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2858270 No.2858270 [Reply] [Original]

Oh I'm so sorry Anonymous.

I know you told me to go shopping today. You left me a list and the money.

But when I got to the store I realized I didn't have the list. So I went back home and couldn't find it. I misplaced the money too. I spent hours trying to find them.

I'm so sorry I messed up again. I don't know why you keep me around...

>> No.2858282

Go take a bath and wait in bed
And then I'll remind you why I keep you here

>> No.2858279

*pats head*

>> No.2858283

Oh well. We'll just eat rocks or something.

>> No.2858285

>>2858270
I don't know how to tell you this miss, but you have the wrong house.

>> No.2858286

You're fired.

>> No.2858289

...

Did you check your pockets?

>> No.2858297
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2858297

It's okay. Here's your punishment.

>> No.2858300

It's alright. We'll manage.

*tender hold*

>> No.2858302

open vagina

>> No.2858303
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2858303

>>2858283
Rocks!? Seriously!? YAY!

>> No.2858325

>>2858297
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHH

>> No.2858354

Oh well, that's not a big proWHEN DID YOUR HAIR GET SO LONG!?

>> No.2858370

>>2858354
If I had a Cirno I would never let her cut her hair ever again.

>> No.2858407

>>2858270
"Don't worry about it. This means that we'll be able to go shopping together."

*Pulls into a tender hug and strokes her hair*

>> No.2858414
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2858414

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME?!

DON'T SCARE MY WAIFU

>> No.2858437
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2858437

Oh I'm so sorry Anonymous.

I know you told me to go shopping today. You left me a list and the money.

But when I got to the store I realized I didn't have the list. So I went back home and couldn't find it. I misplaced the money too. I spent hours trying to find them.

I'm so sorry I messed up again. I don't know why you keep me around...

>> No.2858453

>>2858437
Fucking Alzheimer's

>> No.2858464

>>2858437
Oh god...

I'd pull her into a fierce hug and gently stroke her back telling everything is fine, it's alright.

>> No.2858484
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2858484

>>2858437
Relax. Just open one of your gaps and problem solved, if you know what I mean.

>> No.2858521
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2858521

Oh I'm so sorry Anonymous.

I know you told me to go shopping today. You left me a list and the money.

But when I got to the store I realized I didn't have the list. So I went back home and couldn't find it. I misplaced the money too. I spent hours trying to find them.

I'm so sorry I messed up again. I don't know why you keep me around....

>> No.2858531
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2858531

Thanks for the money and free shopping list, sucker.

>> No.2858543

>>2858531
You fucking bitch...

>> No.2858588

Ah, don't worry 'bout i-

>phpL5.jpg

>L5

Sorry, but I'm going to have to bandage your hands up.

>> No.2858613
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2858613

Hey! Welcome home!

...What did you ask me to go again? I kinda forgot during the day. Ahaha, whatever, who cares. Say Anonymous, let's drink until sunset like always!

>> No.2858624

>>2858613
<3 <3 <3

>> No.2858626

>>2858613
*sigh*

...Ok

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