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A quote from a real Japanese person.

"and some of Japanese porn videos are very strange. they are going to other world. not normal porn world."

Honestly, I laugh so hard (not at him or the sentence structure) Just the precise choice of words and the execution of them. I drink with him all the time. He drinks me under the table every time.
Pic related, it's ROCK.

>> No.2857556

There are no real japanese persons.

>> No.2857555

So moeee~~~

>> No.2857558

>>2857556

I fucking met one!
It's a true story, bro
Learned me some Kanji

>> No.2857561

In honor of this thread, let us commence in pictures that are "not normal porn world"

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>> No.2857589

>>2857554

Rock has some excellent advice about trying to outdrink a Japanese. That is, don't.

>> No.2857592

I once met a Japanese person.
So I killed it for EXP points.

>> No.2857597

Cool story bro.

>> No.2857600

>>2857563
What does this machine do?

>> No.2857616
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>>2857600

It actually powers a store that makes FABULOUS cakes!!!

>> No.2857621

>>2857589
The Japanese are really bad at holding their liquor.

>> No.2857628

>>2857621

Maybe the ones you met...

But I guess you can make generalizations about tons of elasticities. For example: I have a russian background, so I must be able to drink...

But yeah... I really wanted to stick rock in there somehow.

>> No.2857633

>>2857554
I didn't think it was possible for an Asian to drink anyone under the table.

>> No.2857648

>>2857628
>>elasticities
?

>> No.2857662

>>2857628

Hahahahhahahahhahahaha
Best ever.
Meant to say ethnicities

>> No.2857664

Eels.

>> No.2857678
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Typical Japanese porn.

>> No.2857710

>>2857621
My Japanese roommate can drink more than just about anyone I know.

>> No.2857882

>>2857710

Dude... I think my friend is your Japanese room mate!

>> No.2858047

>>2857678

...Definitely going to other world.
Not normal porn world.

>> No.2858058

>real Japanese person.
>My Japanese roommate
For some reason this makes me feel like Japs in the outer world are stuff from legends.

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>>2857678

I'm 12 years old and what is this

>> No.2859605

>>2857678
I don't think I watched this one, but I watched something like it, where a girl was wearing nothing but an apron and eating roaches, then throwing them up on some dude while fucking him.

I liked it more than I should have.

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This why I stay away from /jp/ kekekeke and I am not guy but I have to say some jp porn does go somes too far. I say to you six letters:

DDT-145

>> No.2860578

>>2859745
Wut?

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>>2857678
jesus christ that is fucking sick.

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>>2857561
Not normal porn world: guido stalin.

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