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Daily virginity check.

>> No.2856898

Yup ;_;

>> No.2856904

You don't live 500 years without getting laid.

>> No.2856922 [DELETED] 
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>>2856904
I think your find that that is not a hard achievement in England the place of her original

>> No.2856919

>>2856904

If you are on /jp/, an eternity could pass and /jp/ anons would still be virgins.

>> No.2856920

>>2856904
i'll keep trying anyway

>> No.2856921

>>2856904
What if you live in a magical fairy land? Fairies are pure and shit.

>> No.2856958

>>2856921

Remilia is a vampire, not a fairy.

Are vampires pure?

>> No.2856971

>>2856958

>Are vampires pure?

In this case I certainly hope so.

>> No.2856999

I, for one, don't want anything to do with that worthless vampire or her shitty little sister. Being an immortal vampire and all, if she bit someone with HIV, she instantly becomes a carrier.

Keep her the fuck away from me.

>> No.2857017

Flandre is not pure. She had sex with many men which is why she is locked in a basement. She was a bad girl.

>> No.2857020

>>2856999
HIV doesn't exist in Gensokyo.

>> No.2857023
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>>2856999
>shitty little sister

>> No.2857025

>>2856999
lol?

>> No.2857027
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daily diaper check

>> No.2857036
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Daily GATTAI check.

>> No.2857087

>>2857017
>many men
silly anon, there is no men in gensokyo,
in fact, tohoes are asexual, they reproduce using silly hats

>> No.2857095
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>>2857027

>> No.2857119

>>2857087
Does that mean alice is sterile?

>> No.2857135

>>2857119
Alice has a silly hairband. It's close enough.

>> No.2857152

>>2857023
Don't give me that. You know it's true.

>> No.2857177

>>2857023
do vampires make poop?

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>>2857177

>> No.2857188

>>2857177
No.
>>2856999
Vampire magic kills bacteria and viruses.

>> No.2857191

>>2857177

They make guano.

Now let's not talk any more about that.

>> No.2857193

>>2857177
Considering they don't eat, only drink - no.
But they probably pee. Unless the blood simply disappears due to the magic.

>> No.2857197

>>2857191
like in energy drinks?

>> No.2857201

>>2857188
>Vampire magic kills bacteria and viruses.
Horseshit.

>> No.2857217

>>2857188
´now i want my own flandre as pet.
where can i buy one?

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>>2857193
so her intestines have shrived and be replaced by a giant liver, and kidneys?

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>>2857217

Do you have an appropriately-sized basement to house her?

>> No.2857239

>>2857229
can we share?

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Remilia is clearly the best touhou forever. SDM for life

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