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2853117 No.2853117 [Reply] [Original]

Daily virginity check.

>> No.2853120

Vampires regenerate their hymen

>> No.2853125

>>2853120
>>2853120

I was about to say that the last laugh definitely does not belong to Sakuya, in this case.

>> No.2853127

Getting only a blowjob counts as not losing it?

>> No.2853135

More like daily oral sex given by Sakuya, am I right?

>> No.2853148

Sakuya cleaning stop

>> No.2853170

just a sec.

yup

>> No.2853172

>>2853127
Giving a blowjob counts as losing it. Getting one doesn't.

>> No.2853199

>>2853172
good news guys, 30% of hardcore religiousfags consider the first orgasm the point of lost virginity

high five

>> No.2853208

>>2853172
Bullshit. Only the person that gets any pleasure is no longer a virgin. So if somebody enjoys having a hot cock down their throat, they are officially a slut.

>> No.2853218

>>2853199

Remilia has never had an orgasm?

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>>2853199
I like this point of view.

I'm not virgin anymore WOOHOO

>> No.2853227

>>2853208
Don't talk that way about your mother, son.

>> No.2853234

>>2853227
curry~

>> No.2853241

>>2853199
FUCK YES

>> No.2853246

>>2853208 Only the person that gets any pleasure is no longer a virgin
I don't think that's how it works, chief.

Otherwise, everyone on /jp/ would be considered a not-virgin for masturbating.

>> No.2853255

>>2853227
Well, at least I know what side of the family I got my love of dick from.

>> No.2853271

>>2853246
That's the joke.

But really, I meant in a two-person altercation. Otherwise raping a guy that doesn't like penis would be considered losing virginity. You can't even argue that his biology demands he enjoy it like you can with women.

>> No.2853292

Thread Derailment successful.

>> No.2853381

>>2853271
So, wait. Are you saying rape isn't considered loss of virginity, and that it has to be consensual?

That's alarmingly progressive coming from a 4channer.

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>>2853381
Everyone wants to pretend Kou is still pure.

>> No.2853433

ITT virgins are sex experts.

Thanks for derailing a semi decent comedy thread.

Reported.

>> No.2853450

> ITT virgins are sex experts.


Wow, man, you just described /jp/.

>> No.2853462

>>2853450
Looking at porn makes you a sex expert. It's true.

>> No.2853473

>>2853271
>You can't even argue that his biology demands he enjoy it like you can with women.
durhur men can't be raped

SPOILERS: Penises will become hard from stimulus whether or not the guy wants it

>> No.2853480

>>2853473
Which is also the law in most states in the U.S.

>> No.2853481

>>2853117
I am not a virgin in the sense that I have inserted my penis inside a vagina, I think. I don't remember it very well.

I did hurt my knees badly, though.

>> No.2853502

>>2853481
It was a corpse, wasn't it?

>> No.2853506

>>2853450
Hey, hey, I've been in all kind of sexual intercourses thanks to all the eroges and hentai I've read. I think I could handle almost any kind of situation.

>> No.2853507

>>2853502
He's referring to childbirth, retard

>> No.2853511

>>2853481
Please, do explain.

>> No.2853530

>>2853481
>>2853481

Sliding out of your mother does not count.

>> No.2853778

>>2853148
i lol'd and i feel sorry your comment got lost in the discussion of virginity

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