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Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:16:02 2009 No.2846742 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Witches,

My name is Battler, and I don't believe in any single one of you. All of you are fake, non-existant, liars who spend every second of their day pretending magic is real. You are everything illogical in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heard of Devil's Proof? I mean, I guess it's fun making up 'spells' because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing my family.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best spell. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate club, and starter in the chessboard flipping team. What hobbies do you have other than "give gold to old Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging cousin (She just uu~'d me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fakers who should just stop believing in silly things like magic. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my cousin

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Fri Jun 26 23:17:02 2009 No.2846754 This thread just fell off of page 10. I guarantee it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:18:02 2009 No.2846756 >I also get straight A's Wasn't Battler a C student?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:18:02 2009 No.2846759 Then Maria pulls out an occult knife and stabs Battler for Beatrice's sake. uuu. Maria did good right, Beatrice? uuu. Mommy will always love Maria now right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:20:14 2009 No.2846776 This is actual roleplaying, and it 's contributing nothing, to boot. In before it isn't deleted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 04:41:02 2009 No.2848392 File: 142 KB, 600x926, Ver.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2846742 We are true lojical of world/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 04:43:02 2009 No.2848409 >>2846754 >This thread just fell off of page 10. Nah it's an Umineko thread so it's guaranteed to have at least 200 replies.

>>	Chomp !HH2/bfBUgA Sat Jun 27 04:49:02 2009 No.2848439 File: 52 KB, 164x189, 13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Honestly, have any of you ever heard of Devil's Proof? Hempel's Raven, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 04:49:02 2009 No.2848440 File: 56 KB, 400x400, Rosa_darck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2846759 Mama loev you, Uuu-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 10:57:02 2009 No.2849634 File: 133 KB, 1104x872, stic 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bumping this thread with small bombs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:39:02 2009 No.2850324 File: 95 KB, 483x740, в.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2846759

>>	Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Sat Jun 27 13:40:02 2009 No.2850328 >>2848409 At the time of the posting, yes, an identical thread (same text and image) had just fallen off page 10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:57:02 2009 No.2850441 File: 40 KB, 358x398, bombermanh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:41:02 2009 No.2850654 I just finished Episode 1 + ??? and tea party. How much more awesome can I expect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:43:02 2009 No.2850668 >>2850654 Three more episodes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:45:02 2009 No.2850673 Best version of this copypasta EVER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:45:02 2009 No.2850675 When is Battler going to discover love?

>>	Beatrice the Golden !WITCHqFSq2 Sat Jun 27 14:46:02 2009 No.2850676 >>2850441 God damn it I laughed at that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:48:02 2009 No.2850686 File: 325 KB, 640x480, Umineko1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unfortunately

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:55:02 2009 No.2850711 OP here. I agree with most posts in this thread, but you can find out more here: www.andontalk.com (remove the "d") > fbmmfgnkjslpfglcihfksfdjgyssdldlshnhygcjolyynhfgybfvfygkgjf

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:58:02 2009 No.2850722 >>2850675 i bet he is in love with Beatrice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:59:02 2009 No.2850728 >>2850675 He loves Maria.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:01:02 2009 No.2850738 File: 295 KB, 611x722, battler-ange8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2850722 >>2850728 WROOOOONG.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:03:02 2009 No.2850751 >>2850654 A lot more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:07:02 2009 No.2850771 OP here. I agree with most posts in this thread, but you can find out more here: www.andontalk.com (remove the "d") > fihdkdvnhh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:09:02 2009 No.2850785 >>2850668 Only 3? Isn't it customary to have one answer arc per question arc?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:10:02 2009 No.2850792 >>2850722 >>2850728 >>2850738 okay he is in love with the three. and Jessica and Rosa are his lovers too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:12:02 2009 No.2850805 >>2850785 Unless you're from the future, there are currently only 3 more episodes after episode one.

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sat Jun 27 15:12:02 2009 No.2850814 File: 888 KB, 523x578, d12f7135b6371ef364c82ad6abff098f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2850792 Jessica is only for Kanon. Magic or not, their love is real!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:19:02 2009 No.2850842 > starter in the chessboard flipping team lol'd

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Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:19:02 2009 No.2850846

>>2850785
Episode 1 Legend of the golden witch - August 17, 2007
Episode 2 Turn of the golden witch - December 31, 2007
Episode 3 Banquet of the golden witch - August 15, 2008
Episode 4 Alliance of the golden witch - December 29, 2008
Episode 5 ? of the golden witch - August 1x, 2009

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:26:02 2009 No.2850877 >>2850846 Small bombs of the golden witch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:27:02 2009 No.2850889 File: 56 KB, 858x755, 4659094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I believe in Ingot Dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:27:02 2009 No.2850887 >>2850846 love

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:29:02 2009 No.2850900 >>2850846 >Episode 5 ? of the golden witch - August 1x, 2009 That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:34:02 2009 No.2850924 >>2850814 Meh, that scene reminds me of the end of episode 3. Feels bad man.

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sat Jun 27 15:44:02 2009 No.2850982 >>2850889 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:53:02 2009 No.2851028 >>2850924 >Meh, that scene reminds me of the end of episode 3. It is from the ep 4.

>>	Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY Sat Jun 27 15:55:02 2009 No.2851044 >>2851028 No..I'm pretty sure it's from episode three. EVA is outside? Beattrice helps Kanon come back from the dead and keeps EVA from getting into the room they're hiding in so they can share a final moment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:59:02 2009 No.2851061 >>2851044 >>2851028 here I meant to said 3.

>>	Chomp !HH2/bfBUgA Sat Jun 27 16:00:02 2009 No.2851064 >>2850785 There are no Question or Answer arcs. Rokkenjima is basically Schrodinger's Island and will stay that until either Battler or Beato wins. >>2850814 That made me bawww so hard. And Beato's "sacrifice" in the same episode too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:04:02 2009 No.2851079 >>2851064 >There are no Question or Answer arcs. Er, yes there are. Ryuukishi has said that Episode 5 will be the start of the Answer arcs.

>>	Chomp !HH2/bfBUgA Sat Jun 27 16:05:02 2009 No.2851082 >>2851079 Ah, well, I take that back then.

>>	(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Sat Jun 27 16:06:02 2009 No.2851089 >>2850785 I'm pretty sure he meant 3 more episodes after episode 1.

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Sat Jun 27 16:14:02 2009 No.2851113 >>2846742 HEY BATTLER WANNA GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR BITC... I MEAN WITCHES!

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Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:21:02 2009 No.2851153

Didn't he have something like 999999999 magic resistance which was like GOD level?

They talked about it in episode 3 when the siestas were trying to kill Battler and he was like 'fcuk this shit you don't real'. Would be more 'canon' than having straight A's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:22:02 2009 No.2851165 >>2851153 that could just be part of Beatrices trick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:38:02 2009 No.2851261 Can somebody repost the instructions and links to playing Umineko in english?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:04:02 2009 No.2851386 File: 730 KB, 1280x2600, Installation image guide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2851261 here you go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:06:02 2009 No.2851398 >>2851386 Why is this necessary at all?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:07:02 2009 No.2851400 >>2851386 Thanks for that but the one I was looking for was a copypasta that included a bunch of megaupload links for the game itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:09:02 2009 No.2851412 >>2851261 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7RE8PTSP http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SGUPC5SD http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7NO355AO You extract, go into the english folder and run onscripter.exe

>>	°TL !!OTL6vNUMHdA Sat Jun 27 17:10:02 2009 No.2851416 >>2851400 http://www.megaupload.com/es/?d=9VGF4JE7 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D40W8E1I and www.witch-hunt.com

>>	Chomp !HH2/bfBUgA Sat Jun 27 17:14:02 2009 No.2851424 File: 77 KB, 194x191, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2850738 >>>/rs/Amongst_the_Ushiromiya_family,_no_incest_is_involved._At_all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:17:02 2009 No.2851438 File: 360 KB, 600x600, battler-ange11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2851424 A picture is worth a thousand (red) words.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:23:02 2009 No.2851452 File: 141 KB, 417x417, 2352946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did somebody mention incest

>>	Chomp !HH2/bfBUgA Sat Jun 27 17:23:02 2009 No.2851453 File: 62 KB, 185x191, 16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2851438 I'm leaving before I give myself a headache

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:24:02 2009 No.2851457 >>2851438 That's not the real Battler.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:26:02 2009 No.2851474 File: 273 KB, 800x800, battler-ange10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2851457 Maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:31:02 2009 No.2851489 >>2851424 Hah! Battler&Ange. Battler&Jessica Battler&Kyrie George&Shannon Jessica&Kanon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:32:02 2009 No.2851497 >>2851457 It's Jessica Man, she really has a thing for 5-6 year old girls!

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