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28465439 No.28465439 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to become a clone of Yuuka.

>> No.28466816

I will!

>> No.28475714
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28475714

Ever since I took the yuukapill, my life has changed completely. Greater confidence, more happiness in being alone. Higher attunement with nature, richer and more vivid dreams. Increased focus and passion towards strength training and exercise. More control over my emotions, a true peace and serenity I did know was possible. It is sad the only way I can show gratitude towards her is by spilling every last drop of seed I have to her image.

>> No.28475793

>>28465439
But Yuuka is already Flower Mima so you are actually a clone of Mima.

>> No.28475901

>>28475793
Yes, and Mima is Wizard Yuuka.

>> No.28477142
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>>28475714
Tell me about Yuuka. How does she acquire more pairs of wings?

>> No.28477658

>>28477142
For an extra level of angelic hugging with the fluffiest feathers imaginable

>> No.28488128

>>28475793
>>28475901
So who am I a clone of?

>> No.28489768

Yuuka is a true lady who's still young and pretty!

>> No.28499086

>>28489768
And dangerous!

>> No.28529241

>>28489768
Making Yuuka feel young again!

>> No.28538259

>>28529241
Making Yuuka feel.

>> No.28543771
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>>28538259
feel what Anon?

>> No.28544034

>>28543771
Proud that she was able to teach me how to masterfully care for flowers.

>> No.28544195
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>>28544034
She always knew you could do it Anon

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>>28544195
Last time I grew sunflowers they got destroyed by caterpillars, so I'm not too confident.

>> No.28544742

>>28544538
Everyone I know who goes into gardening fails massively the first time, bugs are especially a huge menace to deal with and make the whole thing too unpleasant for me to feel like bothering

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>>28544034
I'd care for HER flower, if you know what I mean.

>> No.28545204

>>28545036
Make sure to water her daily

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>>28545490
Long-haired Yuuka is a crime.

>> No.28545909
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>>28545864
But her PC-98 appearance looks good.

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>>28545864
Very embarrassing post, I think you should reflect on this one a bit

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>>28545909
PC-98 Yuuka looks like a narcoleptic Flavor Flav.

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>>28546200
Yuuka just likes her beauty sleep.
Can you really say you're alive if you don't sleep at least 12 hours a day?

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>> No.28548064
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>> No.28548432
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>>28548064
Oh no! My Christmas present got stuck in the chimney!

>> No.28548585
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>>28548064
It's too early for Christmas, and your plump rear can't fit down the chimney anyway. Get back in the kitchen, Yuuka.

>> No.28548658
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>>28548432
>>28548585
Yuuka has decided that she's tired of people thinking of her as a dangerous and aloof creature, and has decided to make everyone smile by delivering presents for Christmas.
Nobody remembered to tell her that it's Halloween and not Christmas, it seems.

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>>28548585
Telling Yuuka to get back in the kitchen has got to be among the top 5 unwisest things to do regarding Touhous.

>> No.28548790
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yuuka has sweets ready for the kids!

>> No.28548901
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>>28548715
That's why you ask nicely

>> No.28548918

>>28548790
Yet only the stupid bug shows up as always

>> No.28548979
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>>28548918
That stupid bug is very dear to her.

>> No.28549020

>>28548979
I hate bugs so much and now I'm also being cucked by one

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>>28549020
I didn't realize that they had such lewd expressions from just by looking at the thumbnail. I thought it was just a wholesome picture of Yuuka and the bug hugging.

>> No.28550312
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>> No.28555392
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28555392

Yucca.

>> No.28556860
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28556860

I was really hoping that the ironic CBT game would increase her popularity.

>> No.28557727

>>28556860
If it was more than 5 minutes of content it might’ve done something
That aside, it was some of the comfiest 5 minutes of my life

>> No.28586537
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Yuuka floating down the river like a log!

>> No.28592157
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28592157

Yuuka being comfortable casually nude around you! Yuuka walking around in the summer with her milky melons just jiggling around! Seeing Yuuka bottomless, with no care to her fuzzy-yet-trimmed bush and big fat buttcheeks being exposed!

>> No.28592928
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28592928

Why are they so similar?

>> No.28592945
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28592945

Kazami Yuuka.

>> No.28593415

PRETTY GREEN LADY

>> No.28593524
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>>28593415
You called?

>> No.28593595
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>>28593524
VERY PRETTY

>> No.28594076
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>>28593595
Truly?

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>>28556860
>>28557727
Anyone else buy the game? It was cute and comfy, but 10 minutes of gameplay max, and that's if you take it slow. I got it for $0.84 though, so whatever.

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>> No.28599574

>>28594269
I played it. It was something, alright.

>> No.28599803

>>28543771
The pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.28599963
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28599963

Yuka is cruel and evil and not very nice, and all those sweets she made are probably poisoned and full of razorblades!

>> No.28599964

>>28592157
yuuka is not fat

>> No.28600137
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28600137

You have disturbed Yuuka's nap!
What do?

>> No.28600218

>>28600137
fucking run. it's not as if she'd forgive someone by them offering to bone her.

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>>28475714
Which means you have hands. If so, you have a myriad more ways to worship her; you just lack the heart to find them.

>>28592157
Can you not? I'm trying here to hold it in for a month, dammit.

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>>28601427
The only good thing about nofap is that you occasionally get mindbreak level orgasms during wet dreams, far beyond what any fap session or even irl sex could provide

>> No.28638861

Yuukarin

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>>28638861
is a maid today

>> No.28646170
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Headpats for Yuuka

>> No.28646507

Yes, because that's all you can aim to be, a fake.

>> No.28665370

>>28646507
do you know what a clone is

>> No.28674502
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Yuuka cute.

>> No.28681583

>>28646170
I want to give her some headpats too ;_;

>> No.28692306
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Escaping modernity with Yuuka

>> No.28721079
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>>28681583
Please wait warmly for when she turns into smol Yuuka again before headpatting.

>> No.28721403
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>>28721079
Why do mature ladies like Yuuka and Yukari have these power saving modes where they're really smol?

>> No.28723453

>>28721403
It’s like in Fate where it takes a lot of mana to materialize fully, removing some height, breasts, and ass go a long way

>> No.28723890

>>28475714
>It is sad the only way I can show gratitude towards her is by spilling every last drop of seed I have to her image.
She'd just kill you, you know.

>> No.28724076

>>28723890
I’m okay with that

>> No.28767045

>>28475714
Yuuka has a nice big tits here

>> No.28770312
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>>28767045
A shame artists don't always depict them in their full majesty

>> No.28770487
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>>28770312
Truly a shame.

>> No.28815899
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Yuuka!

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>> No.28850141

>>28770312
Yeah, but there are times where they look like seemingly ribless creatures.
The shirt plays a part, but sometimes the torso is just too small.

>> No.28852083
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The un-charismatic spirit!

>> No.28858328

>>28850141
Yuuka stays in shape, all there is to it

>> No.28885206
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Yuukute.

>> No.28891588

>>28594269
What is the game called

>> No.28893351

>>28891588
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1430420/CBT_With_Yuuka_Kazami/

>> No.28948983

>>28592157
>being comfortable casually nude
Wait, you don't do that already?

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>> No.29066760
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>> No.29098144

>>28477142
grazing a whole lot of foreign bullets

>> No.29098999

>>28544742
goddamn I HATE aphids so fucking much

>> No.29099583

>>29098999
>aphids
novice here, what are those

>> No.29104863

>>29099583
baby greenfly, they suck sap from the plant and can be quite damaging to new/tender plants

there are a number of products you can use to remove them or make your own spray from washing up liquid and water, however i find the best treatment is the manual removal of them


also ants farm aphids

>> No.29148538

then I will marry you and we can have threesomes with the real Yuuka

>> No.29150291

>>29148538
What if, after copulation, you find yourself also transformed into Yuuka?

>> No.29150492

>>29150291
is yuuka a virus?

>> No.29150699

>>29150492
>is yuuka a virus?
A virus wouldn't do that

>> No.29151579

>>29150699
how does it spread?

>> No.29154187

>>29150291
then we will go find another horny /jp/sie and have a foursome with them, and keep repeating the process until all /jp/ is a massive harem of slutty Yuukas

>> No.29163208

>>29151579
sexually transmitted, obviously

>> No.29172388
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>>28475714
>yuukapill
Now I'm curious, tell me about it.

>> No.29178906

>>29172388
Strive to be like Yuuka.
Work out and train hard, get your body to peak physical performance. Not just for raw strength, but for general balanced health. Eat well, avoid any food or drinks that would not have been available to your ancestors 100 years ago.
Unplug yourself from as much social media as possible, use it only to obtain art of Yuuka for inspiration
Cut out all worthless relationships in your life, don't offer up yourself and your time for people who do not care about you.
Walk out in nature, learn to appreciate the beauty of your local environment.
Develop hobbies. Avoid electronic hobbies, though games that provide sufficient challenge and stimulation (puzzles, shmups, fighting) are comparatively more acceptable. Most importantly, do not choose hobbies to impress other people, simply do it for the development of the only person who matters - yourself
Stop repressing your own emotions. If you feel hurt, allow yourself to be angry. If you feel happy, don't be ashamed of yourself. If you really don't feel like doing something - don't do it. Be comfortable with relying on your insticts and trust yourself more. Once you develop that confidence, people won't fuck with you as much in return. And you'll be able to understand yourself a lot better as well.
Work on your imagination, consider it another muscle to develop. Try being creative, daydream to pass the time, learn to masturbate without any visual stimulus whatsoever. Record your dreams, and give some time to reflect on them. You'll find you'll start dreaming more, opening entire new worlds to you. Preferably dream worlds with Yuuka in them.
This is without a doubt the best way to live a satisfying life without the need for anyone else except yourself.

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