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2836517 No.2836517 [Reply] [Original]

We recently hired that bug youkai as the new janitor. I had my reservations at first, as she looked kind of young and weak, but she's at least been working earnestly, unlike the other new employee. She cleans the bathrooms well enough, and strangely, since she's been here, we haven't had a single fly or cockroach in the house.

If she continues to prove herself trustworthy, maybe I can have her watch the door guard after work, and make sure she doesn't fall asleep. Then I could go and see China every night.

>> No.2836527

>>2836525
She means the actual country.

>> No.2836525

But China is the door guard.

>> No.2836579

>>2836525
China's the gate guard. I've got no clue who the door guard is

>> No.2836593

>>2836579

I am.

Most of the time I sneak down into the basement and have sex with Flandre instead of doing my job.

>> No.2836619

I thought at first we might have gotten a new janitor for /jp/ Was a little excited.

>> No.2836633

>>2836619
I get excited when I hear /jp/ could get shittier too ^_^

>> No.2836640

>>2836633
Troll / creator of consistently bad threads that get deleted detected.

>> No.2836647

Well I see certain idolm@ster threads are getting deleted.

>> No.2836652

is there an archive of these stories

>> No.2836651

>>2836647
Deleting Idolm@ster threads? I haven't seen it, yet.

If that's true, then I am disappointed in our janitor.

>> No.2836650

>>2836640
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

>> No.2836659
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2836659

Here's some badass Sakuya

>> No.2836698

>>2836659
>Here's some disfigured Sakuya
This creature is horrible.

>> No.2836719

>>2836652
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_user
name=Sakuya+Izayoi&search_tripcode=&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_o
rd=rel

>> No.2836732
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2836732

Here's some DAT ASS Sakuya

>> No.2836751
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2836751

Here's Sakuya being a dick.

>> No.2836755

Here's Sakuya in UFO

>> No.2836762

>>2836755
FUCK

>> No.2836767

>>2836755
oh you

>> No.2836804

>>2836650

Just a little heads up: that wasn't actually intended to be a statement against policing or law-enforcement.

>> No.2836811

>>2836804
thanks for the info bro :D

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