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..Has anyone else gained a serious interest in witchcraft due to Umineko?

>> No.2827775

No, because witches don't exist

>> No.2827778

I was interested in it way before Umineko.

>> No.2827779

I got it due to Shin Megami Tensei.

>> No.2827783

I have gained a serious interest in explosive device miniaturization due to Umineko.

>> No.2827790

Replace witchcraft with mystery novels and we'll talk.

>> No.2827797
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>>2827779

I've wanted to summon an Angel ever since Nocturne. A nekomata is fine too.

>> No.2827800

>>2827767
witchcraft is standard interest for everyone.

>> No.2827809

Read real Grimoires.
Use magic.

>> No.2827815

But if I wanted to become a wiccan, I would need to gain 200 pounds, wear black "gothic" clothes and start drinking every day and whoring myself out.

>> No.2827820

How to make candy fall from the sky.

>> No.2827822

>>2827809
Alternatively
Learn advanced physics
Use magic

>> No.2827829
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NO. FUCK JAPANESE "WITCHCRAFT"

>> No.2827831

>>2827815
*casts hex, weighs 300 pounds*

>> No.2827841

It's weird if you're watching Soul Eater and reading Umineko at the same time.

>> No.2827851

>>2827841
No it isn't

>> No.2827870 [DELETED] 

>>2827841
＞It's weird if you're watching souleater.

>> No.2827875

>>2827841
> It's weird if you're watching souleater.

>> No.2827876

>>2827775

ditto.

>> No.2827891

>>2827870
Soul Eater was one of the few decent shounen, from what i recall considerably less melodrama, took itself less seriously and had decent fights and animation. I know /jp/ looks down on that kind of stuff, but it's fun every once and awhile.

>> No.2828030

I read "The Lesser Key of Solomon" because of Umineko.

>> No.2828104
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2828104

I live is Salem so you all can lick my balls

>> No.2828129

>>2828104
The Salem Witches trials didn't happen.

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>>2828129

>> No.2828141

>>2828104
I used to live in Lynn for 21 years, which is right next to Salem. I'd visit there pretty often, was a really nice city. I wish I had never moved to NH, shit sucks up here.

>> No.2828144

>>2828132
I can prove that the trials were nothing more than histeria caused by attention whoring women.

Your move.

>> No.2828159

>>2828144
So, what you're saying is

THE TRIALS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

>> No.2828163

i want to be the mammon :3

>> No.2828202

If by 'witchcraft' you mean 'how to make elaborate closed room murders via human means and make it look like magic' then yes, I have.

Anyone got 16 friends and a small island mansion on hand I can try it out on?

inb4Anon has no friends ;_;

>> No.2828208

>>2828144
>>>/rs/Magic_exists_because_Beatrice_"exists"

>> No.2828224

>>2828208
>>>/rs/Beatrice+%27exists%27.+Magic+does+not.

>> No.2828225

>>2828159
But there were NO witches. No one was executed. Nothing happened.

>> No.2828230

>>2828208
>>>/rs/I_don't_care_if_it_exists_or_not,_I_don't_play_or_read_umineko.

>> No.2828239

>>2828225
You can't say definitively that there were no witches. It's a Devil's Proof.

>> No.2828243

>inb4Anon has no friends ;_;
Sadly, this is true.

>> No.2828250

>>2828202
Good luck with the weather. Building a closed circle is no easy task.

>> No.2828263

How does Beatrice know how all the murders happened if she didn't do them? If there's no magic, then she has to have at least witnessed them, because otherwise she'd lie with the red text, since it's also a way of giving her information she couldn't have, which makes it magic.

>> No.2828272

>>2828268
>destroy everyone's cellphones/laptops with small bombs
I love it already.

>> No.2828268

>>2828250

I have invented a weather control machine just for this event!

Just like the culprit in Umineko

Or you know I could just use a private boat to ferry everyone there, destroy everyone's cellphones/laptops with small bombs, and cut all the telephone lines.

>> No.2828273

>>2828263

Shes a witch. She knows these things happened because of her magical powers.

>> No.2828275

>>2828263
That's not the point. We're not supposed to prove that magic doesn't exist. We're supposed to prove that the murders didn't happen with magic. I mean, it's pretty obvious at least some magic's going on, just not on the game board.

>> No.2828276

>>2828263

Beatrice is the personification of the culprit and therefore knows everything the culprit does.

The Meta-World and repeating worlds don't exist either, it's a computer simulation in 1998 using the memories of the culprit and Battler.

>> No.2828282

>>2828275

You've already lost

>> No.2828286

/r/ Battlerpoint.jpg

>> No.2828288

>>2828276
>computer simulation
>memories
>1998
lol

>> No.2828296

>>2828288
That is not the 1998 your mother warned you about.

>> No.2828297

>>2828288

It involves a time machine too.

>> No.2828510

It would be impossible to prove that magic doesn't exist anyway. It would be a devil's proof.

>> No.2828523

I've browsed through the Lemegeton and the Key of Solomon in the past when I was trying to vector the seals. Umineko just furthered my interest in demons.

Not witches.

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>> No.2828552

>>2828523
Same here. Ever since Episode 3 I've been reading lots of demonology shit. And reading mystery novels too.

>> No.2828554

Umineko caused me to read the wikipedia article on the Lesser Key of Solomon if that counts.

>> No.2828760

Umineko drama CD vol. 01 comes out when? Today or tomorrow?

>> No.2828772

>>2828760
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=71515

You're welcome.

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2828779

WITCHES DONT EXIST YOUR ALL FUCKING RETARDED

>> No.2828819

/jp/ should meet up on an Island and roleplay Umineko. Seriously. How many people are there here? Sometimes I doubt there's more than four.

>> No.2828823

>>2828819

I'd wager there's at least 15 good people here.

Probably only 2 women at most, though.

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>>2828819

>Roleplay Umineko

I would journey just to see the nerdgasm unfold, as all the hardcore /jp/ Anons who claim to hate roleplaying with a vengeance suddenly get to indulge in their secret pleasures.

>> No.2828856

>>2828819
Shannon = Kanon = WhiteRen = Alabama

>> No.2828859

>>2828819
Dibs on Kinzo.

>> No.2828864

>>2828819
Dibs on George.

>> No.2828870

Also, I ordered the Lesser Key of Solomon from Amazon because of Umineko. I think this counts.

>> No.2828879

>>2828819
Dibs on Maria.

>> No.2828881

>>2828819
I'll be Ange, if you see what I mean

>> No.2828884

>>2828881
You'll regret it later when you're the only /jp/ Anonymous left alive! Except for the other /jp/ Anonymous who came back but inherited the title of janitor and is a jerk to you.

>> No.2828908

>>2828819

dibs on Gaap.

>> No.2828917

Has anyone else started taking midnight walks with a knife due to Tsukihime?

just me?

>> No.2828920

>>2828917
I always had one with me before.

Just now I have a reason to hold it all backwards and reverse like Shiki, no matter how impractical it is.

>> No.2828926

>>2828779
Christian and Science propaganda

>> No.2828951

Dibs on Okonogi.

>> No.2828963

I could be a good George if I lost 10 pounds.

>> No.2828964

>>2828926
Christians believed in witches. Why did you think they killed them?

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