Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Halloween approaches, make some horrors.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230156
First for eastern/western crumbling undead relations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230490
The eastern ochi fears the wight knights.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, spider.

[Anonymous No.]

Moo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230797
This cow seems inadequately equipped to provide milk.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230797
Meant for>>28230767

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230726
Is that rock-paper-scissors?

[Anonymous No.]

>Work for the city jail
>Theres a slave market for MGs here so I watch over the MGs waiting to be sold
>Get free rein to do what I want with the prisoners beside "using" them
>This includes tying Succbi down and holding their hands for extend amounts of times, playing catch with Dullahan heads, etc
>Most of the prisoners get sold but some have gone unsold, particularity the one I missed with the most
>Lilim takes over city
>Positions swap
>I'm the only prisoners and my guards are the same prisoners I missed with.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230797

[Anonymous No.]

It's easy to make fun of monsters for skimpy military uniforms until they find out what the Rhodies wore in the Bush War

[Anonymous No.]

>>28231212
Dullahan husbands playing football with a dullahan head seems like peak bully desu

[Anonymous No.]

Bully yetis

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230896
Yes.
Its why northern revenants terrify those wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28231506
NO.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230156
Got any spare change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230797
How now, spider cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28231989
I would make some spare change with gold gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28231506
So can I just take a unclaimed automaton home or do I have to ask her first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230838
That cow milks you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232048
Well, do you have her activation key?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232072
Does my dick work as a substitute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232057
Hmmmmm, she's got the strength but does she have the body to keep me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28231989
yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232072
>activation
Are automatons almonds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232126
Why would you need to substitute her activation key with her activation key?

[Anonymous No.]

Incest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232221
I don't mind it with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232221
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232221
Indeedily-doodily!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232134
Hard to run with a crushed pelvis, besides your going to be in an eternal leglock

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232221
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232176
Why do I keep forgetting my passwords? I'm stupid, that's why.
I'm gonna find a way to change her coding and overcharge her pleasure sensors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232281
Well yes but is that enough to keep my heart into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232221
Only if they want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232357
She knows the way to your heart, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232135
Alright, already, we’ll all float on
Now don't you worry we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232353
Overloading an automaton isn't hard, just use 'sudo orgasm' until she overheats or her eyes roll back. You can also try 'apt-get pregnant', but I hear it's hard to get that repository to load.

[Anonymous No.]

>have a hundred-strong harem of khepri as a desert king
>well, at least nominally "a harem" - somehow couldn't get it on with any of them so far
>whenever you hint or suggest it, they cordially reject you referring to their work and responsibilities
>feel guilty every time so you don't press on
>and simply lack the heart to outright order them into bed
>other than this weird blue-balling, things are going fine
>kingdom grows and slowly gains various signs of a proper government
>you even got a human advisor early on, the only other man in the palace
>guy's pretty likeable, if a bit too unceremoniously familiar with you
>but the khepri simply adore him, always praising his sound advice among a long list of other things
>he must be giving it directly to them though because you haven't heard any of it yet
>in fact things only got busier for you since he moved in, as there are somehow less servants around whenever you're assigning tasks now
>almost feels like their discipline around you seemingly eroded a bit, too
>anyway, your days of abstinence might finally end soon
>unmarried Pharaoh of a neighbor country heard of you and wishes to establish relations, "hopefully in more ways than one"
>don't even try to contain excitement
>however the entire palace gets almost rabid urging you to delegate the mission to the advisor
>say it's proper etiquette, and you should concentrate on statebuilding
>reluctantly comply; such a grand prize shouldn't be rushed towards
>really hopeful for the guy as he departs with a surprisingly affluent escort
I might be the luckiest ruler in the world to be blessed with such a competent and self-sufficient team, but I can't stop feeling nervous bros

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232828
Is this what a shoggoth looks like in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232349
Interesting.
Maybe now she'll put out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232484
So snuggling, playing vidya, and picking to pack on muscle or get a larger chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232828
I really fucking hate how dirty Muschietti did one of my favorite King novels.

[Anonymous No.]

SNU SNU

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232747
I am sorry to inform you but you have been cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233131
Isn't a bad idea to cuck someone in a position of power though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233198
Very

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233009
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233009
These girls are perfect for making into broodmoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233009
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232747
Wrong thread, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233416
I'm not normally fond of Hellhounds, but this design really appeals to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233497
The albino Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233522
She's not quite albino, since she's still deliciously brown.

[Anonymous No.]

How should you properly thank your stoic ochi bodyguard for their service? They're not the kind to appreciate something like a headpat, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233009
Worship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233568
See>>28233756

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this if you will:
>Chief to a group of p'orcers
>Sitting in your throne (a large, luxurious recliner)
>Watching sportsball on a huge TV
>One p'orcer on either side of you
>They're snuggling up to you, massaging you
>One p'orcer with her head between your legs doing you know what
>Two p'orcers preparing the traditional, weekend, p'orcer BBQ for you
It's on this day (and everyday for that matter) that you live like a king

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232747
>Advisor is actually an alp.
>khepri promised to help her get you.
>even went so far to make binding pact to let alp advisor take your cherry.
>only when phaoroah comes back and orders alp to fuck you does she do it.
>massive orgy happens with you in middle.
>once it ends you cuddle with alp, pharoah and khepri wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233568
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234309
I appreciate you trying to fix that bait post.

[Anonymous No.]

creativity outlet prompt: which MGE monster girl species would enjoy fighting games, and how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233874
Sounds comfy as fuck as expected from those cuddly sows

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234524
Kiki is actually a huge gaming nerd, but only when Mastah isn't watching. It's nice to unwind here and there while still having a challenge to overcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234524
Salamanders are very competitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234727
I could imagine the game chart

[Anonymous No.]

I just want the spider to hold me in her arms, pedipalps and legs and whisper sweet nothings into my ear. I'm so tired.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to put your silly mortal tongue in your undead mistress' superior ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234524
You know who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234979
I'd rather put my silly organic tongue in my Automaton mistress' superior pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234979
Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234727
I imagine a match between two salamanders could be seen from space.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234524
Flagmander would Beast. So long as you don't go full Mexican on her in KoF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28235050
Good man. She "programmed" you well.

[Anonymous No.]

Always be careful when relying to single MG ads on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28234524
Lizard girl
>Have a lizard wife that you've beaten in a fight
>You also like video games
>You show her some
>She's not that interested
>Show her a fighting game
>She tries one out
>You beat her quite easily since she's not that good
>After getting beaten a few times her mere female lizard instincts kicks in
>After a night of rough but loving sex she starts training to get better in the fighting game
>She ends up being quite good
>Ends up beating you
>She's super smug about this
>Until you face fuck the smugness out of her
>She still challenges you to games every now and again since she knows if you beat her, she's gonna be super horny by the end and you're gonna end up fucking her
>And if she wins she gets to be smug until you hate fuck her, which she also loves

[Anonymous No.]

>>28235050
I don't remember that part of the user registration process

[Anonymous No.]

>>28235638
I applied for a job as a lab assistant, but now I'm chained to a table while a lich keeps making me drink potions while fucking me!

[Anonymous No.]

What are your waifus gonna dress up as for halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>Really want a Lilim but finding one (and then getting one to one) is a pain in the ass.
>But there a named Lilim that we know where she resides and the place is relatively accessible
>It is Druella
>But aside from the problem of getting to her without getting claimed by someone else, there is the problem of me really wanting to be the one pursued and being proactively dated because I am a turbo sub, super shy autist who can barely talk to people, let alone ask someone on date and terrified of messing up or embarassing myself (and god help if I still end up failing) If I try to confess to her.
>Get an idea
>Find a way to send letters to Lescatie
>If possible try to find a country friendly and close to Lescatie but preferably human ruled to decrease my chance of being claimed by some random mamono
>Send a few love letters (or atleast my cheesy attempts at one) to Druella periodically,
>Hope that this gets her interest and continue to write to her. Hopefully I am not in a timeline where she is already married. If I get rejected it will easier to deal with it and I will not waste a journey and look like a fool.
>Keep sending them until she gets blue ovaries
>Either she goes after me herself or sends someone to bring me to her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28236594
Maybe some warhammer high elf or
Satsuki Kiryuin

[Anonymous No.]

>>28235638
>click ad for young innocent monstergirls in your area
>get a message on your phone saying to meet up at a certain alley
>go there only to get milked by a CC Manticore
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>28237647
CC manticores are big, soft and fluffy. Just fall asleep in her embrace and let her take care of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28236594
A very scary ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28235638
>There are CC monster girls that want to fuck you within 5 miles
>"Yeah right, as if that's a re'"
>There are CC monster girls that want to fuck you within 4 miles
>"W-what. Did that just ch-"
>3 miles
>...
>2 miles
>There are CC monster girls that want to fuck you arriving at your home soon
>"What the fuck?"
>There is no escape, just open the door Anon Y. Moose

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28237732

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Having a great day, then boom. Malus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28238409
God the WH mge deamons are so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28237761
>The horde has arrived at your home

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230797
Trick or Treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>28239008
Chuuni Firemouse, training to become the strongest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232349
My queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>28238635
Waffle House demons? Okay, as long as I still get my hashbrowns scattered and smothered

[Anonymous No.]

>>28239099
And taking the hardest beaten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230797

[Anonymous No.]

The Eros girls are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

How would an animated kids show without outright pornography work in mge
>Drama and romance for girls
>Action and fight scenes to draw in boys
>Bombshell female characters to make boys attracted to monsters early
>Reoccurring villains and rivals
>Build up to endgame romances between characters to keep the audience happy
>Female villains get dicked by the hero/male villain/their subordinate
>Male villains get redeemed through monster pussy
>Have a time-travel episode so mg's can dress in boner-inducing historical outfits for "educational purposes"
>Throw in an actual threat once a season or two to have an excuse for the heroes and villains work together and keep it interesting without getting too edgy
>Epilogue where every couple is happily married with at least five children
It's really cute imagining monstergirls fangirling over shows they watched as kids years after they ended, especially if they cosplay as their favourite characters in adulthood

[Anonymous No.]

>>28239460
sabbaths got the magical girl market cornered

[Anonymous No.]

a cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28239460
A card game anime where the protag's waifus are part of his deck.
The physical version comes with real Trumparts, guaranteed one in every box! (additional costumes and accessories sold separately)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241102
please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>28240136
I want a teen bicorn that's also a childhood friend.
I feel like it would be interesting to see her explore her sexuality by watching other girls fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230156
How do we make shogs real?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to take a nap and by the time I wake up this thread better be less gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241288
We don't.
It's for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Which IRL historical character do you anons think would be fine and maybe even thrive in the MGE setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241642
Teddy Roosevelt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241642
ben franklin

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28239460
That evil pharaoh will get the young hero for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241642
Andrew Jackson gets isekai'd into mge and begins carving out his own kingdom and harem, the demon lord being rightfully distressed with this development offers her hand in marriage to stop her kingdom from becoming some sort of republic abomination and he adds her to his harem and declares himself the emperor. It could have all been avoided if not for that kot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241764
>Based Teddy in MGE
The man was a goddamned locomotive in trousers who drank what was tantamount to a bath tub of coffee a day. If he ended up in MGE, he'd probably get shot by a Cupid's arrow and have the willpower to mock her for being such a gullible girl since he true love is nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242137
He'd be the wildman of the elven lands.
Cock, just taking in the sights like its one huge nature trip and probably hunting demonic beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242217
>Kind Sir, how did you ever manage to subdue the great Demonic Boar?
>With my bare hands, lest the beast forget the touch of its master.
>The sound of a thousand P'Orc loincloths ripping off simultaneously in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

What are the rules of "hunting" in monster lands? Are there any endangered species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242496
Demon beasts are traditional, free game hunting.
'Hunting' monster girls is just finding a single one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242535
I imagine trying to 'hunt' any individual monster girl causes you to subconsciously mana mark yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242576
Probably.
Of course you need to claim your prize once you catch it.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a cheerful, CC, titty, bapho neighbor
Wanna bond with her over gardening techniques
Wanna get invited into her home
Wanna make out with her
Wanna get a blowie from her
Wanna hold her paws and pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242535
Do they have castle doctrine? What am I obligated to do if I am pursued or invaded by an intruder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241764
that's a good one
>>28241642
my choice is Grigori Rasputin, my reasons are:
>wizard
>his mysticall powers were literally the only thing protecting the royal russian family from a certain red tide
>the conspirators who killed him had to try multiple times
>first try involved enough cyanide to kill 5 men in his drink the mad lad survives intact
>even though they then shot him 5 times one of these on his head he still moved
>they had to roll him a carpet and throw him in a frozen river
>he excaped the carpet rolled arround him but eventually died of hipothermia
Grigori get's isekai'd into mge, he becames known as the most powerfull wizard ever to live, one day a lilim tries to mind break him and getting him as a husband, he is the one who actually mind breaks the lilim, he ends up getting an haram of monster girls, Order sends crusade to stop the "Heretic" wizard he then beats them up and goes to join the demon lord as a member of her royal court

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242535
>"hunt" porc
>she decides to take a nap.
>once a sleep you move in.
>only feet from her you hear a branch break behind you.
>turn around to see a pack of p'orcs
>hear her awaken behind you
Anon is know a broodfather.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242629
I want to impregnate her so bad bros. What a sexy bapho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242847
Kiss her
Impregnate her
Drink her titty milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241288
Stop running from life, find a kiki instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242950
Will do. I hear goats milk is very delicious as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243102
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243102
it's magically delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242629
I really do hope we get more art of that goat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243055

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243286
They merged.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some monster girl bed time stories to read to your daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243514
>The Pharaoh went on to rape the prince after conquering his city. Based on a true story.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243514
Little Red Riding Kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243159
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243983
This doesn't look like grandmas house

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243246
From what i know its no ones wife. Just a neighbor character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243983
Those are some thick wolves.
They must eat very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>28242629
I want to live in Nav's MGE universe of shortstack Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243514
Nothing too sexual, I don't want her getting too riled up before sleep time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243514
Reading nonfiction accounts of succesful, gorgeous undead nobles to her, always taking time between tales to relate them to her, boosting her confidence as best I can because she's gonna grow into a better wight then each one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244136
Remember, shortstacks are for getting in a headlock and then cumflating.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28238635
It vexes me to no end that there is an NSFW image of body horror with Ignitrix and yet there is no smut to go with it. I know this is the second time I've harped about it in the same afternoon and evening in two separate threads but I do hate the idea of a fun idea going to waste.

Like spoiling a beer by adding pumpkin flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244765
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28239639
I don't know about that. Hroz did a few CC magical girl doujins that worked pretty well, I could see an obscure spinoff genre catered towards unmarried CC monsters developing.

This reminded me of really vivid idea I had while in the shower one morning
>MGE Saturday morning show about monster magical girls
>Main villain is a reoccurring semi-joke character that always gets beaten
>The actor that plays him is actually a really nice guy off the set
kind of like an older brother
>Cast all develop a one-sided crush which the actor is unaware of
>Show ends with the magical monster girls and main villain getting serious and teaming up against greater evil and going back to their normal lives yada yada
Fast forward years later
>Show has long since ended and the former magical mamano girl child actors are in highschool
>They haven't talked to each other in years and their personalities have changed significantly
>Mix a bunch of generic highschool cliches together- goth, nerd, gyaru, athletic tomboy, etc.
>They all get together for a reunion to answer fan questions and sign autographs
>Catch up with one another before the show and discover that they mutually had a crush on the main villain's actor
>Receive the news that he won't be attending the fan signing because nobody could figure out where he is
>After the signing they agree to team up and find him in order to fulfil their unrequited childhood crush
>They slowly rekindle their friendship along the way
>Years after an adult-oriented meta sequel with the original actors is made based on their journey
>It ends with them fucking him in their old costumes and then marrying him
>It’s based on a true story making it even more appealing to the mamano who grew up watching the original

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244865
This makes me think of another idea

>Sabbath propeganda show has the main villains be a bunch of dumb, silly onee-san monsters
>They're foiled all the time and usually end up humiliated
>Unfortunetly for the Sabbath they prove to be the most popular characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244703
>hfw you've been drinking your milk and have sufficient calcium intake

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244860
I am a simple man of simple tastes. When I see a Tzeentchian demonness I want her to mold and shape me like meat-flavored putty using the Warp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28243514
I usually read them some simplified tales about the Egyptian gods (MGE versions) that my wife tailored into bedtime stories alongside some classic fairy tales like Aunty Wolf (a werewolf that 'devours' a naughty boy). The twins' favorite is Snow White and Rose Red and they never seem to tire of it, requesting it at least once a night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28232881
It's what a Shoggoth looks like when she feels like domming you.

[Anonymous No.]

wightwightwightwightwight

https://pastebin.com/6PwFN01M

I might do one or two more chapters of this idea before moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28245895
MORE WIGHT MORE WIGHT MORE WIGHT!
These stories are so good, will be sad to see you finish it up but all good things end!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246108
Big and soft in all the right places. Praise undeath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246262
based, undead girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246428
Fashionable undead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28245895
>>one or two more chapters
Based writefag. Honestly as someone who really loves Wights this has been wonderful, especially since I never expected to see you return.
Whatever you do next will have my full attention too, looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246428
>>28246526
>you will never be raised from the dead or enthralled by a powerful undead
I want one to take care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246618
Having my heart and soul stolen by an undead/ancient evil!

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the best way to express my gratitude towards my waifu for loving a loser myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246664
impregnation

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246428
I love big pale loli butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246662
Ancient evil lich using you as a meatshield only to ressurect you again and again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246664
with your tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246806
I prefer the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246262
Undeath is simply the best

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28246262
I like my undead like I like my ice cream.
Extra soft.

[Anonymous No.]

Floof.

[Anonymous No.]

There are two constants in this thread, wight and fox posting but pharaoh posting has been pretty common as of late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28247514
I actually didn't see that much wightposting besides this weekend. t.someone who ctrl f's for wight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28247604
It's weird, we have the Wightfags, some guy spilling his spaghetti and Wightcest talks all in the span of two days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244088
They’re on the way to grandmas house to show off their new wives.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248072
Behold

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248108
I blame Eirin's drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248072
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248136
I wouldn't mind being sent to the snake pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248136
I want an Apophis wife and a harem of other snakes that she's graped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28247514

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248108
kill it with fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248118
I thank Eirin's drugs. Combining snek and fluffy tails might actually beat out the legendary wing hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248108
Bitch please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248347
>try mean sabbath girls
No, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248564
Ew, Anon, are you into big tits or something? Are you always thirsty for mommy's milkies like a baby? That's sooo gross, LOL!

Wait, no, the was Sabbath Mean Girls. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248707
>spoiler
I'd watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248564
I'm kind of into lolidom though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248500
>>28248136
I marry any snake but the ones with black sclera get top priority

[Anonymous No.]

Just had a dream I got to stick my dick in Bapho-chan's mouth. It was for some photoshoot at an elementary school. No one else was around because of C-beer virus. But when I took the photo, she didn't look happy. Think like the angry, bapho, blowjob sketch from long ago. Tried to get her to do a retake, not because of her expression, but because I wanted to nut in her mouth.

She looked semi-realistic though. Still cartoonish but sorta 3d? It's hard to explain. But her mouth for sure looked real. Kinda like if you were to take that open mouth picture in that gts vore comic of her and make it real looking. Except instead of vore, it was blowjob. That's the best way I can describe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248564
>try mean sabbath girls
I'd try a momonika hellhound's butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28244860
https://i.imgur.com/ouB0qSL.jpg from https://imgur.com/a/spSu6

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248564
2-3 momonika manticores, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248347
>Love sabbath always
>Better girl love
>Wight anon wife
>Little man getting pharaoh

>Slime fat
>Demon monsters imagine stuff
>Sister wanna sex
>Less lolis show cringe
>Ghost fun loli
>Great lilim stuff married

>REMEMBER MONSTERGIRL LOOKING REALM

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if I played thunderstruck near the Raiju party zone?

[Anonymous No.]

I was asked for it a number of times, so I went ahead and drew it. A hellhound (male)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85248122

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249789
>2 of them argue who has the stronger venom
>they decide to try it on (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249873
>wight little big

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249949
They call you a racist and shock you in the ween

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249971
>wight little big feel
You know what you gotta do, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
Nobody asked for that, gtfo faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
Why the fuck would you post that here?
Are you, by chance, retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248347
>>28249873
Don't forget
>find shog care
>dick lot wives
>monster made great king hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
Should do Runya as male

[Anonymous No.]

>"Open that mouth and let me tongue fuck you, loser"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
no one wants monster boys in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250032
>>28250034
>giving him (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250240
If you don't promise to blow me after I'll bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250240
I want a tail hug in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250240
Is it wrong that I'd accede immediately?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250519
I'd do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249577
I wish a baphomet gave me a blowjob at her elementary school

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250240
>Uhmm, could you umm, hug me, while you're doing it, please?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250709
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250891
Of course not. Mansluts don't deserve affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28251094
An Apara can seduce a man by simply approaching him. I wonder if they can cause a man to bust they dance well enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28251802
I want a chubby apsara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
I'd love to see him fuck a female one

[Anonymous No.]

>>28251802
Maybe, but it'd be a waste. A true master would keep a man on the edge until it was time to put it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28252003
Fuck off back to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

What do you like to call monstergirls? Mamono, non-human, monstergirls, abhuman, monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253217
I call them my queens

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253217
Human women but badder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253217
Just monster girls but I do like 'mamono' and 'demi-humans' as terms.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253480
>>28253491
Trash answers
>>28253607
Demi-human's nice. I just think about the actual context and connotations of "monster" girls. I think the meaning would have been diluted to shit. Especially if yours is a headcanon that blurs lines, wherein monstrous beasts can literally turn into monster girls, with enough mana/magic/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253739

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253217
Mamono and monster girls/MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253848
Be much better if Nyarlartothep as an anime girl were a Egyptian Pharaoh anime girl. A dark or chocolate skinned anime Pharaoh girl with all the assorted Eldritch tendrills and imagery.

I mean, a very common and popular depiction of Nyarlartothep is either an Egyptian Pharaoh looking dude or imposing black person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
How dare you post this
I am certainly going to close this page and not save that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254114
>imposing black person.
He wasn't an african black far as I recall, he just had literally black skin, like, hellhound tier.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to awaken a decadent pharaoh that's on the thick side.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember if you bully the undead even the local miko will get pissed

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254255
>Ghost isn't pregnant
I haven't been bullying her hard enough evidently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254175
Well that's what I sorta meant aswell. Just an really imposing or intimidating yet mysterious black colored individual.

[Anonymous No.]

Big vampires need lots of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>28249962
Looks great, wolv!

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if you're in Zipangu and some rather weird and creepy ziapangese woman wearing a mask asks you if she is beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254425
Is it rude of me to ask if all the blood is going into her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>mg versions of creepy copypasta/videos
I could use some of these since I'm feeling really spooked right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254483
>mg versions of creepy copypasta/videos
Getting trapped in a blueballing harem story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253739
>Honey, can I take this mask off yet?
> K̷̡͚̮̦͕̣̓̈̈͐̈́̒̃̆̑͜ͅy̶̠͑ă̴̧̧̨̨̗̪̪̭̪͍̦̹̦͚̗̜͍̦͘͠ą̶̜̜̖̤͓̥̣̼̭̝̹̯̼̯̯̜̼͌̈́͝a̵̢̦̮̭̺̮̯̦͇͒̈̇͗̾͋̍͗͆̈́ä̷̢̭̱͚̳̖͙̩̯̦̳̭̘̮̗̰͇̯͖̻̜́̍́̑̌̍́͛̇́̑̈́́͒̇a̸̢̧̦͖̪̪̮̺̦̾̌̊̆͂͛͗͆̕̚͘!̴̭͇͛̐͑̒̔͋̈́̐̏͒̐̈́̑̆̓̓̔̀ ̵̨̛̫̬͔̉͆͒̑̑̏͌̔̎̐̃̉̀̋̇̈́͘͘͝M̷̢̢͔͕͑̆̔́͆̍̉̇̐̚ằ̶̡̨͙̦̯̬̬̰̬͕̩̤͇̬̱̈́̎̑́̋̒͘̕̚͘͝͠ş̴͖̪͎̩̱̤̥͍̱̜͉̤͌̽̂͌̿̈́̓͒̋̃̈́͐́̔̆̓̕̕͝͝t̵̢̙͈̯͖̬̣̭͑̀̈́̄̎̊̽̂͝a̵̝̖̺̝͑͒̑͋̊ḣ̷̢̝̝͔̺̫̱̦̻̭͍̆͆͛͒͒͛̇̀͗̈́̋̄̈́̋̌̚̕ ̸̩̗̤̣̦̙͕̠̟̙͕͔̳̮͉̟̓͊͆̓͗̒̒̉̒̈́̔̋̈̽̌̏̏̓͐̕̚͜͜͠i̷̧̺͚̼̩̘̖̗̻͔̘̗̠̫̙̟̼̎̒̆̆͝s̸̠̖͂̋͐̋̇́̈́ ̵̢̦̟̯̦̩̃̿̂͒̀̓̊͆̀̉̐̕͘͠͝͝ş̴̢̛̭̩͈͓̝̭̯̫͇͖̜̩̯̖̌̓̑͋̍̊̒̒́̓̚͘͠ͅo̷̡̧̩̪̙̗̞͖̘͉͖̱͖͓̹̺̹͉̜̙̪͛͌̈̄̄̾̓͆̆͑͂͐̉̍̚͝͝͠ͅ ̶̢̛̫̰̗̦̩̘̼̩̹̠̮̐̍̐̏̚͝c̸̛̬̐͆̑̾̃̈́͊̎̈́̿͌͒̉̋͂͋͐̊̂̚͠͝ȗ̵̻̭̮̆͆͌͌͋̈̚ţ̷̧͍̼̝̘̠̹̪͍̬̹̦͖̙̊̊́͐̿͗ͅe̶̛̛̞͇̠̜͈̙̫̊̈͆͂̌͂̉̎̌̕͝͠͠!̸̨̛̩͈̫̝̯̦̬̻̱̳̦͉̮̞̰͌̔̎̔̑͑̏̓̾̆͐͝

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254483
GO TO BED

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254425
>All those piercings
>Shitty hair
>Angry bitch face
>Choker
This must be one of those new cultureless low class vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254989
cant sleep
clown will eat me

[Anonymous No.]

>>28248347
>find shog care
I wish I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254989
After I finish some tea.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that work doesn't care if you fuck your wife there so long as you're on break or have completed your tasks.
Or if she owns the company, can't argue with the boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255077
>Hehehe... Did I scare you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255082
what flavor are shogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255205
Snozzberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255205
toothpaste

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255332
Does she taste like toothpaste or does your toothpaste now taste like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255407
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254483
What got you spooked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255575
You Are On The Fastest Available Route

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255743
Kinda cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't look ghost girls in the eyes they're very shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255896
Anon, I'm gonna pin her down, hold her harms out, brush her hair out of her eyes, and look her in the face till she's swollen with seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255198
>>28254989
>Share a bed with a hellhound
>Hear all these horror stories of men being broken and ground to dust by their sheer aggression
>Worst that ever actually happens is her using her body to weigh you down while she showers your face with flurries of warm, wet kisses until she falls asleep
>you still can't seem to get out from underneath

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253217
I'm with >>28253996. I'm sure some would have some more politically correct term they prefer and I'd use that so long as it's nothing ridiculous or there isn't some unique one per species. I feel like parahuman or the like might pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254255
This is the cutest fucking ghost and I do not blame the guy for never pullling out. We might need to crown Jitome King Arthur now, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28256398
Parahuman's another interesting one. To call them monstergirls in MGE's setting is rather self evident, but I have to wonder if you'd call them "monster" anything in a setting with a long ass history of cohabitation and more neutral states. And if you would, would the word monster have become so genericised that if you were to face a literal "monster" you'd call it something else to encapsulate it's terror, like a fiend or beast or something?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of dates would you go on with your waifu anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28256567

[Anonymous No.]

>>28250578
whats going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28256775
This artist really likes drawing KanColle x Azur Lane crossover pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28256564
>I have to wonder if you'd call them "monster" anything in a setting with a long ass history of cohabitation and more neutral states.
You probably would if you're an ignorant Order citizen, but even then there are exceptions. I feel like it'd lose its teeth some but still be the most offensive term you could use. The things closer to actual monsters do have their own name, but I can't remember it at the moment. Anyway, to draw a parallel to more familiar terms, I think there'd be a hierarchy:
Parahuman or other synthetic politically correct term=African-American
Mamono=black
Monstergirl/MG=negro
Monster=[racial slur of choice], just be careful about using terms like "porch monkey" and "coon" because you'll confuse the kakuen and tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28256567
Comfy ones to nice restaurants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257127
You're taking a social engineering angle I didn't intend for. Rather than just "X hurts my feelings Y hurts my feelings a little less, Z gives me upcummies" I'd meant, would you even call monstergirls monsters, or something else, and if you had ceturies of calling perfectly peacefully cohabiting wifewomen monsters, would the word change meaning and would you have to refer to actual monsters with different language?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna spend the whole day worshiping Manticore tail, is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255007
the best kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257317
>would you even call monstergirls monsters
"Monsters" might fall out of vogue, but "monstergirls" would probably stick around though become less offensive. As a term, it still makes sense and has use; they're clearly to human girls but with "monster" bits attached and therefore different, which the word handily points out. The old legends would remain and some version of the monster might to provide a basis for why they're monsters even if they're only eating seed instead of the rest of the entire man, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257736
>they're clearly to human girls but with "monster" bits attached and therefore different, which the word handily points out.
That's a good point, divesting it of all connotation it's a pretty literal and descriptive word.

[Anonymous No.]

>It is so cute when you talk about human boy rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255896
Lies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257982
>I'm sorry, I cannot hear you over the sound of my freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258294
That tiny little weenie bitch ball gag doesn't look useful for anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257982
There's not a single monstergirl in all of existence who can dominate me or make me submit. :(

[Anonymous No.]

You just cum inside monsters without even asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258294
I would breed Mari day and night FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>a kobold holds up a magic talking skull and says; "Eekum Bokum!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257995
I've never wanted to breed a ghost more in my entire life
She just does something for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258395
Oh yeah? You're probably right so you should just get a submissive monster instead

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Monstergirl's response be if you lick and suckle her tits for quite some long time all while he cuddles you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258895
Ok, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258895
I'd that dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258949
There is also not a submissive monster that exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258916
Could it be the gigantic anime tiddies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28258895
>>28257214

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259100
It is a mystery indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259084
Guess I'll go monk then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259084
Isn't that the entire point of the turtle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259116
Wrong dog anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259100

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259323
They're not real, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259444
But maybe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNhWtFoz88

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259577
These things are grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259610
Hey, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259627
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28259648
Yes, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU

Polar bear girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>28260053

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28260053
>"If she wants to get in, her best bet would be to get on top of the cage..."
>Bear puts its weight on the top
Every time. I want to see this guy in a horror movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28260240
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>28260122
Paws the size of a man's head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28260955
Look at those BEANS! Goddamn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28260291
The left is in the key of G and the right is in the key of D and slightly more complex. Beyond that I don’t know what they’re implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255743
Imagine a little Wendi-Chan hammering on her dad’s laptop accidentally hacking the Meaty Meat delivery guy’s car

[Anonymous No.]

>>28261539
The notes for the one on the right are from "In the Hall of the Mountain King"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262052
Sorry, I only date rat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255968
>Share bed with Hellhound
>Tell her you love her before going to bed every night
>Her wagging tail throws the blankets off every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262042
I thought the intervals seemed funny. Shame I couldn’t notice that on my own.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GL4E_SlsoxA

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262405
ah yes, the Weezer x Edvard Grieg mashup for which the world was so direly wanting

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262397
Can't lose the blankets if she is your blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262405
>>28262538
Just a baby is better.

[Anonymous No.]

So do monster girls just have a natural instinct to suck on any phallic object that comes close to their mouth?
Can I bully my wife by keep moving a dildo or something to her mouth and watch her start sucking it without thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262879
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262879
No, but it might look that way because they consciously do so to arouse men if presented the opportunity. I've heard some succubi are so good they can make you nut just by sucking on your finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262879
Maybe. Why don't you try it and find out?

[Anonymous No.]

The duality of woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28263312
Sounds dangerous.
I'm gonna do it to a bunch of monster girls and try not to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28263360
Both of them look deformed and unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28263933
Good luck, but remember the mamono adage:
Fuck around and win fucky prizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28264274
>Fuck around and win fucky prizes.
I want a succubus to tell me this before responding "that's what I'm counting on" before she just rapes the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be captured by a succubus and used as a dakimakura.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28256760
>"M-Master, holding hands with your servant is so...indecent~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28264842
Nice as it sounds I would politely decline as I could never satisfy such cum hungry monstrous demon on my own. That and fuck ntr I'm not trying to be in some open relationship bs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28262405
>Made me go back and listen to the album
>Seem it was premiered on stream
>Check it out
>His chat is all underage attentionwhore faggots and trannies
Oh god that was cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266226
Are you trying to gaslight me with this pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266226
I have no idea how that relates to my post, but good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28265731
What about breeding with your servant?

[Anonymous No.]

get yourself a side arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>28265728
The sun is already up you lazy shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266375
You said you want succ hugs
I say I do not

[Anonymous No.]

What if a sexually aggressive Monstergirl is pro-actively dating a human male, and said human male punches the Mamono in the face as self defense. What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266754
escalation

[Anonymous No.]

[spoilerphttps://imgbox.com/g/KOQNRg9icj[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/KOQNRg9icj

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255968
>wake up before the powerful dom mamono wife
I would grope, lick and kiss her all over before she wakes up to rape me into the bed again. Especially if my wife was some ancient evil mamono. I wouldn't be able to help myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254483
>Be me
>A human traveler resting at an inn in the kingdom of Dragonia
>Lots of little loli dragons gathered around the strange human, curious at seeing their first man.
>One of them asks to hear a ghost story, and the other loli drakes start shouting in approval.
>”Very well, young’uns, gather ‘round the hearth. and I shall tell you of the Mad Queen of the Mourning Mountains.”
>”Once, long ago, there was a great kingdom of dragons, even greater than Dragonia.”
>”This kingdom was ruled by an ancient and powerful dragon. All bowed before her presence, and hailed her as queen.”
>”Her riches were vast, her horde greater than any other, and at her side she had her loyal consort, a dragonslayer turned husband.”
>”However, she was a greedy queen. Even with the horde she had, she still desired more.”
>”With all the power and wisdom of her royal dragon mages, she devised a spell that could turn anything into gold with but a single touch.”
>”Great celebration was heard throughout the kingdom the day the spell was completed. The streets, the fountains, even the clouds in the sky were turned into beautiful gold with a touch from the queen.”
>”The queen’s husband returned from a journey to collect the rarest, most beautiful treasures of the world to please his wife.”
>”The queen, unable to contain her joy at the sight of the treasures her husband had bought to her, leapt at her beloved, intending to embrace him as a lover would.”
>”And in a single instant her beloved was transmuted into gold by her own claws.”
>”The spell was irreversible, the combined efforts of her mages and scholars could do nothing to bring back her husband.”
>”She opened her own horde, pouring gold into finding and bringing the best magi, warlocks, and wizards in the world to try and reverse the spell.”
>”But she never found a way to bring her beloved husband back. And soon, her coffers ran empty, her once-mighty horde exhausted.”
>”In desperation for more funds, she began to transmute her own kingdom, her own castle, countless years of art and technology lost, sold off to fund the research.”
>”It was only a matter of time before she turned the spell against her own subjects.”
>”Her subjects fled, her authority crumbled, and soon she was left all alone in a dead kingdom, with only a golden statue of what used to be her husband left to her.”
>”They say if you travel to the Mourning Mountains today, you can still hear the Mad Queen, her wails of grief for her lost husband echoing off the mountains themselves.”
>”You may wish to give her comfort, but that would be ill-advised.”
>”For she is still looking for dragons to turn into gold, particularly young dragons, which fetch a high price, still convinced that she can still buy her husband’s revival.”
>”Young dragons. Just. Like. You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266675
>He doesn't want to be lovingly hugged by a succubus
You're dead to me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266943
"You thought we were a lovey-dovey traditional couple living a modest life for the purposes of mutual fulfillment and raising strong children, but actually we were a lovey-dovey demonic couple living a modest life for the purposes of mutual fulfillment and raising strong children this entire time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28267090
I don't wanna fuckin die

[Anonymous No.]

>>28267090
I for one want to get a mindbreaking hug or two from an arch-succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28267690
>They don't even have sex with anon
>They mindbreak him just by hugging him and as such pouring their mana into him
Yes, this is also a good option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28267780
I mean you would be cumming almost constantly anyways. It would get messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28267837
Well then they just have to clean me up. With their tongues. Making me mindbreak again.
Succubi are one of my favorite girls since they can both very loving and extremely lewd at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>political uprising in mamono controlled city
>"I am not a tool that any pervert can use for self satisfaction! Monsters can't just objectify and use my body like I'm some kind of sex toy! I'm not going to stand for the sexual harassment we humans have to go though every day, ever since there monsters invaded our once sacred cities, I'm marching over to the succubi's tower to demand the egregious treatment of my fellow brothe-"
>5 minutes later
>doesn't even get past the guard dogs
>instant loss'd
>"yes mommy, I love you, I never doubted the pleasures monsters could offer for a second, my seed is yours"
Poor lad never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>28268470
I want to be "tortured" and interrogated by the succ knight guard. Would include tags such as mindbreak, orgasm torture ect

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted to let you all know that I'd love for a hellhound to lick my face and mouth all over until it's sopping wet with hellhound saliva, and then licked by her some more.

I'd ask her to do the same to my groin area, but I wouldn't wanna push my luck

[Anonymous No.]

I am taking on characteristics from the missus. Last night I had a dream where I was desperately and pathetically crawling around trying to grab as much stuff I wanted as I could and hiding under my belly so nobody else could get at it.
I woke up on top of a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28268470
I want to become a famous human men activist and end up getting instant loss'd by a demon and made to make a video declaring the supremacy of monster pussy and that all men should give themselves up to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28269288
>I'd love for a hellhound to lick my face and mouth all over until it's sopping wet with hellhound saliva, and then licked by her some more.
What a coincidence, so do I!
>I'd ask her to do the same to my groin area, but I wouldn't wanna push my luck
Personally, I'd return the favor and lick her groin myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28269744
Did she post a video of you get molested called "HUMAN ACTIVIST GETS PUT IN HIS PLACE BY SUPERIOR MONSTER PUSSY" on BLUED.COM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28269841
Just gotta hope she 69s with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28269914
>BLUED.COM
Wouldn't that be SIGNED.com? If that's the case, absolutely.
I bet she would make me hold up the contract where it shows I SIGNED it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28270215
I wanna see an drawing of a demon holding man in a headlock in one arm and holding contact in the other arm.

[Anonymous No.]

It's alright everyone. When the portals open, I'll be the sacrifice to the sandworm that's camping the portal to the MGE desertland for the first man to come through. No no, don't try to stop me. It's for the greater good. It's my destiny to be sandworm food to save you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>We now have direct confirmation of a disruptor in our midst, one who has acquired an almost messianic reputation in the minds of certain citizens. His figure is synonymous with the darkest urges of instinct, ignorance and decay. Some of the worst excesses of the Order and zealotry for the once proud and now disgraced Chief God have been laid directly at his feet. And yet unsophisticated minds continue to imbue him with romantic power, giving him such dangerous poetic labels as the 'One Absitenent Man', the 'Shonen Protagonist'. Let me remind all citizens of the dangers of magical thinking. We have scarcely begun to climb from the dark pit of our species' evolution. Let us not slide backward into oblivion, just as we have finally begun to see the light. If you see this so-called Absitenent Shonen Protagonist man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished. Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28271904
Nobody's stopping you Paul

[Anonymous No.]

>>28271952
>>We now have direct confirmation of a dicksruptor in our midst

[Anonymous No.]

>>28271952
Why is Half-Life 2 a meme here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28253848
why does she have a crowbar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28255876
well you probably didn't have to sleep in a car last night

[Anonymous No.]

>Outwardly cold ancient evil automaton that treats you like a battery charger but secretly loves you and just doesn’t know how to show it
>Gets synthwomb upgrade and demands you impregnate her so she can have more underlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272968
Oh no. I know what that leads to. You give an automaton a baby and the next thing you know she's taken over Citadel Station and growing an army to take over Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266943
Purple demon and undead nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>28273153
What do you fear Hacker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272968
If she's an ancient heavy assault, commander model then I'm going to enjoy creating some daughteru units with her.
Will she run Tsun protocols?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272173
one shitposter redid an entire Dr Breen speech, and keeps redoing them. it wasn't funny the first time and it's still not funny but when did that ever stop a shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272173
>>28274631
I suppose I might be to blame a little bit for that too, I did a lot of those "OBEY" posts (not that one above though) though I didn't reference Half-Life 2 much, I wasn't even thinking about Half-Life 2 for most of those, but it might have encouraged more of those posts since they kinda fit thematically speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28273153
She can be my goddess, goddess of fertility that is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272968
Does she have vocal glitches?

[Anonymous No.]

Can i donate my hand in marriage to the local ryu shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

Horse lasses as gooder.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28275746
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28276371
I want my bicorn boss to stop making me participate in "team" exercises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28275741
How are your snake dodging skills?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28275746
Spiders are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28276371
Bicorn never sleep so they can spend all their time finding a harem for their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28276595
>Work in retail in MGC
>Have demon co worker
>You're both equally dead inside
>At least you can bang her on your breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

skeb from http://twitter.com/squid325
really happy with how this one turned out
https://skeb.jp/@squid325/works/17

[Anonymous No.]

>>28276934

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your bunnies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277141
Why do you have to be like that, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277180
Impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277180
Upside down with no skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277180
Paying attention in raids instead of being distracted by flashy lights and dying

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

At what point do Mg think 'i think we have enough children already'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277499
Whatever the number is when you reach the end of Universal Paperclips

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277141

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277499
An echidna will only stop being baby crazy when she fulfills her species title and gives birth to every single kind of monster, and then only for a few moments as new ones are discovered on the mist continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277180
The ones that bully moon rabbits

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277686
>then only for a few moments as new ones are discovered on the mist continent
But you forget that they can create brand new types of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277686
Wait i dont think the can have stuff like lilims or 'too big' things like sandworms,or hell even golems/undeads? dont tell me they keep spreadsheets of these things like a completionist

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241642
Henry Darger so he can unintentionally make a demon realm that puts Wonderland to shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277759
They can? would that count towards 100 percent completion or just be bonus content?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277818
>Henry Darger
Read that as Henry Danger for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28266754
Tears followed by a sudden feeling of guilt or immediate Jesus-tier forgiveness most of the time. It helps that monsters are sturdy and you kind of have to expect the possibility for violence if you pounce before the sublime beauty and MAMONO MANA fully take hold. A number would be turned on and rape harder, though.

>>28267108
Nani?!

[Anonymous No.]

What if angel Mamono be like this?

>https://youtu.be/6CnQDDT2ryc

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278112
Have you been licking Myconics again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241642
Gemghis Khan warped by the lens of MAMONO MANA would be a fucking sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278241
Genghis liked women with strong feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277133
Not one, not two but three gazers? That's a very good commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277141

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278241
>Still conquers
>Just does it on the back of horsepussy harem
>Doesnt even bother raping any other monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278346
You know I never actually watched The Graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278437
This isn't a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278425
Oh no, he'd still do it, it'd just be "rape." Naturally, his first girl would be a unicorn... Briefly.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if theres a screening process to get isekai'ed?
Like what if a mistake in the paperwork appens and an gamer gets sent to the magical ream becuase he was a "online warrior"?
would hate to dissapoint the actual weapon ladies

[Anonymous No.]

What if I don't want to be raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278710
then be active
respond peacefully to the monsters your dont want to fuck
and actually be a man and tell the monsters you want to fuck that you fully consent
the sex may not be gentle, but you consented so its not rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>28257736
>"Monsters" might fall out of vogue, but "monstergirls" would probably stick around though become less offensive.
I don't think they give a shit. "Mamano" just means monster anyway. It all depends on how you say it not what you say

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278990
>licking her glove
Dum kot

[Anonymous No.]

Cute Horses are made for having cute horde daughters with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272925
https://files.catbox.moe/fdph81.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279248
she needs pants

[Anonymous No.]

I hope to avoid misunderstandings if I approach a high ranking mamono because I'm interested only in her statuesque bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278990
What a fat cat

[Anonymous No.]

So what’s the fine for gravekidnapping in an undead kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279326
She'll be in yours shortly.

>>28279426
Just state at your favorite part of the bodyguard as you approach. Monsters are good at picking up such things.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279578
What is this? a newbie home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278241
Everybody talks about Genghis but his general Subutai was a goddamn monster. Just reading about him is like some kind of powerfantasy fulfilment manga
>He was from a Siberian tribe and couldn't ride horses as well as the other Mongols making him an outsider
>Joined Genghis' strategy meetings as a teenager
>His strategies were unique even by Mongol standards
>Could effectively coordinate and direct armies that were hundreds of kilometres away from him
>Fought battles everywhere from China to Persia and Europe
Transport Subutai to mge and he would've caused no end of trouble even for armies with magic and heroes

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Nami955/status/1320071195610419201
Banshee porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278674
Don't worry
Just ask for actuall warrior training
Its RPG-land! stat growth is only limited by effort! (FUCK LEVEL CAPS)

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279666
Satan, why were Mongols so broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279666
Of course people havent heard of him. It's a story the chinese will not tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279720
just find a way to remove the level cap dummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279883
That would be a fun story
dude on a quest to find a limit breaker item
granted, look for such an item makes him bait for any echidna that catches wind

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279876
What about Kaidu and his totally-not-a-Salamander-in-disguise daughter Khutulun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279946
Just find a god weapon/corpse/amulet/forbidden fruit or whatever,cant be that hard,just expect to be a shiny beacon to any echidna still unmarried yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279794
Good leaders mostly. This is veering too much into off-topic but /his/ is a shit board. Most of the places where the Mongols were most successful were areas that had a similar climate to their Homeland being flat and dry like Northern China, Iran, and Russia. They had more trouble in areas with different climates like marshlands in Europe, jungles in South East Asia, and deserts in the Middle East. One of the first posts I read in these threads was about how monstergirls would react to different human cultures and I still think about that sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

wightwightwightwightwight

https://pastebin.com/56w5hWWL

This is the last real chapter of this story unless I decide to do something really silly. Thank you for reading, and sorry for leaving it for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279946
Dumb hero. To break your limit you need to do 100 pushups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and run 10km every single day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280045
I just like the idea of the echidna being the mysterious hooded lady in a bar that knows what the hero seeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280070
You know I was going to write about Wights, but now I don't have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280123
Do you prefer a serious echidna that makes her dungeon as difficult as possible or one that just wants to get married and helps the hero get through her dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279426
>Walk up to high ranking monster
>Ask her if you may borrow her bodyguard for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>28277133
>kupaa
Is that sound of dripping gazer-goo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280123
So she will lure him to a dungeon full of level drain traps? or POWER level traps so she ends up with a OP husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280221
No, it's the sound of cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280201
Serious
If she cheated, the hero might get doubts about his own strengh
sure, she could fuck that out of him, but it could still happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279525
forced marriage and three years of penal service as a mana provider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280234
Power traps
though I can't unthink getting the human version of a rare candy everytime a puzzle/fight is cleared

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280070
Thank you based anon

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy ratas

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279876
The chinese are jedi now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280219
>High ranking monster drinks herself to sleep as another of her subordinates gets married before her
Is this the mg version of 'career women'

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280705
Must suck to be have a important position leaving no time to goof off (or sorrounded by bodyguards who get married before you) or look so intimidating that no male ever approaches you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28279666
Okay, cool, but when does he teach them about crop rotation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280744
They do slip up when they let a pathetic and weak man through, after all there is no way their mighty queen would fall for someone so weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280435
By the end of the dungeon the Echidna awaits,one that has exploited the magic crafting system before it was 'fixed' and decked out in gear impossible to craft nowadays (speaking morrowind tier of abuse here)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280565
More like comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280435
>every puzzle the adventurer solves reveals a treasure chest with multiple +1 permanent skill point tomes
Time to start getting suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Living in an apartment as s single man must be really annoying. Constantly having to hear couples having sex day in and day out while you're still not getting any.
At least you might have some luck with the succubus next door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281165
>Jokes on you, I took a bunch of virility potions!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281167
I really hope silencing magic is a thing or walls are thick enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281058
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281165
I lost my virginity ages ago. Can I borrow her virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281165
Hold up i think i have the money somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280070
Been a fantastic ride crumble. Any plans for what you'll write now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281058
Now that's a good fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281869
Probably a more traditional story for a powerful girl like a pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281930
quality, we wait with baited breath

[Anonymous No.]

lizard bonnet-tipper white knight:
>Will hold doors open for you
>Will give you her coat/jacket when it is cold
>Will white knight againt rape on the internet
>Men should be strong, relationships should be equal
>Will walk beside her husband
>Likes to spar with her husband
>Will write you sappy love letters
>Instinctive drive to serve a man who is stronger than her
Dark Knight:
>Will hold doors open for you, will grope your ass as you pass through
>Will smother you against her breasts, wrap her cape around you and use her own body heat when it is cold
>Will describe in vivid detail exactly how she intends to violate you when she finds you
>The wife should be stronger, men belong in the kitchen or bedroom pumping mana into their wife to make her as strong possible so that she can best protect him
>Will walk beside her husband with her hand firmly pressing him against her or will princess carry him
>Likes to naked wrestle her husband whether he wants to or not, whether he is armed or not
>Will write you love poetry that can be anything from ridiculously over the top romantic to something so obscene it would make a Dark Priest blush, often times it will be both
>Will kneel and treat her husband as a prince but will always remind him who is on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280435
What happens when a paranoid adventurer refuses to take the level ups, thinking they’re a trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28282214
They die alone and unloved while everyone else laughs and ridicules them for being so braindead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281930
Very interested in this.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always us positive reinforcement to train your kobolds. Good dogs get bred, bad dogs still get bred but don't get called a good girl or get kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>28282730
Good girls get the treats with fertility boosters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28282147
What happens when a (S)Layer and Dark Knight meet?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28278674
>>28282147
Train in a mana dense area and use an edgy unique weapon like a mace to make an impression on people
God I would love to be a famous hero and court a mid rank mamano knight. I just want a dark knight gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>28282730
I bet that Doberman is like a big puppy around her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28282147
Both of them sound like really good girls.
What if they both fall for the same man? What if that man is [You]?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28283280
That would suck. I don't want a simp or a domme I would rather be a knight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Isekaid to the mgeverse
>In an Order country
>Learn the language and use Earth knowledge to write a guide to monsters
>Its kosher because the entries are monsters in their pre-current DL forms
>Information about where they live and their habits
>Leave for a Demon Realm and track down the Wandering Scholar
>Make an agreement that every copy of the guide will secretly turn interest in monsters into attraction and turn into the MGE when exposed to the right mana or person
>Making money off of heroes and curious order civilians that want to learn about monsters while leading them into Mamano Realms
4D chess

[Anonymous No.]

>>28283785
>Isekai
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>28284029
"fag"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230156

[Anonymous No.]

>>28280070
Yes. YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28284208
Why, yes, I WOULD like to hear about the fallen god and non-euclidean geometries, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>turbo autistic powerslut is married to a relatively ordinary succubus
>loves her all the same but is utterly determined to make her as powerful possible
>will not stop until she can laugh at lilims and can mind break him just with her presence
>fucks his wife 24/7, gives her every single scrap of energy he can without killing himself
>contacted numerous Dark Mages and Liches for experimental potions and magical advice even went to study under Shirokuto
>uses every possible exploit even goes Pandemonium just to abuse the way time works there
>he actually manages to succeed and in relatively short time too, though it still took years
>he let his wife drain him so thorougly that while he should be a high level incubus he entered a bizzare state of becoming a very low level one to the point where he is barely above ordinary human level, though he did become a hyperefficent conduit for mana
>He has been so weakened that he looks slightly emaciated, doesn't mind because it means his wife can dominate him even more thoroughly and he will reach a more normal state anyway in time
>wife also gained permanent heart pupils as a bonus
>When the DL hears about this she is stunned and moved to tears that an otherwise completely unremarkable human and succubus were to able to accomplish this and at the sheer devotion required
>DL tells husband that they are going to fuck even harder and to step up his game

[Anonymous No.]

>>28284208
Yooo shiny shog, rare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28285042
Some shogs shine, some don't. There's nothing in room 237.

[Anonymous No.]

Onions Purple is shogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28285971
IT'S MADE OF WAIFU!

[Anonymous No.]

NO ONE CAN RESIST
THE GOOD OLD CALL
OF THE KITCHEN KNIFE
OF THE KITCHEN KNIFE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286031
you eat shog using shog kitchen utensils while stitting in the kitchen made of shog
maybe you are just a figment of lonely shog's imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286107
Yes.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286052
I bet redcaps have the best delis in town.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
>pink hair
Pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
Not this elf, but yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
are we sure that's actually an elf
are those scales on her cheeks
do i really want to kiss someone who has recently kissed several other people in who knows what sort of way
what happened to the police station, did the elves have something to do with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286787
>what happened to the police station, did the elves have something to do with it
It's a long story and the fire wasn't even that big

[Anonymous No.]

kakuens can dress up as saiyans for halloween!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28285971
i only eat my shogfood cooked by a professional kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
No, I don't like elves. Too bland and boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
Can I just take the entire stock

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine sex with an aggressive species loli like Hellhound, Amazon or Tsurara-Onna by reenacting that Kuro doujin where she's kept in a headlock and fucked in the ass behind undone side tie panties hanging on her like a loincloth

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
She's on the wrong side of the counter and the rates aren't high enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286952
kiki shog too
anon no escape

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale from 1 to a second set of hands, how dexterous is your waifu with her feet and toes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
not very

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
>toes
I uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
Enough to make me happy with her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
No. Only because I don’t want to give any money to the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
0

[Anonymous No.]

Drink milk for a strong pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
I've got no idea, I can't say I've thought about that very much before. I don't imagine her doing much with her feet except walking, basic hygiene stuff and having them rubbed every once in awhile, but since her toes would be quite a bit bigger than human ones I think her muscles in them would be more developed and easier to control. So who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
Why would you assume my waifu has toes or feet? The things she does with her fins, though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287503
>since her toes would be quite a bit bigger
Troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287599
No, Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287599
No I'm serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287534
>Why would you ass
Ass > titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>28282896
>her saliva is laced with caffeine to keep you going
>she will not hesitate to force feed it into your mouth by a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
Not dark enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287782
This isn't an elf, that's a cow cosplaying as an elf tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287808
Cow elves are the best elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287837
Factually incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287808
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287857
You're right.
I should have said pregnant cow elves.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28233416
I want to hug this hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287269
>Feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>28287893
Misery was the best one

[Anonymous No.]

>>28288249
Is this, in fact, yikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28288249
based?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286135
Fuck Shoggoths. Shog wants to empty the shog, fill our streets with shogs, and run a shog making operation out of her shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286603
I’d rather just donate the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289134
But aren't some of those shogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289134
>Fuck Shoggoths
Oh I would if I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289103
Perfect for corrupting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289103

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289134
Shog shog shog shog shog shog, shog Shog shog shog Shog, Shog, Shog, shog Shog? Shog!

[Anonymous No.]

Join the Sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289531

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I had it with all this talk about shogs. I’m going to walk my dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289531
Why is shog so damn smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>28288497
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28290159
I'd probably accidentally call this elf mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28286107
The Ochimusha Shogun has decided to make you her puppet emperor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289570
More lolis should wear thongs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The wurm knows where it is at all times. She knows this because it knows where she isn't. By subtracting where she is from where she isn't, or where she isn't from where she is (whichever is greater), she obtains a difference, or deviation. The wurm's mind uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where she is to a position where she isn't, and arriving at a position where she wasn't, she now is. Consequently, the position where he is, is now the position that she wasn't, and it follows that the position that she was, is now the position that she isn't.

In the event that the position that she is in is not the position that she wasn't, her mind has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the wurm is, and where she wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, she too may be corrected by the will of the Maou. However, the wurm must also know where she was.

The wurm finding her husband scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the wurm has obtained, she is not sure just where she is. However, she is sure where she isn't, within reason, and she knows where she was. She now subtracts where she should be from where she wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where she shouldn't be, and where she was, she is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, leading to the spot she is, right outside your window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28290828
I'm pretty sure the wurm would have just busted through my wall instead of staring at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28290828
What a hip wurm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>play vidya with online friends
>Tell them your going to be gone for a week because your ancient shog wife is calling for you to merge with her again(for the usual rape session)
>You say you will be joining the next raid though.

[Anonymous No.]

Angels are for bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291514
dumb wojack poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291514
I'm not giving it up, I'm trading it for hers. That way I have a soul AND demon girl coochie. You'd have to be a fool to pass it up, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291522
Not on my watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291630
Angels are a little big to bully on top of a watch, I don't think that should be an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291519
>except all of this is just a delusion of anon's exhausted mind, he's already been merged long ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291679
Well I would still want to play some video games

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28290752
I am garbage

[Anonymous No.]

Consider this: A sadistic monster girl, but she's too low level to actually hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291856
That's fine, there are MG that love garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

Of you waifufags with daughterus, whose daughteru would be the horniest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291995
Choco Wightfag. Or whoever actually has a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291987
I can't love or respect a woman who loves garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292078
she's not going to give you a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>be married to a powerful arch-succubus
>was alive when the current DL took the throne and was already arch-succubus tier back then
>Used to be absolute terror, drained to husks countless men, would have been right at home with shiki's succubi
>Whenever you ask her about her past she awkwardly tries to change the subject
>is very dominant and little bit sadistic but occasionally she suddenly becomes overly doting and maternal
>this happens particularly when she feels she gets carried away in bed, will suddenly become panicked and will ask if you are feeling alright and whether you are hurt
>one day a mishap happens and the DL's spell suddenly stops working on her
>her face turns into one of sheer terror as she feels her old instincts reawakening
>desperately tries to make you stay away but you are too slow and her instincts cause her lunge at you and pin you to the floor
>tries to get away but can't make herself do it, ends up instead hugging you almost bone-crushingly tight
>starts crying desperately and screaming that she can't lose you, especially not by her own hand and that she would rather die than let that happen
>the spell starts working again
>she spends the next 2 days crying in bed and hugging you tightly, barely letting you leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292078
Where the dick goes the heart will follow.

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time with the blind, adorable zombie version of my wife. She's confused as to why her husband's back feels like a chair.https://files.catbox.moe/fv6tj2.png

[Anonymous No.]

How do i make a valkyrie stay pure? i dont want her to turn dark

[Anonymous No.]

>Cold iron ore is a rare and brittle metal found throughout the world.
>It's unique property is it's ability to absorb and destroy both regular and mamono mana.
>If left with other mamono realm metals like realmsilver and mamono realm gold, it'll cause these metals to degrade and rust.
>For non-magic user humans and mamono, the dark metal only feels slightly cold to the touch.
>Mages and magic using mamono may start feeling lethargic, with the worst cases actively getting sick.
>Bladed weapons with a cold iron weave can cause demon realm silver weapons to shatter, while armor made with a cold iron alloy will protect the user from realmsilver weapons ability to phase through the attacker's armor, although repeated strikes will eventually destroy the armor.
>Cold iron is often used as an anti-counterfeiting measure against mamono gold.
>Cold iron is found in trace amounts across the world, but the United Federation west has the highest amount of cold iron ever found.
>Of course, demonic realms, especially those with ties to the extremist factions will often ban the material due to the danger it poses to the public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292223
Cute undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291995
KDF's, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292297
Lights off, hold hands, only for procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292297
You wouldst marry a warrior woman who retired due to a injury would you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292223
wightfag? cute to see her as a zombie, careful not to drop the pad

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292223
Who's been biting her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291679
>except all of this is just a delusion of shog's exhausted mind, anon never existed in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>28281165
Playing hard to get is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291995
mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292361
Thank you!
>>28292454
Yes indeed! I am a master at multitasking, not to worry Anon!
>>28292494
Most of those are stitches, Anon! Although I may be guilty for the one on her rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28291679
>>28292536
Stop i am having a existential crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292564
>Although I may be guilty for the one on her rear.
ouch

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292430
This is the true path. Also, only use clinical terms for your genitalia if necessary to speak of them. No one knows what could happen if she hears "dick" or "wee wee."

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292213
i masturbate into the garbage where my seed belongs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292757
>seething succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292757
but anon, what about the cute monster girls? they need spirit energy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292297
Your intention to keep her pure-ish is good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292757
>>28292857
>trashcan tsukumogami

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292757
you may attract hobo roaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292857
I think he's trying to make a--
>>28292910... Yeah. Once she starts raping him the trash will be in the trash can where it belongs. It's almost poetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292297
Keep picking the black feathers off her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292854
Something about MGs getting really pissed at you for jerking your jizz into a trashcan/tissue/whatever makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292941
>roaches
I would fuck that roach Regura drew

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293020
>How dare you use a cloth when you could use your waifu instead! Unbelievable! I mean, if you're going to use your hands at least cum ON me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289103
banana-flavored elven milk is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Can succs cook?

[Anonymous No.]

Teenage gremlin on her knees begging you to take her to the DIY store cause she can't drive yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>28290752
I am completely undeserving of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293380
Extremely well, especially all of your favorite foods. Don't ask how they know what your favorite foods are without you telling them, just eat, cum, and be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293147
>not last-second penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>28292757
>>28292854
>Citizen, for this you are being immediately assigned to a succubus reeducation camp where you will be taught the value of your semen and participate in intensive self-esteem building course
>>28293416
>A cupid airstrike has been authorized on your location

[Anonymous No.]

When does a monster's chest get too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293543
when it stops turning her husband on more

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293522
It's important to respect a man's bukakke fetish and monsters are alright with being showered in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293416
Deserve is a human construct anon. Nobody truly deserves anything, good or bad in the grand scheme of the universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28289134
Uncle Anon, you've gotta kick that shog's BUTT! Ah, she's like beggin', she's like: "ooh, Anon Y. Moose, kick mah butt!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293543
When she can't leave the house.

[Anonymous No.]

are you a bad enough dude handle six hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293543
>>28293565
diminishing marginal returns on breast expansions

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293716
I doubt it, but the fun is in the attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293716
I dunno, five daughters is a lot for one man to juggle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293716
is there something like an inverse ninja law but for monstergirls? If so, it might be manageable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293716
oh yeah i'm bad. i'm so bad i can't even handle one kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293523
do monsters really support her

[Anonymous No.]

Rich and meaty vampires!

[Anonymous No.]

>local sabbath came up with "mind break your onii-chan challenge" which requires them to mind break their big brother in one sex session while streaming it
>your little sister is a mesugaki arch-succubus
>oh no

[Anonymous No.]

Could anon end up teaching in a monster school without issues?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28272153
Stupid sexy space goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294170
Just marry a hellhound and the students stay away

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294170
How do these dumb fish get husbands anyway considering they look meek and extremely fanatical to fish religion?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294294
Meek girls are cute (like fish) and because fish religion is about husbands, being fanatical means they're prime marriage bait. It's a no-brainer.

[Anonymous No.]

a pregnant fox is a happy fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294294
>How to get a husband as a Sea Bishop
>Find a dead guy who drowned
>Fuck that dead body
>You just got a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294398
I see one tiny flaw in your plan unless they have resurrection type spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294429
Poseidon, bro. He's not dead, just "dead," waiting to be awoken by true love's first nakadashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294429
The sea bishop can bring a man back to life by fucking him

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294398
If you are talking about an area with monsters, especially Sea Bishops, nobody can actually drown.
>Her magical energy floats everywhere throughout the ocean. Humans who got caught in storms and sunk into the sea had their lives spared by this magical energy. If a woman was going to drown, the magical energy would change her into a "nereid", and she would be welcomed as one of the residents of the sea. If a man was going to drown, the magical energy would protect him and keep him from losing his life. The monsters of the sea would probably come to get him after sensing the presence of a man along with so much of Poseidon's concentrated energy.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting off work and giving your waifu a foot massage! It's relaxing because you're into that degenerate stuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294707
>It's relaxing because you're into that degenerate stuff!
I'm not a footfag, but when it comes to my own degenerate fetishes this is absolutely correct.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294535
I just check the Sea Bishop profile and they save men who about drown but not drowned. Its an almost accurate guide for a Sea Bishop to find a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293523
>Citizen, for this you are being immediately assigned to a succubus reeducation camp where you will be taught the value of your semen and participate in intensive self-esteem building course
Are we talking mindbreak reeducation or basically just s summer camp that you can't leave until you have learned to love yourself and cum inside your favorite succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294132
I want her to rock my world

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to defeat smug with sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28241331

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295524

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295660
Can we get a head count on people who would fuck a Alp here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
Depends if having a fetish for gender bending counts. If so then I'll definitely Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
I would and I fully blame ore twintail ni narimasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
I'm not picky , as long as it wasn't someone I knew
Now that would be weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
Alps are for tenderly bullying and making a woman out of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
No, I don't like gender bender shit and there are only 2 breeds I would ever be with anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
I wouldn't pick them over most other succs if presented with a lineup, but if circumstances made it a thing that was possible, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

vampire lolis are stronger than any lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294796
A monster's priorities to her husband above and beyond absolutely everything is honestly one of the aspects of monstergirls that hits me right in the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>you married an alp
How do you explain that to your momster?

[Anonymous No.]

I love fish so much I'd go into freezing water for her without a promise I'd survive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
They're not my favourite, but I still would if there weren't any better alternatives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296520
"Hey, grandkids eventually!" is all I really need. Though the actual thing I need to explain is why I'm not married to my momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296538
I too love the Unagi as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
Not my first choice, but I would.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an alp wife with a blonde 1950s-mom hairdo with sexy black fingernails, freckles, a french accent, a black hairband, and has a red jumpsuit

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296649
You can marry both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
There's I think less than 10 monster girls that I wouldn't fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296520
>"you know the boy next door i use to play with as a kid? well.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>28290828
What missile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
No. Alps are gay and the people who like them are gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296768
Please, I'm not that kind of slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up in a cold sweat exhausted
>this creature is just chillin on your desk looking at you
>"Hey, ehehe. Did you know that you sleeptalk sometimes? You do..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296302
Yupiel does things to my dick no Lilim could ever possibly hope to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297067
meeting a real MG that's too small or too big for any "interaction" would be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297067
How the hell is she sitting on there? That thing would fall down on her fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297220
>too small
Well, at least that isn't a concern. You made the fairies nervous for a second there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297304
How? My desk is 7'x3' that's no issue

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296520
I didn't ask questions and now I have a big titty tomboy wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297440
When being the lucky idiot pays off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297409
Pls I like my soul in my body where it belongs do not succ it

[Anonymous No.]

Needs more Meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28298061
That sounds a bit gay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28298061

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297706
Its great
The best feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>28297826
I don't really do much with my soul so if a demon wants to borrow it for a while that's ok

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Felt like writing a story about a Pharaoh. Should I do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28299206
Doesn't seem like your heart's really in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28299206
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28299206
Go for it man

[Anonymous No.]

Snug as a bug in a rug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28299602
*hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>28254989
>>28255198
>>28262397
>>28262751
"Men desire two things, danger and play; thus why men desire women as the most dangerous plaything." - Frederick Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300001
F, off by one, you almost got quints fren

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get a Demon ridiculously drunk, like couldn't find the floor if she fell over level of drunk, and then I want to trick her into signing a contract that makes her my maid forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300001
Works for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300220
>anon finds out the hard way that Demons can flawlessly peruse contracts while intoxicated, unconscious, or otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300001
>dangerous plaything
The first thing that comes to mind from that phrase is "lewd loli"

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, Cheshire Cats make for the best maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28293380
>have succ wife
>she can cook really well
>but every time she cooks for the two of you she packs so many aphrodisiacs in it that you two stay in bed for days after eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300328

[Anonymous No.]

>>28295900
I don’t mind them. They're probably in my top 20 because of the bully factor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300328
They make a good secondary/response maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28296716
My ideal Alp looks like Joan Jett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300502
Somehow, no matter where in the house you find them or what they're doing
You're going to get an upskirt view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300220
>>28300303
>she plays up her drunkenness when anon presents the contract and starts to scribble all over it while describing a bunch of nonsensical clauses
>anon watches her and thinks it's just cute, intoxicated overconfidence
>he checks the contract and just sees a bunch of rambling, nothing that would seem to bind either party
>anon almost feels pity for her, but still smugly accepts the new contract
>gets ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>500 years into anon's eternal maid servitude it's still her favorite story to tell when company is over while he prepares tea

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300328
Meh, their usefulness is the only reason why they crack the top ten on best maid types. I’d rather have a Mantis, Automaton, or Kunoichi maid if I couldn’t get a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28230838
Seems perfectly equipped to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300850
I like anubis as the best maid after kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301253
Overequipped, actually. Have you ever tried to milk a cow that was hanging upside down from the roof? It ain't easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301304
I'd go for familiar, imp or dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300328
Top five maids: Cheshire, Automaton, Bubble Slime, Devil, Khepri

[Anonymous No.]

>Take your clothes off NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301546
B-But I just wanted to pet your snake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301405
Familiars and Imps are two of my top favorite species, but I wouldn't want either as a maid. I'd want my maids to serve my Familiar wife as well, and Imps seem like they'd be better as personal assistants than maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300826
at least it's not in the family guy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301642
They don't have to be very good at it but they do have to wear a maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301759
But there are sexier costumes they could wear! Like priestess/nun outfits! Or schoolgirl outfits! Or oversized sweaters and shimapan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301594
>NOW

[Anonymous No.]

You dumb fucking human
Put the goddamn dick
In the goddamn claws
Of the goddamn fox
Or you'll be goddamn sorry
What do you not understand about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301546
What clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302165
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck inside another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302165
Too scary.

[Anonymous No.]

BEE GIRLS.
i want to CUM in BEE girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302165
Obviously the core concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302169
Now give me fifty.

[Anonymous No.]

Three words: Big Titty Drunk Goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>28301405
>familiar, imp
To be honest I'd want the anubis maid to be a loli, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302421
Those are four words

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302165
>what are you gonna do, rape me?
>quote from man sucked dry of his essence

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302421
That's the optimal chest size I'd want on my maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302751
How are they going to be able to clean any item directly in front of them?

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex with fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302421
I wanna hang out with my cool Satyros aunt and her old wrestling buddies at their favorite local dive bar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302981
I'll take a buff Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302965
Leaning down or picking it up.
They have strong backs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302981
Fine but only titanias and fairies that'll use magic to become titania sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302981
That's a dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302981
i'll end up with a harem of 120 fairies and 3 titanias and become the fairy realm's champion of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302981
I want a thick fairy to shrink me down to her size and have tiny adventures with. And sex. lots of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28300328

[Anonymous No.]

>>28303901
>every single day
>every single damn day
>this fucking cat shoves her ass in my face

[Anonymous No.]

God, I just want to be kidnapped and wake up in some vampiress' dungeon for her to go absolutely wild on. I want to have intense delirious sex as half my blood fills her belly and dribbles down her chin onto the cleavage of her fat tits, and the other half goes straight to the dick pounding the blood-drunk wench.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28303769
Why does she live in a cage?

[Anonymous No.]

Order your maid to pour a bottle of wine up her ass. What's the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28303901
>>28303966
Phonecall

It's for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304217
She hurts her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going into an oni only mountain village and princess carrying the biggest gal there

[Anonymous No.]

Starwars would be much better if all the races where only female and needed human men to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304217
She overestimates her rectal capacity and cries like an embarrassed japanese schoolgirl while some of it squirts out on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304521
There are few properties that wouldn't be improved by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304521
Everything is made much better if all the raced were only female and needed human men to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28303966
>>28304306
Every single day, no matter where I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304692
Thats why you slay her ass with you meat saber. Gunna be to busy with her newly conceived kids to bug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304692
Gonna find the fattest cheshire ass on a fatass cheshire probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>28304165
Gotta make due with what you can. A cage like that is actually very secure compared to.. well, nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about her butt that you're all so obsessed with

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305211
I don't have strong feelings towards it but it's hard to be effusive about that.
The mystery of her shoe is far more intriguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305211
because the thread throws a fit if you obsess over her dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305211
I'm actually obsessed with her gut

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305625
I wanna watch it slowly bulge up from all the cum she wrings out of me hourly

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305687
Same.
She's for maximum lewding like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305211
It makes me want to rub it, grope it, slap it, stick my tongue in it, stick my fingers in it, stick my dick in it, and cum inside of it, all in that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305687
I was more going for a fatfag post but alright whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305211
I'm more obsessed with her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305783
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305783
If my cat is gonna be fat it had better all go to her tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28306002
you're a bad nun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28306186
Why are Mindflayers such have always perfection been?

[Anonymous No.]

What's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1o4O2SfQ5g make you think of? For me, it's sunsets, plains, being alone and banshees in white dresses

[Anonymous No.]

Help dad took loan out from tanuki loan sharks and he ran away with the money and now they're saying I have to pay off the debt, how will I ever get that much gold to pay them back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28306002
Why do nuns dress like this if you're not supposed to lust for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28306608
The Sabbaths will cover for you if you become a Witch's onii-chan. Satisfy her, and your role in the Baphomet's court, and you'll never need worry about money again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28307027
It's a test anon, if you're lusting for vestal virgin nuns then clearly you failed and should be punished by demons, it's just coincidence that said nuns are demons and would be more than willing to punish you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28307460
I hope she doesn't drain my levels. I might need them later.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to take your imotou to be for sweet, sweet cuddling.

>>28308229
>When you ask a girl to level drain you cause you 'screwed up your build'

[Anonymous No.]

Breast spanking or pussy spanking anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28305211
Honestly not a lot of Cheshire butt artwork outside of LNs. Cheshire strikes me as the busty sort instead. For top tier ass, I usually think of Anubis or Gazer...or Hatter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>masturbates to pictures of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28306076
Hang on, now, you need a little to go to her thighs and butt or she'll look off balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28306412
This post is look like what after tentacle in your brain, aha. Purple good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28308912
I'm still not sure how I feel about a girl backdashing everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>loli witch writes a short biography about you that falsely claims that you're a lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>28309602
>backdashes up to you and plants her butt right on your crotch
It's clearly the optimal movement technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>28309843
>falsely

[Anonymous No.]

>>28309843
I'd have to skip to the back and see how it ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>28308429
Pussy spanking, until there are strands of cunny juice running to your hand.

>>28309843
>send the loli witch a short bit of smut about me eating her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>28309843
I would be incredibly confused as to why anyone would want to write a biography about me, and just as confused as to where they're getting their information from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310448
>and just as confused as to where they're getting their information from.

[Anonymous No.]

If there's anything they love more than cum it's rice

[Anonymous No.]

>>28309843
She better get her facts straight, KDF is absolutely a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28302165
do you want me to get a fucking stepladder or something?
how about you lower your 'claws' a little bit so I don't have to climb you like a shitty junglegym to make it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310448
>>28310502
Ratas are known Sabbath collaborators.
>tfw you'll never have a foursome with a Witch, her Familiar, and their shy, submissive Rata friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310502
Those neighborhood watch signs really make me wonder who really is watching who

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring the lolis, what is the Sabbath? The propaganda ecclesiastical and scientific arm of the DL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310557
how tall are you anon-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310739
He's 6'11", manlet king.

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolf? More like Lewd Boobie Wolf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310717
a religion-slash-loli supremacist group

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310717
magical r&d

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310717
The first Sabbath, Baph-chan's Sabbath, is the magical R&D department and designated lolicon containment area of the Demon Lord's Army.
The other Sabbaths came from other Baphs imitating Baph-chan, and have different goals. Runya, for instance, is amassing all the knowledge she can so that she can learn why she can't cast magic, while Kuroferuru is the loli branch of Druella's extremists and the prime research institution for nymphomancy. Each Sabbath has slightly different rites and takes on the traditions, but overall has a twofold purpose: embracing a certain "type" of loli, and studying a certain class of magic (Baph-chan: Combat Arts, Kuro: Nymphomancy, Shiro: Archaeomancy, Grelia: Pharmacomancy, Runya: All Conscious Magic, Momo: Unconscious Magic, Ropurotto: Theriomancy, Marune: Geomancy). Also, you may well know, but the eight canon Sabbaths are explicitly not the only ones; they're just the only ones who submitted information to Runya for her directory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310942
I want a BDSM Sabbath or an oyakodon Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310995
How're you gonna have a sabbath where half the members aren't even lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a space monkey who's a secret history nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310995
>BDSM Sabbath
Most of that would likely be covered under Kuro (with petplay obviously under Ropurotto), but I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to come up with a more explicitly BDSM-focused Sabbath.

>oyakodon Sabbath
How'd that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311064
>>28311090
Technically lolibabas can fit the the mother role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28310859
>If there's anything a werewolf loves, it's a collar, especially a dog collar, the symbol of her submissiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311064
The point is for older MGs to enjoy their love of lolis with their husbands in a harem or bigamy sense.

>>28311090
>How'd that work?
Lots of fathers and/or mothers getting it on with their daughters of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311137
I think the overlap between oyakodon and lolibaba fans is slim to none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311147
Of course, it won't always end up on her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311147
Something tells me that in MGEland, a sudden case of being-in-the-way-of-a-millennia-old-vampire wouldn't quite be fatal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311212
based, old ladies should be able to enjoy little girls too

[Anonymous No.]

What about for people who are into lolis and their teenage sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28294217

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311526
Jailbait Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311562
Pretty much. I want to have JC and JK girls sharing my cock. Maybe something with an "anime highschool" aesthetic; like the whole thing feels like a lewd take on a KyoAni series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311806
Sounds pretty comfy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets are pretty darn great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311854
It does.
I could see it now - the Baphomet is a self-styled "student council president" at this strange school. The initial motivating factor is her embracing her shame at being a teenage-looking Baph. All the "onii-chans" are also "sensei" or "senpai", and rather than specialize in a specific type of magic, "clubs" and "classes" are formed around individual focuses. It's a mixed "middle school"/"high school", as well, meaning both jailbait and full loli mamono will be allowed and plentiful. Beyond the obligatory Witches and Familiars, common species in the Sabbath would include Gremlins, Sirens, Gandharva, Leanan Sidhe, and Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28312059
That's some really good stuff there anon, way to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28311530
Cute goat

[Anonymous No.]

>>28312128
Her smile gives me life
Also makes my dick hard, but that's nothing unusual

[Anonymous No.]

>>28312092
I can picture her casually riding my dick while giving a presentation to student council (my harem) about allocation of funds in a currency that doesn't exist and quantities that I'm pretty sure are trigintaduonion. A bookish looking Witch calmly motions for something while violently rubbing her clit. A playful Familiar who was massaging my shoulders suddenly straddles my face - I know what that means. We're inducting a new member into student council!

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know golem or automaton is actually one and not a slime just wearing the shell of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28312408
dangerously based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28312500
Use a weak ice spell.