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[Anonymous No.]

You come from a family of magi who are mercenaries. They are known for their special ability to draw in abnormally enormous amounts of mana; however, they lack any outstanding magic abilities. They are skilled and trained warriors knowing various martial arts and weapons, including modern firearms. They know basic magic, but only use advance forms of stat-increasing magic to help them fight, such as strengthening and accel.

You have been hired by Matou Zouken to enter the #th Holy Grail War as the Matou family representative. He has given you the “strongest servant” Lancelot of the Lake, as Berserker class. Due to your family’s ability to draw in large amounts of mana, you handle Berserker with ease.

Last night the other masters and their servants were revealed to you where everyone fought in the harbor area. However, you concealed yourself, and no one saw you. Furthermore, no one has been able to identify Berserker’s identity. The fellow participants are as follows...

[Anonymous No.]

Assassin. True identity unknown. Master is Caren Oretensia, daughter of the priest and moderator of the war, Kotomine Kirei. However, she foolishly used Assassin to actually fight in the melee, and he was quickly killed. She is believed to be out of the war.

Archer. True identity unknown. Master is Tohsaka Rin. Though Archer class, the servant uses swords and is a skilled warrior. Even when his swords were destroyed, they quickly reappeared.

Lancer. True identity is Cu Chulainn. Master is Bazett Fraga McRemitz. Master is a specialist in physical combat and employs runic sorcery to increase her fighting potential. She strongly reminds you of your older sister, who has died with the rest of your family. She fights alongside her servant.

Rider. True identity is Iskander. Master is Lord El-Melloi. El-Mollei remained hidden; however, Rider called out his name, so you know his identity. The two do not seem to get along at all.

Saber. True identity is King Arthur Pendragon (rather, Arturia). Master is Emiya Shirou. Identity was revealed due to Iskander and her entering an “honourable” fight. It was a surprise to see King Arthur is actually a girl. Her master is just an amateur; however, he is being backed up by his father, Emiya Kiritsugu. Shirou was struck trying to save Saber, and his father had to reveal himself to come to his aid. It was a fatal blow, and Shirou is most likely dead. It is a fact that Shirou is the master, as Saber’s attributes are lower than they should be.

Caster. True identity is Merlin. Master is Illyasviel von Einzbern. She is being backed up by her mother, Irisviel. Besides that, they are working together with Emiya Shirou, who seems to be her step-brother, and Kiritsugu, who is her father. With Arturia and her wizard fighting alongside, they are no doubt the most dangerous duo, and pose the biggest threat.

[Anonymous No.]

You have been given your own room within the Matou mansion. You have met the grandchildren of Zouken, Shinji and Sakura. Shinji is very arrogant and bullies his sister. Sakura is very quiet and often remains expressionless.
This is the second mission you’ve done in your life. The first resulted in the death of your entire family, and was an epic failure. You can not fail this one. What is your day to day plan to win the War?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822062
>>2822067
Your fantasy setup is surprisingly uninteresting/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822074
My plan would be GET GUN, SHOOT AT IT UNTIL IT DIES. Best plan ever, because 99% of FSN don't know what a gun is.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll use FRIENDSHIP on every other master and servant and we'll make a band and we'll share our beat with the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822092
Or the fact that it's useless against most people.

[Anonymous No.]

Snipe them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822092
The other 1% being Kiritsugu?
Kotomine doesn't need a sword because HE CAN SHOOT SWORDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822074

1.Import nuke
2.Enchant it with magic so no magi can interfere
3.Press the button
4.???
5.Profit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822143
Skilled as the servants are, you only need to kill the master, and stall a little if the servants have the independant action skill or whatever it's called.
I don't think a bullet to the head would be useless on a master, he's still human, magus or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Question: how difficult is it to control my Black Knight? I need to know if I can control him enough to not flip out and kill any allies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822158

You're obviously thinking about curry butt. Kotomine does not spam his sword, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>What is your day to day plan to win the War?
Day 1: Have sex with Sakura
Day 2: Have sex with Sakura while letting Shinji invite Rin over, so I can have sex with her too
Day 3: Summon Sakura-grail

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822175
Yes, he does. Did so against True Assassin. The difference between Curry and Kotomine is that Curry has nigh-unlimited Black Keys, whereas Kotomine only carries around a certain number of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822158
>Kotomine doesn't need swords
Well, I guess not, if you think abo--
>because HE CAN SHOOT SWORDS

...You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822197
I'm sorry, I meant "doesn't need a gun".

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do what Rin should have done from the beginning, and probably would have done if it weren't for Berserkules and also her undying crush on Shirou.
1) Hide presence
2) Get Berserker in range of enemy, or an area likely to draw enemy attention, and stop controlling him.
3) Berserker goes nuts, draws enemy into battle.
4) I hide until an opening shows itself.
5) Sneak up behind enemy master and EXPLOSION ARRAY
6) Repeat 1-5

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822189
The difference between them is skill. Curry ass is stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822074
Go to an American military base.
Take over.
Win war.

For fuck's sake, you fucking have Lancelot. As long as there is anything around that resembles a weapon, you'll succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>However, she foolishly used Assassin to actually fight in the melee, and he was quickly killed. She is believed to be out of the war.

Of course that's what happened.
Enjoy her raping you when your back is turned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822250
Berserker took over an F-16 and still lost.

[Anonymous No.]

First thing i do, KILL ZOUKEN. Fucker cant be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

In the morning, you decide to check up on Sakura. She's in the kitchen about to make breakfast, and you help her. She is amazed at your coking skills and she says your even better than "senpai". You ask her who that is, and you find out it is Emiya Shirou, master of Saber. She comments that you strongly remind her of him.

You report to Zouken of last nights events. He guarantees you that Assassin is actually not out of the War, and there are more of them. He advises you to team up with another magi for now in order to take out Saber and Caster.

However, you decide to go solo, for now. What shall you do tonight?
Attack El-Melloi
Attack Tohsaka
Attack Bazett
Attack Emiya and Einzbern
Investigate the church

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822267
That's because his Master was rather incompetent and half insane. If you are even remotely good at tactics, you should win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822267
That's because Gil pulled a Babylonian nuclear spaceship out of his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822285
Yes, cause you would not be fucked by an EXCALIBAAA beam, a fucking pegasus ramming you, Archer arrow bomb at mach 13 or thrown Gae Bolg.

[Anonymous No.]

>She is amazed at your coking skills
>cocking
ohoho

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822285
Indian actually. That's Vimana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822279
[x] Rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in Fuyuki thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Capture Shirou by drugging his food then binding his limbs, keep him drugged enough so he can't escape. Have Lancelot wield Shirou as a magical blade swiss-army-knife. Use magic to scry on servants until they fight each other, then when they're both fatigued or whatever magical entities get, I send Berserker in to rock their faces off. Even against a teamed up pair like Ilya/Merlin with Saber, they'd be hesistant to directly attack Berserker for fear of killing Shirou in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822375
>Have Lancelot wield Shirou as a magical blade swiss-army-knife.
I bet Shirou would like it. It's like I'm really the bone of my sword!

[Anonymous No.]

You have decided to attack Saber and Caster. They are both within the Einzbern castle. You travel through the forest, and are able to successfully sneak in.
Upon arriving, you encounter the Einzbern maids. They attack, but they are no match for you and Berserker. You mercilessly rape them.

Leaving them drenched in your seed, you further explore the castle, and encounter Shirou. Surprisingly, Saber is not with him. You decide to use him as a hostage.

At that moment, Illya, her mother, Saber, and Caster barge in. However, they cannot attack in fear of killing Shirou. However, Berserker goes out of control upon seeing Saber, and you fall to your knees in pain. He attacks Saber using Shirou as a swiss-army-knife. Caster attempts to intervene, but he is quickly defeated by the army-knife Shirou.

At that moment, Kiritsugu appears and begins attacking you personally. In your state, you can't retaliate. You have already defeated one servant, and it is enough for tonight. You use all your willpower to force Berserker to stop and you retreat from the castle.

You return to the Matou household and immediately head to bed. While contemplating your next move you fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822375
Wow, I wonder if thats doable. Lancelot CAN wield anything, so using Shirou as a projection tool for fucktons of noble phantasms would be rape. What about Avalon? Could you theoretically make Lancelot invincible?

Also, is Gilgamesh involved in this war? If so, I find a way to manipulating him into weakening or killing my enemies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822451
>Upon arriving, you encounter the Einzbern maids. They attack, but they are no match for you and Berserker. You mercilessly rape them.

>Leaving them drenched in your seed,
I love you, Anonymous

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822451
>He attacks Saber using Shirou as a swiss-army-knife.

Love is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822451
>rape
>Einzbern maids
don't know if want

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822488

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822175
most of them can shoot swords in Fate/Stay night.

And Caster is an awesome sword magnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822488
I for one heartily endorse this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

You awake at noon. Berserker going out of control actually took quite a lot out of you. However, you have now gotten rid of the biggest threat of the Saber and Caster duo.

You report to Zouken, and he smiles happily. He tells you that last night, Archer and Lancer also fought, but it ended in a stalemate. The old man really disturbs you, so you quickly take leave and go out into the city.

As you are about to leave, you hear from Sakura's room noises. You open the door to see Shinji on top of her. You...
Beat the shit out of Shinji
Join in
Close the door and walk away - it's not of your business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822451
Go on.
Next Choices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822594
>[x] Close the door and walk away - it's not of your business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822594
Beat the shit out of Shinji. Even if not to save Sakura, that has to be satisfying.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822594
I order Berserker to use Shinji to chop down the trees in the back yard.

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome thread.

[Anonymous No.]

YwuiG is banned and so is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822451
Caster being removed from the picture makes Saber much less threatening, but knowing Shirou he will continue protecting Ilya so his ranged backup isn't non-existent. He is still a dangerous target and will likely seek out another ally.

The best course of action would be securing an ally ourselves to help dispatch Shirou, his support, and/or other enemies lurking around.

I vote approaching Bazett for an alliance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822594
Beat the shit out of shinji, but leave one of his eyes in perfect condition. Then, tie him to a chair in the other side of the room, gagged. Hold Sakura down and attempt to have consensual with her to rub it in Shinji's face, and if that fails, rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822594
[x] Beat Shinji

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822594
[x] Fuck Shinji, beat the shit out of Sakura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822594

Beat the shit out of Shinji, then take Sakura for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Sneak up on Shinji, grab the back of his shirt, and smash him headfirst into the nearest mirror. Then take a broken shard and jam it into one of his kidneys.

[Anonymous No.]

You wanna know what I would do? With Lancelot? See next post.

[Anonymous No.]

You're enraged at Shinji's actions. Without a second thought you rush in and punch Shinji to the floor. Shinji looks up at you with frightfull eyes. You move in to to continue teaching him a lesson, when Zouken approaches the door.

You immediately tell Zouken that Shinji was about to rape Sakura. But the old man laughs and says it is nothing new. You look at him confused. He explains to you that Sakura is just a toy and Shinji can play with her if he wants. You are enraged at this, but Zouken reminds you that you are only hired to win him the grail - not to question his family.

You grab Sakura by her arm and the two of you leave the home. As you walk through the city you speak with Sakura and try to console her. Most of the time her eyes remain empty and expressionless. You lighten the mood by changing the subject and saying some jokes. Sakura's genuine smile makes you feel happy.

While Sakura shops, you see Bazett, Lancer's master. You are instantly reminded of your sister once again. Though Caster has been eliminated, it will be very difficult to fight Saber, as Berserker cannot be controlled around her, making you open prey for Kiritsugu. Teaming up may be a good idea...
Approach Bazett
Continue shopping with Sakura

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822678
You cannot rape Lancelot, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

BY JOINING THIS THREAD I HAVE SUDDENLY MADE IT AWESOME.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

Beat up Shinji.

Use Sakura to arrange a meeting, one on one with Shirou.

Ally with Shirou, keep Berserker far far far far far away from Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822611
>>2822614
>>2822615
>>2822625
>>2822660

Why all the Shinji hate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822682
[x] three-way with bazett and sakura

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2822682
Approach Bazett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822684
TIME TO FLY! SMITH! START THE THEME MUSIC!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822693
Shinji is the most worthless creature in the entire Fate universe, and would be deserving of pity if he didn't exacerbate his situation by behaving like a complete douche with no way of backing up his supposed superiority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822699
.....Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar. Metal under tension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822682
Approach Bazzet, prepared to defend if need be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822707
BEGGING YOU TO TOUCH AND GO! HIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO THE DAAAAANGERZOOOONE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822717
HEADING INTO TWILIGHT
SPREADING OUT HER WINGS TONIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822682
Approach Bazzet, smiling. Introduce yourself if she is not already aware of your involvement in the Holy Grail War and ask how she's fairing in a friendly manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822722
SHE GOT YOU JUMPING OFF THE TRACK

AND SHOVING INTO OVERDRIVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822699
>>2822707
>>2822717
>>2822722
Maverick can kill servants, discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

Continue shopping with Sakura

We will meet with Bazett and others in due time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822746
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

I'LL TAKE YOU

RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822757
Berserker can kill the sound barrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822757
YOU'LL NEVER SAY HELO TO YOU

UNTIL YOU GET IT ON THE RED LINE OVERLOAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822767
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO

UNTIL YOU GET IT UP AS HIGH AS YOU CAN GO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822777
Servants can live perfectly on the moon. Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822777
OUT ALONG THE EDGES

ALWAYS WHERE I BURN TO BE!

[Anonymous No.]

You decide on approaching Bazett. You can hear in the shopping district someone playing Highway to the Dangerzone, but ignore it.

You casually approach her to engage discussion. You find it awkward to reveal your identity. But before you can do so, Bazett says "You must be Berserker's Master." You are surprised she knows. She knows it is you, as she knows of your family, and say you look just like your father.

You propose to her the idea of teaming up. She looks at you and says that it might be a better idea for her to team up with someone else to go against you, as your Berserker is next to unstoppable. You don't know how to respond and there is awkward silence. You consider just walking away, but she says "okay". You are surprised and relieved.

You look back at Sakura and think for a moment...take her back home would only result in Shinji raping her again. You boldly ask Bazett if she can stay with her. Bazett looks at you with the expression that says "lol u mad?" but she concedes only on the condition you reveal Berserker's identity. You make the deal, and tell her it's Lancelot. She deduces that this is the obvious reason he goes berserk around Saber.

That night, the two of you discuss your plan...
Attack Einzbern castle again
Spy on Emiya and determine his next move
Attack another master
Rape Bazett

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822791
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

GONNA TAKE YOU

RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZOOOOOOONE!

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


(Can anyone put this on Elder God Demonbane instead? More awesome)

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Berserker, even if /a/ and /jp/ hate you I will always love you and your danger zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822797
Rape Bazett.
Have Lancelot stall Lancer somehow, friendly conversation or not.
Also rape Sakura.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2822818
>Have Lancelot stall Lancer somehow, friendly conversation or not.

I don't think that would work well. At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822797
That night, the two of you discuss your plan...

[Anonymous No.]

BERSERKERBOT IMPROVE THREAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822824
Anything for poon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822797
Attack another master. Seek Rider out, she appears to be one of the weakest.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Assuming the 4th grail war took place sometime in the mid to late 90's (can't remember when), he could easily have gotten something both better and easier to find in Japan than a Tomcat.
But then again, Lancelot always had an obsession with older experienced ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

Attack Iskander, I wouldn't try to rape Bazett when she has Lancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822865
You're right, Lancer is a proper Gentleman.
[X] Rape Lancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822797
Spy on Emiya, but be prepared to attack if he shows his guard is down.

[Anonymous No.]

Attack another master. Did OP lose the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

The two of you decide on attacking another master - Rider.

The two of you go the hotel where El-Melloi is and scout it. Melloi's location is unknown...You decide to enter the hotel and find him to draw him out, while Bazett waits outside.

You easily ask the receptionist where he is and go to his floor. You knock on his door using the cliche of "house keeping". The door opens, and it is actually Melloi's fiance, Sola-Ui. Kayneth is not in here. You...
Take Sola hostage
Rape Sola
Quietly leave and find El-Melloi

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822936
Take Sola Hostage, Return to Bazett and await El Melloi's Return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822936
Take Sola hostage. He'll need an incentive to come out of hiding and this is pretty much perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822699
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o

Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Can't I rape her, then take her hostage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822961
Damaged Goods sell at a lesser Price. El Melloi will be less inclined to attack while we have his fiancee, and if we rape her he may lose control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822975
I like you.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2822936
Quietly leave.

We can't pull off the same stuff Kiritsugu did, and Bazzet probably wont' go along with such tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822982
Charmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822986
What you say makes sense, but I believe we can convince Bazett to agree on the terms of just holding the hostage to lure him out for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822857
In 1994 the Tomcat was still a force to be reckoned with, thanks to the Phoenix Missile System.

[Anonymous No.]

You decide to take Sola-Ui hostage. You quickly put her in an armlock, and take out your gun. You motion her to move and the two of you exit the building.

Outside you find Bazett with El-Melloi. She sees you with Sola-Ui and looks very disappointed. Melloi is enraged. You tell them to move to the park where no one is to fight.

Once there, Melloi quickly summons Rider, and Bazett summons Lancer. He quickly demands Rider rescue Sola. You summon Berserker and he prevents Rider from doing so.

Bazett attacks Melloi, only to be countered by his faggot mercury magic. She falls back beside you, and let Lancer and Berserker quickly handle Rider.

They defeat him after a hard battle. Knowing Melloi, he may have a back up servant to summon...
Kill Melloi
Exchange Sola only with a promise that he quits the war
Leave quietly with Bazett

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823038

Exchange Sola only with a promise that he quits the war

+Bazzet affection points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822986
Who said we would try to make a deal with him? Were not exactly sure on how this scenario will pull out.

I have the urge to say rape but kidnapping seems to make the best choice. Wait... Can we choose to

[] - Flatten the whole place to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

http://revtwt.com/270895

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823038
Exchange Sola, and make sure El Melloi gives up his command spell. Threaten to kill him if he involves himself anymore, then wish them a happy wedding and leave victorious with Bazett. Suggest Victory Sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823038
Exchange Sola for his promise to leave the war. No need for mindless deaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823038
Back up Servant?

[Anonymous No.]

Exchange Sola only with the promise that he quits the way.

If he refuses, cut his arm with his command seals off and have Lancelot make him a paraplegic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823038
So Bazett is right next to me? Backstab her. Goodbye Lancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823079

war* even.

[Anonymous No.]

Do the magic sealing thing (the thaumaturgy promise) to enforce that he keeps to his word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823083
I disagree. Bazett is currently a stable ally. Give one more battle before we consider double crossing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823083
But then you lose a chance to play with her massive tits.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823096
Seconded, and hey there's always the chance Lancer goes down in the next fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823105
And none of us want to miss that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822717

Whats the deal with Top Gun anyway ? I watched it recently and it was all crappy US propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823096
No one would cast aside such reliable allies... and Bazett knows that. She won't expect us to strike when she could be so much more useful to us alive. In short, it is a good surprise attack BECAUSE it is illogical.
>>2823105
Yeah, because a corpse can't have boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823139
>Yeah, because a corpse can't have boobs.
Necrosex, it's awwwwright.
I like the way you think, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823139
Your reasoning is daring. You are still insisting this would be a good time to take her by surprise, but we still need help taking down Emiya. I'm strictly against eliminating our only current help, because if we are to face Saber alone, Berserker would not be able to defeat her and our war would be over. It's a smart choice, but mine is smarter.

[Anonymous No.]

You decide on exchanging Sola with the promise he gives up his command seal. Melloi grits his teeth in rage, but does so. He clearly loves Sola. You wish the two a happy wedding, and you and Bazett leave.

Bazett is disappointed in you for using Sola as a hostage, as it isn't honourable. However you to explain to her that Melloi is a powerful opponent due to his gay ass mercury magic. Bazett concedes. You try to make a move on Bazett, but she immediately says she's tired and goes to bed.

You go and speak with Sakura. The two of you have a friendly conversation. Suddenly, Sakura starts to feel ill. You put her to bed.

Still having a lot of energy, you go for a walk in the town. It is dead quiet. At that moment, a chill runs down your spine. In front of you is a dark shadowy figure. You have no idea what it is, but your instincts tell you to escape immediately. You...
Summon Berserker to fight it
RUN!
Rape it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823139
You are an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823167
RUN AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT CAUSE IT DOES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823167
Rape the maids!

Well, whatever the figure is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823167
Summon Berserker. The shadow could be Archer, running from him means an arrow in the spine.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2823167
RAPE THE UNRAPEABLE.

STRAIGHT INTO THE BLACK HOLE AND RAPE IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823167
Summon Berserker, but try to keep him from attacking right away.

[Anonymous No.]

Summon Berserker to take over a nearby car, and use THAT to get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still having a lot of energy, you go for a walk in the town.
wat
I hope nobody here would be retarded enough to do that during the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823167
I'd go for Berserker if you had any weapons around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823157
But it would be much more entertaining if she's alive.

Not to mention warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823195
This seems to be the best bet.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823201
Plus cuddling is sorta awkward when your partner has rigamortis

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823167
Rape is the only choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823165
We still have 3 command seals, they should override the madness long enough to assassinate Shirou. That, or we could snipe Shirou, it's not like he can protect himself with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822067
>Saber. True identity is King Arthur Pendragon
>Caster. True identity is Merlin. Master is Illyasviel von Einzbern
>With Arturia and her wizard fighting alongside

The war is over, the grail goes to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Summon Berserker than run. You would be killed the second you turn around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823222

Don't forget that he had Kiritsugu. It would be strage if they didn't do something to prevent that.

[Anonymous No.]

BECOME THE WHITE HOLE

[Anonymous No.]

You choose to summon Berserker. Because you are not sure of the enemy, you keep him at a distance. A tendril projects from the shadowy figure, and you and Berserker jump to avoid it. Just what is this creature?

As you land you feel another presence behind you. You immediately dodge again and take out your gun and fire. Slowly appearing is Assassin. You shot him right in the forehead with your anti-magic bullet and he drops to the ground.

A dry laugh comes from beside the shadowy figure and you see it is Zouken. You ask him what the hell is he trying to do. He simply says that you are now fired, and he's taking Berserker for himself.

Two Assassins appear and throw needles. Berseker steps in front and catches them all with ease. You ask Zouken just how does he have Assassin. You smiles and says he acquired them from Karen and Kotomine. Then, another Assassin appears, however, this one appears from within the shadow figure, and it is covered with red - Dark Assassin.

You have no idea how many Assassins they're really are. Against these foes you may not survive. A giant hand grows from Dark Assassin and moves towards you at lightning speed. At that moment, Lancer jumps in front. He is caught by the hand and is pulled down into the shadow. His last words are "take care of Bazett".

Zouken laughs, and says he's had enough fun today, and he'll come for you tomorrow night. They disappear into the night....

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823246
B...but his father is supposed to be DEAAAAAAAAD ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823219
"Rigor mortis"

[Anonymous No.]

>As you land you feel another presence behind you. You immediately dodge again and take out your gun and fire. Slowly appearing is Assassin. You shot him right in the forehead with your anti-magic bullet and he drops to the ground.

It's like I'm really awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

As you walk back, Bazett runs out towards you, saying her command seal has disappeared. You tell her what has happened, and feel ashamed that it is your fault she has lost Lancer. You now have to make a choice...
Find Emiya and team up with him to stop Zouken
Find Tohsaka and team up to stop Zouken
Stop Zouken on your own
Enjoy life as much as you can now - Begin with raping Bazett

[Anonymous No.]

damnit lancer no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823269
>At that moment, Lancer jumps in front

LOL wasn't he supposed to be with his master at the time ? And why the hell would he protect YOU ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823269
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823296
So we can have Dark Lancer

[Anonymous No.]

Team up with Rin.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

Find Emiya and team up with him to stop Zouken

Sakura should be able to get us in contact with him on pretty good terms.

Protect Bazett.

>>2823296
Lancer is a pretty loyal guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape the m.. Bazett

[Anonymous No.]

Tohsaka has Gilgamesh.. right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Find Emiya and team up with him to stop Zouken
After we literally used him to kill Caster? Fat chance.
>Stop Zouken on your own
Since we don't have UNLIMITED LANCER WORKS, that's not an option.
>Find Tohsaka and team up to stop Zouken
FUCK YEAH
>Enjoy life as much as you can now - Begin with raping Bazett
FUCK YEAH

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

This is why I said we should've raped the shadow, guys.

Full force. Look how manly we are. We would've raped the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823269
Lancer wouldn't do that. I could see him doing it to save Bazett, but not an ally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823313
>the servant uses swords and is a skilled warrior
Sounds more like heroic spirit Emiya to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823310
Best option. Shirou would never turn away a man if he says he's only fighting to save innocents. Be sure to speak heavily on how Zouken probably plans to rape/pillage/murder Fuyuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823326
That's OK. Heroic Spirit Emiya was summoned improperly, and shouldn't remember how we used him as a bodily weapon in a previous life.

How are things with Bazett, now? I'd only guess that she's pretty fucking pissed off with us, now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823313

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823322
It would've been magnificent.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823320
>After we literally used him to kill Caster? Fat chance.


We just pass that off as part of being in the Grail War, and explain how Zouken intends to use Assassin to kill fucktons of innocent people, and that stopping him is more important than winning.

This is especially easy if Sakura talks to him for us first.

Kiritugu, Illya and her mother won't fall for it. But Shirou is a sucker.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2823364
But Sakura is the shadow! We have to kill her. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823320
This anon actually brings up a good point. Emiya may not be too trusting of the man that used him as a swiss army knife.
Failing teaming up with Emiya, I'd go for Tohsaka. Failing that, all that's left is to spend my last moments in joy with Bazett. "You don't want to die a virgin do you?"

[Anonymous No.]

OP we need some KING OF HEROES

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823322
I agree. Plus, there is a significant lack of rape in that story. We've got a quota to fill, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Either take Zouken on your own or rape Bazett forever or team up with Rin.

Actually, she only teamed up with Shirou because she liked him.... So join Shirou (best choice strategically). I still wanna say be a badass take on Zouken by yourself or rape Bazett forever.

[Anonymous No.]

As you walked down the street one night ,you hear an unfamilar voice saying some kind of chant

Curiously, you come to a stop at the figure under the moonlit clearings, the source of the voice. Under the moonlight, you saw a tanned man in a red robe saying something you can not comprehend

"...Yet those hands would never hold anything"

What would you do ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823356
He pretends he had lost his memories, but he remembers everything with perfect clarity.

I think he'd be even less obliging than Shirou. Let's just say we'll kill Shirou next around him.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823369

I thought the Shadow was assassin?

>>2823370
Technically Berserker did that, and after he went into a bloody rage and fell out of our control.
Again, all of this is easily explained away, as long as we use Sakura as a bargaining chip/ negotiator.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, Teaming up with Shirou means fighting alongside Saber, which would make Berserker go insane.

Tohsaka seems to be the only choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823387
Zouken was shadow, dark assassin seems to be making that shadow though. I still think Teaming with Emiya/Saber is best for the previous reasons and that Saber can make Berserker weaken Zouken, we can either eliminate berserker or Kill Zouken with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823387
Shirou would probably be torn between us and Kiritsugu. We can only imagine how much he trusted him, but from what we know it's safe to say he would follow any order/advice from his father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823380
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

No way what LOSER FLAG did I take!? Let's see Archer sucks compared to other Servants, Berserker should be able to take him out. I FUCKING GOT IT Saber killed Archer in one attack at mach 13.2 where he couldn't even react SHOULD WE USE A COMMAND SPELL!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823404
We don't have Berserker anymore. Consider him an Enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823404
That's a good point, too. I mean, sure, we could waste the command seal but we only have so many to go around...

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823412
Zouken didn't get Berserker.

[Anonymous No.]

You tell Bazett that you must team up with someone else in order to stop Zouken. You recall Emiya...After what you did to him, not to mention raping the maids, there's no way in Hell he'd help you. You'll get a bullet from Kiritsugu before that happens. Thus you seek out Tohsaka.

You got to the Tohsaka household in the morning to see she is not there. Dilemma. You need to find her. You then remember she's a school student and head to her high school at wait at the gate. Many people look at you, wondering if you are a student's foreign boyfriend. Once Tohsaka appears you approach her, and they assume that is so.

You talk with her and explain the situation. She says she already knows of the shadow, and she and Emiya have already teamed up to fight it. She smiles at your surprised expression. You opt to join with her, as it is necessary to stop the shadow together. She replies "only if Emiya will allow it."

You, Bazett, and Rin, go to a Japanese style home, which is the Emiya household. Immediately, Illya rejects. And so does Shirou. However you plead with him that it is for the benefit of Fuyuki City and the people. He concedes. Kiritsugu looks at you with emotionless eyes, and says nothing.

Apparently, they are attempting to create the bejeweled sword. Truthfully you are not needed until the shadow shows up to act as defense. You...
Talk with Bazett
Talk with Kiritsugu
Talk with Saber
See how Shirou, Illya, and Rin are progressing
Go out into town
Shit! I forgot about Sakura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823449
My mistake, he said he was taking him back, I thought he did.

[Anonymous No.]

Tohsaka. We need her awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823457
Talk with Bazett. She needs us, and we've been through some shit together. The rest couldn't give a shit about us... but what about Sakura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823457
Motherfuck. You get that fucking black hole back here NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Shit! I forgot about Sakura!

[Anonymous No.]

Shit! I forgot about Sakura!

Should tell Emiya about that too.

[Anonymous No.]

Check up on Sakura, but also being prepared for the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Rape the maids. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823380

Your legs seem to have already been fixed at the spot. Some kind of epic music has begun playing in your ear. Your brain order your body to run, but it will not. No, this moment everything seems to begin revolving around this man.

"...So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works"

Your vision become hazed as flame rushed out to form a circle between you and that man. Your surrounding changes, becoming an everending wasteland filled with what looks like thousand of swords. The sky is no longer a dark night, but seems to have unnatural color, bearing some kind of gear in the distant horizon.

As your eye finally turn away from the fantastic scene, the man in red pick up a sword, challenging you to come charge at him.

What would you do ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823457
Shit! I forgot about Sakura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823509
>>2823493
>>2823489
Sakura is Zouken's daughter, this can't end well.
>>2823495
If you're going after her, this is the best.
I still say in our free time we should avoid Sakura and talk with Bazett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823501

Throw away my fear and go to him.

Have an epic manly fight.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>2823501
I shoot him with my gun and kill him. Bringing a sword to a gun fight is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

http://tinyurl.com/m5m5gx

[Anonymous No.]

Talk to Kiritsugu or talk to Sakura.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

Talk with Bazett

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823501
Pull Rho Aias out of the fucking hill and defend myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823457
Fuck everything, kill self, become demonic spirit. Posses Emiya Shirou. Rape Ilya. Posses Ilya. Rape Rin with a fire poker. Posses Kiritsugu. Rape Ilya's Mother. Posses Bazett. Rape Sidewalk.
Posses Rhinoceros. Rape Shinji.

[Anonymous No.]

go check on sakura

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823457
The opinion still seems to say, go with Sakura. Can we get an update OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823537
/r/ing picture of a Rhinoceros raping Shinji.

[Anonymous No.]

Update please

[Anonymous No.]

(Sorry, went on a bit of a break)

Shit! I forgot about Sakura! You quickly run out of the house towards Bazett's. As you go in, you see Sakura is fine. You tell her the situation and that you are moving to Emiya's house. She is actually really happy, as this way, she can see her "senpai". Her joy actually makes you feel sad.

As you leave, you feel a deadly presence - Assassin. You immediately summon Berserker. He picks up a nearby chair and uses it to deflect the Assassin's needles. The Assassin quickly attempt to run, but Bersker hurls the chair into him, sending the Assassin flying into the kitchen. Berserker picks up the fridge and crushes Assassin with it. Another Assassin is dead. You know they is at least one more, plus the Dark Assassin.

You take Sakura to the Emiya household and go to the dojo. Sakura smiles like you've never seen her before - right there you know you've lost. You leave them be...
Talk with Saber
Talk with Kiritsugu
Talk with Bazett
Go out into town

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823747
Talk with all of them, then go out into town

[Anonymous No.]

>You take Sakura to the Emiya household and go to the dojo. Sakura smiles like you've never seen her before - right there you know you've lost. You leave them be...
Noooooooooo!
[ x ] Go out into town

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Talk with Saber

[Anonymous No.]

Kiritsugu's going to fucking kill us.

...Let's go see what the old man's up to.

[Anonymous No.]

Go out into town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823747
Bazette needs urgent attention.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Go out into town

Now that you arn't being paid, the immediate concern is to revenge yourself on the man who tried to kill you.

Bazett, Tohsaka, Shirou and co. are easily enough to defeat whatever horrid plan Zouken has thought up, so there aren't any real horrible consequences if you die yourself.

Lets get pay back.

[Anonymous No.]

You go into the dining room and see Saber. You sit to speak with her, but she gives you a deadly glare. Immediately you apologize for what happened. You explain that you lost control of yourself - it must be a side effect of having Berserker as a servant....She buys it. The two of you talk, and she isn't a bad person. She's actually quite cute.

You walk through the hallway and meet Kiritsugu. You immediately apologize to him as well. He looks at you and then suddenly starts asking you about your weapons. You tell him of the gun you use. He grins, and says it's the same he has. The two of you discuss weapons. This man is your idol.

You find Bazett in a room she was given. You immediately apologize to her about her home, and tell her of what happened. She sighs, and says it can't be helped. You move in closer to try and get some poon. But she once again says she's tired.

Annoyed, you leave and walk into town. You feel for some Chinese. As you enter the restaurant, you sitting down Kotomine Kirei. You walk over and sit down, not waiting for him to invite you. He's sweating - must be due to his spicy dish. You order the same thing he's having, and he looks at you with an arrogant smile.

The two of you discuss what has happened in the war. He confesses that he was secretly participating. He summoned Assassin, and gave them to Karen. They are five of them. Thus, you only have two left to worry about. Kirei continues and says that Zouken stole them from her. She's fine, but has been sent away for safety and to heal.

Kotomine says tonight he will deal with the shadow figure. You look puzzled, as there's no way he could. He smiles, and says he has one last card to play - and that card is a King.

[Anonymous No.]

You go back to the Emiya household and rest. You awaken at night...
Assassin or the shadow may attack. Get ready.
Seek out the shadow and help Kotomine.
See how Sakura is doing.
Check on Bazett.
Talk with Kiritsugu.
Talk with Saber.
Talk with Rin.
Talk with Emiya.
Talk with Illya.

[Anonymous No.]

Check on Bazett

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823871
Rape IIIIIILLLLLYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Assist Kotomine, even though it seems reckless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823871
HOLY SHIT, HELP KOTOMINE.
IT'S GIL, BITCHES.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2823871
Check on Bazett.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823871
>Assassin or the shadow may attack. Get ready.

These people have no reason to trust us and every reason to hate us. This doesn't change just because they act like friendly people.

That doesn't mean we can't earn their trust.

[Anonymous No.]

Help Gilga-I mean Kotomine.

[Anonymous No.]

Check on Bazett.
Maybe she isn't feeling as sleepy anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Be a bro with Kotomine with Kiritsugu.

[Anonymous No.]

Team up with the priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2823955
Now imagining Kotomine, Kiritsugu, and Gil teaming up.
OH SHI-

[Anonymous No.]

Help Kotomine. Watch as Lancelot uses noble phantasms from Gil's Gate of Babylon.

[Anonymous No.]

Check on Bazett.

[Anonymous No.]

>Master is Emiya Shirou.

This war is already lost.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex up Bazett but accidentally call her Kotomine at the last minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824035
Why not just try and sex up Kotomine himself? Maybe you can cure him of not being able to feel happiness when he discovers he's been gay this whole time and didn't know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824091
Kotomine can feel happiness. He just only can feel happiness at other peoples' misery.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this good. OP should turn this into a choose your adventure story. With bad ends and everything. It would be epic.

[Anonymous No.]

Wee should've killed the Moloi dude and fucked up both Bazett and Sola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824133
The plot reads like bad fanfiction and the protagonist is a Mary Sue. The story's good for a laugh or two, but there is nothing "epic" about it. At best, it's just a silly way for Anon to play out his fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824151
Isn't that what anime, VNs, and eroge is all about?

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly swords, thousands of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824151
Fine, not epic, but it'd be neat none the less.

[Anonymous No.]

You decide to find Kotomine and help him. You go out into the town, trying to find any traces. It is dead quiet. You search till you eventually hear noises coming form the main street.

You find a servant, dressed entirely in golden armour. On the floor crawling away from him is the shadow. Within the shadow protrude several weapons. The golden warrior has the shadow chained and he pulls on it like a beaten dog. He laughs as he easily defeats the monster no one could.

Suddenly, tendrils extend from the shadow and wrap around the golden warrior. It pulls him in, and he begins sinking into the shadow. You rush in and grab the chain. You quickly summon Berserker and he tugs the chain, pulling out the golden warrior.

The shadow disappears. The golden warrior is unconscious....
Take him to Kotomine.
Take him to to the Emiya household.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824196
Take him to Kotomine

Although it would be hilarious to take him to Emiya's house to see Saber and Kiritsugu's reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824168
Only the shitty ones that people seem obsess about because they have "badass" protagonists like that somehow automatically means well-written protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824196
Also, sorry for the delays. Doing a bit of work here and there at the same time.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

Wrap the chain around him and then take him to to the Emiya household.

He has divinity, the Chain should prove effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824196
Ah fuck, fuck, fuck. You saved Gilgamesh.

Take him to the Emiya household, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Take him to Kotomine then go the Emiya household

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824196
Kotomine has a few children souls somewhere around his church. Go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824196
To Kotomine!

[Anonymous No.]

Go to the EMiya Household, DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824196
I also Stepped out for a long time pardon me.
Continue with Gilgamesh to the Emiya household by wrapping him in his own chains. His divinity will keep him in there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824210
Wait a sec do we really want to be pissing off the king of heroes?

Going to the Emiya house is fine. But he won't like the chain.

[Anonymous No.]

Kotomine

[Anonymous No.]

Go to the Church

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824274
No, He'd like going to see Saber. He wants that. We can bring Him back to see if we can kill him there, to end Kotomine's trump card before he turns on us. You know he will.

[Anonymous No.]

He is clearly a servant, and most likely Kotomine's - the last "card" he spoke of. You decide it's best to take him to his master.

You carry the servant on your back towards the church. As you approach the church, he begins to wake up. He calls you a mongrel, and demands you put him down. You refuse, as he's injured, and can't even walk. Before he can continue to argue, you open the doors to the church.

Kotomine looks and sees what is happening. He orders you to take him to a basement. It's dark, and you don't know what is there, but it smells; though nowhere as bad as Zouken's worm basement.

Above, Kotomine informs you he is the servant Gilgamesh, King of Heroes. He is Kotomine's servant from a previous war. You tell Kotomine that this is clearly illegal. He smirks. He says that Gilgamesh may in fact be the best chance against the shadow, and he offers to give you him as a second servant. This may make handling Berserker harder. Gilgamesh himself looks difficult to control...
Accept Gilgamesh as servant
Refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824293
Or maybe, we should tell the Emiya household to go fuck itself and bring the Angry Man Jew back.
Plus, being the villain is good fun, and teaming up with Gil and Kotomine makes it awesome.
Also, invite Baz over.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're implicitly telling us DO IT FAGGOT, OP
[x] Accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824307
>also invite Baz over.
You win. We're still angling for that fish.
>>2824304
This is a tough choice. To me, it boils down to hero VS villain paths. I vote accept Gilgamesh as second servant. TO HELL WITH THE EMIYA CLAN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824304
What other choice do you have? Gilgamesh firing noble phantasms, Lancelot attacking with them.

This is pretty much perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

[ x ] accept
He's the fucking King of Heroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824304
Lancelot + Gil = ULTIMATE RAPE MACHINE
Plus, you can use the command seals to ensure that he never harms you or whoever else.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

Accept Gilgamesh.

Call Bazett and try to convince her to join our new super awesome team.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have sex with Sakura for extra mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824375
At the expense of her possibly-there possibly-not hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2822074
>What is your day to day plan to win the War?
>You are known for have very good buffing magic
>You have the strongest melee servant, in the strongest melee class.
Dude...

First, kill Illya.
Second, befriend Shirou.
Saber is Lancelot's king, and hurting her would hurt him, as well.
Your top priority now is to kill Lancer.
Assassin won't be able to win when you are with someone else.
And Rider's dysfunctionnal relationship with her master will deprive them from making allies.
At this point it's just Archer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824304
Remember your role in all this. You can't get tied up sentiments, and must win this war at all costs to make up for your family's death. You cannot fail and need the most cards on your side. Accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824388
You MIGHT be a little late to the party.

[Anonymous No.]

OP come on... we can't lose you now...
Shall we make thread part 2?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread.

Accept. DO IT FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824350
Man if only that Meloi bastard didn't have Iskandar then this war would have ended on the first day if we had Iskandar, Lancelot, and Gilgamesh. Iskandar said it himself his 1000 Servant army + Gil's treasury is already Godly now add Lancelot? I give the war five hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824431
Actually, Iskandar said he would be able to conquer the world with Gil's treasury as if it were nothing. I say the war's ended in three if they know where all the pther Master's are. The rest of the time is the 3 way brawl for the Grail which takes up the majority of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824426
I'm guessing OP can't find this because of the new bumping laws. I suggest a new thread but I can't reach him.

[Anonymous No.]

Continued on >>2824489

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824399
I know.
Might as well put what I think, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2824304
>Refuse

Gilgamesh is classy as all fuck, but having two servants that go through mana like Tohno Shiki goes through butter might not be a good idea.