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2816292 No.2816292 [Reply] [Original]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
KING ARTHUR WAS A WOMAN!

>> No.2816296

I think that's just how men were painted sometimes.

It's like how The Da Vinci Code had everyone claiming there was a woman in The Last Supper, when it's actually apostle John.

>> No.2816297

No he wasn't.

>> No.2816298

yea i played fsn to xD

>> No.2816304
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>>2816296
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
KING ARTHUR WAS A WOMAN!

>> No.2816311

>>2816292
Let's leave them!
Christ was born from a virgin.
Buddha came out of armpits.

>> No.2816312

Was King Arthur even a real person?

It seems like one of those things English people make up so they can pretend to have a culture.

>> No.2816315

>>2816304
THEN WHO WAS SIR PHONE?

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>>2816315

>> No.2816329

>>2816304
if you look closely, that could be a man...

>> No.2816352
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>>2816329
and if you look even closer...

>> No.2816391

>>2816329
FS/N might have been better if saber was a trap.

>> No.2816400

>>2816312
King Arthur is a compilation of a variety of different mythical and real kings. There was never a real King Arthur.

>> No.2816412

>>2816329
Oh, I get it. Nonexistent breasts. Clever.

>> No.2816417

There was King Arthur, but he never was linked in anyway to the holy grail, but still he existed. And regrding picture, it's just the way he was painted.

>> No.2816421

>>2816417
No. See >>2816400

>> No.2816428
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>>2816292
I heard it.
Elvis Presley lives.

>> No.2816432

>>2816428
Yeah, Stevie Wonder saw him.

>> No.2816436
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>>2816412
on this subject
anyone know why the jap was the bustiest (next to the gorgon) and the Foreigner didn't live up to her big-breasted parody?

>> No.2816444

>>2816436
They made up for it in FHA with busty Europeans like Bazett and Luvia.

>> No.2816446

>>2816436
Both of them, actually. Saber and Ilya.

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>>2816436

>> No.2816463

>>2816446
well, Ilya has growth defects from being a homunculus

>> No.2816474

>>2816463
So Gary Coleman is a homunculus?

>> No.2816470

>>2816446
One of Ilya's maids is the biggest in all of Fate.

Her mom was pretty big as well.

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>>2816470
a challenger appears

>> No.2816507

>>2816474
was Gary Coleman's nervous system replaced with quarter-inch copper wiring?

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>>2816485
It's pretty close.

>> No.2816532

[Captain] Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
[Soldier 1] "She," sir.
[Captain] What was that?
[Soldier 1] Our king is a woman, sir.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that.
[Captain] He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
[Soldier 1] Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that's definitely a woman.
[Soldier 3] Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
[Soldier 2] Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
[Captain] His chest! Look! Our king's dauntless figure has not changed since he-
[Soldier 1] "She," sir.
[Captain] QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
[Soldier 3] So our king is a woman.
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 1] I'm so glad that I'm not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
[Captain] Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
[Soldier 1] "She," sir!
[Captain] I've had enough out of you!
[Soldier 1] With all due respect, Captain, you're a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
[Soldier 2] And quite a looker at that!
[Soldier 3] I wouldn't mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
[Captain] ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
[Saber] Is there a problem, Captain?
[Captain] Y...your majesty, I-
[Soldier 1] Your majesty...you're a woman, right?
[Saber] My gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
[Soldier 3] So she's a hermaphrodite?

>> No.2816541

>>2816485
Rider: B88/W56/H84
Leysritt: B92, W58, H84

>> No.2816550

>>2816532
what the hell
monty python parodys, in my /jp/?

>> No.2816559
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I do not understand it.
Who is a man?
Who is a woman?

>> No.2816580
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so what's assassin's sizes?
all I got was
Gender: Varies
Height: Varies
Weight: Varies
Three Sizes: Varies

>> No.2816597

>>2816559
all the people at this table
they're either Chinese or Indian

>> No.2816608

>>2816541
Well, to be fair, a larger bust size doesn't always mean a larger cup size.

>> No.2816616

>>2816608
Cup size?
Rider probably never heard of a bra
ya know, being an ancient demon n all

>> No.2816633

>>2816616
>being a giant slut and all

>> No.2816646

>>2816616
She probably didn't wear clothes before the grail war

>> No.2816691

>>2816646
Her sisters did. I don't see why she wouldn't.

>> No.2816775

>>2816691
>being a giant slut and all

>> No.2816826
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>>2816691
those aren't clothes
they wore underwear

>> No.2816840

>>2816826
Damn, the whole family were sluts.

Seduce men, fuck them, turn them to stone (or eat them). That's their policy.

>> No.2816862

>>2816840
Ironically their legends were created by feminists

>> No.2816880

>>2816292
Who is the outdoor person?
King Arthur?

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