/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

/jp/, what the hell?
I just woke up from a dream where I was trying to take a piss, but Beatrice kept on sneaking into my bathroom with either her trollface or that face she makes where she puts her lips together like in my pic, but her eyes are wide open.

I spent the whole dream trying to pee in peace, but she kept on sneaking in. When I think it's safe to pee and I'm about to pull down my pants, I see her head slowly peek from the side window or something.

In the end I finally got to pee in peace, but then I heard laughter and noticed she was on my ceiling watching. I woke up after meeting her in the eyes.

What's wrong with me?

[/b/tard of /jp/ !!N4vDj2gI/RZ No.]

i had a /jp/ related dream last night but now i cant remember it FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

You have a small dick and scared to show it to girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Beatrice would sneak into MY bathroom...

[Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

That's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

You should be thankful. Without her you'd probably piss all over yourself.

[Palkia !!bVrZoeVzHxe No.]

You should have stuck your dick in her mouth and make her drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

I once dreamed I was Perla and was about to strange Romeo to death.

The funny thing is I never played the game.

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816209
Yeah, well I'm not self conscious about that stuff because I don't expect any real girl to see it anyway.

>>2816219
I kinda thought so too, but what the hell? If I was a drawfag I'd make a comic out of it.

>>2816221
Makes sense, I did have to take a very long potty as soon as I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt that Big Ben was used to control the weather.

Is listening to people talk about their dreams as boring as I think it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>When I think it's safe to pee and I'm about to pull down my pants
>pee and I'm about to pull down my pants
>to pull down my pants

wat

[/b/tard of /jp/ !!N4vDj2gI/RZ No.]

>>2816261
it can be boring. its one of the reasons i stopped going to /x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816247
You should have masturbated at the speed of light.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had a lot of atomic bomb dreams lately. I fucking hate these. Each time, I think : "Oh fuck this time it's not a dream, it's the real thing".

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816266
What? You think I mean drop them to the floor or something? I pull them down enough for my Johnny. I don't unzip, because when I was a little kid I once got it caught in the zipper when pulling up. So I always just unbutton the top button and pull the crotch area down enough. I don't see what's so strange about that quote.

[/b/tard of /jp/ !!N4vDj2gI/RZ No.]

>>2816280
WE GOT A BLEEDER

[Anonymous No.]

GET OUT BEATRICE I'M PISSING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816289
>BEAT GET OUT I'M PISS

Fix'd.

[Anonymous No.]

Turn around > piss.

She will leave you alone from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816280
You don't pull them down all the way? I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816197

[Anonymous No.]

Dream thread? I had a dream where I had the same brain condition as Fuminori.

Only there was no Saya in my world.
;-;

[Anonymous No.]

I had this dream last night that I was buying material for a dress to give to Youmu, but I couldn't find the right color green. The only kind of material I found was that sick turquoise color. Ugh.

I eventually gave up trying to find the material, and I stole a DVD of the Umineko anime and a half-empty water bottle out of some person's car. What.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I had a dream where i was about to fuck Sanae and Kanako, then i was turned into a Squirtle.

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816309
That's exactly how she looked when slowly peeking from my window.

[Anonymous No.]

I was about to fuck Remilia then suddenly blood everywhere!
I was about to ask if she was still a virgin and bleeder then I noticed someone cut off my dick and balls.

Fuck you Sakuya!

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, what the hell?
I just woke up from a dream where I was trying to take a piss, but Rika kept on sneaking into my bathroom with either nipaa-face or that face she makes where she sleeps like in my pic, but her eyes are wide open.

I spent the whole dream trying to pee in peace, but she kept on sneaking in. When I think it's safe to pee and I'm about to pull down my pants, I see her head slowly peek from the side window or something.

In the end I finally got to pee in peace, but then I heard laughter and noticed she was on my ceiling watching. I woke up after meeting her in the eyes.

What's wrong with me?

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816347
Did Remilia give you oral after to drink the blood?

[Anonymous No.]

I think you're obsessed with Beatrice, man.

But while we're talking about impossible dreams, I once dreamt that Beato beat Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816354
I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you I never dream anything worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks OP, you made my day.

[Anonymous No.]

I never dream about characters dammit ;_;

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816365
What a waste of blood she could have drank.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a horrible nightmare where Meirin's face kept getting closer and closer.

Oh God no, please, I don't want to think about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt I was posting on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816415
Wake up, Anonymous, and go back to your family.

Stop playing in this silly game with /jp/ and go home!

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream that Beatrice and I lived together in a tree, and we were happy. She wanted to see the zoo, so I took her, and she stole a dolphin so it would be our pet back at home. And I got pissed at the dolphin because it kept trying to fuck her, so I tried to beat it up, but Beato kept reviving it, and I didn't know why she wouldn't listen to me, so I kept screaming "THE DOLPHIN IS TRYING TO FUCK YOU! THE DOLPHIN IS TRYING TO FUCK YOU!". I woke myself up while still yelling, and this is how I discovered I speak in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt that I was in some crazy martial artist family and was amazingly good at fighting, but my family members were much better and I was struggling to overcome them. Probably influenced by a couple episodes of CCS I saw recently.

Why the fuck am I Meilin?

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>>2816197
She was trying to get a look at your small bombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816462
dohohohohohoho

[insanezero !VUNofZD8jM No.]

I had a dream where Battler was arguing against Beatrice as he always does, but this time around he was actually winning the argument.

In the meanwhile, the various family members were fighting back against the magical characters. However, since Battler was winning, the magical influence started to fade. Out of nowhere, people were backstabbing each other and shooting each other in the face.

At the end, it was just Battler with a shotgun and an eerie laughter ringing through the halls before I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

Faces... faces everywhere, always doing things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816467
This is how Umineko will truly end.

[Anonymous No.]

I never have any cool dreams. It's always something relating to old friends and school ;_;

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816448
>>2816467
Those are pretty funny an scary at the same time, bros.

[insanezero !VUNofZD8jM No.]

>>2816484
Most of my dreams are about school too.

They usually end with me running down the staircase to avoid being killed by the killer cyborgs that everyone had become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816197
You were trying to piss in fire, which is funny looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816481
The faces of evil!

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>>2816503
I used to have those "getting chased" dreams, but the last one was years ago. Now they're either completely realistic, or filled with impossible geometry, warped creatures, and other lovecraftian imagery. Oddly enough, the most disturbing thing about the latter is that nothing disturbs me- reality can be melting, and I just walk around thinking "That's nice," or "Ooh, pretty."

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>>2816529
He's not Maria at all.

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>>2816534
Well I guess I better get going.

[Anonymous No.]

I had this dream last night where I was this demon lord. This young farm couple, whose land I had conquered, were supposed to come to my throneroom or whatever it was to pay me tribute. They had a plan though to attempt to destroy me though.

They had this magic mirror, and apparently, by looking at it it was supposed to be destroyed. While it worked on all my immediate minions, I was immune. What happened instead was the mirror reflected off of my eyes, and the effect was reversed onto them.

The mirror didn't just destroy things, it bound to the will of the user all who looked at it. The minions were destroyed because to stop existing was the only thing a rational person could possibly wish of such abominations.

The male ended up... melting, that's the only thing I can think of to describe it, and the female ended up being my servant/maid for all time.

Honestly, even though this sounds like an awesome dream, I woke up feeling depressed for some reason. It was very dark.

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt a few nights ago that I was the commanding officer of two loli assassins who were twins. They signed up for a job because they wanted to skip rope in a mad scientist's laboratory.

I tried to get them to start killing people there but they just ignored me and kept playing in an elevator that never seemed to arrive in its destination. Eventually I gave up and watched them play until I woke up.

[WASSHOI !WsoGLPGdyA No.]

>>2816529

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>>2816666

Gentlemen we have a winner.

Needs colored though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816666
Goddamnit Satan, go back to bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816666
>6666
...

[JADF !!6tpBb2eiZKs No.]

>>2816719
Let's see if I can arrange that for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816911
I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2816911
You're the original artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2817622
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2813213#p2813906