Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me your secrets, Mad Hatter booty.

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https://imgbox.com/g/oDiLaPeXcV
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 184. This concludes the weekly report.
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>72 houris married with a certain man who was called a saint
Welp, I completely forgot about that. Good job, Eros.

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Don't forget its common courtesy to bite a vampire back!

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>>28117240
Just noticed this and can only say "Fuck off".

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>>28125093
Fat Hatter Ass is addicting. Same with big booty Pharaohs

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>>28125724
A little bit of wonderland can do a pharaoh good.

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>>28125145
>it was the best and the blurst of ...
>weebs
You rock, man. Keep at it best weeb.
>>28125467
Not him but whaaa? Looks pretty standard, that yours or something?

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new
http://twitter.com/JulianTheTurtle/status/1319643061924790272

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>>28125724
Why do Mad Hatters have such a fine, round ass?

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>>28125093
Hatters and wights have common fat ass interests.

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>>28125916
>3 akagis
That is some dangerous amounts of fox

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>>28125953
Must be some relation to puffballs.

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>>28125912
A N A L

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A Cheshire Cat so absolutely mad at you she says.

>"Dear boy, you just posted cringe. You have lost subscriber."

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>>28126098
I'm still confused that they made the Muse versions of the botes separate characters instead of just making them skins

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>>28125466
Biters get the ball gag and I'm fine with that.

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>>28125174
I thought it was a 100.

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>>28126332
>Dear boy
Good shit.

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>>28125916

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>>28126069
Lewd.

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>"as you ladies can see, the weaponry the humans have on the otherside of the portal are technologically advanced."
>"but, with our magic and love, also "convincing" political leaders, we should not have to worry about being on the receiving end."
>"in some scenario a firefight would occur, send the wurms first."

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>>28125145
Are links to past months stored anywhere?

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>>28125912
Exceptional work.
Rare exposed Gazer footsies.

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>>28125912
Nice to see more anal art, doesn't seem as common with mge

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>>28125145
! !

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>>28125145
Cute Twin Wans

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>>28129004
Would visit her confession booth.

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>>28128927
Too inhuman.

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>>28126332
Angry cheshires get the ear scritches until they can't help themselves.

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>>28128927
picrelated is unironically how KC would draw her

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>>28129759
Retard.

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>>28129875
Alraune has no legs

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>>28125754
No, all mentions of the writer's name must be marked in the book of faggots.

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>>28129902
You can see legs in that very pic.
And KC has mentioned that they can move their flower by uprooting and walking on the roots.

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Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

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>>28128927
That looks like a Floran.

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>>28130215
Sure is, the one you posted is a lot cuter though.

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>>28130039
W-what kind of scare?

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Wendi-chan hearing ghost stories around the campfire!

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>>28130494
>and then they opened the fridge to find that ALL the stretchy meat had been eaten! And not by them!

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>>28130782
>"AAAAAWAWAWAWAWAW"

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are the rumors true?

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>>28131140
Rumors about what?

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>>28131221
>69
These liches are easy to read, literally

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>>28129566

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>>28131283
probably a guy

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>>28131221
you know what.

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>>28125912
I want to stick my tongue in Gazer's ass. And then my dick

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we sure are arent we.

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>>28131140
Spill it. I'm curious.

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>>28131526
Perhaps

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>>28131508
are you flexible enough?

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>>28131526
2 out of 3's not bad

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>>28131683
>timid and submissive but not easy to catch
What kind of creature are you?

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>>28131575
Hot, slimy, sticky, hellhound tongue more than makes up for their less than ideal smelling breath

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I wanna be blackmailed into raping a timid rata.

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>>28132067
By the rata or the ratas mom?

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>>28131884
Reindeer pussy

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Go kiss a ghoul

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goats milk

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>>28132555
I'm going to kiss a wight instead

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>>28132646

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>>28132646
I wonder what weregoat milk tastes like? Would it also make you sleepy?

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>>28132853
Imagine if the lips drained you too.

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>>28132913
I've imagined a Wight before who basically creates a missing lower job using the spirit energy since without the construct she's Raziel and that makes me hella deviant to do just that. It's a fun practice.

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>>28132883
So that's where the wine soaked goat cheese comes from.

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>>28131526
Glass houses, girl

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>>28132646
>>28132883
What's the alcohol content of winegoat milk?

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>>28133024
That's pretty rockin' man, how would it feel? Solid, with a draining property?

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>>28133189
what are drunk wights like?

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Would barometz be the true winegoat? Winesheep? You could let her fruit age till the sugar breaks down and makes alcohol and get drunk like that

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>>28133275
I couldn't tell you about other wights, but my wife tends to get happy and a lot more relaxed with some drink in her. Works like a charm for diplomatic relations.

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>>28132909
>Would it also make you sleepy?
horny

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My Ochimusha bodyguard disappear for a month to conquered all of Zipangu to keep me safe and she wants to be rewarded. What would a Ochimusha like?

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>>28133914
A baby

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>>28133914
To have your heirs.

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>>28133648
Do goatgirls lactate like holstaurs then? Also i meant sheep girls before but i am really interested in opening a monstergirl farm with pigs, goats, cows, and sheeps. Mostly it will be a breeding farm with me as the only stud.

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>>28134060
>>28134074
I don't know. I thinking about giving her a new hat.

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>>28134260
Cum in the hat!

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>>28133189
I'd always imagined it's a bit solid, yes, but it has a coldness to it. Like, cold enough that you'd feel a bit of the heat leaving your hands, but enticing and supple enough to the touch that you'd enjoy it.

I just don't get pictures of it because Jesus fuck it sounds like a cringe OC know that I'm openly talking about it. Like fucking how do I not spill my spaghetti asking for her to wear a covering not unlike Raziel when not kissing her husband.

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>>28134260
Nah, impregnation is the way to go.

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>>28134426
If you say so. I hope shes not offended when I offer to.

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>>28134536
Something tells me she'll be quite excited by the offer.

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>>28134060
Just one? No way. You'd need an heir to rule over each region of Zipangu. Gonna need a lot of heirs for that.

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>>28134405
Nothing's a bad idea when you give it a bit of creative zest. Perhaps she can have a set of different covering, like face veils and balaclavas, to give different vibes with each. Personally, I'm all for different wight drain appendages- here's one where I went for a scarf, but wight claws.

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>>28133024
What?

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>>28134173
if they are a dairy breed they will

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>>28134405
I'd suggest a veil. I feel it plays nicely with the the ethereal motif of wights.

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>>28134603
Well yeah, but that's just to start out.
Once one's out, they can then try for more.

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>>28129943
Oh yeah. Forgot about the "fuck off, bollocks" guy. Does the lush still come around here? Last I heard he was doing some catgirl thing if I haven't got my anons mixed up.

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>>28134715
Dairy breed of any species is the superior breed.

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>>28134662
These sluts are so gay for each other.

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>>28134715
I never knew that was a thing! Are their dairy breed porcers? What are dairy breeds like?

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>>28134405
>Jesus fuck it sounds like a cringe OC know that I'm openly talking about it.
Anon I say this as someone who regularly gets commissions. You're allowed to be cringe, I know I may sperg a bit too much at times but the most important thing is that you like her.

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>>28134405
Anon how is this cringe. Sperging about your waifu is the most based thing.

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>>28134701
I am unequivocally sexually attracted to a Wight with a lower jaw and tongue she manifests out of her spirit energy since without it she has about the same mouth structure as Raziel from Legacy of Kain without the gore. Basic idea was rather than just simply touching you to sup at your spirit energy, she turns you into a kiss slut as well since she's proactively using her lips and tongue to steal the strength from your legs. It doesn't help that my considerable autism on the subject is compounded that Legacy of Kain had a huge impact on my formative years as a fan of gothic horror and vampire literature.

>>28134759
That works as well, but I'd almost err and say that the face veil would be more suited to cosplay or intimacy. Other than that, as a sort of intermediary between that and to add to the vamp allure, she'd wear fine furs or an old war banner around her neck and mouth to hide her 'blemish', as it were.

>>28135705
Without any irony I cannot imagine liking a Wight without that physical oddity because goddammit I just want a waifu with a voice as dark and silky smooth as a finely aged scotch and a lap pillow that never quits.

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A monstergirl friend of your choice wants to learn more about human culture and society by consuming our media, and wants you to narrow down the recommendations she's already recieved.
>a "monstergirl friendly" romcom made by human women. The monstergirl characters are portrayed by humans using special effects and don't act any differently than regular humans (with everything that entails.)
>a highly-rated television series about miserable men making miserable choices and dooming themselves. Think crime dramas where the cops are just as dirty as the crooks.
How do you handle this situation?

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>no monstergirls to sing sea chanteys with
This is a cruel world

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>>28136148
I point her towards the nearest extremist recruiting center

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>>28136317
Ohhhh Theres plenty of gold so i've been told on the banks of the Sacramento!

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>>28136115
Thats pretty neat anon. Never played legacy of kain so i had no idea what raziel was. Its a pretty cool idea man and sounds very unique! What would the rest of your wight look like then?

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Fuck, I just want a comfy snugglepile of Witches, Familiars, and their loli friends to help me unwind from this week.

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>>28136115
... What if she doesn't form a lower jaw and just has a really really long tongue?

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>>28136317
An' we'll rooooooollll the old chariot along, yeah we'll roooooollll the old chariot along, yes we'll rooooooollll the old chariot along, an' we'll all hang on behind!

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>>28134364
Being a dark mage and a lich at the same time is cheating.

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>>28136563
Modest chest on the smaller side, wide child birthing hips. Eyes the color of gold, with her brown hair short and unkempt in contrast to her noble appearance. With a lap pillow that doesn't quit.

That's about it for me for the night on the subject.

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>>28137533
Thanks for sharin anon. Hope you get art of her soon.

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>>28137437
Good thing neither a dark mage nor a lich would give a damn about cheating in a platonic context.

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>>28137533
If you don't get art of her, I am. That idea's too good to gather any dust.

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>>28126742
>"Now many of the men here in this world according to our own intel from our scouts, have been heavily demoralized by their own women. Those same women castigated these men for petty reasons and will do the same to us for dating those leftover men, saying that we are committing "Genocide". We however can turn those very words against them for they have to deal with social pariahdom. We shall infest their media with pro-mamono propaganda and twist the systems they have used against the poor men for so long to break those fools."
>"If these women complain of "Genocide" why did they not treat these men better?"

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>>28138715
Dude, put those things away. There are like, children here

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Must be really nice being a demon realm primary school teacher.

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>>28138770
There will be more children shortly.

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>>28137437
Not unless she's aiming for the World Quidditch Cup.

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Short stack monoeye nuns

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>>28139409
She looks great. Very pious!

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>>28138820
I'd rather be a demon realm middle school teacher.

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>>28140065
I'd go for private tutor to an anubis

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One of my biggest desires is having my waifu enthusiastically eating my cooking.
It motivates me to learn how to cook (that and being tired of eating the same few things my family makes constantly or just slapping some ham and onions on a bread)
>ywn have a lilim wife that insists on eating food made by you even though she could easily get food made by master chefs and your cooking skills are fairly basic and you only know a few simple recipes

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a

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>>28140249
Private tutor to an Alice sounds nice to me.

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>>28140300
How can sea bishops even compete?

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>>28140539
They fuck a dead dude

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>>28137470
>"Hey, anon. Wanna play Desu Stranding?"

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>>28140423
Big Bad Evil Girls are for turning into pregnant housewives.

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>>28140539

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>>28141999

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>>28142472
fish propaganda, sharks are better mothers, this is known.

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Today, I will remind them.

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>>28144730
Pretty good but am I that much of a degenerate that I want her chest a bit bigger but still crammed into that small a top?

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>>28144498
Underrated.

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How many times will my lich party member resurrect me? Just asking cause she seems to be getting more and more annoyed over the stupid thing that get me killed: like jumping on a wyvern’s back for a ride and falling off, or or sneaking up on a wurm and spooking her getting a 8 ft deep silhouette of me in the cave wall or breaking that really expensive stained glass mural of the vampire boss thinking it’s daytime but forgetting it’s night. But on the original point she wouldn’t really not bring me back would she, or leave me dead long enough for the valkyries and angels to notice and have to endure their attempts to drag me to heaven, aka their bedroom.

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>>28144882
Yes. But thy will be done.

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>>28145349
Look, I like my nightly girls with massive bosoms.
At least hatterfag wife tier.

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>>28140300
All pirates are weak to something, pirate mgs doubly so.

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>>28140300
Sharks are the best

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sex with sad banshees

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Winter sipder

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>>28146610
How do you tell a sadshee from a hapshee?

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Give your wife a doppel potion and a couple of age changing potions. Bam. One wife oyakodon.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, be sure to get snug with the ghosts in your house.
They've been watching for quite a while.

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There are some monsters so looney and maniacal, they need to be locked up and never sprawl across the streets of our beloved realm again.

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>>28146766
Is it really a marriage proposal to ask a spider to spin you a blanket? A full suit I could get, but a simple blanket just feels like entrapment.

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>>28146779
I want a time-released age changing pill that will gradually turn my wife into a teen, then a tween, then a loli, then a tween, then a teen, then an adult, then a MILF, then I turn her into an actual MILF. We need someone to do MAGIC.

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>>28146919
>Is it really a marriage proposal to ask a spider
Yes

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>>28146873
Asylums are a fun setting.

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>>28146939
>I asked "Hey you're an Arachne right?"
>And then we were married.

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>>28146919
Yes. Other unexpected MG marriage proposals:
>Giving a mouse a cookie
>Being a mansel in distress
>Kicking a salamander's teeth in
>Opening a mimic's chest without first yelling "IT'S A TRAP!"
>Giving your maid a new feather duster
>Asking a demon literally anything about marriage proposals
>Walking with rhythm

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>>28147124
Don't forget smiling and eye contact

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exiting and being a male is a marriage proposal

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>>28147162
That's a list of unexpected proposal methods, Anon. Don't play coy.

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>>28146873
we're animaney
totally insaney
cheshire's smug insanely

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>>28147191
>exiting
Existing
Why does this word give so much trouble every single time holy shit

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>>28147191
If you answer "zero" to the kids question, is that a challenge or a turnoff? I'm guessing the answer is yes.

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My name is anon and I want to fuck my MG daughter

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>>28147270
cue the theme song

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>>28147240
It's like confusing desert and dessert, only more retarded.

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>>28146919
Shirt or blanket, that's still a very personal, intimate thing to ask.

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>>28147270
Take her to the upcoming black mass

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>>28147124
I really don't see how any of this is applicable. I mean, I got a new pair of mittens done by an arachne neighbor, and now all she'll give me is "I am not looking for monetary compensation." What leap of logic implies I have to now marry and service her? These new "monster inclusion" laws are utterly byzantine and unintelligible.

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>We’ve both got buckets of chicken. Wanna do it?
Bam married with 3 kids on the way

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>>28147378
>I got a new pair of mittens done by an arachne neighbor
Can you even call her a neighbour if she's living in your house and sleeping in your bed with you

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>>28147378
Wow, Anon, it sounds like you're RACIST and need to be sent to your arachne neighbor's house for REEDUCATION. We'll make you a functioning member of society yet.

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The first thing I want to do after owning my own home in the demon realm is save up a lot of money to hire a gremlin to build me a car so that I don't have to ride a centaur taxi across lands. They make me uncomfortable.

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>>28131526
Words of a fool.

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>>28125912
Goddamnit I just can't get over how good the Gazer goo looks here. It's like this perfect semi-solid of latex, stretched out and glossy but also dripping down here and there.

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>>28147537
But they use the same kind of fuel

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>>28147437
>>28147450
I really just don't know how I ended up in this situation. Is this all even legal?

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>>28147727
Well, I know a tanuki that's an expert in such matters, but that'll probably just net you two wives instead of one. And speaking of nets, do not go fishing.

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>>28146863
The least they could do is reciprocate and give me a show.

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>>28147843
>Wake up with fat ghost ass poking out from the wall.

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>>28147843
If you say that then they are going to make love to each other wbile they wink lewdly at you to get you to join.

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>>28147648
electricity?

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>>28147827
Christ, I can see I've jumped in a spider web here. I'll set up a date with my arachne neighbor and try to put this misunderstanding behind me.

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>>28147124
>charging a device with a raiju's surge
>bringing a moth a lamp
>inviting an Alice into your home
>summoning an arch imp deliberately
>attempting to contact a familiar without her witch knowing

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>>28147924
Spiders are weak to fast food and coffee, so if you want things to go smoother you know what to do.

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>>28147869
If she's been watching me, she'll likely be teasing it as well.

>>28147885
That sounds good to me.

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>>28147124
>>28147996
I'm picky, so what am I supposed to do to ensure I attract the right species and type?

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>>28148100
Turn your pickiness into revulsion for all species that aren't the right type and maybe grab a mana marker. No matter what you won't get a bad end, but getting the best end is more difficult.

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>>28147869
>wake up in the middle of the night to ghost half-poking out of the wall and sucking your dick

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>>28148000
Thanks anon, luckily my neighbor responded to my proposal very quickly, looks like I am on the fast tract to getting back on her social graces! You helped me dodge a bullet there!

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>>28148044
>letting your new wives make love to each other for your entertainment
What are you? Based?

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>>28148213
You know what you must do.

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>>28148138
Define "bad end", because what falls under "bad end" for me is being stuck with some oozer or getting enslaved by some sadist or hellspawn.

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>>28148307
I can't define a bad end for you, only you can. Basically, what you just described wouldn't happen if you'd hate it unless it's something you could actually come to love if exposed to it and made to cum buckets. It gets a little sticky, but one of the only rules of the setting is "no bad ends."

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>>28148377
>unless it's something you could actually come to love if exposed to it and made to cum buckets
No thanks. I would rather not figure out I have Pixiv fetish #374 because some manticore gets a little too fancy with her spines..

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>>28148249
God I want to breed that fucking ghost, why is she so cute

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>>28148580
It's because of hair past her butt as well as over her eyes and the fattest titties in Fat Tittyland. Plus, she's fun to bully.

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>>28148213
>wake up in the middle of the night to ghost pussy grinding your face

>>28148229
Not just that, but bringing other girls for them to "haunt" for my pleasure as well.

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>>28148551
I'd help her research the benefits of manticore administered acupuncture therapy.

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>>28148249
dumb ghost not so smug after getting pussy bullied.

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>>28148624
All true, hair past her butt only makes me want to fuck that butt more

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>>28148628
>Not just that, but bringing other girls for them to "haunt" for my pleasure as well.
You have some utterly great taste. I can only imagine how fun seeing your ghosts "haunt" them before joining them at the end.

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>>28146775
The relative position of your dick.

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Remember to give the nearby Myconid and her Matango sister a good squeeze.

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>>28149059
my shirohebi doesn't approve

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>>28148138
>Turn your pickiness into revulsion for all species that aren't the right type
Wtf? Every fucking thread.
>>28148307
You guys aren't clever. Just fuck who you want and quit your fucking bitching.

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How does your chuuni gf kill time in-between Berserk chapters?

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>>28149235
What are you on about?

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>>28149281
playing videogames
playing tabletopgames
forcing me to read edgy manga
forcing me to read her friends' edgy fanfinction
writing edgy fanfiction

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>>28134405
Late, but waifu fags are great. Seeing hatterfag talk about his wife, the stuff he does with her, and his love for her is always lovely

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>>28149372
A glance shows what those anons are on about. Buy a clue.

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>>28149477
I'd like to buy you some meds then have you share whatever clue you have.

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>>28149477
Ayo hol up finna cringe on that senpai

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>>28149458
Has hatter talked about his waifu recently?

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>>28149544
I haven’t seen him lately, but the man has other responsibilities

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>>28149500
>>28149503
Yeah my bad you witty "non/monster/" anons.
>Turn your pickiness into revulsion for all species that aren't the right type
Isn't clearly some /monster/ bull. Just like the bad end being
>oozer
>sadist
>hellspawn
Not clever or subtle, since that is impossible on an imageboard. Who says shit like that over and over again? The real crazy is thinking no one notices. Even if you try and deny the obvious, my advice to "quit bitching and just pick who you like" is sound advice compared to the junk those anons are trying to sell. Why can't you guys get that your memes are transparent?

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>>28149786
Yeah finna cringe hard
you do be kinda retarded, mane

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>>28149871
I have no idea what you're even talking about at this point but the simple fact that you're posting the way you are makes me much more inclined to believe him than you. You look like a crossboard shitposter.

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>>28149871
Well gee, your nonsense stereotypical grammar and arguments have swayed me. No one seriously types like that. You're seriously more clownish than what you are trying to convey.

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So the lolihating futafag has moved on to accusing everyone of being crossboarders. Nice.

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>>28149998
What?

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>28149998
>terrible repetitive bait is terrible and fools no one

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>>28150023
Nta. That's a transparent attempt to deflect. All the /monster/ posters have garbage argumentation skills. They can't both hide and share memes. So they always try to stir up crap to distract. As you can imagine, this shows what kind of board they're from.

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>>28150035
Yes, you are so clever we totally didn't notice.

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>>28149786
>Isn't clearly some /monster/ bull
It's canon bull in that context, guy; kinda sorta dislike isn't enough if you can learn to love it. I don't know what nigposter is pulling, but you gotta relax a bit.

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>>28150143
You're not even trying at this point, are you? Even the buzzwords are the same, get some new material.

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>>28150152
>complaining about someone pointing out /monster/ shitposting is proof I am not from /monster/
This cannot get sadder.
>>28150174
>learn revulsion is canon
>nigposter
You clearly are pushing /monster/ junk.
>>28150202
Not sure if you're confused or shitposting

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>>28150174
Either way, I'm glad I wouldn't be stuck with a cow or an orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>people point out that troll is just trying to sow discontent.
>still fall for it.
Cant we just talk about monstergirls and ignore it?

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>>28150364
Look at your bumbling, lumberfoot!

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>>28150364
I just feel bad for him, he's trying so hard to pretend he is someone else.

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>>28150426
Im gunna make her call me lumbercock at the first town.

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>>28150323
It's nice to know the worst is always avoided, but what's wrong with cows? Are you allergic to titties or are they too sleepy for you?

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>>28150426
She says that, but look at her bulky boots! Obviously human-made!

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>>28150491
>Are you allergic to titties
Yes.

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>>28150491
Small breasts > flat chest > medium breasts > large breasts > massive breasts
And I'm distinctly not into lactation, or paizuri, or farm life.

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>>28150568
I want your opinion on this one, mr. small breast expert.
Also I like your taste.

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>>28150364
No one is stopping actual discussion, and don't blame the guy pointing out the trolls. Go ahead if you can manage to avoid spraying crap everywhere. I'm not being ironic, that is more of a shonen speech as you deserve. Protip" the monstergirl fans on the board can avoid constantly talking crap about a given girl. You can like something without shitting on the alternative.

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>>28150617
Shhh, it's okay. You can try to bamboozle everyone again later.

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>>28150600
Very nice. I like the slight peak of pussy, as well.

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>>28150617
>quit shitting on girls, just discuss monsters
>>28150684
>uses the term "bamboozle"

Oh wow. How can I tell which one is the /monster/ guy? So difficult. Someone needs to smarten the fuck up. These /monster/ anons are impossible to deal with.

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Yosh-yosh!

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>>28150795
Yeah ok here's a reply, but it's the last one from me. Step up your game next time.

[Anonymous No.]

So last thread some one mentioned the idea of a pharoah being originally buried with a pslime and that got me wondering. What would happen if an ancient evil was sealed with a pslime? Like maybe a super old vampire or demon?

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>>28150912
Imagine an ancient evil, now imagine an ancient evil with a parasite slime that undermines all her evil actions with sheer lewdness or being plain goofy

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>>28150568
>Small breasts > flat chest > medium breasts
Elaborate. Why is flat chest better than medium breasts

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>>28150912
>I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter y
>...is it me?
>Nope! It's you! Your turn!
The horror, the horror.

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>28150859
Look at all the anons telling you to quit the bull. Yet you are still pulling your juvenile bait tactics. Hold in your goddamn shit next time or just stick to your fucking shit board. Thanks for proving everyone's point about how garbage /monster/ is. I'm done with you. Fuck off, man.

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>>28128927
Who is this supposed to be?

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>>28151027

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>>28150977
Flat chest accentuates loli and tall, slender body types better than a moderate bust in my opinion. And those are among my favorite body types.

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>>28150964
It sounds quite fun actually. An extremely chunni wife!

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>>28151059
Maids are great. Imagine never being uncertain at a soiree again. If only.

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>>28136148
I’d rather show her old sitcoms like from the 50s, 60s and 70s

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>>28151059
I want to wear clothes entirely made from her slime. I dont even care if she does lewd things to my body!

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>>28151070
Reasonable.
>tall, slender body types
My favorite body type, although I think small chest is a bit better in that case.

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>>28137137
Made me think of “Float On” at first

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>>28151192
>although I think small chest is a bit better in that case.
I agree. But if the breasts get beyond small, I find they look out of place on a girl like that.

I personally like lolis more (Familiars are my favorite mamono), but tall-thin small-chested elves are always nice.

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>>28151186
No one would be able to tell that she was loving her master. Such lewd impropriety. Would the potential scandal appeal to her?

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>>28146863
They know what my policy is regarding bustin

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>>28151259
>but tall-thin small-chested elves are always nice.
Indeed they are, but they are rare as fuck.

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>>28151319
Your policy is do it until you can't see your bed?

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>>28151287
Absolutely! She welcomes the potential scandal. The thought of her master trying keep a straight face as he pumps rope after rooe of semen into his shog suit would be exiliherating.

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>>28151449
If an invisible bed does it for her, I guess I’ll sleep in her freaky ghost bed

[Anonymous No.]

What’s the deal with the ads? Did someone promote the Social Media Intern Cheshire to Advertising Executive?

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>>28151501
I always like how maids don't decide between etiquette and depravity, they always do both when possible. She's sure to reward you for keeping a stiff upper lip while you're being so generous with your love!

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>>28151513
Good policy. Yeah yeah yeah yeah /10.

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>>28151513
>>28151725

curse you for putting that song back into my head

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>>28151681
Exactly. Its why i love my maid waifu. Even if she isnt a true shog.

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>>28151991
>Even if she isnt a true shog.
say that again, I dare you

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>>28152058
No anon please! I can explain. My wife is a shog carrier/ parasite shoggoth.

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>>28150856
I love kurovah’s drawings

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>>28150600
i wanna see her feet

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>>28151906
I ain't afraid of no maid. I ain't afraid of no Yog s̴̜̺̘͓͌̽͒͌̍̍o̵̺̝͑̔̍̂̉̃̔̌̕t̵̟̤̭̭̺̓͂̿͑̾́̈̎͒̎͗͝͠ẖ̸̢̭̺͇͔̞͛̍̌̾́͌͒́̍͌̓̚͘͝o̴͔̝̻͓͖͛͒̐̇̐̔͂͜͝ͅt̵͎̼̰͑̎̃͐̂͒̓̈́̈̿̀̕͘͜h̴̢͚͇̍̾̓̇̀̐̕͘͠

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>>28152363
cleanin' makes me feel good
cleanin' cleanin' cleanin' cleanin'

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>>28151991
>>28152152
All maids are great. I think it has something to do with olives or something.

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>>28152451
>something to do with olives
>olive
>olive oil
>virgin olive oil
>maids = olives = olive oil
>maids are great = virgin olive oil is great
>maids = virgins
Eeeeeh?

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>>28152413
I always wondered if Kikis would awoo or squawk. Guess that's the answer. Since there was talk of maids doing depravity while maintaining the appearance of formal etiquette, what scandalous things would Kikis do? Molesting her master in front of the dinner guests while making sure they don't notice would be harder, but I'm sure she can think of something!

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>>28152568
>I always wondered if Kikis would awoo or squawk.
Squawoo

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>>28152530
>not thinking that maids are great like olives because
>olives make excellent oil
>maids make excellent oil
>maids are even better because they make the oil fresh and don't have to be processed like olives
Silly birb. Don't worry, brainy wurm is here to help after having a brilliant urethra moment!

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Naked Shog

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>>28152846
Swimsuit shog is more enticing.

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>>28152596
I'm sure Kikis have the cutest squawoo possible. They should stop being worried and let that primal sound out as they ride mastah's broomstick. Even maids need to let go sometimes.

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>>28151530
I was afraid to ask

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Damn that is a nice jacket.
The girl is cute as fuck too, but damn.

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>>28151530
There are people who don't use adblock?

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>>28142987
Imagine that they dont like gross fetishes

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>>28153269
Browsing 4channel without downloading a car is stealing

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>>28153368
downloading 4car without stealing a channel is browsing

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>>28153325
What gross fetish? I don't even know what is going on there.

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>>28153410
If C = Cookie, 4 cans of cookies yes!

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>>28153418
its the monster from death stranding
you ward them off by throwing jars of piss at them
I am not kidding

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>>28153418
Beached Things or BTs are a kind of ghost from Death Stranding, and that image has reimagined them as a monstergirl. I guess that anon is upset about the umbilical cord tentacle, but birth/death imagery>>28153418
is such a core part of Death Stranding's visual design including on BTs that the monstergirl version not having it would be silly.

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>>28153418
If you haven't played the game, you should know that you fight ghosts by throwing poop and pee at them. It's kinda weird.

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>>28153492
>>28153512
Kojima is a genius tho

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>>28153535
Oh I agree, the game is wonderful.

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>>28153563
>the game
Bit of a strong word here, but nice movie at least.

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>>28153492
>>28153506
>>28153512
. . . Did MG Survive destroy the man's fucking mind?

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>>28153583
Yes, we all know how long the cutscenes in MGS4 were but you can't really say it's a movie-game where even walking required you to use both hands.
>>28153628
No, he was finally freed of the shackles of convention.

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>>28153628
He didn't have anything to do with Survive and he's doing what he always wanted - making movies with famous Hollywood actors and fanboying over american culture.

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Princess BEACH

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>>28153628
You fool
This is kojima at his stongest

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>>28153697
Non excrement throwing conventions.
>>28153700
I meant that the autopsy of the franchise might have unhinged him in some way. Enough to make a game about throwing excrement.

Wait. So the stuff covering the BTwaifu's hands up there is...someone tell me I'm wrong here. All of this came out of nowhere. What even

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>>28153816
>monstres sans frontières
>diamond doggirls

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>>28153822
I get that you're really eager to talk shit (hehe) about things you don't know anything about, but take it easy sperg. Black goop is black goop.

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>>28153822
The BT waifu is coming out of tar. BTs often manifest out of tar pits.

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>>28153874
>>28153885
Guess I'll have to check out the game sometime. Things were looking exceedingly wonky for a moment. Better call it a night, I guess.

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>>28153822
>I meant that the autopsy of the franchise
Franchise that he didn't care about for decades
And I'm not trying to be snarky when I say Kojima is doing what he wanted. He outright said and, if I'm not being a schizo right now, did so on several different occasions, that he's more interested in movie industry that games and such. And he's clearly having the time of his life taking selfies with Mikkelsen, posting photos of sadwiches he bought in supermart, etc. Dude is living his life, regardless of the quality of his work.

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>>28153868

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>>28153960
Do that, it's a wonderful romp.

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>>28154014
Rachnee's cosplay was better in manga, but the snek was nice too.

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>>28154056

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>>28154519
God this spider is pretty

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>>28147124
>sharing a scarf with a Yeti

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https://files.catbox.moe/5p9pwg.png
https://files.catbox.moe/vw8scl.png
It should be a crime it took me this long to commission hobgoblin wife paizuri, extremely happy with how this turned out.

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>>28155242
>hobgoblin wife paizuri
God bless you.
We need more pics of girls doing paizuri.

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>>28154909
>Sharing a kiss with a yeti

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>>28155522
>sharing
Comrade...

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>>28155306
Agreed.
I really love paizuri so I'll end up commissioning some more for my wives eventually.

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>>28155542
What's the matter?
She gets to lick the inside of your mouth, and you get to lick the inside of hers. Sharing and swapping spit is a deep show of affection!

Now kiss the yeti!

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>>28155624
>pull a Yeti's muffler under her mouth
>bring her into a deep kiss
>her heart rate goes up, she starts breathing deep
>you can see her warm breath in the cold winter air with each "haa, haa"
>she pulls you into a deep hug and rolls you over into the snow
>her paws rub you up and down as she shifts and turns in her bear hug
>she wraps her muffler around you and her so you can't escape
>"We're all alone up here husband, this scarf means we're married"

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>>28149544
>>28149611
He's still active on Twitter, no idea if he still comes to these threads.

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>>28156046
>Marriage Muffler
The Yeti are getting sneakier every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Hire a succ maid

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>>28158710
>"Master I thinks its necessary as your maid to let me wash every part of you in the shower"

[Anonymous No.]

How does Mamono fare in the far future?

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>>28159567
Lots more automaton hybrids

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>>28159567
>offtopic image

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>>28159567
>>28159633
This echidna seems to be doing well

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>>28159567
Judging by the image, innate superiority of human physiology and society allowed humans to conquer and drive all non-humans to extinction, and unmatched human adaptability, determination and intellect now drive humanity forward to the stars, to claim everything they can reach, because such is the primal urge and directive of humans as species which by itself is yet another proof of human superiority over every other sentient race, and nothing can stop humans from reaching their goals as history shows humans are too smart, hardy, creative and strong-willed for that, as logic dictates humans as naturally superior beings shouldn't concern themselves with well-being of anyone else, because if those non-humans were strong enough to be worthy of human attention they would force humans to pay said attention, which is of course impossible because as established inherent human qualities of determination, creativity, bravery and honesty prevent anything from standing in humanity's way, in other words who cares about monstergirls
humanity fuck yeah

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[Anonymous No.]

>worried about monsters I don't want forcing Stockholm Syndrome on me and clarifying if it's impossible
>thread devolves into anger thinking I'm a /monster/ troll
I'll just leave then...

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>>28149458
I would not consider myself a Wight waifufag so much as I have an extremely autistic take on what my ideal Wight would look like.

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>>28162231
You're back so soon? At least wait a day before baiting again, you ADHD-ridden fuck. This time you aren't even posting thread-related images.

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>>28125724
>big booty Pharaoh
I want to be her tongue slave

[Anonymous No.]

Wife and daughter commission.

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>>28159567
Mamono-human star empire rules the stars
Majority human population with a minority mamono ruling class.

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>>28153492
>you ward them off by throwing jars of piss at them
Do you play as the Sniper?

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>>28159836
Lower half too big, although they probably have an interesting background daughteru unit design process going on at all times.

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>>28162423
I wanna be her concubine.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that loving gentle dom, male or female, is the best way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28162423
>No pharaoh with wonderland leaking into it a little bit.

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>>28163507
Tongue-slave, concubine, prince-consort are all the same thing really.

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>>28162493
I always wondered how waifu fags consider their daughterus.
Like, do you see them as super innocent or full on sabbath levels of lewd?
And how do your wives react when you end up having a VERY close relationship to them? Do they just accept it or do they get jealous since they no longer have you all to their own?

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>>28163892
Does this answer your question Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28162493
>>28163892
Oh, and since I somehow forgot to actually say it. The pic is really nice and cute.

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>>28164053
Pretty sure it does.

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So how long can I be expected to remain unmolested if I just walk into a harpy nest with a sign saying "I'm a slut for feather hugs"?

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>>28159633
https://imgbox.com/UMUT2yGe
I can live with that

[Anonymous No.]

Incredibly spooky jiangshi.

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>>28163892
I would say innocent because I'm not daughter fucked and I don't like lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>28163693
All that really matters is how hard you and the Pharaoh fuck.

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>>28163892
I can imagine my future Lich daughteru would join my Bapho wife's sabbath at some point due to the magical advantages it brings. Most future daughterus would be varying degrees of pure and lewd too really, they're monster girls after all and I'd fully respect anything they wanted to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28165378
What's the seal on her leg for?
>>28166279
She's doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>28166576
Desert goddess riding you into the royal bed! Luckily the bed is blessed.

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>>28167446
The pharaoh woke up concern because she didn't see you in bed. Little did she know that you were firmly inbedded in the mattress below her.

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>>28166773
Adding onto this because I realized I worded it weirdly, I don't think I'd lewd them myself due to having a big harem already and adding more girls would be unfair on my wives. Like maybe it's entertaining as a non-canon "what if" scenario but in terms of making it actually a thing I don't think I could.
Absolutely respect both the pure guys and daughteru dickers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28163552
Gently dominating mischievous loli monstergirls and teaching them to be good girls with your cock is the best

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>>28163563
How would that work?

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>>28169997
Anything with wonderland sprinkled in means a big kaboose, anon

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>>28148213
>no big tiddy ghost gf to recreate the Ghostbusters blowjob scene with me
This life is cruel and unfair.

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>>28169426
That Pharaoh is gonna get strong daughterus. They would be ruling in our stead

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[Anonymous No.]

My wight wife keeps poking me for another daughter she can teach her evil overlord tendencies too, even though we already have one! I don't want to be drained again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28171316
Strong daughter's that will raid other kingdoms for their princes and men.

[Anonymous No.]

What if some male wants to know a monster girl before committing to a permanent relationship? or its just always marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28134892
Yes, except the drinking is under control and it takes well over two years to polish off a bottle of Monkey Shoulder now. No idea where you got the cat girl thing from. Try more times than not to just lurk in here rather than stirring the pot, much easier to enjoy the thread that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28171800
Do you know how many loads it takes to impregnate an undead high tier monstergirl? I don't want to know EVER AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28171316
If your wife wants daughters shouldn't you be poking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28172391
We had the miracle of having triples so we sent them out to form their own kingdoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28171316
Try resisting when your daughter asks you for a little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>Join the extremists and you can see this every day.

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>>28172459
Lucky you anon, you've got a wife who you can actually impregnate and still walk afterwards. >>28172614
HOW
>>28172654
I can't resist her cute little eyes, but luckily she doesn't seem to know how babies are made yet.

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>>28172674
But I can see that every day just by asking nicely.

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>>28172712
The fertility goddess blessed of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw speak like an old man cuz of grandpa
>exclaim 'well hotdog' after I find a twenty on the ground
>hear something, look around
>Seven (7) hellhounds around me, and they look big

I feel I have made a grave error

[Anonymous No.]

Cute monstergirl feet!

[Anonymous No.]

Well it took a bit longer than expected, but I finally finished the next section on Queen Diana.
History of Queen Diana: https://pastebin.com/dj7DPTVR
Current Queen Diana: https://pastebin.com/z11c72YP

I believe pic related is the envoy speaking to us. See you next time when we learn more about the aloof squid lady.

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>>28173215
Troll footjob!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28173346

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>>28173215
ayo hol up mane

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>>28173204
Someone's about to get their biscuit buttered.

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>>28172152
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>28173791
Kiki has to keep shogs away from mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>28170462
Damn, wonderlandless Dormouse would have to be really tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28173283
Thank you anon, this guide is wonderful.

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>>28172152
Glad to hear it. The confusion was because we have at least half a dozen drunko posters on the 4chan monstergirl threads. I'm moving towards drinking and lurking myself, mostly due to how easily people find flaking out in a tele-presence prioritizing society. Ain't like cooperative projects with manufacturing elements are aided by the situation. Have a green fairy, for special occasions only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28174309
> I'm moving towards drinking and lurking myself
Good, hopefully you will move on to killing yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>28174309
not him, but ive kinda wondered how that green stuff tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>28173835
But I'm too young to get married, especially to seven of those big, angry beasts

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[Anonymous No.]

I'd prefer a proper monster girl, but if I were to end up with a cu sith, I wouldn't resist it. I've love her with all my heart. Though I would continue to search for an actual monster girl as a second wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28173283
What a cute tour guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28172674
>you're afraid that I'll squeeze everything out of you?

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>>28173283
A lot of social commentary in this one, it's quite a bit to digest, and must have been a lot of work to translate. Appreciated as always Vulture.

On the other hand, it seems Asura Mythra has a awe-inspiring amount of strength. Makes one wonder how she compares to the other great powers in the MGE. The description of her dragging down the Queen Diana does seem to confirm that kraken use some kind of size-shifting magic when they sink ships, rather than just stretching their tentacles (since the tentacles are referred to as gigantic rather than just long). Would really like more details on this though, like if the kraken's whole body changes size or just the tentacles (which honestly would look a bit strange if its just the tentacles).

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>>28159567
In the grimdark future of the universe there are no tomboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>28176725
How horrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>28159567
politically conservative monster leaders take over the planet and make monsters scary like in the days of the previous demon lord and have all the monsters rape men just like the succubi are doing instead of goofing around

[Anonymous No.]

>>28176671
No, I'm afraid of needles

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>>28174347
That ain't bollocks. Anyway, you'd unironically do it first, it comes with being a miserable spiteful bastard. Will you be making nice with the dragon, or am I gonna have to lay into someone like last thread, man?

>>28174632
Strong notes of licorice in all cases that count, as is natural. The degrees of psycho-activity, sweetness, numbness, and bitterness depend on the recipe and proportion of wormwood etc. Made my own once upon a time. Pernod's recipe was the best post-distillation. Twas a dizzying drink at normal levels of consumption, with strong salvation and gastric stimulation -- of the pleasant sort, not the purgative kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28158710
Directions unclear, now have an Alice maid and her Cheshire mentor who hired herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28177158
Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Self-serve ads are available again!
should we get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28177275
What are those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28177058
Would she rape you for mistaking her for a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>28177372
ads?

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>>28174632
It tastes a bit like black licorice since it has the anise flavoring. It's a rather dangerous liquor compared to most because while she's smooth to go down when she hits you she hits hard.

>>28174309
Mostly lurk now because it avoids conflict. Mostly don't drink now because it burns like fire and I can feel death grow stronger inside me.

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>>28177275
What the fuck for?

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>>28177530
Licorice since I've mostly stopped drinking

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>>28177530
puppi cunni?

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>>28162231
I don't worry about that so much anymore, as:
>The monsters that I don't at least somewhat like, I distinctly dislike, thus by setting rules they wouldn't even be interested in me
>I enjoy the idea of a harem, so even if a monster that isn't one of my favorites gets to me first, it's not hopeless to find one of them
>Don't remember if it's canon or someone's headcanon, but I remember something along the lines of "the more you'd be into a monster, the more she'll be drawn over to you"
>The "if you could grow to like it" seems more to me like it's talking about repressed fetishes and things you're neutral on, not about making you like things you dislike

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>>28162231
>>worried about monsters I don't want forcing Stockholm Syndrome on me and clarifying if it's impossible
I feel that thats secretly your fetish

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>>28177244
>authentication failed
Go ahead and get froggy. You ain't the sort who'll get the nice treatment. Still stinging from earlier, when you were put in your place, man? Don't ask for it again if you don't want it. If you want it, get the fuck off of this chan. That ain't what this place is for. Simple as. Once again, fuck off, man. Last {you} from me, so ya better slurp on it long and hard.

>>28177496
Pretty limited degree of conflict, since it is one specific anon (not the /monster/fag) and he does it out of habit more than anything else afaict. Cheers to things getting better, senpai, goodwill don't count for much but it's there.

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>>28177275
They usually bring bad attention.

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>>28177739
Please kill yourself.

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>>28175769
semen demon

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>>28176186
>I want that

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>>28177244
>>28178104
Calm down Wisp-san.

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>>28172674
Do I get an old demon to worship?

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>>28172674
Do the extremists have cunny?

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>>28178658
There is an extremist Sabbath.

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>>28178407
[disappointed succ noises]

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>>28178658
That's Kuro's Sabbath.
So yes.

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>>28177731
>Guyys I just can't help but obsess over it every second, of every day!
>What is she just picks me up in her unfathomably powerful arms, slim feminine and delicate, yet able to rip a door of it's hinges!
>What if she just takes me, every one too scared to do anything about it, and runs off with me
>What if I find myself all alone in a basement somewhere or heavens forbid, in anotherworld entirely!
>All alone, in a foreign land I'd have to rely on her entriely to keep myself alive!
>What horrible irony!
>What if, after a few years of this, I actually start to love her?!
>Ahhh, it's too horrible bros, too scary, I can't help but think about it every night!

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>>28178658
Yes.

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>>28172674
Sclera not black enough

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Is there a waifufag with a headcanon daughter that doesn't fuck it?

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>>28178943
Lichfag isn't a daughteru dicker.

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>>28178943
maybe lichfag.

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>>28179009
>>28179043
I mean, you'd hope, but the record seems to be...

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>>28178943
>it
How rude.

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>>28179009
>>28179043
New ones fall every day.

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>>28179142
I can't speak for the hypothetical private stash, of course.

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In the Running of the Minotaurs, the longer you make the chase, the hornier they get, and the more passionate and sweaty the ensuing rape will be.

Pro-tips: Oil yourself up so you're slick, and wear rip-off/tearing clothes so that if she grabs you by the shirt or pants, she just rips off the clothes and doesn't catch you

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>>28179134
>1 dick
>7 holes to satisfy
You never think you've gotten ahead of yourself?

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>>28178658
>>28178765
>>28178796
Kuro's Sabbath looks like more than enough reason to join the extremists.

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>>28178943
Hey dont refer to my daughter as an it!

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>>28179331
>7
How are you counting anon?

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>>28179452
Lamia only have two

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>>28179371
I'm gonna breed that goat

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>>28179371
Whose goat is this?

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>>28179371
>This goat
Pfft. Am I missing something here? I know people like to draw "lolis" that are all woman from the middle down, but if you draw an ""oppai loli"" that way too, all you've done is create a short stack.

That there is a sexually mature post-pubescent goat woman who just happens to be short. Was that the artist's intention?

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>>28178943
If I were a waifufag, I wouldn't fall for that. I can't stand intergenerational incest.

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>>28178943
As amused as I am of forbidden heresies I wouldn't dick my daughter, no.

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>>28179390
Also i should clarify that i am not going to dick my daughter.

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Conceptualize the fragrance.

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>>28179932
If you won't, I might.

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>>28179932
Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.

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>>28179932
Wait, really? I'd assumed you posting those thick thighs and not saying that you wouldn't was an implicit yes.

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You all talk a big game but I bet all of you would cave instantly when your excited waifu is presenting your equally as excited daughteru's perfect drippy little cunny to you.

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>>28179932
Why else would you have asked her to be drawn this way, is that the lower body of a little girl? Don't lie to me anon.

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>>28180012
I want a family tree, not a family tumbleweed.

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Stroke your waifu's hair, burrow your face in it, inhale it's scent.

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>>28179968
>>28179977
>>28179996
>>28180012
No my daughter is going to grow into a strongcapable slime carrier!

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>>28180012
I just head canon ignore the all monsters want children shit and just imagine me and my wives without children.

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>>28180012
No, by then my daughteru would have a lover from school.

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>>28179996
Vada indeed is a dangerous artist. At least if you're trying not to fuck something.

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>>28180059
Its vadas style for beeg hips. Plus she got them from her mother. Its not related to lewd in anyway.

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>>28180012
No, I'd.be confused and concerned.

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>>28179714
I'm guessing it's a hot chick for nonlolifags, but that it is a heretical extra super fetish for Sabbathfags.That's how it works, right?

>>28180012
I haven't yet, some people really don't think like that.

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>>28180072
Yeah, I wouldn't either. I don't even really have to imagine any contrived scenario that prevents it from happening, It's just not a thing in my head canon.

>>28180149
>Its not related to lewd in anyway.
You cut that picture off from the waist up, buddy, and you wouldn't know your own daughteru from a hypersexualised shortstack.

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>>28179390
Someone should be a bro and drop Vada's discord group link

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>>28180012
My waifu is greedy and selfish, that'd never happen. Greed is good.
Besides, the little terrors would be busy raping other hapless men.

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>>28138175
Don't scare me like that, Anon.

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>>28180312
>Some one else commissions art of your wife
Is that NTR?

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>>28180270
As a man with a waifu with faint yan tendencies, I approve this post.

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>>28180417
It depends on the context, all the waifufags seem to have been getting commissions of their waifus with other waifus.

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>>28180012
In our relationship I don't even get to fuck the waifu for a start, duderino.

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>>28180417
>getting art of your wife for free
Sounds good to me

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>>28180464
I think it would depend on if the waifufag consented to it. Like if some one gets you a surprise fiship image of your wife most waifufags wouldnt get mad.

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>>28178943
Me

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>>28178943
Plenty. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that waifufags who don't fuck their daughterus are the majority. Myself not included, of course.

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>>28180464
To be fair, they're usually doing sexy things with each other though.

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>>28180417
>Commissions art of just the wife, SFW
Not really, just strange.

>Commissions art of just the wife, NSFW
May or may not be seen that way.

>Commissions art of the wife with her husband
A sweet gift.

>Commissions art of the wife with himself
NTR.

>Commissions art of the wife with another girl (not his wife)
Only NTR if hardcore monogamy.

>Commissions art of the wife with his wife
NTR

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>>28180312
Relax, it'd just be a design commission if anything. Nothing nsfw, swear on my wife's zombie picture album. It's just a good idea!

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>>28180417
I wouldn't mind it and don't see it as NTR. I see it the same way as someone doing a request or gift art and I'd never complain about a freebie.

Worst case scenario someone commissions a scenario I don't like and I can ignore it but it would take a lot for something to get that reaction. I love my wives but I've been on 4chan too long to be offended by art.

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>>28180618
I dont think those really count as ntr though. Hell the only really risque image was the breastfeeding one.

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>>28180227
Thats just vada's style if i get art of her from another artist her hips probably wont be nearly as pronounced.

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>>28180918
Yeah, or her thighs so thick, or her dress so short. It's okay pslimefag, I believe you. Heh.

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>>28181086
Who could be behind this post

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>>28181143
A reasonable man.

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>>28181143
Fuck, why is Momonika so hot?

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Tease Dullahans by playing monkey in the middle with her head.

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>>28180918
>Slimes that have infested a human woman thoroughly train their hosts using pleasure so that they can obtain plenty of sperm.
>This is his daughteru's species
Mhm, no lewd at all.

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>>28181086
By hips i include thighs as well. As for her dress length its mostly to allow slime to reach under it without needing to stretch so far down. Same reason my wife has the slits on her nun outfit.

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>well hello there cutie

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>>28181191
That's how you end up chained up in her basement for a week and getting raped every day.

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>>28181204
You know plsime inhabits the vagene, right anon? It lives in your little girl's sex holes.

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>>28181193
She merged with her slime in the womb thus never had to go through that phase.

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>>28181221
No cuties here, just me.

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>>28181268
Yes and?

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>>28180644
>It's a good idea

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>>28181204
>As for her dress length its mostly to allow slime to reach under it without needing to stretch so far down.
Do you have any other hobbies? Have you considered taking a break from the threads? I think you might need one, if you see no issue with >>28181193
>>28181268

They kinda summarised it better than I'm willing to. I want paladin posting back, at least until ironic purity posting gets big enough to become non ironic and it shifts the lewderton window back a little bit.

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>>28181221
I'd look around to see who she was talking to.

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>>28181277
What flavor is her slime? Have you ever caught her masturbating with it? How can you tell it apart from your wife's slime?

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>>28181221
Hello mam, sorry but I've got a DND campaign to run, lots of math.

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>>28181324
I do not like this image. Its simp-creating aura mocks me.

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>>28181242
I knew that faggot cat was up to no good when she ask me to help her.

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>>28181390
That's just because that image was made by western hands.

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>>28181388
>Welcome to my magical realm

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>>28181326
>I want paladin posting back
Yeah and futashit too, I bet. Ironically, of course.
Fuck off, nigger.

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>>28181437
Frankly, I liked her up until her big reveal of what she's actually like.

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>>28181452
>angry bapho noises
Day of the oppai soon
>>28181474
Didn't she peg the mc or some gay shit? I just heard that netflic adaption was a clusterfuck

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>>28181508
>netflic adaption
of what

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>>28181339
>>28181288
Low self esteem make you an even better target for demon girls

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>>28181508
Can't even recall if she did, but she basically broke the man's soul with her betrayal. I'm all about loving bdsm or what have you, but she crushed that dude's heart like a tic tac.

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>>28181221
>Can you point me in the direction of your oldest and single sister please.

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>>28181347
Probably tastes something like her mums. I havent but i imagine both my wifes have caught her once. Neither of them can be to far from their slimes. If they are together though usually her slime is warmer than my wifes.

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>>28181526
Castlevania, that's what the image is of.

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>>28181221
Oh, hey. Can you point me to the nearest Sabbath? Or, failing that, help me summon an Arch Imp?

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>>28181555
>her slime is warmer than my wifes.
I'm wondering if this is because of why I think it is, can you elaborate?

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>>28181555
So if you were near both of them at once, the only way you'd even have a chance at making sure it was your wife's slime and not your daughter's is a little extra warmth? Why is it warmer?

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>>28181528
But isn't mari known as the whore lilim so I would still have low self esteem after she leaves.

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>>28181508
Long story short, Lenore turns Hector into a pet play loving simp using the power of her vagina and then betrays him by binding him to a Castilian lesbian with her Moorish sister and Carmilla, the shota fucking, virgin blood drinking vampiress he'd simped for before in Season 2.

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>>28181555
You're going to become a dicker one day, you mark my words.

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>>28181568
In monster lands, Imp summons you.

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>>28179968
you're too fat for her.

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>>28181563
Lel I don't remember this character at all
tried to watch the second one but at this point it kinda turned into an edgy incoherent mess that only sometimes remembered that it's supposed to be Castlevania
honestly looked more like Berserk minus the good artstyle and any semblance of talent

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>>28181669
At least the daughteru dickers are pretty open about it, this fence riding and jumping through hoops is kinda funny.

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any canon incest within the official stuff?

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>>28181651
Yeah, this is why the only good westshit comes from weebs. But I bet critics think its "deep" "thoughtful" and "complex"

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>>28181700
>6'0", 120 lbs
>too fat
What does she want, a literal skeleton?

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>>28181186
>why is Momonika so hot?
Actually young baphomet pussy

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>>28181651
Why is this even a thing and what does it have to do with Castlevania at all

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>>28181745
I dunno, I feel for the dude. His daughter's core premise is "stuffed with slime 24/7" I don't know if he really anticipated where that would eventually lead him.

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>>28181528
I wonder how a demon/lilim would react to a man that has super low self esteem.

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>>28181143
Reminder that she is streaming herself getting railed by her onii-chan to her friends

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>>28181442
Would be awkward to have a lilim show up and basically demand to watch your dnd session.
>GM, why aren't they fucking yet?

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>>28181821
Fair enough, just gotta wait and see.

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>>28181756
Baphomet Complex is technically non-canon, though official, and ends up with the girl fucking her older brother.

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>Anon sneaks onto a monster girl farm at night
>Is wearing a bright red shirt
>Heads straight for the barn hoping to land some holst pussy
>Slips in and closes the door behind him
>Turns on light to see he's surrounded by bovine girls
>But to his horror, there's not a holst in sight
>He's surrounded by minos that are all hot and bothered

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>>28181695
This is acceptable.

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>>28181855
>Lilim Lewdstapo
>Steps in on every hobby to make sure there's enough lewd involved and if it's fundamentally unlewdable she just throws wet succubi at your hobby group until it's destroyed.
Horrible.

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>>28181609
>>28181620
Its kinda weird. The biggest reason is unlike my wife, daughter slime is much less capable of regulating its temperature. Due to living in warmer climate she cant keep it as cold as the mother slime. Also yes this does mean in winter she its the oppisite where it will be cold while my wifes is warm.
Interested your theories though.

>>28181669
Nah.

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>>28181822
>Do not worry darling, I shall have enough confidence for the both of us.

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>>28181930
I just wanted to turbocharge my miata in peace but nooo stupid demon whores need to send gremlins to my house to fuck me while they do it instead

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I feel like I'm spamming the thread with these, but it's been a seriously good day. New wight stuff. https://twitter.com/greenopi1/status/1320080060473249792

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>>28181981
>Interested your theories though.
No that's literally what I thought. Polar bears are huge and and seals are fat as shit, because the outside is colder and the colder outside helps regulate and retain the heat to the much more important core. That your daughter's slime has less surface area means it should be warmer because there's less slime on the outside helping insulate it and keep the core temperature stable.

I was just surprised because that's more thought than I'd given you credit for. Shame on me, I suppose.

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>>28181986
Now I can't stop thinking about a demon going "Believe in the me that believes in you!"

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>>28182050
>At this point I feel like I'm spamming the thread with these
Oh no! We're getting spammed with new and good content, how will we ever survive?
Jokes aside, great stuff.

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>>28181930
Jokes on her, 90% of the gaming group is married and mini building isn't lewd!

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>>28181817
It's because Warren Ellis or whatever the fuck his name is happens to be a fucking hack writer who's trying to make Hector "fall to the lowest he's ever been" before Curse of Darkness.

Nevermind the fact they had Alucard getting fucked in the ass by some Japanese guy in 14th century Wallachia fluent in Romanian ( somehow ) while Alucard was fucking his sister who was riding his ivory stake like a woman possessed.

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>>28181986
And that's why they are such fantastic girls!

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>>28181981
I figured it had to do with metabolism. She's younger, her body is working faster, and as the slime replaces part of her body and some of her bodily fluids, it's getting circulated faster, heating it.

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>>28182059
Well thank you anon. I really enjoy thinking on how my wives slimes work due to their unique properties. Like my pshog wife is able to control her slime temperature even more because of how shog slime works.

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>>28182183
>she makes the minis lewd and/or animates them to fuck every round they win
come on anon you have to think harder than that to best her, it's literally her job.

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>>28181930
Is she gonna make me play a campaign where the group is filled with horny succubi?
What's she gonna do when I play a female character just to mess with them?

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>>28163693
How would a Pharaoh react to being told
>If I'm the king that means I outrank you, right?

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>>28182050
Looking good.

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>>28182222
>shog slime works
Well that's unnecessary, because shog slime "Just Works"™.

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>>28182050
Hell yeah

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>>28181930
So what? She's going to want to play strip Yugioh?

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>>28182222
Shogs likely generate heat when they're making items anyway.

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>>28181930
How would video games be affected? Would they try and fuck me while I'm playing or change the games themselves?

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>>28182248
>What's she gonna do when I play a female character just to mess with them?
They're all going to play males, one will be "An" Another will be "On" one more will be "Ym" and the last will be "Ous" and they'll go into graphic detail on what they want their charcter (you) to do with the female and you'll never get anywhere because she'll be too busy getting railed while they openly masturbate describing the actions.

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>>28182189
>trying to make Hector "fall to the lowest he's ever been" before Curse of Darkness.
Holy shit I wish I could be as delusional and self-absorbed as the man who thinks Curse of Darkness or Hector need that kind of backstory.
>Nevermind the fact they had Alucard getting fucked in the ass by some Japanese guy in 14th century Wallachia fluent in Romanian ( somehow ) while Alucard was fucking his sister who was riding his ivory stake like a woman possessed.
Okay this is getting out of hand.

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>>28182219
Thats not a bad theory. Still i think that could be quite problematic for her during the winter and her body heat cant keep up. I will be honest that my theory for why isnt solidified though.

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>>28182320
She starts with the game itself to ensure adequate lewdness.

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>>28182289
So this is what goes on in "Dark" Desert Kingdoms.

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>>28182266
>Very well, then sit on the throne oh king...
>And I shall sit upon your comfortable lap
>Why my king whatever is the matter? Is my big queenly ass making you uncomfortable?

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>>28182355
Not to get too /pol/ but you should know by now you're not allowed to have anything nice.

The luckiest fucker is the dude with a childhood toy/game/thing no one's ever heard of and if he's smart he'll never tell a soul.

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>>28182288
Probably the most likely reason.

>>28182318
Yeah but they also wouldnt be affected by enviroment leading to inner stagnat slime being much colder.

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>>28182415
The dream

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>>28182230
Not for legal use in the game Anon!
She'd have to do something weird like buy the whole company to do things like that.

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>>28182570
If only I had a Lilim Yes meme.

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>>28182378
Maybe her blood is replaced with slime, and so she may be similar to a cold-blooded animal in regards to body hear?

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>>28182448
Every franchise has it's fair share of weird installments or shitty adaptations, but Netflix Castlevania isn't just a bad cashgrab adaptation it feels more like a deliberate distortion of an established setting to tell a cringy, very cringy story no one would care about if it wasn't for the name on the logo.
Anyway, fuck it let's talk moths. I really, really like the autumn one.

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>>28182266
>King-consort does not outrank the queen regnant, silly.

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>>28182415
This sounds nice, but with a loli Pharaoh and replacing "big queenly ass" with "cute little princess ass".

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>>28182350
I have honestly no idea why, but for some reason having 5 succubi openly masturbate while working themselves up to fuck me sounds way hotter than just having sex with 5 succubi.
Though this would probably only last until they pin me down and fuck me.
I have a huge weakness for over lewd succubi.

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>>28182498
Pharaoh's are wonderful.

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>>28181756
You mean specific named characters? No. Plenty of examples are mentioned in a more general way though, plus a little scene in World Guide 3 between a unnamed witch and her father.

Incest is noted in the settings to be rare in most types of monster girls, but socially acceptable regardless.

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>>28182643
>with a loli Pharaoh
I read it as 'an oil Pharaoh' and was very confused for a second

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>>28182628
>Netflix Castlevania isn't just a bad cashgrab adaptation it feels more like a deliberate distortion of an established setting to tell a cringy, very cringy story
Now you're noticing. Good thing you veered away there to talk moths.

I hate the summer, but the idea of some 50 degree celsius goddess making me delirious on a field of baked dust and withered plants under a scorching sun is strangely arousing.

I relate it to Witcher's noonwraiths.

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>>28182677
>One of them isn't even listening or paying attention anymore
>She's just hunched over, and moaning with her fingers audibly jammed in her pussy as she licks and fellates the male figure she's obviously projected you onto as she stares directly into your eyes.

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Remember to send to your pharaoh daughters away to steal princes and men for the kingdom.

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>>28182693
>oil Pharaoh
Wouldn't that basically be the head Khepri in a harem-swarm?

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>objects to something you said
>pin her down and start rubbing her nipples through the rubber
>figures out that misbehaving will get her physically punished
>starts being a naughty little girl to get your attention
>gets conditioned to heart pupil the moment you start scolding her
>keikaku doori
Truly a fearsome monster

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>>28182637
The pharaoh definitely out ranks her husband in the bedroom.

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>>28182724
>I relate it to Witcher's noonwraiths.
That's a weird train of thought, but I can see where you're coming from.
On other hand autumn one for some reason reminds me of Moomins and their weird but comfy atmosphere.

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>>28182831
Could you please not use my waifu for your greentexts.

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>>28182915
Denied.

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>>28182693
>Pharaoh decides to give the king a surprise
>Puts oil on herself before sitting on his lap
>Slips off
>In front of the entire court
>Any laughter is silenced by her glare as she gets up
>Wisely the king refrained but its obvious he was trying to hold his laughter in as well
>From the look the Pharoah gives him he knows he's going to suffer for it later anyways
>They figure out she can sit sideways and she forgives him slightly when he keeps a hand on her waist to prevent any more accidents

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>>28182595
Perhaps. It would also go with the idea that normal pslimes dont have this problem as they already now how to control their body temperatures due to time spent hostless.

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>>28178943
I was torn about it for the longest time but I decided not to dick my daughters. My wife would have no problem with it, in fact she's disappointed I'm not dicking them but I just don't want to be with any woman other than her. Harems just aren't my thing.

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>>28182885
>That's a weird train of thought
I relate a lot of things to the undead, they're amazing.

I think I can see it, looking up some pictures, you think it might have something to do with the faint bluish filter to the colour palate? Man I wish I wasn't so fucking upside down. Imagine being able to actually experience an autumn halloween. Although there is something heretically nice about cool spring nights and pumpkin spooks.

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>>28183032
>she's disappointed I'm not dicking them
Why doesn't your wife want you to herself?

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Why dick a daughteru when you could dick an imouto?

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>>28183128
Because a daughteru is perfection, an imoutou is just really nice.

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>>28183076
Some girls just have no self-respect.
Truly unfortunate souls.

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>>28183076
Incest is a common thing in her culture for royalty and she's trying to increase our family's numbers to keep the blood from thinning out. She's very possessive of me but she'll make an exception to our daughters as it's for the good of the kingdom and she trusts my heart to never waver. She'll know if it does. The scales never lie.

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>>28182463
No man can beat the mud.

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>>28183192
Imouto is an ideal dynamic, though, and the Sabbath provides the best imoutos.
I see no appeal in daughteru-dicking.

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>>28182987
>Getting ready for bed
>Hoping the my wife won't punish me for today's accident in court
>Shes late so I just go to bed without her
>Wake up paralyzed with a painful hard on
>See wife holding Girtabilu venom
>Wife Leans down
>"You won't be walking straight for a week"

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>>28183043
>it might have something to do with the faint bluish filter to the colour palate?
Hm, probably.

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>>28183128
The sin makes it feel better.

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>>28183310
She's rich, find a gremlin to help artificially inseminate her. Your daughter can fuck her son and your fucked up family can have fun being weird without you having to dick the daughteru

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>>28182987
>Khepris decide to give the king a surprise
>Oil up one of them, before having her sit on his lap
>She slips off
>In front of the entire court
>Any laughter makes her blush, but the king, from behind her, see show much the humiliation is turning her on
>Wisely, the king has her stay bent over in front of him in shame, but it's obvious he's trying to hold his boner in
>From the look the Pharaoh gives her, she knows she's going to get it later anyways
>One of her sisters sits on his lap, and they use the slippery one with the humiliation fetish as an ottoman after shackling her to the floor

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>>28173283
>build invincible ship
>ready to set sail
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFY7i7pJAXg&ab_channel=HansZimmer-Topic
>why do we hear boss music?

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>>28183439
I don't see how. If I wanted the depravity of a loli, I'd just find another Sabbath girl to add to my harem.

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>>28183468
I'd rather give them to my younger brother. He needs someone to care for him and I know my daughters wouldn't hurt him.

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>>28182767
I would love to see which one of them snaps first and just end up pining me down while trying to tear off my pants.

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>>28183527
>Dark Undine and Dark Sylph team up to attack your ship
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jOPAGJq-M

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>>28181986
That's very comforting, actually.

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>>28182677
If that happened, one of them would use their succ-sense to let them all know they should be masturbating over me, and letting their juices drip on me, and squirting on me.

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>>28182643
That is ideal. Even better if despite what she called it, her butt is still pretty big and round for a kid. And come night after a good part of the day of that, you show her how much you outrank her in bed.

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>>28183634
>They were told they weren't allowed to rape you
>They never snap
>Even after the game ends and you ask them to go home.
>They just kinda get scarier and scarier in how nonresponsive they get, and how horny they get
>You might actually have to get a mop soon.
>You get jumped on and expect the worst, but they don't evenremove your shirt
>Just grind up against you and moan into your ears
Think of it as a lewd kind of game of chicken. You don't wana fuck them, they're not going to rape you, but they just get hornier and hornier, and you know that every second you hesitate the worse it's going to be for you, and sooner or later they're going to hit critical lewdness

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>>28183596
For someone obviously into the very good and depraved girls of the sabbath, that sounds quite prudish!

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>>28183819
I want this, but with an Alice, a Cheshire, a March Hare, a Witch, and a Familiar.

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>>28183819
>None of them snap
>They just keep going until anon snaps
All according to keikaku.
God I love succubi so much, no idea why there isn't more stuff of them.

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>>28183888
How's it prudish? It's just not my particular kind of depravity. I get that some people find it appealing, but I don't.

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>>28184002
More than fair, then! Which sabbath do you like the best?

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>>28173283
>>28183527
>Let every joyful voice be heard. For today we summon... Asura Mythra.

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>>28184069
>Asura
More like ASSura

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>>28184034
That's a tough question. In terms of ideals, and where I'd want to live, Runya by far is the best. In terms of what kind of lolis I like best, Momonika is definitely my favorite, and comes very close to Runya in the first regard. In terms of outfit design and extra kinks, Kuroferuru is absolutely the best, but Momonika and Runya are both really close there, as well. Overall, probably Momonika, but I'd feel bad missing out on Runya's comfy infosec and Kuroferuru's exhibitionism, dark insignias, and turbo-lewdness. In addition, my ideal Witch would have had cross-Sabbath study with Ropurotto's Sabbath for a little while, to learn theriomancy and gain some relevant dark insignia for amplifying its effects and activating its mindset.

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>>28183888
There are multiple Sabbath groups that place little to no focus whatsoever on depravity.

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Name a waifu and the obstacles between you and her.

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>>28183128
I don't have a little sister though

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>>28182915
I want to eat her latex clad ass though

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>>28184377
>Lich
>7000 zombies

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>>28181822
>"you will be designated as my mana recharger and you will obey my every command"

>"...ok..."

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>>28182679
This image made me think of a scenario
>Ancient Pharaoh in contention with a much younger Apophis
>Apophis falls in love with an adventurer that wandered into her domain
>The Apophis, now happily married has no desire to invade the Pharaoh and ceases aggressions
>Pharaoh now with nothing to do and no husband in sight attempts to bait the Apophis into action
>She fails repeatedly and gradually grows more aggressive in her attempts to start conflict
>As time passes the Pharaoh has grown to Saturday cartoon villain status in her outlandish attempts to undermine the Apophis
>She still doesn't have a husband

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>>28184312
That's a very detailed answer anon! Thanks for taking the effort, still on the fence about which sabbath to go for.
>>28184354
I'm sure! What are a few like that you enjoy?

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>>28183128
Girlfriend/lover with a big age gap > both of those

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>>28183947
i like foxbutt

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>>28183128
I'm only interested in incest if it's BR

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>>28184377
Elf Wight

Another reality, years of research, thousands of miles, a good few tonnes of elven constructed mausoleum, a lot of time dicking her.

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>>28184579
Thigh gap is more pertinent than age gap

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>>28184558
I've considered making an OC Sabbath, but I have a tendency to unconsciously distance myself from any idea I come up with or anything I attempt to create. I'm pretty sure I've even come up with multiple OC Sabbaths before, and just forgotten about them.

>>28184378
That's what adoption is for! Sabbaths are all about prospective onii-chans adopting themselves younger sisters.

>>28184683
Fair enough. That's not my thing, but you go make a wreath of your family tree.

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>>28182679
I like an intimidating Pharaoh.

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>>28182679
Is she on her way to steal a prince?

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>>28184558
Primarily Runya's and Shirokuto's. It's funny, I'm pretty sure that back when WGIII came out I kinda hated Shirokuto's smug ass, but now that Sabbath is one of my favorites.
My waifu, though not a member (she's adult and prefers that), would likely associate with them. Or maybe she'd see them as rivals and try to match them, it's kinda hard to tell with her.

Conversely, Ropu's sabbath kinda fell off for me since they're a bunch of MEREs.

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>>28184753
>That's what adoption is for!
But if you adopt, then she's your daughteru, not your sisteru

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>>28184377
>Akaname
>everything else in Zipangu

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Getting reverse summoned by a succubus/group of succubi is a excellent way to find a wife/wives.

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>>28184753
I can feel that, I'm never going to post any of my wight writings for about the same reason. I would love to hear about it if you ever decide to, tho!
>>28184916
Interesting! I'll go check those two out then. Thanks anon!

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>>28178457
Super cool

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>>28184962
That kind of scenario is the only way I envisage myself getting a harem. I'm too monogamy minded otherwise.
>Knocked out and kidnapped by a bunch of vampire cakes
>They're all starved, but if they collectively feed on your blood you're never going to make it, so in return for your life you have to pop a few potions and bang them all until they're sated, with little sips of blood here and there.

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>>28184377
>Familiar and Witch pair
>Finding my way to their Sabbath

>Cheshire and Alice pair
>You can't actively find Wonderland

>Bicorn
>The purityfags who want a Unicorn

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>>28184377
Wight, and whatever stands between me and the nearest graveyard. Not afraid to get one the hard way!

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>>28184730
The thigh gap is smaller than you might expect, with plump loli thighs balancing out the hips.

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>>28184946
With Sabbath dynamics, you can "adopt" a Sabbath girl as your daughter, imouto, onee-chan, or even as your mother (one of the magical girl transformations).

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>>28173283
I love how Mythra put the ship's whole population into a days/weeks long period of forced introspection.

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>>28185370
That's not the approach I've come to expect from monsters.

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>>28184916
>Shirokuto's smug
Became very arousing after the translations came out, and implied her sabbath is for tearing clothes off and manhandling.

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>>28185659
I wonder what my maid is hinting at?

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>>28185001
A couple vague Sabbath ideas I've had, beyond specific OC Baphs and Sabbaths:

>Smaller, more self-contained Sabbaths that only have one onii-chan each, and all the girls are his wives. Instead of recruiting other men to the Sabbath, they help Baphomets who want that kind of Sabbath meet onii-chans who agree.
>More "factional" Sabbaths; for example, a Chaos Sabbath with a focus on helping fully manifest a man's depraved desire for lolis through transformation, a Wonderland Sabbath that also acts as a "help center" for Alices, or a Fallen God Sabbath that aims to bait men into raping/molesting the lolis they plant into society.
>Unofficial "hybrid" Sabbaths without a formal Baph leader, run by groups of Witches who have studied under two or more different Sabbaths.

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>>28185516
I wonder if it was even intentional, since the bit where they are released makes it sound like she just forgot about them for a while.

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>>28185699

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>>28185718
You know

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>When your friends show up for game night and you suddenly have a MEGA MEAT kiki answer the door.

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>>28185659
>When your maid max out AGI

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>>28185889

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mock doujin cover commission
http://twitter.com/SparkleCandie/status/1320106737781723136

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>>28186170
THREE ugly bastards, you say?

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>>28186170
Always loved mock doujin covers. Cute wife gazer dude

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>>28184377
>Inari
Reality, thousands of km, other monsters in Zipangu, a language barrier, and most importantly my own personality.

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>>28186516
Just get a nice local fox and help her earn the extra tails on her own.

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>>28184377
>Genie and Khepri
Sweltering heat, massive expanses of desert, Pharaohs looking for vassals, Apophises looking for servants, traveling Tanuki caravans with aggressive security, desert Sylphs, lonely oasis Undines, and Giant Antlions.

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>>28185815
I especially like the hybrid sabbaths. Sounds like a fun way for two sabbaths to get together, on a yearly basis perhaps? Hybrid holidays!

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>>28186683
6 kids and no extra tails later you find out she was a coyote the whole time

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>>28186764
>Runya-Momo hybrid Sabbath
>Runya-originated girls who wanted to embrace their loli side a little more and have some more fun.
>Momonika-originated girls who are nerdy little bookworms.
>Onii-chans treated like mentors, tutors, and teachers
>Overall has "school" aesthetic, with Momonika-taught unconscious magic-fuelled recesses that defy reason, and cuddly learning sessions with harem classrooms or private tutors.
>'Exchange students' from other Sabbaths visit occasionally as well, as Runya Sabbath has many Rata, and so likely word would get to the right person if an onii-chan would appreciate another Sabbath's girl in his class

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>>28187090
Gotta watch out for those ones.

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>>28184782
My favourite kind. Need me an extremist Pharaoh.

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>>28177702
I don't want to "learn to love" things I'm not proud of like domestic abuse. I can't live with that.

>>28177731
Have you ever heard of what Yuri Bezmenov said about "demoralization"?

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>>28187377
Domestic abuse is foreplay for a redcap

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>>28186683
Even so, that won't remove the biggest obstacle: myself.

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would manticores make good mommies?

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>>28187558
sometimes

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>>28187098
the very definition of naughty schoolgirls!

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>>28182266
Pharaoh technically was a male title even when the ruler was openly a woman. In other words, no, you're not a king, your wife is the king.

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>>28187344
Make sure you remember all her titles Anon.

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>>28187344
>Extremist Pharaoh that took over your country ruthlessly rapes you into submission.
>Drags your naked and exhausted body out in front of all her new subjects to remind them what will happen to them (or what they should do in the case of the women)

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>>28187548
That just means you'll get an aggressive one.

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>>28187790
Is she gonna drag me into court after a marathon of sex?

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wightwightwightwightwightwightwightwight

https://pastebin.com/4FiEH06w

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>>28187804
>sexually/romantically aggressive 1 tail kitsune who's determined to earn more tails with my 'help'
Definitely one of my more ideal waifu archetypes.

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>>28188015
Cecille is such an ADORABLE wight!
I mean, more wight more wight more wight

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>>28187997
Nah, you can rest while she handles all the boring stuff.

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>>28187692
That's part of the appeal to me!

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>>28188076
It feels bad that such an adorable and cute wight isn't real.

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>>28188262
Pain. Just, pain.

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Today has just been an insanely good day for wight content.

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>>28188364
It was a wighty fine day indeed.

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>>28188467
Wight wanna think twice before challenging me to a wight pun-off!

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>>28188015
You've been a machine recently. Cecille is amazing.

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How far do you think you’d like to break Shirokuto’s smugness?

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The long tongued variant of kitsune are very, very dangerous, watch out! Once their impressive strength and speed gets you pinned down it's only a matter of getting you to open your mouth before she can shove it in and tongue fuck your throat and send you to heaven. Slathering that tongue all over your neck to coat it with her warm saliva, using her tails to make you sneeze out of arousal, even twisting your nipples or in extreme cases a predatory bite from those sharp teeth are just a few of the methods she can use to force you open for her to thoroughly fuck you up from the inside out. Take great precaution around zipangu and girls from it, they're nasty and definitely don't play fair.

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>>28188364
Feels like there's been a resurgence in Wight love recently.

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>>28188558
Personally, I don't think I could.

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>>28188513
I guess you're wight, I'm not in the state of mind for thinking up puns now, so I'm raising the wight flag.

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>>28188570
How is this supposed to dissuade me?

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>>28188558
I'd rather have Kuroferuru break my calm and my smug.

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>>28188619
Felt bad when a lot of weeks when by with only my commissions being the new additions to wight gallery.
>>28188652
You're wight about that! Nothing can beat my wight-y puns!

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>>28188015
Line 57, "possibility" did you mean pose-ability? Posability?

So what's your world, crumble? Modern? AU but with real world bleed over?

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>>28188824
Thank you for the correction. I let a lot of those slip through.

I wasn't really thinking much about the setting at frist. It bares similarities to real life with parodies of real world things, but it's a modern MGE setting where the internet and electricity has started to turn all of the dominant undead women into mecha fans.

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>>28188975
You know what the next step is right? You have such power and knowledge and experience centralized in the hands of benevolent dictator women. There's only one way this can end.

Actual mecha undead supremacy.

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>>28188619
There's slowly been a build up in Wightfags.
>daughteru dicker wightfag
>harem wightfag
>writefag wightfag
>guy being tsundere for his spectral legs wight

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>>28189039
I might do that as a gag chapter when I'm done.

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>>28189039
Not him, but I welcome our undead nerd mecha overlords. Also, do you have any kind of way to contact ya? Always eager to talk to wightfags.
>>28189071
To add to that list, there's a wightfag who has an MMD model for her and made more than a few fantastic ballroom dance solos of her, as well as one who's made a doll, lost that doll, then made another one. Then a loli wightfag.

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>>28189073
I mean I don't really know mecha, you seem to be fairly old school, and I'm new to reading your stuff, so don't let my words have undue weight, but if this doesn't go TTGL even as a gag I'm gonna be sad.

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>>28189143
>Also, do you have any kind of way to contact ya?
Did you mean me? I'm not the writefriend.

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>>28189143
I forgot about the MMD guy. He's a dedicated lad too.

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>>28189261
How did I fuck that up? Meant to reply to >>28188975

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>>28189187
I'm just a zoomer that hangs around on /m/ too much and is also a big slut for powerful monsters. The fake series in the story is inspired a lot by Macross since I have been watching the original for a while now.

I'm definitely doing a pharoah story next.

>>28189143
I'm not really a dedicated wight-fag like some of the other wight lovers here, although they're in my top tier. If you really want to talk to me for whatever reason send me a message on Pastebin and I can give you a steam name or whatever you prefer.

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>>28189324
T-that's fine, I didn't really want to talk about mountainous hunting lodges perched over haunted forests and noble japes anyway.

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>>28189609
Don't worry about it man, I think my twitter is in the fanart gallery hub waifufag list? So feel free.

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>>28189767
>She learns you already belong to her mother

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>>28189780
>social media
eew

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>>28189853
It's kinda one of the better platforms for finding commissionable artists.

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>>28177058
If she moved her left hand, would her dress completely fall off?

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>>28189071
>Tsundere for his spectral legs Wight
???

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>>28188132
I bet the bed is top tier, made from really rare material.
>sleeping soundly until you hear her sultry and slightly scary voice again

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Loli Demon in a miniskirt, thighhighs and a lacy red-black thong with an edgy batwings design similar to the profile Demon's outfit bottom
Fat blue loli ass and thighs practically offered on a silver platter for groping
Imagine

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Which MG would love my endless catalog of dad jokes?

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Post abandoned stories or writefags who vanished without a trace that you miss.
https://pastebin.com/Qf1tKpW5
Monstermasseur vanished way too soon, from what I remember he had plans for other girls too.

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>>28189071
The daughteru dicker gets so much art. Bless him.

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>>28190509
Christina hung on an XXXL dildo for three days and three nights to absolve your lusts, be respectful.

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>>28182320
It’s the same as right now, but instead of getting banned from PSN for saying Tiananmen Square 1989, you get suspended if it doesn’t detect a lewd moan during gameplay.

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>>28190432
>"I'm ready for round 2 slave"

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>>28188619
I mean, Wights have almost always occupied my top three monster girls, and while I do suppose on some level a "Wightfag", I do not believe my conduct in this community solicits the love of a lady so pure.

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>>28190432
A bed? Lowbrow, how about an entire room that is just one huge mattress. You step onto the bed as soon as you enter and can collapse and sleep wherever you like! And if you have a few wives it's perfect for group activities.

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>>28191266
I wouldn't say they're my favorite favorite but were I to encounter one I'd certainly lose.
They seem very persuasive.

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>>28191266
They're nice and all, but not even in my top 5 undead.

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>>28190786
I can't be nice to someone who isn't real.

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>>28191892
Bonet tipper lizard girls twitter account must be pretty fun to read through. For about 10 seconds before you just feel pity for them.

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Dork

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>>28191994
Do they complain about "chad/stacy" Dark Knight's and Wight knights?

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>>28191892
>Chief God said she'd get rid of sinners
>Demon Lord said she'd get rid of virginities
>I don't see any virginities around, do you?

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>>28192356
Checkmate.

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>>28192191
Lizards are bitter until they get all of their teeth knocked out by their future husband.

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>>28192477
Hey, I'll have you know I've broken her hymen more times than she could calculate.

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>>28188654
Well it should, I mean do you really want to be a monster's prey? Without proper precautions taken, wandering into their territory is the same as delivering your own naked body to their homes tired up and ball gagged

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If you can tolerate the smell, sandworms are the comfiest, sexiest, and most erotic of all monster girls

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>>28192313
What is the context of this image? Why is she spilling her drink in the middle of dinner? Why are there little rounded furry creatures around her?

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>>28192584
I mean i'd do that without the ballgag.

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>>28188570
>make you sneeze out of arousal

I have never heard of an arousal-induced sneeze before.

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>>28192622
>comfiest
Not a Devil, Arch Imp, or Familiar

>sexiest
Not a Cheshire, Familiar, or Witch

>most erotic
Not a Familiar, Bicorn, or Alice.

Good try, though.

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>>28181756
>even if you see it alot in shoujo manga
really?

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>>28192579
And yet it keeps coming back. Truly the demon lord is worthless, eh? And what of the unicorns? Is she out to make her own subjects cry? The chief God is going to get to sinners a-any day now too, haha.

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>>28192584

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>>28192794
You're objectively wrong. Cheshires are quite sexy, and bicorns are very erotic, but neither come close to competing with sandworms. And none of those you listed as comfy are even remotely comfy compared to sandworms.

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>>28192794
>being this chronically taste deprived
bruh

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>>28192784
wait, it's not common? I usually sneeze when I get aroused...

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>>28192872
I'm not entirely convinced there's more to life than railing familiars.

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>>28191374
It doesn't help that unabashedly next to Wights, my #1 Monster Girl for 26 years running has been Medusa.

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>>28192887
No.
No, it is not common.

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>>28192887
Anon what

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>>28192838
It keeps coming back because I'm the kind of pervert who likes corrupting a girl over and over again. The Demon Lord wants to satisfy everyone, after all. Same with the unicorns - some men want that pure monogamy, and some get off on mindbreaking a girl by cuckqueaning her. The Chief God's own angels already get the sinners, too. Get them off. The angels are cum-guzzling sluts, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28192925
What are you talking about? I have to wank in the shower because every time I get aroused, I get nose bleeds AND I sneeze. Place looks like a murder scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28192998
>The angels are cum-guzzling sluts, too.
Including the ones that haven't even been corrupted. As expected of Eros and the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28192865
Different tastes, I guess.

>>28192872
I'm guessing you like girls with breasts twice the size of your head.

>>28192948
Different anon, but it's a recorded phenomenon that occurs to some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193092
>I'm guessing you like girls with breasts twice the size of your head.
No, that would be ridiculous, it's all about proportions. I like girls with breasts where each one is the size of her head as a middle ground, a little more or less is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193076
That sounds tough, and would definitely inhibit actual sex. Are there treatments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193154
It was an exaggeration, but people who dislike lolis tend to like large breasts, and vice-versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193084
Eros best deity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193194
I don't dislike large breasts obviously, but I'm more an hourglass man, It's all about the overall shape. Some times small breasts can be aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193154
Absolutely patrician

>>28193194
>people who dislike lolis tend to like large breasts, and vice-versa
I enjoy both

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193283
I'm not saying it's universal, just a pattern I've noticed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193283
>__head
>boob boob
Now that's a holy trinity I can get behind

[Anonymous No.]

What sounds better to you? Buying a wife or a wife buying you

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193349
Don't you mean between or inside of? I bet "get inside your head" has a different meaning when MGs use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193415
The actual answer is neither, but if I had to choose I guess I'd rather buy a wife, if only because I hate the idea of being literally bought or sold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193534
>>28193415
come to think about what would mgs positions be on slavery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28192584
Sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193686
100% acceptable if it's consensual, also a valid punishment for prisoners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193686
"Slavery" is great but slavery leads to men's misery so it's bad. Seems pretty cut and dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193751
does slavery exist in order lands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193978
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194013
>mg emancipators

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194081
"Hello, human slaves, we have come to free you! You may now choose a wife or one will be chosen for you!"

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbating to and cuddling up to your body pillow thinking about monster girls is pure bliss. Helps me wind down and clear my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194147
And then one day you wake up and your pillow is a monster girl. Where the FUCK are my portals?!

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting colder

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194081
>Mg emancipates you (Your ass belongs to her now)

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193415
Being an exotic slave (that doesn't speak the local language) purchased by a Pharaoh, or Demon is a common fantasy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194188
That'd be nice, but it won't ever happen. Over six years wanking off to monster girls, multiple times a day every day, I've come to accept this fact. The fantasy alone is comforting enough to me. It's only when you have those intense dreams about monster girls that it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193978
Yes, a nereid in the World Guide 3 gaiden was a child slave that was saved from that life when Asura Mythra sank the slave ship she was on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194257
That sounds pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193686
Some monsters use the term "slave" quite a lot, but in practice its just another word for "husband" or "wife" to them and is more about emphasizing the connection, dependency, etc. than it is on literally owning someone.

Some monsters intentionally get captured by humans that sell monsters as slaves, for the simple reason that they like the idea of getting brought by a man who will "take care" of them. They use their charms to ensure a man they personally want is the one who buys them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194369
>They use their charms to ensure a man they personally want is the one who buys them.
Have to wonder how that works. Some eromancy, maybe? Haven't been through that spell list in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194426
The seduction/charm spell most likely. One of its effects is that monsters can manipulate observers to either attract attention or decrease it. It's one way they can move about without every man who sees them getting interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194369
>Some monsters intentionally get captured by humans that sell monsters as slaves, for the simple reason that they like the idea of getting brought by a man who will "take care" of them. They use their charms to ensure a man they personally want is the one who buys them.
I suspect those specific slavery operations are owned by 'nukis.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28191228
Something tells me that round 2 is gonna be much longer than round 1. She probably had a bad day at court

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a trophy husband that isn't supposed to be shown off? Because I want to be that for Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194646
A private squeeze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194646
Courtesan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194646
>>28194646
Bedroom slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194214
Top girls and pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194646
A consort, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194634
Rounds two depends on her mood but it away ends for dinner when she feeds you personally and back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28194634
Round 2 was certainty longer and now shes using me as a daki. Being a bedroom slave is a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28163892
My daughters are gonna get married to their own husbands after they move out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28163892
>Like, do you see them as super innocent or full on sabbath levels of lewd?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28196299
They only fall in love with you after getting their shit kick in.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28196191
An interesting adaption to counter Apophi.
I support this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28196512
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>28197208
I think they meant "adaptation" they're saying that lady looks a bit like a pharaoh that turned into a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28197845
Being snake doesn't make you immune to snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>28196452
Nuh-uh, if you promise to kick their shit in and work towards it you can get them, too. I imagine it's something like watching special ed tee ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28197939
Sure it does, just like how lava girls are immune to lava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198114
Being snake only makes you immune to the same kind of snake.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the one thing you never want to hear from your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198173
Imagine a graped Medusa

[Anonymous No.]

do hellhounds "hellhoundsplain" to a man often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198173
That's not all that ironclad either if the other snake is bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198292
I'll give you two because I'm an overachiever
>I fucked the neighbors
>I monsterized your mom (or sister)

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198292
>Despite 13% percent of the monstergirl population, succubus commit 56% of the rape that...

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to get your wife a spooky glow for Halloween.
Nothing like a living nightlight to spook things up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198396
>>I monsterized your mom (or sister)
Thatd hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198421
>Despite being <1% of the monster girl population, sandworms commit 65% of the vore

[Anonymous No.]

my demon cummed in my coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198516
No. I don't mind if they monsterize, but I don't want my waifu to be the one to monsterize them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198494
My wife is the ultimate spooky nightlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198596
that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198832
Ah yes, some good ol' HP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198632
what should i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198308
>Apophis wife
>harem of graped snake concubines
>and graped pharaoh concubine

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198832
Fuck horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198929
maintain eye contact and drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198631
>Don't know if the glow or creepy giggling would give her away first

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkv4QjPQzng

[Anonymous No.]

are we past the point of no return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199444
Always have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199378
I'm gonna eat unicorn ass that's for sure

[Anonymous No.]

It's Yeti season in Canada right now. I wish they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199134
if I give eye contact to her, she'll get really horny and think i prefer her cum in my coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199505
I hope hellhound babysitting pays well

[Anonymous No.]

>>311531567
Anon why are you so hostile, there's no need for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199633
It pays very well.
However, you really have to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199662
How the fuck did my girls frontline post end up in here. I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199125
I would, I guess. Every variety but the original seems to consist of good girls with cow tits. It's a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199125
Also fuck horse ass. And fist both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199562
Whitehorns are better winterland girls

[Anonymous No.]

HIGH-SPEED FUCKING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199977
>And fist both.
Indeed. It'd be criminal not to

>>28199963
>Every variety but the original seems to consist of good girls with cow tits
I think it's because she's portrayed as more athletic. I'm sure there are many vanilla centaurs with massive mammaries to plant your face in

[Anonymous No.]

>>28200001
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28200292
>she's portrayed as more athletic.
Eh, despite being the smallest profile centaur and certainly not worthy of comparison to a heifer that's not a bad chest. I was focused more specifically on the "good girl" bit for vanilla centaurs; reading the profile they always sounded too close to the drunken asshole nature of centaurs from actual myth in my mind. The other 'taurs don't have that problem and get to do some sweet magic to boot (excepting white horns, but rocking that coat so well should be considered a form of magic in itself).

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199567
you mean you don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28198494
How does one make slime glow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199260
Her fat butt stuck in my small window frame is a dead giveaway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28200791
it should be like a once-a-while thing. i don't want to give her the impression that I actually want to drink cum coffee everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>28200078
flaccid to orgasim in under three seconds, guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28200582
You can't ride a yeti through 2ft deep snow like you can a whitehorn.
>Boots stay dry
>Thick fur to keep your loins and ass warm
>Specially designed and fashionable fur coat with slits on both her sides
>Coat slits allow you to slip your hands into her coat and keep them warm underneath her boobs
>Can rest your head on her shoulders, keeping her ears warm as you whisper hot, lewd words to her
Just imagine the comfy ride home on her back from the store on a snowy evening. Old fashioned street lamps flickering away. Groceries stored on her bags saddled to her back. Occasionally switching between hand holding and breast groping. Everything around you is cold, but your world and your bodies are warm. Comfortably warm and your desires fiery hot, continuously building up as you head home where all that love and passion for each other is released

[Anonymous No.]

>>28192584
Is that a shipping service?
'cause I'd totally do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Raiju and an Alice interact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28201450
The raiju's just gonna molest and finger the alice's pussy until she squirts

[Anonymous No.]

>>28201120
Maybe not ride them, but they could princess carry you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28201120
You call two feet "snow?" I need a big ol' moose wife to sip Tim's and destroy snow banks with.

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will remind them of max leveling spooking.

Open at your own risk, you've been warned viewer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28192584
I would like to see a fox ball gagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28199662
>>28199774
>Mist Continent businesses making shipboy and gunboy gachas

[Anonymous No.]

>>28202511
We already have gunboy gacha. It's called Team Fortress 2.

[Anonymous No.]

Marriage foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28202808
Redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85226658

[Anonymous No.]

>>28202874
Not necessarily.
Some are marriED foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28201493
And then get confused when the Alice has no idea what she's doing afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28202808

[Anonymous No.]

>>28188570
As always, don't trust foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28203520
Are... her ears part of the hood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28202960
Very lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28202960
Scratchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28201120
I just noticed there’s a little bell hanging from under her cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>28204603
You're supposed to ring it if you want service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28204603
It rings when you grope her breasts like I explained

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck my wight wife's fat fucking ass good night

[Anonymous No.]

>>28196191
I love this fat snek

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if your daughter's friend has an unhealthy obsession with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRk_52uQfMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>28205453
Give her friend some good schlick material if she reciprocates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28205453
>>28205622
This, acting like a complete DILF in front of your daughter's friends is the only answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28205453
Make out with her cunny to wake her up in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28205678
"Hi, girls, thought you might be hungry so I brought up some strawberries and whipped cream. Mmm, that's good."
"DAD!"
"Silly me, I put the chocolate syrup down to open the door, let me just... Bend over and pick it up."

[Anonymous No.]

>>28205678
>>28205847
>"Dad, I can't have my friends come over anymore. I bring them to play with me, but they just end up spending the whole time in your room, and I'm left cleaning up the trail of clothes they leave. At least SOME of them were sensitive enough to wait until they were in there to drop their panties coughcoughVALERIEcoughcough."

[Anonymous No.]

God I just want a strong Lumberfox to carry me off to her log cabin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28206242
They're of practically mythical rarity though

[Anonymous No.]

>>28206132
"No, I made her keep those o--I mean I'm sorry, honey, I don't mean to keep you away from your friends. Maybe if you invite more over next time they can trade off. And please stop coughing like that, you know how worried everyone is about Cumona these days. Maybe we should just stop having sleepovers and I'll go back to sleeping with my window open..."

[Anonymous No.]

If I defeat a dragon in a children’s card game does she have to become my maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28206632
If I defeat a fairy in a children's card game, will she include me in her apotheosis plot as a fellow god-to-be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28206632
Those are the rules, yes. However if you lose she sends your pelvis to the shadow realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28206325
>Anon's daughteru stops inviting her friends over for sleepovers
>But the sleepovers keep happening anyways
>Sometimes her friends bring their sisters as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>28206814
That’s alright I got this perfect combo with time wizard and loli dragon that always wins me duels

[Anonymous No.]

Why do umi oshos love crocs so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28207308
>Comfy
>Can get wet
>Easily cleaned
>Cheap
The real question is who doesn’t love crocs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28207308
Man, just another reason to bully those turtles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28205453
Man, all those replies sound like incest with extra steps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28207438
All of those are valid reasons, but they are related to something not involved in wearing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28207653
The extra steps result in a plethora of cunny so it sounds like a good distance to travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28207734
What I mean is that it sounds like those guys all want to dick their daughteru, but don't want to admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28193731
Spider housewife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28178943
Pic related. I should get more art of her done.

>>28181822
Probably by doing increasingly cute and romantic things until he feels better. Like making him an entire pocket dimension or showing up to his D&D session in a cheerleader uniform. The rest of the players keep wondering why such a babe is hanging around their gamemaster, but they don't question it publicly. The last guy who did somehow kept rolling natural 1s until his character ate the big one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28208626
based

[Anonymous No.]

Daylight saving time is over. Now we settle in for the winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28208763
You're a week early anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28207308
>>28207438
>>28207519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPNhWtFoz88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFhlXkEwbm4

[Anonymous No.]

>>28208900
Nope, we did it last night.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshire Cat's fat lactating cat titties with veins and big areolas. Big enough to hide a man's erect cock between them from Jub Jub rapists that want to violate men non-stop after seeing their free-for-grabs penis

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best thing to br called by a monster (besides husband)

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
Papa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
You know what husband is in Dragon speak?
>Treasure
>Man
>Mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
Anything, I'm desperate

[Anonymous No.]

wisp fag here. bonemanjake did this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209305
Anon! I know you're a wispfag but suicide is not the answer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28208626
Who or what is your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209305
BLUE BOARD BLUE BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209305
>>28209395
Do Wisps corpse-camp Anons? That seems pretty unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209395
the cock cage is eternal. no one escapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209247
>Treasure
Why is this so appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209413
Ignitrix, Lord/Lady of Change from 40k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
>Honey
>Darling
>Sweetie
>Love
>Morsel

[Anonymous No.]

Which Sabbath would be the most cuddliest and fluffiest???

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209581
oh neat. I never knew about her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209534
Because in real life you are worthless, but to her quite the opposite!

[Anonymous No.]

What's something you can do to your waifu to make her go "Hauuuu~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209784
benis in vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209662
>morsel
Interesting, what monster do you see saying this?
>>28209718
As above what monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209784
Waffle House

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209832
Morsel sounds sandwormy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209832
>As above what monster?
Demon, Baph, Devil, Dark Priest, the more sadistic spiritual types that really want to scare you on your first time because it makes post-sex cuddling more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209883
>Blue
>Waffle house

[Anonymous No.]

Typical things and thought process of what is inside the mind of a Chuuni Dhampir:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scytYIenltc

[Anonymous No.]

>>28210069
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209832
>Interesting, what monster do you see saying this?
Any predatory monster that actually takes something from you, and it's a thing that defines them. So, a succubi, because even though all monsters take your cum, that's their thing. Demon and Wight for souls, Vampire for blood. Manticore gets an honourable mention for their maneater larp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28210148
>>28210069
That takes me back. What was the other one? Green eminems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
>bro

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The Neo Order in the Far Future

[Anonymous No.]

>>28210827
>>28211060
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211293
He's that faggot who kids wasting image capacity with random off topic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211519
Ah , ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211519
I'm waiting for him to get meta with his off topic spam
>Human boy thinking about the Order.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211715
>to get meta
>Human boy thinking about posting in thread about Human boy thinking about the Order.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211757
>Me IRL thinking about posting a human boy thinking about posting in thread about human boy thinking about the order.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211814
Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211814
>Kiki looking at me IRL thinking about posting a human boy thinking about posting in thread about human boy thinking about the order.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>28210827
Is this Shoggoth-chan and Nightgaunt-chan's great and powerful relative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211837
AAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>28211889
They don't call her The Cleaner for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28181822
I like this question enough to write about it. What limit? would be better: a regular lilim, a manticore lilim, a mershark lilim, or an alp lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28212510
How's it hanging daddy-o?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213057
What's the appeal of alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213155
Nothing makes you feel more like the alpha male than turning a beta into a woman and adding her to your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213210
Seems reasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28209134
Test subject

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213750
The fact is that I don't understand it

[Anonymous No.]

What is your best answer for defending MGE when someone criticizes it with:

>The natural ending is going to be extinction for the humans.

What's your answer?

[Anonymous No.]

Incubi are just human men with Sex Power™

[Anonymous No.]

>>28212510
I think regular lilims is good since you can get the added bonus of "why would this borderline demi-god would want me?"
Plus I have a huge soft spot for super kind but lewd lilims.
Alp lilim is also fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213210
Sounds gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214032
for >>28213927

If, for some reason, that's not enough, when all humans get upgraded to monster society who would bemoan the absence of vanilla humanity? The ones who moved on to a better life?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't wanna go to miss. succ classes anymore. All my succubi friends are giving me weird looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213927
By the prosperity monsters bring and hindered by their birthrates, the potential for explosive human population growth means that effectively humanity will never die. Not to mention incubi are just human+

[Anonymous No.]

brehs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213927
And that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28213927
Incubi are humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214433
Holy cope batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214071
On the contrary, it's the most straight thing you can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214475
Yeah kinda really cringe and bluepilled, my man

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214483
Sorry, the straightest thing you can do is suck your bros dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214502
cum inside your bro's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214522
Na thats gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214522
>When you're really pent up, haven't had a GF is several years and your bro roommate just alped

[Anonymous No.]

Has MGE stopped being shit yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214614
>I like my women like I like my men. Male

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214678
Most likely not. And that's why I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214690
It's only gay if the balls touch, and since she no longer has any balls it's never gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214811
>Let me make this clear babe, I only like you because I'm about to put my dick where your dick used to be

[Anonymous No.]

Does your daughter like fancy dresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214614
>your bro roommate just alped
Yeah for no reason at all haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214937
No, they're not fire proof.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps are just tomboys but with extra helping of gay.
I'd rather just tomboy desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215100
Alps are the exact opposite of tomboys

[Anonymous No.]

magus anon are u okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28214852
Now that's the kind of dirty talk I'm into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28210827
>>28211060
It's amazing how images can give a "/tg/" feeling when being from somewhere else entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215013
>He's been trying to drop hits since the day he moved in
>You even caught him sniffing your underwear at one point
>Still in shock when she alps
>She just plays along with it and pretend like she totally haven't wanted to fuck you for the past months
>"Y-yeah, that's so weird ha ha. So anyway, you wanna shove your dick inside of my pussy or do you wanna face fuck me first?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215535
It's not like after those images someone immediately started the usual muh humanity talk right

[Anonymous No.]

Need to relax

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215919
haha of course fellow anon we're all based here so yeah yeeeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215919
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215840
The sheer beegness of latenight's girls is highly underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28215977
oof yikes kinda weak bro are you a normie or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Around Oni,
Protect your bologna

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon's class reunion
>They ask what he is doing nowadays
>He tells them he is the royal sex slave of a pharaoh and is now licking her ass and pussy every day.
Class reunions would be weird.

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>>28216009
Yes.

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>>28216057
then what are you even doing in our based monster thread

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>>28216090
Dreaming about elves.

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>>28216102
fuck off to some other normie thread then

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>>28209662
what do kuus call their husband?

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>>28216165
Hey you

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>>28214347
god i fucking love fellatio tails/tentacles

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>>28216123
No.

>>28216165
Anata.

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>>28216220
i like this

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>>28216165
homie

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I want three wives
>One super lewd succubus
>One tomboy succubus
>One alp
And then watch them fight over my dick and just watch the chaos unfold.

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>>28216190
What about hand vaginas?

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>>28216617
far less arousing

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>>28216595
This is one of the most pathetic fantasies I've even seen posted here.

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>>28216977
Joke's on you, I have a lot more pathetic fantasies than that.

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>>28216977
This is one of the most pathetic posts posting about pathetic fantasies I've ever seen posted here.

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>>28216617
Gonna crop that top left panel and use it from now on

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>>28216617
She's pretty good and definitely wins by tentacle count, but that tentatail just looks so warm and inviting...

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I just realized how much fun can I have with a pharaoh wife.
like making jews do hard underpaid manual labor.

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>From unrelated images to seething about humanity to monster posting to pol shit
Someone's getting desperate.

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>>28217891

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>>28217891
The Egyptians didn't make the slaves build the pyramids, that's just Hollywood's doing.

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>>28218197
that wouldn't stop me from abusing power.

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>>28213927
Ah yes, the extinction of Homo erectus was such a great tragedy, too bad they couldn't keep existing for all eternity completely unchanged.

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>>28213927
Just impregnate the monster girls with human babies.

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>>28213927
>What's your answer?
The creator has said multiple times that won't happen and he knows better than some mouth breathing retard

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>>28219048
>he knows better than some mouth breathing retard
actually no he doesn't

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>>28218957
>just impregnate human girls with monkey babies
For what reason?

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>>28218353
>extinction of Homo erectus
Nah it just resulted in homo erectus erectus. And the alps, homo homo erectus

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>>28219191
>And the alps, nohomo homo erectus

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>>28219224
Do Alps have phantom dick sensations? If you fug em do they feel like you're sounding them as you fug em?

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>>28219129
So you admit to trolling, glad that's cleared up

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>>28219159
monke

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So, I do recall someone in the thread asking for a Monsoon wight. Asked centurii-chan about it. This was the answer.

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>>28219191
>And the alps, homo homo erectus
Alps are more like
>hey bro can I suck your dick bro no homo look at my titties I need your dick in my pussy right now bro oh god it feels so good I love you too bro homo erectus

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>>28219474
Based centurii

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>>28125093
>Ancient evil monster from back when all monsters are evil bastards returns
>Sees the current state of affairs of the MGE world
>Does not like it and hates it outright and now has the ambitious thoughts of wrecking everything because it does like it

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>>28218353
Humanity as a whole is fucked in MGE universe. Before you ask: yes in both terms. also because they are doomed, since the og chief god created monsters to kill them.

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>>28219971
Can you fuck off already?

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>>28219971
Wakes up as cute girl, runs off to get dicked

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>>28219971
Eat shit. Even powerful alien races canonically would get corrupted upon contact with the world due to the mana it contains.
Any "ancient evil" would have been corrupted in their long slumber even if they were deep under the earth.

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>>28219971
>Ancient evil succubus from back when all monsters are evil bastards returns
>Sees the current state of affairs of the MGE world
>"Wait, does that mean I can toy with a man as much as I want without killing him? Neat, I am tired of breaking all my "toys," gotta find a cute human boy to mind break."

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>>28220708
That's more like it.

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What's up with unrelated shit spamming and baiting today

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>>28220708
That farm boy didn't know what hit him.

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>>28220855
Always happens when posts like >>28211060 pop up with someone looking to steer the conversation over towards discussing human boys and he gets called out for it.

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>>28201120
White Horns are the best girls

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I need a shog with french accent and I don't even know why exactly

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>>28220971
get her out of the snow right now she's gotta be freezing even with that coat

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Put minigirls in vivariums.

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So do werewolves get jealous if one of their sisters find a husband and is unwilling to share him?
What would they do? Go and hunt for a male even harder or would they try to sneak a fuck with him when their sister isn't looking?

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>>28216039
>turn up at the reunion as a mindflayer's squid thing

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>>28222472
Chaos girls are so shit. I don't want to BE the tentacles, I want them to voraciously milk me.

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>>28222622
Probably the former
Makes going out into the woods rather dangerous

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>>28221021
It's your anglo genes making you rock solid when some french girl tells you how much she loves your cock while fumbling in english, the superior language. It's okay hearing it in french too, but if she ever tries to write out her abomination of a language, smack her hand.

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>>28223296
I miss old choco asmr

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>>28216039
Also tell them that she only lets you out of the house a couple times a year.

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>>28223008
Kneeled today yet?

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>>28224042
I don't get the reference, kneeling is an american thing, but whenever I go off about the french, I get called a bong. I'm neither

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>>28223590
She's got permission to do it again

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>>28224114
Who else could hate the French. The Germans and Spanish sound like good candidates.

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>>28216190
I want to fellate a lamia’s tail while she coils me up.

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>>28224236
I don't have any cultural or ethnic reason to hate the french other than many years of trying to spell words and then having to remember that this was a word invented by a windowlicking frenchman and it going to be spelled like visual downs syndrome.

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>>28224037
>get picked up by a limo and a large armed escort after the reunion.

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I want to impress a lilim by fucking a watermelon in front of her and show her what my cock is capable of

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>>28223008
It's all fine and good but I'm slav

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>>28224529
Then she shows you what she is capable of - by crushing the watermelon with her thighs

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>>28224643
You dishonour motherland, find nice kiki, have Leshy mistress out in woods.

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>>28224029
Meaty kiki makes me happy

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>>28224660
Sounds like the ultimate form of seduction.

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>>28224758
But shog...

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>>28224878
I though that would be a manticore sucking a golf ball through a garden hose using only her tail

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>No muscled, thick monster girl to come home to.
Species doesn't even really matter.

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>>28225069
The best form of seduction could also be the simple hand wave from a Apsara.

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>>28219474
As usual based centurii-chan

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>>28224529
>completly lose yourself fucking a demon realm watermelon

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>>28225712
>watermelon alraune.

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>>28224493
>Forget to tell anybody before going for a walk
>Entire kingdom goes into lockdown for about two hours

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>want to go out with new gf
>she insists on wearing a leash and having me hold it
>also wears that "necklace" all the time
>compromise by having her wear a jacket and hold the leash through her h*nd
>also bring a facemask in case she gets any funny ideas with her "jewelry"

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>>28225959
Oh I would definitely learn all the secret places ect of the palace. Learn how to climb it as well.

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>>28226070
>also bring a facemask
Wearing a mask is just a matter of course these days

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2 images left. Who will get the last one?

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>>28226282
First!

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>>28226293
Always the vibe of pent up from a sea bishop.

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>>28226386
There's something magical about a woman about to snap

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/85243748

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>>28221636
White Horn-san is plenty warm, she has oversized sweaters, hot cocoa, she just needs breast grabbing hugs to achieve maximum comfy

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>>28226692
The hobos are kinda boring.

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>>28226692
Would mating press for hours

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>>28226904
you just have to think harder

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>>28226904
I like the harem-maker aspect.

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>>28227929
>>28227842
This. I like them as smug shortstacks and dom harem leaders.

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>>28228160
>Smoke Hobo goes through your folder to find the perfect monsters for you.

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>>28227842
eh. just give me one of those paper lantern chicks.

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>>28228189
Yeah she is pretty serious when it comes to that stuff. Does a lot of research. Also interrogation of a new wife. Like when she made the newest wife; anubis wife, do a gag reflex test

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>>28228320
I like to imagine she has higher standards for new wives than I do.

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>>28209581
I am still disappointed there has not been a smut short based on that one image you have where the Warp is affecting the guy by changing his hands into talons.

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>tfw you just want to play baseball for your high school but your momster and auntster always show up dressed as your personal cheer squad

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>>28228836
You could say she knows you better than yourself