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28105436 No.28105436 [Reply] [Original]

Now that basically the whole world is NEET now, how do we stand out from the rest?

>> No.28105478

Have you tried asking Erin?

>> No.28105505

By not being insane and endangering everyone near and dear to us because we can't handle being insane playing video games for a couple weeks.

>> No.28105610
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All over the floor. All over it.

>> No.28106757

Does anyone have the image where a guy has a CRT monitor balanced in 2 desks while he's underneath, but with Kaguya instead?

>> No.28106848

>>28106757
I remember it but I don't think i have it

>> No.28107519
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>>28106757

>> No.28110798

>>28105436
If you work from home, you are not a neet

>> No.28111050

>>28107519
imagine it falls on your face and does the thing lmao
>>28105436
idk i guess i'll just watch anime like every other neet.

>> No.28111173

having autism is a good start

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>>28111050
lol that would be funny

>> No.28111751

>>28105436
being truNEET

>> No.28111930

i don't have a job to go to remotely. i don't have a job to go back to after the election is over and the coronavirus goes away.

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Fake covid neets lose their minds by staying inside with no money, TRUNEETs have long since stopped caring and now make reality bend to their will with their minds, they have no need for material goods

>> No.28112095

>>28107519
Thank you!

>> No.28113500

>>28112032
This is true, in some capacity.

>> No.28114087

>>28112032
I think everyone is fucked up over this, frankly. I only go out twice a week for groceries and stuff but it's become so tedious now to do such a simple thing that I just avoid leaving the house if I can help it. Everyone else is scared to death of getting sick so now nobody ever wants to hang out or do anything. It's just very boring so I sleep a lot of the days away.

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>>28105436
Why do you assume things are still locked down? Are you from California?

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>>28114087
Dunno if that's what the anon had in mind. You seem to be handling it relatively well. Meanwhile, there are people just barely coping with the fact that they can't (shouldn't?) go outside and acting like retards as a result. It's pretty funny.

>> No.28138199

My country is back to normal now. Must suck to be you

>> No.28149055
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I didn't even know Covid was a thing until people posted about it here. I spent the early days getting drunk and playing flash games, I only eventually left my house when i ran outta beer It was pretty ominous because in my town it felt like 28 days later

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>>28105436
standing out from the rest is lame, scamming peoples and stealing from japanese websites is a funner past time

>> No.28153424

Covid started right at the end of my semester break so I have been indoors since christmas only going out once a week for groceries. Not having to go to classes physically is peak comfy but other than that there is no difference to my lifestyle whatsoever. I bet it will suck once I graduate and have to go to work tho.

>> No.28180328

>>28151658
Why can't I just b nice

>> No.28181665

>>28151658
Do you make money scamming people? If so please teach me, senpai

>> No.28182821

>>28112032
H-How did you know?

>> No.28187589

WFH/education from home does not count as NEET. I'm also not in a psych ward due to not being used to the isolation, so there's that.

>> No.28189865

>>28105436
By actually working

>> No.28190642

>>28105505

Pretty sure we already did that. A few months of lockdown and faggot normies burned down cities.

>> No.28194463

>mfw literally want to murder people who say COVID is somehow hard to endure

heh, try 10 years of isolation, pussies

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>>28105436
We don't. More people are realizing that NEETing is the superior class and more and more people are choosing to stay.

>> No.28255468

>>28197419
Well, too bad they realized it too late.

>> No.28287217

>>28111362
lole

>> No.28287489

How many of you literally never leave the house even before covid? I'm a little concerned if I keep this up I'm going to die of a heart attack at 30 or something from sheer lack of activity.

>> No.28287603

>>28287489
Exercising at home is easy. Even if it's just cardio or calisthenics ,you dont need any equipment.

>> No.28287732

>>28287489
I don't really go outside, except when going for a walk in the forest. You could try it out, if you don't live deep into the city.

>> No.28287959

>>28287603
Pmuch this. And if you really wanna push your cardio get a jump rope and ur set

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>>28287489
I never really leave the house unless I want to go on walks. Walks are better for depression than meme medicine. Better for the neet looking to save money. Whether they are self employed or they receive benefit money. Maybe both. Plus listening to music on walks is very stimulating for imagination.
Used to put up curtains to block out sunlight/paranoid of anyone looking in. But the lack of sunlight impacted my health significantly. Go figure why so many hikkis are depressed.

You could just take walks around 6:00-6:30 am before the sun fully rises. It becomes kind of addicting when you do it everyday

>> No.28288303

>>28287603
My options are a little limited for cardio because I'm on the top floor in a shitty building and if I start jogging on the spot or doing jumping jacks the entire building is going to hear it. What would you recommend?

>> No.28288484

>>28105436
by killing ourselves

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>>28288303
/fit/fag here, push ups are an excellent way to start. Even if you can't do as many as you think you should be able to, it's still progress. Make sure you stretch right after you get out of bed too. Touch your toes, stretch your triceps (the muscle behind the bicep), and squat down to loosen your knee and feet joints. If you're not sure how to do something, look it up! There are TONS of resources on how to do EVERY exercise. Also, if you want to improve, you have to be patient. You won't look like Arnold after a week of push ups. I guarantee you that the harder you work, the better you will feel.
Pic related, six months calisthenics and dumbbell exercises.

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>>28288770
holy HELL dude good job

now if only you ate food your arms might be bigger

>> No.28289127

>>28288159
>>28288770
Thanks anons. I'll do my best to actually do these and not just forget about it after two days.

>> No.28289151

>>28289055
You're right lol I do need to eat more. 6'4" 165 doesn't really go together does it. BUT if you want to get work done then follow my advice! (I'm also making the Alice Gets Trolled comic in between classes, expect first page soon)

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>>28287489
The most I used to do was go next door for my food, which was at least exercise carrying 2-3 days worth of stuff back to my place about 300m away. I did this for years, but now I don't even do it anymore since the people I live with are extremely concerned about anyone leaving the house for unnecessary reasons.

I'm fine living this way for a couple years but it does get tiring when the lifestyle isn't self-imposed anymore.

>> No.28294774

>Was a NEET before
>Stopped for awhile
>Thought I could handle COVID
>I can't
>Really lonely despite never talking to anyone at school or having RL friends

>> No.28294889

>>28294774
Who are you quoting?

>> No.28294900

>>28294889
Myself.

>> No.28294999

>>28294900
You can't do that

>> No.28295011

>>28294999
Why not, reverse Satan

>> No.28295055

>>28295011
Nobody said anything you quoted,

>> No.28295067

>>28295055
I did in my brain.

>> No.28295119

>>28295067
Can't do that.

>> No.28295139

>>28295119
Says who, Scooby Doo?

>> No.28296084

Do you NEETs still read eroge daily? Do you still watch anime frequently, or has laziness taken its toll with you?

>> No.28300901

>>28296084
I haven't watch anime "frequently" in the past couple years like I used to. I'll watch a season of something every other month maybe, might watch a few episodes of urusei yatsura every couple of weeks. I still read vns a few hours a week though, a couple dozen hours when I'm in the mood and really into it--so laziness hasn't taken that from me yet.

>> No.28304122

>>28288484
People are already doing that.
Be original.

>> No.28321410

>>28296084
i just play vidya all day desu and try watch anime or a movie. eroge is too tiresome

>> No.28333451

>>28296084
Burnt myself out on anime sadly but there's always manga so thag's ok. Eroge is more special so I have to be really horny to play one, but depression killed the horny star.

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Me on her foot.

>> No.28349409

>>28296084
I used to religiously watch every anime season, but lately I've found manga to be more my taste and couldn't bother with even anime titles that interest me.

Also I hate reading so I've never gotten into the eroge thing.

>> No.28349842

>>28296084
Stopped watching anime mostly since they have already become just advertisement for LN and manga, which I'm doing right now, reading a lot of LNs. Ironically enough, I've been getting now into Isekai which I adamantly avoid years ago. If I get isekai'd one day, I'll blame Rona-chan.

>> No.28362622

>>28337062
me under her ass

>> No.28363627

>>28304122
but they're doing it for the wrong reasons

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Eh, chinkfluNEETs are just temporarily embarrassed normalfags.
After the hysteria passes they'll be back to their responsibilities while I'll keep rotting away here.

>> No.28372543

>>28296084
I haven't watched an anime in years. If I did I'd consider it productive by my standards. On a good day I'll actually play a video game and not just shitpost and masturbate.

>> No.28372676

>>28105436
Fumo dolls

>> No.28391158

>>28111362
I sent these two to my friend and he keked. Thanks bro, I took all credit though.

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>>28372676
But I personally know a few normans with fumos, so they're not really a NEET only commodity.

>> No.28486997

>>28296084
>Do you NEETs still read eroge daily?
I only play what my favorite creators make or eroges part of my favorite series and Urobuchi haven't pen a new eroge after Django and I'm still waiting for Kara no Shoujo 3
>Do you still watch anime frequently
Since 2010 I only watch what my favorite directors make instead of watching everything airing in a season.

>> No.28500298

>>28363627
You say that with the implication that there's ever a right reason.

>> No.28502562

>>28288303
nigga just go up and down the stairs 3 or 4 times for your cardio. do it in sweats and you'll notice a difference. add ankle weights to make it harder or put on a backpack with lots of weight in it.

>> No.28502717

>>28296084
Ive been going back through a lot of my old favorites and reading new stuff in between. I just finished rereading Demonbane, now I'm going on to Little Busters and after that I'll read something new.

>> No.28504113

>>28391548
Are those Colombian pesos?

>> No.28514591

>>28502562
you want him to jog up and down the stairs of his apartment building? come on now...

>> No.28518675

>>28504113
No that's canadian dollars stupid

>> No.28519290

>>28187589
Im wondering how many people here are actual neets. Theyd have to be living with their parents/inheritance or trust fund or LARPing. Isnt unemployment funding temporary?

>> No.28519634

corona-chan actually got me a job. I got hired to walk around a mcdonald's cleaning everything in the dining area and they just needed a retard stupid/suicidal enough to not care about getting corona from the niggers zoomers and fat boomers who don't socially distance or obey the mask """"""""mandate""""""""" and can show up on time

thanks, corona-chan!

>> No.28520343

I like that """important""" rich boomers die of it too. I mean a lot of innocent people also do, but at least it's something.

>> No.28520794

Are NEET lazy or are other people just too hard working?

>> No.28521499

>>28368870
The hysteria will only go away if the media decides to stop promoting it. I don't see that happening anytime soon. The child sex slavery cartels that control western civilization are profiting immensely from it.
Right now I'd say about two years total of mass induced germophobia before supply chains break down completely and food riots wreck everything. Might not take that long of course, and they probably have a different endgame planned (not that their plans are particularly reliable).

>> No.28560637

>>28502562
>nigga just go up and down the stairs 3 or 4 times for your cardio.
That's hardly a workout for me. Squats are the issue. I don't feel like losing all of that progress.

>> No.28560855

>>28519290
>Isnt unemployment funding temporary?
The system is very flawed here. Fortunately, it's flawed in the right way for me.

>> No.28579156

>>28560855
>The system is very flawed here. Fortunately, it's flawed in the right way for me.
this
>>28519290
unemployment is a joke because it's easy to abuse.
there are some germans who don't work a day in their life because of NEETbux and an assortment of other unemployment benefits.

>> No.28579871

>>28579156
>Germans
Aren't these the same fucks who look down on Greeks and Eastern Euros for being lazy leeches? Fucking hypocrites.

>> No.28580084

>>28520794
Why not both

>> No.28580163

>>28579156
>there are some germans who don't work a day in their life because of NEETbux and an assortment of other unemployment benefits.
I though HARTZ is meant to be shit.
>>28579871
>Aren't these the same fucks who look down on Greeks and Eastern Euros for being lazy leeches? Fucking hypocrites.
Thats more the dutch and other northern europeans. The Germans do it because they need fuckup counties to stay in the eurozone to keep the euro low enough that their exports are affordable.

>> No.28580855

>>28579871
I don't know but it's those guys from Germany that show up and talk shit and claim to be NEET. I was always able spot them at a glance. The thread always died when I called them out so possibly.
I haven't left /jp/ in 2 years so I wouldn't know what crap they're doing now.

>> No.28580869

>>28105436
Let's go outside and be thugs together

>> No.28580923

>>28579871
To answer your question, yes. To add, despite being apart of the Axis in WWII and being a major contributor, they did fuck all in NATO and had to be pressured into contributing and making their own advances as far as hardware goes. Germany has been all talk since the 50s.

>> No.28597263

Fucking hypocrite europeans, wish I had access to any type of neetbux.
To me you are all fake neets if your parents aren't the only ones you're leeching from.

>> No.28597499

Fuck Germans.

>> No.28597622

>>28287489
I leave the house to go on runs with my dog. Besides that, very low interaction with people. If i come across ppl it's easy to avoid them by running around. now with covid it's way easier to avoid being close to people too

>> No.28597645

>>28597263
>>28597499
>>>/int/

>> No.28597757

might seem edgy but im a veteran so i get a pension and live as a neet now. havent worked for 4 years now. i stand out cuz ameritards will thank me for breathing and give me nice things along with discounts. what about you guys?

>> No.28597774

>>28597757
>i stand out cuz ameritards will thank me for breathing and give me nice things along with discounts
Based Ameritards.

>> No.28599927

>>28597774
Who are you quoting?

>> No.28600310

>>28599927
read slower next time

>>28513085
>>28535448

>> No.28600548

Good to know that I can live from hartz iv once my parents are too old to leech off from.

>> No.28608738

I resign! I'm jumping in front of the train instead of getting on it this Monday morning!

>> No.28617952

>>28600548
and below that you can always become homeless. whats the worst that can happen? death? all in all not too bad

>> No.28618907

>>28519290
I'm on SSI/schizobux. Not very hard to get if you're eligible, and you can stay on it indefinitely unless you get married or get a job. There are temporary programs like you said, but I don't use them.

>> No.28641549

>>28608738
you still here dude?

>> No.28642641

>>28641549
Even if you get a reply there's a chance it'll be some anon roleplaying
>>28618907
Fellow schizobux anon...

>> No.28642911
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by remaining sane while the rest of the world slowly loses their minds from the isolation

>> No.28643237

>>28287489
in 2019 i left the house only once

>> No.28645369

>>28288770
What size dumbbells bro

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>>28643237
>in 2019 i left the house only once
fucking legend

>> No.28645969

>>28645369
not him but it looks like 50 minimum.

>> No.28646199

>>28105436
I tried believing in hanasaku yuuki. It was nice. Also started exercising a little and doing nihongo reps and then fell off because it's a busier time of year. Self improvement is a process, and you've gotta begin somewhere.

>> No.28647878

I understand that most NEETs here live off unemployment or they get support from family, but does anyone here live off of their own money?
My tentative plan is to get a job for three years, and then with that money I should be able to live for about twelve years uninterrupted.
That should give me enough time to 1cc every Touhou game.

>> No.28650490

>>28647878
>My tentative plan is to get a job for three years, and then with that money I should be able to live for about twelve years uninterrupted.
Unless you have the greatest job in the world lined up, this won't work out whatsoever.

>> No.28650985

>>28647878
Might as well invest in stocks.

>> No.28651166

>>28641549
I didn't have the courage, maybe next week when I've said goodbye.

>> No.28664560

>>28599927
Eh?

>> No.28664914

>>28664560
who are you eh-ing?

>> No.28664922

>>28664914
The Anon I responded to.

>> No.28712780

>>28287489
I go outside once a month to pay for my monthly mmo sub. Even when it's that time it's always a pain and I try to get back home as fast as I can
I kind of feel bad about costing 10$ every month to my parents but other families have it way worse so I end up quickly ignoring the problem

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