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2810197 No.2810197 [Reply] [Original]

What is it that I used to say in situations like this...?

B... Beat-o~

Muu-pah~★

>> No.2810204

muu-pah

>> No.2810211

uguuu

>> No.2810212
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>> No.2810213

muu what!?

>> No.2810217

God damn you, Dan.

>> No.2810228

DAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

>> No.2810229

>>2810213
pah

>> No.2810230

The troll of trolls.

>> No.2810236

Those aren't small.

>> No.2810239

SO MOE

>> No.2810240
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2810240

Dan?
DAN?!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

>> No.2810246
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>> No.2810256

Good job, Dan.

>> No.2810257

small bombs

>> No.2810281
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BRING IT ON BITCH

>> No.2810312

>>2810197
>small_bombs.jpp
I fucking hate you.

>> No.2810320

>>2810197
Somehow, I failed to see this coming.

>> No.2810419
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2810419

>>>/rs/Dan_will_make_this_a_rage_thread

>>>/rs/Anonymous_is_tsundora_for_Dan

*cackle*

>> No.2810431

>>2810419
What does tsundora mean?

>> No.2810466

>>2810419
Damn that red text!

>> No.2810472

>>2810431
Mahjong terms.

>> No.2810475

>>2810431
Tundra.

>> No.2810481

>>2810431
Portmanteau of tsundere and toradora.

>> No.2810512

>>2810481
Which are themselves portmanteaus...

>> No.2810517

>>2810512
dear god, you're right.
What have we come to?

>> No.2810629
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2810629

It's useless! It's all useless!

Despite working very hard at her business, solving incidents and drinking tea with vampires, she had ABSOLUTELY NO DONATIONS

THEREFORE

More than anything else, that miko definitely wanted A LOT OF MONEY RIGHT NOW

>> No.2810635

I don't know about you guys, but I love Dan Kim for some reason.

>> No.2810641

But we're playing Sengoku Rance now, Dan. That isn't Kenshin.

You're behind on your latest /jp/ fads for once.

>> No.2810646

>>2810629
Hello there, Dan. Fill our lives with despair, will you?

>> No.2810650

>>2810629
Don't do this man.

>> No.2810656

>>2810641
I think you're the one that's behind, bro.

>> No.2810667

>>2810629
I AM F5ING THIS THREAD SO HARD RIGHT NOW

>> No.2810682

In before Yukari tears Chen apart while Ran cries.

>> No.2810684

>>2810656

>>61. Umineko no Naku Koro ni

>>46. Sengoku Rance
>>38. Ever17

Try again, Dan; The List doesn't lie. Polite sage.

>> No.2810687
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>>2810629
>useless_00.png

Get ready, Anoooooooooon

>> No.2810692

FUCK YEAH DAN

>> No.2810700
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>>2810641
>Sengoku Rance

Well fuck this, then.

The thread was just going to end in small death bombs, anyway.

>> No.2810701

Dan will pull us through these hard times.

>> No.2810702

Posting in a Dan thread.

>> No.2810705

Instead of calling my father for father's day and being told what a failure I am, I am posting in a Dan Kim thread.

>> No.2810709

>>2810700
Damn you, ZUN!bar.
Damn you and your stupid list.
Damn you all to hell.

>> No.2810710

>>2810700

Cancelled Dan thread? No, Dan... why do you do this to me?

>> No.2810717

Nobody plays Sengoku Rance.

Umineko has more threads per day than Sengoku.

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>>2810709
>>2810710
In b4 lol i troll u

>> No.2810727

DAN

GET BACK TO DRAWING

FUCK

>> No.2810733

I-It's not like I'm F5'ing this thread or anything, Dan! Just go away and leave us alone!

>> No.2810734

>>2810717
That's because Umineko is better than Sengoku.

>> No.2810742

>>2810684
What shitty list is this?

>> No.2810746
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2810746

"Don't worry, Reimuler!
I'll teach you the ultimate witch's technique... ... The Scarlet Devil's Proof!"


"Uuu... . ... OOOUOHHHH!! I knew I could trust you!"

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2810738

"Don't worry, Reimuler!
I'll teach you the ultimate witch's technique... ... The Scarlet Devi's Proof!"


"Uuu... . ... OOOUOHHHH!! I knew I could trust you!"

>> No.2810750

>>2810742
I don't know, but I want to print it out on my toilet paper.

>> No.2810751

>>2810746
Mima ;_;

>> No.2810756

>>2810746
Mimaaaaaa ;__;

>> No.2810759

Fuck yeah.

It's back.

>> No.2810762

>>2810717

It actually doesn't. I'd say both are pretty equal when it comes to the amount of threads made per day.

>> No.2810774

>>2810751
ohshi- Argento, /jp/er Y mimafag? La trifecta.

>> No.2810778

Dan, you're a waste of sperm and small bombs

>> No.2810780

>>2810762

You'd be lying. I've been on /jp/ ALL WEEK.

>> No.2810791

>>2810774
A trifecta of underaged failure. gb2/ñ/

>> No.2810797

>>2810780

Then you should know that I have also been here all week, Anon.

>> No.2810800

Dan, don't you dare leave us.

>> No.2810802

>>2810797

Nonstop? I've showered twice. Haven't gone out.

>> No.2810804

>>2810762

I feel that you may be slightly biased.

>> No.2810808
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2810808

>>61. Umineko no Naku Koro ni
>>46. Sengoku Rance
>>38. Ever17

You... you can't prove that there isn't another list where Umineko is ranked higher than Rance! Or even ten such lists! In that case, Umineko would definitely be better!!!!

HOW'S THAT! THAT RESOLVES THE CONTRADICTION PERFECTLY!!

MUURISA!!!

>> No.2810810

>>2810797
More like the whole fucking year, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

>> No.2810811

>>2810791
stop being tsundere

>> No.2810815

>>2810808
Fuckin' Dan, improving. I wonder where he originally planned on it going though.

>> No.2810822

>>2810811
I'm all tsun, baby.

>> No.2810827

Busy playing too muc Sengoku Rance to make lots of threads. I had a game time that lasted 8 hours.

>> No.2810829

Whatever happened to that drawfag that did that Mokou thread? That was fun...

>> No.2810834
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*cackle* *cackle* *cackle*

REEEEIMUULEEEEERR!!!

Do you really think such a lame attack will work on MMMEEEEEEEEEEE?!!

I'll say it in red!!

>>>/rs/THERE_IS_DEFINITELY_NO_OTHER_LIST_WITH_UMINEKO_HIGHER_THAN_RANCE

>>>/rs/THIS_IS_THE_ONLY_LIST

>>>/rs/UMINEKO_IS_SHIT

Furthermore

>>>/rs/THIS_THREAD_IS_SHIT

WHAT NOOOOW, REIMULEEEEEEEEER?!

*cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle* *cackle*

>> No.2810836

>>2810822

So, you're kinda Matsurika from Mari Holic?

I iwould like to inform you in advance that I have no dere.

>> No.2810845

>>2810802

I showered twice as well. But I also may have went away to brush my teeth once or twice. So I guess you win this round, friend.

>>2810827

I liked the Anon who played it for 40 hours straight.

>> No.2810848

>>2810834

It's in red so it must be true.

>> No.2810850
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UUUUUUOOOOHHH!!!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLEEE!! UMINEKO ISN'T SHIIIT!!!

OOUHHH!!! OOUHHHH!!

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!!

UUUUUUOOOOAAAA!!!

>> No.2810855

>>2810834
Hey.
>>>/rs/You're_a_faggot.

>> No.2810861

>>2810845

That anon must have died.

>> No.2810866

>>2810845
>40 hours straight

Addictive game is fucking addictive. I'm getting raped by Mori and Takeda blitz as I type.

>> No.2810870

>>2810845
>I liked the Anon who played it for 40 hours straight.
I did almost the same thing few months ago (pre 0.50 patch) Longest fap session I ever had
>>2810861
It really isn't that hard to do.

>> No.2810879

>>2810870

But there are guys who have played that way nonstop and died. I think like 5 or 6 more hours.

>> No.2810881
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>>2810834
>When she says Umineko, you must be refering to the animal (Seagull) in japanese.
>You can't say in red "Umineko no naku koro ni is shit".

TAKE THAT!

>> No.2810889

what the fuck is going on here

>> No.2810892
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2810892

KOMANGE SMASH!!!

>> No.2810894

>>2810889
Magic

>> No.2810899

Rance and Alicesoft in general are as gods amongst the nips.

Since no one bothers translating much of anything into English, though, 85% of /jp/ doesn't see much of them.

>> No.2810905

In b4 Reisen45 and Tei410

>> No.2810922

>>2810905
Who will be 00?

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2810923

Reimuler!

Here! Take this!!

>> No.2810939
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...

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>>2810905

>> No.2810955

metathread!

>> No.2810959

>>2810939
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON!

>> No.2810961
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2810961

!!!!

>> No.2810963

>>2810961
wwwww

>> No.2810964

>>2810923
>>2810939

Makes me feel like I accomplished something.

>> No.2810967

>>2810939
AWESOME, I HELPED.

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>>2810961
Oh lawd.

>> No.2810971

I don't get it

>> No.2810977

>>2810971
lurk more.

>> No.2810988

>>2810961
This thread is now fuckign awesome.

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>>2810939

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2810998

See that chicken nugget Dan? That's you.

>> No.2811003

>>2810998

Hello Will Robertson!

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2811005

See that chicken, Dan?

That's you.

>> No.2811007

>>2810998
Disgusting American fatty food.

>> No.2811008

>>2810961
Alright Reimuler! Time for a counter-attack!

Watch me work.


"Truth" Is the ultimate formulation of reality as perceived by the individual, so even if you can use red text to state only the Truth, that truth can vary from person to person.

Therefore.

>>>/rs/Umineko_is_awesome

>>>/rs/Anyone_who_disagrees_is_A_cumguzzling_zebra_cunt_with_a_buttplug

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. . .

>> No.2811010
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2811010

See that little chicken, Dan?

That's you.

>> No.2811021
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.....

>> No.2811019 [DELETED] 

>>>/rs/This is 3Dland. Red text doesn't mean a thing. Pretending that it does is a form of RPfaggotry. Yamete~

>> No.2811029
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>> No.2811039

This can only end in lesbian sex.

>> No.2811041 [SPOILER] 
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2811041

I LOVE YOU REIMULER

I LOVE YOU MUURISA

>> No.2811047

>>2811029
MAKING OUT END

>> No.2811048 [DELETED] 

>>>/rs/This_is_3Dland._Red_text_does_not_mean_a_thing._ Pretending_that_it_does_is_a_form_of_RPfaggotry._ Yamete~

>> No.2811050

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.2811052

>>2811041
Repeat it in red

>> No.2811053

>>2811039
Winner.

PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU

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2811054

>>2811019

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small bombs
THE END

Why did you highlight this text?

>> No.2811069 [SPOILER] 
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small bombs

THE END

Why did you highlight this text?

>> No.2811073

>>2811041

...wow...She IS a faggot...

>> No.2811074

WHERE DID THE SMALL BOMBS GO

>> No.2811076

>>2811069
I CALLED IT

>> No.2811081
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>>2811074
What small bombs?

>> No.2811085

>>2811074
AHA THERE THEY ARE >>2811069

>> No.2811107

What's this? A Dan Kim thread? Well this should be pretty shi--

OH HOLY FUCK IT'S A UMINEKO PARODY!

JESUS CHRIST HE'S IMPROVING LIKE THE FUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

FUCK YES, LESBIAN END

>> No.2811111

Nice thread Dan.

>> No.2811131

>>2811069
I was curious.

:3c

>> No.2811132

Fatal tongue fight, Reimu goes for the eyes.

>> No.2811137

This is refreshing to see after this morning.

>> No.2811147

>>2811107
And improvising.

>> No.2811159

>>2810970
Lost my patchy version of this.

Best face ever.

>> No.2811160

>>2811132
She's clearly going trying to constrict her neck.

>>2811111
Sup Virus

>> No.2811175

>>2811111
How's that virus game going, Virus Guy?

>> No.2811190

Pretty much love you Dan, especially during the HURRR NAMECHANGE shitstorm

I'm not sure /a/ was this bad when they renamed it Code Geass and they were pretty divided over that, too.

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>>2811175
We're getting through the development stage fairly quickly. So far so good it seems to be running fairly smoothly, though we're still juggling ideas around.

If you want to keep up on the progress or help out you can always visit;
http://jpproject.2ksite.com/virus-dating-simulator-eroge-f11.html

>> No.2811212

Oh god, I can't breathe

>> No.2811213

>>2811205
Bookmarking. Thanks, ze~★

>> No.2811239

>>2811160

Sup.

>>2811175

Going fine.

>> No.2811719

>>2811107
Do they count as lesbian if they both have dicks?

>> No.2811730

>>2811719
Dicks just make things more lesbian.

>> No.2811755

I knew I felt something in my bones.

>> No.2811769

Good game.

>> No.2811770

what

>> No.2811871

Oh god how I love Dan's threads minus the VIRAL MARKETING

>> No.2811898

>>2811871

wat marketing?

>> No.2811924

>>2811898
sage for Haruhi Marketing

>> No.2811949

>>2811898

His website and his comics, silly!

>> No.2812025

>>2811949

If Dan wanted to advertise, He'd post somewhere he wouldn't be surrounded with people complaining about him.

>> No.2812049

>>2812025
except that having people who bother to complain about him indicates a certain minimum amount of notoriety, which makes noobs wonder what they're missing out on.

>> No.2812083

DAN

HI DAN

>> No.2812146

Dan should just go ahead and make a Quest thread sometime.

>> No.2812175

>>2812083
shutup boof

>> No.2812393

DAN!

you still here?

>> No.2813700

>>2812146
That would be awesome!

>> No.2813788

>>2812025
If Dan wanted to advertise, he's rape us less often.

I'm still expecting the Chen dismemberment ;_;, I know he'll do it, so I'm preparing for the inevitable.

>> No.2813788,1 [INTERNAL] 

Did Dan leave /jp/?

>> No.2813788,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2813788,1
He still lives on, you just never realise he's there.

>> No.2813788,3 [INTERNAL] 

Dan is #1 on /jp/

>>
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