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What if your furniture turned into moe girls?

Just imagine it. For example, Chair-tan. A cute girl that you have to sit on. And in front of you is Table-tan standing on all fours. On her back she is holding your computer. You try touching her between her legs, she moans a little, but that doesn't stop her from keeping the computer balanced on her back. Then there can be Bed-tan. You lie on top of her and use her soft breasts as pillows. Okay, I guess this is pretty ridiculous...

>> No.2794884

what about toilet-tan?

>> No.2794889

>>2794874
Gouge her chest and kill.

>> No.2794883

>>2794874
Hi friend, welcome to 4chan!

>> No.2794895

I'd be thoroughly freaked out.

>> No.2794899

Moe doesnt exist in the 3d world

>> No.2794903

My laptop is mai waifu.

>> No.2794904

wat
I'd feel bad for chair-tan

>> No.2794905

>What if your furniture turned into moe girls?

I dunno... Fund it?

>> No.2794919

I bet a doujinshi like that exists somewhere

>> No.2794936

>What if your furniture turned into moe girls?

Hope you're not guilty of any of the seven sins.

>> No.2794952

Mammon is living in my room right now. I summoned her a few days ago and we've been together ever since.

She just giggled and said hi to you guys.

>> No.2794958

>>2794952
sup Ange, but you died in '98 didn't you?

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>>2794936

>> No.2794961

>>2794884
I'd feel real bad about pooping into a moe girl's mouth.

>> No.2794967

http://getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=183261

For the record, Monogokoro monomusume has a washing machine, PC, socks, panties, a chair and etc. as moe girls.

>> No.2794970

Dresser-tan? Sounds guro to me...

>> No.2794972

>>2794874

What if my "furniture" is already moe girls?

>> No.2794974

>>2794952
You learned using summoning without a vessel? Any advice for me? I want to use magic too.

>> No.2794980

>>2794936

i dont think fucking furniture was covered in the 7 deadly sins

>> No.2794987

>>2794974
I just imagined I had a vessel, and it worked.

>> No.2794988

>>2794974
First piece of advice: Magic doesn't exist.

>> No.2794991

>>2794967
I have to read it.

>> No.2794996
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>>2794980
Uh, they're definitely furniture.

>> No.2794995

>>2794988
No, magic is a wonderful thing that can make everyone happy!

>> No.2795000

No, just no. People are not furniture. Well, maybe pillows, but that's about it.

However, there is a good /d/ doujin on this subject.

>> No.2795007

>>2794988

Second piece of advice: small bombs

>> No.2795016

You guys are crazy.

>> No.2795025

>>2795016
oh hi, enjoying your first day here?

>> No.2795041

>>2794987
Thanks, it worked.

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>>2795016
>>>/rs/You_are_the_crazy_one_anonymous

>> No.2795053

>>2795041
You're welcome. Who did you summon?

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2795062

This is now a Seven Stakes of Purgatory thread.

>> No.2795075

>>2795062
>This is now a LEGLEGSLEGSLEGSLEGS thread.

>> No.2795097

>>2795053
Well, it's not perfect yet, so she is really unstable right now, but right now I can feel Belphegor's presence and her faint form.

>> No.2795104

>>2795097
Just be careful that when she fully materialize she doesn't kill you with her non-existence

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2795113

I tried to summon some furniture and I got this crazy looking thing instead. Where did I go wrong?

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>>2795075
>This is now an Ange X Mammon thread

>> No.2795142

>>2795113
When you tried to summon more than one at the same tiEEEEE JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT

>> No.2795149

>>2795142
See this is why playing with you things you don't understand is bad. The poor bastard probably ended up summoning Cthulu.

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ASSmodeus

>> No.2795185

Fuck your chair and bed, a computer girl is the only way to go. She already knows your fetishes, and wouldn't mind wasting time with you.

>> No.2795232

You know, it'd be totally sweet and kickass if you could summon monsters and stuff for real, but you can't. Give it up, man.

>> No.2795236

>>2795232
You're just not believing hard enough.

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