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Well, just clicked through vndb's random quotes at the bottom, trying to guess the VN that it came from, and thought it might be fun to see if the average /jp/er could guess them as well. shall we have a go?
starting off easy:
VN 1)
"I can't see people as human"
"The person I just chased off with the verbal equivalent of a nuclear bomb used to be my friend"
"Of course. We can just use the refrigerator next door."
"A single person produces more meat than I expected"

VN 2)
"Really...! I, I wasn't looking at your breasts...."
"D, did you hear that!? Arata said he wanted to think!"
"The ground can be a dangerous weapon if it hits you hard."
"When I really act like a princess, I practically ooze elegance!"
"That's right, idiots don't catch colds."

VN 3)
"My computer got a virus called "HIV", and if I start it up, smoke comes out of it."
"You are an uncute, uncharming, unsexy, titless little sister!"
"Y, you... Don't create such a painful event in the morning, you sister-character!"

>> No.2790986

4)
"Forgive me for making more passes at you from here on"
"What had until now been bands of light were changing into tentacles dripping with slime."
"Uu.... I was eaten..."
"Arawn-sama......hurt me more....... "
"Waahhh!! Just duel me, I said!!"
"What's this?.....This.....fluffy bunch?"
"I was dead for a while."
"You seem like you won't break even if you die."
"Look, what's mine is mine, and what's yours is also all mine!"

5)
"Whose eyes are those eyes?"
"I am a shrine maiden who was born to offer the pure blood of my line to a hero."

6)
"The person I love, my family and my relatives, everyone, everone!! I'l protect them."
"This is my truth!"
"Uryu...... Doing all of the Seven Sisters would be pretty though......"

>> No.2790990

7)
"P-Please don't needlessly remember my masturbation cycle"
"Don't emit your host beam since it is perverted!"
"Fufu, I'm going to violate you."
"But master is master's master, so you're master."
"I'll do my best! I'm going to melt Mom too!"

8)
"Dead people can't be alive!"
"You are infinitely better than an alarm clock."
"Yes. I'm the girl you killed yesterday. I'm glad you remember."
"If you don't listen to me, I'll rape you right here."

9)
"You should just watch out for cars, crows and a baker guy whose eyes look piercing"
"Ooooops, wait for me my lunch!"
"Both of you are weird!"
"So, tea."
"You guys are demons!"
"That's right...We were always together...In this world. In this sad, lonely world"

>> No.2790995 [DELETED] 

2 is Princess Waltz, 3, is YMK.

>> No.2790996

1. Saya no Uta

>> No.2790998

1 is SnU, 2 is Princess Waltz, 3, is YMK.

>> No.2790999

10)
"The bloodstains fit you perfectly."
"Rooftop Schoolgirl Boob-Grabbing Festival!"
"Woojoo ryke-a kupp obb kowfee?"
"I told you not to eat those mushrooms!"
"You're the Titless Twintail Monster!"

11)
"Then I had the following sequence of thoughts: (1) man, this is weird; (2) hmm, I certainly didn't build that fire;

(3) so she must have; (4) man, this is weird."
"...and what are you going to do? Rape me?"
"... don't mind me. I'll be fine. It's not me. See. I just have no control over this."

12)
"You can't be feeling well, to ring the door bell."
"Ummm, oniichan, don't touch me there..."
"It's not a TV antenna!"
"Well, my thigh area gets wiggly. What could that be?"
"This is my second bedroom -- I mean, my classroom."
"...He teaches Science, Physics, and Patience."
"I'm a walking microwave oven of love, papa!"
"You look unappetizing..."
"I didn't know we had enough money to even worry about managing it."

>> No.2791003

5. Chaos;Head
6. Umineko
9. Clannad

>> No.2791005

8) Tsukihime

>> No.2791007

13)
"Make it as mild as it can be please..."
"Uwaa, you touched me in a weird place!!"
"Wa~, it has a boy's smell~"
"Make it as mild as it can be please..."

14)
"Senpai is Senpai because you have a really bad personality"
"We didn't even need the choice pop-up window."
"Hey! Why is my mouth answering so honestly!?"

15)
"We're weird, huh? You, me, and everyone else."
"One must never ask for a woman's age. This is an ironclad rule established to ensure the survival of the human race."
"As punishment, I had to complete a redemption assignment. It was specifically designed to make suicide seem like an attractive alternative."

>> No.2791013

16)
"I have never seen anyone talk so heatedly and so defensively about absolutely nothing before."

17)
"After all, it wouldn't be good to do it on your sister's bed!"
"Um... am I supposed to take off my clothes?"

18)
"Oh, there's a cat. I can put that cat in my anus..."

19)
"Naturally, I knows the hacker"

20)
"Who the fuck would genuflect at this late hour?! AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES GENUFLECT MEAN ANYWAY?!"

>> No.2791016

>>2791013
18 seems so familiar, but I can't remember from what.
20 is obviously OMGWTFOTL

>> No.2791018

19) Ever17

>> No.2791024

12. Is that Wind -a breath of heart-?

>> No.2791031

21)
"I'll tear this filthy world apart...with my own two hands! NO ONE WILL ESCAPE JUDGMENT!"
"La la la la la la la...Time to SPLIT THE EARTH."

22)
"Haauu... it hurts... it hurts, Onii-chan..."
"What kind of sleeping posture involves crawling under the bed?!"

23)
"...You stupid Shirou. I told you it hurts. ...I'm never going to have sex with you again."
"How terrible. If she was going to die, I wanted to kill her myself."
""Oh, so Sakura's already awake." Then she should be in the kitchen."
"Ridiculous, you do not understand even now...?! This is your final warning, Shirou. Please make lunch right now!"
"You should just be surprised about one thing. You're not skilled enough to handle two."
"I searched until the sun set, and the only thing I figured out was how useless I am."
"Tohsaka is in a good mood, I think because she saw me getting beat around a lot."

>> No.2791043

>>2791013
16. Higurashi?

>> No.2791040

23) too obvious

>> No.2791051

18 is Sagara Family, or something like that. 23 has me stumped though, anyone got any ideas?

>> No.2791058

>>2791043
Shit, let me change that to Katawa Shoujo. I must be getting mixed up.

>> No.2791062

>>2791024
no it is not

>>2791043
nope

>> No.2791067

4. Tears to tiara
7. Wanko

>> No.2791072

allright, if you guys want things a bit harder

24)
"Haauu... it hurts... it hurts, Onii-chan..."
"What kind of sleeping posture involves crawling under the bed?!"

25)
"...It's so rural that it almost makes me wanna pee."
"Don't hesitate. You can praise me more."

26)
"Haah, I sound like a vacuum cleaner."

27)
"Raping girls is your job!?"

>> No.2791080

>>2791031
21: Crimsoness?

>> No.2791088

>>2791080
yup

>> No.2791108

too bad you can google the answers

>> No.2791114

>>2791062
okay. then is 12. brass restoration?

some of those lines sure look familiar, but i can't pin a single one down exactly.

>> No.2791124

>>2791108
Not always, try to google 13.

>> No.2791132

>>2791124
リトルバスターズ！

>> No.2791172

All I got:

1) Saya no Uta
3) Yume Miru Kusuri
6) Umineko 4
7) Wanko to Kurasou
8) Tsukihime
10) It's on the tip of my tongue, but I'm not totally sure
16) Not Katawa Shoujo, I hope
19) Ever17
20) OMGWTFOTL
22) ONE, I think
23) Fate/Stay of course
24) Same as 22
26) I've seen it, but can't remember the name.

>> No.2791188

Isn't 2 Princess Waltz?

>> No.2791187

Should I be proud or disgusted that I can do this?

>> No.2791199

28) Let me recharge your mana

>> No.2791201

28)ahhhhn, ahhhhhn, ahnnn

>> No.2791204

>>2791172
actually 16) IS katawa shoujo
22) is One

fuck, pasted it twice as 24), whoops

>> No.2791205

Wait a second. Are there repeats or something, and not just 22 and 24?

Anyway, 12 is probably Da Capo since I guessed everything else I could think of already.

>> No.2791208

14 seems too familiar, is it Brass Restoration?

>> No.2791209

>>2791201
Hmmm, I think I've heard something like that before but for some reason I can't remember

>> No.2791214

>>2791205
no repeats, I just fucked up and double posted One
yup, 12 is Da Capo

>>2791208
yup, brass restoration

>> No.2791256

10) Is Yukizakura I think.

>> No.2791262

>>2791214
17 must be Wind then. I have a hard time differentiating that from Da Capo.

>> No.2791282

So is 2 Princess Waltz or not?

>> No.2791292

28) My nipples collaborated with the wind.

should be easy modo with that thread 2(?) days ago.

>> No.2791300

>>2791172
>16) Not Katawa Shoujo, I hope
Bad news for you, buddy.

>> No.2791312
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2791312

>>2791300

>> No.2791336

10. Snow Sakura

You guys grabbed the rest already.

>> No.2791353

10 is Snow Sakura I think

>> No.2791358

What is this about putting a cat in one's ass?

>> No.2791360

>>2791256
yup, 10 is snow sakura
>>2791262
17 is wind, good job
>>2791282
yeah, princess waltz
>>2791292
haha, cross channel, I remember that

>> No.2791426

Hmm, everything has been named except number 11 and 15. 11 is one of my favorites, too.

>> No.2791435

>>2791426
I'm pretty sure I've seen screenshots of the "what are you going to do? Rape me?" line posted here before. But I don't know what that's from.

>> No.2791470

>>2791426
18 was named?

>> No.2791527

18 is a game by g-collections
Either Pick me honey or I'm gonna serve you 4

>> No.2791540

11 sounds fun, anyone has found it?

>> No.2791556

>>2791540
True Remembrance

>> No.2791567

>>2791556
Thanks.

>> No.2791637

>>2791527
Not OP, but that is correct.
I know #15, but I'm not naming it because I contributed all of those quotes myself (actually, I contributed a lot of the OP quotes).

>> No.2792114

>>2791637
Ever17 needs more quotes than just one bad translation, perhaps the quotes from the OP?

"I'm not like everyone else. Don't act like I'm your friend, alright?"
"When you close your eyes, I disappear."
"I am...You!"
"I'll be waiting for you to come for me."
"It's what happens, that's just the way it is, alright?"

>> No.2792125

>>2792114
>more quotes than just one bad translation
Right, it needs several.
"You're stupidity is terminal"

>> No.2792447

28) "The pleasure of being cummed inside"

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