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Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:39:27 2009 No.2789887 [Reply] [Original]

Kyrie>Rosa>Natsuhi>Eva

Kyrie doesn't smoke but she carries a lighter JUST to light his cigarettes for him. A woman who will do that for you will learn how to cook and all of the shit you want for a submissive woman. And while they're doing this, she's a fucking detective or some shit so she's hard as fuck and probably beats criminals until they confess which is totally cool with me, as long as she brings that shit home too.

Rosa's awesome because she won't stand for any shit you try to pull. After like 5 years of being married to her, you'd be the sort of man that shits lightning and pisses heroine. You'd be punching through fucking titanium and then laughing at the puny element that DARED to stand to your manly fist.

Natsuhi is good. She's pretty awesome, and she'll stick up for you so you don't look bad. But are you going to be a better man out of it? No. Are you ever going to wipe that fucking stuffy look off her face? No.

Eva? Fuck Eva. What has she done other than "kill everyone"? That's fucking right: nothing. Why the fuck do you think George has some sort of furniturephilia? That shit's disgusting. Would you fuck your chair? Your desk? Some picture frames? A wardrobe? Fuck no you wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:41:01 2009 No.2789896 File: 53 KB, 550x686, 1622598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you truing to imply that Natsuhi isnt the best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:42:27 2009 No.2789901 >>2789887 protip: they all suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:42:27 2009 No.2789902 File: 53 KB, 550x686, 1622598.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you trying to imply that Natsuhi isnt the best?

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Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Thu Jun 18 15:43:27 2009 No.2789903

Rosa? Fuck Rosa. What has she done other than abuse her daughter and run a company into the ground? That's fucking right: nothing. Why the fuck do you think Maria has some sort of imaginary friend? That shit's depressing. Would you play with your chair? Your desk? Some picture frames? A wardrobe? Fuck no you wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:43:27 2009 No.2789906 >Why the fuck do you think George has some sort of furniturephilia? That shit's disgusting. Would you fuck your chair? Your desk? Some picture frames? A wardrobe? Fuck no you wouldn't. 9/10

>>	Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. Thu Jun 18 15:44:27 2009 No.2789909 File: 405 KB, 520x908, e41bb080ef0611d2fa4ad9ebd5c0c13d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2789887 lol NO Natsuhi > Kyrie > other shitty moms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:45:27 2009 No.2789913 >>2789906 >9/10 Yeah, he's so fucking original.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:46:27 2009 No.2789920 File: 241 KB, 640x480, 1244718538349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Natsuhi's way too good for Krauss, all he ever did was punch a goat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:48:27 2009 No.2789932 >>2789887 George became a badass BECAUSE of Eva teaching him practically every martial art under the sun. Also, I'd Shannon. Every jelly roll.

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Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:49:27 2009 No.2789944

>>2789920
Krauss's and the goat's double rush made for times 4.
With a miracle as an ally, the firm promise of a critical hit doubled it again for times 8.
On top of that, there was an amplification of times 20, equal to the number of loser flags, making for times 160.
At a glace, that was an incredible amplification, but even so, Krauss's power level was 6.
Even multiplied by 160, it only made for a power level of 960.
Just barely below the goat's 1000...!
"That's why I said you weren't composed. It's your blunder. If they had crashed like that, you would have won."
"H, hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!! Even if that were so, it all comes to the same thing if this right straight smashes Krauss's head!! Die Ushiromiya Krauss!!!"
"......Take this, the strongest strike of the boxing world."
After repelling Krauss's right straight, the goat's right straight attacked the right side of Krauss's face, which had been left open...
But there, it crossed Krauss's left straight...
The two punches crossed, and time stopped as each aimed for the face of the other......
"Ho, .........hohohoho. To think that it would be timed for a simultaneous strike! But his power level stops at x160, making it 960!! It doesn't reach up to my child's 1000...!"
".........No. Virgilia-san. ......It's your loss."
"Why?!"

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Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:50:27 2009 No.2789948

"You made him repel the first cross-counter. ......Certainly, if another right straight after were to hit, Krauss-san would probably be in pieces.
...However, that was crossed......... That's no good. Sorry, but this is a complete loss for you and this goat."
A cross-counter has 4 times the destructive power.
This is common knowledge in boxing.
And if that is blocked, and the right straight hits, then the double cross-counter has 8 times the destructive power.
This is also common knowledge in boxing.
If that is crossed......
By the principle of leverage, the triple cross then multiplies the destructive power by 12!
This is also painfully common knowledge in the boxing world!!
It's even written in a <g>Minmeishobou</g> book!
".........Krauss-san's power level is 6."
"The rushing from both sides is times 4."
Th, the critical hit is times 8."
And times 160 for tripping too many loser flags."
"......And times 12 again for the triple cross-counter."
"T, ......times 1920......"
His power level is 11520...!!
Krauss's punch now had the power to easily win the very first Tenkaichi Budokai...!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:51:27 2009 No.2789952 4chan presented in association with: http://www.An4nTalk.com/ ("4" = "o") kjfogggddjjdysgyghkhjgghgdggooo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:52:27 2009 No.2789955 File: 2.34 MB, 2830x1564, 4176739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:55:27 2009 No.2789976 Kyrie > the rest. Rosa is 'broken' Natsuhi nearly killed everyone at the end, like rosa. Eva, killed everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:56:27 2009 No.2789980 >>2789955 Picture may have been fine if it wasn't the the SLUT on the far right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 15:58:27 2009 No.2789996 Kyrie is the best. And also, she is the culprit, and this turns me on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:00:27 2009 No.2790008 Rosa's voice makes me hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:02:27 2009 No.2790019 On one hand, Kyrie shooting Leviathan out of the air was badass. But so was Rosa going on a goat killing spree. "......Just try laying one finger on Maria in front of me. I'll show you just how lukewarm the hell you came from is."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:04:27 2009 No.2790031 >>2790019 Rosa is awesome at DOOM.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:05:27 2009 No.2790039 File: 177 KB, 480x600, 4480313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2790008 That's why she's mai wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:05:27 2009 No.2790040 >>2790008 voice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:06:27 2009 No.2790049 >>2790019 Rosa loses all her points when she 'breaks' though. Which is really often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:06:27 2009 No.2790052 >>2790008 I guess you're talking about the voice you hear in your head when you read her lines

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:08:27 2009 No.2790060 >>2790049 that only makes my dick harder

>>	Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. Thu Jun 18 16:10:27 2009 No.2790080 File: 552 KB, 1024x768, b67424b51ecd31ea1f1ab5c720c1626e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2790008 Nice voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:10:27 2009 No.2790078 File: 77 KB, 646x505, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this caught me with my guard down. I began to choke on water and ice, and the mystery was solved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:13:27 2009 No.2790090 B-But Natsuhi's hair!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:13:27 2009 No.2790093 File: 108 KB, 884x565, 1245222697825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:14:27 2009 No.2790096 >>2790008 >>2790052 If so, I agree. Black-Rosa's roaring voice is perfect in my mind. And she used that tone for her rants during ROSA MUSOU. Shit was awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:15:27 2009 No.2790101 Natsuhi has a golden wing in her heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:15:27 2009 No.2790104 File: 122 KB, 282x600, 1683388_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2790090 ...True.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:18:27 2009 No.2790119 File: 223 KB, 826x1169, 6e4e8a7efe625611a736e826af4361b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2790101 Actually she's just delusional because Kinzo is dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:19:27 2009 No.2790129 >>2790080 Oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:19:27 2009 No.2790130 >>2790119 It happened sometime in the past, that's why Natsuhi was more composed in front of Eva after "meeting" Kinzo. I want to believe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:22:27 2009 No.2790143 Kyrie doesn't strike me as being submissive. More of a "partner" than a "wife."

>>	Anonymous of Austria Thu Jun 18 16:28:27 2009 No.2790170 >>2790143 She was Rudolf's business partner before they married.

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Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:32:27 2009 No.2790180

>>2790119
>>2790101
Natsuhi was truly a fool! Whether you have a Golden Wing or not is irrelevant! Those who think things like, "If only I had a Golden Wing..." can never reach the true Top! That's because...that's because true power resides in those who believe in their power to the very end! Surely, a true Ushiromiya, a real Kizno, has a Golden Wing in their heart!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:33:27 2009 No.2790187 >>2790180 Natsuhi = Nono. Suddenly the gradient hair makes complete sense. Natsuhi committed the murders with small black holes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:34:24 2009 No.2790189 Stop spamming us, you dumb niggers: http://www.AnjnTalk.com/ (replace "j" with "o") sjgdyygfgghdfhhshdyihf

>>	Anonymous of Austria Thu Jun 18 16:36:27 2009 No.2790196 >>2790180 And then she killed 6 people including her husband. The heir who doesn't trust his wife and hides the gold for so long is not worthy of the One Winged Eagle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:49:27 2009 No.2790250 >>2790040 >>2790052 http://www.animate.tv/asx/p09060043_2acm23_nb.asx http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N6681RZ3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:50:27 2009 No.2790251 File: 45 KB, 347x346, d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2790180 >>2790180 >>2790180

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:54:27 2009 No.2790269 Sorry for changing the subject, but was Natsuhi's death confirmed at the end of Episode 1?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 16:57:27 2009 No.2790274 >>2790269 Never explicitly "dead" to my memory, but it's in red that there's a bullet lodged in her skull. That wasn't fired from her own gun, in red.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:03:27 2009 No.2790295 >>2790274 Ah I see, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:05:27 2009 No.2790299 >>2790274 >>>/rs/The thing that shot Natsuhi wasn't a trap, it was a real shooting murder with a gun raised and trigger pulled!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:06:27 2009 No.2790304 >>2790299 D'oh red doesn't work like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:07:27 2009 No.2790307 >>2790299 Oh really? And was it said in red that she didn't shoot herself in purpose to fake her 'death'?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:11:27 2009 No.2790320 >>2790307 "Real shooting murder" implies "not suicide". As in, "a second party killed her".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:14:27 2009 No.2790334 >>2790320 If she faked her death, that's not a suicide, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 18 17:15:27 2009 No.2790341 >>2790320 >>2790334 Wooops, I didn't read that : >As in, "a second party killed her".

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