hololive

[Anonymous No.]

hololive

[Anonymous No.]

はあちゃまえちえち

[Anonymous No.]

きｔら！！！

[Anonymous No.]

This feels invasive

[Anonymous No.]

wait a fucking second
Don't tell me there are retards in this fucking thread that listen to ASMR with fucking speakers

[Anonymous No.]

I love Towa.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this supposed to be enjoyable or is Haato just shit at it?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is this sound haachama

[Anonymous No.]

What is the relation between these videos?

[Anonymous No.]

Roboco, your construction reps...

[Anonymous No.]

TIME TO CUM BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

well since my knees are gone, it's good my ears are being massaged.

[Anonymous No.]

this is said every thread but, im gonna be first. Im gomnna com

[Anonymous No.]

It feels like I'm getting my ears cleaned. Thanks, Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhh ~ the whispering~

[Anonymous No.]

>EAR BLOWING
IM LOSING IT

[Anonymous No.]

Getting earfucked by Haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

I'M FEELING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>fap noise
Haachama has a dick!?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48

Get in here faggots

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>amazing 3d"""live""" curry shilling concert
>Suisei's long awating 3d concert day after was a collab fest and amazing
>this lovely dog cat couple singing and rappping hearts at each other just a few hours later
So blessed to get these 3 back to back.
And fuck the redditdragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>chaama making you feel good

[Anonymous No.]

It’s like I’m in a cave how do you fap to this?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896939
she's uh... she's trying... probably

[Anonymous No.]

kneel before the chama.

[Anonymous No.]

why does roboco have a bdsm thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

I FEEL THE CHAMA OVERTAKING ME!

[Anonymous No.]

Yo

[Anonymous No.]

>Mio's model permanently stuck in a pained grimace
They really need to figure out the at-home 3d face tracking

[Anonymous No.]

oh yes, haachama
give it to me
give me the giggles while you rub the slime all over my ears
give me the whispers
ask me if I'm feeling good
or nice

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Anonymous No.]

>Mio gurenge
3 times in a fucking day let's go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896918
>>27896920
She secretly has a boyfriend though doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

I FEEL LIKE IM BEING TORTURED WHILE THIS BITCH ASKS ME IF IM FINE

[Anonymous No.]

Do you people unironically like haachama ASMR? Because is so bad that is funny, this not even erotic

[Anonymous No.]

CURSED ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Y-yes, I'm feeling good Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Xoomers WW@

[Anonymous No.]

Gurenge?

[Anonymous No.]

bros Im horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896945
shes a combat robot, not a construction robot

[Anonymous No.]

MY BLAIN...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896984
she's her own cumpet

[Anonymous No.]

OoT... Skyrim...

[Anonymous No.]

The fucking slime noise was so ecchi

[Anonymous No.]

Is it even legal
I heard she is just 17

[Anonymous No.]

I might never be able to get the slime out my ear, but I'm just happy to be spending time with Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

haachama holy

[Anonymous No.]

Post Chamas, I need to coom

[Anonymous No.]

I feel violated

[Anonymous No.]

>finally comes back
>has to prostitute herself with ASMR to regain her audience right away
Why is she such a massive slut?

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to YouTube banning ASMR? I remember her having a hell of a time trying to do ASMR for members months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is she doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896911
>>27896720

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA YOUR BREATHING INTO MY EAR IM GONNA START COOMING

[Anonymous No.]

Mio gurenge

[Anonymous No.]

H...have you coomed yet, Haaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896984
Donkey is sexy

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is reminding me of when I used to go to the chinky place for a rub and tug.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like an alien is trying to bore into my skull, I shouldn't have got the good headphones out.

[Anonymous No.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Another Gurenge

[Anonymous No.]

I love Aqua!
Aqua appearing in Pekora's chat https://youtu.be/JWW6ZBcU65c?t=209

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, any haatons here?
What does haachama do in members and how active is she there?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't fap to this. It's just too funny and cute. It's making me giggle more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896939
Yeah she's shit at it, but nothing is better than ASMR from the girl you love.

[Anonymous No.]

My retarded daughter is trying her best! Don't you dare laugh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
love nene

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896935
par for the course for the imbeciles itt. im not even surprised

[Anonymous No.]

my left ear feels like someone is trying to dig out a stick of earwax like that one shrek used for a candle

[Anonymous No.]

my ears are violated

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, so I've never listened to ASMR before.
Am I supposed to jack off to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896975
Don't shitpost with my wife and her girlfriend thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like im getting tentacle raped in one ear while being whispered to in the other.

[Anonymous No.]

I am c

[Anonymous No.]

The breathing in my right ear is hot but the fingering of my left ear is uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896973
Ok, but I will keep my audio mono, I really don't like ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

it feels like she is directly attacking my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>gurenge
Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896939
Its probably a combination of her being bad and a shit mic

[Anonymous No.]

my blain...

[Anonymous No.]

>people fap to this
I guess haatons are really just as brain-damaged as Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
god dog

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA TRYING HER BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>Gurenge
Miosha...

[Anonymous No.]

Gurenge Love

[Anonymous No.]

>Gurenge again
Please stop.......

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>GURENGE
THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I"VE HEARD IT TODAY

[Anonymous No.]

pekoーら好きだ！！

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896918
>>27896898
>Holo pretending to give us an eye exam asmr when?
that is the one thing I miss since I got my laser eye surgery. I got to lie down in a comfy chair in an air conditioned room for 15 minutes while an asian woman in her late 20's or early 30's said "better, or worse" over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

COOMERS SHUT THE FUCK UP MIOSHA'S SINGING

[Anonymous No.]

>gurenge again
Miosha...

[Anonymous No.]

ooooofffff

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't let Moona log in...I just want to watch Pekora play Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

STOP

STOP SINGING GURENGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896981
YAB
yamero, moudenai

>>27897052
ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896938
Gen 4 idol outfits when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896938
Thank you for this blessing, Suisei. I will now subscribe to your channel.

[Anonymous No.]

Sound like she shove the mic inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

Haaton meido, if you are here. Abuse your power just like last time

[Anonymous No.]

PECOR BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf mio

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897029
She’s picking up where she left off. She was going to do this the day she got suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896987
SNOOP DOG

[Anonymous No.]

i'm going to be honest, asmr does nothing for me

[Anonymous No.]

Even if we were exclusively basing it on design alone, Haato is still the most fuckable gen 1 girl by an extremely large margin. It's outrageous how hot she can be despite being the most retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

MIKOTI AISHITE

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no chat

[Anonymous No.]

エリートMikoち！

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Korone and Okayu are doing now that their stream is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897029
The ASMR was supposed to be before she was chinkbanned

[Anonymous No.]

Here come the retards crying about gurenge again

[Anonymous No.]

My ears are being cleaned and my soul is being healed

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck's sake, this is the third Gurenge today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897066
Yeah just go with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897066
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>GURENGE
I'm so tired of this fucking song.

[Anonymous No.]

Joining hololive is guaranteed success isn’t it

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAH Haachama is fucking my ears with her futa cock

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, is time for gurenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896715
Ok throw away streamlink.

Download the youtube-dl zip, and extract it into c:/yt

Then go and download ffmpeg and unzip it into c:/yt/bin

in that c:/yt folder make a new file and name it ytdl.bat (if you dont have view extensions on in explorer turn them on bing for how)

right click on ytdl.bat and choose edit. Paste in this command:

c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*

Now any time you want to download a YT video, press win+R to open the run prompt, type cmd and hit enter. In the command window type cd c:/yt and hit enter. Now just type ytdl <paste in the YT URL> and it will download it. If the download fails due to a server problem or connection timeout just press up (last command) and hit enter and it will resume. Easiest is to just keep a window open that's ready to go in c:/yt that's what I do. I download a few videos a day like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897066
You are supposed to close your eyes and imagine Haachma standing behind you molesting your ears while you touch yourself gently

[Anonymous No.]

Uhm... Yea... I guess ASMR isn't for me, have fun degenelates

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896974
Fuck off attentionwhor. Good holos (Unlike Mel) are streaming at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896935
PEkon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897029
Dick makes the chaama work

[Anonymous No.]

>what do you want me to say in english
DICKS OUT DICKS OUT DICKS OUT GET IT IN YOUR HAND

[Anonymous No.]

My right ear feels like I'm venturing into someone's insides.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lets Go
LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897105
Soon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897047
It feels like that even in shit gaymer headset
I want my next chapter Shiromanta you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I'm having a good chuckle mate.

[Anonymous No.]

I need an adult...

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora made Moona an experimental USADA HYBRID SHOES.
What a good boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897020
19 soon

[Anonymous No.]

>comment whatever you want me to say
Hnnnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.]

>Japanese teenager gives me a massage while talking in semi-broken english, in australia.
this takes me back.

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897101
I smell a fat leech...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896994
been locked down for months

[Anonymous No.]

>went inside Miko house
>creeper spawn in

[Anonymous No.]

Yabai

[Anonymous No.]

>all these idiots who think ASMR automatically means you're supposed to jerk off to it
just sit back and enjoy the ASMR feeling, retards

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what the brain_fuck tag is like?

[Anonymous No.]

>Dying message
harsh lol, but seriously what was with that creeper?

[Anonymous No.]

>takes requests
>people spam poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897101
It's too late anon I'm logging in RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

kimochi...janai.... jitsuwa.....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Is Haachama turned on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897121
Matsuri and Mel are much more fuckable

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
LOVE NENE AHOY

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896918
Everyone else is cooming while I'm enjoying Mio singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897030
>>>/qa/

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I don't want to miss Pekokino but this ASMR stream is good. Update me when something happen pekobros.

[Anonymous No.]

>what do you want me to say in English
>SAY POGGERS XD
God I fucking hate these people

[Anonymous No.]

Just clean my ears like normal, Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897115
haaton meido is sharkmeido

[Anonymous No.]

Cover seriously needs to get more permissions for music. It's the same ten damn songs every stream.

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMACHAMA HEAVEN

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.reddit.com/user/7216_official/comments/je3fkp/hello/

Next please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896939
she's kinda shit i guess, that said i never got any tingle ever since chocomatsuri ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897029
Newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>Okayu singing cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
rumao @ windows

[Anonymous No.]

>do ASMR stream
>touch the mic over and over
why do they do this

[Anonymous No.]

HAATCHAMA HEAVEN GONNA MAKE ME COOM AIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>Nice English voice
Debatable
>You're so cute
I take it back

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMACHAHEAVEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897126
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897121

[Anonymous No.]

I want to thank all the anons for all the positive Fubuki posting as of lately! Let's continue to support our friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>Opens Mios stream
>that voice
w-whoa....

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897040
wait a second...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897105
Not soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897117
Who's give that review?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what it sounds like to be swallowed by someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>This is heaven
>Haachamachama heaven
Sure why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897185
I don't know, but i am

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm being lobotomi

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897179
>>27897200
That's not very poggers of you bros

[Anonymous No.]

>at work
>haachama's ASMR
I'm threading some dangerous line here.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama's plump soft body hugging me from the side while she whispers in my ear and plays with my other ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897096
I AM COOMING TO MISO'S SINGING
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
>c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*
Oh shit anon what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>please love nene
No.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Haachama doing in my ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>she said I love you to me
See you later losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897185
when isn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897160
It's just an experiment under the pretense of gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
or just
streamlink *link* best -o ytDLisSHIT.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>i love you

[Anonymous No.]

pekonanora

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA I'M AT MY FUCKING LIMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
for streamlink
streamlink <link> best -r filename.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897029
Every holo is a slut in their own way. Just wish some of them would admit they're my pretend girlfriend like haachama.

Also she was gonna do this stream on the day she got banned, so it's mostly a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897148
turn over baby.. oooh.... you want suck??

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897054
As soon as she started talking in English I started laughing.
"Oh, you said I love it, not I love you".
STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, HAACHAMA, MY BONER IS DYING HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897170
did you have your dick out then too?

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama I can't masturbate to this, you're making me laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>I love you too
And I came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
holy based thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897067
he only shitpost is the redditdragon. Rest of hololive is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell is going on in my skull

[Anonymous No.]

Mion...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897092
I don't see you fuckers bitch when they keep singing Lion

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897176
Supposedly some people don't get that feeling. I assume those are the people who think ASMR is a jerking off thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896993
Go where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897080
3 weeks of pent up seben

[Anonymous No.]

Please help me oh god I expected to be in for something amazing since 3 weeks ago but this is totally out of this world help I'm hyperventilating my head is spinning and my hearts beating so fast it hurts but I still can't stop myself from watching Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896263
The bump ended, the people new to her lost interest and her viewers went back to normal levels. Probably feels pretty disappointing after getting her hopes up about growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>please love nene ahoy cute
no need to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897126
Probably shlicking to the thought of one another in different rooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897221
festival

[Anonymous No.]

Lord Christ
I am gonna die from fapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897219
I-I don't mind gurenge now...

[Anonymous No.]

>all these Poggers in the chat

I'm gonna fucking murder someone for real

[Anonymous No.]

I FEEL SO FUCIKNG TICKLISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>kino week

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897202
I listened to an indie utawaku the other day and it's so fucking refreshing hearing different songs for once

[Anonymous No.]

So i bought HyperX cloud alpha S headphones for this asmr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897204
Festival...

[Anonymous No.]

Rayconns suck, I hope I'm the only one with a pair of these, at least they were a gift...

[Anonymous No.]

What's the enchantments on Pekora's Hybrid Shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the meaning of Poggers?

[Anonymous No.]

It feels like Haachama is sloshing my brain wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897121
Her horny retard energy only enhances her design

[Anonymous No.]

>I love you
I LOVE YOU TOO HAATO

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897251
fucking it

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the anon who waited 3 weeks makes it a tribute
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897240
Shut up

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897222
Not sure about vore but this is definitely what it sounds to have someone tounge your ear.
I would know of course...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897176
I would say ASMR is more like a massage of your eardrums more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

POV you hold your head underwater in the bathtub

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
These people...

[Anonymous No.]

God I fucking hate twitch fags

[Anonymous No.]

>Zero(0) tingles so far
My ears are fucked from noel's roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>what is the meaning of poggers
boner is dead

[Anonymous No.]

it's like haachama's putting popping candy into my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896994
It's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>HAACHAMA SAY POGGERS
RUINED
ITS FUCKING RUINED

[Anonymous No.]

Stream ruined. Fucking twitchfags

[Anonymous No.]

Mio looks like in a constant state of deep pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897176
I can't, ASMR is not enjoyable for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry bros... I'm not gonna make it, I'm not going to see that asmr, everytime I try I feel I'm going deaf or having some sort of stroke.
At least Mio mama is singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
Also, you should add this if you want to use youtube-dl
--hls-use-mpegts

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897251
laying eggs

[Anonymous No.]

P O G G E R S

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897095
>laser eye surgery
It might be off-topic, but as a fellow blindfuck, is it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896911
Da Pump - If

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>holy ceo cute bun

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897160
wait i dont catch it whats the enchantment?

[Anonymous No.]

>naked, dick in hand, full mast, eyea closed
>haachama: I love you too! Wait, you said you love it, not me. Sorry, I misunderstood.
Fucking lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

She said it bros....she actually said it

[Anonymous No.]

>SHE SAID THE POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

SAY POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896939
Her last one was good. Being in English is handicapping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>is it a bug word
HAACHAMA?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897246

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897280
I assume some of those people are idiots who listen to it with speakers.

[Anonymous No.]

Mio's 3D model is as shitty as RBC

[Anonymous No.]

pog stream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
my entire ojou archive was deleted, fuck towafgs

[Anonymous No.]

told you the tourists would ruin it

[Anonymous No.]

retards in chat....

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
dick instantly limp

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS DUDE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

[Anonymous No.]

>What is the meaning of poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897217
Fubuki is the cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK TWITCHFAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897221
>>27897117
Matsuri left that during her really early Minecraft stream last week. Was a day after the oversleeping drama?

[Anonymous No.]

>immediately saying a word she doesn't know the meaning of after being suspended for 3 weeks for saying word

[Anonymous No.]

feels like my brain is being raped by haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Mio's been doing her singing reps god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
I hate twitchtards

[Anonymous No.]

>Poggers ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897281
Back...
Honestly if they bring back swimsuits hololive would become so strong not even the algorithm could stop it

[Anonymous No.]

omg reddit bros she said the word! Haha!

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason I bet Haachama would give really good thighjobs :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>WHAT IS MEANING OF POGGERS
OH NONONONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.]

I'm envious of Haatons. Where is Mel's ASMR where she drains her chocoball bull's cum out of her pussy ???

[Anonymous No.]

I keep hearing boogers for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897307
Pogsorry...

[Anonymous No.]

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

>http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897121
always has been

[Anonymous No.]

>40k watching the CrrepeShow
no not the ASMR one, I honestly thought this stream would have less than the usual 30k

[Anonymous No.]

I'M POGGING IN MY PANTS UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897290
These are the faggots that make up the English fanbase now

[Anonymous No.]

Haato-sama needs asmr reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897326
How come they call Gootecks poggers? How come they call Pepe monkas? I feel so old even though I'm not a grandpa yet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

artia asmr

[Anonymous No.]

All my wallies are melling away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897332
I do not blame you, I think I will enjoy being happy today over aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897355
be careful posting that anon, it might get deleted...

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897224
how are watame & luna this cute??

[Anonymous No.]

>"let ag yu wogies meru awai"
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897204
matuli...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897373
it's not rape if it's consensual anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897271
ESLchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS FOR DADDY

[Anonymous No.]

I FEEL THEM SQUIRMING IN MY EARS AAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>korone kino rap
damn right it was kino

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
LETS FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.]

>burst out laughing at her asking what poggers meant
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING POGGGGEEEEEERS

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
IM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
BROOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175
kek, they killed the CN sever? Holo CN graduation soon

[Anonymous No.]

I will never know what Aqua and Pekora said about their off collab cause they both kept it as a member only stream and no one will be able to translate the clips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897186
Fucking niggers from a dying platform with only like 50k concurrent viewers lmao. How do they manage to permeate all the good streaming sites with their toxicity. Hope Twitch goes the way of Mixer soon, no way they make enough to keep the lights on if it wasn't for Bezoz daddy giving them money.

[Anonymous No.]

Daddy...

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy
No thanks. It feels like an actual child is trying to arouse me.

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS DADDY

[Anonymous No.]

>Poggers or daddy. DADDY

[Anonymous No.]

>chance to have her say some cute or sexy
>poggers
giving internet acces without limitation was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Meh. This is one of these things that I just don't get. Feels weird to see so many people flipping out while I feel nothing.

Must be the tism.

[Anonymous No.]

guys i've saved atleast a 100 images today from these holo threads
is this normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
ok instantly came

[Anonymous No.]

She actually said poggers...

[Anonymous No.]

God dammit stop saying poggers you fucking idiot I am limp again

[Anonymous No.]

GODDAMNED

[Anonymous No.]

oh no now i'm thinking about papachama

[Anonymous No.]

>ASMR

I don't get this shit, only reason I tried watching was because it's her comeback. Do people really get turned on by this? It's just grating to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>She actually said poggers
And now my boner is dead. FUCKING THANK YOU CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>Poggers daddy
This confused my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>DADDY
AAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH I'M GONNA COOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>DADDY

OH GOD

[Anonymous No.]

As an ESL faggot I'm having a really hard time understanding Haachama right now. It would be unironically easier for me if she just spoke Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
this is garbage what is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897387
I also fap to "Mel's" ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

You newfag retards are not ready for Noel's ASMR...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897121
Retardation is actually part of the charm. But honestly, how can you say this when Mel, whose design is pure sex, exists?
>>27897187
Matsuri design is cute but I can't help but think "what an annoying bitch" everytime I look at her flustered face.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright this pogger shit ruined it for me.
Fuck these subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897246
EXTREMELY based.

[Anonymous No.]

Sora had fun in Minecraft and she got to interact with her kouhais.. now she will have to complete Ankimo house all by herself......

[Anonymous No.]

>Lotion
O M O

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897435
>>27897432
>>27897430
>>27897427
>poggers daddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.LOTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897367
How can you not love her?

[Anonymous No.]

POG ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
IM COOMING

[Anonymous No.]

Okay right now i love the bugmans more than the retards in hachama chat

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry I rofl’d when she said poggers now I’m soft again

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897300
I'm going to post it https://youtu.be/nxOHQ4wNKzg

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897425
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

LOTION OH SHIT
>>27897224
they need to fix luna or watame so the coloured bit on their skirt & stockings is on the other side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897440
>DFC Chamma
woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896935
If you have good speakers placed at 180 degrees, it's pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>moona retarded
>love nene ahoy cute
>okayu singing cat

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR
I don't like ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy and ara ara in the same sentence

My boner is confus

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck did you just say Akai

[Anonymous No.]

>is poggers nearly meaning as daddy?
UHH, POGGERS???!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897397
We're watching both. So far Pekora is more fappable and Haachama is more funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA WAIT NOT THE LOTI-

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897217
Friend always has everyone's back, so let's support her the same way she supports her Friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897023
>OkaKoro hope

[Anonymous No.]

>LOTION

[Anonymous No.]

is this avante garde asmr?

[Anonymous No.]

>Poggers daddy
aaaaaaaaaand now im soft

[Anonymous No.]

>Let all your Wall-Es Mel away
Haachama is sticking up for her colleague even at a time like this.

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck i came, fucking daddy. that surprised me. jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

How much alcohol did they send to Lamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897204
That's not how you use that site menhera...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she putting lotion in my ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897442
And?

[Anonymous No.]

Why would Mio unironically use her 3d model? It looks so bad and the mouth tracking is horrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>obligatory https://youtu.be/HMs20hxj12s

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama making fapping noises
OH YES MY FUTA FANTASIES HAVE BECOME REALITY

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes, she is lotioning her feminine penis

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers daddy
It's time to fucking nuke twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897342
and then she said "poggers" immediately after

[Anonymous No.]

LOTION KINOOOOOO AAAAAGH

[Anonymous No.]

>what does it mean

based Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897381
oh no, I feel sad again, I miss a lot of shit from Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897204
Seems more genuine that Marine's first post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897160
They're gonna explode at some point, aren't they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175
I guess 5ｃｈ narrative might be correct this time.

[Anonymous No.]

poggers asmr

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama... stop saying it...

[Anonymous No.]

MEMBERS PLEASE SHARE
ONEGAI!

[Anonymous No.]

>poggerss whatss mean?
She sounds like gollum

[Anonymous No.]

SHE KEEPS SAYING IT

[Anonymous No.]

>lubing my ears with lotion and slime while she says gay shit like pogger

T-thanks Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897448
Those are baby numbers, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897447
I'm not exactly squeamish but I actually feel like vomiting for some reason, trying to stick it out since it won't be archived but I didn't realize how much I was not a fan of ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

YOU COULD HAVE HER SAY ANYTHING
AND YOU MAKE HER SAY POGGERS
YOU FUCKING RETARDED BRAIN DEAD MONKEYS

[Anonymous No.]

Well this took a dumb turn--
>Lotion

[Anonymous No.]

>Poggers
I wonder who is behind this request

[Anonymous No.]

poggers asmr

[Anonymous No.]

Stop ssying it onegai....

[Anonymous No.]

Please no more poggers

[Anonymous No.]

She was scared to say poggers because antis
please be considerate when requesting meme stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897446
I wanted her to say "I'm back darling" or something fucking twitchniggers I wish they'd stay in the EN whores channels

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers ASMR
Haachama PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>Just say poggers I beg you

[Anonymous No.]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.]

Only Haachama can make twitch lingo sound cute and arousing.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we now officially declare 10/19 as the day Hololive won and turn it into a worldwide holiday?

[Anonymous No.]

STOP IT

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS DOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>Poggers
Ok it was nice till it lasted, back to Peko

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora ruined the iron economy of the holoserver LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

Maaaaaaaan what is this? I just got on I didn't expect this at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>she won't stop saying it
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

I will literally murder every single twitch retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop dick! Don't cum to poggers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897438
Aqua almost died searching for macarons in Tokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
KILL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897480
>pog me daddy

[Anonymous No.]

I didnt know artia was doing asmr

[Anonymous No.]

These threads turn into absolute garbage whenever there is an ASMR stream.

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS BROS
EPIC!

[Anonymous No.]

>Usada heybrid shoes

[Anonymous No.]

Usada Heybrid Shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175
中国虫のみんあさん。。。何ってこと。。。
勝利ではなく

[Anonymous No.]

fuck i can't stop laughing when she says poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897555
Which one? There's a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Someone better share the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>pissing off your JOP fanbase with an english only ASMR for your return
I never disliked a video this fast before.

[Anonymous No.]

>USADA HEYBRID SHOES

[Anonymous No.]

dont care still came

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896939
Works on me but I'm really weak to sounds like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna say the P word

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897573
Judas..

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897469
>haha you guys won't believe how good she is lmao

[Anonymous No.]

EOPs ruined my ASMR session. Thanks I guess. Back to mama Mio.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate the youtube chat.
It's like they enjoy the chat being an unusable meme garbage dump, are these guys all 12?
It doesn't matter what the streamer does it's pog kusa from the start of the stream till the end.
Who the hell even sits there just typing pog kusa all day long?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes, that's the good shit

[Anonymous No.]

IM COOMING TO THIS RETARD SAYING POGGERS ON AN ASMR COOM COOM COOM POGGEEEEEEERRRRASSS

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama is going to go on another vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897454
*hits pipe*

[Anonymous No.]

>Listening to Mio's singing on low
>Pekora's Minecraft on medium (watching)
>Haato ASMR MAX VOLUME
All at once. Why aren't you winning?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck I can't stop laughing it wasn't supposed to be this way bros

[Anonymous No.]

>luna just lording over Roboco, watching her
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

My ogd it feels as if she were just here in my room

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate twitchniggers so much, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

My headphones are shit but still enjoying this.
I membered at the start of the stream, gonna buy high end headphones and watch it again.
Anyone knows good headphones for listening to ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

if this wasn't archived the poggers asmr would make haachama incline super hard

[Anonymous No.]

HEY MOONA

[Anonymous No.]

>Usada Heybrid Shoes

[Anonymous No.]

今日もかわいい！

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I just nutted to a girl saying "poggers". What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

pekora misses her pet

[Anonymous No.]

you accidentally just busted a nut to Twitch chat ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

HEY MOONA

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers what's mean
>poggers, poggers
Stop, please, stop.
I can't believe twitch culture literally singlehandedly ruined an ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897352
It's a jerking off thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Should have been members only

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897439
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

STOPS SAYING POGGERS YOU'RE RUINING THE ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she stop using the slime? I don't like ear cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

D U R L I N G

DALIN

HANIIII

[Anonymous No.]

thank you this is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>usada HEYbrid shoes
kek peko

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897217
Fubuki is the true queen of hololive, I believe her when she says everything will be okay as long as she's here

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175
So long gay bowser!

[Anonymous No.]

Publicaly executing twitchniggers when?

[Anonymous No.]

>Twich has killed the most hyped up ASMR with one single word

[Anonymous No.]

>She's saying poggers
OK, goodbye

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you all die slowly and painfully.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros... she can't pronounce darling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897613
Go seethe about it on reddit, fag

[Anonymous No.]

I knew it wouldnt live up to the hype, but this is worse than I thought it could ever be

[Anonymous No.]

Miosha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897280
I don't get that feeling at all. But I still kinda like it since it's the closest thing we have to being able to transmit touch over the internet. Haachama's fucking my left ear and it feels fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897381
The way her tail wraps around her thigh...
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897387
Anon-chama, I hope you're only pretending to be retarded...

[Anonymous No.]

Now what we really need is for her to say that everything is gonna be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897665
>ywn be usada's heybrid shoes

[Anonymous No.]

Is this waterboarding ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I'm getting hard to this

[Anonymous No.]

I came anyway

It was pretty pog

[Anonymous No.]

Botan will also be taking part in whatever is happening on the 24th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897639
>are these guys all 12?
Yes
>Who the hell even sits there just typing pog kusa all day long?
Twitch niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897355
they're stupid they should link content on their channel like Senchou did
wtf is this low effort shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897661
That's not your headphones, that's Haachama obliterating the microphone

[Anonymous No.]

Making this shit public was a fucking mistake. Should have been a member only stream from the start. Jesus fucking christ why do twitch kiddies have to ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.]

TALKING ABOUT GURENGE IS NOW FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897590
Sure, we need an anti-25th

[Anonymous No.]

peko is is saying goodbye to the moon on stream right now...

[Anonymous No.]

I hate twitch chat

[Anonymous No.]

POGGERS BROS

[Anonymous No.]

THE LOTION!!!!1

[Anonymous No.]

>thanks for everything
I can't believe Moona is dead

[Anonymous No.]

God i hate these idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897639
Mostly Spics.

[Anonymous No.]

Yet another example of twitchniggers ruining things for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder why playboard doesnt show haachamas supacha revenue

[Anonymous No.]

So where is Ayame?

[Anonymous No.]

HEY MOONA

[Anonymous No.]

She's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking slime sounds the same as trying to clean my ear canal when it was infected

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY POGGERINOS

[Anonymous No.]

thankful pecor

[Anonymous No.]

Pekora is a good senpai...

[Anonymous No.]

Are you aroused, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897665
I'm lost, what did she mean by heybrid shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

literal angel

[Anonymous No.]

SHE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHES GONNA STEP ON ME BUT INSTEAD THESE RETARDS MADE HER SAY POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897665
Why's she making shoes for Moona?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897639
>are these guys all 12?
a lot of them are probably unironically middleschoolers posting from their phones in school

[Anonymous No.]

Can you?

[Anonymous No.]

HEY MOONA

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys actually fap to ASMR?

[Anonymous No.]

justin.tv was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

that was a nice ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Darling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897639
i fucking hate everyone in that chat

[Anonymous No.]

You fags coom to this? Lmao, pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897635
Mama Mio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897743
>>27897747
Peko...

[Anonymous No.]

WHY THE FUCK SHE HAD TO ASK FOR THINGS TO SAY HOLY SHIT WHY

[Anonymous No.]

Is the alien inside your brain yet, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897661
/g/ archive should give you some good ideas or the /mu/ sticky if it's been updated recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175

[Anonymous No.]

She would benefit from learning a thing or two from the Noel x Marine ASMR. Stop pouring lotion into my ears for 20 minutes while saying poggers holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>getting filtered by poggers
plebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
later tonight yes

[Anonymous No.]

Mio has the best vibrato in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

Our CEO's concert hashtag finally made it into trending! Well she already hit number 1 easily with #新人vtuべr but this is different I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897706
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897725
LET'S TALK ABOUT HOMURA INSTEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897185
I don't feel it, man. She sounds like she might be having fun, but I can't feel the love in it. Then again it might be because I'm comparing it to Noel's and Noel's rommates ASMRs. Even Patra's ASMRs can make you feel the LOVE behind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897740
Locked in the basement to prevent jinxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897747
>>27897756
this makes it sound like she's leaving forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897626
She had it planned right before her suspension. Gotta clear that backlog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897702
I honestly hate watching it live for that reason. The chat is idiots typing poggers 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>austratian girl say poggers as she stuffs lotion on someone's ears
What a great scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>Coco caved and apologized
lol the yank fears the big Chinese cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897735
Spics use Facebook. It's Euros and burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897752
I'm actually just confused now
if she keeps saying poggers I'm just going to start laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897175
Civia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
No I cry to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
Only if it's blowjob/shlicking ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>twitch chat ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck did she say?
shuba shuba shuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897752
No, fucking gootecks keeps popping into my head everytime she says poggers, I can’t get hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897803
>She sounds like she might be having fun, but I can't feel the love in it.
Like an actual whore.

[Anonymous No.]

i thought this was supposed to be relaxing its giving me a fucking headache

[Anonymous No.]

>madman in chat saying feet on the mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896413
>Her pronounciation is a lot better than I remember.
She was always merely pretending.

https://files.catbox.moe/usdcmt.webm

[Anonymous No.]

I never really got the appeal of this ASMR stuff. I guess it's a sexual thing but it's not even that hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897800
Fucking nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurenge is poggers

[Anonymous No.]

WTF why would haachama say something so silly I'm tearing up bros she's supposed to be serious and sexy at all times!

[Anonymous No.]

>3 weeks of abstinence just for this stream
>"This nut shall be legendary"
>Takes long enough because not premature ejaculator
>Hear Haachama saying "Poggers"
>Boner instantly dies
I feel betrayed. Not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897729
Twitch is the fucking cancer of the internet.
There should be no reason a platform with only 50k concurrent viewers should have this much sway.
Please just let the fucking site die already, sell it to YouTube, or merge it like they did with Mixer and Facebook. Just make them stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897740
Banished by the powers of the cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897743
I'm not crying YOUR CRYING

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>she said it not once, not twice, but like FUCKING FIVE TIMES
My dudes, I just cant. I'm nearly closing the stream. This is the biggest disappointment I ever had with anything Hololive related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897467

>>27897709
Huh ?? I genuinely want to hear every glop !!

[Anonymous No.]

>underaged retards spamming stupid memes in chat
Thank you HololiveEN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897246

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897668

[Anonymous No.]

DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the fastest way to Brazil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897281
Back. Back to the past. Watamurai Jack.

[Anonymous No.]

>Aqua members stream
>Pekora is a fun person to talk with
Narratives completely and utterly btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897760
Good boss reward her employee.

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers on your body

[Anonymous No.]

STOP SAYING POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897838
god I fucking love Red-kun

[Anonymous No.]

I'm confused is she doing all the souns with her mouth or is she using something to make blowing noises?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897792
I expected nothing less from a haachama english asmr stream

[Anonymous No.]

>kimochi
Haachama trying to salvage the stream but fucking chat...

[Anonymous No.]

You are all just mad that poggers is the only fucking word Haachama is pronouncing correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
only to Mels Roomate

[Anonymous No.]

Noel/Marine asmr had me rock hard.

Haachama asmr... This aint it bros.

[Anonymous No.]

Poggers... berry funni...
Joke... berry haado...

[Anonymous No.]

>Pekodam looking straight at 5h gen hoouse
Yab

[Anonymous No.]

>haachama will start screaming poggers in her insane videos
Fuck this, why did it have to be like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>just saying poggers over and over again
>not like lick my feet or kiss my shoe or anything

why even live

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897605
Also Aqua and Pekora weren't able to order anything at the yakiniku place because they are too shy so they make Subaru do it for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897812
seethe harder chang

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897752
>Found this
>Touches her
>She's scared and very aware of me
>I SAY POGGERS
>She asks what does POGGERS means
>I ENTER INSIDE HER ANYWAYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897747
Im missing this over poggers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897543
Yeah, I went from hard to laughing to limp in a matter of seconds

[Anonymous No.]

How Pekora has 40k+ every stream? Almost same or better than HoloEn but her growth is just +3k every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897805
it's because we're at the end of this season of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

I’ll fap to something else this is funny af tho noKappa

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897840
for me it's relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897719
>>27897761
That explains it
>>27897774
Same. I always wish the chats would be more chill and actually usable, but it's crazy all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Motherf-ing chills

Mio got a new mic huh? I remember she was peaking it an awful lot in the past but the high notes are so good now.

[Anonymous No.]

>she keeps saying poggers
I'm completely flaccid

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
you don't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9B4hYxD3kc&t=60s

[Anonymous No.]

I love ASMR but this is unrelaxing. I keep laughing and smiling too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897858
are you retarded or something? haachama spent the last three months cultivating this audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897885
>the heartbeat part...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
we need more of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
God damn twitch zoomers

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA IS BLOWING IN MY EARS HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897838
>bogan haato
every fucking time

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897752
Kind of? The wet ear rape has grown on me, and her saying darling and "I love you" is good, but then she says poggers every other word.

[Anonymous No.]

I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

Luna Roboco てぇてぇ

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897756
>>27897747
>>27897743
What did you Moona do?
>>27897769
I still can't say that. I have fond memories of watching S2 of Haruhi starting during the rebroadcast of S1 with anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
>getting filtered by a word
WierdChamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897777
Please keep talking like this

[Anonymous No.]

This is incredibly arousing

[Anonymous No.]

>Pekora riding into the sunset while Mio sings her soulful song
Moments like these make it worth it

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS CHRIST HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897840
It's not a sexual thing (although it can be).
It's just a combination of certain noises that can relax a person and cause a tingly sensation on their back, shoulders and/or scalp.
Apparently not every person is able to feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897020
As of June, there are no underage holos. Aloe possibly could have fit the bill depending on which doxxing faction you believed, but none of the current cast is underage anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897835
Lets get her to do it boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897805
Why do you think HololiveID and CN have been acting so spastic on Twitter lately? Artia liking porn, Moona just being based. They are shutting both down due to the Bugmen infestation.

[Anonymous No.]

Luna keeps watching the work

[Anonymous No.]

>slime with the lotion
HAACHAMA

[Anonymous No.]

why does it sound like haato is eating pop rocks?

[Anonymous No.]

She's not saying anything because the garbage chat has not put anything good forward. I'm trying but I'm being drowned out by poggers and my name is Jeff

[Anonymous No.]

Haato, the chemical reaction...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
There is some pretty good stuff out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897887
Jannies have outsourced their weapon development to Usada Construction

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897066
I mean, it supposed to makes you feel sleepy or comfy like it's the exact same feeling when your gf blows or play with your ears if you ever had a gf like that

unironically I can't jack off to ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

I have never wrote something in any holo's chat and never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897933
Their collab with Aki was so fun

[Anonymous No.]

AAAH!!! TEH LOTIION AGAIN!
>SLIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897905
>every stream
only minecraft stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
not gonna lie, big kusa
using the gif version of this if helping heaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897899
I'm watching 2 streams, I hope I won't fuck up my pleasure receptors,

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897858
do you even know who haachama is

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897909
They were usable before March. It all went downhill from there.
At least I'm not a poorfag so I can superchat them

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe she should have made this members only...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
HANG IN THERE NO NUT ANONCHAMA
Sorry I'm laughing so hard right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897870
Anon don't speak the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897918
t-thanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897850
>a platform with only 50k concurrent viewers
Why pull numbers out of your ass? 50k is a not even anywhere near top streamer channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897905
that's a new thing because the moona stuff is EN friendly. it wasn't THAT high

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897661

hd599s are good

>snapheiser

it literally has a soft flexible band.

[Anonymous No.]

I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING CRINGE HERE
JUST END THIS DISASTER HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
It was honestly the fastest I've ever seen my dick die. It's like it was assassinated

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897924
Yeah that was the best part for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897861
Woah
That's some file name
when is it from? 2008?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897870
Wait is that on right now? Pekora also talked about Aqua very happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897838
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897905
Because she has established herself already and more growth would only come from either normie nips or through western memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897812
please shut the fuck up xi

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897918
Isis has gotten a little weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897918
jesus christ how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897850
>go to Twitch
>oh no no no no no PepeLaugh streamer is MALDING OMEGALUL"

>go to /v/
>oh no no no no no bros nintendies snoy on suicide watch *pepe image*
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.]

ASMR was pog today xqcL

[Anonymous No.]

>Rewarding her best Employe
Pekora is a good boss and senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
Filtered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897838
8 second clip of her reading something is the only proof people have of this. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897933
Luna please stream...onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897838
Who's Haato?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I was looking forward to relaxing but now I just feel annoyed

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897985
bro, your meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>haachama 18+ engrish ASMR
>can get her to say anything
>SAY POGGERS LOL
God really gives wings to those who don't know how to fly.
Fucking brainlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>back to back HaaCoco collabs
Watame don't look...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897141
>c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*

or

.\ffmpeg -i $(.\youtube-dl -f 300 --get-url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48)) -c copy output.ts

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA I CANT RESIST MUCH LONGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897400
Thank you so much, Holo EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897905
40k out of her 700000 subscribers really want to watch these streams, but others aren't drawn in so fast

Not that hard

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama jacking her massive cock right next to my ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
>getting mad by a word
are you a chink by a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897740
Stuck in Hydaelyn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897812
She's allowed to say China, but she didn't say Sorry China.

She was apologizing to the HK and TW fans who were caught in the crossfire and hurt by Cover's CN press release. She would have said China if she was apologizing to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897946
Aloe said she became eligible for having her own bank account in august iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897667
just backlogged the threads during the live
save for a few schizos (per tradition during each live) it was actually pretty decent for once, I thought they'd be worse based on threads during her utawakus. Also I can attest to the sound problems, it was pretty noticeable during Sora duet but still the stream was kino overall
funny how /hlgg/ became the anti thread instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897792
I agree, I'm surprised so many people are into it.
I get different people have different triggers when it comes to ASMR (whispering specifically in my left makes me react as though I'm being tickled real hard) but this is downright unpleasant.
You know that feeling when you have water stuck in your ear and after a while it "pops" and clears up? this is what her stream sounds like, except constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897747

Meanwhile Aqua is not accepting her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897951
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
Literally the same. You know what, I will take as a signal to not masturbate to other women that isnt my oshi.
This was too high of a punishment though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897811

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
Same. Guess I'll rewatch BAN RTA after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897918

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone even want the archive anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897792
are you new to haachamachama?

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think she's wearing right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
>coom anyways
b-bros have I become a twitchfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897951
every time I see this the cursed vibes get worse

[Anonymous No.]

>maybe if I add more pistons
Roboco...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897952
hi Jeff

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897721
I doubt she understands the interface well enough to post properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897355
stupid girl posted it on her own profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
just fap to lamy

[Anonymous No.]

>enjoy the stream
>Poggers shit because of zoomer twitchfags

Twitchfags and zoomers need to be gassed.

[Anonymous No.]

You are recording this right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897942
The only sensation I'm getting is a strong urge to strangle this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898063
clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897930
IM POGGGIIIIINNNNGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897840
>but it's not even that hot.
you haven't heard polka's ASMR have you

[Anonymous No.]

isnt this shit too risky and lewd for hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
Same, I don't regret cumming to Lunas RFA stream earlier

[Anonymous No.]

OMEGALUL

[Anonymous No.]

There are 37k people watching.
At least 80% of them are fapping. That means you are fapping together with 30k people.
That's kinda gay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897066
Nah, just look at the youtube chat. Only lonely losers like the people here take it sexually. People just want to have fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897224
I need bibi as a little top hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897747
Pretty bittersweet cliffhanger, I'll look forward to the reunion episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897834
nightmares later!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she's naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
At least you didn't climax just before and suddenly release just after she whispered poggers lovingly in your ear

[Anonymous No.]

jesus Mio's voice is so beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898005
>*pepe image*
It's literally all wojaks now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897870
It always felt a forced one, probably many saw that one video where their roommates interact and Aqua is on the verge of crying, without understanding what actually happened.

[Anonymous No.]

I cummed to poggers
Does that make me a twitchtard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897971
Listening to Mio, Haato, and Pekora at the same time. Preparing to find a way to jam in either Luna or Roboco.

[Anonymous No.]

Squeeze my brain Haachama!

[Anonymous No.]

Twitch tier chat and ASMR completely filtered me, now I can get back to more important things. Like sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898078
What exactly did you expect out of hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898017
I smell hormones welling up inside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897975
What happened in march? I never payed attention to the chats prior because I was mostly watching shizurin archives and clips.
>supas
Supas are too fast as well, most streamers barely even have to have the time to read red supers. The most you get out of 100 bucks is to have your name thanked

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898063
Nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
HOW FUCKING NEW

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898078
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Haato isn't even sexy, how the fuck could you weird fucks cum to her voice?

[Anonymous No.]

aaggghh haachama is squeezing my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>squeezing your blain
What the fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

And what have we learned class? ASMR should be members only

[Anonymous No.]

MY BLAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Squeezing my blain!

[Anonymous No.]

yeah um this is retarded i'm going to the rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897812

Wrong, she said she didn't want to make HER FANS worry and wants everyone to be welcome. Not once did she kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897573
it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>Double slime
Haachama please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898036
I'm not mad, I am the opposite of aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm squishing your blain
nope, cant do it too fucking cute to fap to

[Anonymous No.]

SHE’S SQUEEZING MY BLAIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898088
I might be.

[Anonymous No.]

anon you coomed?
hihihihiihhihihihih *snort* hehehahahahahiahihihi
kimochi waruuuiiiiiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
>who is choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897850
>Only 50k viewers
I hate twitch culture faggotry. But they are the largest streaming platform by far
Worlds will be getting over half a million viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897934
She's just giving gifts to her best employee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897982
Because it pisses you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's like am skweezin yua bwein
yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
I'd bet the poggers fetishists in the audience are all hot and bothered though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897992
Yeah, she's talking about everything that happened yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
Plenty of holos do asmr newfagchama

[Anonymous No.]

"I squeezin yo brain"

Nooo haachama just because you don't have one doesn't mean you can take mine!

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

My little guy's named Blain from now on

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even joking when I say this is the first time in my life I lost a boner.
And I have fapped to some ugly bitches...

[Anonymous No.]

>10/24: ????
Among Us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898064
I was about to release, but the second I heard poggers, I squeezed my cock so fucking hard to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers
I blame Redditdragon for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897948
Matsuri, Haato and Choco have been liking porn on twitter for as long as I can remember, and that's just Moona's natural state.

[Anonymous No.]

So is she supposed to be rubbing and messaging my ears right now with lotion? Is that what this is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897617
>>27897628
>>27897665
>>27897689
>HEYbrid
i honestly can't tell if that was intentional or a fortunate and hilarious coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

DEATH TO EOPs
DEATH NEWFAGS
YOU RUINED MY FAPPING SESSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898104
Think of it more like a bukkake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897840

it's relaxing unless the theme is deliberately intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

I love these angels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
No. I've heard some really good Japanese ones with ear-cleaning and stuff but generally I feel like fapping ruins it somehow. Used to use it just to fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897840
I could link non-holo vtuber ASMRs that if you listen a few minutes you just can't stop cumming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897939
It's really nice when something happening in one stream somehow syncs with another thing going on in a different stream. I still have fond memories of Nene dangling people on a crane while Aqua sings SSS in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

THES IS HARROWEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897805
She wanted the english equivalent of いつもありがとう which is a common phrase to use when you feel indebted or thankful to someone. The chat just told her the literal translation but without that context it does kind of sound like a goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898188
Oh come on anon, you can't let some twitchfags kill your boner like that.
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898202
no she is rubbing your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
We've already been through the ASMR shadow ban arc

[Anonymous No.]

>I am going to drink some redbull

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry for saying that was "totally epic poggers" when you nutted in me, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898142
Are the members any better?
I never been to a member stream, is the chat actually usable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897725
lol good
fuck gurenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898121
No it makes you a Haaton though

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898218
Look at her go!

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898166
mr beast got one million live viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898116
After all the high-energy events today it's the perfect healing stream (not counting gurenge)

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897336
I had it done almost 10 years ago and it's been well worth it. I got a variant of PRK Lasek so no flap (I wouldn't do lasik because of the flap downside). Cost me roughly $2000 USD. I had two days of effective blindness and a bit of pain (it feels like your eyes have sand in them, but it's not terrible and I got medication that fucked me up real nice). Your eyes get better pretty soon enough to read or use a PC (although I had to use a zoom setting for a while), a week later you get the 'bandage' contacts taken out by the doctor and after that you just use eye drops for a couple months.
It didn't take me long at all to get my vision to be better than when I had the glasses.
I haven't got tested in years but it doesn't feel like I've lost any of the improvement. I had pretty godawful vision that made me require the glasses for everything even though I was short sighted.
It's definitely worth it if you qualify for it. Just avoid lasik or anything that leaves a cornea flap, and do your research on what procedure and the doctor you end up going with. Most places do a free consultation.

[Anonymous No.]

>*whispers*
>I'm gonna dwink some redbull
Come on this is peak comedy how can you fucks fap to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898078
>fap blocked a bunch of people by making her say poggers
Good job twitchfags, absolutely hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
imagine being this new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898120
>what actually happened
The offpeko incident, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898130

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898203
It's intentional, she changed it from hybrid to heybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898140
Only sexy thing about that filthy half pinoy is precisely her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>SUISEI 3D into NENE LIVE into MIO UTAWAKU
holy shit my ears are fucking blessed

[Anonymous No.]

haato's red bull flavored kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>lets continue the lotion massage
Please stop already, this is worse than being waterboarded

[Anonymous No.]

SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS TWITCH FAGGOTRY COME FROM?
WHY SO MANY SPAMMING POGGERS?!
WERE THEY ALWAYS IN HER CHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE IS STORED IN THE MIO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898188
good, get filtered coomer

[Anonymous No.]

Why does pekora want a charged creeper?

[Anonymous No.]

I love Mio but her model needs more expressions

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898223
link Marine's sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847

Haato being back and her usual silly self is all you should need to get off.

[Anonymous No.]

>Moona employee of the month every month

[Anonymous No.]

Miosa please sing good song

[Anonymous No.]

I... I can't get erect...
Am I gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>Pekora singing Nightmare Before Christmas
didn't expect that

[Anonymous No.]

>not saving the biggest nut after the stream ends
I've done this in every haato asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897991
2006

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
Just gonna jerk off to her lewds like I usually do later

[Anonymous No.]

What is Pekora going to make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897870
As if all those narratives aren't just random bullshit we only use to have something to talk about

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I share a thread with dogfuckers AND ASMR coomers

[Anonymous No.]

t-thanks Haachama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898099
>Slept in and missed the RFA
>Eh, I'll watch it after Haachama ASMR for that double nut
>Poggers
I'll never sleep in ever again Hime-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897942
I've felt that sensation when I take a nice big shit. Is it that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898268

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898188
I mean, it's kind of cute how bad it is in a way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So she’s just rolling a slime around the mic and 37,000 people are watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898198
Choco did it ONCE by accident, and rescinded the like after 20 minutes or so
She's liked suggestive stuff but not anything with nudity

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898223
Not them, but please do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898215
On each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898268
this, since her teeth barely open it looks like shes cooming while she sings

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898191
among us part 2 is looking pretty likely
also more botan singing nice

[Anonymous No.]

just realized haachama has chat on....

also im feeling it now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897725
Gurenge is actually a decent, enjoyable song but it's understandable why it's getting so much hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898234
>Haachama violates your brain while spouting out twitch chat garbage
I'm a bit masochist, but not that much Haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Being in English means this thing was dead on arrival. Haachama is normally much better when she does this since she'll come up with a scenario and roleplay it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898263
I always loved this image. There's no way it's completely drawn, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898014
She’s too tired from almost dying earlier with over an hour of RFA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897838
That voice is great can someone enlighten me about it?
Anyways you can still hear uncertainties while she's reading, it feels consistent with the skills she's proved to have.

[Anonymous No.]

Senchou love!

[Anonymous No.]

17 days saving my nut...to hear her say POGGERS...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898290
>Marine image

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898240
Look at them go!

[Anonymous No.]

and everybody came

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898191
So far it's Sora, Kanata and Botan. Anyone else has a secret on their schedule on Friday?

[Anonymous No.]

She said my oshi's catchphrase!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898225
There's also that time where Nene and chicken singing the same song

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898166
it gets more on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898246
Haachama being a retard is what makes me excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898116
It really is. I've subscribed to only a couple holoJPs and Mio is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>good boy
UUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898226
Based Pekora Skellington

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898247
>Thinking i'm actually fapping to this like the rest of the fags

Is cooming all you think about zoomfag?

[Anonymous No.]

Good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

いい子、いい子
ｇｏｏｄｂｏｙｇｏｏｄｂｏｙ

[Anonymous No.]

>Good boy
Im cooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pekora doing her reps

[Anonymous No.]

I would have relaxed haachama if you weren't raping my fucking ears.
It's so good when she's only talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898244

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898236
I can guarantee you with utmost certainty that the twitch kiddies spamming poggers are not members. Her members only streams also often have a much different vibe. If you know any Japanese I highly recommend because she talks about a lot of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898099
NAAANOOORAAAAA is infinitely more cumworthy than poggers

[Anonymous No.]

You guys have no imagination, in my mind, right now, the scenario is that Haachama is just a zoomer who really needs money so she is now doing enko and sadly she grew around Twitchtard culture, so she speaks like that, but now it is my duty to fuck the dumb twitch teen out of her and make her speak normally.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP FUCKING SAYING IIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube DVR script I just made.
Untested, requires Streamlink & Python in path. https://pastebin.com/1Qh2uVad
lemme know if it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898218
C-cute!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898264
this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898116
YAGOO HAND OVER THE FUCKING HOODIE

[Anonymous No.]

A Red Bull burp would send me over the edge

[Anonymous No.]

Will Miko 3d return break 200k?

[Anonymous No.]

>hhhaaaaah poggers means amazing or something
>epik

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
if Youtubekun allowed Subaru ASMR to stay up, then this is nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897729
>>27897850
But you guys were saying that things like twitch and reddit were completely harmless the other day and that saying anything bad about them was retarded tribalism? Make up your minds, if you even have them, up. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898332
It was epic!

[Anonymous No.]

>Good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898338
They sure do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898299
Sasuga Boss-chama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898202
POV is your PP

[Anonymous No.]

SHE CALLED ME A GOOD BOY SHE CALLED ME A GOOD BOY

[Anonymous No.]

>Haachama dabing on /hlg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
no there aren't that many hololive fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898259
Its the big comeback effect, kids love to be part of something important

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897639
the answer is twitchfaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898376

[Anonymous No.]

Just how sexually frustrated is Haachama? She's basically having clumsy phone sex with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898131
Corona boom. People started getting into holochats and EOPs started the whole "I don't know how I got here xd" shit. Pekora MGS, Korone doom, that Suisei tetris clip, as well as the Konbini guy one.
Korone getting associated with Corona shit helped to that as well

[Anonymous No.]

I can't do it bros. I can't get it back up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898389
uh who are you quoting xdd

[Anonymous No.]

>ground pound
oh fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

Ground pound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898300
I said liking, not retweeting.

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN ONLY CUM IF HAACHAMA VOMITS MONSTER ENERGY DRINK INTO MY MOUTH AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898304
Just search R18 ASMR on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897721
>like Senchou did
I have my doubts that Marine has any idea how to use Reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898373
edit output_dir before using

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, she is just saying poggers to troll everyone at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898340
NICE

[Anonymous No.]

I did better ASMR than Hatto.
https://voca.ro/19h4u8OZEpBA

[Anonymous No.]

>"HAHAH SAY CLOWN WORLD"
kill me please end me here

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898338
Lamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898332
Just do it anon, just release as I did, it felt so... weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898370
but, why would you imagine that Haachama is artia___? that's strictly worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897885
Noel ASMR is much better in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
She'll be lucky to get over 50k

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898338
>Friday
anonchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897747
Pekoona is the shipping I didn't know I wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
OH SHIT
Don't tell me

[Anonymous No.]

Just fucking make her say PANIK or whatever the fuck other retarded monkey meme you have.
Its already ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898389
poggers, dude

[Anonymous No.]

Haha poggers and ground pound epic!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/maron47/status/1318203242497470464
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898389
You must be in the wrong place, this isn't global.

[Anonymous No.]

She's trying to make me hard but all I can think of is her shitty meme vids...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898218
Heaven!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898418
Neither can I. My dick's down for the count

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy the Coco effect?

[Anonymous No.]

MIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

What does KICHIRA means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898447
Because Haachama is hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898370
I'm gonna make your daughter say poggers to my load.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
Kiara and Amelia too

[Anonymous No.]

Coco has probably seen this animation, right? what do you think she thinks of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898282
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898438
almost coomed thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897887
Don't worry, they love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898378
Burp ASMR when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898095
How fresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896994
With her cooking? Not for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy

[Anonymous No.]

I've never really understood the appeal of asmr.
Is it supposed to make you uncomfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>sexual moan

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know it's possible to lose your sides over an ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Guys Lamy has been opening Sake for almost 2 hours solid...

[Anonymous No.]

So, what DO you want Haachama-chama to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
Ewww disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898370
That's great. See you next week at the Haaton Creative Writing club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
I said 80k-90k yesterday but I have no doubts now that she can reach 100k

[Anonymous No.]

It's an absolute bloodbath on bilibili, everyone's losing so many subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898325
there are some insane artists out there. I'd say it's all drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsuki no Shizuku, my heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898440
Yes!! Very nice!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898370
Haato is a stacy in real life who watches only watches youtube if anything and never plays games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898247
I'm laughing my arse off m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898218
FASTER!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
At most 15k

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898218
That part of the stream was the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
Okay what the fuck are they planning

[Anonymous No.]

I removed my left earbud, instantly better

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHAHA POGGERS CHAMP
YOU KNOW WHATS A GOOD IDEA?
LETS MAKE THEM ALL SAY IT
JUST SPAM POGGERS IN ALL THEIR CHATS FROM NOW ON
PEPELAUGH AS WELL, ITS GONNA BE EPIC XDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>dislikes are already 1.5k less on the new Coco video
THE MIGHT OF CHINA EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
oh actually since all of holo EN seem to have something on that day it might be another huge welcome into the minecraft server

[Anonymous No.]

Every time I check, Luna is watching Roboco build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897770
Only if it's something like Terasu's latest audio files or EvE's channel. Maybe go check /h/'s audio thread sometime, some of the audios there are very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
100k is almost guaranteed but 200k is way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>breathing
ALMOST THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897887

You could also see it as Pekora protecting gen 5 with her ultimate weapon, then again there is also a giant dark portal there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898225
That reminds me of Nene singing Lion while I was was watching Suisei fall to the ground again and tilting in Getting Over It.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
If every holo shills it, including EN and they post it on Reddit, it might break the 135k record Marine did in her costume debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898512
Good. The chinese market would plateau eventually. Go for the pajeets

[Anonymous No.]

>daddy
Ok I'm hard again

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meycMpfEfRY

for those who need the help after this torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898523
Fuck I already closed the editor

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898501
HEY MOONA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898250
Yep, got it absolutely right.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucker aren't ready for the Choco/Noel ASMR coming soon, the Marine/Noel one already broke then now imagine one where both actually take it seriously and Noel doesn't have to hold back

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898520
It's a scenario to jerk it, anon, she's also loaded.

[Anonymous No.]

blob blob loob

[Anonymous No.]

>>27896935
w-what's wrong with listening to ASMR with speakers?!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being papachama right now

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a bird outside of Haachama window

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898290
>Mel
>Choco
>Noel
>Lamy
>Their roommates
>Expecting not to have ASMR coomers in the thread
wombposterchama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898268
Yeah, this soft is shit. The other day I was complaining how it doesn't work even on live2d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898512
Show the stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898488
I don't know, I really like the ones with the goal of being relaxing. Having someone whisper sweet nothings in my ear really helps me sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>switching between laughing and fapping
I don't know anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898520
>stacy
>has no friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
>>27898338
bros, i dont feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>All of this shitty twitch lingo
At least make her say cunny or something...

[Anonymous No.]

MY BRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>expensiv headphones
>severeily sleep deprived
AAAAaAAAaAaAAaAAAAAh

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
100k I'm betting
she'll probably feature guests too

[Anonymous No.]

>lets stomp so chink bugs later~
HAACHAMA??? You cant say those things!

[Anonymous No.]

OH GOD I'M GONE I'M GONEE

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

she's flossing my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898533
Sasuga Princess. Never gets her pretty hands dirty but still gets everything done

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898531
Mandatory internet curfew in China for those under 18, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>gen 5's minecraft welcoming collab was pretty much impromptu
>EN's is corporate mandated and forcing talents to participate
Soulless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898583
she lives in hell. would you make friends in hell?

[Anonymous No.]

Should’ve realized the chat was gonna fuck up this asmr...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898539
The final battle between Pekodam and the Legion will be held there

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898288
there were definitely a lot of people who thought they legitimately hated each other
this narrative has been going on for more than half a year, newfags always come and ask about it and they probably believed it

[Anonymous No.]

>All these last threads posting speed
I CUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
No way, maybe around 50k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898543
Marine has been shilling it. It's a matter of the others doing their part.

[Anonymous No.]

Hold me bros Mio's singing is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898304
not him but search this: 利香宣伝Ch on Youtube

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama for the love of FUCK please improvise and stop looking at the chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898099
Someone actually made Luna lewds? Brave soul. Delete your hard drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
since suisei got 95k for a fucking concert and miko and suisei always had similar popularity, i expect about that much, probably a little less

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898566
That defeats the whole purpose bro...

[Anonymous No.]

>start off stream with anticipation
>anons have their pants down
>poggers
>dicks limp
>hands reaching for pants
>anons_upset_unable_to_get_erect.jpg
this is fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm gonna cuck you
Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898555
Dude, look at this thread. Newfags probably don't even know that Choco does ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898488
Having someone you like whisper nice things in your ear is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

please dont cook me haachama

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cook you
Wait a minute...

[Anonymous No.]

haachama is gonna cook me bros

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cook you

[Anonymous No.]

I... I don't even know anymore

[Anonymous No.]

haachama dont cook me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>no one has managed to convince her to say feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898520
A stacy wouldn't be bullied by literal 9 year olds and be used as a gopher by actual gigastacies at her school

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898609
Just look at how they are also voluntarily going to reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

we're gonna get cooked bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898614
it's Haato, it was probably intended to become a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm gonna cook you"

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cook you
Cannibalchama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898609
Cope, every single holoJP will be there to welcome EN to minecraft. They deserve a bigger welcome than gen 5 and I'm glad they're getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
It's either gen 5 + EN + coco on among us
.. or gen 5+ EN + coco on ARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898191
>>27898392
Oh shit is this going to be the great Holo EN and JP collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898521
same m8, and I'm just eating now

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898523

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898651
Jokes on her, Im into ntr

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898648
funny and accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm gonna cook you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>I am going to cook you
Diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898591
EROI

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898566
retardchama....

[Anonymous No.]

My dick never been more flaccid holy shit thats actually an accomplishment Haachama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898634
#sexylunart will never die

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898623
No such thing

Just enjoy the bliss

[Anonymous No.]

Bros I thought that was an ass slap for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898609
I feel like their big collab streams have all been pretty awkward so far. I think the chemistry has been much better when its 3 or less in HoloEN right now.

[Anonymous No.]

"please say my name jeff"

草

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898585
A giant JP-EN collab, since there's Sora involved it has to be Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898131
Hololive had pretty organic growth until the Miko GTA 5 boom period, followed by the Gen 4 live 3D debuts, and then HoloEn which is a gigantic boost in popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897847
The people in the chat are the same people brought in by Holo EN. They're literally the twitch audience (what with Ame being a literal ex-twitch streamer and all). I warned you about it but you let it happen, so now you reap what you sow.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that haachama basically invites this kind of audience. One of the biggest reasons I dropped her

[Anonymous No.]

Is pekor gonna gift moona a trident?

[Anonymous No.]

Roboco?

[Anonymous No.]

Not even Gura's chat is this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive me brothers.....for I am going to coom to ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Haatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
absolute cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cuck you
almost came right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898338
>So far it's Sora, Kanata and Botan.
>Sora
They would never let P U R E idol girl play Among Us

[Anonymous No.]

Did China do it??? They're the ones spamming poggers!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898609
>kneeling to the ENchads
can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

this ASMR business is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
I don't remember Haachama's chat ever being this bad...

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS IT LAGGING FUCK FUCK NOT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
>it was spics
Big shocker

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
This needs some good music

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
Jesus christ how horrifying
How can EOPs turn even a stream for coomers into meme shit

[Anonymous No.]

>buffering
HAACHAMA?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898733
what about her?

[Anonymous No.]

Just listen to this clip whenever you start thinking about numbers 35p
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
First episode of the season doesn't look too promising bros...

[Anonymous No.]

HAACHAMA?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly pic related is the only time I came to ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898704
>>27898707
VORE BROS WE WON!

[Anonymous No.]

THEY GOT HAACHAMA
Oh wait, she's back.

[Anonymous No.]

haachama used up all her australian internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898731
she doesnt push for twitchfags as hard as waachama does

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898325
In my nonexpert opinion the background looks like a photo that's been filtered but also partially painted over in many areas. It's well integrated and not just a lazy filtered photo.

[Anonymous No.]

She unironicaly cucked us

[Anonymous No.]

stream just die?

[Anonymous No.]

And I was ready to member her too.
Guess a bullet has been dodged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898531
Literally
and I mean LITERALLY no one gives a shit or even looks at youtubes stupid ass thumbs.
Talk about holos streaming right now or eat a cactus with your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898389
Waah waaaah. Why don't you go cum onto a screenshot of Pokimane, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
holy kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897066
Trying to get her to say funny shit is more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898769
pretty good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

She's losing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898728
Don't forget azur lane

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898732
No, she already gave her something.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cuck you
>stream lags for 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898736
didn't we all already

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898623
Pure soul.

[Anonymous No.]

It's... fine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
Sasuga Nousagis

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898690
>ARK
please god no, anything but that

[Anonymous No.]

>busted to the buffer
well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
Hmmm yes. But can we go...FASTER?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
Hell yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898690
Botan mentioned that she was going to play ARK but was holding off until Coco returned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898769
i miss her, what happen to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898722
I saw that too 大草

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
>say "pardun"

[Anonymous No.]

>3 weeks to prepare for this stream
>still relies almost completely on chat for what she says

[Anonymous No.]

sorry lads, watching haachama at 1080p used up most of melbournes bandwidth threre

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
It's like looking at the WW1 No Man's Land of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else getting dizzy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
FASTER

[Anonymous No.]

My money's on ARK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898686
How quickly you forget...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898747
It's literally always this bad with english only streams for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898392
>10/24
>22:00
>Large collab
It's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898769
Her content is amazing. I’m pretty pissed it’s dead in the water since forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
Jesus christ that chat is radioactive

[Anonymous No.]

If it wasn't Haachama I wouldn't be able to listen to this cursed shit, but since it's her, is fitting somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898769
What happened to her? She hasn't posted a video with just herself in almost a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
What the fuck
I hope she never says a word in English again

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898512
Will all of HoloCN graduate at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
And some of you faggots are going WAAAAH FILTERED BY A WORD
You are god damn mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.]

why are you listening to a bogan woman whisper broken english into your ear at 11AM

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
That's seriously disgusting. I left earlier after she said poggers, so it got even worse...

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a second... is she shlicking now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
>from erolive to this
JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
how can you look at this and not think that americans should be banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
yab

[Anonymous No.]

fucking aussy internet i thought it´s was baned and i cut the fucking record

REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27897862
straight down

[Anonymous No.]

>those smack sounds
OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898766
I can already see the plothook where Mori breaks the sacred rule of not breaking other's stuff on the JP server, kickstarting an all out war.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama... please.. the regular ear cleaning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898809
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898687
unironically this, unlike gen 5, HoloEN actually brought a lot of new fans on the table, JOPs and EOPs alike. Ever wonder where the sudden viewer spike came from?

[Anonymous No.]

God I detest the whole country of australia
Get me off this fucking prison and into an actual 1st world country with good internet

[Anonymous No.]

Is pekora trying to get the trident enchantment that makes her summon lightning? Isn't that treasure only?

[Anonymous No.]

thatrrrrrry

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898512
The fuck did I miss? How'd Civia doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
Actual cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898746
I don't really like ASMR when they do weird sounds into my ear, Aki's ASMR last week was good because she didn't do any of those weird sounds, only whispered from ear to ear and it was soothing, when they do ASMR like this (that say, the usual way) it makes me feel weird, and not the horny kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898810
>>27898828

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
>>27898756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7TJF452zs

[Anonymous No.]

I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS NUT FOR THREE WEEKS

[Anonymous No.]

I hate ASMRs but this is pretty fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898294
That means you enjoy taking dicks up the ass.
Enjoy being gay, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898769
Mine is from Mel's roommate

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898799
where the fuck is suisei and miko in azur lane? cover please

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898864
It's fine a bunch of us are still recording it. Mine just repeated a few messages and then picked back up when she stopped buffering.

[Anonymous No.]

First Love boyssssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898070
>>27898430
dumb fuckers I don't care if it was Marine who made the post or fucking jesus christ
Point is they all should've done similar thing. Miko too. She missed the opportunity to link her live to gojillion people from r/all
can't even pander properly lol
but well whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>poggers spam in pekora chat
Thanks Coco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898637
Pretty sure Miko would get a lot more since its a return stream after 3 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898747
EOPs are cancer, also she has a lot more attention from newfags since she just got off suspension

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
EOPs were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
>felt like I was dying the entire day
>get ready for hyped ASMR
>this happens
I...think I will just go to bed. You guys win.

[Anonymous No.]

>Coco returns
>Haachama returns
>Suisei concert
>Nijifags on fire
What a great day

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898855
Why aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898864
Just buy membership poorfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898877
Our internet isn't much better unless you live in an urban/decent suburban area, or you're just lucky
t. murishart

[Anonymous No.]

Mio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
I'm Horny! POGCHAMP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898855
it's funny and relaxing, what I need before resuming study

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898892
we must go further

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
She said, “say memes.” They said memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
I'm sorry brother..

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
ahahhahahahasfasvoifabs gas gasg

[Anonymous No.]

>First love
Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898885
Aki knows how to make good boys coom into the stratosphere
Haato is just a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898871
she'll just end up on trial like Okayu

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898878
just checked
Channeling isnt treasure enchantment

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
>pardun
>winning son
>hey moona
I always knew you fags were cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
THREE WEEKS WORTH OF POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898875
It's only right to give the generation that contributed the most to hololive the biggest welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't know what you guys were expecting from an English only stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
Should have become a Lamy coomer instead

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up late
>throw on vod of Coco’s official welcome back stream as I get ready for the day
>”I have a nose”
>realize Coco’s Live 2D doesn’t have a nose
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898909
>Coco returns
>Chat's are going full Twitch cancer
Yaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
You can hate on youtube or reddit comments, but screencap this thread in any part and it will look WAY worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
Honestly, what did you want her to say? Did you really expect some eroi stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
quantum chicken soup big chungus

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898402
Everyone who said under 90k is delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898895
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>warning that it will only be archived for members
So how many chances people are recording it in advance to share later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898488
It's like different people have different reactions
mind blown

[Anonymous No.]

Everything is gonna be alright

[Anonymous No.]

Did Aqua or Pekora mention anything about their time with each other during the off collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
You couldn't protect her in the end Haatons

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898650

Choco has a permanent ASMR voice, if she was actually trying then there are few who can come close

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898875
>HoloEN actually brought a lot of new fans on the table, JOPs and EOPs alike. Ever wonder where the sudden viewer spike came from?
You mean the absolute cancer asking shit like "who is the blonde" in Gura's stream? Yeah, EN can fuck off and take its new fans with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
https://gifsound.com/?gifv=XxUORyu&v=kZwhNFOn4ik

[Anonymous No.]

>stream lags on the good bit

[Anonymous No.]

Mio actually has really good English pronounciation

[Anonymous No.]

>channeling again
lol peko

[Anonymous No.]

Watch it be just Ark when people think EN is getting a welcome to the minecraft server or among us

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna cook you
>I'm gonna cuck you
nice rorschach test haachama

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Matsuri doing a stream like this fuuuuck IMAGINE UAH AHHH OHHHHHH UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898917
POGGERS DUDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898897
You should check out the matsuri-choco one

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898381
this >>27898637
Suisei 3D is a good indication of what we can expect for Miko 3D. I doubt Marine 130k+ would happen because Marine is simply more popular. I would love to be surprised though since I'm a fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
This is who you share the thread with

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898925
which the vast majority of people do, australia is just all bad everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898964
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898895
>>27898892
Watching that gif with the gopnik music is better than Hachama asmr

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898952
Bring back ritualposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898964
I'm recording but my internet is too shit to upload it, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898964
There's at least 10 people in this thread alone recording it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898895

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
Hope you have a pogger fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898964
I'm recording it as we speak. At first, it was for personal usage...but then this happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898964
Nobody fucking wants it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
>he didn't blow early for the 2nd round attempt accidentally avoiding the poggers trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898609
When was this announced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898864
thousands of people are recording anon, someone will post this for you to download

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898924
Today is a day of angels singing

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>>27898947
I thought it was members only and didn't even bother. ASMR isn't really my thing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

At least I can salvage my nut for Lamy's upcoming laying in bed stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898896
and you got got by a poggers...

[Anonymous No.]

>BE MY LOVE
MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
I laughed so hard i unironically shit myself
Fuck you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
You can thank Coco and Taiwan for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898961
90K seems perfectly doable but I don't think there are 200K people watching HL streams at any one time. I expect almost every holo fan will watch that Miko comeback though I mean why would you not.

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>>27898526
it's great for sure
I personally prefer Inochi though, Suisei and AZKi starting to cry when they sang it was pure soul

[Anonymous No.]

Aussies...fix your internet onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898988
HOW NEW

[Anonymous No.]

egg cracking asmr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898964
I'm recording but not sharing, you can always pay up to hear it again

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Miobros, I'm gonna cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898512
They're spineless, they will come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898978
The girls like the new crowd because it's more views, more subs, more SCs. Keep coping that gen 5 will never be as successful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898973
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

I'm listening to Mio sighing and everything is suddenly right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>das willy sounds
WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898917
>Nijifags on fire
WAIT, MY WAIFU IS IN THERE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898672
IT'S V!
How does it feel looking into a mirror?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898883
>>27898574
>>27898512
All the holos are on track to lose 1 million subs total within a day

[Anonymous No.]

What is Luna even up to? I legitimately can't make sense of her actions

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>>27898964
the chink archive is still working somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898698
Creepy shit.

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WTF is Haachama doing. "People" find this sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27898944
heh

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>>27898964
Anon I don't think you'd want it...

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>>27898370

she doesn't know what twitch memes are, it's the opposite.

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YES THIS IS HAACHAMA IS CRUSHING MY BRAIN MATTER INTO PASTE!!

[Anonymous No.]

Miooosa.....

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Somewhere along the line, Haato forgot this was a stream and just focused on playing with slime.

[Anonymous No.]

Haachama?!

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>>27899032
But they are all nousagis

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I really wanna believe its not her fault, but why ask for things to say today of all times...

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>>27898964
What? You...aren't a member...?

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>>27899022
We need more singing collabs with Mio in them.

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing worse than having a girl sound disinterested.

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>>27899025
>laying in bed stream
for everybody or memers only?

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YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE /HLG/

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Don't know what are you talking about guys. My chat looks great.

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>>27899115
Mio's model is pretty good too actually. At home just has some tracking issues and gives her that grimace.

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let's try this again, now that she isn't saying poggers, for now

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

>http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

http://poal.me/5qddnt

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>>27898964
First of all, stop being poorfag and buy the member if you want the archive.

Second of all, don't bother this ASMR is a fucking dumpster fire.

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>>27898769
never nutted to ASMR but some have gotten me rock hard that I'll need to fap right after. Is this really that good?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1318205205566033921
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1318154548096106496
I don't get it

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The worst part is I'm pretty sure she asked for what to say cuz she was getting into it, and got her excitement answered with POGGERS and other memes.
You just ruined this shit not just for us coomers but for her as well.

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>>27899268
go back to your thread

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THERES'S BEEN A RANDOM BEEPING IN THE RIGHT EAR FOR THE POAST HALF AN HOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why did Pekor and Aqua not tweet in over 12 hours and their very next streams were both members only? Just how much did she want to keep this from the general public?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember this - next time you will have sex you will think of poggers.

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All the twitch shit aside this asmr stream will be good material that lasts for months

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>>27898917
what's going on with nijifags? can someone give me a quick update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899268
Niji thread is down there friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899151
Will canonically NTR you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899204
I like that though, I find it pretty nice when different cultures meet each other, yes even Reddit.

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>>27899343
> Mori's building
Mori didn't build shit yet, /hlg/chama.

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>>27899334
And yet here you are begging for shit. What's worse? A literally pan-handler or someone who pays for exclusive content?

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>>27898855
Jokes on you, I'm catching up to Lamy's archive. Still.
Jesus Christ there aren't enough hours in the day for this.

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>>27899273
I want to breed Ui-mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899000
Miko has the hiatus boost while Suisei doesn't, though it also depends if Miko will also have guests as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899417
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899334
Here's how I know you've never been in these threads for more than a day. Fuck off beggar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899163
Cover being incompetent fucks as always

[Anonymous No.]

Just got here anyone clipped the poggers part?

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>>27899443
Bezos, he's a huge simp

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>>27899314
>Twitch ruined the arousal of both Anons and Haato
I'll kill every single one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899414
We are laughing at nijifags who have been attacking hololive for a year now, not the talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27899429
Miyabi played COD couple days ago, probably the only time ive enjoyed watching someone play cod

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NGL, that Azki original song from Suisei's 3D live earlier what bretty gud.

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>>27899151
I want to hold hands with ange, but my favorite niji, and my favorite Vtuber as a whole is shizuka rin.
That girl can put me to sound sleep faster than bullets.
Also, chigusa is really cute
like seriously cute