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Rumia has caught you
>>27870640(I can't fucking breathe and it's smells like fish, when was the last time this bitch took a fucking shower?)
>>27870640Lick cunny until she releases me.
>>27870640Its warm in here.It doesn't smell like fish, but it does smell like warm milk and sweat.What's her goal here? Release me small one!
>>27870640fucking punch her
>>27870640I'd bite her belly until she (tries to) release me!
>>27870640She's eating me with her other mouth!
>>27871778Impossible, all the oily muscle dudes love lolisProof: Me
>>27872856But do all lolis love muscle dudes?
>>27873631it's about 50/50 between that and fat ojii sans
I want this to so badly be me.1. Because Rumia is my favorite2. Because I hate myself that much
>>27870640she can't eat me if i eat her first
>>27875101Do you have a Rumia recipe?
>>27875581Me + Rumia
>>27875704>>27874707>>27872444thank you for the meal
>>27870640hwo the fuck did I fall in the first place?
>>27870640Yep.She caught my heart
>>27879449Imagine waking up one day and finding out you became the Rumia.
>>27895869Massacre everything in my peripheral vision. It's my job after all~
>>27895869I'd stay and be goodI'd stay and be cute
>>27933045Rumia B. Goode
>>27931723windows kill the rumiaglass box rumia when
Imagine grooming little rumia-chan
>>27870640What does she mean by this?
>>27870640Rumia wouldn't know how to eat someone even if she did catch them
ywn be her meat
How do I convince Rumia to let me eat her instead?
Is she going to brap?
>>28029087Giving Rumia a videogame in exchange for a buttjob!
>>28029087Sure, I'd groom her... brush her hair, button her shirt, maybe change her underwear. Then I'd fuck her senseless until her hair is tussled, her shirt is falling off, and her underwear is soaked. The cycle would then repeat.
Rumia is adorable
>>27895869Time to use everyone's perception of me as a harmless idiot to my advantage!
>>28078982Urge to molest rising
>>28094562I want to have vaginal SEX with Rumia...
>>28095567Wedding night with Rumia-chan...
>>28078982The vest makes it look like she has sagging tits
>>28095567Feeding the little rabbit a meat carrot!
>>27870640No wonder corona keeps spreading. Youkai scum does not keep their distance at all.
/jp/ on the left
>>28104694>my little ponyWhy did Rumia-chan drag me to some furry's bedroom?That's cruel.
SHE SWALLOWED YOUR CUM, THAT MEANS SOMETHING!
Rumia is extremely sexually attractive.
>>28105654She's a child.
>>28105907A sexy child
>>28080460We already see you like that
>>28105039That's Rumia's bedroom
>>28105654How? She's as flat as a board.
>>28105907>She's a child.That is why she is extremely sexually attractive.
Feral Rumia a cute
>>27870640Nah, all she caught is pig dick.
This wouldn't end well but fuck it, I'd give rumia the tightest hug a human male could possibly give.
>>27870640Rumia's darkness manipulation power is scary!
She's just a little girl after all
>>28130279nice, nice. very nice.
It looks like Rumia's all ready to go trick-or-treatingI wonder what kinds of treats she will get
>>28297932I'll give her a big "lollipop" for her to suck on.
>>28297932How is that tail attached to her?
>>28298228It grows out of her right butt cheek
>>28298373I want to twist it around and fuck her with her own tail!
>>27870640im not enjoying this at all please step on me instead
>>28298156I'll loli pop her, if you know what I meanhttps://youtu.be/bJfeJFZM7Uk
>>28299733loli stompers are for walking, not fetishisizing
>>28324639>loli stompers are for walkingYes, walking on my face.
Glad to see all that meat is going to the right places
>>28363747God, I bet those thighs are soft as marshmallows. I'd love to give them a poke and then a rub.
>>28297932That someone's daughter...
>>28367177Good, that's makes it very hot when I'm 6 inches deep in her cunny while she calls me "daddy".
>>28324639Ahh, Rumia's cute kindergarten girl feet.
>>28373568Don't shootshoot the Rumimi.
"Um, that's pretty cool, mister, but I really need to go home now."
>>28420069Messing up my one chance to have a loli gf would make me depressed. I'd probably neck myself as soon as she walks out the door.Having the girl dislike you before the food is served must be some kind of record.
>>28420069where does Rumia go home to?
>>27871778I'll tongue punch her, thats for sure
>>27870640I want to fill rumia's woomias!
>>28420069Wait, before you go, you need to eat this bowl full of eggs.
Would you watch a Rumia-hosted mukbang?
Rumia's tummy in every thread!
Oh no! Not Rumia!
>>28371589no.I value my life over that of a youkai.
>>28535627How can you say no to eyes like these?
Let her into your heart
>>28537014How? It's simple. Have your eyes on something better that won't kill you if you go near it.Look at those chompers, look at her facial expression. Is that something you think I would even let within 10 feet of me?
>>28545207Gold Medalist Rumia! Preparing to set records!
>>27895869me as rumia
>>28599330Why would you turn into a slut if you became Rumia?
>>28600378>Turn intoAnon, I...
>>27895869Can I legally eat people I don't like now?
>>27895869Shit man. I'm going to lose my accumulated intelligence points.
>>28100202The mawed rabbits in the background were a really nice touch
I wonder if this little ghost would find my meat-based puns funny."Rumia? It's nice to [...] meat [...] you!"
>>28078982I wish to breed her over and over.
>>28607286>I wish to breed her over and over.You reminded me I had this.
>>28653126oh no, that was rumia's 'ghetti...
>>28653126I hope she made lotsa spaghetti
>>28656537Does Rumia know that all toasters toast toast?
>>28664973<Rumia and Cirno are walking up the stairway to the Hakurei Shrine>Rumia: Nice of Waymoo to invite us over for a picnic, gay Chiruno?Cirno: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!Rumia: Chiruno, look!<Rumia walks over to Aunn who is standing guard on her pedestal with a piece of paper stapled to her face and begins reading the note>Rumia: It's from Sanny! Dear pesky youkai, the fairies and I have taken over Gensokyo. The Hakurei Shrine Maiden is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Moriya shrines! I dare you to find her if you can.Rumia: We gotta find the Waymoo!Cirno: And YOU gotta help us!Rumia: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction scroll.
>>28104694>MLP posterFaggot got what he had coming.
>>28677667Looks can be deceiving when youkai are involved...
>>28607286That Rumia doesn't look capable of bearing children in the slightest, anon...
>rumia will never disembowel youWhy even die?
>>28696330Who are you quoting?
come and be one with Lumia
>>28696609Rumia stomach mouth
>>28324639I want to stomp on Rumia's full tummy until she vomits.
>>28738249How could Rumia be both so tiny, yet so plump?
>>28740383Tasty anons keep her well fed.
>>28738249Sexy legs and tummy
Rumia and Cirno having fun!
>>28738249I want to playfully bite this potato everywhere.
>>28738249This rumia doesn't look right...
>>28774410She's tinier Rumia.
>>28716458Stomachs don't have mouths.
>>27870640This little loli lives in the woods. She's probably really filthy, bros.
>>28600378Youkai are immune to venereal diseases and are far more durable than a standard humans. I could sell this loli body for a quick, easy side hustle.
>>28873022Rumia's rapper name is L'il Munchausen.
what if i get a black kitten and name her rumia? kawaii or kuso?
>>28894888Kawaii until you start raping your kitten, then it becomes super kuso.
>>28677667cirno pregnant with triplets while rumia only got twins inside of herso unfair, but lets make sure her next batch will be good !!!!!!!!!
>>28873341lil darkiedj shadowthey would've been perfect if not already takenhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd176cCPJRs
>>28897473DJ Shadow goes hard
I like em crazy
>>27870640I'm watching you foolishly trying to escape her clutches and the she drains your sack.Kinda boring, but entertaining for the Schadenfreude.
Ahh~The predator becomes the prey
>>28903356I-I wonder how much she can take before she starts squirting~!
What are you going to do with Rumia?
>>28905323Gonna feed you vegetables.
>>28908704are you a demon?
>>28909123If Rumia can't stand the eat, get out of the dining room.
>>28909359stop it! can't you see she's crying!
>>27870640Forgive me... I want to commit a crime...
>>28909822The Roomba has overcome fear and become pyonpyon.
Prime waif material
>>28946916Who is this old lady and why is she cosplaying as Rumia?
>>28948124That's my wife you're talking about. Watch your words.
>>28953069Your wife is OLD, dude! Are you a pensioner or something?
I'd go out in the woods to look for this monster. Maybe my dodgeball skills from HS will come in handy for the idiot.
>>27870640How did she become such an iconic loli character? Is her character design that good or is she that cute?Hell, a sex doll variation has her likeness.https://www.dollter.com/product/aotume-doll-135cm-head-13502/
>>28964141It's not that deep. She's the first boss of the first Touhou game that most people play.
>>28964141>$1,250.00Well, time to get a job.
>>28964141She looks 5yo
>>28970072That explains why I have an erection.
You wouldn't actually have sex with a little youkai that looks like a little girl, would you?
>>28966688>>28966925The build quality of this line is supposedly pretty poor for the price. Do not buy.
>>28979854Yes, I would.Youkais who look exactly like little children drive me mad with lust.I want to flood Rumia's insides with my lolicon semen.
>>28982241Children can't have children, dude.
>>28982241Get in my mouth, bueeeh!
Me on the top right
>>27870640She's boutta find out what my ex girlfriend found out>Sitting on a lolicon's face when you're that cute is a one way ticket to heaven
>>28979854Daily and nightly and ever so rightly
Leave Rumia alone, pervs
>>29000957pls do not kill the Room
>>29001102Rumia is an honorary fairy. It's not my fault I must treat her like one.
>>29000957Anon, Rumia doesn't respawn please reconsider.
Rumia-chan is so sweethttps://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10384
>>27873631I think becoming /fit/ was a mistake now ..
a /jp/ love story
>>28894888If it doesn't get a red bell, ribbon, collar, etc,. It would be very gay
>>29002114Poor Rumia, she loves anon but can't go against her natural instincts.
>>29001102Why did they make her so sexy and molestable then?
>>29013006Imagine how scary it'd be to let Rumia eat your hot dogs. You'd have nothing left to put inside her buns! The one she bought from Kourindou!
>>29019502What if she bites "it" off? Haha!
>>28964141I'm glad I can't buy one of these. I'm sure it would end broken just after one use from my violent full-weight mating press.
>>29022355I bet you'd wrap your hands around its neck and place all your weight on it while you pound the fuck out of it until its neck breaks, you sicko.
>>29022355>>29032287Rumia is NOT a fairy, she will not respawn. Please don't break her.
>>29032444>she will not respawnBut... ending stuff feels good, too.
>>29032674Hey that's not Rumia
>>29032770Just pretend she is and the real Rumia can stay safe.
I love Lumia
Play with Rumia-chan?y/n?
>>29038335Her cheeks are mochimochi, her hands are fuwafuwa, and her butt is puripuri. Japanese is such a beautiful language for babies.
>>29038335>Since darkness cannot be physically destroyed, the youkai of darkness must also be immortal...Confirmation that Rumia is truly an honorary fairy. Guess it is okay to stranglefuck Rumia until she "dies" after all!
>>29039537It wouldn't be worth taking the chance at all. If you are wrong, you'd let slip the life the cutest youkai of gensokyo out of your hands. If she dies, she's never coming back. Just resign yourself with some missionary or moderate doggy-style.If you really want to be a degenerate, there will always be the fairies.
>>29040005>If you are wrong, you'd let slip the life the cutest youkai of gensokyo out of your hands. If she dies, she's never coming back.But >>29032674. I'm sure Rumia would understand.
>>29040034Think of all the Rumianons who would be distraught at the discovery their little youkai was murdered in such a manner...
>>29040444It's fine if I give everyone a video copy, right?
Interesting when artists take some creative liberties https://nhentai.net/g/335612/
She got that yummy, yumThat yummy, yumThat yummy, yummy
>>29040877No, it's not.I would furiously fap to it hundreds of times while imagining it was me strangling her until she stops moving, but it's still not fine.
>>29040877do NOT hurt our little Rumimi
>>29040877BruhJust hatefuck a fairy...
This snuff talk got me horny.Time to find Clownpiece and squeeze her little neck.
>>29054246But Rumia is a fairy.
"Whata buncha creeps..."
>>29068336That idiot is about to release a great darkness into the world
>>29039537Me on the bottom right
>>27870640She brightens my day
>>28871250How am I heartless for looking out for myself? It's either her or a human. One is immortal, the other isn't.
>>27870640Is that so
>>27870640UNHAND METHE CUDDIES WILL KILL ME YOU UNWASHED FILTH
>>29194384>CUDDIESCuddles? Cooties? ESL?
La fantasma de la oscuridad
>>29092753it's not like she'd refuse to eat us because of it
>>27879800I remember headpatting my little sister until she got old enough to find it demeaning lol
Edgy Rumias a best!
>>29194616Rumy will eat the esl
Rumia is a good girl who'll eat you if you ask nicely.
>>29270637Then i'll nicely ask her to eat this >>29270435 anon
how do i become friends with Rumia without being eaten?
Aah~Splitting apart her barely-developed loli cunny lips with my adult dick!Tearing past her hymen, using her loli blood as lubricant!
I want to feed Rumia some bubblegum laced with chemicals that'll rot her teeth out
Quick /jp/, say one thing you want to do with Rumia that isn't even remotely sexual. I want to play 'pin Rumia to a bed and violently pound her little cunny until she breaks' with Rumia!
>>29282682I want to molest Rumia's extremely underdeveloped little girl body while she's distracted devouring other less fortunate /jp/sies.
>>29282682I want to grope Rumia while she plays my loli porn games!
>>29282682I want to mating press her little throat and cum as deeply as possible, with my testicles rubbing against her cute face and my pelvic bone pressing against her chin.
>>29282682Being considerate enough to offer to teach Rumia how human babies are made! Easing Rumia into a physical demonstration so she herself can make more humans to eat!
>>29292730Taking a knife and cutting Rumia's toes apart from each other so she can have ten of them!
why can't we just have a wholesome rumia thread? this shit makes me sick
>>29293493>why can't we just have a wholesome rumia thread?Because most of Rumia's fans are men.
>>29282682benis in vadjinn is pretty sequel, dudes
>>29293493This thread's pretty wholesome for a fairy thread. Not everyone wants to rape-murder Rumia and defile her corpse, for one.
STOP CALLING RUMIA A FAIRY
>>29293493Sex with Rumia sounds pretty wholesome to me.
>>29294143Rumia is the honorary fairy of darkness!
>>29294143Note the wings. Rumia is in fact a fairy!
>>29294527is she a giant here?
>>29298648Rumia ate a little boy.
>>29292775Will you remember to lick her wounds clean afterwards?
>>29311334I'll cover them in my sticky, cloudy, white antibiotic, yeah.
https://youtu.be/skmZKupc5XARumia teaches you to work it
>>29311672I can see her pantsu
>>29312227Rumia is for wholesome appreciation, anon
>>29312528Yeah I'll appreciate her if you know what I'm saying.
>>29313793That's too vague of an answer for me to follow, friend
>>29314311He's going to make a big, messy, sticky RAPE in Rumia.
>>29312528Doing wholesome things with Rumia would bring me as much pleasure as doing lewd things with her.
>>29328815But Rumia-chan isn't even old enough to vote for Trump...
>>29331237Rumia isn't even American!
>>29331237Is Rumia-chan young enough to use JY uniform?The image of a kindergarten Rumia makes my dick so erect.
>>29332372Personally, I think Rumia falls squarely as someone who'd be in the 3rd grade if she were human.
>>29332372It varies from artist to artist.
>>29338298But you censored the best part
>>29282682hold hands with rumia
Going through a bout of misfortune, can you guys post some Rumias for good luck?
>>29348138How did ZUN get away with adding the same character twice in the same game?
>>29353138Flan is Rumia's twin sister. Remimi wanted a little sister, so she kidnapped and brainwashed the cutest youkai she could find.
>>29338298I would have liked it if he was just poking the Rumia. Clearly the youkai of dusk doesn't feel comfortable.
Aight, I just literally aced an exam which I did not prepare for in any manner. Maybe we shouldn't underestimate the power of the Rumia.Thanks friends
>>29443036GROPE THE RUMI-ASS
>>29444956How does a little girl have such a nice ass?
>>29328815Honestly tho, walking through the woods and then turning around to see this would be pretty unnerving.
>>29461705>a little girlYou answered your own question.
>>29490761>follow me anon
>>29525735Would you follow Rumia?
>>29544834If I follow Rumia, I can't guarantee both of us will be coming out of the forest alive.
>>29491757Little girls are featureless and have no sex appeal.
>>27870640>>29546860Is this fad still going? And did it start on nicovideo or from something else?
>>29550025>Little girls are featureless and have no sex appeal.why would someone lie on the internet?
>>29550985Being under Rumia's skirt is not a fad, it's the dream of every man.
>>29546860>>29558556She would really regret doing that to me.
>>29583227Damn where did Rumia learn to do that?
>>29045063God that look is so sexy. I love girls like that.
>>29583414>learnanyone can do that though. it's just not recommended.
https://exhentai.org/g/1766027/0c63c2402f/Why did Rumia do it?
>>29614799I have no fuckin' idea man. What was she thinking!
I don't know about you fellas, but I'd tear into that loli pussy, if you know what I mean
>>29643183I don't get it
>>29643183Ehh, I don't know what you mean. Sorry.
Hey /jp/, I scanned a rare Rumia doujinshi. https://exhentai.org/g/1783613/65b5f5fd72/
>>29643183Why would you hurt a small kitten? That's animal abuse.
>>29657352Good job, anon. I'll have lots of fun with it.
>>27870640Wtf I love Rumia!
I am slowly beginning to like Rumia threads
I look forward to the next Rumia thread!!!
Good night, Roomies