/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 No.]

-Pipipipipi... Your cellphone is ringing...

H- Hey, Anonymous, it's my day off today. Do you want to do something?

[ ] Accept the offer
[ ] Check Social Link
[ ] Decline the offer

[Anonymous No.]

Go away you murderer

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex. Fuck, I say this in every thread but it never happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278486

Don't we already have plans with someone else today?

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Check Social Link

>Broken. Sakuya fucking hates you. She wants to get you alone so she can rape you in the most painful way possible.

[X] Decline the offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>278486
No. It is obvious that its a prank.

[僕Ⅱ !BOKUfQ/bHY No.]

[X] Decline the offer

You dont feel any better.
Ronery end. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>278486
Um, i don't think i have the time...
is China there by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

[X]Check social Links

I have to know what her Persona is.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Accept the offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>278506
Obviously her arcana is Za Warudo. We need to level her up ASAP so we can unlock the ultimate persona!

[X] Accept the offer

[Anonymous No.]

>>278499
>She wants to get you alone so she can rape you in the most painful way possible.
[xxxxxxx] Accept the offer

[Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE No.]

>>278486

[x] Visit Patchy as a Gateguard.

[Anonymous No.]

Her Persona is Dio, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Decline the offer

I'm already have plans with Meiling

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Scream

[Anonymous No.]

>>278505
China's not going to call until next week, but you have to decline Sakuya anyway because Alice is Calling tomorrow night, and if you're going to max out all of your social links, you can't go and dump Sakuya when you have plans with her already, but you need to go out with Alice this weekend so you can raise her Social Level on tuesday.

Also, there won't be enough points for tuesday unless you make sure to bring a teddy bear with you and give it as a gift, so you might want to remember to buy one after school tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya is surprisingly moe in that picture. But still

[X] Decline the offer

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Jump in the lake

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Jump in the lake

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>278486
Pipirupirupipiruipi~
Pipirupirupipiruipi~

[Anonymous No.]

Other girls start hating you if you hang out with another girl.
Seeing as there's only one guy in gensokyo, I can only imagine the shit you have to go through in that world.

Alice lv9
Marisa Reversed
Patchouli Reversed
Reimu Reversed
China Reversed
Aya Reversed

...And so on.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] But why are you wearing a pad?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Attempt to summon Persona with a gun.

[Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 No.]

[ ] Accept the offer
[ ] Check Social Link
[X] Decline the offer

Oh... I see. Well, maybe next time then.

-Sakuya seems disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278584
I ACCEPTED YOUR OFFER

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Hang up, ring hippie Sakuya instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278584

No offense...but Sakuya isnt so nice to humans. ;_;
SHE IS AS COLD AS ICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278575
You're right. Even doing two girls at a time (read into that all you want, anon) it'll be hard to get all of them Maxed in 9 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278552
>>278555
LAKEMIND

[Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 No.]

>>278589
[X] Accept the offer
[ ] Check Social Link
[ ] Decline the offer

Great! I'll see you in a little bit then. Ufufufu...

-You get a sudden chill as you hang up the phone.

[Internet White Knight !HzHwcbs2Wo No.]

So...why are you wearing a pad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>278629

That wasn't Sakuya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278575
It doesn't matter if they're reversed. Just talk to them a few times and they'll stop caring that you're 10- or 20-timing them. It worked for Main Character, it worked for Makoto, and it can work for you.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Check Social Link

>Broken. Sakuya fucking hates you. She wants to get you alone so she can rape you in the most painful way possible.

[X] ACCEPT THE OFFER FUCK YES

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Jump in the lake

Opening the doors once more, you rush past the surprised Meiling and dive straight into the lake. "FUCK THIS! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!" You sink like a fucking rock as you drop down to the bottom of the lake...
The lake wins again, Anon.
The lake wins fucking again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278643

Makoto got wasted by NORMAL GIRLS. But in Gensokyo..they can kill you dead. Thrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278665
Nobody dies in Touhou.

Except Alice's mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>278597
YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICE

[Anonymous No.]

[x] HAIL BRITANNIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>278665
Just make sure to save your game in a different slot at each decision. That way if you get Master Sparked or Laevateined you won't lose much progress, and you can keep working towards the secret harem ending.

[Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 No.]

...?!

A mysterious voice rings in your head.

Thou art I... and I am thou.
Thou shalt have our blessing when thou choosest to create a Persona of The World Arcana...

The Elegant Maid Social Link has reached level 8!

Your relationship with Sakuya is getting more intimate.
She seems to view you as a very special person. She may get jealous if you start seeing other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278786
>getting more intimate

[Anonymous No.]

>>278575

Just work on four at a time - once you get them all maxed, they'll put up with your philandering ways, because you'll have forged an unbreakable bond

Also, feel free to hang with Cirno and the like. Little girls don't strain the social links with the adult ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>278486

You realise Anon is fucked the minute she starts asking for her stats to see if he's been paying attention?

He'll fall down on the bust size EVERY TIME.