Round 2

[Lambdadelta No.]

I want a rematch anon~

David Carradine died from erotic asphyxiation (the act of intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal). Evidence of this is:

1) A rope was found on his genitals and neck.
2) Two of his ex-wives claimed he was a fan of bondage.

>>>/rs/David_Carradine_is_dead
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_wasn't_murdered
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_did_not_commit_suicide
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_did_not_die_from_an_accident
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_was_very_experienced_with_autoerotic_asphyxiation
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_knew_how_to_properly_hang_himself.
>>>/rs/David_Carradine's_death_is_not_a_publicity_stunt!
>>>/rs/It_isn't_a_fake_body

You can't win anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779538
'sup 34 repoastan this.
If it wasn't suicide or murder, and he is dead....
well that's quite easy to explain. He died when a stray high energy particle, such as a neutrino or somesuch, which normally pass through matter harmlessly, happened to collide perfectly with the nucleus of his atoms causing a chain reaction which lead to his death.
aka QUANTUM BOMBS.

[Anonymous No.]

Go away, faggot. Take your RP threads to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

The title of David Carradine is passed on to his successor.

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>2779542
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_did_not_die_from_Quantum_bombs
>>>/rs/David_Carradine_did_not_die_from_Small_bombs

[Anonymous No.]

We're talking about a different David Carradine in all of the points except the first.

You're a retard, 34-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779556
Might seem basic but, define:
Accident
Murder

[Anonymous No.]

Say it in red.

"The statement below is false."
"The statement above is true."

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779538
Repeat it in red! "Two of his ex-wives claimed he was a fan of bondage"

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779602

HA! You couldn't say 2009! June 3rd comes every year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779602
Ha!, Can't do it can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779602
Couldn't say it, eh? David Carradine died at least a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779610
>>2779612
>>2779613
She's hiding! Damn it, Lambda.

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>2779546
>>>/rs/The_title_of_David_Carradine_isn't_passed_on_to_his_successor.
>>>/rs/All_red_text_in_this_thread_is_referring_to_the_David_Carradine_who_died_on_june_3rd
,2009
>>>/rs/Two_of_his_ex-wives_claimed_he_was_a_fan_of_bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779619
You can't even rephrase it! You're not a real witch.

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>2779610
>>2779612
>>2779613
>>2779616
......

>>2779582
No, we can't have none of that anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779616
She doesn't want to make a repeat of this thread: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/2766221

>>2779619
You still can't do it?
http://4chan.org/34_is_a_terrible_witch_who_can't
http://4chan.org/use_red_right..

[Anonymous No.]

>David Carradine died from erotic asphyxiation
I want it in red.

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>>/rs/David_Carradine_didn't_die_from_erotic asphyxiation

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Lambda's favourite furniture. ;_;

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2779636
Alright, how bout this.

Say it in red

"Lambdadeelta the Witch of Certainty has no desire to be raped in the ass by Bernkastel the witch of miracles."

SAY IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779660

So he just died of erotic something? Erotic dumptruck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779660

So he died from erotic SOMETHING, but not asphyxiation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779660
Erotic what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779670
>>2779671
>>2779672
Hiding again! So tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779671
It was "didn't die from erotic", I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779680
She is the latest model afterall.

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>>/rs/David_Carradine_died_from_erotic_asphyxiation
>>>/rs/>>>/rs/All_my_red_text_is_referring_to_the_David_Carradine_who_died_on_june
_3rd
,_2009
>>2779657
>>>/rs/Lambdadelta_the_Witch_of_Certainty_has_no_desire_to_be_raped_in_the_ass_by Bernkastel the witch of miracles.

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>>/rs/David_Carradine_died_from_erotic_asphyxiation
>>>/rs/>>>/rs/All_my_red_text_is_referring_to_the_David_Carradine_who_died_on_june _3rd,_2009
>>2779657
>>>/rs/Lambdadelta_the_Witch_of_Certainty_has_no_desire_to_be_raped_in_the_ass_by Bernkastel the witch of miracles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779709

You STILL cannot fix the date! There are two David Carradines, whom both died on June 3rd, of different years!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779697
Now, now Lambda, that isn't anyway to play a game, especially if you challenged us.

pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779709
"I, it's not like I, WANT to be raped in the ass by Bernkastel, or anything... e-even if I did, it's not because I like her or anything...! Tsu-n!"

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>2779709


I'll get you next time anon~

[Anonymous No.]

Again for posterity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779709

Died in June, 1066?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779730
Or possibly even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Say it in red. "I'll let you be my furniture, Anon."

Come on, I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779749

There has been a death of a David Carradine every June 3rd for the past 3 millennia!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, 34, one last thing. Define erotic asphyxiation in red.

[Anonymous No.]

David Carradine is a title for anyone who has ever died on june 3rd.

Say it in RED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779767
Damn it, Lambda! Say it in red. Say you've lost this game, or one of us will have to do it.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2779737
AHA
You can't say the full thing in Red, because while in general you don't want to be raped in the ass, you'd bend over and apply the Lube if it was Bern doing the raping.
Now say it in Red!

"Lambadadelta of Certainty would not admit defeat in the Case of David Carradines death Anon in the event of being raped in the ass by Bernkastel of Miracles."

SAY IT IN RED.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2779737
AHA
You can't say the full thing in Red, because while in general you don't want to be raped in the ass, you'd bend over and apply the Lube if it was Bern doing the raping.
Now say it in Red!

"Lambadadelta of Certainty would not admit defeat in the Case of David Carradines death to Anon in the event of being raped in the ass by Bernkastel of Miracles."

SAY IT IN RED.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it with your obession of posting /rs/links with silly sentences?

[Lambdadelta No.]

>>>/rs/I've_lost_this_game
>>>/rs/My_P-punishment_will_be_Bern_raping_me_in_my_ass
>>>/rs/Y-y-you_can_be_my_furniture_anon.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, Beato was a much better oponent. Admitting when she lost as well as never trying to hide her mistakes.
tl;dr: Go away 34, let Beato try her hand again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779803
It's all fun and games, Anonymous. No need to get blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779802

Punishment game GET

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

A roleplaying thread?

Excellent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779802
Be careful, guys might be a trap. Expect someother witch to show up or something.
>>2779803
Anything said in red has to be true if the speaker is a witch.

[Karesh !kw3EPy0aUY No.]

>>2779802
>>2779826
Life is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779619
You don't have to red text anything they ask!
>>2779556
HOW CAN YOU DENY SMALL BOMBS IN RED YOU MONSTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/rs/Lambdadelta_is_a_terrible_witch

>>2779810
*Cackle* *Cackle* I'm flattered anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779843
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
There's another one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779810
Well thank you! I have to say though, the best part of that thread was easily the guy who turned my broken up
David Carradine knew how to pr
operly....
into "knew how to P.R." -> publicity stunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2779843
>>2779873

TWOOOOOOO BEATOOOOOOOOOOOOS

UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH