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2777729 No.2777729 [Reply] [Original]

God damn fuck, WHEN WILL MARIA'S COOL STORY END ALREADY? I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR YOUR FUCKING LION. THIS IS WHY MAMA BEATS YOU.

>> No.2777733

The first half of Episode 4 is shitty, but the second half is better than Episodes 1-3 combined.

>> No.2777742

Yeah Umineko suffers from far too much repetitions.

>> No.2777750

>>2777742
oh u

>> No.2777751

It's rare that I find a loli I hate, but I hate Maria.

>> No.2777757

You know what I did when I found out what 'uu' means? I hated her even more. Stupid mentally retarded child.

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>>2777751
I hated her in the game, but in the manga she's pretty awesome.

>> No.2777764

A little girl playing with her imaginary friends, big story here.

It kinda annoyed me that Ange did the same, but at least in the end she understood what she was doing.

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>>2777757

>> No.2777770

You guys are missing the point of the story and what true magic really is.

>> No.2777773

>>2777770

The power of imagination, uu~!

>> No.2777774

>>2777773
No, it's love.

>> No.2777782

You know what I would 'love'? If Maria would just shut the fuck up already.

>> No.2777784 [DELETED] 

The only Umineko character I hate is goat #7

WHY can`t he be more like goat #6 and #7? ;_;

>> No.2777787

The only Umineko character I hate is goat #7

WHY can`t he be more like goat #6 and #8? ;_;

>> No.2777789

You now realize that out of all the characters in Umineko, Maria is the one most like yourself in personality.

>> No.2777798

>>2777789
Pretty close. Its just I beat my mom from time to time.

>> No.2777800

I don't mind her Games of Pretend I just wish she would STOP SAYING UU-UU.

>> No.2777806

>>2777789

Not really. I'm more like Kinzo, honestly. Old before my time and bitter about a wasted life.

And those god damned kids trying to get my treasure.

>> No.2777809

>>2777789
More like Ange.

>> No.2777812

>>2777798
Maria has no friends, a poor relationship with her parent(s), an obsessive love towards things which aren't real and esoteric hobbies which everyone else finds creepy.

Sound like anyone you know?

>> No.2777813

>>2777800
>I just wish she would STOP SAYING UU-UU.
What? So her mother will stop loving her? What kind of monster are you?

>> No.2777815

>>2777812
Like is said. It is just my mom receiving the beating.

>> No.2777816

uugu~

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>>2777787
They don't even compare to goat #5. His fight with Krauss was fucking manly.

>> No.2777830

>>2777825
Too many looser flags.

And I want to see goat onii-chan.

>> No.2777833

Maria's "screen time" were always highlights of Umineko (Ange's parts were pretty boring except for her end, but that part was actually about Maria anyway)
eg the first "good" scene in EP1 is the Maria's rose 'Uu--- Not here---" one.

>> No.2777847

You now realize that Maria is the true main character of Umineko like Rika was to Higurashi.

>> No.2777848

>>2777833
Truth. Ange almost ruined Ep4 for me.

>> No.2777855

>>2777847
I've suspected it all along.

>> No.2777860

>>2777847
It is about Rika again.

>> No.2777859

If you don't like Maria, you are a monster.

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Sexually frustrated moe~

>> No.2777873

>>2777859
And then Anonymous was the monster.

>> No.2777909

Fuck you OP, Sakutaro is better than you.

>> No.2777920

>>2777859
dis

>> No.2777945

Goddamn bitch whore of a Rosa, stop trollin' mah /jp/.

>> No.2778353

Oh haven't you realized yet? her story is endless.

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Mama is to blame!

>> No.2778396

Yeah what I also don't get is BATTLER ISN'T THE REAL BATTLER, BATTLER COMMITTED A SIN 6 YEARS AGO, ANGE DIES, "UU-" IS MAGIC TO REMEMBER THE FUN TIMES WITH HER MOTHER, SAKURATO(THE STUFFED LION) ISN'T UNIQUE SO ROSA DID NOT MAKE IT HERSELF

>> No.2778417

Strange, i hated maria from episode 1 to 3. But suddenly liked her in 4.

probably because the only good thing she did was that she created sakutaro and I'm shotacon

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This thread needs more love.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7231028

>> No.2778445

>>2778396
>BATTLER ISN'T THE REAL BATTLER
Trickery. What's actually known is Battler isn't Asumu's son. Beato uses this to cast doubt but it actually doesn't mean he isn't Rudolf's son.

>>2777729
Up until that point you can think Maria's just slightly deranged, but her whole background drives home the fact she wouldn't have any qualms with being the real killer's accomplice.

>> No.2778508

uurine

>> No.2778542

>>ANGE DIES
oh shit really? i thought that she'd survive, i mean, it's not like with one exception every single character dies at the end of each story.

>> No.2778558

>>2778542
We don't know how she dies. Hell we don't even really know the true order in which events take place.
Pointless Theory time:
Pre-Eva's death moments > About to jump off building> Ange has a delusion caused by Bern about the whole journey> ANGE-Beatrice stuff > Bern drops Ange to her death.

>> No.2778561

>>2778396
no, "unique and handmade by Rosa" was said in red, spoilerfag

>> No.2778562

>>2778542
Ange's trickier since she isn't part of the board. Death to every character among the 18, yes, but not people like Beato or Ronove or the stakes. So people will naturally expect Ange to last.

>> No.2778563

>>2778396
cool

>> No.2778566

>>2778561
Not exactly. She started to say it in red but groaned and stopped in the middle so it is still an unsure thing.

>> No.2778572

>>2778562
Technically the death mentioned in the credits could be only the death of ANGE-Beatrice.

>> No.2778584

>>2778558

It's clearly stated at the start of ep 4 that she jumped off the building after meeting with Bernkastel and survived.

She goes on her little journey, comes back and meets with Bernkastel again, then successfully kills herself to become Meta-Ange and stop Battler from signing the contract (end of ep 3).

>> No.2778597

>>2778584
Ah, that bit is a bit confusing. The text made it seem like after Ange passed out on Rokkenjima, she was right back there talking to Bern as if in the middle of their original conversation.

>> No.2778805

>>but not people like Beato or Ronove or the stakes.

that's because they never existed

>> No.2778827

>>2778572
Don't trust the credits. Those are the same credits that always list Kinzo as "Died at the Xth twilight".

>> No.2778972

>>2778805
Yes, but the thing is, on the game board grown-up Ange never did either.

>> No.2778990

>>2778827
Oh wow, didn't even notice that.

sage for me being a dumbass

>> No.2779020

So much of this thread is filled with people who are too slow to play Umineko.

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