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>Gura tries to make you a peanut butter burger>she messes up, burning the meat and the peanut butter>she shows you the burnt peanut butter burger>"I-it's okay if you don't want to eat it, anon">Gura about to cry as she says thisWould you eat it?
salman
BUILT FOR BREEDING
Gawr Gura is the light
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>>27681601>how her rap flow is heavy like her period.BASED Mori
>>27681636Chumming in Gura's gills~!
w-which thread should I post in...
sharkmedio better not accidentally delete this thread instead of the /vg/ crossboarder one
>>27681561oh damn, those anons weren't reaching, Gura really did say she is fuzz-free, hairless except for the hair on her head, etchot
There's already a thread up:>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493
>>27681621I love burnt food, of course
>>27681658You know which thread to post in if you're not a crossboarding newfag.
>>27681630Based.
Salmon
Anyone posting on the /vg/ thread needs to be banned
>>27681658This one you newfag
>>27681674It's early retard.
>>27681620fuck off
>>27681601>that second trackwhat the fuck is with elevens and shit taste
>>27681682cringe
>>27681664Yep she also talked about stepping on people and digging her heels into themPretty lewd really.
>>27681674that thread is shit, i'm gonna link this thread in that one lol
>>27681630i miss namlas...
>>27681674It's early tho.
>early thread by crosspostershave we really made them that mad?
how much cunny?
>>27681687That's pretty good Im surprised she hasn't streamed the game
>>27681636Confirmed smooth and hairless!
>>27681728all of it
>>27681601>Someone told her that being a wife is a bad thing.
Literally nobody likes cunny shut up
So, is there anything else planned today apart from the biped stream?
Posting in both threads!
what's more autistic, mori or her deadbeats?
What the fuck is a Master V?
>>27681732Persimmons.
WOULD SOMEONE THINK OF THE 2HUS
>>27681746nope
>>27681630based
>>27681752Deadbraps
>>27681752Mori but only by a little bit
>>27681755Virgin obviously
>>27681755It V for verse it means you need good lines to take her
>>27681746No, Ina canceled her Minecraft stream due to illness so it's just the biped collab.
>>27681740So whay kind of guys is she into?Asking for a friend
I'm posting here. /vg/ should fuck off.
>>27681747If you want me to post smooth, hairless shark cunny just say so
>>27681781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qouw-9etBtg&ab_channel=HorribleClips
Bloop needs more love
>>27681752>it's ina that walks in>she likes it and locks the door>mori proceeds to panic more
>>27681645Two days until concert.
>>27681682Salmon milk
>>27681752Chumfags
>>27681747My name is now Literally nobody then.
>other thread OP has some autistic pastebin fuck off /vg/
>>27681804Same guys any straight woman is into, over 6'1", fit, well off, no bad habits or socially incorrect behavior. The usual.
>>27681601Is there any backup of it?
>>27681755How new?
/vg/ is getting uppity again...
Are meidos asleep?
literally best autistic tomboy
>>27681788>>27681755I wonder if anyone's gonna even attempt to write a Mori diss track
So the Kulturkrieg has begun.
>>27681839you are reaching hard there my dude
>>27681884What is it this time
>>27681821i need more lore about the little guy
>>27681863Probably doomed to be lost on some hard-drive.
http://poal.me/rzax5uVOTE NOW! WHICH THREAD WILL BE DELETED??
How bad was the mario stream? Did she really rage quit a fucking mario game?
>>27681682Is it taller than gura?
>>27681747he says as he goes and faps to loli later that night.
>>27681886sadly yes so the sea monkey /v/ thread is still upthey tried to make a doxx thread in /v/ a few days ago
>>27681892I'm all for more 2hu genocide
>>27681889I think Kiara should write a kiss track because that would throw mori for loop harder than a diss
>>27681907no, she didn't rage quit, she did rage a bit tho
>>27681687>second optionrelatable
>other thread is early and literally /vg/Is this really what we've become...?
>>27681907Dunno. Why should I watch someone who can't even follow the most simple on-screen instructions?
>>27681892the only one that can decide our fate now is sharkmeido
>>27681892I don't mind about linking previous thread, but that op is a retard
This is my new Mori narrative. Remember how she told us about the time she was a waitress and someone threw a drink in her face and made her cry? Well playing Overcooked is the only way for her to redeem herself. After hearing Mori's story, the other girls decided to help overcome her trauma which is why we have weekly Bitchin Kitchen streams. Today the flashbacks from the drink incident started to come back to Mori. As a result, she started to take out her anger on an innocent wine bottle. Everyone laughs in amusement as she hits the bottle while deep inside they only feel sorrow. They all resolve to beat Overcooked no matter what so Mori can finally redeem herself.
>>27681907Yes. She's not new to raging over Mario though, I think she already knocked the Switch out of her dock like 4 times by now over Odyssey.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYN7sUF1a1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0XtBrM2A8&feature=youtu.be&t=4190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_4TOjInVwReally fun to watch.
>>27681957>He didn't even do his reps.
>>27681946>early thread>sam>paste shit>/vg/ sea monkey spamcome on mods you're the best ones on the site please nuke the other sea monkey thread
>>27681946one extremely autistic /vg/ nerd decided he's gonna colonise us or something idk
Actual thread:>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493>>27681493Please delete this one.
>>27681946This thread has an Uno reverse card meme in the OP.Pick your poison.I'll stick with the notorious serial killer thank you very much.
>>27681889That one guy called her an alcoholic chunni nerd in his rap but it was clearly out of love.
I wanted holoen to succeed but not like this...
>>27681984ogey
Make a Zoolander watchalong Mori, c'mon.
WE HAVE SURPASSED THE EARLY THREAD IN POSTSsea monkeys btfoalso how the FUCK does ina just randomly get sick?
>>27681982That's the funny thing, he's a fucking single faggot who's doing this
https://mobile.twitter.com/BurgerKing/status/1316426714067677191Has this been posted already?
>>27681893Cope
>>27681862Wtf that's literally me
>>27681907It was cute and Ame getting angry unironically does things to me so I enjoyed it.
>>27681984rrat
>>27681964Next: Filling that guys car with wine. He has an import so it won't leak out while they are filling it.
>>27681998how then?
So after watching her most recent stream, do we get a sense of what Pekora's collabs with be like with the EN girls? Subaru, Hachama, and a few others can also understand English at least written, so it would probably work the same.Coco is from Georgia so she should just be able to just have a regular collab, and Kiara speaks Japanese fluently so basically the same deal, right?
>>27681984https://streamable.com/0pakhh
>>27682011>n-no unice
>>27682008holy fuck phoenix
>>27682005period, please understand women are fragile creatures
>>27681601> her second EPIs "Red White and Black" her first EP? Or is it another one?
>>27682005Kissing Mori on the lips while she was still a little sick
>>27681984Lurk more.
>>27681997>alcoholic chunni nerdIs that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>27681984It's over /vg/, we have the higher post count.
>South Carolinians are deadbrapsbased
how long do periods last, is this related?
>>27681984why do you feel the need to insert yourself and make our threads "better"
>>27682008Yes, multiple times
>there are people itt that haven't finished their japanese reps>>27682005she's asian so she probably just took a cold shower or something
>>27682005I mean it's getting cold in North America now.
>>27682044No, that's why I said it was clearly out of love.
>>27682046>>27682039>>27682024>>27682015>>27682001seething.
>>27681984Tienes que volver para atrás marica!
>>27682005she collabed with Mori today, must have been infectious still
When will this constant raiding end? Literally /pol/, /cgl/, reddit, facebook and now /vg/ are trying to colonize the place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2wJV8iErcc
>>27682058>periodI swear I always fucking forget there are real women behind the avatars. This is the power of Hololive.
A shame Gura's Q&A was so boring. When will she open up?
>>27682005Bad reaction to the flu jab maybe?
>in half a year we will have Kiara singing an original song about the delicious new Whooper™can't wait
>>27682058like a week, not consistent pain but low iron intake can lead to cramps for like 3 days
>they are literally begging us to post in the other thread
>>27682093I'll open up her cunny with my 8' cock
Why is everything so stressful and overwhelming?
So what was Kiara's reaction to PekoMoona?
>>27681964STFU
Why would you guys wanna fuck Mori, after she made those loud braps?
>Archive still downBros.....
I LOVE KIARA
>>27682053>google anticipates Gura declining while Kiara inclines
>>27682022Coco has done full English collab streams with Moona before, she will do perfectly doing collabs with HoloEN.
>>27682113Cause you think about it too much
I want to cum on the Gosling femanon's face, then call her a slut.
>>27682098>there is a random super cute tomboy in the commercial with tats
>>27682086it's because Hololive is getting too big. Too be honest though, I would rather Hololive takeover the site than /pol/
>>27682122Wtf I love this chicken now
>>27682115She got in Burger King's pants.
>>27682117Why did you throw a drink in our bois face? That wasn't very kino of you.
https://streamable.com/2f2ssx
>>27682022God I hope that Gura and Pekora will one day collab, the absolute retardation the stream will be oozes potential
>>27682115Yandere Chicken when?
>>27682122I know the reference but changing that red to orange and that would be a great alt outfit
>>27682120she now takes BBC. Big Burger Cock
>>27681781That thread was fucking great
Did we get actual confirmation that Warosu was hit by a C&D-order or a strongly worded letter?
Gura cute
>>27682098>Kiara partners with Burger King>Gura partners with XboxWhat companies will the other ENs partner with?
>>27681964You forgot Mori worked for Hooters once. Now imagine THAT image.
>>27682141DYRBI
>>27682120She's looking like a Girls' Frontline character.
>>27682113As some fag from /jp/ would say, take it easy
while I use /vg/ this place isn't/vg/ and it should remain that way besides this is wher my GANG GANG KAWAII is >>27681645Here bro >>27681687Kek, this is really cute and well made
>>27681964I like to think shes just a autistic drunk middle aged white women living now as a anime avatar rapping. shes the funniest one out of all of them.
>>27682101>crampswhat the fuck is up with those anyways? why is the body like "yea also fuck you" to women?
>>27682163Mori is Sony
>>27682058About 2.5-4 days, it depends. Sometimes the buildup can take a day or two and make the girl queasy or tired, then they'll feel enervated and weak after the shedding because of blood loss.
>>27681964"Based", now that's what I call a naiverrat
>>27682141Yeah okay, but Noel is at her sexiest when she's at her angriesthttps://streamable.com/ri1m9rhttps://streamable.com/1gqhz7https://streamable.com/ak006fhttps://files.catbox.moe/oy68fo.mp4https://streamable.com/9nhgvihttps://streamable.com/v9a6plhttps://streamable.com/vwb8ajhttps://files.catbox.moe/qmmftc.mp4
>>27682118I hope she does the same during sex.
>>27682150Is Burger King even a thing in Japan?
>>27682022I'm still confused as to why she seems to refuse to want to do a collab with Kiara, instead we get one with Subaru and Marine.I guess they just didn't get along.
>tfw chumbuds
>>27681601>ywn care for Mori while she's having her period>ywn care for Mori while she's pregnant with your child
what happens when she gets mad?
>>27682163Come back when they retweet Holo-tweets.
Bros I got a theory, what if we're not seeing any HoloEN x HoloX collabs (other than BIRD UP) because they want to wait for C*co and Ha*to's suspension to end?
So how did you guys feel about Bitchin Kitchen 3?Seemed kinda boring to me but Mori sperging out on the wine bottle was funny.
I FUCKING LOVE MORI!
>>27682118Because her butthole might be loose enough to go in with little preparation.
>>27681781
>>27682163>Ame>Mountain dew&doritos
>>27682194Kiara wants to wait for her to have no technical issues for when she collabs with pekora
What do you guys think about this?
>>27682203How many days til the Chaama returns?
>>27682198We dont know, nobody came back to tell us.
I can't rep all this shit>>27682207I want to see these four lovable retards play left 4 dead
>tfw I'm 6'3" but literally all of my manlet friends are settling down with wives and girlfriends and I'm still a virginh-haha... at least I'm not short...
>>27681804asians
WHY ARE THERE TWO THREADS
>>27682233Monday.
I want to fund machine learning research to make Al replication of holoEN so they can stream 24/7 forever.
>>27682118Girl braps are god tier, anon
>>27682160really?
>>27682215You're not tricking me into buying the tier 3 membership. There is no way her live2d model can strip that far down.
>>27682244/vg/ raid
>>27682230smart
>>27681781The double execution will always be the funniest part of this screencap. Poor mori though, how do you not quit the internet forever with something like this out there
>>27682194Kiara knows how peko can be and doesn't want to pressure her so early.
>>27682086>not realizing you're outnumbered at least 5:1Give it up, oldfagchama (probably not even that old to begin with)
>>27682167She looks pretty close to MP7 to me
>>27682253Yes
>>27682167The artist was going for Arknights but close enough.https://twitter.com/LichVtuber/status/1308466660555325440?s=19
>>27682182>Not including her GOI clips
>>27682230BMI>30
>>27682248Let's say AI are created and take sentience.Would you rather watch an actual, vtuber with a real person or a vtuber controlled by an AI?
>>27682245That better be Monday down under because I can't wait.
>>27682230I see nothing wrong with that doesn't she have to do a month fast or some shit? Makes sense to bulk up before hand
Woomy
>>27682195what a funny coincidenceor IS IT???
>>27682194I recall a clip of Peko saying she wants to collab with Kiara
>>27682244sea monkeys trying to make it a /vg/ general shit
>>27681972I genuinely feel uneasy whenever she knocks the fucking switch out of the dock, gremlin rage is funny to me but not when you start throwing shit.
>>27682203Probably the case, one of the biggest advocate for the while EN thing was Coco, so she would have been the first collab for sure.
>>27682163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBcBDHYfv8Don't forget your possesion reps
>>27682174Forgot this pic>>27682207It was alright, they were pretty good later and after watching the whole thing it was satisfying how they became pretty efficient and got all those stars
>>27681601>one song about the type of guys she likes not being into her because she's a foulmouthed tomboy rapper,not some kawaii japanese girl or a tradwifeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FUCKING UNGRATEFUL NIPS, ABAYOif only Mori didn't have yellow fever... but then she wouldn't become the person she is... fuuuuuuuuck
>>27682248The true Gosling experience
>>27682248>not to make realistic porn of them
>>27682053Why were people googling Watson Amelia in october 2019?
Ok, consider this. Japanese people fear the controversies, while Americans thrive on it. Ame first collab: Boxing match on the Switch against Artia. Title: Two worlds collide. Winner gets Civia. Sports have been feeding on hypernationalism since the dawn of civilization. Put national pride on the line and 100k views are guaranteed. It is time for the competitive vtuber era to begin. And if Ame loses, Gura goes for the rematch, doing the full Rocky IV skit. Meme will be glorious.
>>27682281Real person. AI won't make dumb, funny mistakes.
>>27682195
>>27681863>>27681902>>27682035Jesus, just watched some of these old videos.This girl really broke down on stream and said "I just always believed you have to work to get good things, and I feel like I haven't done anything". What??? She created this picture in my head of a newbie songwriter who was carried hard by a team of producers, but absolutely not. That channel goes back 4 years, all the MVs are also created by her apparently, and some of those videos go beyond a million views too. This is the girl with impostor syndrome, what??
FUCK who forgot to watch gura?!
>>27681621>>27681630Why are these ritual posts not deleted like in the other thread?Is redditsharkmeido sleeping?
>>27682244>WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO THREADSfixed it
>>27682275If I get them, I'll update my records.
>>27682290It's an edit, the boy says "big fish!" in the original.
I must my harden my fellow deadbeats' spirit.
>>27682298Beautiful tako.
>back problems>gura will never step on you to fix it
there are people who miss Aloe and got hit hard by her graduation but didn't even have much time to get attached to her, now imagine when we get the first natural retirement of a holo who's been streaming for years to maybe even 1M+ audience by that time but eventually reaches the time to move on
>>27682271I finally see
>>27682231cursed
>>27681621>>27681630Delete these ones mister meido
>>27682178The womb has to get rid of all the blood and tiswues so it doesn't rot and cause infection, so it contracts and squeezes it out, some times it squeezes so much that it cuts the blood flow into it, so it starts spasming to release the pressure and let the blood back in, those are the cramps, if you ever had that happen to a muscle you can sort of imagine the pain.
>>27682118Don't know how tell you this but every single girl braps anon
>>27682281AI
>>27682182I will never get tired of the Noel rage compilation.
>>27682286That happens in like April and they still eat before sun rise and after sunset.
I want cantaloupe mori to brrap on my face.
>>27682320You dont know shit about AI, son.
WHY DIDNT FUTURE BOOMER MARINE TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE HOLOLIVE EN GENERATIONS???? AAAAAAAAAAA TASUKETE KUROJIIIIIINNNNN
Oh shit
God bless cover. "Chunni awkward tomboy" was a combination I never would have even thought about, and here I am letting the Gosling take me
>>27682301I would never. Amelia literally owns me. She knows it, too. She knows that I (and many others) are completely wrapped around her fingers by now.
So what happens if both threads reach bump limit before miedos delete the other one?
at this point I'm afraid to go to sleep missing an Ame Minecraft stream
>>27682324We need to protect Mori
>>27682324Christ, Mori. I'm glad we're here for her happy times now.
>>27682230nothing can't stop the work
>>27682244For some reason faggots are mad that people want to link previous threads and not spam the catalogue with duplicate threads every time one dies. Other faggots are mad that those faggots are mad and like a retard, made an early thread to make them even more mad. Now those mad faggots and these mad faggots are having a mad faggot fight about it.Basically everyone's a dumbass but me.
>>27682326Go back.
>>27681781I missed thisArchived anywhere? I wanna see the replies
>>27682343At least they'll have done a lot of things by then, Aloe got no chance in life.
>>27682142It'll be garbage, Peko will be too shy and Gura will be to starstruck to say anything.
>>27681908Yes
>>27682330https://streamable.com/w8qzzthttps://streamable.com/mst9v8
>>27682377concernfag?
>>27682377We all get permanently banned
>>27682373wow she just recently liked that post maybe we will get those afteralkl
>>27682316Amelia watson is mote common than you think
>>27682286Haha.. for the fast.. yeah..
>>27682377Then I'm making a third thread where only I am allowed to post.
WHY HAVEN'T THEY DELETED THE OTHER THREAD YET?? NARRATIVEBROS??https://poal.me/3k379e
>>27682141>>27682182Find a woman that can do both. There's a reason my favorite are Noel and Ame.
>>27682163Amelia partners with Hunt A KillerMori goes bankrupt and all assets are stripped and bought by Kiara Fried Phoenix Inc.
>>27682174>spoilerWhy though? Maybe you could explain.
>>27682343We've already seen this happen a few times.
>>27682199I'm sure you've got an engaging narrative about how responding to a tweet means nothing compared to just retweeting it,
>>27682324rap culture on one hand puts a huge accent on being explosively successful and far reaching and on the other on experiencing 'real' struggle, which is something often refused for a relatively normal looking white girl from the sticksis it really surprising she'd develop that mindset under this context?
>>27682374The dullahan from Monmusu is literally the same.
>>27682376I'm glad you still love her at least. Her Mario streams and rage make me terrified of her, especially how she slams her table or controller so hard it causes the Switch to jump from its dock.
>>27681781Alright, how many (you)s are those?
>>27682380To be fair, she probably is too.
>>27682377we make more splinter threads
>>27682373YES! Those emotes are better than the old ones, FUCK COME ON GURA SEAL THE DEAL
>>27682203Chicken x Duck is this Friday at 8PM JST. Mori is too busy preparing for her concert and her natural JP partner is preparing for live too. I'm not sure what happened to Ina. She seemed to talk to Pika on twitter a lot, Marine wanted to collab with her and Ui-mama probably wouldn't mind either.Ame and Gura seem to be reluctant to interact with people outside EN for now.
>>27682437they weren't that big though were they
>>27682404Added, 10q
So... what are the streams for today?
>>27682324“I am, somehow, less interested in the views and success of Calliope's channel than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in small channels and obscurity." -Stephen Jay Gould
>other thread is seething
>>27682235As far as collabs go, Gura mentioned she plays picrelated. It does have a very good reviews on steam too, would it be good for streaming?
>>27681601Sounds pretty based. Too bad I never had the chance to listen to those. I remember one anon saying he had them saved but didn't want to share since she deleted the vids which is unfortunate but understandable. Hopefully someday in the future I'll be able to find them. While in this topic does anyone have the remix? I forgot to save when it was posted ;-;
>>27682305Who told her that being one is bad?
>>27682473this thread is seething
>>27682450Around 270
>Check other thread>Chumbuddy majority
>>27682324Mori has a pretty low opinion of herself. That's why we gotta support our boi now that she has found success.
>>27681804nips
The other thread has ceased to exist
>>27682448God imagine what she'd do if she got angry at you
>>27682473>Other thread is deadBig kusa
>>27682450265
>>27682473you are seething
hey motherfuckers
>>27682435Kiara wouldn't buy mori like a slave
>>27682450265 = 14 * 18 + 13
We won /jp/ bros!
>>27682495Don't group me with those fags
>>27682473Well yeah, the /vg/ colonists aren't being as well received as they would have liked.
Man you guys really don't understand Calli do you? Here's how it works. Calli is a socially awkward wigger weeb with no self confidence and imposter syndrome. She's the kind of person who will awkwardly tell a joke and then laugh at her own joke to make sure that people know it's a joke. She might even throw in a meek, "Did you get it?" afterwards and then immediately silently berate herself. She hates awkward silences and will try to fill them. She seeks approval and confirmation but she's also dense as fuck so even if people are giving her approval and confirmation and praise, she wouldn't be able to tell and the few times she is able to tell, she doesn't believe them because of her low self esteem. And this is all how she is in her normal life. As a Vtuber? An entertainer, a presenter with literally thousands of eyes on her? Ohh boy. She will also feel extra pressure to perform in a collab because it's not just her, it's her colleagues and she's worried about messing up in front of them and also for them and their fans, in addition to her own. So she will try too hard and then cringe and then there will be a lull while she silently tells herself that she is an idiot, and a moron, and stupid, and there will always be a lull because Gura is a non entity in collabs right now and Ame can't always carry everything. Eventually Calli will stop beating herself up long enough to realize "OH GOD NOTHING IS HAPPENING ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING AND EXPECTING US TO ENTERTAIN THEM THEY GAVE US SO MUCH MONEY, I DON'T DESERVE THIS" and so she'll launch right into the fray again the only way she knows how, by talking energetically and also taking care to enunciate things and describe them for the ESL audience since she used to be an English Teacher. Occasionally she will become genuinely amused or tilted at something in game and that will slip through, but because she's a sperg, her genuine emotions will still be as awkward as her forced ones. Then when the collab/stream ends, she will collapse on her bed silently weeping and thinking about all the things she could have done better. She'll think about her fellow rapper from whom she heard about the Hololive auditions and feel guilty for taking their shot, they wanted it so much more than she did, she just applied on a whim, and even though they told her it was okay, it's not REALLY okay, they are just saying that to be nice because they are a good person unlike me because I'm such a piece of shit for stealing my friend's dream and I deserve to die. Then she drinks and cries herself to sleep.
Get fucked newfags.
>>27682505>>27682507Oh fuck, prepare for a dip in quality
>>27682262Because nobody cares except some turbo autists on jp.
>>27682398Yeah, there's a difference between aloe, which is more of a wasted potential and people being sad hearing about the bad things that happened to her, and your oshii retiring after years of daily content.>>27682465I know there's a lot of teary eyed comments on the retirement video for polka's old channel which was like 250k or something. not on the scale of most holos but definitely pretty close.
>>27682467Biped collab.That's it. Ina's sick so her Minecraft stream is off for now.
>>27682448Think of it this way. Imagine how good the sex would be when she's mad. Like she just ragequit a game and is fucking fuming and you grab her, throw her on the couch and start. It would be quite the experience. She would probably break your pelvis with how hard she would end up riding you and your back would be scratched to hell and back, but she'd let all the frustration out on you.
>>27682520This is in the distant future. Kiara has long since been kicked from the board of directors.
>>27682230Quick rundown on Moona.Whats her personality like, is she cute like Risu? I don't really follow the ID girls but it looks like they will now all have collabs with the EN branch and just saw her in the Peko stream.
>>27682399Maybe, I expect it to be something stupid followed by constant screaming. Repeat this for 90mins.
Here we go again... Chumbuds, are you doing your singing reps? the Elvis song cover project is still in plan.For those who didn't know, the plan is to cover the song "Can't Help Falling In Love" and each one of the participating anons should make a vocal-only recording of the song, then post it in the thread before Saturday if possible, because that's when I wanted to make a demo.This is the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJTaP6anOUThe karaoke version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd4mB-zUcO8The ideal time to post your cover would be at this time of the day and for the next 3 hours because at least for me it's the ideal time frame for lurking, every day until Saturday. Since the archives are down we've to improvise like this, it can't be helped.
>>27682182God this girl triggers my weird overprotective instincts so bad, I just wanna hug her tight while she's having a menhera tantrum until she calms down.
God I want to marry Mori
>>27682325Sleep paralysis?
If this isn't a general are we allowed to make threads asking what Mori's armpits smell like?
S****m***o has arrived.
That's not how we do things here
https://hololive.wiki/wiki/List_of_BirthdaysDo you share your birthday with any of the Holos? If yes, do you like the one you share birthday with?
>>27682343Do your data-hoarding reps. Now!
daily reminder to thank the mods for dealing with raiding sea monkey /v/irgins
>>27682528Has this gotten longer or is it just me?
>>27682450265. I remember counting them right after that thread was archived.
>>27682336The opening track from chaoticevild20's album that drops soon after will sync up perfectly to the ending of Live Again. You just know it's going to happen.
We literally call this place /hlgg/ and there are other generals in this very board.I don't particularly care if we go with the general format or not in the future, but WHY would you be so passionately against linking to previous threads?Give me your best reasoning.
>>27682540Amefags?
Now I'm stuck with you faggots.Guess I'll have to acclimatize.Isn't this maymay hilarious, fellow 4channers?
>>27682528i didnt finish reading yet, but heres a (you)
>>27682559This is a containment thread nigger, anything hololive EN related belongs here.
Chickenbros do you like the Stacey that Kiara has become or do you miss how she used to act?
>>27682473what other thread?
>>27682448>Scared.She's just releasing her frustration. I have a friend who's like that and I just laugh when he rages because he's a good guy who just gets weirdly frustrated at games.
>>27682579Discussion thread.>>27682570
>>27682579no
Can we get our own board now?
>>27682550
>>2768253710Q
>>27682467Biped collab is left but it'll turn into something else once they realize they don't have anymore co-op levels left.
>>27682377Hololive will slowly claw out it's rightful share of /jp/?
>>27682529>>27682524newfags won, this >>27682517 is /jp/
>>27682579they would tell you why, but they don't actually know. the reason is that they experience psychological discomfort when their routines are disrupted.
>>27682597absolute state
>>27682597Kill yourself
>>27682601That would be boring
>>27682528I will ensure that Mori's success and game is only ended by graduating and marriage rather than scandal
>>27682230How long do you think it takes her to get through all that?
why do you faggots think generals are not jp culture when THEY ARE ON THIS BOARD ALLREADY YOU AUTISTIC SHITS
>>27682589She really hasn't changed her act that much all that's happened is less bad luck
>>27682579no.Adapt or leave.
>>27682621because this is not a general, it's a containment thread
>>27682545Is a good singer and does a great cover of Bad Romance.Has a great hunger......for life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of1g_7bLcxk
What did Fubuki mean by this?
>>27682621Literally this.
>>27682562I share mine with Coco. I miss that bitch.
>>27682560Our fate has been set in stone.
>>27682601Chumbuds getting their own board? I'd be down for that
>>27682438Doesn't a retweet mean more? They give such replies all the time.
>>27682467Biped collab later. Ina cancelled her stream so I'm watching the archive of my clown wife playing Among Us instead.
>>2768261911 days
>>27682601Just give the 2hus they're own board, we are the majority here.
>>27682483It'd be better than death by daylight
>>27681630Based
>>27682636She likes the shark
>>27682582Yes? That guy is correct.Angry and frustrated Ame is supposed to be bridal carried to bed or a couch where she can her frustrations out on your body instead of Desk and Switch-kun.
>>27682545The only thing anyone ever posts about her is food
>>27682022moona's really come a long way from 66 minutes
>>27682636she's happy to see HoloEN is going strong.
>>27682631So you're raiding a thread you don't take part in, huh?
>It's been 3 hours since the Burger King tweet>Kiara still F5ing her channel page in the middle of the night hoping for the subcount to go upYou know this is true.
>>27682579>but WHY would you be so passionately against linking to previous threads?"Because they do that and we don't". We get into shitflinging arguments literally every day about which girl is better, which numbers are bigger, and who really farted. Are you honestly asking about tribalism right now? Are you retarded?
>>27682545Autistic and cute. She's cute but not in the same way as Risu. She's less of the Tree Rat high-energy and more like a comfy ball of autism. She's fun to watch and is one of the only holos that is pretty much universally liked in these threads.
>>27682631The two aren't mutually exclusive.
>>27682597I'm dying at how much you /vg/ niggers are seething. It's worth keeping things the way they are just to see you get even more mad.
>>27682646Bringing in the most traffic and being the majority are different things, hololive only has two threads.
>>27682562NoelI watch her from time to time when she streams at favorable hours, but I'm not a dedicated fan.
New Moona post:https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1316472983502811137
I dedicate this to you meido
>>27682157Get nae nae'd
>>27682658>not fucking from behind while she's still playing while bent over the desk (also slamming it)
>>27682658She would be so mad she would call you a piece of shit while taking off your pants
>>27682682Give me those cantaloupes, FOREST.
>>27682589She just got a new mic and started having fun as she dealt with the mountain of isues one by one, get over yourself. She will let loose even more after she gets to stream in her own home after getting her own internet back, so drop her and go watch Siro or some shit, seisofaggot.
>>27682673I fucking love our mods
>>27682324>This is the girl with impostor syndrome, what??Shit's not rational, bro. Besides, if the alternative is being stuck up and thinking there was no luck involved in your success, I'd pick this every time.
>>27682644Best decision!
>wanting to sponfeed newfags in the OPFor what purpose?
>>27682324Yeah I've seen her old videos, that's one of the reasons I'm so happy for her now, after all that shit and the work she puts in she fucking deserves success>>27682495Hey don't shit on a whole group, many of them are pretty based, it was made early and linked in the previous thread so many people went there
Let's make baseless assumptions for the Holo's futures:>Mori>Gaming content is mostly collaborations, while her solo streams become anything but games>Kiara>Turns into the Aki Rosental of HoloEN, stops giving a shit and just plays game she enjoys >Ame>Still digging tunnels, someone send help>Gura>secretly glad the skyrocketing subsriber count slowed at 1.5mil>Ina>nothing changes
>>27682587What the fuck is the difference?
>>27682631that doesn't mean anything you autistic child please fucking explain the difference for once instead of using buzzwords like a tumbler feminist
>>27681984Abayo
>>27682579i dont like change and unironically like how its been since /hlgg/ got created, it feels a bit different
>>27682601I wonder what share of /jp/-posts are made in Hololive-threads?
>>27682579/a/utism. Which is fine when unilaterally applied, but then they go and do stupid shit like banning sakurafish.
>>27682562Amelia's birthday is within a week of mine!
Where in /vg/ are they even organizing?
Amelia didn't exist before Hololive. Gura however did
>>27682682Big fucking fat cantaloupes
>>27682673Holy shit this. I was in favor of just linking previous threads so I don't have to open five tabs when trying to pinpoint an exact moment. But the amount of butthurt going around makes it worth it.
>>27682673At this time next year, you will have a general. It's unavoidable. Screencap this and if my post changes the course of history, then that's also fine with me.It's a win win.
>>27682589I prefer the new Kiara. Ever since the Marine call she has improved quite a bit. I don't care about her being seiso. Her being real and swearing, getting mad and saying funny shit even if it includes profanity is much funnier. "I'm seiso as FUCK!" Her MK8 and SM64 streams are already legendary
>>27682697Take your meds retard. The past week of Kiara has been her best content. I just wanted to know what other people thought.
>>27682630I'm fine with the way things are myself, it doesn't change anything for me either way.I'm just curious why you are all so passionately against it. What's it gonna take away from how the threads are right now if the format changes?>>27682668what the fuck is this post
>>27682562share a month with gura, coco and watame but no exact date
>>27682576Oh yeah baby
>>27682714>AllGraduation eventually
>>27682714Gura will beat Kizuna Ai to 3 million.
>>27682636She's being a good Senpai and is happy to see her Kouhai succeed. This may come as a surprise to you but most Holo's aren't actually numberfags.
>>27682562No, closest is Lamy
>>27682579The old thread is dead. This is the new thread. Post in the new thread
>>27682685>there are literally hundreds of fucking le ebin samhyde tourist faggots coming here now>probably underage too, if yesterday is any indication
>>27682631>>27682621Thread developed it's own norms. That's how boards get started.
>>27682732More like their organizing in discord. That's what raiders always do.
>>27682597fuck you
Detention with Mori-sensei!
>>27682699How does Mori have the sexiest art when most of it isn't even lewd? Goddamn
>>27682636If anything she's more than happy to share the pressure
CLAP CLAP
>>27682667>Literally the single worst fast food chain in the worldThey're doing the same thing.
>>27682324To be honest, I do kind of find it a little weird that she had all those eyes on her and her music and yet apparently couldn't turn those into paying fans, but I'm a worthless dipshit with no creative talent so what do I know.
>>27682723I'd wager >80% at least based on the archives and the post count statistics.
>>27681892>/vy/>/hlg/>/hlgg/>/hlgg/ with extra tourismhaha
>>27682562>share a bday with Matsuriuh... I'm scared of her. She admitted it would be fun to lure a young man (between 20 to 30) to some place and attack him there. Like physically mutilating, cutting parts off etc.
this isn't /vg/ you bunch of retarded tourists, if you don't like it you can't always go back
>>27682392Based above-it-all poster
>>27682682massively based
>>27682714if Sony ever gets their permissions in order I predict a lot of Demon's Souls Remake content from Mori. There's a Reaper Scythe pre-order bonus weapon so she'll be alllll over that shit, being the chuuni dork that she is.
>>27682562Share with Flare exactly. Pumped that mine is just a couple days before Mori's.
>>27682589I don't think much has changed really, she swore on her debut, so it was logical to assume she'd become a bit loose with language as time goes by.I'm happy with chicken though, I though she was the one I'd enjoy the least, but instead she's the one I've watched every stream of.
>>27682752If you were being honest about your question, sorry. I'm tired of the seisotard falseflagger from the previous threads.I prefer honest Kiara just being herself much more.
>>27682589I'm glad she's become more comfortable and happy with who she is on stream. She showed notable signs of growth compared to her start with her struggling to play Fall Guys, and it's nice that she tries to read superchats after streams which is appreciated.
>>27682784I can't believe that fubuki will marry gura
>>27681978>>samNo knocking my boy, big guy./vg/ is still gay though.
>>27682215Just look at that smug Cantaloupe with her cantaloupes
>>27682768I'll take sam hyde, who is legendary, over a shitty uno reverse card everyday. I don't even care about the general question.
>>27682784I thought Matsuri had Luna
>>27682562Fucking Roberu
>>27682707Yeah, I didn't realize she'd be playing with her English speaking fans! It's fucking hilarious so far.
Hnnng
>>27682674You could argue that a board would make moderation easier if threads are capped at <200 replies. Banning everyone in an unwanted thread is faster.
>>27682796>She admitted it would be fun to lure a young man (between 20 to 30) to some place and attack him there. Like physically mutilating, cutting parts off etc.There's no way she actually said this...right??
:3 Remember to hydrate like Ina! We can't be takodachi together if you're dead! :3 :3drink nowor forever be nervous
>>27682589She grew a pair like everyone here wanted her to weeks ago.
>>27682562>Right in between Kuro and BotanWeird.
>>27682589I'll keep watching chicken no matter what.Basically agreeing with >>27682627 on the "less bad luck" part.
>>27682646>give the 2hus they're own boardWhere do you think you are?
>>27681695Gura never stops giving to her heart fans so chumbros let's make it work and give her something with all your feels poured in.It took me a bit to write the post but if you're still here, check it out: >>27682550
What really happened with Ina? She was fine when she did the collab.
>>27682753>what the fuck is this postAccurate? It's just tribalism, there's literally no good reason for it besides "them to that, them bad. So we no do that"
>>27682799I think you meant to *can* always go back. We don't want them here.
>>27682831we do not talk about that...
>>27682821I hope Gura stays away from the mental wreck and does something with Fubuki. In her member musedash she spent like 3 mins talking about how much she loves Fubuki and looks up to her.I bet she would be starstruck.
>>27682682Based
>>27682805B-big...
Post your ideas for collabs.Mine would be Defcon, either teambased or Diplomacy.
>>27682831She sisterzoned her
>>27682799>this isn't /vg/it sure feels like it with all the generals in the catalog though.
>>27682562Shion. Fml.
>>27682562>Same birthday as ArtiaI BELEB
>>27682562Mine is two days from Coco's
>>27682815>I prefer honest Kiara just being herself much more.That's all I want my man. Kiara's been dealing with a lot so I'm glad she's in better spirits. Her zatsudan skills and how she engages the audience is really top tier.
>>27682589Yes, she's great now.
>>27682562>Mori's birthday is April 4
I want Calli to be happy.
>>27682777Autisticly annunciating your English with Mori-sensei!
>>27682562One day close to Roboco
>>27682562I'm february 23, BUT I could share my birthday with Okayu since my timezone is not Japan, so I'm not sure.
>>27682723>>27682793>~80%That's insane. We could easily fill up a small board with different thread-topics.
>>27682863maybe she didnt feel like she could keep up coversation solo
>>27682874Holoen plus ID so they have enough people fighting game tournamentwith brackets first to 5.Too bad the number of fighting games with rollback that would actually work with their locations is close to zero or suck shit.
>>27682707Does Polka even understand English?
Tell me about AmeliaWhy does she have permanent hiccups
Alright boys, just woke up after sleeping since the overcooked collab What'd I miss?
>>27682714>Mori>Concentrates on the music career as she gains the needed traction and learns to live with her success. Still enjoys some games inbetween>Kiara>Suicide>Ame>Graduating due to health reasons>Gura>Will continue to play games and gets major endorsement and franchise because people have been prepped and brainwashed by the duddudduu babyshark shit. She's already 1 retweet or viral shit away from this>InaBob Ross of 21st century. Still enjoys games.
>>27682843Remember to drink lots and consume enough iron or your period cramps will debilitate you!
>>27682831Menhera happened.
>>27682636She knows Gura will eventually surpass everyone so she wants to leech off her success
>>27681972>>27682294
>>27682562im one day before ina, but if you think about it Im behind her in timezones so that means for about 3 hours or so we do share a birthdayits fate
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions >Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing >As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc. >Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to featureTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Harass them >Stalk them>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions >Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>>27682562Watame and Astel. I really should give homostars a try.
>>27682869I wonder what they would do to actually socialize. Japs go to see western entertainers all the time but getting entertained and conversation is two different things.
>>27682940I think she might know some colors? Maybe?
>>27682562Imagine being sandwiched between Aki and Okayu haha...
>>27682874>game starts, calli immediately wants to nuke israelpost yfw
>>27682933yes we could but for some reason we cant even get a fucking general
I think that an Ame and Artia collab will calm both down
>>27682562I share mine with Moona
>>27682874Sven Co-op with as many of the holos as they can grab
>>27682946It's a hypnosis trick she learned to mind break her viewers.
>>27682831Matsuri pushes everyone away eventually. She can't help herself.
>>27682949Squid is sick and Chicken is trying to get sponsored by BK
So who has the most experience?I say "Gura" because I remember seeing her shit years ago, some of her vids doing massive numbers.
>>27682562We are celebrating in SEX day, right?
>>27682950I'm surprised you're still here, arohtnemrot
>>27682841I can see it. She'd probably do it if she wasn't distracted by VTubing.
>>27682562A day away from Civia, she's the best CN at least.
>>27682373She should just make it an actual commission since the artist does it for emotes already. Fan donations can get messy compared to a straight-forward business transaction. Shark has the money to spare (or will in a few days).
>>27682840Can we handle discussing live streams with a 200 post limit? That sounds impossible.
Gura will beat Korone and Fubuki to 1M, but will she beat HER
>>27682972Wouldn't that be a austian birb?
The 2hus... They're dying
>>27682874I think it'd be a fun little party game to play, especially since it could run on toasters. Maybe Puyo Puyo Tetris would also make for a gay old time.
>>27682732discord
>>27682562>my oshi was born in the same month as my waifu just four days earlierWhat a coincidence
>>27682841She's talked about it in some comment I can't find but also mentions it briefly here https://youtu.be/RrTfuZ3LFEM?t=693
>>27682562ChocoI could probably count the times i've watched her on one hand.
>>27682954I though that shit was a work and not a shoot.
>>27682992Depends what you mean. Streaming experience? Amelia. Overall internet persona experience? Probably Gura. Professional Career experience? Calli.
>>27682877Based
>>27682791Tbf she only managed to get some success from her old stuff about 4-6 months ago. And getting one or two "hit" songs on youtube is a farr call from actually being able to sustain yourself from your workSo I think by the time it would ahve been viable to start gaining money from what she was doing she was already in the auditions for HololiveEN, for better or for worse
Thoughts?
>>27682831Matsuri is too needy and pathetic. It was never going to last.
>>27682972I don't think Israel has a big enough city to be in the game, she could nuke New York or something I guess.
>>27682972that would be ameliahttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1602072274589.webm
>COVER does not COVER visa working cards for their foreign employees in JapanHOW, I literally got one to sell like, a few thousand pastries to Japan and I'm from Brasil. I could live there, how the fuck Cover can't do that?
>>27682946Watch her streams.
>>27683035How did the wedding go?
>>27683010it wasn't kiara but calli who wanted to kill the npcs with "funny noses" in minecraft
>>27682984>The Pizza Ya-san mapthat would be the peak of hololive
>>27683035check above
>>27682940Not really, but she has a basic grasp on it enough to play the game. She can't hold a conversation but the amount of net slang she knows is impressive.
>>27683012/r/ing more of these coupons.
>>27683007Yes we can. The mods can pin the thread. Then you'd get >1000+ replies in a thread.
Ame and Botan are both big FPS addicts, so I think a collab between them two would've been great now the ban is lifted.If only it wasn't for the massive fucking language barrier between them.
>>27682707>>27682968>Blue is Body!>Im black body!
>>27683045Too busy harassing the talent please understand. But YAGOO can do no wrong he's such a funny epic meme ha ha YAGGO amirite?
>>27682986I want to be friends with Matsuri to prove everyone wrong, and show her that she can be friends with someone as long as they're supportive and care enough! Then I want to slowly realize the mistake I made as it becomes more and more apparent that they were right and wind up having to change my address and phone number before suddenly disappearing one day!
>>27683061That's called a sticky you newfag
>>27682562I share one with Marine
>>27683012
>>27683007Ephemeral is a good thing. Less interesting stuff gets pushed aside fast.
>>27683045are you trying to summon the "things cover should do" pasta?
Fuck, I'm debating on whether or not I want to buy Mori's 3rd tier. I want her to succeed, Deadbeats...
>>27682301Oh my god, just listened to this song, how beautiful can one girl be?There's a severe gap moe going from watson's trippy concoction to doing a really sweet love song in a gentle voice, and having that indie feel you get when their voice isn't perfect but still very cute and soulful. I got into Holo EN with gura as my favorite but ame is really making the case for best girl the past few days. What a blessed voice, she could do anything and I'd listen for hours.
>>27682986Matsuri can be a good girl just like her momma
>>27682940She knows colours and knows "sus" so her among us stream worked.
>>27682874Defcon? Wow that’s a throwback. That game was obscure even when it came out.
>>27682528Nice projection but I believe it
I unironically believe Microsoft Flight simulator is the perfect game for Chicken.>Has traveled>Streams are basically half-zatsudans>Can connect any situation to her experiences>Is a bird>is germanIt'll turn a normally boring gameplay to stream into basically travel experience with a chatty tourguide,
>>27682835YYYEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27682562Aloe...
>>27682968>geerren
>>27683009Yes. Korone will beat HER but Fubuki will likely lose.Of course this is assuming current trends.
>>27683069stickies are distinguished by a literal pin.
I wasn't into streamers/vtubers in general until recently and always scoffed at the thought of genuine parasocial relationships, but I can't avoid imagining going bar hopping/karaokeing/hitting a burger joint with Mori and just hanging out.Nothing romantic or sexual, I just think she looks like a blast to be around and would be a really fun friend.Maybe it's the quarentine and the fact I haven't physically hung out with my boys in ages, but it's something that's starting in me.Deadbros, am I too far gone?
______ with Ina!
>>27682940She knows very simple english to recognize the words but struggles to form sentences. She also often mistakes r with l with words turning from true -> tlue
>>27683045see >>27682962
>>27682946Because her true identity did them too. But nobody will reveal it
>>27683045Any work is too much work for cover
>>27683056The goebbels for Kiaras Hitler
>>27683069Sorry. I mixed it up.
i really enjoy gura's sense of humor most of the time because she just kind of reacts to stuff and lets her mind wander to talk about weird topics. it's a refreshing break from the sort of style of a comedian trying to crack jokes. sometimes she'll do that, but it's never as funny as when she's just doing her more common stream-of-consciousness thing.
>>27683102Kira is so fucking HOT
>>27682940I hope not.
>>27683112solly...
>>27683045They'd rather lick the feet of near-humans in China.
>>27682301Haven't listened to any of her songs since the Karaoke. It just feels weird to me.
>>27682636This is a ship i can get behind
Since we're in pretty neutral dead hours, this might be interestinghttps://poal.me/9eaj1ihttps://poal.me/9eaj1ihttps://poal.me/9eaj1i
>>27683035SHE has no family and poor living conditions so they're trying to get HER to move to Japan.
>>27683023> gets turned on by cutting and beating men> has a very specific age range of men she wants to do this withHoly fucking shit this bitch has a mental illness. Like unironically. Thank god Luna dumped this menhera. Is this what turns on Lyger???
>>27683045Cover wants to be able to hold its talents accountable to their contracts at any time, under any circumstance because that's literally how a talent agency makes its money. Being a guarantor for a working visa means that they incur obligations above and beyond their contract, which makes the terms of that contract difficult to enforce.
>>27683111Hacking
>>27683045Based Brazil-bro.
>>27683022>mine's just as close to the winning sonB-based?
>>27683110Now imagine how someone who didn't have any social life for 10 years can feel about vtubers.
Reminder that Ina is SHORT
>>27683035uh ohfight for the cunny
>>27683087Hey don't worry bro, if you think that's too much its completely ok, you don't have to get T3, we all want her to succeed but not everyone can afford this shit, especially today with all the Corona shit going on, take care of yourself first, I don't think our boy wants anyone to suffer for her
>>27683111Disappointing with my sub 100 parse on Savage Ramuh while raiding with Ina.
>>27682874seeing this makes me want to watch them play a grand strategy, but I know everyones too retarded to learn to play them and most people wouldnt want to watch because it would be too boring for them so it will never happen
>>27683045Aren't they like valued at less than 7 million dollars, thats less than most "big" Youtubers, considering how many employees they have no idea how they manage to stay afloat.
>>27683155IMAGINE
>>27683110Falling in love is no switch.It happens gradually.
>>27683111Reading the Minecraft Jokebook With Ina.
wtf there's no ina stream today
>>27683137https://vocaroo.com/1Sj13kJbGOmX
>>27683088Anon, as a teamate and Gosling who's in far too deep, I urge you to turn around and run far away before it's too late. You sound like you might still have a chance to escape Amelia's web, but only if you make your escape now and posthaste. Or else you'll become one of us... you'll start hearing her voice in your head, you will dream of her, you will be sad if you can't see her on any given day, you will desire her so much it'll actually hurt you.
>>27683097Could her current PC even run it? Not referring to her manager's by the way.
>>27683161>parselol
>>27683035festival vs le sad cat for shark's ring finger
>>27683035>offering her body to resolve the warGood on my friend
>>27683156>>27683035Are they're starting to feast on Shark?
>>27683110Considering this is the fantsty of most deadbeats, you're fine. I also wish I could hang out with our boi. She's super down to earth and really relatable.Anyways as long as you don't go full gosling you're fine.
>>27683161As a tentacultist, what do you do if Ina straight up calls you trash in FFXIV?
>>27683155Why is she so stanced up?
>>27682904Was she born in 2004 too?
>>27683174ina is not feeling well. you can read about it on her twitter.
>>27683097She's going to doxx herself by trying to fly/crash into her family house and then try and pass it off as a haha random impulse
>>27683097Shes going to overstress the engine every 5 minutes
>>27682086>/cgl/ colonization attemptMust have slept through that one The lack of cons and meetups must be driving them stir-crazy
>>27683176I laid in bed for a good 2 or 3 hours yesterday depressed that I wasnt physically with her, compounded by her not streaming until 10 at nighti love her but I think it may be one of the worst things thats happened to me
>>27683087She's already succeeded. Only give what you have to spare.
>>27683156Matsuri is so smooth
>>27683195establishing dominanceor just weighed down by tentacles?
>>27683102i cri
>>27683191I'm not that bad. I'd know she was lying and just trying to hurt me.
>>27683012there are currently 79 2hou related threads in /jp/, they are fine.
>>27682636She's happy to see Gura succeed and thinks she's really cute, just like Matsuri.
What would you do if your favorite hololive girl turned out to be trans? Would you still support them?
>>27683156>We live in a timeline where multiple HoloJPs want Gura to move to nipland>Gura may or may not be cute and funny irl>Said Holos may may not want to enter Gura's underwater sanctuaryWhat the fuck is this timeline.
>>27682682"Based"use winxp mspaint if you don't want those white dots all over
>>27683155>4'9Imagine how far your non-korean p0n0s would go inside
is mori actually jewish
good morning. i hate amelia
>>27683191accept your fate
>team up schedule for ENhttps://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1>holotoolshttps://hololive.jetri.co/#/>holostatshttps://holo.poi.cat/youtube-channel>Pastebin for 2+ stream holotools:https://pastebin.com/B60jWLCzremoved poal here's the replacementhttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webmop post use wisely
I can't believe she lost to the BBK
>>27683227She fucking acts like it
>>27683207Apparently Kiara's roommate is somewhat widely known and hated there? And the running theory is that they made up a decent chunk of the initial chicken antis early on.
>>27683173Who wrote this shitty excuse of a joke book
>>27683223ftm girls always transition back anyway, after they realize it's bullshitonly men are mentally ill enough to fall for the meme
>>27683164Any grand strategy, even something as simple as EU1 or 2 would be Kiara v Ame Chess 2.0. GSG fags would mass suicide. But if they somehow managed to pull that off CK2 would be the best since it's least numbers heavy of them all.
>>27683223I would unironically drop hololive
>>27683223No. What the fuck?
>>27683175The UOOOOOHHHHH gets better everytime I see it...
>>27682562I've never watched Spade Echo, but we share a birthday. What is she like?
>>27682874Dota2
Am I seeing it right, none of the streams this week are members-only for Ina?
bros.. shark is slowing down
>>27682992> I remember seeing her shit years agofor real? wat alias did she stream/make vids under
Cover is such a shit company the Japanese government won't even recognize them as a legitimate business for work visa's. People like Mori are never going to be able to be a full time streamer. What a fucking joke of a company.
>>27682545I listened to her ramble on about paranormal shit for like 30 minutes a few days ago and it was very fun to listen to.
what's the best meme currency i can exploit to buy memberships?
>>27682636FUBUKI OFFICIALLY KNEELSITS OVER, GURA FIRST TO 1MIL CONFIRMED
>>27683223>turned out to be>as if we wouldn't already knowPassing is a meme.
>>27683226knocking on the inside of ina's ribcage
>>27683199Not doing math but isn't that underaged?
>>27683263yes and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQoji3Dp02Q
>>27683239>op post use wisely
>>27683263well yeah she's not on
>>27683223> What would you do if your favorite hololive girl turned out to be trans?Stop watching them>Would you still support them?Nope
>>27683263Keeping a 30k+ subs a day ratio wasn't very realistic.
>>27682940she knows what she needs to know
>>27683223I don't care, it's not like I'm going to fuck them anyway.
>>27683251I still think a fat ugly bald bastard homostar would work and a CK2 playthrough with seduction focus would be funny
>>27683268Wait, are they really not recognized, wtf
>>27683227>>27683247Go away. Besides, her nose isn't like that. I should know I'm from /pol/.
>>27683227that's a meme because she gets lots of superchats, she is very blonde
>>27682562DorisWHO?
>>27683263Wait till next steam
>>27683312okay
>>27683227Haven't you seen those milkers? God i fucking love them.
>>27683223Yes. Only bigots would stop watching because of that
>>27683060still have this one saved
>>27682904Yeah, there's a lot of dumb puns with the holo birthdays. Gura's is the release date of jaws, miko is 3/5, etc.
>>27683251I was thinking ck2 would be good since it has a much more involved roleplay element, but I think EU4 would probably be the easiest to understand since CK2 has a lot of government specific mechanics that you have to know if you dont want to get assassinated or revolted against every couple yearsThat being said, CK2 would spawn a million narratives
>>27683315rodent
>>27683227She knows how to drain deadbeats wallets dry
Ame stream onegai, i cant handle 3 more dead hours
>>27682916It's like THAT. Give it to me
>>27683273Argentine pesoInstead of 5 dollars it'll be like 60 cents
>>27683312ogey
>>27683223and NOW /lgbt/ is here. Let's just invite the entire site, huh?>>27683239ogey
>>27683263>gura gets an elon musk shoutout and gets 1m subs in a day>next day gets 950k"bros.. shark is slowing down"
>>27683326Without trying to
>>27682579A lot of the time the threads would be complete shit and everyone would want to forget it. If you want to link to doxxfag then thats on you
>>27683312Will you collab Mori?
>>27683223No, as being trans would 100 percent guarantee them being highly obnoxious and being soulless as fuck. Besides,>turned out>Implying they could ever pass as a girl
>>27683300so r the rest of us pal
>>27683045not to agree with Cover, but working visas in Japan are for jobs that require you to live in Japan to perform. The girls don't need to live in Japan to livestream. but Mori is definitely better off in Japan right now
>>27683223Not gonna happen but nothing and sure.
>>27683248I mean, can you imagine being /cgl/ and looking at her?>Actually a woman>Actually hot>Awesome cosplays>Succeeds in everything she doesThese motherfuckers are going to be seething for decades.
>>27683312What are you planning, my boy?
How would you stat each of the Holos in 5e?
>expect gura to keep rising up to a million but all the girls to stay on the 3k per day sub growth>they all just start accelerating and are the top 5 vtubers in daily growthUnitychads never lose, HoloEN will rule over all
>>27683333Hi from /k/
>>27683322Mel's being Halloween is pretty cute.
>>27682562No but I do with a roommate
>>27683263>27k subs in a day is "slowing down" nowOh no at this rate she'll only hit a million in 6 days instead of 5!
>>27683333The whole site has already been here since the EN debut.
>>27683263ignorant, the shark doesn't decline it dives. And when a shark dives... SHAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!
>>27682764how many holos are numberfags as of now?
what is the narrative on gura's traced emotes
>>27683322> miko is 3/5san..go?tsukinichi? gogatsu? I don't get it.
>>27683327It's ok anon, just listen to this and close your eyes and relax. https://youtu.be/7bMMn2lxJxw
Is Gura's Ghostbusters watchalong going to be archived?
>>27683346Unless they want to do regular collabs with their colleagues. 3D comes to mind too.
>>27683364Any Hologuns yet
>>27682008Why did she reply to burger king instead of kfc?both are in japan right?
>>27683223I don't care what they are, as long their content stays the same
>trans hololive>just complain about problematic elements of the games they play>dilation break, mic pics up squelching>one day mysteriuosly dissapears and is never heard from again
>>27683333hey pol here
>>27683391Obviously.
>>27683384https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1316413079752773633
>>27683385newfagchama...
>>27683384she had a friend from twitch do them, but didn't know said friend was a slime ball
>>27683045>>27683082>>27681621THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Have people who help to solve all tech issues>Give their workers work visasTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Harass them>Stalk them>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Make them solve all tech issues by themselves>Don't give their workers work visas
>Ina wants to build her entire house underground>Gura built her house underground and is going to build Atlantis underwater>Watson is a dedicated cave gremlin>First minecraft collab was literally all five of them digging a giant underground tunnelAre the HoloEN girls secretly dorfs?
>>27682562My birthday is closest to gura sometimes my luck ain't so bad
>>27682562>Do you share your birthday with any of the Holos?I don't.
>>27681645So I'm going back to that 'try and cobble together an hlgg flavored RIP cover' project. Should I keep the chorus as Mori's or rewrite that too
>>27683401Is it going to be available to non members eventually?
>>27683384Dummy trusted a tracer and didn't realize
>miko included in the among us stream????
>>27683263Why are there retards replying to this joke in a serious manner?
>>27683391i record every gura stream. you should too. i might have an outage someday.
>>27683177I think she has like a Ryzen 3 2200G and a 1050ti according to minecraft, so probably not.She should probably try Crysis to see long her PC could last, Germany is close to Austria aint it?
>>27683323Strictly for learning older EUs would be best as they are most simple.
>>27682636Without being too cynical, how supportive or wholesome or "good" do you think the holos actually are, like IRL. I'd say like 70% is real.
>>27683040>stops the star of david being drawn before it causes controversyAs expected of an experienced streamer
>>276825624 days off from Sora, I'll take it.
>>27682562>my birthday is literally sandwiched between ame and pekorais this what royalty feels like
>>27683390She's a treasure.
>Mori gets the degenerate smell and pubichair fags>Amelia gets NTRfags and depressed self-improvementfags>Gura gets the pedophiles and zoomers>Ina gets wholesome creativefags>Kiara ???
>>27683361I kinda want to know when exactly all HoloENs make up the top 5. Should have done my statistical growth reps to calculate that myself.
>>27683411They don't understand combat yet.
>>27683223>wwydUnsubscribe and occasionally watch her through a ytwrapper for the hilarious drama that would certainly ensu>support him?No.
>>27683333/pol/ had it's turn 4 years ago, now it's our turn to takeover this site
>>27683421gura has not made any comment about whether members-only streams will be made public in the future.
>>27683298No, he's shitposting. Cover provided work visas before.
>>27682962>>27683409These are outdated, please use the updated version THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT>Help them organize schedules>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.>Get permissions for games they want to stream>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions >Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing >As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc. >Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature>Help foreign ones with visa so they can stay in JapanTHINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT>Why the fuck would a manager help with scheduling? >Some managers barely even talk to their Holos let alone other managers>Just play Overcooked, Dark Deception, and that one fucking "game" with the plug people>Harass and stalk them>Source your own equipment, not like it's critical to your job or anything >Fix your own streaming issues, we're not a tech company or anything>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them>Oh hey one of our talents reported that her manager is harassing and stalking her? Better not do anything about it>Figure it out yourself lol. Maybe we'll make a keychain for you after two years>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions >Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them>Hang them out to dry, not my problem lmao
>>27683225I was fine with them but now you've made me curious and I looked up what causes it in modern mspaint. Apparently the brush uses AA but the pencil doesn't so with that the fill works normally. Expect smoother coupons in the future.
>>27683393Not that i seen
>>27682562i do with shirogane noelmaybe i should check her i know nothing about her
>>27683111gangbang, double_anal, bukkake
>>27683076>saved my postI'm honored anon but it was pretty bad
>>27683424The game has ghosts in it
>>27682874WORMS
>>27683429Austria is basically southern southern Germany that didn't join in. For all intents and purposes, austrians are germans. Except they're catholic and slightly less autistic than a typical kraut.
>>27683419I don't know shit about making music so keep that in mind but I'd keep it
>>27683385>san..go?mi/go
>>27683248Not anymore I'd say, they tried their hardest to find stuff to shit on her, they really, really want to hate on her, to the point of siding with some actual mentally ill child rapist about it. But even the guy ended up being just a schizo fabricating scandals since he got off on ruining people's lives.Then the subject died, just like how it happens with cancel culture, everyone pretends that they're angels and never said anything mean after harassing someone.
>>27683390I'm so confused by Amelia. I thought the gf experience thing from Subliminal was just unintentional but then she does shit like this. Is she slowing trying to increase her power level to surpass Rushia?
>>27683428>retardsYou answered your own question. Just wait until the SC stream bump rolls off the day in a few hours.
>>27682324She was never all that successful. Sure, she had a few breakout hits (and even that can be attributed to the nice MVs she animated and not the music itself), but most of her stuff has like 50k views on average and her channel got 70k subs after three fucking years of grind and four albums. Now add a zero to every metric she had, and you'll get Calliope's numbers after a few weeks of existing on this earth. Obviously she would feel like she did jack shit proportionally to that response.
>>27683421I'm pretty sure the only holoEN who's said they'd publicize archived membership content is Amelia.
>>27683473:( _______
>>27683459Name one other than Coco because you're the one that's bullshitting.
>>27683445>kiaraniggers
>>27683223I'm not a big fan of transformers but I wouldn't mind.
>>27683482migobi :DDDDD
>>27683458Damn it. I'm too much of a brainlet to figure out how to pay in ARS and I can't justify 5 a month being a poorfag.
GAMING HEREI REALIZEYOU ARE DUMB LIKE METRYING TO PLAY CHESS POORLYBUT WHO'S TO JUDGETHE KNIGHTS FROM PAWNSWHEN THE GAME IS DONEI THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREETHAT PAWNS PROMOTE TO ROOKSBUT IN END IT HAS TO PLAY THIS WAYI KIND OF KNOW CHESSYOUR MOVES ARE A MESSBUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAMETHE CHAT HAS TURNEDSOME SUPACHATS BURNEDBUT NONE OF US GET THIS GAMEAND BURIED INSIDE THIS HELLISH WASTED THREADI FEEL NEW MEMES WILL BE BORN ABOUT GURA'S STOLEN BREEEEEEADABOUT GURA'S STOLEN BREEEEEEEAD
>>27683486>>27683487Now this explains everything.
>>27683487
>>27682874Dokapon PS1
>>27683474Based and wormpilled
>>27682562No but I've got imoutos that share birthdays with Watson and Mori does that count
>>27683463Why did they do it this way?
>>27683434it deppends, Subaru is like 95% real, other like Choco or Ayane like 20% or less
>>27683445Analchads https://streamable.com/f7z05i
>>27683445Literally nothing wrong with bush, fag.
>>27682874Heroes III Might & Magic
>>27683504Mori is going to as well but after a few weeks
>>27683354In my opinion Kiara seems to have the least filter out of the girls. She tells us stuff from behind the scenes or about her irl family all the time that would probably be pretty yabai for many other girls, she also doesn't watch her mouth at all. I think it's pretty clear that there isn't much of an act there, that this is literally who she is: an over enthusiastic extrovert weeb lesbian who really loves hololive. And I just can't bring myself to hate that.
>>27683499This except it was more like after the first day. She was more successful after her single debut video than all of her other channel had accomplished in years.
>>27683515based
>>27683480This is easier to grasp if you consider the lost eastern territories.
>>27683390>starts perfect>keeps changing the key in the middle and endugh...
A poll about favoriteshttp://poal.me/21u561http://poal.me/21u561http://poal.me/21u561
>>27683249An autistic woman, no joke.>>27683111Drawing!The pose stream was some of the most fun times I've had in years. Big ups to Anons who posted their reps ITT, too.
>>27683537based slav
>>27683445Looking at her MK and Mario64 streamsKiara gets the "white knights", but nor really, they are actually sadists and want to bully Kiara more than anyone, but exclusively.
>>27683354>Succeeds in everything she doesI know this is bait but I still wanna reply
>>27682714>Still digging tunnels, someone send helpshe's gonna make a series of her playing some artistically complex modpack, calling it now
>>27683474"Based".
>>27683508Niggers can't afford that much SC money, anon.
>>27683537>Heroes III Might & MagicHey hey people
>>276825621 day ahead of Shion. Neutral on her, haven't really watched her much.
>>27683165Pretty sure that's the amount of investment they got from somewhere once, so only some percentage of the company.
>>27683543It makes her feel very genuine, which is nice. She's pretty much unable to control her emotions or keep some kind of act up too.
>>27683507Not him but>Coco doesn't count
>>27681682I think your seal is retarded.
>>27683173For fuck's sake I forgot about this forever ago. Why would you remind me?
>>27683391All movie archives tend to be archived since they don't contain actual footage from the film..
d-don't look...
>>27683487My personal theory is that you (Amelia) secretly deep down wish to be the protagonist of an Otome game.
>>27683445What manga/hentai is this image from? She looks hot.
>>27683537Now this is what I call БАСЕД
Will she ever cure her minecraft addiction?
>>27683543About that. That's Kiara's other niche. She'll be the gossip girl teamates, deadbeats, chumbuddies(?) and tentacultists tune in tune in for a glimpse of insight of the other Holo EN. The sooner she realizes that the sooner she will able to weaponize it.
>>27683553>no veibae>no moe
Ame please. I know you're already playing on the server. Just turn on obs and let us watch. Please.
>>27683582
>>27682810>There's a Reaper Scythe pre-order bonus weaponIf only Cover and Sony had someone with a brain running it
>>27683173I don't think these are jokes.
>>27682874
>>27683507congrats retard you just proved your own shitpost wrong
>>27683537Just not the shitty Ubisoft "remaster" pls.
>>27683596You do realise that you can add options yourself
>>27683424she made the thumbnail.
>>27682946Unironically, her explanation (swallowing air when eating/talking) is the most likely explanation. Or maybe some kind of impingement of the phrenic nerve is making it hypersensitive.
>>27683223>Gura>TransYou gotta come up with better lies, dumb faggot.You'll never pass. 41%.
>>27683583Not worth it. It's a stupid cuck manga where a dude gets a hot freeloader in his apartment and all she ever does is berate him and act ungrateful.
I wonder what it will be like when Phoenix Momma meets Mori
>>27683570>genuineEvery time she reacts to something, it sounds fake and forced as hell
Hey I have heared that scarra the twitch streamer from OTV had an accident in which he leaked twitter dms with an vtuber. Do you know something about it?
>>27683601This. You don't even have to talk. You can mute your mick. Bit please stream your MC. Please.
>>27683411Yes.That's why I'm looking forward to a Deep Rock Galactic collab at some point.
>>27683223Dakooters HoloEN when?
>>27683541So given that we're halfway through the month and Mori hasn't made any membership announcements it seems like making streams for each tier and making them all public later is gonna be her gameplan.
>>27682946Pretty sure she has GERD. When I had it I hiccupped a lot as well as had to clear my throat often like she does.
>>27683445Honestly I would want Kiara GF. foulmouthed, plays games, partakes in weeb culture. roommate is hot and slim.She gets delusional betas.
I want a gentle nursing handjob from Mori-sama!https://streamable.com/ehyh5jhttps://streamable.com/1ary1vhttps://streamable.com/4y74fxhttps://streamable.com/6wsi4shttps://streamable.com/eopnl2https://streamable.com/sdf38w
>>27683259Watson would actually have a coronary
>>27683390>>27683552>sings in like 6 different keys across 30 secondsNormally this shit would drive me insane but her voice is so cute, I can just get past it. Feel the same about her cover of pururin which is ridiculously off-key but also very very cute.(But please Ame, learn to sing in tune for future songs)
>>27682022>Pekora's collabs with be like with the EN girls?Ame, Pekora, and Moona will just rev up their autism to 100% and build some gigantic contraption. Mostly offline.
>>27683584>A male version of Katawa Shoujo>with like eight different guys all suffering from different relatable issues>Ame plays it on stream>Sincerely tries to romance all the guys>Doesn't mock any of their conditions
>>27683626>she also find mori sexy
>>27683223Well I already know basically everything doxable about their roommates and they are most certainly not trans, so I can't even answer this question.
>>27683223Transformers or Decepticon? This is very important as I fucking love Megatron
>>27683445Imagine hating bush, faggot
>>27683599please take your schizo back
>>27683566you are correct, so they steal it
>>27683646Surely she's doing this on purpose right...
>>27683672Why, he's not wrong
>>27683596Veibae is so underrated. The way she berates her chat is so hot. You can even redeem points to make her berate you personally.
>>27683661why do you taunt me with something that will never be?
>>27683227She's got them khazar milkers for sure.
I'm sorry chumbuddies, it was the Deadbeats that made me like this!! Please forgive mehttps://streamable.com/niy9db
>>27683570>It makes her feel very genuine, which is nice.>She's pretty much unable to control her emotions or keep some kind of act up too.Hopefully this honeymoon fase doesn't end up matsuri menhera tier
>>27683661Imagine the Goslingposting
>>27683487I think she made it clear she was getting embarrassed by moving in that direction so I don't think we'll be seeing any more of these for some time.
>>27683672Why would you think that's ours? We had 2 threads going at one point and it didn't go to either of them.
>>27683664Post a picture of Kiara's real life face
>>27683445You can see on twitter that she gets the yurifags
>>27683680Based
>>27683354The first three are true, the fourth, not really.Kiara dedicated her whole youth into chasing perfection and purity, just to have everything fall down because of a single man. She failed a lot, lots of things went completely wrong and out of her control. Her vtuber career is probably the only thing that is going right in her life so far.But /cgl/ femcels/trannies will hate on any girl that gets even a bit of attention, they're actually insane. She became a hot topic exacly because /cgl/ finally got someone to laugh at from their hugbox, until stuff got too sad for even then not being able to pretend to be on a high moral groun about it.
>>27683661what would your disability be, anon?
>>27683583anonchama... your saucenao reps...
>>2768363541% join it
>>27681766Hahahaha, get out of here and back into Flandre’s armpit or whatever the hell she’s called.
>>27683662>Phoenix mom starts joining Kiara streams>She becomes more popular than her daughter>Her and Hana's dad elope together
>>27683689Dude, please leave this site.
>>27682940Trust me, I'm vtuber.
>>2768256210 away from Mio and 2 from Kaoru...I havent seen her around all that often. Can someone gamerpill me on her?
>>27682324That's what imposter syndrome does to someone. I'm 25 and make 6 figures. I bought a house earlier this year and paid off my car but every day I come home and feel like a failure. I mean I'm on this fucking board talking about virtual women instead of finding someone.
>>27683677Doubt it. Ame does it on purpose, but not Mori, it's just vague enough to be accidental.
Which holoEN would have the comfiest womb to be a baby in?
>>27683689Thanks, I'll upload it to Youtube for some easy views
>>27683689Godamnit
>>27682874Chex Quest HD multiplayer
>>27683661Okay someone get on with that
what did she mean by this?
>>27682644Just finished watching this, only skipping the games where she gets killed first.I used to only watch translated clips. I guess this is how it begins.
>>27683638She just announced this months member schedule, nothing appears to have changed, she said the previous member vods go public some time this week
>>27683705I honestly hope Jrc*ch is dead.What a genuine piece of shit that guy was.
Not a survey post, but I'm just kinda curious.What's the first alt costume you would love your holoEN oshi to get? For me I'd definitely love to see Amelia in either the lemon print bikini that Ina designed OR Amelia in a beautiful yukata
>>27683223no risk. she'd never pass as a man.
>>27683646I fucking love this girl
>get home from wageslaving>missed literally every stream today>ina cancelled the one I could've caught Bros I......
>>27683746BASED
>>27682940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRwMxxudqvk
>>27683750Birthday suit.
>>27683689BONER NO
>>27683724"You daughter is a bird and mine is some kind of weird cat creature now.....where did we go wrong?"
>>27683463Godspeed>>27683531I guess someone didn't like the rugged look of pixelated edges and coded that in
>>27683708I'm already disabled, I was born hard of hearing and blind in one eye due to the doctor misusing forceps to pull me out. At least the malpractice suit allowed my parents to retire and give me a good life :)
>>27683708avoidance, the moment anything good happens i shut down and avoid it until it goes away
>>27683746rare trinity threesome
>>27683705Any proof that they picked on Kiara?
>>27683724I feel like it would be weird but good for the parents of vtubers to talk with each other. I'm sure both the takamori mommies would be able to relate with the "daughter fucked off to japan" experience
Is there a way to make an alarm when a holo starts or something?
>>27683750Naked
>>27683750Kiara in almost anything but her current outfit. Someone here suggested a flight attendant uniform, that would be cool.
Fuck just saw Ina's stream was cancelled, man why even live
>>27683750New years outfit would be very nice.
>>27683696You sure come up with a lot of speculations based on a single "not sure if I want to make this available to non-members" tweet.
>>27683713Oh for some reason I thought the image was cropped and didn't bother using sourcenao.
>>27683750Too bad they have no incentive to invest in different outfits themselves, COVER owning the character and all.
>>27683746She likes cute and funny art
Just got woke Can someone give me a quick rundown on Ame's minecraft stream and the collab?
>>27683732>I mean I'm on this fucking board talking about virtual women instead of finding someone.so what? they're better.
Remember faggots, you will never get to have this experience.
>>27683646I want to manhandle this Reaper
>>27683223No. And I don't have to worry about that either. Japan isn't globohomo like here tranny, so they give no fucks about pandering to you.
>>27683793just diggin forever to complete her railwayShe hasnt died since Kiara's minecraft stream though
>>27683798but I experienced this live
>Ina doesn't feel well
>>27683750bandaid
>>27683779It could be audio only or just cardboard cutouts and I'd still buy it.
fuck. why did ina have to cancel her minecraft stream now i have nothing to do with my shitty life but wait for the biped collab
>>27683750Realized all the things that came to mind is basically just her hatless and coatless form but with a different colored shirt and tie since you rarely see below her waist.
CAM ON WAHTSON PUT UP SUM STRIMS
>>27683271Link
>>27683759god i love this clown
>>27683705Damn, she's been through a lot huh, I like Kiara more now
>>27682644The other girls are having a massive collab in 12 hours.
>>27683812>>27682058
>>27683731A little bland solo but excels at collabs, great host, cutest laugh, anything she does with Subaru will give you diabetes.
>>27683808I hope she will feel better soon.
>>27683646>tfw you will never be smothered by her fat milkers
>>27683661Holy shit>>27683708low self esteem+crippling social anxiety
>>27683223would not personally. That's an extremely thorny path, and Mori has it rough enough as it is. Knowing her, enabling it would only lead to more struggles for her. Tomboys cutting off their tits is one of the worst things imaginable, and i'm sure it would hurt the chicken more than any menhera Matsuri rejection
>>27683739My oishi is Mori, but I'm not gonna lie, it's gotta be Kiara.
>>27683805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqiPuTCqC-w
>>27683805>She hasn't died.Well not on-stream.
>>27683750Sundress Ame...
Ina is pregnant.
>>27683646I can't fap to Callie because her blatant autism makes me think of her like a disabled little sister I need to take care of more than someone I would have sex with
>>27683750For Gura I want either some kind of Siren looking costume or a Christmas Santa dress
>>27683748I've been looking for this. Thanks.I'm glad she's sticking to the separate tier streams. Apparently she was way more relaxed in her T2 and T3 streams so this is a great way for her to relax while still interacting with chat. I hope she still keeps them this day when I'm able to afford membership.
goddamn calli is so fucking cringe I love her
>>27683680I tried to watch veibae, I really did.She only ever plays fall guys for fucking hours at a time, absolutely nothing else, while cramming as many swear word and japanglish in her speech as possible. While entertaining for a few times, it quickly gets old.I just checked and apparently she moved on to BOTW, but I don't find her worth my time.
>>27683805She died 4 times before stream. That's why she was constantly frantically turning around.
>>27683833hmu hmu hmu
>>27683708A complete lack of identity.
>>27683841That was my fault really.
>>27683750GuraA VERY revealing pajama wear like Matsuri's with a blue open hoodie that's reminiscent of her main outfitIt HAS to show her vagina bones
>>27683793>Ame continues her railway autism, discovers optimization, is already drafting a plan to make ice pathways>Mori autisms, Ame takes lead as head chef, Ina quietly suffers a migraine and Gura chokes on her food multiple times
>>27683766>Can't even file bugs with Microsoft because they've given up on it.They should have included a checkbox or a setting.
>>27683841I bet Ina would be a wonderful mom.
>>27683705>But /cgl/ femcels/trannies will hate on any girl that gets even a bit of attention, they're actually insane.I have been saying this for a while. Actually, Kiara's succes makes especially femcels seethe so hard it's insane.
>>27683677I feel like she'd be too embarassed to do it on purpose.
Deadbeats... I looked at THAT image again...
>>27683750kiara in a beatiful dress, an idol outfit, an arknights techwear outfit or in cute casual clothes.i also really liked her design in that recent FE thumbnail.
>>27683223I only care about that kind of stuff if I'm going to actually fuck the person, which is not the case.
>>27683839>tfw the only reason she doesn't stream all of this is her shitty fanbase
>>27683749qrd on what this dude did?
>Mori>Casual streetwear, teacher/office lady, or wedding dress.
>>27683841Yes, from me
>>27683759This was great. Coco actually speaking in an American accent was totally throwing her off.
>>27683592True.>the way she gushed about Mori
>>27683747>I used to only watch translated clips. I guess this is how it begins.I leave Nene's zatsudans on in the background and they're so entertaining even though I have no idea what she's saying. I'm in too deep at this point.
>>27683750Doom Marine Mori
It's just the language barrier that prevents Nabimama to interact with Ame.
>>27683785>>27683756Reminder that Ina would want you to use the time you would have spent watching the stream on your reps instead.Quit bitchin and get to it.
>>27683886I just want casual wear for all of ENExcept for Kiara. She needs a military uniform
>>27682562yeah with Kagami Kira
>>27683571>>27683611lol Kiara is leaving Japan because of her work visa. Keep trying fags.
>>27683646You could probably take everything she says out of context and it is glorious
>>27683798Already did. I'll just have to play my cards right next time to get a better ending...
>>27683879Bro, why are you doing this to yourself, you know it doesn't lead to anything good....
>>27683841Did someone feed her meat?I think that's how it works.
>>27683661>Doesn't mock any of their conditionsWhy does it hurt so much to think about a cute girl noticing I'm fucked up and not making fun of me for it
>>27683750Salaryman suit/wedding dress
>>27682562>closest date is AyameO-oh
>>27683906But I was planning to rep with the stream as background...
>>27683841Pierce-sama...
>>27683811>>27683779Too bad they don't speak the same language.I want Ane'nis or Mama'nis playing Mariokart with Ina on stream. Ina could supply self-drawn cardboard-cutouts.
>>27683750Glasses and sweater combo or OL outfit for Mori.
>>27683808I just hope she didn't catch the classic Asian cold or something, now is really not the time to lie half-dead in the bed with flu symptoms up the wazoo.
>>27683911Based retard thinks visiting her family in Austria and picking up her gaming PC is losing her work visa
>>27683845funny, that's precisely what lets me jerk off to mori
>>27683689If I could strangle you through the monitor, I would.
>>27683705i've checked /cgl/ archives and haven't seen a single mention of her or her roommate in this year.do we have actual hard evidence of /cgl/ hate or is this just another narrative.
anyone have the ina matrix watchalong?
>>27683823https://youtu.be/39oYWYVyfFk?t=16213
>>27683924Me too. Hopefully her boyfriend doesn't mind...
>>27683907Yeah with an armband which has two crossed chicken legs...
>decided not to go to the store after work so I could catch Ina's streamFUCK
>>27682562>Between Aruran and LamyClose enough I guess
My sharkwife needs to sing more big band singles!
>>27683750Gura in white school swimsuit with white kneesocks or in a frilly idol costume.
>>27683914delete this doxxfag, i dont know how you got that image but it needs to be gone before I contact cover
>>27683841You forgot your image
ritual
>>27683863>vagina bones
>>27683750>>27683886
>>27682562Choco. Can't say I've watched her though
>>27681752everyone posting in this thread
>>27683858>Still hasn't learnt about the utility of torches.
>>27683942Her roommate has been complaining about migraines, maybe its just that time of the month.
>>27683935good chance the mom also speaks english unless we are getting a comfy german speaking stream with her family >>27683949there is more to /cgl/ than just on 4chan, they have their own 4chan knockoff but yes she is more or less irrelevant now but was hated in the past
>>27683971Gura headpats.Gura cheek massages.Gura hands holding.Gura crossed fingers hands holding.Gura hugging.Gura piggybacking.Gura tickling.Gura forehead kissing.Gura cheek kissing.Gura neck kissing.Gura bare legs kissing.Gura belly button kissing.Gura armpit kissing.Gura bare chest massaging.Gura bare chest kissing.Gura butt cheek caressing.Gura butt cheek kissing.Gura cunny caressing.Gura cunny kissing.Gura cunny licking.Gura nipple licking.Gura butthole licking.Gura gentle mate pressing!!!
>>27683879Stay strong bro, don't give in. Once you Gosling there's only the rope for you
>>27683750Summer dress with sunflowers on them.
>>27683972you heard me nigger
>>27683739>those hipsIs this even a question.
>Watching Gura's stream>Uncle walks in and thinks I'm gayHow the fuck does watching gura's stream mean I'm gay? I literally just had a 30 minute conversation about this.
>>27683863dolphin shorts at least
Am I the only one who thought her name was pronounced "ma-ri-nei" when I first saw it?
>neither jp or the en holos are streaming
>>27683927You're never gonna make it if you're depending on Ina or the other girls to be there and hold your hand.So get to it.
what was the best stream of each holoEN so far?
>>27683994Your uncle is just projecting, be careful around him
>>27683998Yes.
>>27684000nice fucking company Tanigo you fuck
>>27683994Fucking kek, that's rough man
>>27683984GURA BANZAICUNNY WASSHOIUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://files.catbox.moe/unt8a2.mp3SUKI SUKI DAISUKI
>>27682562I share a birthday with YUKOKU ROBERU, YOUR WINNING SON YEEEEEES
>>27683966Whats the narrative of this translator
>>27683994It doesn't, but all the dicks you've been sucking does.
>>27683884i thought people were exaggerating about the backseat gaming but holy shit>put the redstone torches under the tracks>other shit that i can't rememberbut yeah it was bad
How is Gura's sister this cute, bros? I think after Gura's success she's definitely going to get shoed in for Gen 2.
>>27683995Matsuri-chan!!
>>27683954Thanks anon
>>27683857That's fair. She's pretty addicted to Fall Guys recently and I got tired of those streams myself. I think she's at her best when she's struggling at a game like Dark Souls, messing around in GTA, or her zatsudans..But yeah her gimmick isn't for everyone. Japanese fans really really like her for some reason though.
>>27683994You should've been jacking off to her to assert your masculinity, bro
How can the rest of HoloCN get as popular as Artia and Civia
>>27683994>showing powerlevel and expecting good resultsreminds me of that one guy that tried to explain the whole aloe situation and what an anti is to his friend who just sounded disgusted by him at the end.
>>27683998Understandable, knowing japs>called marinee because she's marinated in her sweat in that body stocking
>>27683708PTSD and Depression, a fun combination that is.
>>27683949>>27683778The /cgl/ "hugbox" was not at /cgl/, it was at ***c*ws and their 4chan knockoff, lots of users there shared those other websites.But all stuff about Kiara died around 2016, and they kinda turned against her anti, but even subject around him died around 2018. Current /cgl/ is still weird, but not as vile as back then.
>>27684007>Kiara: Mario64>Rest: MC Collab
Sometimes I just wonder how Hologirls and a lot of other VTubers can both go to a regular job/study and meet their content quotaI'm studying in uni and I just can't imagine myself entertaining other people for hours on end after a long and exhausting day
>>27683995those shorts make me go fucking crazy
>>27683988God if only her outfit wasn't such a dumb fucking meme, Kiara could easily be the hottest holoIt's really weird, it's not like the outfit doesn't show off all the good parts but the orange is just so fucking... distracting.
>11pm in europe, like 4pm in America>absolutely no one streaming anything
>>27684000We need another gen ASAP
Is the /hlgg/ server still active and does anyone have the address?y-you won’t bully me if I join will you?
>>27683750Kiara summer yukataMori track suitGura school swimsuitIna sundressWatson casual tomboy with short shorts
>>27683994show him the delight of cunny
>>27683983>good chance the mom also speaks englishThere's a very good chance she doesn't.
>>27683661you ever just read a post that wrecks your life
>>27684009>>27684012>>27684018>>27684030>>27684033No I'm serious, I'm sorta pissed off. My uncle is a southern hick so he's not going to understand shit. Yet how do you immediately see someone watching a 2D live girl and think "Yep, he's 100% gay". It would look like someone was watching a kid's show. It's so retarded
>>27684021Could you imagine if those dipshits in Kiara's stream actually managed to convince her to give them the world seed.Last I remember she still didn't think it was a huge deal even after having it explained to her but hopefully looking at Ame's chat or hearing her bitch about it made her reconsider.
>>27683708The most socially distant person in the school
>>27684000What time is the next EN stream anyway?
>>27683949Chickenshits will just tell themselves anything to make excuses for why people don't like them and her
>>27683708Alexithymia, I guess closest known would be psychopathy
>>27683854Yeah, those streams were really good, I kinda wish she'd do more of them, but maybe that's just personal bias because the other girls I'm not membered to do more member streams, and Calli's time is already stretched thin.
>>27683988>that poseWould Kiara be the haitch or shawn?
>>27683994At least he didn't think you are a pedo
>>27684046>uni>a long and exhausting dayAre you a med student or something?
>>27683610Mori, Kiara and Amelia present Dokapon's Bitchin Adventure where player 4 is controlled by a rotation of Gura, Ina and a surprise JP guest
>no one live>nothing to put in the background while I worksuffering
>>27684079who cares, move out
>>27682562Mine is on the 16th this month, so I'm closest to Luna.>Oh yes.
>>27684079>hickThere's ya problem. Move the heck out.
>>27684079Live with it, call him a faggot, and move on.
>>27682562She's one of the few good things to ever come from China.>>27682889HUUUUUUUUGE BROTHER
After some careful consideration (autism), I've narrowed down the "what if each EN had a videogame?" question, here's how it goes:>Morieasiest one, DMC-like action game, her aesthetics and music all help in this. Imagine DEAD BEATS playing while you're pulling sick sythe combos and the better you do the louder it gets.Or a Souslike lmao>AmeBioshock 4. Part skill-based FPS part puzzle/detective game. Victorian London aesthetics, weird surreal cool sci-fi shit.>GuraLike a Nights game, but rythm-based and underwater.>KiaraChicken Restaurant themed party game with wacky minigames and shit.>InaHaven't managed to catch a single stream of her but by some clips it'd be a comfy supernatural-themed exploration game. Not the type of game that gets you scared, but maybe one you just soak in the atmosphere and walk in a spooky world befriending monsters and shit. Cultbros feel free to correct meplease send me your thoughts thank you
>>27683841Hiki's are terrible parents
we need a pic of Ina doing this
>>27684079>My uncle is a southern hickDefinitely a closeted fag
>>27683949/cgl/ has mentions of her as far back as 2012. She hasn't been talked about relatively recently but she's had dedicated antis even since before Hololive.
>>27683994http://poal.me/rwpdtxhttp://poal.me/rwpdtxhttp://poal.me/rwpdtx
how long till dead hours is over
>>27683750>>27683936This guy gets me.
>>27684065192.99.45.107:25594its active like 6 ppl on now
>>27683885iirc, he started rumors that Kiara was whoring herself out, and /cgl/ latched onto it to fuck up her reputation. Her boss didn't care how bullshit the claims were (since she's a gaijin) and fired her anyway
>>27684094Not him but I'm there for cell and tissue engineering and I'm pretty exhausted most of the time as well.
>>27681674Everyone point and laugh
>>27683661you ever read a post that just wrecks your whole life
>>27684120Deadbeat here ,I'd play the shit out of Mori's game, I'd also definitely play Ame's one
>>27684072>There's a very good chance she doesn't.70% chance she does given current statistics >>27684122Is a gach addiction while pregnant worse than drinking while pregnant? Cause that's Ina's issue there
>>27683750Gura in a one piece swimsuit
>>27684098Just turn on the radio bro
>>27684066>that typical japanese blue one-piece school swimsuit with a hand written nametag on itI would chum so hard
>>27684081Lmao you think some autist can't reverse-engineer a seed given all of the footage of her playing? There are tools made precisely for that
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>>27684033>>27684079>>27683994Watching a real woman voicing a streamer should give more points than watching a scripted story. I think.(Anyone else fallen behind on their manga- or anime-reps?)
>>27683708Chuuni with eyepatch with actual missing eye behind and about to lose sight with the other.
>>27683677>>27683875She makes innuendos sometimes but they're usually unintentional and she doesn't feed the chat too much. In her T3 stream some hornyposters asked her to step on them, or called her mama-mori and asked her to say ara ara, or talked about her being an S or M, but she usually played dumb and didn't play into it.
>>27684126i get that, but the point was that the above posters and others have often talked about kiara having them seethe now because of her current success, which i haven't seen.im not trying to defend them or anything, i just like seeing the actual seething, not people talking about it.
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>>27684151But that covers her gills unless you mean one piece with gill holes on the side
>>27684084AmeGura Biped collab in 3 hours
>>27683394She said that her fav fast food back at home was Burger King, in Japan something else that I forgot
>>27682562Dead on with gura
>>27681674Here's your free (you)
>>27684134>>27684065A few bases are already vandalized in Portuguese so that that as you will.
>>27684059Timezones are hard. Please understand.
>>27683750Anything's cool as long as it gives Ina a ponytail and gives Kiara some colors that aren't an eyesore
>>27684153Ah, I see your a chumbuddy of culture.
>>27684160There's a world of difference between a few autists finding it and sharing it around and giving it out openly.
>>27684024oh shit, the vintage emotes!
>>27681759Imagine needing permission to play a game that's literally free. Japan is fucking retarded.
>>27684136That's fucked. Fuckin Nipgers.
>>27684177We are reaching based levels previously thought impossible
>>27684150Those stats are not broken down by year-of-birth.
>>27684094Yes, goddamitIt was the greatest mistake of my fucking life but I can't go back
>>27683394Moonburger stole her rabbit and she's out for revenge.
I just found out one of my favorite vtubers were faking their voice the whole entire time. I feel like my life is a lie nowhttps://streamable.com/rgh5fgGuys..be honest with me, hhich EN holo is faking their voice too? I need to know now
>>27683994You should have said you like little girls, how old are you?
>>27684021She's made it pretty fucking clear that she's having fun figuring stuff out on her own, and when she does need help she just asks. I also get frustrated watching her make the track do a million 90 degree turns and then run into mobs because there aren't enough torches, but that frustration is part of the charm.
>>27683708Regular kind sadly. My legs don't work
How was Amelia's guerilla Minecraft stream? Is her sleep schedule fixed yet?
>>27684216I wonder how that would work with the gill holes at that point wouldn't a 2 piece work better?
Gura wearing nothing but band-aids on her nipples and cunny
I don't play Minecraft, would the issue with chat getting the world seed be that backseaters could just tell the holo exactly where to find everything?
>>27684227You cannot be this fucking retarded
>>27684227but the deep voice is so much better.
>>27684203Puresuru undelstandoru
>>27684136What a fucking faggot
>>27684227i'm sorry friend :(
>>27684168the problem is me not having a dynamic IP to avoid ban evasion, since this website will detect these websites as "spam", so do your archive reps hard, not on her name, but on other things already mentioned
>>27683943>visitingShe's moving, retard. Watch the streams.
>>27684172I agree.
>>27684250yes
>>27684227That's hilarious though
>>27684250Pretty much. You think backseaters are bad now, wait until their chat is filled with "DIAMONDS 4 BLOCKS TO YOUR LEFT" and shit
>>27684227Watch the streams and find out retard
>>27684227People actually watch Tomoshika?
>>27684241>Is her sleep schedule fixed yet?fuck no and she doesn't need to
Can Ame just like add a "Don't backseat, only on request" thing on her screen like what Kiara did? I don't know if that's gonna stop backkseating but it can help
>>27684245I dunno but two large oval cutouts on the sides would be pretty awesome too
>>27684017>no cat n the hat>no oktoberfest hat>no singular antler from the grinchThis version is old, it's missing a bunch of hats
>>27684227Man I wish she said it slower. It's great.
>>27684017He did shit subs and mistranslated something about mikos absence into her being pregnant
>>27684120Do you think Mori is hiding a southern accent underneath it all?
>>27684120Ina game where you go on a romp through HPL Dreamlands.
>>27684227anonchama....
>>27684227God I fucking ADORE it when vtubers drop from a cute voice down to a deep sexy one. Subaru did it once or twice and GODhttps://youtu.be/vGeELZ10EjU?t=94
>>27684241
best English vtuber on stream tomorrow
>>27684294She could. But you can never stop the kids and manchildren who wants to make the monkey dance.
>>27684227If you thought TMSK's voice was somehow achievable naturally, you deserve to be mocked retard.
>>27684294implying chat retards read or follow instructions is second only to implying cover help their talent
>>27684294>12-40 year old minecraft players>listening to their parents or their virtual hologirlfriend
>>27684227https://youtu.be/3_mDtToNWLQ?t=9938
>>27683995Matsuri would be so hot if she wasn't so mentally unstable
>>27684295That's pretty hot fuck now I want to see gill hole one piece swimsuit Gura
>>27684227that's pretty funny
is there any word you can plug /hlgg/ into like nor/mlp/erson or s/adv/irgin?
>>27684227Kiara puts on a higher pitch, possibly gura as well.>>27684324>that GASPyoooooo
>>27684294People are correct that a bunch of kiddies would ignore it anyway, but it would probably be good to add to at least slightly reduce the flood.
>>27684329but that's the hot part man
>>27684227In case people don't know, this is a reference to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL8lJEfefCo
>>27684316>ft. Coach PapaI will now watch your stream.
>>27684291I just don't want her stream quality to suffer from her not getting good enough sleep, but I guess she seems alright at the moment.
>>27684270She explicitly said multiple times that she was visiting. Besides, there's no reason for her to move again especially not right after she just moved.
>>27684120>a Nights game, but rhythm-based and underwaterI want this game immediately.
>>27684312Subaru pisses me off because she fucking HONK HONKS with her regular voice but the moment she starts singing it's some sultry complete out of character bullshit.
wtf is a "GigaStacy"
>>27682562No. I never share my birthday with anyone other than one guy in my class in elementary school.I checked with anime characters before and all I got was a side girl from to love-ru. nothing fun.
>>27683988It's crazy how 1-to-1 Kiara's model is with her roommate's proportions
>>27684308She's Canadian retard
>>27684270Why would she get a new place in Japan if she's going to permanently go back to Austria in less than half a year?
How kino will the upcoming Ame-Gura stream end up?
>>27684154I just realized I missed Ame's stream this morning, looks like a productive day today lads
>>27684227Kiara is faking her idol voice for sure
>>27683380>how many holos are numberfags as of now?Coco
>>27684227People can move their larynx up and down to change their pitch.
>>27684362lurk
>>27684120>Like a Nights game, but rythm-based and underwater.BASEDDDDDDD
>>27684329SameI really wish she finds something that will make her happy
>>27684280>"DIAMONDS 4 BLOCKS TO YOUR LEFT">Where, where? To the right?>does a 360 and digs awayImagine the seeth
>>27684344>Kiara puts on a higher pitchIt's not that much higher than normal usually it's more accent removal, her voice being different it's only telling when she sings
>>27684362Blonde girl with cock.
>>27684344gura has definitely demonstrated an ability to speak with a higher pitch but doesn't seem to use it as much as she did... before.
>>27684344Gura is kinda interesting because she sounded extremely similar as HER but not quite the same. It's like she picked a different tone for both, but never drops it.
>>27684312Subaru's morning voice is sex.https://youtu.be/7UCK3276DR8?t=111
>>27684324https://streamable.com/m3jws2You can hear it here a little too.
>>27684388I'm reconsidering my stance on releasing the seed now.
>>27684343Why are you spelling Hololive Global with two gs?
>>27684367Anonchama... your doxx reps.
>>27684316would you drink her gaming civet girl coffee
>>27684352>>27684368I'm not going to admit I'm wrong so fuck you.
anybody got the anti-reddit watermark?
>>27683988can we talk about how sexy Kiara's fingers are? by far the most underrated aspect of her design
>>27684358Somewhere along the line Subaru wanted to revamp her image. She ditched the tomboy outfit for good and decided to go full DUCK. However she still takes singing practice seriously.
>>27684362Dumb incel word from /r9k/. Reply to them with "newfag get out."
>>27684403That's her LOWERING her voice.
>>27684312Noel did her deep onee-san voice on her fall guys stream. Good stuff.
>>27684343i am pretty sure i saw someone post "AADGFHLGGNNNNMMWW" in one of the chess threads, but i didn't know what it meant.
>>27684362Sorry anon, you're gonna need Ame's time machine to around 6 years ago to figure out what Gigastacy means just by lurking if you already haven't figured it out by how we use it.
>>27684164i've completely stopped watching seasonal anime after i found hololive, i find vtubers a lot more interesting, these threads help a lot too.
>>27684416
>>27684377Kinda? It's just barely different the real faking is when she tries to stay in chicken voice while singing instead of naturally dropping down
>>27684348Mental issues stop being hot really quickly when you have to deal with them in a relationship. Not that there is any chance it would ever come to that point, but that's what anonchama meant
>>27681664Imagine licking her pristine chunny.IMAGINE.
>>27684316who?
>>27684312I thought I would enjoy it, but goddamn it when treerat does it really fucks with my mind.....and other parts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROjR5VdWJU
Does anyone have the tech support clip with Ame's real voice?
>>27684449lmao
>>27684343shamefu/hlg/osling
>>27683988Can't wait for Kiara's 3D model.
>>27684308I think that's too many layers, she already sounds notably different when she's talking to herself or reacting to something and not thinking as much
>>27684227Anon, you seriously thought anybody actually talked like that?
>>27684400https://youtu.be/6-mgXYbfyf8?t=121Subaru...speaking of morning voices https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_W2wh9g3JY
>>27684343na/rrat/ive
>>27684120>SO BITCHES WHEN YOU NEED ME, CALL (I'll fuck them up gucci)>scythe swinging intensifiesDo want. Who would the enemies be though?Smoking goblins? Ghost riders? TV men?
>>27681645I missed the first 12 mins of today's collab, so I watched it just now and>''some liquid came out''>Ame giggles>''its sipping out the top''>they all start gigglingHow can our boy be this unintentionally lewd?
>>27684378You forgot the clown
>>27683750I want Kiara to have some kind of gyaru bitch outfit. Like this but with the loose socks.
>>27684314Haven't seen this one before, nice.
>>27684403>gets scared and runs outside into the sun to get away from monsters>there's a fucking firing squad aiming right at her at the topI haven't laughed this hard in a long long time. You couldn't script this shit if you wanted to.
>>27684288What's wrong with her?
>>27683988Imagine being smothered by those chicken drums
>>27684483No idea why Towa does her autistic voice instead of her normal lower pitch. Do people find it more endearing?
Rest in peace salmanposter
>>27684495>literally "I can't be guilty, I'm a celebrity"
>>27684493>How can our boy be this unintentionally lewd?I have no idea how she does it but for some reason I find it extremely hot.
>>27684324>>27684403Nah dudes, it's THIS parthttps://youtu.be/3_mDtToNWLQ?t=10332
>>27684316Maybe got inspired by Calli? DD and her follow each other.
>>27684393>>27684397HER voice is Gura speaking with a compressed mouth to make the uwu sounds.This guy does a good demonstration of how SHE used to do it.https://youtu.be/lz_mNYpnRxU?t=169
>>27684316>PapaI dun bleev eet. Dude sounds the same age as her.
>>27684497All of them need that.
>>27684497>Gyaru Kiara>Mori-sensei
>>27684493Wait til you hear her beg to be mating pressedhttps://streamable.com/ehyh5j
>>27684506I thought only Kiara would provide us with sufferingkino but Gura proved me wrong.
>>27684459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFvtw9dAGZw
>>27684120I think Ina would have a game kind of like Crayon Physics Deluxe, where it's drawing-based puzzles with a really chill atmosphere.
>>27684497Anon please...Kirara is already hot as it I don't think my dick could handle her turning into a ko-gal
>>27684227None of them to that extent. Kiara pitches up her voice up a bit. Gura and Ina don't really change their pitch but speak with a more upbeat tone than their normal voices. I'm not sure about Mori, I'm assuming she plays up her over-enunciation on purpose, but that might just be how she talks after being in nipland for so long. Ame seems to be using her normal voice.
>>27684529More like the first DLC comes out next week.
>>27683750casual Mori (sweater/jeans combo)rapper Mori (roommate getup)Mori-sensei (teacher/OL pantyhose+glasses combo)
>>27684362female gigachad
>>27682005Taking a day off for a fuckfest with her boyfriend.
>>27683889>>the way she gushed about MoriWhich stream?
>Ina sick>Day after FF XIV patch releasesCoincidence?
>>27684515On Towa's debut, she got a lot of shit for her deep voice since people were expecting a high pitched voice for her character. As a result of this and other issues, she became the runt of the litter in Gen 4. Now she seems to be raising the pitch of her voice to appeal to more people. It's pretty sad man...
>>27684493Unironincally a tomboy who's used to being one of the guys and not lewded.
Anyone here who hasn't seen the Ame vs Kiara chess match yet?If so, nothing is happening right now... why not go and check it out? It'll be fun!
>>27683708Tourette's which causes me to say the gamer word at inopportune moments
>>27683936>>27684129>>27684568tfw. other deadchads see the sweater/glasses draw
>>27684495knowing that the people she's talking to are all viewers makes this much funnier.
>>27683750Mori in a sharp three piece suit
>>27684530she also never used her full dynamic range before, and speaks a lot louder now.
>>27683750Teacher AmeliaWaitress KiaraOffice lady MoriSchool swimsuit GuraBikini Ina
>>27684538Sukeban Mori...
>>27684587AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27684497Holy based
>>27684582oh thats fucking depressing. towa...
>>27684587I don't know shit about chess so the nuances of the match will be lost on me.
>>27684587AAAAAAAAAA
>>27683223I miss Kaoru so yes
>>27684533Only a parent can make their child cringe that hard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htX9q6ryGkY
>>27684489All of those and demons and like lost souls of men or some shit
>>27684617there are absolutely 0 nuances in that match
>>27684579I'm gonna believe this wasn't a coincidence just because it's funny
>>27684362another way to say cringe
>>27684598I'm glad Gura got over her "oh no, I'm peaking the mic, I'm so sorry, I'll stop" phase as a Hololive chuuba.
>>27684582It's especially shitty because Towa's deep voice is fucking hot
>>27684578Can't remember, sorry
>>27684617I fucking hope this is bait. Here's a (You) for your efforts
>>27684591It's a good look, what can I say?
>>27684497
>>27684595that's pretty sick
>>27684582Guess that's why it's important to have a somewhat personally tailored 2D model. Ange seems to show nips are alright with deeper voices under normal circumstances.
>>27684362Big Uterus Energy.
>>27684497I would climax so hard I would diePlease no
>>27684555>>27684497>You are toying with forces beyond human comprehension.(She needed that ridiculous costume because they had to nerf her.)
>>27684617Google the rules, play 5 games against a computer, and your knowledge of the game will surpass Kiara's.
>>27684449thanks, fucked up the size while watermarking my coupon the other day, so i needed the original.
>>27684587SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>27684658
>>27684587>>27684617Even as someone who doesn't play chess, it made me lose my mind.
>>27684587The more I watch it the more I am convinced Ame was trying to let Kiara win. Obviously she absolutely wasn't fucking prepared for bird brain.
>>27684587>watching chess>not even playing it myselfNah, I'm too ADD for that shit.
>>27684533He's probably late 30s considering his taste in games, if he had her at ~18-19 and she's 20 it fits
>>27684563Mori pretty clearly alternates between her cutesy voice that she uses most of the time that isn't natural, only to drop down to her normal one when she's panicking too hard to keep it up since that's what matches her rapping voice both as Mori and Devil D20.
>>27683889>>27684650Here's the timestamphttps://youtu.be/X4YCslrdvyc?t=6719
>>27683708Chronic anxiety, difficulties concerning existential dread and paranoia, and low self-esteem fostered by a job I actively despise but know I'll never quit because the money's too good.
>>27684120>>27684489>enter boss fight>huge-ass demon monster shows up>"DEATBEATS LURKING NOW, DEADBEATS LURKING NOW" builds in the background as Mori says a cheesy one liner and pulls a Dante poseim so hyped holy shit
>>27684497Oh God my dick would be diamonds
>>27681636>>27681810>>27681842>>27681923>>27682526>>27682567>>27682861>>27683582These are nice dayo
>>27684679no problem based /ss/ anon
How we holding up takamoribros
>>27684602>Sukeban Mori...Upvoted
>>27683750Literally anything but a yukata would be nice for everyone. Giving a girl a yukata outfit is like giving her animal ears when you're designing her because you're not sure if people will like the character if she's not unusual looking enough.
>>27684587You're STILL fucking shitposting about a made up chess game? I fucking told you to stop making shit up.
>>27682008Goddamnit, I know it's not her intention to advertise butI could really go for BK.
>>27684579The patch is literal dogshit. The new """"content""""" is literally Eureka fate grinding until you want to kill yourself for a weapon that is worse than the current weapon you get from E8S.
>>27684579probably not, but she'll take a vacation in Dec for the next raid tier
>>27684694Oh believe me you will enjoy it. Make sure to have the thread archives open while you watch it.
>>27684730Now that's hotMore please
>>27684563Mori pretty clearly drops in and out of her cutesy voice depending on how hard shes focusing.
>>27684713In her doom playthrough she is mostly using her natural voice because she gets so tilted.
>>27684693>The more I watch itHave glowniggers already contacted you as you are completely resistant to torture?
>>27684730Takamori is dead. Now, there is only THE KING.
>>27684497Drawfriends please
>>27684693Kiara suiciding her queen to Ame's rook... AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27684497Amazing idea.
>>27684713>>27684563on the other hand all her exasperation noises are super girlythe gap moe is all over the fucking place
Oh hey theres a stream going on and its Matsuri....apex nevermind
>>27684497This but Mori
>>27684755Well, you would know, chicken.
>>27684755How is it always a fitting post?
Chicken
>>27684730What's up with the random anchor earrings?
If they ever do april fools streams I think it would be funny if they all swapped models and streamed on the others channels while doing impersonations. Though I don't know which swaps would be the funniest
>>27684404Same, ever since I watched hololive I've been on nofap. It's worth it bro.
Kani Kani Kani
>>27684693Ame was trying to let Kiara win but her will to lose was just that strong.
>>27683708being an anarchy-primitivistand ADHD
>>27684693>One of the first things Ame did was move out her rook>Computer says her next best turn is to move it backI think she just did random stuff in the beginning to test Kiara and when she realized Kiara was really bad she switched to trying to play in her favor a bit more.
>>27684623this one's better. absolutely brutal and only in a way only a father can be.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeoRImhVOXk
>>27684766Muh fukin DIKKK
>>27684623Man, this is some top tier material.This is an untapped market. Papa dragon and Coco collab when?
>>27684787Gills Gills Gills
>>27684720>all this buildup>she jobs to the boss anywayCRINGEKINO IS GETTIN BIGGER!
>>27684739You know, somebody smarter than me should make something that replays a thread along with a video you're watching. That way you can watch the thread in "real-time" without having to scroll constantly.
>>27684693I thought the same thing when she was playing Clubhouse 51 against Ina. My narrative is that she knows that if she tryhards, she's liable to gamer rage at her friends.
What did she cut out right here? https://youtu.be/zYYXgCiCEEk?t=4749
>>27684720>CALLIOPE MORI ON THIS GOD DAMNED MIC>I DONT WANT YOUR MONEY I JUST WANT YOUR LIFE>during and intense fightHoly shit, yeah I'd definitely be into this
>>27684787Gura gills great
>>27684734Y...Yes! It was not real! It was only in my mind! Hahaha HAHAHAHAHAAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27684787CHUM CHUM CHUM
Reminderhttps://streamable.com/uyy7fw
>>27684497I generally want her to embrace this side of her personality more
>>27682230Moona might actually be a stick. There are a lot of girls out there with such good metabolism that they can chow down on whole buffets without gaining any noticeable fat.
>>27684772YES!
>>27684818Her internet has been real shit lately, so it might have just been her lagging.
>>27684755I bet you know all about making Mori's voice change don't you, Kiara?
>>27684818Nothing, her internet died for a few minutes
>>27683424Is Miko actually back then?
>>27684815It wouldn't be that hard.
>>27684818She said the gamer word. Trust me, I was there
>>27684781It's a color edit of some other yuri couple
>>27684563Mori has three voices.The 3edgy5u rapping voiceHer "normal voice" or at least the one she uses most oftenAnd the lighter sweeter voice she uses deliberately uses for effectwhich ironically also comes out if she's sleepy and/or suffering
>>27684497>>27684766>we will never have an interesting delicious brown Hololive girlWHY EVEN LIVE
>>27684587I'm going to creampie in this clown
>>27684623Reminds me of how the word "crack baby" would always cause me to laugh as a kid.
https://streamable.com/zb8ikm
>>27684818Got a phone call from Gura; something about sex later tonight
>>27684762then make some actual porn dude, whats the point
>>27684822>does a slow walk with a scythe dragging behind her, making sparksNo cringe, only kino now.
>>27684693She was gently coaxing her the whole time, even after Kiara loses the queen like a dumbass Ame tells her that she should have taken her pawn.
>>27684818Stream died momentarily.
>>27684818She said "Oh I sure hope there aren't any NIGGERS in these mines haha"
>>27684507She's not Pikamee
>>27684901This one sounds accurate
>>27684497A gyaru Kiara who casually lets you fuck her ass? Sign me up.
>>27684888Flare...
>>27684693If she was just pretending to not know how to end game she deserves an oscar, because walking the line between being entertainingly dumb and obnoxious is really thinThat said, there were quite a few board positions that is really really hard to justify as coincidence.
>>27684739Eh, I'll just keep catching up with the "ASMR" archive.
>favorite HoloEN>favoirte board game
Yes please
>>27684227They're characters, retard. Also that was funny
>>27684920Tomoshika is basically Japanese pikamee.
>>27684930I said interesting.
>>27684907>implying that her tripping and falling into the arena after all that build up only to play it off with a frontflip or some shit wouldn't be the real Calliope experience
>>27684929only get the second part if you are a reaper rapper
>those moans in the kiss yo homies songFUCKING HELL GURA WHERES THE LEWD ASMR STREAM
>>27684888Flare tho...
>>27684942MoriStratego
>>27684930Who?
>>27684725i got to draw pika hugging gura or something
>>27684497>>27684772>Both Kiara and Mori in gyaru styleI don't think I would survive
Ina pranked Gura. WHAT A BITCH.
>>27682005boyfriend asked her out
I know ina isn't tall but I like her "tall" flat body it's a nice shape without being loli
>>27684715This is weird. I know her love but Mori is a gag but she's framing her genuine (platonic I assume) feelings for Mori with the gag.
>>27684942MoriAxis and Allies
>>27684915
>>27684942KiaraMahjong
>>27684942MoriConnect 4
>>27684497I could cut diamonds with the level of hardness reached thanks to this
>>27684968Show it dayo
Guys, let's say that I'm working on a Gura ai voice bot, if this were to happen then what would you make her say?https://streamable.com/eux6l2
>>27684942Kiara100% Orange Juice
>>27682562Kiara is the day before minethat's why i like her a lot
How was your work day, /hlgg/?
https://streamable.com/n9qugo
>>27684762Is this the new forced meme?
>>27684987What the fuck was the context for this anyway? I've seen so many edits but don't even know who this guy is or what the original was.
>>27684979She is bisexual so she actually might have some of those feelings deepdown actually.
>>27685015Absolutely based.
>>27682562
>>27685042GIVE IT BACK!!!!
>>27684971>this caused youtube to recommend the video to meConflicted feelings
>>27684969>>27684497I want Mori to have some kind of gyaru bitch outfit. Like this but with the loose socks
>>27685021I have been essentially stealing my company these past months by doing nothing at home, so great!
>>27685021work?
>>27685021Is this Ramen 101 again?
>>27684942InaMonopoly
>>27685021i dont work chumbro
>>27685042You cunt. Give it back.
>>27685023The things this girl can do with ping pong balls defy imagination.
Will Gura's members only mini karaoke be archived? I've got stuff to do that day but I really don't want to miss out on it forever.
>>27685024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luY8yFKnSEo
>No Ina Minecraft stream,Fuck, that was the one thing I was looking forward too today especially after yesterday’s comfy stream
>>27685023haha imagine her making those sounds on the head of your dick
>>27685025He forced himself inside Kiara that's for sure.
>>27685034>>27685042Lies and slander, no I didn't
>>27684942KiaraDescent
>>27685042GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKK
Gyaru is the worst possible fetish you could apply to the holos. This is worse than Amelia NTR autism.
>>27685068It's Gura. It'll be recorded.
>>27684942InaEldritch Horror
>>27684971>hmu hmu hmu~
>>27685011Kill yourself
>>27683708My brain and body are slowly going to shit. I'm in constant pain and I wish I was dead.
>>27684932She promoted two pawns to rook in end game, while clearly having the option of Queen. She's either acting, blind, or actually retarded.
>>27685023Passing air through her gills like that isn't healthy.
>>27685068It'll be archived
>>27685100Do some fit reps anon
>>27684942GurameChess
>>27685057Something like this could work with Mori.
>>27684971Yes, when Gura wakes up to out someone had been handling her small chest can you imagine how embarassed she'd feel?
>>27685011Fuck chinks
>>27682717lurk for once in your life please
>>27685088Faggot
>>27684942Kiaraunironically chess
>>27685072Is this where "yo boy" came from?
>>27684952>Mori's entrance
>>27685024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa55Yb-xJdA
>>27685103>has gills to breathe underwater AND lungs to breathe airIs Gura the ultimate lifeform?
>>27685011Is the Chum Zone guy still around? Is he still working on it?
>>27684497Kogal KiaraSukeban MoriClass President InaRandoseru GuraI'm not sure where to put Ame in this, maybe she's just the protagonist
>>27684227Have you heard TMSK sing in her deep voice? It's pretty interesting
>Matsuri is playing Shitpexlmao
Any news on when Kiara's Duck collab is? All I remember her saying is that its this week.
https://files.catbox.moe/5bqp9m.mp3
>>27685138The ultimate lifeform wouldn't need to breathe at all.
>>27684587Got into these hololive threads only recently and goddamn, is it overwhelming how active these threads are. I haven't been to /jp/ in years, only remember it as the small touhou thread board. Now it's like, I can't even go two seconds without feeling like I'm gonna miss some interesting talk here when it goes to *1500 posts* like every few hours.Curious about what happened during the ame dox too and the archive doesn't even go that far
somebody...gorilla stream, i beg you...
>>27683904>it's
>>27685151Friday
>>27684979I think even in a 100% straight girl those titties and that personality would cause a heart skipwe did have some gay conversions once the pics dropped
>>27685088Shut the fuck up
>>27685023
>>27685151Friday 8PM JST
If a stream doesn't go live soon and gonna start narrative'ing.
>>27685160God I miss her
>>27685160Ina!
>>27685160>https://files.catbox.moe/5bqp9m.mp3
>>27685072Thanks.
>>27685165Nothing happened.
After watching that chess match, I don't want a Holo to play a strategy game anymore.
>>27685142Childhood friend Watson with a long sleeve sweater where her hands dont reach the end of the sleeve
>>27685088the gura pedo stuff is actually the worst fetish
>>27685088Gyaru is cute as fuck
>>27685160FUCK I LOVE HER
How do you guys feel about the term 'kayfabe' being used in vtuber discussion?
>>27685149APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX APEX
>>27685213There was no chess match, take your meds
>>27685165>spoilersWe don't talk about those threads
>>27685213CDawgVA will join Homostars EN and stream chess weekly.
>>27685197
>>27685142Ame is like the protagonist in a Lovecraft novel researching these mythical, unknowable beings. At least that's how she was presented in the teasers and debut.
>>27685184Based
>>27685169>gorillaI don't think Gura is black and I know the others aren't
>>27684979Women are generally more open about how attractive they find another women because there's less of a stigma attached to it compared to men doing it.
I bet you cant give me 5 facts about Ina.
Ina Ina Ina Ina Ina
>>27685160>you now imagine the hmu hmu part is after she put your dick in her mouthNGMI
What happened to Matuli? She's getting Towanumbers
>>27685254see>>27685255
>>27685149>"That's strange, why didn't I get a notification for her stream? Lets check the settings">This action is turned off for content made for kidsFucking jewgle.
>>27685149She is so deep in the apex hole that she can't get out anymore
Has kiara ever said how she learned Japanese? Like self taught or college.
>>27685165There was no doxx. Just linking up her public shit. Even under her YT-username. That got all nuked.A few days or a day later someone alleged what her name could be. But nothing else as far as I know.
>>27685088Gyaru is just fashionable, can be either adorable or sexy
>>27685021Today I had to move some fucking logs, a fence, and I missed all the streams, Kiara stream, Ame stream, Collab and I was waiting for Ina's one
>games51 collab ended in a draw with 3-3>we never got the strip game they agreed to do FUCKKKKKK I WANT AME TO STRIP PLEASE
>>27685149She's playing that shit game called Apex Predator but because the name reminds her, she's thinking of THAT Apex Predator instead
>>27685149> Festival didn't kill herself during her break
>>27685088pure gyarus are fucking top tier trope and you are a faggot to think otherwise
https://files.catbox.moe/ozo583.mp3Anyone have the 35 second version of this? This one sucks. It's missing the "I'm sucking it out from the top" line.
>1 minecraft guerilla stream vs>4 man collab streamWho wins?
>>27685229Makes me laugh my ass off because Kevin Nash was raped in the Summer of 92.
>>27682195LE A xDDDD
>>27684979Kiara is pretty gay, she likes guys too but girls much more. But I doubt she sees Mori as anything but a friend. Takamori is just they having fun with their characters.
>>27685276self taught she streamed every day on NND when she was young so she was given constant exposure to the language
>>27685254>very good artist>likes her friends>defied gravity two days ago>jackie chanEasy peasy.
>>27685288Little did you know the reason she agreed to chess and threw was to purposely prolong the collab to make sure they wouldn't have time to play strip poker.
>>27685110I'm trying man but the spasms aren't helping.
>>27685311kwab
>>27685021Trying to see if I can manage a successful run of Hades before Ina streams it. Almost did it an hour or so ago.
>>27685308kusoge vs mc huh?
>>27684942The birdConnect 4
>>27685160I never thought I'd miss a fucking streamer just because they cancelled but here I fucking am. What a mistake.
>>27685268Everybody is sick of her shit, her old friends abandoned her, all holos are doing their best to ghost herif you are to believe the narratives
>>27682195*CLAP CLAP*NEXT THREAD
>>27685149>>27685289What even sucks in the japs so hard? I only played around 12 hours during the first month in 2019
>>27685088No one can be this gay, this post must have been made by a woman.
>>27685088You're the biggest fag I've seen in any Hololive thread, both JP and global. I'm pretty sure real gays have less faggotry than you miraculously. Do you juggle cocks in your free time by chance?
>>27685276self taught
>>27682195ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U6eHY1M9WM&ab_channel=Anti
>>27685149>>27685232IAMGOD
>>27685358I miss this show
>>27684595For what profit is it to a man if she gains the world but loses her own soul?... Matthew 16:26 I believe.
>>27685255I keep hearing this to the tune of Linda Linda and it's messing with my head.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s07bqXuXF9U
>>27685151Friday at 13:00
>>27685340EA had/has a really aggressive marketing campaign. You can find matches, even ranked, almost instantly on JP servers. Its really popular.
>>27683333quads says invite the entire site
>>27685327I don't know how anyone can watch that chess match and not arrive at the likeliest conclusion: they both suck at chess.
>>27685165Her roommate bf's profile was found, someone messaged her roommate's account, she replied confirming that she is the roommate of Amelia for certain, teamates had a meltdown, a guy posted himself cutting and attempted suicide.
Are there any Edge Chromium chads in here? I'm surprised that people are still using Chrome or Brave
>>27685368Not gonna lie, that part actually made me laugh...
>>27685294Maybe you should kill yourself instead.Stop putting a space after the meme arrow you fucking retard
>>27685394Because we've seen Ame's roommate do chess streams before
Mori I know you're here please sing Snake Eater!
>>27685088Suck my dick. Choke on it.
>>27685416Yeah and Kiara was in a chess club...
>>27685374Read the manga then?
>>27685404I'm too lazy to move all of my shit off of Chrome despite it making my toaster of a laptop lock up for a minute or two at least once a day.
How large is Amelia's shaft?
Id rather have a snuggly winter outfit Kiara than a gyaru one. It would be seasonal.
>>27685420Fuck of phil fish
>>27685160>There is someone on this planet called Bradley Pierce and he is the happiest man alive.
>>27685404Mori -> FirefoxAmelia -> OperaGura -> BraveIna -> EdgeKiara -> Chrome
>>27685381INA INAAAAA INA INA INAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the person reading this is Ina
>>27685404I'm too lazy to escape the botnet. I kneel to the chinks.
>>27682562Shion...
>>27685449Mister Pierce...
>>27685149has she mentioned Gura since claiming her?
>>27685444This but for everyone
>>27685294>don't worry i just a matter of time naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
you guys shit on apex but is literally the best BR right now
>>27685432Yeah, when she was 5 and her team left her behind
>>27685455Gura more like Tor Browser cuz her fanbase are attracted to pizza.
>>27685468in a what
>>27685432I really need the Gyaru Kiara fucks chess club virgin doujinshit right this hot minute.
>>27685408ogey
>>27685358I can assure you no women hates gyaru fashion
>>27685482BR is a shitty stream game for holos
>huke finally designs a new outfit for Kiara>3 hatsHow would you react?
>>27685455>implying Mori wouldn't still be on Netscape
>>27685090>>27685108thank you kind anons
>>27685314It'd be hilarious if Mori give in "just this one time." Doubt she has any free time for anything.
>>27685402>cutting and attempted suicideholy fuck
>>27685486haha, also because OPSEC (yeayea blablabla nodes compromised blabla)
>>27685482The bar for that is really low though.
>>27685416Yeah, but she wasn't any good at it.
>>27685404I'd give it a whirl, but I've been using Vivaldi for a good while now.
>>27685482>implying shitpex better that Minecraft Hunger Games
>>27685501If it's the TF2 three hats I'd love it
>>27685486>scary darkweb has pizzabro just go to twitter use the map #
>>27685455RIP old Opera