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Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:03:23 2009 No.2758324 [Reply] [Original]

who's the baddest motherfucker in umineko? I vote for Ronove. killed that Jessica without even fighting, was just like, "hit my amazing shield and you'll die, mother fucker" so she hit it and did die. dumb bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:06:23 2009 No.2758338 this will be a shitty thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:07:23 2009 No.2758343 monocle power

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:07:23 2009 No.2758347 Battler's got small bombs. Obviously, he wins the day.

Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:12:23 2009 No.2758369
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Rosa.

You think she gives a fuck about you? She'll beat the shit out of her own daughter because she's a loose canon who's out to prove she can fight with her older siblings. She'll kick you in the nuts, laugh, and then fuck you just so that you know that with that kick you're sterile forever.

She doesn't give a fuck. Know when she was the happiest in the game? When she was running around shotgunning goats. Battler, and all the other pussies are happy when they're not being murdered. Rosa is like "THIS IS FUCKING SWEET, GOT A BITCH IN MY ARM AND A GUN IN MY HAND AND A LOT OF FUCKING TARGETS FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME OH GOD WORLDENDDOMINATOR IS PLAYING"

Course, that's not how it really went down. Rosa just killed her family for the gold, then got the gold and was like "fuck it I don't even want it any more" and then went to test the nearest male to see if he could be man enough for her.

That's why she's single. Nobody has passed the test. A couple have died trying though. They were probably the lucky ones.

Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:13:23 2009 No.2758373
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>just like, "hit my amazing shield and you'll die, mother fucker" so she hit it and did die. dumb bitch.

That's not how it happened at all.

When Jessica sent her SUPER MARTYR PUUUUNCH flying, Gaap opened a portal on Ronove's wall, leading to George's stomach. It also put Jessica's head below George's foot, and George's counterattack barrier duplicated her ubermagical punching power to completely kill them both.

Ronove was NEVER actually fighting, just seeing how long he can string along a feisty little girl without getting damaged.

Anyway, the most badass is Rudolf. Sweet talking Belphegor while in a fight to the death? Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:14:23 2009 No.2758376 File: 64 KB, 640x480, 1244689706649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great mother or greatest mother?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:20:23 2009 No.2758408 File: 85 KB, 900x644, endlessniner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He's the baddest motherfucker in umineko.

Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:22:23 2009 No.2758423
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Look at this fine specimen. He's got a cane, a fedora, a bitch, and a loli. Also, he once slammed Beatrice's head into the table. Gotta keep those ho's line, dawg. Keepin' it real like a true G.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:24:23 2009 No.2758430 >>2758373 Kyrie's got to at least match in there. That whole scene where she teaches the embodiment of envy about true envy... hell yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:27:23 2009 No.2758445 File: 19 KB, 390x400, 1244767345354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maria, hse has wild imaginations and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:28:23 2009 No.2758451 File: 200 KB, 854x794, 4419191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The baddest motherfucker with his sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:29:23 2009 No.2758456 wat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:29:23 2009 No.2758458 File: 344 KB, 622x465, fuckyeah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kinzo. This screenshot is the only proof I need.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:34:23 2009 No.2758473 File: 67 KB, 512x512, 9e74ee60f9ed5797e5c2b9e3058448b4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kinzo knocked Krauss on his ass with the wind of his cape. Enough said.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:35:23 2009 No.2758479 They're all badass motherfuckers. I refuse to explain!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:36:23 2009 No.2758482 >>2758458 Why does everyone cackle in this goddamn game? It's like something from the '30s.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:36:23 2009 No.2758483 >>2758451 More like WINcest. But really, Battler is almost certainly Kyrie's son. And Jessica has a decently high probability of turning to be Asumu's real daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:44:23 2009 No.2758518 File: 207 KB, 650x581, 1240454081093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going with OP. Ronove is a sexy badass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 03:54:23 2009 No.2758545 >>2758430 >That whole scene where she teaches the embodiment of envy about true envy... hell yes. FUCK YEAR

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 13 04:29:23 2009 No.2758641 >>2758483 I still think game piece beatrice is a separate entity, and is Asumu's daughter.

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