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2757904 No.2757904 [Reply] [Original]

Natsuhi would be the perfect wife. She's intelligent, reliable and dedicated, not to mention she understands the importance of outward appearances. She'll stick up for you even if you're an incompetent who's lost loads of money on fruitless business ventures.

>> No.2757956

She's certainly better than Rosa, though the whole "might be a homicidal lunatic" thing can't help much.

>> No.2757966
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You shut your mouth.

Rosa is a saint compared to Natsuhi.

>> No.2757973

>>2757956
>might be a homicidal lunatic

Actually, that's a plus in my book.

>> No.2757984

>>2757966
Natsuhi was here.

Rosa is a disgrace to the family.

>> No.2757987

Killer middle aged wives! XD

>> No.2758004

I like Natsuhi best among all the mothers. Kyrie is kind of cool as well, but I wouldn't marry her. Too devious. She'd always have me worried she was gonna kill me in an 'accident' to get my insurance policy or something.

>> No.2758027

Kyrie>Rosa>Natsuhi>Eva

Kyrie doesn't smoke but she carries a lighter JUST to light his cigarettes for him. A woman who will do that for you will learn how to cook and all of the shit you want for a submissive woman. And while they're doing this, she's a fucking detective or some shit so she's hard as fuck and probably beats criminals until they confess which is totally cool with me, as long as she brings that shit home too.

Rosa's awesome because she won't stand for any shit you try to pull. After like 5 years of being married to her, you'd be the sort of man that shits lightning and pisses heroine. You'd be punching through fucking titanium and then laughing at the puny element that DARED to stand to your manly fist.

Natsuhi is good. She's pretty awesome, and she'll stick up for you so you don't look bad. But are you going to be a better man out of it? No. Are you ever going to wipe that fucking stuffy look off her face? No.

Eva? Fuck Eva. What has she done other than "kill everyone"? That's fucking right: nothing. Why the fuck do you think George has some sort of furniturephilia? That shit's disgusting. Would you fuck your chair? Your desk? Some picture frames? A wardrobe? Fuck no you wouldn't.

>> No.2758044

>>2758027

I approve of this.

>> No.2758046
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>>2758027
Are you... who I think you are?

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2758049

umineko sure has some great milf's

>> No.2758059

>>2758027
Rosa's cool until she goes BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE on your ass because you DARED to suggest she stop leaving her 9 year old home alone for days at a time.

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>>2758046
I love Satchmo Omega.

>> No.2758110

>>2758059
The fuck is wrong with you? Do you want to have your 9 year old seeing the nasty shit you're gonna be doing in the bedroom? No you fucking don't. She'd only get pissy if you weren't the man for her. If she gives you lip it's because she hasn't been shut up by making her pass out from orgasming so hard, and then have her go yandere on you by saying that you'd never leave. She'd probably propose to you on the spot, but you wouldn't know it because her words would be muffled on your gigantic manly cock.

>> No.2758126

>>2758110
Sadly, this fits my mental image of Rosa after ep 4.

Before that she was FUCKYEAR KILL A GOAT WITH A PEN IMMA PROTECT MAH DAUGHTAH

>> No.2758142

>>2758110

Fuck I lol'd.

You probably do have the most perfect image of Rosa right now. That is pretty spot on.

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