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Anonymous Fri Jun 12 04:46:32 2009 No.2753087 [Reply] [Original]

You want to have sex, but your waifu is heavily pregnant, what do you do?

[ ] fap
[ ] oral sex
[ ] IT'S AWWWRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 04:47:32 2009 No.2753091 [x]oral [x]anal [x]IT'S AWWWRIGHT Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 04:48:32 2009 No.2753094 You didn't say choose only one. [ ] fap [x] oral sex [x] IT'S AWWWRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 04:51:32 2009 No.2753105 Natural selection dammit. It's perfectly possible to have vaginal sex with a pregnant woman. Of course, she won't be particularly agile and you'll have to be tender.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 04:51:32 2009 No.2753103 [x] Lie in bed with her, embracing her, and caressing her stomach, letting her know that she is loved, and not just an object of desire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 04:58:32 2009 No.2753118 >>2753087 [x]oral [x]anal [x]jerking on armpits [x]use her hair to masturbate [x]use a condom for vaginal sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:00:32 2009 No.2753122 [XX] IT'S AWWWRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:01:32 2009 No.2753123 >use a condom for vaginal sex why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:05:32 2009 No.2753133 >>2753123 Don't want my cum on my child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:10:32 2009 No.2753144 >>2753133 Go back to highschool biology.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:11:32 2009 No.2753148 >>2753133 Your child is surrounded by amnion

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:14:32 2009 No.2753157 curry sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:16:32 2009 No.2753161 all three. Twice.

>>	Suika !IbukiozMj2 Fri Jun 12 05:32:32 2009 No.2753182 >>2753103 Best choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:39:32 2009 No.2753199 >It's perfectly possible to have vaginal sex with a pregnant woman. Of course, she won't be particularly agile and you'll have to be tender. This

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:41:32 2009 No.2753203 Foot job or the wife dies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 05:44:32 2009 No.2753213 [X] Find a prostitute. Have sex with it in front of waifu.

>>	Aya Shameful !I4IrJba9Qw Fri Jun 12 05:57:32 2009 No.2753241 >>2753087 >>heavily pregnant it would be aborted before then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 06:10:32 2009 No.2753265 >>2753103 This.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 06:14:32 2009 No.2753269 >>2753267 Or she's been laying with another man...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 06:14:32 2009 No.2753267 I'm not worried, its just a tumor. I'm sterile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 07:34:32 2009 No.2753416 I don't see the problem, pregnant women are often quite horny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 07:56:32 2009 No.2753461 How many weeks pregnant can a woman be and still be able to have sex safely?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:02:32 2009 No.2753476 >>2753461 weeks? try almost all the way till labor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:04:32 2009 No.2753483 >>2753461 Up until giving birth. Pregnancies vary with the woman, you should basically use your own brain. Pregnancy does not block the vagina, it merely fills the uterus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:05:32 2009 No.2753486 >>2753416 Not mine...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:06:32 2009 No.2753489 >>2753486 Figs can't get horny, bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:07:32 2009 No.2753491 >>2753133 YOUR CHILD IS YOUR SEMEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:08:32 2009 No.2753498 Eat the baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:13:32 2009 No.2753510 Why would my waifu be pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:14:32 2009 No.2753513 >/jp/ >but your waifu is heavily pregnant You must be new here. Most /jp/edos waifus are far from being able to be pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:28:32 2009 No.2753560 >>2753483 Actually, it is suggest that you have sex with them during the later portions of pregnancy to help them relax.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:34:32 2009 No.2753577 >>2753483 >Pregnancy does not block the vagina, it merely fills the uterus. Thanks for providing me with the arousing thought of forcing my penis in my child's mouth while it's still on its way out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:41:05 2009 No.2753589 Eat the girl. Fuck the baby. Sell the pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:42:32 2009 No.2753591 Eat the girl. Fuck the pizza Sell the baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:43:32 2009 No.2753596 >>2753591 Rape a grizzly Wrestle an Eskimo woman?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:49:32 2009 No.2753612 File: 24 KB, 640x480, fry sees2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2753203 I see what you did there... This would also be what I do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:50:32 2009 No.2753614 >>2753577 One of us³.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 08:51:32 2009 No.2753616 >>2753577 Doesn't happen till labor, at which point it's suggest that you best not be doing that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 12 09:03:32 2009 No.2753635 >>2753616 >Doesn't happen till labor Oh, thanks, Captain Obvious. What would I do without you? >at which point it's suggest that you best not be doing that shit. [citation needed]

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