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どうも

>> No.27503302

>>27502208
Imagine Alice killing and slaughtering you.

>> No.27503483

>>27503302
At least you get to be a doll

>> No.27504676

>>27503302
Alice has a guro and cannibalism fetish. She will cook your dead body and eat it with Marisa while masturbating is secret, without telling Marisa where the meat came from.

>> No.27504733

>>27503302
>>27504676
ありす is pure and nice and is only looking forward to you enjoying your comfortable accommodations she has prepared for you.

>> No.27504826
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27504826

Thank you! That's so nice of you, Alice!

>> No.27504882

>>27504733
She is looking forward to ripping into your tender human flesh and hearing it sizzle as she cooks it.

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>>27504882

>> No.27505095

>>27504939
It's no use acting offended, Arisu. I know your true nature, you monster.

>> No.27505388

>>27502208
I didn't plan to get raped by Alice today. It kind of sad how desperate she has gotten.

>> No.27505446

An evil magician (witch) living alone in the forest, luring people into her home in order to kill and devour them.
Remind you of anything, /jp/?

>> No.27505508

>>27505446
Sounds like my wife nyah nyah nyah nyah.

>> No.27506565
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Turn the tables on Arisu

>> No.27506941
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>>27505095
She'd likely prefer killing you as whole as she can and using her dolls to butcher your body into various cuts of meat. Alice just seems too refined for the old rip-and-tear of a young born-youkai, being "recently" turned and all.

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Alice, you're not scaring anyone with your guro talk. You just look like a weirdo.

>> No.27507193

>>27506999
Yes, that's right! Just look how cute and dorky Arisu is, don't you just wanna be her friend? She's perfectly harmless, really!

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>>27502208

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>>27502208
Never forget that dork creep threatened to murder and eat the sweet, innocent 3 fairies of light.

>> No.27515291

>>27514235
Alice is a terrible person. I hate her.

>> No.27515379

>>27514235
Fairies are easy to scare.
They all got turned to cherry stones before, so I'll just tell them I'll do it again if the pissed me off.

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>>27510472

>> No.27518798

FAIRY RAPE DUNGEON

>> No.27518822

but Alice, that's your room?

>> No.27534532

>>27518798
>>27504676
>FAIRY RAPE DUNGEON
That's the final resting place of many fairies after they see Alice in her clown costume.

>> No.27551045

>>27506999
>You just look like a weirdo
Believe me, she doesn't need the guro talk to achieve that.

>> No.27551133
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27551133

Alice, more like FAILice!

>> No.27554862

alice offering her bed to me for the night

>> No.27555483
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27555483

Such a charming young lady. Her husband Marisa is one lucky guy!

>> No.27555617

>>27554862
Realising it's soaked in her piss

>> No.27555724

>>27555617
How thoughtful of her.

>> No.27555750

>>27555617
Sniffing it

>> No.27557038
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>> No.27557088
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>> No.27558951

We need more scary Arisu works.

>> No.27559760

>>27558951
I'd just like some arisu works with mutual respect for each other
or at least mind control where it isn't against her will, since the only thing like that I've ever found like that was a CYOA on touhou-project

>> No.27560213 [DELETED] 

>>27558951
We need more depressed アリス works.

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>>27558951
We need more depressed アリス works.

>> No.27563772

When I die, I want it to be by Alice's hand. Whether directly or by proxy.

>> No.27576075
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27576075

Don't let Alice's thread die!

>> No.27576754
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>>27502208
Do not trust Alice

>> No.27597134

>>27576075
Dominatrixhus are a worse thought than regular hus.
Just go about your day and all of a sudden you're bound, gagged and used as a slave by Alice of all people. Just bite your tongue dude.

>> No.27598915

>>27576754
What is it? What should I be concerned about?

>> No.27632772

>>27598915
Shes a total freak, creep and weirdo

>> No.27633314

>>27576754
Alice is the subject of a lot of rumours and speculation in the human village and they get worse and worse over time. Poor Alice gets treated like a pariah when all she wants is some new cloth to fix her dolls' clothes.

>> No.27634853

>>27598915
Questionable supplements that haven't been approved by FDA or equivalent institutions added into her meals. See the bottle text.

>> No.27649781
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27649781

Don't be Alice's boyfriend or Shinki will steal you for herself!

>> No.27650926

>>27576754
this guy seriously needs to work on his same face problems, you cant just plater your stock face on every character

sure its cute but it looks like its the same girl cosplaying and getting fucked all the time

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>>27649781
Will Shinki steal the boyfriends of her other daughters too? Is it safe to have Yumeko, Sacchan or Louise as my girlfriend?

>> No.27668715

>>27668397
Tell me. Have you ever heard of anyone else having a boyfriend except Alice? She's too passive and Shinki is too aggressive. I'd be surprised if Alice was the only one that managed to get a male partner in that realm of pheromones.

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>>27668715
I guess there's just no fighting the allure of the Makai Mom.

>> No.27670914

And here I thought we would have a nice creepy Alice thread, alas, /jp/ just wants to circlejerk over grotesque porn scenarios for the billionth time.
Seriously, what the fuck?

>> No.27676614

>>27670914
What's creepy about Alice if she's not a secret pervert from her crippling loneliness?

>> No.27677332

>>27670914
Okay, fine! Creepy Alice Thread. What would creepy Alice do

>> No.27678387
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>>27677332

>> No.27678489

>>27678387
I'd rather talk about Shinki than dom twinkshit brainwashing.

>> No.27678532
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>>27678489

How about creepy surgery while you're not watching

>> No.27679026

Alice lives alone, in the forest and plays with dolls. She's the last person you would want to meet, if you find yourself lost in there.

>> No.27679110

>>27678532
I'd rather strap you down and watch Alice remove your intestines as you pass out from shock induced pain.

>> No.27679267

>>27678532
Do you know what's really creepy?
Alice having 6 fingers.

>> No.27679281

>>27670914
Someone post that video where Alice plays Elona and makes her character eat Marisa's vomit all day.

>> No.27679515

Number fifteen, Alice Margatroid.
The last thing you'd want, is to get lost in a forest, only to find, Alice Margatroid. She lives all alone, and plays with dolls.

>> No.27679563

>>27679267

Nice spot

>> No.27680243

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TAElbJmvO9Y

>> No.27683773

>>27680243
Thanks you.

>> No.27692134

>>27551133
Why is her face all red?
Is she embarrassed that she peed her pants?

>> No.27739988

>>27692134
It's not that.
Marisa is right in front of her (hallucination) without any clothes on.

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>>27680243

>> No.27754133

>>27680243
>>27753795
This is why Alice will remain single for the rest of her life.

>> No.27756083
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>>27680243
>>27753795
Alice is so gross and weird! She plays gross and weird h-games like a gross weirdo!

>> No.27767713

>>27756083
>>27739988
One part of Alice wants to take Marisa home, be real sweet and treat her right; the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick.

>> No.27774033

>>27767713
Alice should be thrown in a mental hospital before she hurts someone.

>> No.27789977
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27789977

Alice is so cute and lovely she makes my nutbladder ache. All the people bullying her are just jealous of her unmatched ladyness. She is the epitome of feminine beauty, and a perfect example of "yamato nadeshiko".

>> No.27816955

>>27789977
She's not even yamato though

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>>27789977
>All the people bullying her are just jealous of her unmatched ladyness

>> No.27892697
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Alice has hit an all-time new low...

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27909285

>>27900719
Looks like an average day with Alice to me. Wake me up when Alice is pegging a Marisa-themed fleshlight.

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Alice is the kind of person to rush straight into marriage because you said one nice thing to her in passing and telling you she wants an unreasonable amount of children and telling you about all the names, and back-up names, she's prepared ahead of time.

>> No.27957706

>>27917010
Friendzoning Alice!

>> No.27957947

>>27917010
I don't mind that one bit. In fact, I find it cute.
I'll give Alice-chan at least four kids!

>> No.27987828

>>27909285
Tell me when she starts shoving penises into Shanghai like that one YASSY doujin.

>> No.28008832

>>27987828
I wish YASSY made an Alice doujin similar to the Eiki one.

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>>27502208

>> No.28013301

>>27957706
You don't want to be friends with Alice.

>> No.28013444
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>>28013301
Your attempts at keeping Alice friendless are in vain. I will become Alice's best friend and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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>>28013444
What if Alice wants to be more than just friends?

>> No.28015968

>>28015905
What do you mean?
Friend as in Friend Friend? Friend Squared? I don't think I want Alice to be my best friend.

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>>28015905
Buddies? Colleagues? I'd be down with helping Alice make some dolls if that's what she wants.

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>>28015905
Shield brothers? Sure. A shield wall is always stronger with a fellow oathsworn.

>> No.28063394

>>28008832
Which Eiki doujin.
I think there's 2 or 3 of them.

>> No.28109999

>>28015905
If she scratches my back, I'll scratch hers.

>> No.28149958

>>27503302
It would be very painful. Without a shread of appeal to it unlike Yuuka or someone other.
You'd have to be unlucky to get killed by Alice.
It'll be a death so sad that Komachi would send you back and tell you to die in a different way.

>> No.28149987

>>28149958
>Shread
Shred

>> No.28150039

>>27506999
What a fucking loser.

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>>28153965
Don't do shrooms Alice! Marisa does them only because she's high all the time and more won't make a difference!

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>>28153965
Alice made the mistake of letting Marisa cook a meal for her.

>> No.28232632

>>28153965
Alice is high off her heels

>> No.28233159
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>>28153965
Alice has been looking for mushrooms to make someone younger, maybe she feels insecure?

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>>28233159
No need to sugarcoat it, anon. Alice is a child molester, plain and simple.

>> No.28233562

>>28233468
I wish I could've molested Alice when she as a child.

>> No.28233780

>>28233468
Why is Alice so mean to small Marisa?

>> No.28233854
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>>28233780
Because she keeps getting in her way

>> No.28247657
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28247657

Alice likes acting like a socially withdrawn indoors type, so perhaps we should send her to be rehabilitated?

>> No.28294948

>>28247657
Her dolls are practically a society of its own... inside Alice's mind of course...

>> No.28300337

Now 'tell you hwat, them poor dolls did nothing to deserve being thrown into this mess! Marisa should take them away for their own well being

>> No.28358730

Everyone on /jp/ is alice.

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>>28358730
Of course, that's why she is the designated bully victim. The only thing /jp/ hates more than outsiders is itself.

>> No.28361213

>>28358730
I like to pretend that I am not as pathetic as Alice.

>> No.28367439

>>28359139
I bully Alice because I hope it'll convince her to stop being such a pathetic loser and better herself!

>> No.28386939

>>27504676
>cannibalism
does she eats other magicians as well?

>> No.28387001

>>27534532
Alice being the murder clown of DiPP is very fitting if you think about it

>> No.28387159

>>27650926
considering that he's very fond of arisu you can argue that's her original face

>> No.28387267

>>28233562
you want to be shinki

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>>28387267
Stop blaming your mom for everything, Alice.

>> No.28389635

>>27504733
She's only looking forward to getting dick. She does take in wayward travellers, but only to have sex with them, what a turbo slut.

>> No.28389864

I'll give Alice a Wonderland she'll never forget.

>> No.28389944 [DELETED] 

Imagine getting killed by a woman lol, might aswell never have been a man then kek

>> No.28483870

>>28387267
I don't think Shinki did that.
It's more like she molested anyone associated with Alice.

>> No.28484503

>>28483870
Shinki molested Shanghai?!!?

>> No.28497044

>>28484503
I don't know the answer to that question.

>> No.28497314

>>28484503
Yes, it was very disturbing to watch. Shanghai never spoke again

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>>28497314
But anon! Hourai exists! Surely she can make up for her sister doll's mute demeanor!

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>> No.28518142

>>28510653
I feel like Alice would make fun of virgins, even though she's one herself.

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>>28518142
Alice doesn't consider herself to be a virgin because she fucked one of her dolls that one time.

>> No.28552838

>>28518319
Someone should take the dolls away from her.
Alice needs professional help.

>> No.28603129

>>28518142
Losing my virginity with Alice! Making fun of virgins and mocking them for not ever scoring first base despite their age!

>> No.28653045

>>27503302
She'd be like the youkai then.
Even though she doesn't really need to eat...

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28656189

God I fucking hate Alice so much FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN CREEP!!!

>> No.28694354

>>28656189
Be nice.
Alice is one of the few you want to have as a friend if things go south in Gensokyo.

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>>28694354
If Alice ever found herself in a situation where someone was seeking refuge in her home, she'd force them to play with her dolls, have tea parties, and maybe partake in Alice's fetishes! Alice's home is the last place you want to end up in!

>> No.28700525

>>28656189
>I fucking hate Alice so much
Alice hates herself too.

>> No.28702415

>>28697833
>Alice's home is the last place you want to end up in!
>last
Funny way of spelling "first" you've got there.

>> No.28758168 [DELETED] 

>>28697833
I said friend, I never said you'd want to live with her.

>> No.28758198

>>28697833
I said friend, I never said you'd want to live with her.
Although, that might not be so bad all things considered. Just avoid her when possible.

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>> No.28858608

>>27754133
Hey, even if she's a creep, I'm sure Anon would be willing to spend time with her, but uh... I'm a little busy. Can someone else fill in?

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Aliiiiiice~

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>>28882669
Why is Shinki scaring her daughter?

>> No.28892751

Alice-chan, can I see under Shanghai's dress?

>> No.28893052
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>>28889655
Because she is a failure as a daughter, as a woman and as a person. She could at the very least convince a man for one night that she's normal, and produce a grandchild for Shinki, but she can't even manage that.

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>>28889655
Amusement, nothing like a little gaslighting

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>>28897325
I want Shinki to gaslight me into thinking that I can't do basic everyday tasks and that I need her to take complete control of my life.

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>>28897325
Shinki likes traumatising her daughters?
Maybe it isn't Alice's fault that she's such a loser. Maybe she's just a victim of Shinki's abuse.

>> No.28927061

>>28926949
Shinki doesn't abuse her daughters. Alice is just an exception. The rest of them are just fine.

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>>28927061
Exactly. Alice was the exception in that not only did her own siblings mock her, but her own mother too!

>> No.28981872

>>28927061
Why would Alice be an exception?

>> No.29003344

>>28656189
Be nice

>> No.29027243

>>28656189
Wait, did she fucking pee herself?

>> No.29027502

>>27505508
Lmao
Water-cooler jokes really are timeless

>> No.29057457

>>29027243
Gross! I bet she's aroused by it too!

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>>28697833
If you accept one tea party with Alice - you'll be going to them the day you die, and long after too.

>> No.29096736

>>29057457
Eww! What kind of freak gets off from wetting themselves? Alice needs to grow up!

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29096963

Alice the type of nigga to walk past an unoccupied, attended register to wait in line at a self-checkout.

>> No.29134863

>>29096963
Even Shanghai doesn't want to attend her Birthday Party.

>> No.29137856

>>29096963
Shut up, there's nothing wrong with doing that.

>> No.29139317
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>>29134863
Can we rescue Shanghai from Alice?

>> No.29158882

>>29139317
Give her sentience and make her independent of Alice and release her from the magical strings that bind her to her creator.

>> No.29188030

>>28009264
What a wonderful smile what-_?

>> No.29188425
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>>29158882
Can't we just bind the creator?

>> No.29201931

>>29188425
Cause Alice can use her magic to call more Shanghais to impale you.
She won't think twice if you try to take one doll from her.
Alice herself is her weakness in close combat, but don't count out the dolls which can do a multitude of things which includes but is not limited to exploding.
One moment you have her bound, then you step out for fresh air and kablooey, you're laying there bloodied up because you opened the door to be met with a bunch of exploding dolls.

>> No.29202141
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Boot or no-boot?

>> No.29210626
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>>29202141
I choose no-nose!

>> No.29250108

>>29202141
I choose Alice tiddy!

>> No.29293016
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If you ever become friends with either, steer clear of the other.

>> No.29293040

>>29293016
Wha-What happens?

>> No.29295201

>>29293040
I don't know yet.

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>> No.29383049
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>> No.29391999

Alice-chan is so kind, cute and cool!
I'm so glad I'm friends with her!

>> No.29422266

>>29391999
Hello Alice

>> No.29422522
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>>29383049
God, Alice. If you didn't want to go to the beach with us you could've just said so. Instead, you decide to ruin the mood for everyone by sitting on a bench hoping someone asks you if you want to go home!

>> No.29424539

>>29383049
>>29422522
Alice is hot! I want to approach and ask her out on a date!

>> No.29424801

>>29424539
How would she even react?

>> No.29424981

I woke up naked in Alice's bed once after going to a festival at the shrine, I don't even remember drinking enough to get tipsy though, what happened?

>> No.29425445
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Never read Alice's diary - her creepy desires are nothing anyone wants to read about!

>> No.29425454

>>29424981
The fairies took your clothes and Alice let you stay over despite better judgement.
Luckily enough you passed out once you hit the pillow.

>> No.29425863

>>29425454
>Alice
>Letting a naked man stay at her place for the night

>> No.29430232

>>29425863
Since when has a /jp/ NEET had the courage to make a move, let alone do it while wasted.

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>>29425863

>> No.29431743

>>27633314
Any person named alice is cursed i would know from experience.

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>>29431743
Alice should change her name to fit in, and make it less Western whilst she's at it!

>> No.29482091

>>29431809
Even if she changes her name, she'll never be able to stop calling her the- ...!

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>>29527955
Not enough tears! Alice must be bullied harder! Harder!!

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>>29528315

>> No.29563529

>>29528315
Stop bullying Alice!

>> No.29563574

>>29563529
Can I love Alice? Can Alice love me?

>> No.29571775
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>>29563529
Bullying is the only language that she understands!

>> No.29607037

>>29571775
I disagree! Alice is perfectly capable of understanding human language! Contrary to common belief!

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One day Alice will snap and take all of Gensokyo with her.

>> No.29636733

>>29636604
Alice can't even order a yakitori without turning into a stuttering mess. She can only destroy Gensokyo in her fantasies.

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>> No.29659131

I want to lovingly hug Alice and reassure her that she's not a loser.

>> No.29660177
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>>29659131
She'll think it's a prank and tell you to go away!!!

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>>29660177
This is the truth
t. used to think I was so unlovable that everyone who hit on me was doing it as some sort of sick joke

>> No.29670515

>>29660177
That won't be enough for me to give up on Alice!
She's a great person and I want to help her realize that!

>>29668363
You'll be getting a hug too, anon!

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>>29670515
No matter how hard you try, she'll just find a different way to rationalize your kindness.
Not a prank? You're clearly trying to take advantage of her in some way. Maybe you want something from her, and she's not going to tolerate that!

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>>29670864
>Maybe you want something from her
That's correct. I want to see her smile.
Even if she doesn't believe me at first, I'll stay by her side until she realizes that I want nothing more than to make her happy.

>> No.29684146

>>29670864
I want to leave baskets of baked goods, alcohol, tea, and other gifts at Alice's door!

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>>29675701
Imagine seeing Alice every now and then on the Hakurei Shrine party, silently looking down on the floor in a creepy fashion while everyone else ignores her. You go up to her and try to be nice, but she just mumbles some random shit you can't understand. After a while, she finally feels comfortable with you and grows attached with you because you are her only trusted friend.

Suddenly, after pretending to be her friend for a very long time, you betray her trust and do something which would make her embarrassed in front of everybody. Alice just frowns and mumbles 'Please no, Please no..' and then she does that whole sullen look that she does to gain pity. You mock and mimic her mannerisms, and her speech impediment, mimicking the stutters in the most obnoxious way possible. Not surprisingly, she breaks down crying while snot comes out of her nose, you then laugh at her along with everyone witnessing this not even high-functioning mess of an autistic magician. You then pull her hair, she flails about and you laugh harder, mocking the random and over-the-top comical stutters and catchphrases whenever she's talking.
She lost her only friend.
You then constantly imply that it's her fault, that she is worthless because of it. You did it because she shares too much about things that you do not care about, for wasting your time to work so hard for someone as worthless as her. She desperately asks you what to do to become her friend again.
You start to take her clothes off and drag her to her knees while you unzip your trousers and get your dick out.
You don't need to tell her what to do, she already knows what she needs to do to keep her only friend...

>> No.29690165

I want to get to know Alice so that she can realize that there's someone out there worth even less than her; me

>> No.29690258

>>29690165
Anon.
It's impossible to have negative value.

>> No.29690284

>>29690258
You underestimate my worthlessness

>> No.29691578

>>29690258
Alice is at least a highly talented magician and craftsman.

>> No.29693868

I want to drunkenly make out with Alice

>> No.29694158

>>29691578
I know that. I respect her despite the shitposts.

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>>29383049
Alice has a cute belly
I want it to grow my children

>> No.29694628

>>29694405
It's something I'd consider but then her mom would have her way with me and I'd get addicted to shinki.
Such is life.

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I want to wake up at 2pm dressed in Kasen's clothes on the porch of the hakurei shrine surrounded by lit candles and seals with no memory of the previous three days with Alice dressed in Futo's clothes in my arms

>> No.29697787

>>29686296
Ahh~ telling Alice she has to piss herself in public for me to still be her friend!

>> No.29699592

I want to ask Alice if I can smell her hair!

>> No.29699758

I wanna hug Alice even though she's extremely busy!

>> No.29704581

>>29699758
Busy with what?

>> No.29705051

>>29704581
Furiously masturbating and then crying herself to sleep, convinced that no one will ever love her.

>> No.29721811

>>29705051
Helping Alice! Leaving her on the very edge! Alice regaining her sense of reason as she has to make a decision to either push you down and force you to continue or attempt to finish it herself even though she isn't completely immersed anymore!
The awkward glances and conversations as the events well engraved into her memory!

>> No.29729528

I want to visit Alice on her birthday after finding out she'll all alone on it, and I want to bring some alcohol as a gift so that we can drink together

>> No.29784228 [SPOILER] 
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KAN-
CHO!

>> No.29785436
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Alice-chan, and the other unpopular girls, won't take no for an answer...

>> No.29785989

>>29784228
What the fuck is wrong with Alice

>> No.29794725

>>29785436
Pache told me to leave me alone though.
Why is she fighting for attention?

>> No.29797128

how sad is it that men would rather lust over the doll you made instead of you?

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>> No.29844866

>>29794725
Idiot, don't you know that means she wanted you to stay?

>> No.29854568

>>29844866
How was I supposed to know? If I anger Patche, she might show me magic first hand! Or better yet, she'll have Sakuya do something! I never said another word to her after that!

>> No.29878838

>>29785436
What is Nitori doing?

>> No.29925776 [DELETED] 
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"Alice being cure is the only positive trait she has."
Give her a chance.

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"Alice being cute is the only positive trait she has."
Give her a chance.

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>>29926009
The problem is that Alice doesn't embrace her cuteness. She tries to act sexy and ends up looking ridiculous in the process. If Alice doesn't even love her true self, then she doesn't deserve the love of another.

>> No.29959351

>>29926009
Dating Alice out of pity!

>> No.29972627
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A dork walked up to the lemonade stand and she said to the girl running the stand. "Hey, got any friends?"

>> No.29978333

>>29972627
Well, what did she say?
Who runs the Lemonade Stand?

>> No.30033778

>>27514235
>innocent 3 fairies of light.
>innocent

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>>29978333
>Who runs the Lemonade Stand?
Who do you think?

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>>29978333
The girl snuffled "No we just sell *lemonade*. It's warm and acidic and it's all home-made. Can I get you a glass?"
The dork said "I'll pass".

>> No.30079577

>>30067360
Ah, well, I'll take up the offer.
The lemonade must be great if she went through the effort of making it. The dork is just being stubborn.

>> No.30079785

>>29978333
>Who runs the Lemonade Stand?
Hard to say. One of the girls is a dork, but Anon posted a picture of Youmu and Alice, so we can't use process of elimination.

>> No.30126824

>>30079785
That was my fear.
Well, only one of them I am aware of can cook. So it must be Youmu... but Alice does performances in the Human Village, so there's no way she doesn't do them without refreshments of some kind. It must be Alice's stand just going by that logic.

>> No.30131484

dollmaker paizuri

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>>30126824
Don't drink that girl's lemonades! She puts roofies on them so that she can finally bring home a friend

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I'm bored of the dork, I want to spend time with the more interesting dolls

>> No.30191852

>>30144256
roofies?
Alice truly has gone insane. If she asked nicely, I'd be glad to accompany her on the way home to ensure her safety. I never said I'd stay however!

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