/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Say, /jp/, do you happen to have a soundtrack for your fapping sessions?

I'll queue up some j-pop once in a while, but usually, I stick with the classics. The Waltz of the Flowers is especially well-suited for this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you time your climax to the crescendo?

[Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

I tried using Ride of the Valkyries once, but to be honest it spoiled the mood entirely.

Actually, I like to fap in complete silence. It's probably because I used to fap in silence so that I'd hear if someone was coming (using a family computer for porn sucked) and I just got accustomed to it.

[Anonymous No.]

First, I do a cross-check between visual stimulation, byte size, appearance in greyscale and negative, and of course, the 4chan timestamp.

At which time, if these criteria prove to be sufficiently arousing, I save the picture. At 11:30 PM GMT each day, I load the most appropriate image within my folder, and prepare to fap.

However, the way I fap is not the same as the way most people fap. I habitually have a boner at this point in time already. At this point, if the temperature is not already a smooth 72 degrees Fahrenheit, I adjust the thermostat accordingly. I then replace my regular computer chair with my leather fap-chair. Sitting in this chair, naked as the say I burst forth into this world screaming from the forehead of Zeus, I prepare for action. By the time I am comfortable and set, it is 11:40 pm GMT.

Then, I proceed to stare at the appropriate image for five minutes, tensing my crotchular muscles. This moves my boner to the "raging" status. At this point, I proceed to don a single white glove and begin to stroke. This, I perform for the next fourteen minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

At precisely 11:59 PM GMT, I press "play" on my sound system, a CD containing a masterful rendition of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" prepares to play at ear-shattering volumes. I strip the glove quickly before the CD begins, throwing it hastily out of sight. Should I fail to throw it far enough, I must stop the CD player before the pre-arranged five second silence is finished. That day, there will be no pleasure.

Should the glove be out of sight and out of mind, all is well. I sit back, and let the vibrations of sound finish the job. I stare at the only image that has yet fulfilled my criteria for arousal, and a glorious geyser of semen erupts from my penis, splattering every which way in the room. I sit in a half-conscious daze of joy for nearly half an hour before I prepare for the hour-long task of cleansing my computer room once again.

Even as I finish up, I hear the fading whispers in my delusional mind from the image which I stare at so deeply.

Now if you'll pardon me, I shall take my leave and indulge myself in delicious pudding confectionaries before it is time for self-pleasure.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

http://vgmdb.net/album/4844

Song of Doraemon [Doraemon]
Goonies are Good Enough [Goonies]
GHOSTBUSTERS [Ghost Busters]
ROBOCOP 2 Overture [Robocop 2]

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

joke answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>2750120
>Song of Doraemon [Doraemon]
Jesus H. Christ, you're sick, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2750120

Hey ZUN, mind uploading that album?

[Comrade General No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V6h8fgrpS0&fmt=18 gets me in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

It all depends on what I'm listening to and if the girl sounds cute. It doesn't happen often though. Last time was when I downloaded some stuff from C74 and the girls all sounded so cute, I couldn't help but masturbate to their voices.

[Anonymous No.]

BURZUM

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Nzwe8hXic
feels good man

(in mp3 so it doesn't have the annoying crackling like in the link)

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard for me to concentrate on fapping if there's music playing. I have a horrible attention span.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to let my imagination run wild when I fap, music distracts me too much.

[Anonymous No.]

OP, are you implying that you defile the angelic Vanilla-san by masturbating to her image?