/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Japan / General I can clearly see,
what it truly means to be free.

Rhyming couplets and NEET life,
remove from living a sense of strife.

For example I feel complete,
this skirt I'm touching is a-pleat.

In general terms one could say,
I'm glad I no longer visit /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

Poetry I love it lots,
disregard that I suck cocks.

[Alice Margatroid!Dollfagers (out) No.]

My girlfriend, one assumed she'd understood,
yet she laid a brick on my care hood.

[Alice Margatroid!Dollfagers (out) No.]

It seems /jp/ is not refined,
the meaning of their lives, without define.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread puts a smile on my face
All heil the Japanese race.

[Anonymous No.]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.]

Pig disgusting Japanese pigs
your existence make me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>2747926

This anon here, as you can see
Clearly understands not the glee
Of rhyming with sweet poetry

[Anonymous No.]

Your poetry ain't real that great
now do yourselves a favor and find a mate

[Alice Margatroid!Dollfagers (out) No.]

>>2747930

That was not a couplet, sir,
Perhaps you'd rather use the door.

[Anonymous No.]

To speak a word or two in rhyme
Gives more pleasure than I dare define
The experience itself is simply divine.

[Anonymous No.]

You stupid fools all suck at rhyming,
Perhaps you'd better off resigning.

[Alice Margatroid!Dollfagers (out) No.]

>>2747934

As with you, my anonymous friend,
couplets bring us to the end.

[Alice Margatroid!Dollfagers (out) No.]

>>2747937

I'm stretching the limits of poetry,
not resounding myself to symmetry.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning my dear /jp/
Won't you join me for some tea?

[Anonymous No.]

A KS thread I shall make,
Troll cookies you shall bake
"This is not /jp/, for God's sake"
Rage again as I bump it when you wake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2747943

Tea sounds nice, I would accept
If only I hadn't overslept.

[Anonymous No.]

I find /jp/ to be the best board
You always cheer me, when I am bored
One day I shall right my name 'pon a bored
And my trap bandwagon you shall board.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate to break it to you guys
But you should all sort out your lives.

[Anonymous No.]

2 of these poems are mine,
Which ones can you find?

Attention whore samefag I am
But fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

I must admit, this thread is nice
In fact I did read through it twice

[Anonymous No.]

Is that all, end of the thread?
You kids should really be in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2747956
La burrda hurrda
Dada murra durda

[Anonymous No.]

Moon base Alpha- Gotta go
Birds and Insects, I'm a crow
In the sewers paddles row
Change of heart- Still a hoe.