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2744308 No.2744308 [Reply] [Original]

i've just finished high school without even holding a girls hand

wut up /jp/

>> No.2744323

I have you beat. 24 years man!

>> No.2744334
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2744334

>high school
>forum avatar

>> No.2744339

It's time to find a guy and hold his hand instead.

>> No.2744340

Back when I was 15, a female friend was cheering me up after another rejection.
"It's ok," she said. "It's not like you're a virgin at 17."

I'm 23 now.

>> No.2744346

Finally, a ronery thread that makes me feel better about myself.

>> No.2744343

>>2744334
irony is i've been going here for 5 years and you're a tripfag
condolences

>> No.2744353

>>2744346


Oh I'm not ronery.. I have my touhous and Lefty!

>> No.2744361

What the fuck is wrong with all you people? I only lurk this board since I've heard it's got a rep. as the most loser-infested board on 4chan (which is saying ALOT)

Just fucking get out there and get laid. Maybe if you stopped spending so much time obsessed with being a faggoty weeaboo you would not be such a loser.

>> No.2744378

>>2744343
This was the funniest post i've read in so long. Propstoyoubro.

>> No.2744382

>>2744308
You forgot to meet the girl at the tree of promise on graduation day, didn't you?

Just reload an earlier save and try again.

>> No.2744384

>>2744361
Most of us aren't interested in "getting laid".

>> No.2744386

Go around offering $400 to girls on social networking sites in exchange for 4 hours of cuddling or something.

>> No.2744387

>>2744361
>durp

>> No.2744393

>>2744361
I am inspired. Thank you friend, I will now abandon my previous life and get out there. I'm sure I'll get laid in no time with all my new found confidence.

>> No.2744397

>>2744386
Actually, if you offer free cuddling and hugs you will get some decent responses. You would be surprised how many girls just want that and nothing else.

>> No.2744410

>>2744397
Cuddling with someone you don't even know would be incredibly unfulfilling.

>> No.2744412

>>2744393

Good to know I could have that effect.

Srs tho, shower, work out, get a good haircut, and shave your neckbeard

TAAADDAAAA you're no longer hideous

>>2744384

>Does not compute.

>> No.2744418

>>2744384
This.

>> No.2744429

>>2744412
We only care for 2D waifus here. Leave.

>> No.2744430

I am kinda tired of girls. Too damn many of them want me.. I want one that hates me! That would be hot!

>> No.2744433
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>>2744361
I already have an OTP, thanks

>> No.2744440

>>2744410
Actually, its not that bad.

>> No.2744442

>>2744412
Unable to comprehend feelings of love for a non-living thing? It's alright, most normalfags can't.

>> No.2744446

Welcome to the club OP.

>> No.2744462

>>2744412
I for one am more interested in having a warm, flesh thing to hug at night than getting laid.

>> No.2744468

>>2744430
Opposite day was yesterday, bro.

>> No.2744474

>>2744462
>>2744442
>>2744433
>>2744429

Wow. Well you've scared me off of this board forever.
Enjoy your fictional 2 dimensional anime characters.

>> No.2744478
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>>2744462
>flesh thing

A lot of /jp/ users share this feeling after playing SnU. It's completely normal.

>> No.2744477

>>2744474
Get off.

>> No.2744485

>>2744474
another point for /jp/

>> No.2744493

>>2744478
Yeah, I wasn't even going to require it be human. A shoggoth is fine too.

Pig's aren't too bad, either, and make great pillows.

>> No.2744498

>>2744493
Pigs are bad, you don't want one.

>> No.2744499

>>2744493
stop watching pirates of the caribbean

>> No.2744501

>>2744340
>"It's not like you're a virgin at 17."
Fuck, do normal people have sex by the age of 17?
Now I feel like shit.

>> No.2744504

>>2744462
get a pig.

They're wonderful pets

>> No.2744517

>>2744501
Erm, most normal people are starting to have sex at a bout 12. By 14 you'll probably be lucky to find even 50% of them virgins, and virgins over 16 that aren't horribly mutilated are rare as gold dust.

>> No.2744515

>>2744504
pig disgusting

>> No.2744514

>>2744501
I lost my virginity at the age of 17.

>> No.2744518

>>2744504
Len jokes aside, /jp/ always struck me as a cat man.

>> No.2744522

>>2744498
We have had several pigs here, but the wild life eats them before they get to be too old usually. Older pigs are no fun though. Young ones are nice to have around.

>>2744504
I'm that poster, we have (or rather had) pigs here. Usually only a few. One of the other people who lives here kept them as pets. I used them as pillows, and occasionally as a teddy bear.

>> No.2744521

>>2744501
I think your average woman lost her virginity at 15-16

>> No.2744528

>>2744517
>normal people
>sex at about 12
Maybe if you live in a trailer park.

>> No.2744532

>>2744501
I-I'm just saving it for marriage ;_;

>> No.2744536

>>2744528
Or French, but then again they also have relatively high incest going on there so you never know.

>> No.2744538

>>2744522
enjoy your swine flu

>> No.2744540
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2744540

When I was 17 I was fat, didn't know how to act around people, and I probably smelled bad. I was also lonely and wishing for a girlfriend. Now I've lost enough weight, have good mannerisms, I know how to act around people, and I have great hygiene. I even have a wife! Pic related. Isn't she beautiful?

>> No.2744542

>>2744528
I wish I lived in a trailer park, then

>> No.2744544

>>2744532
I'll always be by your side, Anon-kun!

>> No.2744548

>>2744528
If you think this shit only happens among white trash and niggers you're wrong.

>> No.2744550
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2744550

My perfect wife

>> No.2744561

>>2744550
TRANSLATION WHEN?!

>> No.2744571

>>2744517


>and virgins over 16 that aren't horribly mutilated are rare as gold dust.


Wow.. I must be valuable then.

>> No.2744575

I sort of want some pigs now. What have you done to me /jp/?

>> No.2744582

>>2744571

Your heart and soul are horribly mutilated at least, Anonymous

>> No.2744578

>>2744548
Wasn't there a town in Europe where the polls were showing that girls were having sex/being raped in the 90% mark?

>> No.2744579

>>2744575
pig-disgusting.

>> No.2744589

>>2744575
You know you want one. It will be just like Kyou's pet. All cute and shit.

>> No.2744590

>>2744582


Naaaa. I have a heart of gold!

>> No.2744595

>>2744590
Mutilated gold?

>> No.2744598

Who the fuck would ever want to come in contact with 3D pig disgusting whores? I'll stick to daydreaming about my waifu anyday, thanks.

>> No.2744600

I graduated uni without even holding a girls hand.

>> No.2744604

>>2744595


Nope. just gold! for I love money to no end!

>> No.2744612

If I get a pig and find it cute, "pig disgusting" won't mean something negative for me, and thus "3D pig disgusting" will completely lose its meaning. I don't want to lose everything I believe on, so maybe I shouldn't get a pig.

>> No.2744616 [DELETED] 

>>2744612
>>2744589

>> No.2744621

>>2744612
Get a chicken.

>> No.2744627

>>2744612
It's okay, pigs are thoroughly uncute.

>> No.2744632

>>2744361
Real life doesn't work that way. I am not hideous, I do not smell, I am 5'8 and 160 pounds, I have a job where I have to interact with REAL PEOPLE every day, I go to school, I have a car, I have my own apartment and I still do not have a girlfriend.
gb2/r9k/ with all of your "GETTING LAID/GETTING A GIRLFRIEND IS SO EASY, DON'T STINK, LOSE WEIGHT, AND GO OUTSIDE"

>> No.2744643

I once got hugged (for real not just so so) by a drunk good looking girl with short hair before departing a birthday party from some fag. Seemed like she didn't had sexual intercourse for a while, but how should someone like me exploit a once in a lifetime chance like this anyway? Real life is no eroge or rpg.

>> No.2744645

>>2744621
Chickens are terrible foul beasts and their dropping make toxic gas (and can give you legionaries disease).

>> No.2744655

>>2744621
Now that might be a good idea! I've been finding chickens a lot more cute ever since I watched Sketchbook.

>> No.2744671

>>2744632
Don't worry the normalfag troll is long gone now. Looks like he really did leave. I'm sure he's going to tons of parties and "getting laid" now.

>> No.2744693

I got a quick blowjob in kindergarten, when I was 5 years old. That's it.

>> No.2744840

I have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend.
She likes VK, he likes anime.

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