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It’s early morning, you are disturbed from your slumber by a chill and a strange sense of entrapment. You try to roll over to get into a more comfortable position only to find yourself unable to move.

You open your eyes and see the form of a beautiful sleeping lamia, her arms in an embrace around you and her face buried in your chest. Her lower snake half snugly coiled around the two bodies. You guess from her shivering body that she’s trying to warm herself up using you.

What do you do?

[ ] go back to sleep
[ ] fap with your mind
[ ] politely wake her up and tell her to get off
[ ] PURGE THE MUTANT

>> No.2741352

Being that I sleep right next to my computer, I attempt to free an arm so that I can post about it on /jp/

>> No.2741358

[x]what the hell is this creature doing in Alaska?

>> No.2741359

>>2741346
Why does she look like a shrine maiden?

>> No.2741386

>>2741358
Maybe she's part Tundra Snake?

>> No.2741390
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>>2741358
Seriously bro what the fuck

>> No.2741432

[X] Jump into the lake.

>> No.2741448

[x] Collect tissue samples for analysis.

>> No.2741456

meh I've slept with worse.

[x]go back to sleep.

>> No.2741463

[x] Put my arms around her and listen to her breath.

>> No.2741472

Paranoia anon here: surrounded by cement walls and a locked and bolted steel door..

Nothing is getting in my bed unless its decontaminated while I watch dammit.

Stop trying to give me a heart attack OP.

>> No.2741481

>Her lower snake half snugly coiled around the two bodies.

I have a problem with your grammar and I want you to know that. You need to keep track of your perspective.

>> No.2741491

>>2741472
This is actually Takumi from Chaos;Head.

>> No.2741494

>>2741491
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.2741497

>>2741481
Maybe he wasn't talking about your body OR her body.

>> No.2741500

>>2741497
Bitch better get her scaly ass off my cat.

>> No.2741505

>>2741500
"Oh, a cat. I can put that cat in my cloaca."

>> No.2741508

>>2741481

Obviously her tail is long enough that it can bend back and coil around both you and herself, pressing your bodies close, her flesh and yours clasped together.

>> No.2741515

>>2741508
I think he was objecting to "the two bodies", when it is a second person narrative and one of the two bodies is yours. Obviously the INTENT was that the snake girl is hugging you close to herself with her strong muscular tail, but grammatically it is sub-standard English.

>> No.2741517
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>>2741456
You wake up some time later, alone. You scratch your head trying to remember what happened before noticing a tantalizing smell coming from the kitchen. You quickly put on some clothes and rush into the kitchen.

As you burst into the kitchen, you trip on her tail and face plant on the floor. She helps you up and into a chair, apologizing profusely. You come back to your senses and notice that the eggs she was cooking is starting to become burnt.

Ignoring breakfast, you question her.

She explains that in the last reincarnation, you were a scholar who saved her life once from snake hunters. Having acquired a half-human form, she has waited 300 years for you to reincarnate. Now, she wants to be your waifu for this life as thanks.

What do you do?

[ ] accept the offer, start thinking about how missionary position would work with her
[ ] eat breakfast, thinking over the offer in your head
[ ] go back to sleep
[ ] PURGE THE MUTANT

>> No.2741539

>>2741517
[X] HOLY FUCKING SHIT A TALKING SNAKE

>> No.2741541

[x] ask for source, i love this artist

>> No.2741546

>>2741539
Man that's like seeing a mermaid and saying "HOLY SHIT A TALKING FISH!"

Mermaids aren't fish they are scaly mammals like pangolins.

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>>2741517

>You come back to your senses and notice that the eggs she was cooking is starting to become burnt.

>the eggs...is starting to become burnt

>is

HMMM.

>> No.2741552

>>2741517
How apt I was a scholar. I capture it and experiment. The nature of it's existence could bring me closer to enlightenment.

If it proves to be uninteresting, kill it.

>> No.2741596

>>2741552

OP should write a followup to this and introduce a delicious twist to the story, where the lamia's guest takes her to a lab and performs all sorts of experiments upon her...including opening her up to see how her insides work while she's still quite alive.

Perhaps she develops Stockholm Syndrome and after her captor sews her back up, they have sex.

Or the anon might lose interest in her and chop her up, then use her bits for soup stock.

>> No.2741615

>>2741546

A fictional animal is canonically mammal.

Okay.

>> No.2741626

>>2741615
Anything with tits = mammals

This is by definition

>> No.2741632

>>2741626
the jellyfish is kinda like a big transparent tit

>> No.2741637

>>2741632
No it's not, it doesn't produce milk

>> No.2741641

>>2741626

For all you know, they're vestigial.

>> No.2741656

>>2741358
>[x]what the hell is this creature doing in Alaska?

That's why she's so cold, dumb ass!

>> No.2741681

>>2741626

Mermaid breasts are actually large sacs that contain million of mermaid eggs. When mating, the mermaid breasts unfold, spilling the eggs out. The males then release their sperm into the water, and the sperm swim down to the eggs and fertilize them of their own accord. Then the female eats the male. This is how merfolk reproduce.

>> No.2741710

>>2741681
That isn't scary enough to be creepy or erotic enough to be hot.

>> No.2741720

>>2741681
If it doesn't produce milk (at least amoung the females), it doesn't really count as tits

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>> No.2741731

[x]How the fuck is she cold? This is goddamn Florida

>> No.2741747

>>2741731
Cold blooded, low ambient temperature in the morning?

>> No.2741810

What do these runes say?

>> No.2741837

>>2741517
This picture is making me so hot

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>>2741837

>> No.2741851

>>2741726
Thanks. Should be enough to fap with

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