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Kaguya is the pinnacle of a NEET. She is NEET incarnate. She is a shutin, she is a NEET. Eirin, Kaguya NEET. NEET-guya. I want to NEET it up with Kaguya. NEET. All I wanted to do was come over and play videogames all day, sleep, jack off, sleep, avoid fighting Mokou after winning 10 rounds in succession, and go home at the end of the day, but every fucking time I visit Kaguya, it's either some new videogame like I slept through the whole four seasons or she examines me head to toe like some damned scientist. You'd think being touched is normal, but it isn't. Of all people, she's the last person I would want to meet, simply because I wouldn't leave.

>> No.27387491
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Kaguya's sweet NEET feet

>> No.27387634

Awake is a fuck

>> No.27389669

PROTECT MY BALLS!

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>>27387491
*sniff sniff*

*boing!*

>> No.27394074

>>27387491
i want to give her a shoulder massage so badly

>> No.27395140

Cumming hard BALLS DEEP inside of her!

>> No.27395561

>>27387491
Ahhhh h-hima-sama!!

>> No.27399663

You BITCH give Eirin-sensei a break!

>> No.27409227

>>27399663
She does it of her own will! Shut up!

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>> No.27450462

I don't care about her creepy face. It's still cute and I still want to fuck her.

>> No.27450606

More ;ike the pinnacle of smelly NEETdom.

>> No.27450633
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I don't know if I'd prefer the lazy NEET Kaguya or the terrifying ballbuster Kaguya. What I do know is that I'd carry her half my entire paycheck for dead fish or urethral sounding every single month!

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Being a NEET with Kaguya~
Posting on /jp/ together~
Using our chamberpots together~

>> No.27451299

Poor Eirin has to clean out her pissbottles and >>27450960

>> No.27451399

>>27450633
Maybe she's a lazy ballbusting NEET

>> No.27451440

She is the master of the house and a local ruler. Not a NEET by definition

>> No.27451502

>>27451399
But ballbusting is work. She'd have to do something silly like let me insert her pinky finger into my urethra and hump her hand...

>> No.27478775

>>27451440
And how much of it does she manage herself?

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>> No.27567929

>>27451502
Breathing is also work. I guess nobody is a NEET then.

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Everybody dance!

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