/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You move into a new house. You are fresh out of college and just took a job offer in a different city. You live by yourself and you feel ronery just going to the office and back home day after day. One day a loli and her mother knock on your door. The loli has thrown her ball into your backyard and wants it back. You let the loli go to the backyard to retrieve the ball and you start talking with her mom. You find out she's single and that her husband cheated on her. She finds out you're here all alone and she suggests that you come over to their house for dinner.

Do you

[ ] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli

[ ] Say fuck it, you have better shit to do like playing VNs or browsing /jp/

[ ] Go over and try and seduce the mom. You figure since she is single she must be lonely.

[ ] Go over and seduce the loli

[ ] Go over and befriend the loli and try and become her big brother

[ ] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not interested in either MILFs or lolis. I'd probably go over for dinner to be polite, maybe make friends with them.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Hide the thread

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli

[Anonymous No.]

[X ] Say fuck it, you have better shit to do like playing VNs or browsing /jp/
It's better to do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

This is scary. I just took a job in San Francisco and got an apartment. I hope a situation like this brews up. I'll probably befriend the mom and loli. I'm too much of a wuss to go seduce...plus I dunno how.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737902
So, what game is this picture from? A horrible rape eroge?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Lock the door before the loli comes back, rape her before the police comes/the neighbour breaks the door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737917
>apartment
>backyard
>I hope a situation like this brews up.
I've got some bad news.

[Anonymous No.]

You find out she's single and that her husband cheated on her. She finds out you're here all alone and she suggests that you come over to their house for dinner.

Yes, because in real life that will be a smooth transition in conversational topics.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Jump into the lake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737941

How would you know that? You've never had a real conversation with anyone in real life.

[Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>2737938
The ball could land on the balcony.
It's a stretch, but no reason to lose heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737951
I consider our conversations to be real enough.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Go over and try and seduce the mom. You figure since she is single she must be lonely.

I would do my best, at least.

[Anonymous of Bangkok !SLUT6eLWCk No.]

[x] Wake up

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Laugh maniacally as the loli gets eaten by my shark, then eat the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737960
I would make her eat my shark, if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737965
Would you eat my shark?

[Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

☑ Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli

I wrote a wall of text trying to justify my answer but 4chan ate it. I guess in the end what I wanted to say was that there's no harm in making a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Go over and try and seduce the mom. You figure since she is single she must be lonely.
[X] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

These two.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

[Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 No.]

[x] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

[Anonymous No.]

[ X] Cross dress and go over and try and become the loli's onee-sama.

This one. Then I could teach the loli how to cook. And the mom would come in while we were having a cooking session and the loli would excitedly say "look mommy onee-chan is teaching me how to make fillet minon" and the mom would giggle and say "oh anonymous-chan, thanks for always taking care of little loli-chan. you'll make a wonderful wife someday..."
Then I'll blush and say "n-no way..." in my head, but secretly ponder the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737953
>[x] Wake up
This

[Anonymous No.]

[x] I put on my robe and power armor

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Be a decent human being and join them for dinner, thanking them for welcoming you into the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli
Something to break the monotony.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Go over and try and seduce the mom. You figure since she is single she must be lonely.

I'd try, but I'm fairly certain it'd end up

[x] Say fuck it, you have better shit to do like playing VNs or browsing /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>You move into a new house. You are fresh out of college and just took a job offer in a different city. You live by yourself and you feel ronery just going to the office and back home day after day. One day a loli and her mother knock on your door. The loli has thrown her ball into your backyard and wants it back. You panic, barely grasping what they want from you. You retrieve the ball and hand it over to the loli, while staring downwards and mumbling 'H-here y-you go'. The mother is visibly creeped and hastily thanks you before running off, lest you deecide to rape them or somesuch.

[ ] Post on /jp/ about it

[ ] So ronery ;_;

[ ] Genuflect

[Suika !IbukiozMj2 No.]

>>2738016
followed by
[x] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli
possibly then followed by
[x] Go over and try and seduce the mom. You figure since she is single she must be lonely.

and possibly become the loli's new father

[Anonymous No.]

[x] I take off my glasses. I know I can kill.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Force sexual intercourse or other sexual activity upon my female servant, without her consent.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Bribe the mother to raise her disposition towards me.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Pay $350 to hug the mother for four hours and to occasionally say "I love you" while looking into my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

[x]Threesome

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Pet the loli and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

[Anonymous No.]

Source for OP's pic?

[Anonymous No.]

[ x] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli
Fuck yes free food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2738075
seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why, but I think op pic come from some horrible raep game

[Anonymous No.]

>>2738117
>Fuck yes free food.
And here I thought I was the only one thinking this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2738125
>some horrible raep game
All rape games are horrible. Because rape is horrible. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

not OP, but according to http://e-shuushuu.net/image/78337/ the game is "girigiri love"

I think it's this : http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=16450
but I don't see the mother on that list...

[Anonymous No.]

>>2738139

Well that, like, your opinion, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>2738147
thanks anyway dear Anon

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Go over and try to befriend the single mom and her loli
[X] Go over and befriend the loli and try and become her big brother
[X] Pet the loli and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
[X] Go over and seduce the loli
[X] Marry loli
[X] Good end

Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

Also, where did the whole "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH" thing start?

[GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 No.]

>>2738125

Is the picture:
a) Drawn in typical anime style?
b) Feature an innocent, vaguely aged woman?

If you answered "yes" to both of these questions, then that character is probably raped at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Try to get some more sleep.
[ ] Go get breakfast.
[ ] Rape the maids.