The new door guard

[Sakuya Izayoi No.]

I had my doubts when I let that idiot shinigami start working as the SDM's door guard--and she's confirmed every one of them.

Lazy and incompetent beyond what I thought possible, she spends a third of the day napping and another third reading something called a "phone book." I've tried punishment after punishment; I even bought some human-made coercion devices, but they haven't helped at all. While a good stabbing or a few days without food was usually enough to put China back in line, I don't know what I'm going to do about this one...

On top of that, she's not even interesting. The only thing she says to me is "Kyaaan!", except when I give her food (which I haven't done in a few days, by the way.) Even when I stab her, instead of pleading for mercy, she just cries her usual "Kyaan!" and falls over. For an immortal, she's not very tough.

I miss having China around to talk to. Maybe I should start going out more often?

[Anonymous No.]

You're either not stabbing hard enough or in the right place.

[Anonymous No.]

so much violence all the time, that's now how a maid should behave

[Anonymous No.]

She's just playing dead and sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

You should stop stabbing people

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737983

Now why should op do that?

[Anonymous No.]

Roleplaying belongs on gaia.

[Anonymous ‮^_^ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

>>2738015
Reaction faces belong on /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2737384

I miss China too.