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>> No.27355997
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>>27355917

>> No.27356054

>>27355365
I really like the idea of some monster girls feeling shame or regret over the things they, either personally or their species, did to humans in the era of the former DL.
I also really like the idea of some accident happening and reversing the effects of the new DL temporarily, returning monster girls back temporarily. Imagine the sorrow they would feel having killed their hubby in a bout of instinctual rage. What sort of expression would they wear as the realization of what they have done dawns on them?

>> No.27356108

I want an undead bicorn satyr best friend

>> No.27356139

>>27355997
Funny I was actually giving a speech to my constituents and without even thinking I used the word Siamese. I didn't even connect it's not called that anymore.

>> No.27356141

I wonder what monsters would think of the song "I Want To Hold Your Hand." Would they think it's indecent, or would they get really hot and bothered?

>> No.27356174

How do you hold hands with a slime she keeps turning into a puddle of lewdness

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>>27356174
If the slime is a Shoggoth and you are her husbando, melt in a puddle with her.

>> No.27356217

>>27356054
Fairyfuckers win again!

>> No.27356232 [SPOILER] 
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>>27355997
Even the most lascivious fox is powerless against the secret technique.

>> No.27356265

>>27356174
Just hold her core. It's probably the same thing, and I don't see any problems that could arise from doing so.

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>> No.27356300
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Humans are prey.

>> No.27356327

>>27356232
How would a fox react if you whipped out your big ol' brush?

>> No.27356390

>>27356174
They don't exist so that situation wouldn't ever happen.

>> No.27356396

>>27356268
That bikini is looking a little loose. She should try drinking a glass or two of holst milk every day to fill it out.

>> No.27356444

>>27356288
Even among the fiery icy blizzard as the cool wind blows itself throughout the vast artic wasteland, a yeti will always be seen with her arms ready to hug.

>> No.27356482

>>27356215
I've never figured out what she is holding. What is it?

>> No.27356510
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>>27356300
Whatever you say Druella.

>> No.27356541

Are their diaper monster girls?

>> No.27356559

>>27356482
sweet potato

>> No.27356641

how do undead handle the winter?

>> No.27356719

>>27356300
What's she going to do when he turns around and starts chasing her for a change?

>> No.27356778

reminder to laminate your love letters to fish so it doesn't get ruined in the mail

>> No.27356786
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>>27355917
A challenger appears!

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>>27356327
>Size isn't everything, you know. I'll save the praises until after you prove yourself.
>Now, are you just gonna stand there? You've got a lot of area to cover.

>> No.27356839
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>>27356288
Yeti!

>> No.27356959

>>27356719
unstoppable force vs. definitely stoppable force

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>>27355917
Do you think monsters that are trying to scare their lover by pretending to be malevolent creatures of the previous age have threatened to punish the man they are raping if he gives her a creampie? Of course, the punishment is that she'll milk the rest of his semen into her pussy.

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>>27355917
I'm looking for muscular snake-girls. Any monster race is fine.

>> No.27357302

>>27357180
I hear Basilisk-chan has been making sick gains lately, she definitely has people mirin down at the mamono gym.

>> No.27357313

>>27356959
The poor lim is gonna lose to the dick then?

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>>27357180

>> No.27357422

>>27357320
Was hoping for something less modern but works for now.

>> No.27357423
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>> No.27357568

What pick up line do you use?

>> No.27357621
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>>27357568
I'm a virgin.

>> No.27357631

>>27357568
Walking and then running on the barren, desert sands when I hear a rumbling below

>> No.27357738

>>27357568
>"Use-you are an elf... uncontrollably... I, I think... a wee nam myoho renge kyo"

>> No.27357859
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Pears are better than apples, why do so many people like those disgusting fruits?

>> No.27357899

>>27357859
Granny Smith is the only good kind of apple
Red apples like in that picture are always vomit-inducing

>> No.27357957

>>27357568
>"y-you too" at the first inappropriate moment in the conversation
they can't resist timidity

>> No.27358008

>>27357313
Can't beat the cock.

>> No.27358034
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>>27357568
>Let's go someplace fun, how 'bout your mouth?

>> No.27358091
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>>27357568
JOOR ZAH FRUL. So, uhh, see ya next fall?

>> No.27358196

>>27357568
I'm a slut for Succubi

>> No.27358232

>>27358091
>learn some random words from old walls
>shout them at a dragon
>oh no, you just yelled "get horny, now"
>rip in peace, pelvis

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>>27357568
>So, do you like calligraphy?

>> No.27358334

>>27357568
the sound of existing

>> No.27358461

>>27357568
Pretend to be lost and ask a manticore for directions

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>>27357568
If only I had some way to charge my phone

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>> No.27358935

>>27357568
I just pick up my Elf waifu and take her to bed.

>> No.27358963

>>27357568
I don’t have a pick up line, I just act really dense and I’ll usually have three to four MGs hanging all over me at the end of the night.

>> No.27359054

>>27357568
AGGRESSIVE HEADPATTING

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>> No.27359233

What would happen if I spoke broken elvish in the elf capitol while asking for directions

>> No.27359366 [DELETED] 

>>27359233
You’re gonna get mixed reactions, mostly from the thunders ones, but soon a few ara ara Elves will think it’s cute how basic your concept of their language is and take you to a back alley to have their way with you.

>> No.27359410

>>27359233
>You’re gonna get mixed reactions, mostly from the tsundere ones, but soon a few ara ara Elves will think it’s cute how basic your concept of their language is and take you to a back alley to have their way with you.

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>> No.27359698

Answering sphinx incorrectly on purpose

>> No.27359723
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>>27359233
Rape happens.

>> No.27359846

>>27359233
>try to ask a random elf "how to get to your hotel"
>instead what you actually said was "come with me to my hotel"
>to make matters worse you asked the elf queen while she was undercover

>> No.27359897

>>27359410
man I want to speak poor elf language to tsun elves I wonder how they would feel as I slowly improved

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>>27356054
My wife doesn't feel a single iota of grief, mainly because she's still doing what she did before- converting the living to the undead en masse. Just in a much more elegant fashion.

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>> No.27360083

>>27360005
I never understood the sense of urgency undead seem to take about converting the living. All they have to do is blink a couple times and time has done the effort for them.

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>>27360083
Oh so you'd rather have an eternity of Sally The Perky Lich showing you through the undead wife markets?

>> No.27360193

>>27360066
having grown up in a poor area where the drinking water wasn't safe with multiple water boil notices and pregnant women being given water bottle vouchers. When I grew up and moved away it was magical to me being able to pour a cup of water from the tap and it being both safe to drink but also delicious. This has made me come to love water and it's my favorite drink. I want to worship water monsters for how amazing they.

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I wanna princess carry an oni

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Marry the dorf. They can take on the aspects of any other species of MG with a little work.

>> No.27360265

My tulpa is a fucking annoying bitch. Don't be like me and create one on a whim like I did years ago.

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>>27360193
Based.

>> No.27360393

So can I throw a bottle of astroglide at a water monster and up the fun a little bit or will she die?

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>>27360393
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.27360581

The younger you introduce them to sex, the more addicted to sex they'll become when grown up! This is the reason your wife wants to make babies with you and why condoms are banned and filthy creampie sex is mandatory!

>> No.27360592

>>27360393
Do not bully the water. Water is the lifeblood of all

>> No.27360651

>>27360277
water truly is the best. I wonder how an undine would handle being worshiped

>> No.27360691

>>27360581
That didn't work with my now 15yo neice. She got turned off to men because people fucked her alot when she was young.

>> No.27360745

>>27360592
But if I mix her with lube it can be fun no?

>> No.27360818
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devil

>> No.27360820

>>27360691
is she a monster?
if not, i'm really sorry, man. i was just joking around

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>>27360193
You have chosen...wisely.

>> No.27360889

>>27360820
Yeah she is. She likes Biden but can't do anything about it.

>> No.27360957
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>monster girl is walking around, minding her own business
>suddenly, the ground gives out from under her and she finds herself stuck waist deep in the dirt
>while she's confused, a man in full armor runs up and throw a couple of pods down in front of her that release a pink powder
>she quickly passes out
>when she wakes up, she's in a room surrounded by other monsters
>"Welcome to your new home. We hope you look forward to joining us as wives of our beloved."
Some of them are easy. It's the elder dragons that are the toughest ones to bring home.

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>> No.27361144

>>27360889
what species would she be

>> No.27361201

I wonder if modern monster cities have a designated part of the town that is purposely built to look and feel old to recapture that adventurer town feel

>> No.27361212

>>27357568
charge at her while screaming
Sic semper tyrannis

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>see a Lilim knight
>tall, intimidating and lewd demonic armor, looks like she eats heroes for breakfast
>let's do this
>walk up to her so that you are standing in front of her
>"h-hi..."
>your face is now redder than a tomato
>a few awkward silent seconds pass
>she gets a smug smile and proceeds to put a leash and collar on you then drags you away

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>> No.27361568

>>27361144
A liberal.

>> No.27361674

>>27361509
I sure hope monster knights don't abuse their position and mess with the kind potion merchant boy

>> No.27361751

>>27361568
c'mon be serious, what species

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>>27361751
Lizardman.

>> No.27362050

>>27357568
Wanna be my wife?

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>> No.27362254

>>27361911
Lizardmen are cute girls

>> No.27362573
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Which kinds of sabbaths would a mindflayer be in?

>> No.27362600

>>27362573
Every single one

>> No.27362692

>>27362600
I doubt they would be in doge sabbath

>> No.27362753
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So would it be considered an insult to try and "corner" a Amazon as a human lad or would it be attractive to them?

>> No.27362922

>>27362753
yeah

>> No.27363027

>>27362692
Imagine a beast boost mindflayer

>> No.27363363
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How many MG-COINS™ does it cost to give my waifu a skin?

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>> No.27363658
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Know the difference between Holst breeds, it could save your life!

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>>27363658
But all cows are good girls.

>> No.27363876

>>27363658
my area has lots of black angus the best cow in the world so high quality holsts soon

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>> No.27364039

>>27363946
drunky no pants bitch

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>>27363876

>> No.27364246

>>27363946
I feel bad for winegoats they look cute but im a teetotaler

>> No.27364399

>>27361509
Do extremists just carry collars around or something? That's kinda hot.

>> No.27364428
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>>27361509
I, for one, welcome our new Lim overlords.

>> No.27364449

>>27364399
A good monstergirl is always prepared.

>> No.27364536

>>27359723
imagine the smell

>> No.27364569

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a group of monster girls that are friends and single can form an impromptu harem if one of them gets a guy

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>>27364569
Why were you so late good night anon?

>> No.27364704

Can you deflect a sabbath member with lines like
"Maybe when you're older" or "i'm a bit too old for you"?

>> No.27364760

>>27364664
CK3 binge
Its 1:20 am now and had to kick my king in the dick as he's getting in the way of me getting more land

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>>27364704
No, because lolibabas.
That could only reliably work on Momonika's sabbath.

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>>27364704
The real way to deflect sabbath members is to accept her proposal and laugh as her body changes to your preference of much larger breasts, hips and height. Then no sabbath members will mess with you then

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>>27364760
>CK3
I'll never leave CK2 personally. Currently working on the "create the Scandinavian empire while starting as Gotland" achievement.

>> No.27365008

What would an MG mafia be like? What dealings would they conduct?

>> No.27365042

>>27365008
Husband trafficking

>> No.27365438

>>27357568
You're ugleh.

>> No.27365563
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How do I escape a lamia's coils?

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>>27365042
More or less.

>> No.27365633

>>27357568
>AGGRESSIVE NECK-LICKING+KISSING

>> No.27365658

>>27365563
Extend your spines, duh

>> No.27365801

>>27357568
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao

>> No.27365861
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I would like to traffick mofu. There are just so many lonely shrine foxes who need to be adopted.

>> No.27365866

>>27365563
Apparently, you're supposed to grab he end of the tail and unwind from there, but that might just make her tighten even more.

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>>27365801
Anon that's the opposite of a pickup line, that'll dispel all weak undead monsters making them go limp

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>>27355917
>"Hmmm, what? Hey, what are you looking at monstergirl? Wait- oh no. Oh no! No, no way, nuh uh! No, you better not be thinking what I think you're thinking. The answer is no, I ain't interested and I ain't looking for a date or romantic sexy times right now. Let alone with a Monstergirl like you! So leave me alone or I'm gonna call the cops on you. This city ain't no Demon Realm of yours where you lot can just pick up any lonely male. Leave me alone I ain't looking for a date. Or again, I'll call the cops on you."

How frequent with this scenario be for Monstergirls? And what'll be the outcome?

>> No.27366042

>>27365904
Yeah, and then I "pick them up" and take them home. It's a great pick up line.

>> No.27366206

>>27365801
Chin chen hanji

>> No.27366251
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Touch fluffy get horny

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>>27365999
>Branch 1
Due to his brash interactions with monster girls he only attracts the most aggressive monster girls and he gets jumped by a pack of hellhounds who rape him till he gets each and everyone of them pregnant then they take him home with them
>Branch 2
He insults a mindflayer and she makes it her life's work to fix him from the mental illness of hating monster girls and tentacle's his brain till he ahegos
>Branch 3
His act of dismissing monster girls especially kitsunes disrespects the mofucuza and he's pulled into a black limo filled with nuriarihyon smoke and plenty of CC kitsunes eager for a young boy. Nuri records the whole thing and the kitsunes take their time to write messages in magic so every monster girl he goes by now will know he's a complete slut for kitsunes

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>>27366555
I wanna stick my fingers in a hellhound's mouth and accept the consequences for whatever comes next

>> No.27366969

I want to get spooky reverse blowjobs from a ghost

>> No.27367365

>>27366251
>[X] Touch fluffy tail
>expect lots of sexy times
>she literally lets you fluff it once or twice and then fucks off forever
Fucking tricky foxes

>> No.27367384
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>>27367365
Gotta put a ring on it boya.

>> No.27367420

>>27366555
But what if it takes place in a non-monstergirl place or state? As in a place or state where a Mamono can indeed get arrested, punished and likely deported for attempted sexual assault to a man?

>> No.27367437

>>27367420
Missing person report.

>> No.27367466

>>27367420
He's not going to press charges it if he gets hopelessly addicted to monster pussy afterwards (which is guaranteed)
At that point the police probably ignores all reports of mamono on human rape to avoid the hassle

>> No.27367479

>>27360193
Did you live in fucking Africa or something

>> No.27367501

>>27356300
I don't mind.

>> No.27367503
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>>27360193
As someone who lives in a place where you can safely drink water from any puddle on the street, this post feels unreal.

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>>27360957
Gonna worship the golden elder dragon

>> No.27367775
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>>27367503
How is such a thing possible? Unless it's the middle of winter it's almost guaranteed that it'll have bugs or harmful bacteria in it, even if the water was clean it wouldn't be unpleasant due to sediments and dirt.

>> No.27367819

>>27367775
In Finland the water is clean. Sure it can have dirt or mud in it but it's not going to send you to the hospital is what I'm saying.

>> No.27367977

>>27367819
Do you guys have zero livestock or what
Animals, wild or otherwise, are the #1 reason why you don’t drink untreated water.

>> No.27368077

>>27360193
>it was magical to me being able to pour a cup of water from the tap and it being both safe to drink but also delicious
I love it, you get to grow a free pair of tits too.

>> No.27368099

>>27367819
I suppose if you're so low pollutant then rain isn't going to be automatically tainted. Are you sure you don't just kill all the mircobes and parasites with alcohol?

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>>27368099
5 million people in a land the size of Germany can't be polluting everything. Drink up!

>> No.27368269
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27368269

This is my human
There are many like him but this one is mine

>> No.27368336

>>27368269
>find an ancient frozen shog in the arctic
>later on, The Thing becomes her favorite movie and she wants to watch it all the time

>> No.27368640
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>Be slave to some mamono
>Still lets me play video games
Monster girls are nice.

>> No.27368715
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hair snakes

>> No.27368788

>>27368640
Make her nails red and we cool homie

>> No.27368815
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27368815

You wouldnt mail order a catgirl

>> No.27368865

>>27368715
Is she canonically as huge as she in in the porn?

>> No.27368882

>>27368815
Actually I would.

>> No.27368997
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>>27368715
I wanna be that snake's prey

>> No.27369035

>>27368815
sure

>> No.27369236

>>27368640
Are there more images like this?

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>>27367365
Silly boyim.

>> No.27369391

>>27368640
>Anon plain faced playing old school rpgs
>Laying in bed with apophis waifu underneath him
>Is going between jackhammering her and grinding against her g spot
>She’s going mad hissing and digging her nails into anon’s back for support
>Can’t manage a coil around anon to slow him down due to the pleasure
>Curses herself for listening listening to anon this once and injecting herself with Girtablilu venom and letting him take the lead
>Eventually her mind breaks as she goes fully limp, dopely smiling and lets anon do as he wishes
>Finishes inside her just as he comes to the final boss
>Apophis who offers him half the world if he joins her
>Hits the yes option right away and saves the game
>Turns it off and cuddles with his grapesnake

>> No.27369758

>>27366555
>>27367437
>>27367466
>Monstergirls being this mean and inconsiderate

Wow how thoughtless can Monstergirls be with mentalities and attitudes like that.

>> No.27369818
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Reminder that bugs love you!

>> No.27369871

I bet sabbath scout girls are pretty relentless when they try to make you buy cookies.
>Oh? You don't want any cookies? Don't worry, our Kunoichi member has already taken the money and placed two boxes inside your kitchen already.

>> No.27369912
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Operating with your Hellhound wife! Cuddling in the barracks after a successful mission!

>> No.27369919

>>27369871
What if you have diabetes?

>> No.27369922

>>27369758
With monster girls, nobody can deny you happiness, not even (you)

>> No.27369966

>>27369818
Bugs are bad

>> No.27370191

Foxes are subordinate to old hags.

>> No.27370482
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>>27370191
The best foxes ARE old hags.

>> No.27370554
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These "cuddling" and "fun adventure times" stories with monsters are fucking pathetic.
I want to be FUCKED by my waifu. Stricken down by sheer force, have all clothes torn off by sharp powerful claws, and pelvis beaten to a pulp, and no reward but her going "good boy" when I manage to satiate her hunger while falling unconscious, totally and utterly fatigued and exhausted. To be her fucktoy and squeezed empty like a toothpaste container, and MAYBE get a cuddle in if I'm still conscious by the time the monster's done feasting, that's the life for me

>> No.27370608

>>27370554
Then write it faggot.

>> No.27370629
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>>27370554
calm down man,you might go to horni jail for saying that in public

>> No.27370654

>>27370554
Based

t. amazon lover

>> No.27370673

>>27370554
This, I also want her to keep reminding me how I was hysterically screaming
>"NO I DON'T WANT TO MARRY THIS WOMAN, SHE KIDNAPPED ME, OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE POLICE"
when she dragged me to the altar straight from the street.

>> No.27370975

>>27364783
>telling a momonika sabbath member you're too old for her
She will think you need a really young girlfriend to stroke your self-esteem and dick.

>> No.27371170

I wish to insert various parts of my body into the mouths of monster girls.

I wish for them to passionately caress those body parts with their tongues, lips, and buccal mucosa

>> No.27371419

>>27371170
>I wish to insert various parts of my body into the mouths of monster girls.
>vore
>>>/trash/

>> No.27371458

>>27371419
I meant to imply blowjobs, tongue kissing, and finger sucking, not vore...

You should spend less time on /d/.

>> No.27371527

>>27371458
>I want monstergirls to penetrate deep inside me
>My heart obviously, I wasn't being literal, geeze you're such a pervert

>> No.27371551

>>27371527
Are you high?

>> No.27371564

>>27371551
are you low?

>> No.27371637

>>27371564
Little bit. I wish my dick was being suckled by a demon right now

>> No.27371715

>>27371637
>all the /pol/ jokes running through my head
What kind of demon?

>> No.27371756
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>>27371715
Boss coworker demon

>> No.27371820

>>27371756
Good taste

>> No.27371842
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I wanna milk a reindeer with my mouth

>> No.27372237

>>27371756
I want to do her in the employee WC.

>> No.27372595
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Our Benefactors.

>> No.27373046

>>27364895
CK2 had some good content but I feel CK3 is a bit better built.
Now, we're just going to have to wait for the assload of DLC to show up.

>No MG mod for CK3
Granted, it wouldn't really change anything outside of maybe character traits, more matrilineal stuff, and unique units/magic for combat.

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>>27373046
My lord, I am hereby informing you of Roxanne of Muir's plot to assassinate Roxanne of Muir
t. Your spymaster Roxanne of Muir

>> No.27373363

>>27371756
>starts hijacking your responsibilities until you start begging for something to do because you are bored to death
>"oh yes, I'll get you something to do alright"
Must be fucking annoying/awkward to work in a mamono-dominated place

>> No.27373546

>>27373328
Wouldn't it be
>Roxanne of Muir tried to assassinate me to stop me from discovering her plot to assassinate Roxanne of Muir, t. Roxanne of Muir

>> No.27373664

>>27373546
Eh I don't have photographic memory

>> No.27373726

>>27365999
>Anon piss off rich and powerful monster
>Monster goes on to fuck with life
>Without thinking Anon goes to home to confront her
>Monster goes on to turn Anon into a house husband

>> No.27373728

what would your waifu do if she was human for a day

>> No.27373792

>>27373328
Darn Chimera Chancellor, Spymaster, and Steward.

>> No.27373820
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Succs are very friendly

>> No.27373848

>>27373792
She also desires to be your wife

>> No.27373879

>>27373728
Get corrupted

>> No.27373985

>>27373728
>Lich
>"I became a lich specifically to avoid this"
>"Well, guess now is a good as time as any to do some experimentation"

>> No.27373990

>>27373728
probably shit talk about how legs are stupid and demand to be carried

>> No.27374001

>>27373848
>-10 - Not married to you

>> No.27374076

>>27373728
I bet my black harpy wife would love to have hands for a change but also be really annoyed to not have wings anymore.
Also feet.

>> No.27374077

>>27373728
I bet an elf would act melodramatic like her whole world had changed despite not noticing it until someone mentioned her round ears

>> No.27374079

>>27373728
Freak out about having hands and not being able to fly

>> No.27374083

>>27373728
See what gloves feel like.
>>27373990
Walking must be an interesting experience for a normally legless monster.

>> No.27374144

>>27365999
So is this that bishie spammer from a few years back or what.

>> No.27374183

>>27374083
I bet the legless would get a kick out of it

>> No.27374225
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27374225

Bully the bloodsuckers

>> No.27374246

>>27374225
that looks like a capri sun I wonder if I could trick her by by swapping her drink for a juice pouch

>> No.27374254

>>27374225
And she'll bully me back? Good plan!

>> No.27374266

>>27374183
Booo

>> No.27374275

>>27367704
Who’s the artist?

>> No.27374283

>>27374246
thats a one way ticket to a very angry or lethargic vampire

>> No.27374331

>>27357568
GLORY TO THE PHARAOH
Sorry

>> No.27374353
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27374353

I want to bully a Kunoichi by cumming on all her ninja gear before she goes to train.

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>>27374266
Did that Anon step on someone's toes?

>> No.27374374

>>27373820
Perhaps too friendly.

>> No.27374382

>>27374353
*Clean no jutsu* Or it was a clone

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27374431

>>27373820
>>27374374
I would prefer to be terrorized by a succ in a creepy forest or abandoned mansion/castle,of course without actually knowing its a succ,if the heart stroke doesn't kill me i think i would be pretty happy with whatever outcome happens after i get captured by her

>> No.27374456

>>27373728
Visit me at work. Or, mutually exclusively, cause a scene and take advantage of the fact the cops will be looking for a human come tomorrow.

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>> No.27374495

>>27373728
does she know it only lasts a day? Cause that would change the reaction from being curious to scared

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>> No.27374531
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>>27374464
Mam you can't enter the Sabbath Laboratory all dirty like that, you've gotta get all that nasty oldness off you first by going through Decontamination.

>> No.27374544

>>27374382
>Anon wants to bully a Kunoichi
>Ends up getting 'nothing personnel kid'd

>> No.27374582

This scenario:

https://youtu.be/lHbF9ynGZV0

But in MGE Mamono adventures.

>> No.27374596

>>27374431
>Feral succubus in a abandoned mansion/castle in the middle of nowhere.
Fearboner intensifies. I would imagine she is pretty hungry after all that time alone.

>> No.27374616

>>27374144
Which monsters definitely love and adore bishie cute boys?

>> No.27374643

>>27374596
which begs the question of why she didn't just went outside unless is one of those 'place is sealed so the ANCIENT EVIL cant escape for a long time when the issue wont be our problem'

>> No.27374690

>>27374616
They would be liked by any monster that isn't exclusively into hard maledom.

>> No.27374698

>>27373820
they look like they want to hurt that little boy in as very specific way

>> No.27374730

>>27374353
I'd bully her penis

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>> No.27374761

>>27373820
They would probably raise him so he becomes a proper strong and sex expert husband

>> No.27374783

>>27374730
>her penis
I'm not sure what to tell you anon.

>> No.27374817

>>27374643
It's probably a pretty remote location and she might be bound to it in some way. Either way have fun with a really hungry succ that can only speak in an ancient crude succubus language

>> No.27374862

>>27374817
Or even better if she cant speak coherently at all,many words useless when growls of pleasure and kisses get the message across in terms of love

>> No.27374895

>>27374862
Yeah the few words she knows are from that spooky sounding language

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>>27374266

>> No.27375035
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>> No.27375045
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27375045

How do vampires make so much money like to pay castle taxes and the salary of a entire army? plus the furniture and all that

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>>27375035
I like my spiders meaty

>> No.27375107

>>27375045
old money from the times back when the villages paid tribute

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>>27375093
>spiders

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>> No.27375341

Wat horror movies be for MGE Mamono?

The REAL horror movies would be war movies like saving private ryan or shit like midsommar where the plot involves infidelity or murdering your significant other. The best ones, like all good horror movies, would be ones that stick with them after they leave so any movie involving the mans love being stolen or the man going out and cheating or shit like joker where it just shows how vulnerable a man could be and the like. Anytime their boyfriend/husband looks at another girl or seems a little mentally secluded that day they'd instantly jump to thoughts of him wanting to be with that girl or maybe he's in some deep mental turmoil whereas it's just a guy being a guy who saw a nice ass or his cars been making that clinking sound, you know the one, and he has no idea what it could be cause those are brand new brakes entirely, the alignment was just done and those are new tires.

>> No.27375500

What do monsters think of The Handmaiden's Tale? Would they try to make their own version?

>> No.27375599
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>>27375500
They'd probably be just as unnerved by it as humans would.

>> No.27375681

>>27375045
Old money, old business ventures they forgot about that are now seven generations into being handled by mortals who aren't really sure of the inns and outs of the finances themselves. Powerful undead are state assets and get paid to act one every few centuries or during a crisis.

>>27375500
What's up with the influx of these stupid bot tier questions?

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>>27375681
>What's up with the influx of these stupid bot tier questions?
you're mean

>> No.27375790

>>27375732
Be ready to get flamed with
>Stop wasting images you FUCKER

>> No.27375796

there is so much talk about unsealing ancient evil why not unseal ancient good

>> No.27375833
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>>27375796
Those dont exist or are dead/busy in heaven/cant interfere with mortals

>> No.27375842
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27375842

No boys offered to be this accomplished wizard's apprentice, so she was forced to sell her dignity to find love. Every day talented liches, owls, and all manner of spellcasters are driven to service industry jobs to meet men. Do your duty, become a live-in apprentice for a lonely mage today!

>> No.27375858

>>27375271
anon, that's an ant

>> No.27375878

what monster do i have to get femdom'd by to get access to Satan's sweet delicious home-baked pie in the underworld?

>> No.27375879

>>27375796
I want to unseal an ancient yeti and foolishly bring down the ultimate, unspeakable coziness and snuggles from ages long past upon myself.

>> No.27375922

>>27375833
But what about girls who used herself to seal an evil

>> No.27375928

>>27375858
Yes, he was pointing out that >>27375035 is an ant.

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>>27375878
you have to romance santa herself silly

>> No.27375971

>>27374616
The ones that got dumped by their tired faceless fat bastard harem masters.

>> No.27376001

>>27375796
would ancient evil and good really be all that different due to how old their morality is?

>> No.27376028
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27376028

How many would you want to have with your waifu?

>> No.27376043

>>27375878
The demon cult will give you access to this if you start dating this one very sadistic and insatiable CC demon. She hasn't had much luck in finding the right sla...I mean suitor.

>> No.27376090

>>27376028
I feel like that is not up to the man

>> No.27376111
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27376111

Oh no how unfortunate

>> No.27376144

>>27376028
Minus two at least.

>> No.27376174

>>27375732
I'm sorry anon, I legitimately thought you were a bot.
>How would monstergirls respond to X
>What would monstergirls think about Y
>Z happens, what would monstergirls do?
It feels like a bot just scraping for data.

>>27375796
Her concept of good is ultra dated and archaic though.

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27376180

>>27374922
Why would someone scare such a cute girl?

>> No.27376181

>>27376111
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for death claw pussy.

>> No.27376221

>>27376090
Well you better tell her to slow down if the finances dont keep up with her womb production unless the demon lord pays you to have sex
>>27376144
thats not a real number

>> No.27376262

>>27376181
I'd rather hug a cute cazador

>> No.27376290

>>27376262
>you feel a little woozy

>> No.27376295

>>27376180
>>27374922
I prefer space goats from the great beyond with a thousand young

>> No.27376311

>>27376028
I'm going to quote my grandma, she has a ton of cats and she says "my husband said we could only have one cat and it's that one" she points to a random cat then she says "the rest of these cats are mine" So imagine that but with children

>> No.27376344

>>27376174
>Her concept of good is ultra dated and archaic though.
but good is good even if she wants to keep dueling women for my honor at perceived slights

>> No.27376402

>>27376311
anon your grandma may be based

>> No.27376582

>>27374353
Fishnets are hot and only one monster uses them so far.

>> No.27376608

>>27375796
Who would seal a good?

>> No.27376659
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>> No.27376671

>>27376608
the evil faction

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>> No.27376702

>>27376608
herself to save the world but surely with modern technology her service is no longer needed

>> No.27376743
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27376743

>Hey Lich, whacha reading?
>A book so complex one would have to be a scientist to explain... Wait, I AM a scientist. How marvelous!

>> No.27376807

>>27376743
Why do i always imagine liches as womanlets in my head,maybe its the short hair and young like looks

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>> No.27376906

Which monster works best as a tall flat?

>> No.27376919
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>>27376807
Most Liches have a sedimentary lifestyle, that could be a factor.

>> No.27376944

>>27376659
Two kots

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French singing intensifies

>> No.27377192

>>27377071
I can't tell if that's the one with the enormous penis or not.

>> No.27377259

How do the more monsterous monsters interact with the more humanlike ones?

>> No.27377484

>>27375599
>>27375681
I know little about it, but there's an unsubstantiated claim that the book is actually a fetish for a lot of women as it involves women being slaves to handsome billionaires. There are definitely monsters who wouldn't mind being slaves as long as their master is a loving husband, though I do wonder if they would take any particular adaptation liberties or if the book really is stealth smut.

>> No.27377563

>>27375949
Hello. I'm here to visit your shrine.

>> No.27377591
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>>27376743
>Lich is calculating the optimal food per money ratio
>Wight breaks her concentration by asking what she wants to order

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>>27377591
Wight never leaves Lich alone!

>> No.27377641

>>27377591
>>Lich is calculating the optimal food per money ratio
Looks like it's ramen packets every night!

>> No.27377662

>>27377625
Wight is a stone cold bitch

>> No.27377688

>>27377641
She probably eats that all the time which is why the Wight brought her to a real restaurant

Also all the food goes to her boobs anyway

>> No.27377799

>>27377641

would undead realms have that good food anyway?

>> No.27377833

>>27377641
>Concludes that everyone should just become a undead so they don't need to eat

>> No.27377859

>>27377833
I've heard worse villain origins

>> No.27377888

>>27377799
I have the heard the jiang-shi chinese food is top halal

>> No.27377924

>>27377799
I hope their food uses lots of Pomegranates

>> No.27377954
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I just want a kikimora dude. Not the kind where she's a subservient doormat but when I'm feeling worthless and I call myself that, she would drag me to the bathroom with a stern look and force me to say "I'm not worthless" like my family used to do.
I want her to give me that kick to the ass when I start having self-doubt.
I want her to tell me to do my best with a smile.
I want to be her shoulder to cry on and I want her to be mine.
I want us to exchange soft nothings and small whispers of "Good night" right before we sleep entangled in each others grasps. I want to wake up knowing someone will support me to hell and back and I'd do the same.
Why the fuck is life so cruel. I just want to love and be loved.

>> No.27377979

>>27377954
Any particular nationality of kiki? i would love a scottish or german one myself

>> No.27378041

>>27377954
This is off topic, but the single best piece of advice I ever received for mental health was to always be easy on yourself. Don't beat yourself up, nobody's rewarding you for it. And your kiki certainly wouldn't appreciate it.

>> No.27378053

>>27377979
Rhodie kiki. Trying to write story about how she ends up in the U.S. but it makes her riddled with PTSD the more I try to explain why. As long as we have eachother we'd be fine.

>> No.27378138

>>27377859
>Nobody will have to eat bad food again!
>In undeath, we can all enjoy the food that taste good all while not having to worry about cost!
>"Cool motive, still murder"

>> No.27378230

>>27377924
I'd love for a cute death goddess to give me a pomegranate

>> No.27378323

>>27378230
Gonna eat a pomegranate right in front of an unmarried QT undead!

>> No.27378364

>>27378053
What's the Bush war about now?

>> No.27378635

Who has the first right to a human boy, his nee-chan or momster?

>> No.27378637

>>27377954
>I just want a kikimora dude
>monsterboys
>>>/y/

>> No.27378749

>>27378637
C'mon dude. It's a basic punctuation mistake. I know I'm fucktarded.

>> No.27378789

>>27378749
You missed a comma and now you're gay. It's just the way things are.

>> No.27378797

>>27378749
You got the alps now. I'm afraid it's terminal.

>> No.27378802

>>27378749
Why are you namefaging?

>> No.27378825

>>27377799
Good food according to the undead so expect a lot of that undead gray mushroom being used in their high end restaurants

>> No.27378835

>>27378802
He probly forgot?

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>>27378749
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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>> No.27378992

>>27378918
Slutty tits bapho!

>> No.27379168

>>27377954
>I just want a kikimora dude.
I’m now thinking of kiki with a dude/bro personality.
>Dude, you gotta finish your job applications
>Come on bro eat this, it will help you get swole

>> No.27379224

>>27379168
>Dudebro kiki who looks like the most feminine woman you'd ever seen
>Incredibly girly domovoi reverse trap butler.

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>> No.27379478

what kind of maid would a zombie kiki be would her undead state impact her innate cleaning skills

>> No.27379586

>>27379478
Think penywise wrote about one in the ghoul story. Pretty good depiction, a bit dull but still very seductive while cleaning.

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human men belong wrapped in wing burritos.

>> No.27379719

>>27379369
i want to brutally impregnate this jabber

>> No.27379793

>>27379606
And with their heads in boob sandwiches.

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Considering taking a wife? Why not dorf?

Strong, dependable...down to earth.

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New wife picture! Does you wife wear fancy dresses?

>> No.27380125

>>27379606
That body type is good.

>> No.27380184

>>27379606
Wing burrito, tail coils, silk cocoon, slime bath, mofu prison, tentacle hell.
I want to experience all the different types of confinement made possible by monstergirls.

Except Yeti hugs. My waifu gives better hugs than any yeti. Why bother with something less enjoyable?

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>>27379960
Yes, if I'm willing to make it up to her.

>> No.27380245

>>27379960
That file name is accurate. My wife tries not to wear dresses, large claws tend to rip them.

>> No.27380269

>>27379960
No, she doesn't wear actual clothes at all.

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>> No.27380500

>>27380407
fat titted rubber slut

>> No.27380515

>>27379960
No, but I bet being a tailor is fun but stressful job. Imagine having to adapt dresses to all the body shapes and extra appendages.

>> No.27380521

>>27363363
this sahu looks inspired by an inkling

>> No.27380552

>>27380515
Think of all the Lamia stockings you can make!

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Man 2016 was a helluva year.

>> No.27380626

>>27380593
>cripplechan
Go back...oh wait, you can't!

>> No.27380636

>>27380184
I want my waifu to leglock me, wrap her tail around my torso, and wrap her arm or arms around my head

>> No.27380656

>>27380626
/monster/ moved to smuglo.li

>> No.27380719

I want a tomboy dhampir that caves and asks her mom to dress her up into a stunning beauty because she wants to look pretty for her childhood friend but then she automatically goes back to being a tomboy after the date

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>> No.27380808

>>27380772
is this the leaders of the mofukuza?

>> No.27380849

>>27380808
there is no such thing as groups of monsters committing crimes

>> No.27380852

>>27380772
Foxes are powerful. I wouldn't want to cross them

>> No.27381045

>>27379808
I'm more of a dwarf guy.

>> No.27381516

>>27380656
How many hours per post are they up to now

>> No.27381666

Do hellhounds get excited when their called good girls or bad girls?

>> No.27381720

>>27381666
Of course they do Satan, you of all people should already know that.

>> No.27381809

>>27380772
>>27380808
How do I marry a mofukuza leader?

>> No.27382022

Friendly reminder that you cannot truly say you know what it is to love your monstergirl daughteru until you've had your whole fist and arm thrusting in her asshole.

>> No.27382062

>>27382022
Taking a potion to gape your cute daugheru's asshole!

>> No.27382083

>>27382062
Truly a father's greatest joy.

>> No.27382117

Why are there so many daughteru fuckers?

>> No.27382191

>>27382117
Because it'd be downright abusive to not dick them. Withholding cum is bad, and tricking young boys into sex is also bad.

>> No.27382444

>>27382117
Because daughterus should get fucked.

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>>27382117
Cunny reigns supreme

>> No.27382463

>>27381666
Better question is what it takes to be called a good boy by a Hellhound.

>> No.27382550

>>27370482
Source? I think that's abubu but I don't recognize where it's from

>> No.27382636

>>27382117
I don't think there are that many.

>> No.27382702

>>27382550
It is Abubu

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Lilim and Wight ojou-samas battling over dominance and trying to outsmug each other

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>>27382774
The husband always wins

>> No.27383557

>>27382774
>Who can mind break Anon faster.

>> No.27383562

>>27382935
A man of principle. Though how can a mortal man stand a chance against a wight's spectral hands?

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>>27383562
One tends to build up tolerance over the course of a undead marriage.

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>>27381809
Pledge your soul to her. If you displease her you lose your yubi

>> No.27383822

>>27383621
Actually still being really weak to it sounds nice

>> No.27383835

>>27383643
>ohhh, s-sorry honey, I dissolved your clothes again...
>here, I'll c-c-cover you
>creates a protective membrane and lets you sit inside her with your head poking out till you go home

>> No.27383906

>>27383822
That's how it works with most of the settings poisons. Instead of resistance, you become more susceptible to it over time.

>> No.27383986

>>27374531
i wanna pick her up

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>>27383906
I guess you can "willpower" through it for a couple of seconds if you are used to the effect, but after that you are back to being at the mercy of its effect.

>> No.27384139

>>27383986
And then?

>> No.27384145

>>27383562
>how can a mortal man stand a chance against a wight's spectral hands?
Start with a loli and her weak claws, build up higher resistance over time when she gets older and stronger.

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>>27382935
Unless the wife cheats.

>> No.27384267

>>27384219
>Wight so rich she brings the restaurant home

>> No.27384273

>>27384219
That would be peak MG

>> No.27384351

>>27384219
>no sex tonight
Easiest bluff to call

>> No.27384363

>>27384139
hug

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>>27373820
>I think I took a wrong turn

>> No.27384687

>>27384534
>They are his wives
>They keep setting up adventures and quests for him
>It usually ends in a succ orgy

>> No.27384858

>>27384687
>>They are his wives
>>They keep setting up adventures and quests for him
>>It usually ends in a succ orgy

>"Husband! We found the location of the Everlasting Coconut!"
>"Come let's go to Hawai'i to secure it for ourselves!"
"Umm, what does this coconut do exactly....?"
>"No time to explain! Let's go NOW!"

>Turns out it was just an excuse for them to spend the weekend and fuck in a tropical paradise

>> No.27384870

Why be an adventurer and get raped when you can just be the quest guild secretary for a living and not get raped

>> No.27384933

>>27384870
>gets raped by a monster adventurer party who want better rewards

>> No.27384979

>>27384870
Because you can be an adventurer and do the raping.

>> No.27384995

What happens if you're in a monstergirl adventure party, and your party gets defeated by other monstergirls?

>> No.27385015

Remember that the adventuring guild is run by demons and it's just a ploy to find husbands.

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>>27384870
Then you get raped by the feisty guild receptionist instead

>> No.27385057

>>27385015
I guess it is meant for adventuring couples. If you are single you get fake quests that are just a set up.

>> No.27385111

>>27384933
Monsterize adventuring party comes back and rapes you

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>>27384534
>Oh by all means adventurer-kun, we won't bite, promise! At least, not too hard...

>> No.27385133

How long would I be able to suck on a sleeping Jinko's breast before she wakes up?

>> No.27385193

The only thing on your mind should be having sex with your wife.

>> No.27385337

>>27385193
>It takes two to rape
>One to give
>one to take
> A demon educating her new husband

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>>27385337
>but all good relationships are give and take, dear...
>demon's face when

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>>27385193
Why do monster game designers have to sexualize their male characters in video games? They always make the guy healers wear next to no clothes and give him a hyper-massive cock that swings around whenever he moves. And the worst part is that the monster characters stroke and possibly rape his cock to heal. Why can't they stop lewding men?

>> No.27385444

>>27385193
i think about having sex with my wife's tail

>> No.27385469

>>27385438
Whoops, didn't mean to reply.

>> No.27385584

>>27385438
To bait male cosplayers into dressing like sluts.

>> No.27385639
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>you'll never impregnate them all! You've already lost!

>> No.27385713
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Mission Start!

>> No.27385799

>>27385639
Is that a challenge?

>> No.27385829

>>27385382
The face she makes when she is thinking
>"Silly little human"

>> No.27385942

>>27385129
Horny smug succs are the best

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>> No.27386097

>>27375045
Being undead has a lot of advantages, like for instance you don't ever need to buy food or pay for water.

>> No.27386109

I like nerd birds because they are smart

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I got the perfect plan to escape pharaoh’s service I’ll just be so bad at every job they give me they’ll never give me any job and eventually they’ll let me go. It’s the perfect plan

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>>27386176
>Anon you're completely useless!

And then anon was tossed into the Khepri pit or Mummy pit so he can "feed" them.

>> No.27386431

>>27386228
For how long do you get raped if you fall into the Khepri pit? I assume you eventually you get to leave and retire with your new wives after a few months

>> No.27386493
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Impregnate onis.

>> No.27386561
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>> No.27386649

>>27386109
Nerd birds are great. I want to fuck and kiss one.

>> No.27386712
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Impregnate tigers.

>> No.27386735

>>27386561
I bet those scales feel nice to pet

>> No.27386800

>>27386561
>Guys help!
>This crazy snake started saying I was her husband
>I'd try walking away but she only got mad and asking what women I was talking too
>She chased me but I lost her and hid in the bathroom
>Its been a few hours but she's narrowing places down
>What do I?

>> No.27386847
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>>27355917
More pictures like this? The women doesn't have to be a monstergirl, she just has to emphasize that she wants a baby in her womb.

>> No.27386887

>>27386847
That and the kongou one are the only versions I've seen, don't think there's much more to it

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>>27386847

>> No.27386896

>>27386561
If I had a Shirohebi wife I'd be very submissive towards her

>> No.27386968

What if I mix a shirohebi and a bicorn into one monster

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>>27386735

>> No.27387009

>>27386893
Hot

>> No.27387067

>>27386847
bnha is gay shit for gay faggots

>> No.27387092

>>27386968
I'd rather have a Will-o-the-Shiro for max yan

>> No.27387113

>>27386847
>>27386893
No idea, but i now would like to get one of these with mywives doing the slapping.

>> No.27387209

>>27385382
Demons are perfect for some taming (but not too much). She can make a horny slightly yandere face when you tell her to bend over, and it fully dawns on her that she's going to be the submissive one in the relationship after you throughly destroy her extremist ideology and hymen with your cock.

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>> No.27387230

>>27386893
>Your CC dark mage gf disintegrating the condoms with a fire spell

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>> No.27387310

>>27384086
Just long enough to tell her to do her absolute WORST.

>> No.27387315

>>27386968
If we're doing hybrids, try a Ghost Bicorn. She possesses you to go pick up chicks and only leaves your body right before the other girl is about to fuck you.

>> No.27387341

>>27385713
Mega cute!

>> No.27387362

>>27387315
That's pretty lewd but I feel like she would spill ghost spaghetti as she tries to hit on a woman

>> No.27387432

>>27387310
She might need some potions to restore your mind after such a session.

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>>27387432
>she tries to cook you a wake up meal

>> No.27387473

>>27383562
>Though how can a mortal man stand a chance against a wight's spectral hands?
nth metal batarang

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>A demon hunter duo keeps hunting you
How do you deal with them? Luring them into the tentacle forest seems like a good option.

>> No.27387554

>>27387524
I'm not a demon.

>> No.27387632

>>27387554
But you consort with mamono

>> No.27387667

>>27387632
I'm a virgin.

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>> No.27387811

>>27387667
There is no such thing as innocence.

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>> No.27387897

>>27387859
Perfect and elegant meido with spooky eyes

>> No.27387973

Do orcs like sexy ninjas?

>> No.27388028

>>27387362
She can manage.
>Bicorn ghost in Anon's body hits on a Succubus
>spills so much ghost spaghetti she could throw a feast for everyone who ever died
>the Succubus grins
>"Awww, that must have taken a lot of courage for you to say that."
>slaps his ass and holds on to his buttcheek tightly squeezing it
>"Don't you worry, I like shy boys. Now be a brave boy and show me the way to your bedroom, cutie~"

>> No.27388055

>>27387870
What is going on here? Arguing over who saves him?

>> No.27388067
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>>27387859
She cute.

>> No.27388084

>>27387973
I wonder if orcs can become ninjas.

>> No.27388119

>>27388067
The parasite slime shog is the former noble right? Or is it the other one?

>> No.27388146

>>27388067
Agreed.

>>27388119
You are correct anon.

>> No.27388178

I got raped by a hellhound AMA

>> No.27388189

>>27388146
I like that dynamic. Noble turning into a meido monster girl. Is she still haughty?

>> No.27388202
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Conceptualize the fragrance.

>> No.27388225

>>27388178
Was it hot?

>> No.27388232

>>27387859
Dumb maid, leaking goo everywhere.

>> No.27388265

Are monsters great cooks?

>> No.27388269

>>27388225
It was really hot. She violated me and got me to scream for her to stop while she kept going harder

>> No.27388300

>>27388202
I probably smells salty and metallic

>> No.27388309

>>27388178
How big is she? Did you struggle? When is the wedding?

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>>27388189
Aren't there plenty of Kikimora's of noble lineage? How do they reconcile their noble blood and duties with their submissive modesty?

>> No.27388378

>>27388189
Of course she is still haughty although mostly only towards me. Nun wife keeps a firm grip over her.

>> No.27388408

>>27388309
About 8 feet, I struggled a lot but she restrained me more and more endeavorously because it excited her, the wedding is tomorrow and itll be a sex wedding where I'm suppose to let her put a ring over my dick through a blowjob and then get raped in front of the crowd so she can assert dominance over me as property. It's pretty much a well thought out tradition in the hellhound community.

>> No.27388412

>>27388320
I wouldn't mind a dom kiki with noble lineage. I like my strict kikis. She would still be my maid though

>> No.27388442

>>27388378
So nun wife is the "onee-san"?

>>27388408
Will they serve any good food?

>> No.27388448
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Remember to raise your hellhound daughters properly and teach them that when they rape a guy, they have to do the responsible thing and marry him afterward.

>> No.27388454

>>27388408
Just like how I want an ocelomeh to take me

>> No.27388502

>>27388448
I am more interested in the mother and how wide her hips are

>> No.27388553

>>27388442
Of course, hellhound-made soul food and cuisines are simply divine. Their sweet tea is good too.

>> No.27388567

>>27388448
I wanna help the youngest rape a guy

>> No.27388583

>>27388454
Are you willing to be violently "sacrificed" afterwards?

>> No.27388604

>>27388442
yeah pretty much. Her being former hero and personally helping maid wife when she got turned into a slime carrier also helps.

>> No.27388622

>>27388583
Yes

>> No.27388630

>>27388567
It's for the best, she'll become the best one at it of the three

>> No.27388646

>>27388630
She's already got the hottest cunny!

>> No.27388651

>>27388448
Would all three of them end up raping their father anyways?

>> No.27388681

>>27388604
Is the pink slime itself the mentor of the shog slime as well?

>> No.27388707

>>27388412
I wouldn't mind being a butler for a noblewoman Kikimora.

>> No.27388745

>>27388651
That's why you encourage them to have friends. Or not, hound daughteru harems are good too.

>> No.27388766

>>27388707
Prepare for a tough training regime.

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>> No.27388783

>>27388646
So if you burrow your giant throbbing adult cock deep in her tight little cunny, itll feel very hot but not a painful hot but like a passionate feel-good hot?

>> No.27388829

>>27388783
Absostively!

>> No.27388868

>>27388408
How is the aftercare?

>> No.27388872

>>27388745
They can probably have friends WHILE they can gang rape you in bed at night with their mother helping

>> No.27388967

>>27388681
A bit. Pshog is quite alien due to her origins and thus the pslime helps it a lot in adjusting.

>> No.27388970

>>27388868
Better than I thought, she can clean up cum very good and snuggle while I comprehend the sexual assault I just experienced in my broken mind

>> No.27389004

>>27388967
Figures. Sounds cute

>> No.27389052

>>27388448
I want to have maledom sex with left and right

>> No.27389056

>>27388320
This is the kind of Kiki that will pick you up and throw you out of your bed if you ignore her breakfast

>> No.27389111

>>27382461
Agreed, but incest is disgusting.

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>> No.27389312

>>27365801
Isn't that basically "Ghosts and demons please fuck off"

>> No.27389372
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Does your waifu strut around?

>> No.27389380

Imagine a harem of wights, but they’re all very recent, with one from each decade.

>> No.27389403

>>27389380
>they're all very recent
>one from each decade
I think Anon's been duped

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>>27389372
No.

>> No.27389464

>>27389403
Probably a multigenerational mausoleum for nobility that got swept away in demonic energy

All the people laid to rest there rose up as new Wights

>> No.27389473

Does anyone have the story about those spec ops dudes getting captured by monster girl extremists in the middle east?

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>>27389464
Ah, that makes a lot more sense! Time for the best outfits of each era.

>> No.27389513

>>27365904
>that pic
What would mamono think of Everywhere at the End of Time?

>> No.27389618

>>27389372
CLACK

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>>27365563
Resign yourself to fate. Remember, you can keep time during your coiling session by kissing each of her individual scales.

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>>27389694

>> No.27390018

A single Pick line that works 100% of time

>Name's Buster
>Buster Hymen

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>> No.27390146

>I worship Lilith and her daughters

>> No.27390184

>>27390146
meant to reply to >>27390018

>> No.27390262

>>27387870
I always viewed this image as one Wendigo had bopped anon with a club and then they had an argument on who gets him first.

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>>27365563
You don't

>> No.27390380

>>27390262
>I found him first!
>No I did!
>awawawawawa
>awawawawawa

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>>27365563

>> No.27390794
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>I-it's not like I care for you, stupid round-ear..!

>> No.27391036

>>27368815
Damn it, cat. Get out of the box! I'm shipping something I sold on Ebay.

>> No.27391096

>>27369818
They sure fucking do. Damn things keep landing on my face with unnerving regularity.

>> No.27391103

>>27390018
For the top few species that are relevant to me, at least:

>We don't have to let those thoughts of mine stay fantasies, you know.
>That other girl over there is so fucking hot.
>I wish I had a little sister as cute as you.
>Hey, slime inside the girl: Prepare her for me.
>Iä! Iä! Y'hahstell'bsnah cathg wgah'nnythya mg gokagoffn!

>> No.27391113

>>27368815
Like hell I wouldn't

>> No.27391160
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How turned on do you think Momonika sabbath members would get at the idea of being hypnotized and controlled to be their big bro’s frozen onahole?

>> No.27391163

>>27390996
>You will never go for the nuclear option of elf bullying by reminding her of the significant differences in your lifespans

>> No.27391193

>>27391163
Think she'll have a breakdown if you show her that you've already got some graying hairs?

>> No.27391194

>>27369871
There are very few cookies I like. I wouldn't mind a taste of the girls, though.

>> No.27391229

>>27391160
They account for most of the views on hypnosis porn videos.

>> No.27391238

>>27391160
Hopefully they would love it, I've been wanting more Baphomet hypnosis since that pic with 3 of them in it.

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>>27390111
>stinky NEET dragon

>> No.27391466

>>27391238
I really do want to see a hypnotized bapho naked. Especially Shirokuto or Greilia.

>> No.27391554

>>27391466
Shiro would be perfect with how much her sabbath look down on humans

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>> No.27391665

>>27391238
I want to be hypnotized by, and also to hypnotize, Familiars.

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>>27391554
They don't look down on humans.
They look down on plebs.

>> No.27391750

>>27391554
>”As if a cheap human trick could ever defeat the strength of my wits!”
>Her eyes are already starting to glaze over and her paws are moving towards her bloomers
>Meanwhile Greilia’s got a little smirk on her face even as she realizes she’s going to be going in late again to her sabbath.
>Seeing your stiffy grow as she feels her mind slip away makes her say it’s worth it every time.

>> No.27391814

>>27391613
Demon pillar?

>> No.27392005

>Vampire that acts like she is ancient and has seen everything despite getting all her history wrong

>> No.27392044
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>>27385382
The area around my mouth gonna look similar by the time she's done, and I'm ok with it.

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>>27384086
>that seal AIN'T goin' back on!

>> No.27392191

>>27392108
>next panel she's wearing 2 seals

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>> No.27392374

having a kiki around is insanely expensive which means men who need housekeeping done would hire a shoggoth for free. what you DIDN'T know is that their services are free because they secretly milk your penis at night for food to consume WHILE YOU SLEEP so they don't need money to buy food!

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>>27369818
Bug girls are great.

>> No.27392553

>>27392005
That's pretty cute I bet faking being ancient is common for some species

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>>27392191
>one's for vigor and the other gives her erection-inducing venom, ala mamonobama
>courtesy of the local Danuki General Store (TM)

>> No.27392705

>ywn be entranced by the music of a Momonika band
>ywn be the band's collective onii-chan, cum pump, and personal composer

>> No.27392715

>>27392562
Incidentally, some spiders already have that venom

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>>27392562
At least put some effort into it anon

>> No.27392803

>>27392471
I know I've seen this game before, but what was the name again? Was it MY]R?

>> No.27392972

>>27392803
No clue, I saw a spooder and saved it... But I think?

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>> No.27393348

>>27391163
It's best to do it casually too.

>> No.27393441

are men even allowed to become cops in a monster city?

>> No.27393576

All humans should spend a day in a Dorome's mud

>> No.27393615

>>27393441
No, in fact men aren't allowed to work in the first place.

>> No.27393734

>>27393615
>swarms of seething kikis storm MGC city hall

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>> No.27393988

>>27393615
>men aren't allowed to work in the first place.
Why?

>> No.27394233

>kiki thinks her master replaced all the carpeting in the house with hardwood and tiles to make it easier to clean
>happily goes about her business while click-clacking around the house.

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>>27394233
I wanna hold a kiki wheelbarrow-style by her heels

>> No.27394448

>>27394337
Comes with the added bonus of their tail excitedly slapping you in the face

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Comfy Kiki just for you.

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>>27394624
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>27357621

>> No.27394735

>>27393615
But I want to keep my neighborhood safe. Ill be the best mancop in the city like a buddycop movie

>> No.27394741

What about rape?and pedophilia and necrophilia?

>> No.27394823

>>27394735
You'll have to get used to monsters thinking you're a stripper and tucking dollar bills under your belt.

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>> No.27394983

>>27391163
Human life gets extended when they get with a monster girl so this might just make her be more proactive about you

>> No.27395011
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>>27393576
Based.

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>>27391163

>> No.27395103

>>27394624
Comfiest Kiki I've ever seen!

>> No.27395132
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>>27394624
BASED

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>>27395011
Having a Troll and a Dorome as waifus would be scenic and super comfy, living out in the countryside, working the land, exploring the woods, working the actual land.

>> No.27395227

>>27394624
>Kiki and Shog dressing up as each other for Halloween
Super cute maids!

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>>27395212
You'd raise the strongest geomancers

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>>27395227

>> No.27395481
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New maid hotness

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Viewer beware, you're in for a scare....

>> No.27395610

>>27382636
>Literally every other reply has been from a daughter dicker
>>27382117
Dunno, I've noticed an uptick in pedos too. I think some stupid faggots started shitposting ironically and made a home for the non ironic.

>> No.27395653

>>27395481
Cute meido

>> No.27395727
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BUZZ BUZZ

>> No.27395771

>>27395610
You thought people were being ironic

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https://exhentai.org/g/1750257/cf1575abd4/

>> No.27395936

>>27395771
The cunny posting was evidently partially shitposting.

>> No.27396166

>>27395727
I need need need a chubby neet fly

>> No.27396227

How do I win in an argument against a hellhound where she claims that it's morally fine for a sexy female to rape a man because "he'll start liking it anyways"?

>> No.27396281

>>27395858
The connected space stuff didn't really do it for me but I do like the enthusiasm.

>> No.27396305

>>27396227
change the topic at any cost, continuing that conversation will only end in a demonstration

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>> No.27396414

>>27396227
>Oh yeah, how'd you like it if I raped you?
>She doesn't say anything but you notice her tail start wagging.

>> No.27396574

>"Mastah, I managed to clean the floors to a mirror finish today!"
>you're impressed to find your kiki's right
>you can see yourself crystal clear in the reflection
>suddenly notice you can see up her skirt
>she's not wearing panties
I can't help but feel like this was planned.

>> No.27396756

>>27396574
Now see if you can turn her into a Dom Kiki by bullying her by pretending to be dense and not noticing her lewdness

>> No.27396821

is it possible for your daughter to genuinely want to fuck you while you don't give any hints to her that you want to fuck?

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>>27396414
Yeah hellhounds hate the thought of being raped so whenever one is coming onto you make sure to tell her you'll pin her down and see how she likes it for a change

>> No.27396884

>>27396821
Socialization at an early age would be important if you want to prevent that.

>> No.27396958

>>27396821
100% absolutely.

>> No.27396963

>holst and mino schoolgirls are able to give one boy of their choosing a special hall pass
>the holder of said hall pass is allowed to miss class if the girl who gave it to him asks him to accompany her to the designated "milking room," so long as both students do not engage in any sexual activity while out of class
>male teachers are also able to receive these passes, but students must notify the teacher in advance so that a substitute can be arranged for that class period(s)

>> No.27397021

bully an elf by taking the wind out of her sails by never disagreeing with her so that every time she tries to be smug it falls flat

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>>27396821
That is stated to be the outcome for fathers who don't let their daughters associate with others.

>> No.27397080

>>27391193
That'd make any long-lived MG worry, elf or otherwise. Except a lich, maybe.

>> No.27397113

Would Ghosts, Demons, Oni, and Phantoms get mad about the new spooky ghost game? I would include banshees, but they would probably just cry.

>> No.27397114

>>27397064
is it possible for a daughter to still want to fuck her dad while socializing well with others?

>> No.27397159

>>27397114
See >>27396958

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>>27397114
In that case, only if the dad desires such a thing.

>> No.27397190

>>27397168
even if he doesn't give her any hints?

>> No.27397198

>>27397113
Demons and Oni would probably revel in the idea of people being scared of them. Not sure about ghosts.

>> No.27397249

>>27397168
How could any sane man resist?

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>>27397190
Monsters can read your feelings like a book. It's a consequence of them all being succubus-influenced thanks to the DL.
Which is why I always get a silent kick out of people posting about playing hard-to-get. It wouldn't fool any monster for a second.
They might play along a bit, though.

>> No.27397399

>>27397267
God, I wanna make Bapho-chan really happy and help her live her fantasy of being a young little girl giving an adult man a really grody blowjob.

>> No.27397425

>>27391665
What would each sabbath’s familiars do with someone hypnotized anyway?

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>>27395858

>> No.27397646

>>27397425
>DLA
Public sex demonstrations and helping the recently-lolified break in their new cunnies

>Kuroferuru
Reverse gangbang, expanding his harem with girls he couldn't bring himself to act on but had repressed desires for

>Shirokuto
Naked errand boy and free use living dildo

>Runya
Living body pillow with built-in dildo

>Momonika
Have him stand outside as a playground "toy", for herself and any other single lolis that want to hop on

>Ropurotto
Make him act like a feral beast in rut, then crank up her pheromones with theriomancy

>Marune
Have him follow her around and hold her breasts up as a living bra

>> No.27397658

>>27397198
Demon's; scary? What're they gonna do, give me a home-cooked meal and say boo?

>> No.27397721

>>27397646
Oh, and I forgot Grelia.
A Grelia familiar would probably have him bring her coffee and jerk off into it.

>> No.27397751

>>27397267
>Monsters can read your feelings like a book
That worries me a little

>> No.27397774

>>27397267
>Monsters can read your feelings like a book
So Holsts would get horribly offended at me, and Sabbath members would immediately tease me about being a lolicon?

>> No.27397784

>>27397021
>"You humans will never be as sophisticated as us elves."
>"Well, you do live longer than us, so that makes sense."
>"Y-you might as well just be subservient to us, then."
>"I mean, elves are pretty wise, so you all probably know what's best for us."
>"I-I-I bet you just want to rape me, don't you?!"
>"If that's okay with you, I wouldn't mind doing it."
>"You can't consent to rape, you idiot!"
>she storms off angry, leaving you to be smug

>> No.27397865

>>27397267
That would make finding a Bicorn very, very easy.

>> No.27397874
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>> No.27397901

>>27397751
>get spotted by a monster
>"Hey, stud. How about you and I- oh. Oh my god. Come here, you poor thing. I'm taking you home right now for some comfort food and a night of cuddling together. Don't you worry about anything anymore, you precious thing you. Everything is going to be fine from now own."

>> No.27398113

I wonder what kind of strange packages I'd have to deliver as a mailman in a monster area

>> No.27398264
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>When you show her your one-eyed monster.

>> No.27398345

>>27398264
eye love her

>> No.27398444
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Fish!

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>> No.27398563

What if you summon a Demon and a Devil at the same time?

>> No.27398594

>>27398563
Ultimate pampering.

>> No.27398686
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>>27397774
The holsts would probably just shrug and move on, no sense in getting worked up over someone who's not into it to begin with.
You'd better beware the small ones though.

>> No.27398731

>>27398458
Im terrified of spiders but I'd like a hug from an Arachne

>> No.27398732

do monsters like it when all men are weaker than monsters because they can take care of men and keep from them being murderous retards?

>> No.27398735

>>27357568
"Hey, I was wondering if you could hold something for me."

Now if she raises her hand out, I grab it and introduce myself.

>> No.27398751

>>27398732
All men are weaker than monsters

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>> No.27398823

>>27398751
I hate when alices beat me in arm wrestling.

>> No.27398824

>>27398751
so I must stand no chance against an alice carrying nothing but her rabbit dollie

>> No.27398904

Good night Anons, take care and dont burn the thread.

Instead, get ready for comfy bonfires in cool weather and snuggling up with the wife
Especially if she's cold blooded

>> No.27398909

>>27398686
Definitely. They'd know exactly how to taunt and tease me if they wanted to draw things out, if they wanted to bait me in, or if they wanted me to take them then and there.

>> No.27398948

i really want to use a monster's panties as a teabag

>> No.27398994

>>27398948
Would a tea tree dryad produce tea from her pussy?

>> No.27399046

>>27398994
hopefully not

>> No.27399065

>>27397901
>Don't even get a chance to protest or get a word in
>Before you know it you're being gently pampered and loved on at her house

>> No.27399096

>>27399046
Why? That sounds really hot.

>> No.27399137
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Is this kind of fashion prevalent in the demon realms?

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I may hate the cold, but damn if I said I wouldn't look forward to resting in front of a fire place for comfy time with a monster.

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>>27399065
I wanna do the opposite and spoil a zombie having a bad day

>> No.27399186

>>27399137
>Hey, what kind of book club is this?!

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>> No.27399298
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How do you like your hooves?

>> No.27399310

>>27399137
Actually disgusting.

>> No.27399315

>>27399137
smoking in the library is bad and I would stop them just because they are lewd doesn't mean they can break the rules

>> No.27399335

>>27399160
she looks like a cute pumpkin
>>27399162
How do you spoil a zombie?

>> No.27399348

>>27399137
Smoking is VERY gay.

>> No.27399375

>>27399298
Cloven

>> No.27399386

>>27399096
Because then it would only be cold tea but at room temp and it wouldn't even have sugar

>> No.27399495

>>27399310
>>27399315
>>27399348
>he doesn't like his trashy monster skanks

>> No.27399521

>>27399298
Not drawn by a trash artist.

>> No.27399548

>>27399495
I'll take trashy but not ashy

>> No.27399618

>>27399386
But sugar is disgusting, and ruins tea. And pussy juice and urine are both significantly warmer than room temp.

>> No.27399656

>>27398823
Turn em around and beat em from behind anon!

>> No.27399710

>>27399618
So it fails to yield cold tea and comes far short of proper hot tea

>> No.27399720

>>27399495
I prefer the "unhygienic neet" sort of trashy girl

>> No.27399743

>>27399618
>Tfw your wife pees in your tea to warm it back up for you.

>> No.27399748

>>27399720
Neet bugs!

>> No.27399765

>>27399548
cigarettes smoking is hot
I want a kejourou hooker that smokes, grabs me by the chin, opens my mouth, and blows clouds into my mouth before agreeing to suck my dick in an alleyway

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>>27399335
By spending the whole day cuddling, kissing, and preparing her hot foods while she's wrapped up in a heated blanket

>> No.27399787

>>27399720
what monsters are best as unhygienic neets?

>> No.27399864

>>27399765
Stop it anon I already have an erection.
What are you trying to do, give me a second erection?
>>27399787
H'Orcs and Kikis. One is smelly, the other is also smelly but gets flustered when you tease her about it.

>> No.27399897

What monsters are best as easily-flustered high school girls?

>> No.27399914

>>27399765
the great thing about a kejourou blow job is that she can lift you up with her hair to bring your waist in front of her without her needing to kneel.

>> No.27399930

>>27399765
What is her plan if I wear a gasmask to stop her from doing that.

>> No.27399935

>>27399765
this but as a shy shota paying a sex'd up kej for good ol fashion adult-style sex

>> No.27399962

>>27399864
what would the neet kiki do if I started cleaning her room

>> No.27399985

>>27399784
that sounds really comfy I'd love to do that with a zombie in the winter so both of us keep warm

>> No.27400009

>>27399914
Even better is the sensation of her hair binding your dick so you cant cum.
Then she taunts you by saying you paid for a full hour.

>> No.27400014

>>27399935
This, but as a shy shota paying a Jorou Gumo for hands-on sex ed.

>> No.27400033

>>27399962
She'd scream about you ruining her system.

>> No.27400055

>>27400033
yes her system of balled up panties in the corner. better make sure I change into a butler outfit with gloves before touching those.

>> No.27400056

>>27399864
Gonna bully a chubby neet h'orc by telling her she smells like cinnamon rolls.

>> No.27400075

>>27399787
I want an unhygienic neet Bicorn, who has her internet friends come ride my cock so she can have more schlick material.

>> No.27400107
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Anything a monster girl can do a human heroine can do better

>> No.27400139

>>27400107
I want a nice paladin girl wife with a monster sister that she shares me with

>> No.27400155

>>27400107
Okay, then. I want a turbo cuckquean human healslut who would make a Bicorn blush with how much pussy she gets me.

>> No.27400291

>>27400055
>not just burying your head into them and sniffing.
>Not getting caught by her and left to your own devices as she backs out while going "Beep beep beep beep."

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>>27400107
They have spirit, I'll give them that.

>> No.27400318

>>27400291
>not jacking off onto her bed while she's not in there
>not jacking off into her panty heap and seeing if she notices

>> No.27400333

>>27398780
I haven't met the middle two, but the sisters on the ends would ABSOLUTELY be comfortable living in mamano society

>> No.27400388

>>27400313
Big, sweaty, heaving spirit.

>> No.27400447

>>27400291
I must be a proper butler to that kiki to make sure she feels utmost sexual shame for her messy room

>> No.27400471

>>27399186
Looks like the St. Arcadia book club.

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What is this screenshot KC posted?

>> No.27400555

>>27400529
It seems he's praising demons and their ability to succ

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How tall or womanlet do you like your girls?

>> No.27400788

>>27400702
Either a couple inches shorter than me, or a couple feet shorter than me.

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>>27400318
>Not using her panty heap to jack off.
>Not cumming into each individual pair until all of them are crusty and stale like dead baby jokes.
>Not cumming into her clean ones right after she does laundry forcing her to go around commando
>Not sneaking up on her while she's getting dressed as she finds her cum-soaked panty drawer and ramming your face into her stinky, unwashed crotch from behind.
>Not smelling her as much as you want and eating her hairy, musk-riddled pussy like a pack of wild coyotes that caught a stray cat.
>Not ramming your dick inside her and licking her sweaty armpits
>Not twisting her other arm behind her back so she cant fight back.
>Not nutting inside her as her pussy bites down.
>Not kicking her off your dick and letting her crumple to the ground as your cum bubbles out of her unshaven pussy.
>Not berating her by saying "clean yourself up" and spitting on her worthless ass.

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>>27400702
Taller than me

>> No.27400850

>>27400702
yes

>> No.27400958

>>27400789
>Implying she wouldn't just wear the cum-soaked panties
>Implying she wouldn't ask you to cum in all her panties as she's about to wear them from now on
>Implying she wouldn't fall asleep after masturbating with the cum-soaked panties, leaving her sopping, musky hole exposed as an onahole for you
>But actually she's still awake, and just got tired of having to touch herself

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>>27400702
At eye level with their boobs

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Dance you fool!

>> No.27401127

>tfw fantasize about Sabbaths so much that learning things causes me to get erect because I automatically imagine a Familiar, Witch, or other Sabbath loli rewarding me for my work in the back of my head

>> No.27401379

>>27401127
On a related note, I'd really like a Chaos Sabbath. Imagine a Chaos Witch calling in her loli Mind Flayer friend to turn you into a tentacle parasite for them to share as a double-dildo.

>> No.27401400

>>27400107
Strictly speaking paladin girls and priestesses in my headcanon are monstergirls anyway.

>> No.27401431

>>27400702
My face to just under their breasts height

>> No.27401462

>>27401127
>>27401379
That's drain bamage my firend. I'm familiar with it,

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>>27401029
>>27401431
Perfect.

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>>27401029
Monster of that size are adept at capturing men with one simple trick.

>> No.27401584

>>27401561
Oh no!

>> No.27401691

>>27401544
This is the kind of girl you turn into a broodmother. Powerful legs for leglocking and carrying around litters, strong arms for hold lots of babies at once and protecting your children, and you just know her abdominal muscles are going to wring every last drop of baby batter out of your dick.

>> No.27401724

>>27401544
You see, my philosophy is that direct eye to boob level is not optimal because it makes it harder for her to boob hat you with the proper posture, but she can also easily rest her breasts on your shoulders by just leaning forward and giving you a hug.

The only downside to this is the hit you take in how optimal intercrural becomes when you're no longer hip to hip level, makes standing thigh sex a little more complicated.

Ultimately amorphous girls are superior. They can be boobhat height, face to breasts height, hip to hip height, dick to breast height or dick to mouth height. These are all superior in their own ways.

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>>27400702
About this size

>> No.27401835

Why is everyone so fucking submissive? Do you guys live somewhere with estrogen-tainted water?

>> No.27401851

>>27400702
3 feet to 10 feet and everywhere inbetween.

>> No.27401864

>>27401835
Why are you so insecure you feel the need to attack other people's preferences?

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>>27388084
Yes

>> No.27401888

>>27401835
>everyone
Hey, I'll have you know I get off on domming my wife. I just like to let her do all the work sometimes.

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>>27401835
I want a girl taller than me so my kids won't be 5'11'' manlets, and something about dominating tall muscular girls makes my peepee hard

>> No.27401901

>>27401835
What are you basing that on?

>> No.27401905

>>27401869
Sneak Pig!

>> No.27401912

>>27401869
>p'orc thinks she's being stealthy waiting for her target to appear until he sproinks her tail from behind

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>>27397399
Same

>> No.27401931

>>27401869
Shouldn't stealthy orcs be purple?

>> No.27401966

>>27401919
This, but with Momonika-chan.

>> No.27401997
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>>27401931
No because purple is reserved for royalty and common sneaky p'orcs ain't royal

>> No.27402021

>>27401997
Let me ask you this way
You ever seen a purple orc?

>> No.27402115

>>27402021
Found one
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/cb/97/abcb97f09f22cff963e4e5da9437ff73.jpg

>> No.27402137

>>27401966
I'd do with any bapho to be honest. I just want it with Bapho-chan the most

>> No.27402167

>>27402137
Same here. Momonika and Kuroferuru are my favorite baphs, it just so happens.

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Post your waifu's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy6cyUV_UH0

>> No.27402871

>>27402820
Fellow Pharaoh husband?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjdNz071O4E

>> No.27403002

>>27402871
There are many dynasties

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>>27400702
I like my hounds at least 7 feet tall

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>>27402820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ7nAKmIy0s

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>>27402820
https://youtu.be/O7gRpIKfSCM

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