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2733179 No.2733179 [Reply] [Original]

Time for a confession, /jp/. Would you rather fuck a loli or be a loli?

>> No.2733184

fuck a loli. easily. doing the penetration is way funner.

>> No.2733185

both

>> No.2733189

I wish to be the little girl.

>> No.2733192

Be a loli. For all eternity - I could do all the loliesque stuff.

>> No.2733194

how is the translation for musumaker going ?

>> No.2733196

For a while or forever?
I mean, in the long term, fucking a loli is illegal, and could result in severe consequences. And even if you never get caught, you'll still stress over it for years. Not to mention she'll grow up, and then just be another cock/money-hungry slut, like 99% of women out there. It's also probably not that different than regular fucking.

Now, being a loli is a completely different experience, and you will get to feel something no one else will, and experience both sides of the thing. However, again, in the long run, you will age, and become pig-disgusting grandma at age 25+. And while men can stay attractive well into their old age, women are hideous to look at past age 40, but retain the bad sides of being a woman, I.E. being batshit insane.

So I dunno. Long term: Either, really. Short term: Being a loli, by FAR.

>> No.2733197

Be the loli, hug onee-samas.

>> No.2733204

I wish to be the little girl.

>> No.2733215

Be a loli. Having a vagina would be awesome.

>> No.2733216

Both!

>> No.2733217

Fuck a loli. I'm not a closet fag who thinks taking cocks is alright if you're a girl.

It's alright to be gay, guys.

>> No.2733223

>>2733217
taking cocks is always alright, but just better if you're a girl.

>> No.2733229
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2733229

Be the loli, man the fuck up.

>> No.2733236

Taking cock is fine if you just pretend

>> No.2733237

Both.

>> No.2733252
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2733252

A futa loli.

>> No.2733254

be a loli, molest other lolis, also find a way to stay a loli forever.

it'd be like a dream come true.

>> No.2733256

I would only be a loli if I never aged.

>> No.2733257

If I was stuck at loli age, I'd be the loli. If not, I'd fuck the loli.

>> No.2733258

can't I just be a loli and fuck another loli? that would be easier. Otherwise, i think that in actuality both options aren't that good, for the reasons explained by >>2733196
.
Of course, it would be different if you could be a little girl forever or fuck one forever, in which case i would chose the first option, because sex with lolis would get boring after forever...while I'd never be bored of trying on new panties and stockings.

>> No.2733264

>>2733179
Do I get a strong gallant man who protects me and nonsexually loves me?

>> No.2733272

Dote up a loli.

>> No.2733275
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2733275

Certainly be the loli. Sex with a loli is, in the end, just sex. Becoming the opposite gender would be a far more interesting experience.

>> No.2733276

>>2733258
Why don't you just wear stockings and panties now?

>> No.2733277

>>2733264
no but you can has tacos

>> No.2733278

Loli.

The pleasure of being cummed inside~

>> No.2733285

>>2733276
Because even though you can, you have that lingering thought at the back of your head that this isn't normal, and people would laugh their ass off if they saw you, while as a girl it'd be perfectly normal.

Kinda like taking it up the ass. As a girl, nothing strange about it. As a man, you CAN too, but you can't admit that without everyone thinking you're a closet homo.

>> No.2733286

>>2733276
A guy putting on stockings and panties? That would just be grotesque.

>> No.2733293

>>2733285
I massage my prostate sometimes when I fap and have no problem telling people if it comes up in conversation. Instead of striving for something impossible (being a little girl) you might as well strive for something you can actually accomplish (achieving enough self-confidence to wear whatever you like without caring what others think).

>> No.2733303

>>2733276
Because i can't go and buy them, simply; nor do i have any imouto to steal them from. It's not like I really care about people's opinion, but, you know, going to an underwear shop (the closest of which is so far i'd have to ask someone to drive me there) and buying little girls' clothes is just too much. I don't think my poker face is good enough to put a decently-done "it's for my little sister" act.
>>2733285
Not really; if I had means of doing it, I wouldn't give it a second tought.
I've tried crossdressing in the past, but the results, for both my starting founds and my appearance, were but ridicolous.

>> No.2733311

Fuck the loli.

>> No.2733312

I think the problem is that we don't want to be a little girl because we want to wear cute clothing, we want to wear cute clothing because we would be the little girl.

>> No.2733320

fucked a couple of lolis in the past, so I would try and be a loli the faces they put while taking my cock in made me think they were enjoying it more then me so, why not try and see how they feel

>> No.2733322

>>2733194
About as well as the production of Otome Function.
Continental drift can go faster than loli games get translated.

>> No.2733337

>>2733312
and how is that, exactly, a problem?
Do you know just how many little girls wish they were the fat, asocial, non-washing NEET?

>> No.2733350

>>2733337
it's always greener on the other side

>> No.2733440

>>2733337
Lol'd more than I should have

>> No.2733467

How does this make you feel /jp/? Now they are after our lolis ;_;

>Further, last month we conducted an investigation at Akihabara, looking at those games and similar depicting sexual violence which fall outside the scope of current laws, and how their sale might be restricted. We as a party are absolutely determined to pursue a revised law which lead to a complete elimination of child pornography.

>> No.2733472

Be the loli.

>> No.2733489

Be the loli. Molest other lolis.

>> No.2733493

Does it have to be one or the other? Couldn't I like tenderly hug a loli while she watches TV or something?

>> No.2733499

>>2733489
this

>> No.2733507

>>2733467
ban loli art, child molestation rates go back up, they sure are smart.

>> No.2733511

>>2733467
Loli is already banned.

>> No.2733512

>>2733320fucked a couple of lolis in the past
details.

>> No.2733518

>>2733467
>we must not let imaginary children be fapped to hurr durr

>> No.2733563
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2733563

Unashamed honesty incoming - I'd be the Loli, if:

1. Aged 7-10, the base form being that of my personal ideal.
2. Absolutely flat.
3. Absolutely hairless.
4. Does not age.
5. Does not get a period, ever.
6. Immortal.
7. Able to read minds.
8. Able to regenerate from any brand of injury, no matter how severe, and immune to any form of disease and or poison. No need for food, drink, air and able to adapt to any pressure and/or temperature condition.
9. Able to shape shift into the form of any loli within the 7-10 age range I might imagine.
10. Able to take on features, coloring, etc both possible and impossible.
11. Comes with a pocket dimension, complete with a furnished house that is my ideal including a live in spiritual entity that cleans, does laundry and cooks. Would have its own infinite power source to run anything required. A form of computer that is capable of playing any PC or Console game plus other programs in any language and update its hardware to comply with any further advances in technology. Connects to the outside internet flawlessly downloading and uploading at unprecedented speeds and capable of adapting to any new online technological advances. A closet that could conjure any clothing type, of any material simply by imagining it. A door, as in Howl's moving castle, that can open to any place I might wish to go in the normal universe.

>> No.2733571

>>2733563
>Unashamed honesty incoming - I'd be the Loli, if:
>I am Mary Sue

Fix'd and resumed.

>> No.2733572

>>2733563
You sure do whine a lot.

>> No.2733573

>>2733563
>>3. Absolutely hairless.

You gonna wear a wig, bro?

>> No.2733579

who wouldnt want this cut off from normal people except when you want to be able to go anywhere int he world for free no injury or disease or anything and could just sit at their super computer playing games all day

fucking sign me up>>2733563

>> No.2733589

>>2733573
is this what people mean by hairless in those fanfics i read? i figured they meant everything but the eyebrows and head hair was hairless. body hair is pretty nasty anyway.

>> No.2733597

>9. Able to shape shift into the form of any loli within the 7-10 age range I might imagine.
>10. Able to take on features, coloring, etc both possible and impossible.
Dont these two pretty much cover everything? Yeah I want to be the little girl.

>> No.2733598
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2733598

Will I still have the strength and skills to save the world from men covered in bees?

>> No.2733599

>>2733563
enjoy being able to read the minds of people thinking that your new panties aren't all that cute.

>> No.2733601

>>2733563
You will be able to do all that, but will you be able to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>> No.2733606

Both are equally good.

>> No.2733612

>>2733599

Please, in the first place I'd be fully dressed, in the second place I'd be too busy doing the hermit thing staying in my room at the computer playing through pretty much every game ever instead of interacting with people.

>> No.2733618

>>2733599
what guy doesnt think a lolis panties are cute? only fat dykes think shit like that.

>> No.2733620

>>2733598
The best loli.

>> No.2733624

Learn to lucid dream.
Enjoy being the loli once a month or so.

>> No.2733626

>>2733618
Wouldn't a fat dyke think a loli's panties are cute as well? You're not making much sense here.

>> No.2733630

>>2733563
Seconded. Only I'm keeping my head hair.

>> No.2733633

>>2733624

I can manage 2-4 times a week.

Seriously, guys. try this shit out, you'll love it.

>> No.2733634

>>2733626
shed be to busy bitching about how the loli is conforming to mens standards of women instead of being a fat dyke that wears boxers. the dyke would be to busy trying to make the loli look like a little boy. because thats what fat dykes really want.

>> No.2733635

>>2733612
>in the first place I'd be fully dressed,
>playing through pretty much every game ever instead of interacting with people.
by the combination of those two things, i don't see what the point would be in being the little girl.

>> No.2733640

>>2733563
do want
no responsibilities
just do whatever you want
and be a cute little girl
THIS IS THE NEET IDEAL!!!!!!!!!

>> No.2733643

>>2733635

Well, you did miss the point. The point was I'd only be a little girl if it came with those things.

>> No.2733650

>>2733643
>I'd be the Loli, if:
oh so youre pretty much fine as a guy youd just do the girl thing if it came with all that shit
but what would be the point?
the whole point should be to get fucked as a little girl

>> No.2733658

be a loli, please.

>> No.2733667

>>2733650

Actually, I'd be fine if the whole sex drive thing... never kicked in at all.

>> No.2733696

>>2733643
that is indeed terrible and you really should learn to appreciate the joys of being a loli.

>> No.2733714

>>2733571
>Mary Sue
mary sues are drama characters everyone is supposed to love just because
their post suggests wanting to cut themselves off from people
not to be loved by them
your take on it itt makes no sense

>> No.2733718

I've been a loli.
Sadly my time came and I had to grow up.
Sigh.

It was fun though.

>> No.2733726

>>2733714
It would suck if you were a loli and everyone loved you. You need people to hate you so you know whom to torture using your loli assets.

>> No.2733727

>>2733718
Did you have sex?

>> No.2733784

ATHEEENS,
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!!!!

>> No.2733817

Both, though I'd rather be the loli if I had to choose. Being able to wear cute clothes and fuck whichever gender I felt like on any given day would be bliss.

>> No.2733859

>>2733817
>and fuck whichever gender I felt like on any given day would be bliss.
not that i disagree but guys can do that part too
its just a little nastier

>> No.2733863

>>2733726
Exactly. Thats why I dont get why he thought that was a mary sue.

>> No.2733867

Be the loli that fucks other lolis.

>> No.2733907

>>2733859
Yeah I know, I just think it'd be more pleasurable as a loli.

>> No.2735362
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2735362

I wish to be the little girl.

>> No.2735363
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2735363

I like both

>> No.2735378
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2735378

I like both.

>> No.2735801

>>2733563
Going with this.

>> No.2736215
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2736215

I'd be a loli, unless if I'm a loli trapped in a submarine filled with sexually deprived men.

>> No.2736240

A ghost. I can possess the loli or possess the dick.

>> No.2736986

>>2736240

I wonder if possessing dicks is gay or not.

>> No.2736995

Only if I could be the loli for all eternity.

>> No.2736998

fuck a /jp/anon-turned-loli

>> No.2737006

I'd rather fuck a loli.

I enjoy having my current body.

>> No.2737014

For those of you that selected to be the loli, Would you be willing to let the rest of /jp/ fuck you?

Would you take one for the team?

>> No.2737017

Be a loli. Hot elementary lesbian sex is hot.


>>2737014
Only after I've masturbated and had my first time with another loli. Hell, I wouldn't mind experiencing a bukkake.

Hopefully the 3 or 4 or you in /jp/ that have had sex don't have an STD...

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2737021

>>2737017
>/jp/

>had sex

>> No.2737059

>>2737021
It's possible one of there parents had an STD before he was born.

It'd be transfered onto him.

>> No.2737069

>>2733179
Be a loli.
>>2737014
Hell no.

>> No.2737075

I would really enjoy finding well respected and moral men ,flirting with them and getting them to break and fuck me.

>> No.2737080

>>2736986
I possess a dick.

>> No.2737095

>>2737075
This is what I would do. Also emotional black mail.

>> No.2737121

>>2737075
>>2737095
Come to think of it now that rape games are banned we might start to see games like this.

>> No.2737126

>>2737095
To deal with this, You must be a rock.

Emotional black mail don't work on rocks.

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