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2730752 No.2730752 [Reply] [Original]

I am the bane of the net.
PC's are my body and data is my blood.
I have created over a thousand posts.
Unknown to life,
Nor known to sleep.
Have withstood registrations to post on many boards,
Yet, these posts shall always be deleted.
So as I pray, Unlimited Troll Works

>> No.2730754

lame-o

>> No.2730804

Well played, Mr. Troll

>> No.2730819

Thinking up variations of UBW is how I spend my work hours, I'm a sad person.

>> No.2731109

>>2730819

I am the bone of my chant.
Verses are my body, and engrish is my blood.
I have created over a thousand words.
Unknown to nonsense.
Nor known to logic.
Have withstood boredom to create many chants.
Yet, these spells will never cast anything.
So, as I pray, "Unlimited Unlimited Blade Works Works"

>> No.2731115

>>2731109
OK I lol'ed

>> No.2731117
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2731117

>>2731109

>> No.2731135
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2731135

I am the bone of my dick
Hormones is my body
Vaginal juices is my blood
I have fucked over a thousand maidens
Unknown to chastity
Nor known to morality
Waiting for my full harem orgy
I have no regrets
This is the only path
So as i pray
Unlimited Pimp Works

>> No.2731199

>>2731135
Cool, but I think you should've used a picture of Tomaru instead.

>> No.2731290
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2731290

I am the deliveryman of my newspaper.
Aluminium is my bike, and lightning is my speed.
I have delivered over a thousand newspapers.
Unaware of tardiness.
Nor aware of getting up way too fucking early to deliver them in time.
Withstood rain to deliver newspapers.
Waiting for old people to read them.
I have no regrets. This is the only route.
The past couple of years were 'unlimited newspaper delivery works'

>> No.2731302

I have a boner as my sword.
Hard is my body and rushing is my blood.
I have prepared over a thousand tissues.
Unknown to death nor to life.
I have withstood temptation to fap many times.
Yet my left hand will never hold anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Fap Works.

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