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Rumia is so dark that when she touches herself, they call it black on black crime

>> No.2730424

I just had a mental image of darkie Rumia preforming the most ghastly thing imaginable.

>> No.2730434
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2730434

I just googled what that meant and it's something about niggers. I don't like the idea of Rumia having something to do with niggers.

>> No.2730440

>>2730424

What did you imagine?

>> No.2730444

>>2730424
I now have the mental image of darkie rumia with a strap-on raping cute innocent rumia.

>> No.2730451

>>2730424
Rumia, having consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off?

>> No.2730464

You know when you played Zork as a kid? You remember the grue? Yeah, that was Rumia, hiding in the shadows.

>> No.2730490

>>2730464
You know when you played SkiFree as a kid? You remember the snowman? Yeah, that was Letty, hiding behind the trees.

>> No.2730495

>>2730464
I like to think that Rumia IS a grue, in the way Chen and Rin are cats and Ran is a fox. Just remember those round, red eyes hate the way the light reflects off your skin.

>> No.2730504

>>2730490
sheeeet.

>> No.2730514

I would take a true blade of holy light and smite down the horrible man-eating demon wearing a little girl's guise. The deeds this monstrosity committed cannot go unpunished. If you know what I mean.

I still think a proper Paladin in Gensokyo would either fall immediately(classic paradox, a baby demon(gensokyo's youkai little girls)), go on a serious slaying spree worthy of legend, or have sex with EVERYONE. Depending on the DM.

>> No.2730529

>>2730514
That sounds too cliched. Also, although most of the inhabitants are demons, their views are not always evil aligned, or are at least smart enough to see that killing sprees leave little profit.

However, I do see several factions. Attacking one may gain you the another's favor, unless you want them all going after you.

>> No.2730540

>>2730529
Paladins do not take part in faction politics. He is a natural force, uncontrollable. Something innately evil or man-eating with no hope of being tamed or taught otherwise is going to get SMITTEN. In one way or another. If you know what I mean.

>> No.2730541

>>2730495
That's an entertaining thought. Might also be the Ur-grue as well. I don't think we were ever told what was in the shadow sphere.

>> No.2730562

>>2730540
You mean that a Paladin will go against the truce that both the demons and humans have agreed to avoid mutual destruction? The rogues, both human or demons, are unavoidable, a deliberate act of agression might mean full blown war if taken the wrong way.

>> No.2730563

"You are likely to be raped by Rumia"

>> No.2730557

>>2730495
>>2730541
Marisa is the Thief.

>> No.2730588

>>2730562
If the truce had no evil acts going on, there would be no reason to slay the not-evil demons. Wild youkai that don't obey it are screwed. However, if the pact was evil(or even if some of the humans were doing evil acts, like selling human children) you can bet on our paladin doing something about it.

If nothing can be slain without disrupting the peace, then the course of action depends on the paladin in question. A straightforward paladin would start the war anyway, under the pretense of a holy war. A charismatic paladin would try to get the rules of the pact altered for maximum LG, ect.

In any case, a paladin would do some major things in Gensokyo.

>> No.2730605

I GOT THIS JOKE OFF OF CHAPPELLES SHOW OLOLOLOLOL.

>> No.2730613

>>2730588
The human village would get overrun in a single night. No survivors. And the Judge from Hell would want to have some words with you.

Note: The Judge from Hell is immune to holy damage due to her divinely given position as a judge of souls.

>> No.2730623

>>2730613
Judge from Hell is overpowered.

>> No.2730632

>>2730613
There's no reason that youkai couldn't be on the Paladin's side. This is good versus evil, not youkai vs humans. Shikieiki, being a perfect impartial judge, would take no part.

>> No.2730634

>>2730623
A divine being, if not an outright god.

Also, welcome to Touhou, where character like Suika eat beyonders for breakfast.

>> No.2730637

>>2730588
>>2730613
>>2730632
>>2730623
>>2730634
Hold up, gentlemen. I'm a bit rusty on DnD, but if a human paladin went to Gensokyo, wouldn't he be an Outsider and weak against holy damage?

>> No.2730647

>>2730632
The Paladin deliberately dismissed the responsability for the safety of those town folk. Doing that might mean downright damnation.

>> No.2730659

>>2730637
What about Death Knights?
How long would they last?

>> No.2730693

>>2730647
He took responsibility for the good, righteous humans. That's what a paladin will do, get rid of evil and protect what is good. If everyone must be placed into some immediate peril to secure a safe, bright future, then the Paladin will take as much peril as possible unto himself and do what needs to be done.

>> No.2730726

>>2730693
He would have to be very careful to keep his ass from falling. There is a big difference between eating people because they food to you and doing it because you are evil.

>> No.2730733

>>2730726
And hence, moral ambiguity in a world designed to remove it. Fuuuuck.

>> No.2730941

>>2730563
>raped
Not quite. <3

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