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I wish the librarians at my library looked like this....most of them are old women. But sometimes there are some cute girls there volunteering.

>> No.2729112

Patchy sucks.

>> No.2729109

>The librarians at my library look like this....most of them are old women. But sometimes there are some cute girls there volunteering.

>> No.2729124

>>2729112

*frowns*

>> No.2729136

Young women are too stupid for books.

>> No.2729143

You expect 3D to look as good as 2D?

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>The librarians at my library look like this....most of them are old women. But sometimes there are some cute girls there volunteering.

Ironically, Patchi is around 100 yrs. old or more.

>> No.2729149

>implying patchy isn't old

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>> No.2729185
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Patchy, my love for you burns like a book.

>> No.2729198

I'd read books together with Patchy, if you know what I mean.

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>>2729198

Yes, I do.

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>> No.2729290

patchy is not a virgin

>> No.2729298

>>2729290
Stop that.

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>> No.2729307

>>2729290
Of course she isn't. You trying to say you expect us to believe that a 100 year old introvert hasn't done anything, even with inanimate objects?

>> No.2729310

>>2729290
If I could, I'd glare at you dissapprovingly.

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>>2729298
...you do realize she has a succubus as an Assistant Librarian, right? You can't possibly be as ignorant to think her cherry hasn't been plucked yet.

>> No.2729330

>>2729102
It can be a hard job to get on a non-voluntary basis. The people who get are there for life. Its sometimes like trying to get to be the guy who goes around delivering packages. You get it by luck and take it for life.

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Where this thread is going.

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>>2729290
and it was consensual

>> No.2729340

>>2729334
needs more of her grinding herself on the corner of the table.

I be the library's table's have WELL polished corners.

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>>2729307
If she did anything, it was for the sake of KNOWLEDGE.

After reading Hume, she felt like experiencing things...

>> No.2729344

I wonder if she's read SICP...?

>> No.2729346

>>2729341
by your picture can I assume she wishes to be the teabag?

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I remember my friend used to nickname Patchouli Patches O'Reily.

>> No.2729352

>>2729348

Patchouli isn't a fucking mick...

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Why is Patchy so sexy?

>> No.2729373

>>2729352

What's a mick?

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>>2729369
She isn't.

>> No.2729383

>>2729373

Patchouli.

>> No.2729395

>>2729373
Racial slur for people of Irish heritage.

In Australia its used much the same way blacks refer to each other as nigga.

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>>2729381
Clearly you must be gay.

>> No.2729401

I'm a librarian. I'm the only guy, and the youngest person working there by a good 30 years.

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>>2729398
No, I just enjoy superior looking Touhou

>> No.2729408

>>2729102
Librarian is a four to six year degree covering information science, collection maintaining, culling and expansion, and principles of cataloguing amongst many other things.

The hot chicks are generally just library assistants.

>> No.2729409

>>2729401
Must have a Mature fetisht, then. Lucky you, huh?

>> No.2729415

I have a fetish for bookworms.

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>>2729369

Why ask Why?

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Just letting you guys know... Patchy reads nothing but romance novels and comic books. You'd a be a fool to believe otherwise.

>> No.2729445

>>2729444
>romance novels

D'awwww <3

>> No.2729458

>>2729444
And yaoi. Only because Alice draws it, though.

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>>2729445

With Fabio on the cover.

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>>2729444

That just makes her cuter. Based on appearances alone, you would think she reads ancient tomes and serious novels.

>> No.2729519

>>2729458
>yaoi

There aren't enough men in Gensokyo for such a thing.

>> No.2729524

>>2729444
What's wrong with her liking romance novels and manga?

That's cute.

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>>2729524

Absolutely nothing wrong at all... but that's all she reads.

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>>2729519
>implying Rinnosuke and Wriggle aren't enough people to make a yaoi doujin

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Patchouli Knowledge wanting strong hands

>> No.2729544

I thought Patchy would be the type to read serious shit instead of manga and the like.

>> No.2729540

>>2729535
Throw in Genji and Youmu's father for an orgy.

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2729550

I wish to call her 'Patchu~n'

>> No.2729552

>>2729544

Manga is serious...

>> No.2729555

>>2729552
Only like 10% of it.

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>>2729344
Yes, she has.

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You guys make it seem like Patchy can't get what she wants.

>> No.2729582
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Patchouli looks like she's wearied with life in general. Every time you see her, she's miserable-looking or rather downtrodden.

Side effect of living with the batshit insane Scarlets, I suppose.

>> No.2729594

>>2729582
A bitter bookworm?

Shit, it's like a genderswap of myself.

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>> No.2729606

>>2729582
I think that's just her chronic illness kicking in. I know I'm miserable when I'm sick.

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>>2729594

Except you're probably squishy in all the wrong places and nobody wants to have sex with you.

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>>2729594

I don't understand the 'mukyu~' thing, even though I know where it originated from.

All I can hear, when asked to imagine what Patchouli would sound like, is a very tired-sounding girl with the inflections and mannerisms of one decades older than she appears. She sparingly uses her words.

>> No.2729616

>>2729608
Why are you so mean anon? ;_;

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>>2729609

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>>2729616

Because you're basically calling Patchy a female you. You could be a wonderful person, but you shouldn't go there.

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I wish I was 1% as sexy as Patchouli.

>> No.2729647

>>2729641

I'd have sex with you if you were that sexy.

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>>2729641
I am.

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I wanna hug!

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>>2729408
Is it like "Sexiness, Charisma, Authority. Pick two."?

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>> No.2730858

>I wish the librarians at my library looked like this

You still would not talk to them nor would they acknowledge your presence.

>> No.2731126

i'd stay one hundred years in a library with her if you know what i mean

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