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Hey mongrels,

My name is Gilgamesh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are women and children who spend every second of their day being a weak bitch. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever summoned the Gate of Babylon? I mean, I guess it's fun being a mongrel, but you all take to a whole new level, This is even worse than fighting a woman.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much god. I am the King of Heroes, and I killed the King of Conquerors. What kind of magic shit can you do, other than "try to make things harder"? All my noble phantasms are at least rank A, and I have a banging hot woman (She just blew me away; Shit was SO cash). You are all mongrels who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>> No.2724769
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Dear Gilgamesh,

This image looks shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my days.

Sincerely,
Anon

P.S. My bitch sodomized your bitch!

>> No.2724773
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Hey Gil, you know that look you have when looking down on us 'mongrels'?

That's the look the real King of Heroes have when looking at you

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>> No.2724789

Hey Gilgamesh, didn't you get beaten by Shirou?

>> No.2724820
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That said, I do think Gilgamesh would make a better husbando than Shirou. The two of them look so good together.

What's saber's problem?

>> No.2724837

>>2724820
>The two of them look so good together.

Shinji and Sakura can also look good together in fanart.

>> No.2724845

>>2724837

Nonsense, Gil would not be anywhere near as terrible as Shinji.

>> No.2724847

>>2724820
Not to mention their voice actors are compatible.

>> No.2724866

>Not to mention their voice actors are compatible.

Yeah those two, how come they keep voicing characters with romantic tension between them? (eg Odin Sphere).

Do they fap/schlick to each other's voice?

>> No.2724895

I am Bilgames, son of Lugalbanda and the fifth king of Uruk.

I am He who Saw the Deep.

You're a cartoon.

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So I herd there're mongrels in this thread...

>> No.2725160

>>2724752
I mostly don't like these, but christ. This one is good. Saber and Gil being there fit nice and the phrasing is perfect.

10/10. Keep up the content man.

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Since when did Saber have tits?

>> No.2725400

You got your ass whupped by a snake. Pussy.

>> No.2725409
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Supreme over other kings, lordly in appearance,
I am the hero, born of Uruk, the goring wild bull.
I walk out in front, the leader,
and walk at the rear, trusted by my companions.
Mighty net, protector of my people,
raging flood-wave I destroy even walls of stone!
Offspring of Lugalbanda, I am strong to perfection,
son of the august cow, Rimat-Ninsun;... I am awesome to perfection.
It was I who opened the mountain passes,
who dug wells on the flank of the mountain.
It was I who crossed the ocean, the vast seas, to the rising sun,
who explored the world regions, seeking life.
It was I who reached by my own sheer strength Utanapishtim, the Faraway,
who restored the sanctuaries (or: cities) that the Flood had destroyed!
... for teeming mankind.
Who can compare with me in kingliness?
Who can say like Gilgamesh: "I am King!"?
Whose name, from the day of birth, was called "Gilgamesh"?
Two-thirds of me is god, one-third of me is human.
The Great Goddess [Aruru] designed(?) the model for my body,
she prepared my form ...
... beautiful, handsomest of men,
... perfect

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