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>> No.2719740

>athens !SysNk6tQtw

>> No.2719739

Hidden and reported.

>> No.2719741

Fuck nice, I'm going to be a jerk from now on. Faggot.

>> No.2719745

I had a 4-year relationship before though.

>> No.2719747

>!SysNk6tQtw
>!SysNpnp3nU

Different tripcode.

>> No.2719748

Nah girls go for me for my looks. Shallow bitches.

>> No.2719749

Maybe. I don't even have any women that I get along with anymore though. The only time I talk to females is when I have to work with them for a class.

>> No.2719750

>>2719747
Yeah I thought something was wrong as athens said he had left /jp/ so I searched on the archive, it isn't him.

>> No.2719751

Nice trolling, but I knew instantly it wasn't the real athens.

>> No.2719753

>>2719747
>>2719750
>>2719751
sup athens

>> No.2719765

Want to hear something interesting /a/? (in b4 personal blog).

Last night I was in my room as usual, which is next to the lounge room, I can hear through it pretty well. Anyways I was at my computer as usual, on /a/, until I heard my name mentioned.

My sister was in the lounge room with a few of her friends, apparently they had got tickets to some concert, but they had an extra, and my name was repeated.

My sister said 'hmmmm' but one of the girls, who sounded more shy, responded by saying 'No, (my name) isn't like that, he's not into those kinds of things'.

At that my sister sounded a bit weird and said 'How would you know that?', to which one of the other girls said 'Because she looooves him'.

Now this wouldn't necessarily be significant, just some high school girls being silly, but with that comment this shy girl walked straight out of the room without a word to which the others said quietly 'what's with her?' etc.

Now I know my sister has friends around alot, who I see, but I never knew names....

>> No.2719764

I'm definitely not nice, funny or all that intelligent. Fuck you.

>> No.2719769

Being called nice by anyone is more than fine for me. I have no problem living the rest of my short life like this.

>> No.2719770

>>2719765
I think I saw this in an anime before.

>> No.2719774

>>2719741
This only works for so long.

The best thing to do is to just not give a shit around women. Don't be a jerk, don't be nice, just take it easy.

>> No.2719778

>>2719765
Rape her. She'll learn never to love again.

>> No.2719785

>>2719745
I read that as a 4-year old relationship.

Definitely not as interesting anymore.

>> No.2719800

I may be intelligent, but I'm far from nice or funny.

>> No.2719803

I have been in a few relationships back in my high school years.

That was before I became a huge weeaboo like I am today though.

>> No.2719806

>>2719765
>/a/
At least change the board name if you're going to post copypasta.

>> No.2719817

I am nice to everyone I know casually, once I am familiar with someone however I tell them what I think of them.

>> No.2719822

>>2719769
This coming from a 23 year old male who's never been in a single relationship ever, and has spent most of his life inside of his room since he was 18. Living a literal perfect, well balanced, and happy life right now. All you need to do is learn to enjoy other things in life.

>> No.2719827

>>2719806
I thought the intention was that he was pointing out that this is an ancient /a/ trollbait picture?

Well either way...

>> No.2719831

lolmufuckas aint gettn no pussy

>> No.2719832

I wish I could just touch a girl or smell her hair

>> No.2719838

This thread wouldn't be so bad if it were on /a/. Seriously /jp/, where is the 'I only love 2d' or whatever. I am disappoint.

>> No.2719841

>>2719838
Weekend

>> No.2719846

Who here actually wants to lose their virginity, and to who (of course you don't have to be specific, just a general idea of the person would be fine)?

>> No.2719847

>>2719841
There is no such thing as weekend on /jp/. It's the same 30-40 fags talking to eachother here.

>> No.2719849

>>2719846
to another virgin I love very much in a sweet, romantic, tender way.

>> No.2719851

>>2719847
There is definitely a weekend /jp/.

>> No.2719855

>>2719851
Kids generally don't come here. If anything the activity will increase during the weekend, but that's it.

>> No.2719861
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>>2719846
I want to lose my virginity to hanyuu

>> No.2719863

>>2719855
I wouldn't say there are kids coming here, but the higher traffic brings in more trolls, who all feel the need to start threads.

Also tripfaggots like the OP get drunk and then use /jp/ as their personal playhouse.

>> No.2719864

>>2719855
more activity = more users = more shitty users = shittier /jp/

>> No.2719865

Yes but having sex would imply me taking that girl back to my apartment, which would imply her seeing my apartment, which would imply her seeing my private space, which would imply her BEING IN MY PRIVATE SPACE.

Seriously /jp/, I don't even let my parents around here anymore.

Maybe I would like a high-school style relationship where we just saw each other casually for a bit every day, but taking her back to my place is a sure recipe to sour the relationship from a nice young-people-in-love setting to a 'lol adult committment' shit I DO NOT WANT.

I like the idea of a girl and guy being fresh everyday to talk to each other.

Unfortunately though my high school days ended over 5 years ago.

All girls today are too adult and 'work/career fag' for my taste.

No thanks, I am fine with my waifu.

>> No.2719867

>>2719865
That's nice, dear.

>> No.2719876

>>2719865
this is not /r9k/

>> No.2719888

>>2719865
>I like the idea of a girl and guy being fresh everyday to talk to each other.

This.

Your idea sounds nice.

>> No.2719909

My stats are more like:
Niceness: 9.7/10
Intelligence: 8.5/10
Speechcraft: 6.0/10
Charm: 9.0/10

I've been told by a few girls that I am "hot" and can't believe that I've never had a girlfriend before. I can be funny, I guess, but it wouldn't be because I'm intentionally trying to be funny. I'm kind of awkward but I can be decent socializing one-on-one. It's just that I've just developed fear of the outside world a bit so I've been a NEET for several years, 90% of the time staying inside my unlit room. I don't mind dying any day now.

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