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<span class="sjis">17 years.[/spoiler]
What two things does that have in common with today? Yukari and of course being eternally 17. That's right- It's YUKARI YEAR.
No matter what you think or say, Yukari is Seventeen Years Old.

>> No.27134911

Look at her. She even has a birthday hat.

>> No.27135483
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My favourite young lady!

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if yukari is 17, then how come she's not?

>> No.27173722
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>> No.27173771

Because you're lying.

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Yukari....not a fan.

>> No.27177449
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Yukari a dommy-mommy or more of an “Ara Ara” type?

>> No.27186106
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The soft and silky youkai. I want to cuddle her dresses and gloves!

>> No.27190859

I am pretty sure that's the same thing

>> No.27193549
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I miss him.

>> No.27202627

Miss who?

>> No.27221977
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What is Yukari?
A miserable gap full of lies.

>> No.27244240

This is why I hate board traffic

>> No.27248449
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>> No.27262092

I've never thought of pouring a drink that way.

>> No.27263948

why are these shit threads allowed to exist

>> No.27264057

I think you forgot your anal cream. I can't hear you over the buttmad in your post.

>> No.27268250

if yukari is 17 then why is she drinking?

>> No.27268351

Now now, it's just purple water.
Definitely not alcohol. Besides, who's gonna tell her to stop? Ran is there. She can handle whatever happens.

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Cow-titted monster!

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Yukari writes in to the sunday funnies!

>> No.27281989

I've been looking for this for ages.

>> No.27283361

Why are they dressed like prostitutes?

>> No.27283411

Because they are.

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>> No.27284942

No they aren't.

>> No.27287052
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All Touhous Are Hookers

>> No.27316320

No, just you.

>> No.27318789

The only ones I know of are
Reimu - cheap
Aya - medium price
Tewi - really expensive

>> No.27346334

Sanae - Free
Reimu - Virgin
Aya - Retired

>> No.27348794
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>Reimu - Virgin

>> No.27349208

Reimu, Shion, Hecatia
Aya, Jo'on, Alice
Yukari, Tewi

>> No.27349244

I want to impregnate her and make her a regular mommy

>> No.27349444

Anal and oral doesn't count. Nor does tribbing

>> No.27350280

Unless you're nice and kind to her, then it's free.

>> No.27363950

If she can get infected, it counts!

>> No.27367710

Fuck you

>> No.27380248

Do you disagree with the price? A punk slut like Heca would 100% fuck for beers and for tips if she was the bartender.

>> No.27401027

Heca is not a slut and she doesn't fuck people for money.
She's just an out of touch titan goddes with the wrong sense of fashion in an eastern wonderland.

>> No.27434549

I contest that.

>> No.27508722

You can catch infections through physical contact with blood. I guess that counts too.

>> No.27525938

I definitely wouldn't call a girl who's done weird blood play sex acts pure, anon.

>> No.27567142

Tell that to Reimu's now deceased victims.

>> No.27567742
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Yukarin is a gift!

>> No.27574922

I want a Yukari

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>> No.27576484

I wonder if Yukari is sensitive about her weight.

>> No.27578342

She's a girl. Of course she is...

>> No.27589633

Happy Gappy!
I want to hug her and kiss her and put her in a wedding dress

>> No.27589908
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You'll have to catch one yourself, like Reimu

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I want to snuggle wedding dress Yukarin!

>> No.27635031

Yukari has big yukaris

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How has you been doing this year? hope that you are well and safe.

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Yukari have TWO THREADS!

>> No.27641299

I can't come to /jp/ anymore because of this thread, Yukari is in the catalog looking at me like I'm pitiful or pathetic all the time.

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It just your mind playing tricks on you, just look at Yukari like her face is fill with concerned and interest in your well-being.

>> No.27648728

I bet Yukari will have no trouble finding people to spirit away this year. The youkai will eat well.

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No Yōkai will go hunger this year

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Prices will go down this year!

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>> No.27718035
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Yukari wants to feel pretty

>> No.27742852
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Hambaga da

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Go away ugly old hag!

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>> No.27797752

Yukari is not good at being a housewife

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>> No.27834571

Yukari doesn't need to cook well to be my housewife, she just needs to give access to her loose hagpussy.

>> No.27853930

But how will she take care of the children you'll make with her

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Delivery food and TV dinners!

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>> No.27869781

Yukari probably has enough money to hire her own personal chef
how else would she pay her phone bill

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Phones? In Gensokyo? are you mad?

>> No.27914111

Yukari has been shown to possess and use a cellphone

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Yukari is causing trouble again, someone please stop her.

>> No.27964216 [DELETED] 

How did you grab that from my que? now I have to find something else!

>> No.27964266

Joining her would be more fun. Barely anything happens in Gensokyo.

>> No.28010056

My last few faps have been all about Yukari

>> No.28012188

As they should be
Were they about making Yukari a mom?

>> No.28012341

That's the purpose of nakadashi isn't it?
Also, please don't hand off those feels.

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>> No.28012548

Is Yukari the girl, or the gap?

>> No.28012596
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We don't have a defined answer but it most likely the gap is the real Yukari

>> No.28012622


For me it's Yukari forcing me to have sex with her while I try to resist (but actually wanting it)

>> No.28014587
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Yukari is for tender, loving, gentle family making sex
with wedding rings on and fingers locked

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And falling asleep in each others' arms.

>> No.28023701

The ara type. It's the most plausible given her nature. Don't expect that to be all you see from her. She probably still see herself as a great(not as in the food was great) youkai so don't expect anything until you're about as close to her as someone like Reimu.

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>> No.28125760

Yukari is the only one that knows the true meaning of taking it eazy.

>> No.28169775

Kind of hard not to when you're a youkai that sleeps a quarter of the year and has not one, but two strong shikigami and a shrine maiden to gatekeep.

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>> No.28192506

Don't forget her gaps. Don't use your legs like a sucker, just bring everything to you within arm's reach.

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I love the shading on the gloves. They look super silky!

That dress looks amazingly poofy! I want to cuddle it.

>> No.28221028

>That dress looks amazingly poofy! I want to cuddle it.
It's up to you man.
Too bad it's limited to the opening act though.

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That's a shame. It looks really nice.

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I love her lady feet

>> No.28285909

Yukari needs to lay off the meth

>> No.28286915

where do you find those?

>> No.28287325

They're old images. Consider lurking the archives.

>> No.28319124

She's not on meth. It's just another episode of Yukari being a creep.

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>> No.28403383

Nobody wants to see an old lady embarass themselves.

>> No.28421135

She's not old
She is young, very healthy, and very fertile

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She's oooooooooold

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Would smooch

>> No.28450703
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She doesn’t use it herself, she just sells it to Hunter Biden

>> No.28450914

>edge of the wedge theorem

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>>edge of the wedge theorem
I saved it a while back.
I think it's just a shitpost.

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>> No.28506123

Yukari being kind and inviting would cause more paranoia than her being hostile
even if the kindness is genuine

>> No.28510958
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Yukari can't make friends!
Everyone is either weary of her presence or outright avoids her.

>> No.28516493

A man will warm up to her if she gives him children
She just has to encourage their creation starting off

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that seems like an impossibility for her

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>> No.28536338

She has superhuman strength
If she wants a present, it will go right where she wants it

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>> No.28561419
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She's strong as fuck

>> No.28574404

<span class="sjis">
17 Forever

>> No.28612347
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I wonder how many friends she made in 17 years.
I wonder how many of them she genuinely misses. I wonder if in the pride she carries as a long lived youkai does she take time to mourn those she found significant.

>> No.28642085

Yukari's children would have immense magical power
what kind of man doesn't want magic in his bloodline

>> No.28657275
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Yukari's pregnant waddling is only cute until she has a mood swing
then you should run very fast in the opposite direction

>> No.28677916

>you should run very fast in the opposite direction
Fuck if I know what those are like but running should be the last thing you attempt. Especially from Yukari of all people.

>> No.28681292

the running should be subtle
just enough to get out of the blast radius

>> No.28735085

just training for when the kids reach the teenager phase

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>> No.28799967
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Don't trust the gap youkai.
Always be wary in her presence.

>> No.28802183

No, ham~bur~ger.

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It won't help you.

>> No.28822108

Source of yukari?

>> No.28859327

I posted the original in the thread... It should still be reverse searchable on W...

>> No.28902016
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>> No.28912700

Gap girl remains best wife

>> No.28952462

You sure about that?

>> No.28963255

She would make strong, genius children and be able to give them the best education and opportunities in life
As far as giving one's kids the best start in life, Yukari is the best one to make them with

>> No.28995452

>As far as giving one's kids the best start in life, Yukari is the best one to make them with
You don't realize just how big a risk she is just to meet in person. You could go missing and nobody would know.

>> No.29008178

Of course she's dangerous
She is youkai
That doesn't stop her from being the best mother for your children
Embrace it anon, your babies belong in her belly

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>> No.29026933

Yukari is flat by the way.

>> No.29031810

How much do you want to bet she was talking out of her ass and just wanted to look a lot smarter than she actually is?

>> No.29068607

I'm not a betting man so I won't make that bet, but I would agree to that. Too many variables to keep track of, and the calculations would have to be impossibly precise to persist over a long period of time.
Even as a youkai and someone good at math, it just doesn't seem feasible.

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Stupid gap hag!

>> No.29187858

all i get from this guy's doujins is that he's a cannibal fetishist

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The countless atrocities this woman has committed...

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Rub you feet.

>> No.29233878

Feet are not for rubbing
They are for locking around you when she pulls you deep inside

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Yularin can only use bribery to get people to do what she wants

>> No.29248971

To present my belly and receive gentle tickles from those soft gloves.

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Yukari-sama takes part in compensated dating...

>> No.29272863

<span class="sjis">エロい。。。[/spoiler]

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Even I wouldn't date Yukari.

>> No.29294023

Yukari is a cute
A shame she's such an amoral monster

>> No.29315825

Why not anon?
Your children would look cute with purple eyes

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Why is this old lady pretending to be a teenager?

>> No.29336068

I wouldn't date her either, I'd just pay her for sex!

>> No.29380876

She isn't someone who would treat herself cheaply. She has self respect and you should respect her too.

>> No.29403131

Yukari is the jew of 2HU

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>> No.29430702

Oh, Yukari's flat too. I wonder when she'll stop having Ran dress up as her.

>> No.29431125

Yukari is one of the very few 2hus ZUN gave tits

>> No.29432726

Not the case in some of the earlier games and art. Flat as a board.

>> No.29432926

later work always overrides the earlier stuff in regards to art conflict, so a fabulous rack she still has

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No more age jokes.

>> No.29437689
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Yukari's age is prime childbearing age, and has been for a millennium, and will be for millennia longer

>> No.29438349

What jokes? I believe that Yukari is 17. 17 hundred years old.

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Is Yukari an eldritch abomination in the guise of a cute girl?

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The gaps are the real Yukari. Or the primary Yukari at least, the cute girl is just what you see most of the time.

>> No.29439559

she's both at the same time
she's a shapeshifter with turbocharged magic

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How does it feel to have all your favorite threads ruined?

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>> No.29449744

are you not entertained?
you ruined your own favorite threads through your own volition
you will be completed when you finally give up avatarfagging

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>> No.29453828

Reason exists for those who cannot go on living without clinging to it

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Yukarin abuses her powers and position!

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>> No.29522283

anon is strongest tuhu

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>> No.29552602

Poofy Yukari!

>> No.29566166

I've been masturbating exclusively to Yukari for about a week

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that means you're under her spell

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I like Yuk. Curse 4chan’s 4MB image limit.

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Go on, anon
Get under the cover and make her a mother

>> No.29609754

converting to jpegs gets around that if the png can't be reduced in size. A small inconvenience.

>> No.29630612

Yukari might have the best genes but I question what morals she might teach them
would she nurture their youkai side more, being youkai herself?

>> No.29637219

Don't you know that Yukari was a big nerd in a former life?

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>> No.29646328

Unless she shows me her Star Trek fanfiction and memorabilia - she will be just talk

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What happened to Yukari's girlfriend?

>> No.29675891

Well someone had to be the first Shrine Maiden

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Then Reimu came along.

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Ssshhh...I'm training the shrine maiden.

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>> No.29758823

I want a drunk and tired Reimu to sleep on my lap too.

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I'd rather a drunk and tired me sleep on Yukari's lap.

>> No.29804084

We married

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>> No.29815172

Renko posts on /jp/?

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my dick

>> No.29839803

Shoe dangling is so erotic.

>> No.29841153

This seems unrealistic.

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>> No.29851061

Cute college girl

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Yeah, it's obvious. She got her lazy trait from SOMEONE.

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>> No.29872551

this seems realistic

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>> No.29872649

old and senile hag

>> No.29872690

I want Yukari to violently rape me for calling her a hag.

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That's what you want, so you won't get it.
Your fate will be much worse.

>> No.29873662

I want to marry Yukari and make her genuinely happy and loved
she deserves to smile

>> No.29901875

>>I want to marry Yukari and make her genuinely happy and loved
>she deserves to smile
I do agree on the part that she deserves to smile, but good luck trying to court Yukari
I remembered an image where she reminds you that you're speaking to the "Great Youkai Yukari Yakumo" but I can't find it. It's a real shame because it was a great image too. It almost seems like something she would say, taken aback by the confession, but willing enough to let it slide.

>> No.29917139

It is advised that you steer clear of Yukari. Against better judgement, many seek her out for reason that only they know.

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>good luck trying to court Yukari
If Gensokyo were real, the odds of my meeting Yukari and surviving long enough to say anything would be (according to some reasonable assumptions) less than one in a trillion, probably orders of magnitude less. So if I found myself in that situation, I would consider the most probable situation that my assumptions were all wrong.

And in that case, with no ability to gauge the situation, why not shoot for the moon? Pick her up, spin her around, and kiss her right on the lips. Maybe that's what she wants. There will be plenty of time for subtle seductions and counter-counter-machinations after the wedding.

>> No.29934081

10 points to the man with the adamantium balls

>> No.29946735

>tfw no mommy yukari to milk my cock
Why live?

>> No.29948869

either you just got yourself a youkai bride, or your suffering will be legendary even in hell

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Why do you have a version without transparency?

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Behold: the manipulation of the boundaries between posts.

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Protecting our children by inflicting immense mental trauma on those that abuse them

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Very pretty looking monster.

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Your courage worked
Now claim your prize

>> No.30072300

Yukari is so beautiful

>> No.30110253

There's a catch. There's always a catch.

>> No.30110512

Catch is you have to put a bun in her oven.

>> No.30111551

You are the the catch.

>> No.30123031

the catch is that if she truly loves you she might be driven mad by your mortality and either do something unwise like force you to consume the hourai elixir or something really crazy like go on a rampage

>> No.30138554

Sounds nice, but I'm sure she'll come up with an answer.

>> No.30139550

Technological immortality is a possibility, probably even more so with magical enhancement, so she may not have to go the elixir route
her 500IQ and likely hundreds of millions of dollars under an outside world name would give her a better shot at getting it done than anyone else

>> No.30148806

I really really want to pay her for sex...

>> No.30192616

Nope, you're not getting it the easy way.

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>> No.30277428

Completely nude yakumo yukari drinking barley tea on the porch on a hot summer evening.

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>> No.30317173

Cute gloves.

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>> No.30390626

Yukarin's silky gloves are a national treasure

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Don't be ridiculous.
What possible use could Yukari have for money, let alone your money?

>> No.30422136

>What possible use could Yukari have for money, let alone your money?
Paying off Gensokyo's debts.

>> No.30422452

She can use it to pay me to say she's young, attractive and totally 17

>> No.30444588

>Paying off Gensokyo's debts.
Wait, since when did Gensokyo have debt?

>> No.30445045

Gensokyo is probably indebted to her if anything.
You want to give her money so she can give it back to you? You're a weird one.

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>> No.30448538

I want Yukari to reward me with warm, loving sex for spreading good rumors about her!

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>> No.30512420

shapeshifting to look more fertile backfired on her

>> No.30537199

Oh wait. She got all of those Youkai killed when she tried to fight the moon.
I remember now. The debt is to the ones effected by her heinous plans.

>> No.30550221

Why is she so evil?

>> No.30562413

>the odds of my meeting Yukari and surviving long enough to say anything would be (according to some reasonable assumptions) less than one in a trillion, probably orders of magnitude less.
If you have managed to meet Yukari, 99,99% you will survive another day.
You must be really really special that the great youkai Yakumo Yukari decides to see you face to face.

>> No.30573196

>You must be really really special that the great youkai Yakumo Yukari decides to see you face to face.
You can run into her on the off chance you happen to meet. She's more than willing to talk.

>> No.30573465

Yukarianon is that you?

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I want Gap Mommy to give me a hug!

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Yukari got fat!!

>> No.30619372

imagine the warmth

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>> No.30649676

I want to make Gappy a mommy

>> No.30691349

Ran is better.

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>> No.30711987

If Yukari were to marry would you accept the humiliation of abandoning your family name and taking her maiden name?

>> No.30712568

depends entirely on her reasoning for doing so
humiliation for the sake of humiliation just shows she's not worth marrying
if its so that I can get formal access to her estate, then the problem is lesser
ultimately, this would be something we'd talk over, and might not even have to happen at all

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Old lady Yukari writes in to newspapers

>> No.30730953

I like it when Yukari smiles and I wish she was here so that I could make her smile more

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Let's rub off Yukari's make-up! What a great idea!

>> No.30738248

And that was the story of how anon was never heard from again.

>> No.30781236

Yukari sucks

>> No.30801212

you suck.

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there's no solution either is there

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Nope. You are utterly powerless against Yukari.
Better hope getting her undivided attention was worth it.

>> No.30834793

Yukari would never hurt the man she loves
they're hers, all hers, only hers

>> No.30839639

Rather than worth it, I would call that the entire goal.

>> No.30839983

>You are utterly powerless against Yukari.

No one can resist the feeling of her soft, silky gloves.

>> No.30868927

Imagine her touching your face having appeared from a gap out of nowhere.
Imagine being creeped on by Yukari not even an hour after waking up.

>> No.30870452

I always thought that all the little bowed tendrils of her hair were supposed to look like tentacles for that reason

>> No.30870785

I honestly wouldn't mind.

>> No.30917856

How old us she for real?

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>> No.30935368

at a minimum, since that's how old Gensokyo is, but likely much older, since its unlikely she created Gensokyo as a newborn Youkai

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>> No.30964113

Yukari is 17(00)!

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easy fix

>> No.31039047

Who knows.
Kasen and Okina were around then.

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C'mon. Let her in!

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I'm sure Yukari would be interesting to talk to. I'm not sure about anything else though. If you're any sort of intellectual, you'd probably be able to befriend her easily. Just my two cents.
Be sure to thank her for creating Gensokyo if you forget to thank ZUN for whatever reason. You'll meet him sooner or later though.

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