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<span class="sjis">17 years.[/spoiler]What two things does that have in common with today? Yukari and of course being eternally 17. That's right- It's YUKARI YEAR.No matter what you think or say, Yukari is Seventeen Years Old.
>>27134904Look at her. She even has a birthday hat.
My favourite young lady!
>>27134904if yukari is 17, then how come she's not?
>>27166202Because you're lying.
Yukari....not a fan.
>>27134904Yukari a dommy-mommy or more of an “Ara Ara” type?
The soft and silky youkai. I want to cuddle her dresses and gloves!
>>27177449I am pretty sure that's the same thing
>>27134904I miss him.
What is Yukari?A miserable gap full of lies.
This is why I hate board traffic
>>27248449I've never thought of pouring a drink that way.
why are these shit threads allowed to exist
>>27263948I think you forgot your anal cream. I can't hear you over the buttmad in your post.
>>27248449if yukari is 17 then why is she drinking?
>>27268250Now now, it's just purple water.Definitely not alcohol. Besides, who's gonna tell her to stop? Ran is there. She can handle whatever happens.
Yukari writes in to the sunday funnies!
>>27268862I've been looking for this for ages.
>>27248449Why are they dressed like prostitutes?
>>27283361Because they are.
>>27283411No they aren't.
>>27284942ATAHAll Touhous Are Hookers
>>27287052No, just you.
>>27287052The only ones I know of areReimu - cheapAya - medium priceTewi - really expensive
>>27318789Sanae - FreeReimu - VirginAya - RetiredTewi - [REDACTED]
>>27346334>Reimu - Virginno
>>27318789Free:SanaeCheap:Reimu, Shion, HecatiaMedium:Aya, Jo'on, AlicePremium:Yukari, Tewi
>>27177449I want to impregnate her and make her a regular mommy
>>27348794Anal and oral doesn't count. Nor does tribbing
>>27349208>Premium:>YukariUnless you're nice and kind to her, then it's free.
>>27349444If she can get infected, it counts!
>>27367710Do you disagree with the price? A punk slut like Heca would 100% fuck for beers and for tips if she was the bartender.
>>27380248Heca is not a slut and she doesn't fuck people for money.She's just an out of touch titan goddes with the wrong sense of fashion in an eastern wonderland.
>>27348794>noI contest that.
>>27363950You can catch infections through physical contact with blood. I guess that counts too.
>>27508722I definitely wouldn't call a girl who's done weird blood play sex acts pure, anon.
>>27525938Tell that to Reimu's now deceased victims.
Yukarin is a gift!
>>27567742I want a Yukari
>>27567742>私ってスリムじゃない？I wonder if Yukari is sensitive about her weight.
>>27576484She's a girl. Of course she is...
>>27575374Happy Gappy!I want to hug her and kiss her and put her in a wedding dress
>>27574922You'll have to catch one yourself, like Reimu
>>27589633I want to snuggle wedding dress Yukarin!
>>27575374Yukari has big yukaris
How has you been doing this year? hope that you are well and safe.
>>27134904Yukari have TWO THREADS!>>26607193
>>27134904I can't come to /jp/ anymore because of this thread, Yukari is in the catalog looking at me like I'm pitiful or pathetic all the time.
>>27641299It just your mind playing tricks on you, just look at Yukari like her face is fill with concerned and interest in your well-being.
>>27637817I bet Yukari will have no trouble finding people to spirit away this year. The youkai will eat well.
>>27648728No Yōkai will go hunger this year
>>27649004>>27648728Prices will go down this year!
Yukari wants to feel pretty
>>27718035Go away ugly old hag!
>>27790973Yukari is not good at being a housewife
>>27797752Yukari doesn't need to cook well to be my housewife, she just needs to give access to her loose hagpussy.
>>27834571But how will she take care of the children you'll make with her
>>27853930Delivery food and TV dinners!
>>27858941Yukari probably has enough money to hire her own personal chefhow else would she pay her phone bill
>>27869781Phones? In Gensokyo? are you mad?
>>27912916nopeYukari has been shown to possess and use a cellphone
Yukari is causing trouble again, someone please stop her.
>>27962578How did you grab that from my que? now I have to find something else!
>>27962578Joining her would be more fun. Barely anything happens in Gensokyo.
My last few faps have been all about Yukari
>>28010056As they should beWere they about making Yukari a mom?
>>28012188That's the purpose of nakadashi isn't it?Also, please don't hand off those feels.
>>27854022>>27859127Is Yukari the girl, or the gap?
>>28012548We don't have a defined answer but it most likely the gap is the real Yukari
>>28012188For me it's Yukari forcing me to have sex with her while I try to resist (but actually wanting it)
>>28012341Yukari is for tender, loving, gentle family making sexwith wedding rings on and fingers locked
>>28014587And falling asleep in each others' arms.
>>27177449The ara type. It's the most plausible given her nature. Don't expect that to be all you see from her. She probably still see herself as a great(not as in the food was great) youkai so don't expect anything until you're about as close to her as someone like Reimu.
Yukari is the only one that knows the true meaning of taking it eazy.
>>28125760Kind of hard not to when you're a youkai that sleeps a quarter of the year and has not one, but two strong shikigami and a shrine maiden to gatekeep.
>>28169775Don't forget her gaps. Don't use your legs like a sucker, just bring everything to you within arm's reach.
>>28190153I love the shading on the gloves. They look super silky!>>28192388That dress looks amazingly poofy! I want to cuddle it.
>>28220777>That dress looks amazingly poofy! I want to cuddle it.It's up to you man.Too bad it's limited to the opening act though. https://exhentai.org/g/767008/c51028cec6/
>>28221028That's a shame. It looks really nice.
I love her lady feet
>>28190153Yukari needs to lay off the meth
>>27666629where do you find those?
>>28286915They're old images. Consider lurking the archives.
>>28285909She's not on meth. It's just another episode of Yukari being a creep.
>>28398474Nobody wants to see an old lady embarass themselves.
>>28403383She's not oldShe is young, very healthy, and very fertile
>>28285909She doesn’t use it herself, she just sells it to Hunter Biden
>>27134904>edge of the wedge theorem
>>28450914>>edge of the wedge theoremI saved it a while back.I think it's just a shitpost.
>>28502232Yukari being kind and inviting would cause more paranoia than her being hostileeven if the kindness is genuine
>>28506123Yukari can't make friends!Everyone is either weary of her presence or outright avoids her.
>>28510958A man will warm up to her if she gives him childrenShe just has to encourage their creation starting off
>>28516493that seems like an impossibility for her
>>28534193She has superhuman strengthIf she wants a present, it will go right where she wants it
She's strong as fuck
<span class="sjis">17 Forever[/spoiler]
>>28574404I wonder how many friends she made in 17 years.I wonder how many of them she genuinely misses. I wonder if in the pride she carries as a long lived youkai does she take time to mourn those she found significant.
>>28516493Yukari's children would have immense magical powerwhat kind of man doesn't want magic in his bloodline
>>28642085Yukari's pregnant waddling is only cute until she has a mood swingthen you should run very fast in the opposite direction
>>28657275>you should run very fast in the opposite directionFuck if I know what those are like but running should be the last thing you attempt. Especially from Yukari of all people.
>>28677916the running should be subtlejust enough to get out of the blast radius
>>28681292just training for when the kids reach the teenager phase
>>28735941Don't trust the gap youkai.Always be wary in her presence.
>>28799967It won't help you.
>>27134904Source of yukari?
>>28822108I posted the original in the thread... It should still be reverse searchable on W...>>28471366
>>28902016Gap girl remains best wife
>>28912700You sure about that?
>>28952462She would make strong, genius children and be able to give them the best education and opportunities in lifeAs far as giving one's kids the best start in life, Yukari is the best one to make them with
>>28963255>As far as giving one's kids the best start in life, Yukari is the best one to make them withYou don't realize just how big a risk she is just to meet in person. You could go missing and nobody would know.
>>28995452Of course she's dangerousShe is youkaiThat doesn't stop her from being the best mother for your childrenEmbrace it anon, your babies belong in her belly
Yukari is flat by the way.
>>29026726How much do you want to bet she was talking out of her ass and just wanted to look a lot smarter than she actually is?
>>29031810I'm not a betting man so I won't make that bet, but I would agree to that. Too many variables to keep track of, and the calculations would have to be impossibly precise to persist over a long period of time.Even as a youkai and someone good at math, it just doesn't seem feasible.
Stupid gap hag!
>>27134904>>28471366all i get from this guy's doujins is that he's a cannibal fetishist
The countless atrocities this woman has committed...
>>29134982Rub you feet.
>>29233189Feet are not for rubbingThey are for locking around you when she pulls you deep inside
Yularin can only use bribery to get people to do what she wants
>>29134982To present my belly and receive gentle tickles from those soft gloves.
Yukari-sama takes part in compensated dating...
>>29267294Even I wouldn't date Yukari.
>>29291817Yukari is a cuteA shame she's such an amoral monster
>>29292412Why not anon?Your children would look cute with purple eyes
>>29292412>>29267294Why is this old lady pretending to be a teenager?
>>29292412I wouldn't date her either, I'd just pay her for sex!
>>29336068She isn't someone who would treat herself cheaply. She has self respect and you should respect her too.
Yukari is the jew of 2HU
>>29430638Oh, Yukari's flat too. I wonder when she'll stop having Ran dress up as her.
>>29430702Yukari is one of the very few 2hus ZUN gave tits
>>29431125Not the case in some of the earlier games and art. Flat as a board.
>>29432726later work always overrides the earlier stuff in regards to art conflict, so a fabulous rack she still has
No more age jokes.
>>29437442Yukari's age is prime childbearing age, and has been for a millennium, and will be for millennia longer
>>29437442What jokes? I believe that Yukari is 17. 17 hundred years old.
Is Yukari an eldritch abomination in the guise of a cute girl?
>>29438846The gaps are the real Yukari. Or the primary Yukari at least, the cute girl is just what you see most of the time.
>>29438846she's both at the same timeshe's a shapeshifter with turbocharged magic
How does it feel to have all your favorite threads ruined?
are you not entertained?you ruined your own favorite threads through your own volitionyou will be completed when you finally give up avatarfagging
>>29453064Reason exists for those who cannot go on living without clinging to it
Yukarin abuses her powers and position!
>>27316320anon is strongest tuhu
I've been masturbating exclusively to Yukari for about a week
>>29566166that means you're under her spell
I like Yuk. Curse 4chan’s 4MB image limit.
>>29241018Go on, anonGet under the cover and make her a mother
>>29601840converting to jpegs gets around that if the png can't be reduced in size. A small inconvenience.
>>29008178Yukari might have the best genes but I question what morals she might teach themwould she nurture their youkai side more, being youkai herself?
>>29031810Don't you know that Yukari was a big nerd in a former life?
>>29637219Unless she shows me her Star Trek fanfiction and memorabilia - she will be just talk
What happened to Yukari's girlfriend?
>>29671190Well someone had to be the first Shrine Maiden
>>29675891Then Reimu came along.
Ssshhh...I'm training the shrine maiden.
>>29720872I want a drunk and tired Reimu to sleep on my lap too.
>>29758823I'd rather a drunk and tired me sleep on Yukari's lap.
>>29804084Renko posts on /jp/?
>>29804759Shoe dangling is so erotic.
>>29838687This seems unrealistic.
>>29026726Cute college girl
>>29707766>>29720872Yeah, it's obvious. She got her lazy trait from SOMEONE.
>>29838687this seems realistic
old and senile hag
I want Yukari to violently rape me for calling her a hag.
>>29872690That's what you want, so you won't get it.Your fate will be much worse.
>>29872116I want to marry Yukari and make her genuinely happy and lovedshe deserves to smile
>>29873662>>I want to marry Yukari and make her genuinely happy and loved>she deserves to smileI do agree on the part that she deserves to smile, but good luck trying to court YukariI remembered an image where she reminds you that you're speaking to the "Great Youkai Yukari Yakumo" but I can't find it. It's a real shame because it was a great image too. It almost seems like something she would say, taken aback by the confession, but willing enough to let it slide.
It is advised that you steer clear of Yukari. Against better judgement, many seek her out for reason that only they know.
>>29901875>good luck trying to court YukariIf Gensokyo were real, the odds of my meeting Yukari and surviving long enough to say anything would be (according to some reasonable assumptions) less than one in a trillion, probably orders of magnitude less. So if I found myself in that situation, I would consider the most probable situation that my assumptions were all wrong.And in that case, with no ability to gauge the situation, why not shoot for the moon? Pick her up, spin her around, and kiss her right on the lips. Maybe that's what she wants. There will be plenty of time for subtle seductions and counter-counter-machinations after the wedding.
>>2991774310 points to the man with the adamantium balls
>tfw no mommy yukari to milk my cockWhy live?
>>29917743either you just got yourself a youkai bride, or your suffering will be legendary even in hell
>>29988305Why do you have a version without transparency?
Behold: the manipulation of the boundaries between posts.
>>30002803Protecting our children by inflicting immense mental trauma on those that abuse them
Very pretty looking monster.
>>29917743Your courage workedNow claim your prize
>>30064103Yukari is so beautiful
>>30064103There's a catch. There's always a catch.
>>30110253Catch is you have to put a bun in her oven.
>>30110253You are the the catch.
>>30110253the catch is that if she truly loves you she might be driven mad by your mortality and either do something unwise like force you to consume the hourai elixir or something really crazy like go on a rampage
>>30123031Sounds nice, but I'm sure she'll come up with an answer.
>>30123031>>30138554Technological immortality is a possibility, probably even more so with magical enhancement, so she may not have to go the elixir routeher 500IQ and likely hundreds of millions of dollars under an outside world name would give her a better shot at getting it done than anyone else
>>30038838I really really want to pay her for sex...
>>30148806Nope, you're not getting it the easy way.
Completely nude yakumo yukari drinking barley tea on the porch on a hot summer evening.
>>30317173Yukarin's silky gloves are a national treasure
>>30148806Don't be ridiculous.What possible use could Yukari have for money, let alone your money?
>>30420313>What possible use could Yukari have for money, let alone your money?Paying off Gensokyo's debts.
>>30420313She can use it to pay me to say she's young, attractive and totally 17
>>30422136>Paying off Gensokyo's debts.Wait, since when did Gensokyo have debt?
>>30422136Gensokyo is probably indebted to her if anything.>>30422452You want to give her money so she can give it back to you? You're a weird one.
>>30422452I want Yukari to reward me with warm, loving sex for spreading good rumors about her!
>>30482202shapeshifting to look more fertile backfired on her
>>30447912Oh wait. She got all of those Youkai killed when she tried to fight the moon. I remember now. The debt is to the ones effected by her heinous plans.
>>30537199Why is she so evil?
>>29917743>the odds of my meeting Yukari and surviving long enough to say anything would be (according to some reasonable assumptions) less than one in a trillion, probably orders of magnitude less.If you have managed to meet Yukari, 99,99% you will survive another day.You must be really really special that the great youkai Yakumo Yukari decides to see you face to face.
>>30562413>You must be really really special that the great youkai Yakumo Yukari decides to see you face to face.You can run into her on the off chance you happen to meet. She's more than willing to talk.
>>27134904Yukarianon is that you?
I want Gap Mommy to give me a hug!
Yukari got fat!!
>>30582728imagine the warmth
>>30582728I want to make Gappy a mommy
>>30619863Ran is better. Proven.
If Yukari were to marry would you accept the humiliation of abandoning your family name and taking her maiden name?
>>30711987depends entirely on her reasoning for doing sohumiliation for the sake of humiliation just shows she's not worth marryingif its so that I can get formal access to her estate, then the problem is lesserultimately, this would be something we'd talk over, and might not even have to happen at all
Old lady Yukari writes in to newspapers
>>30710859I like it when Yukari smiles and I wish she was here so that I could make her smile more
Let's rub off Yukari's make-up! What a great idea!
>>30736550And that was the story of how anon was never heard from again.
>>30111551fuckthere's no solution either is there
>>30824446Nope. You are utterly powerless against Yukari. Better hope getting her undivided attention was worth it.
>>30831393Yukari would never hurt the man she lovesthey're hers, all hers, only hersforever
>>30831393Rather than worth it, I would call that the entire goal.
>>30831393>You are utterly powerless against Yukari.No one can resist the feeling of her soft, silky gloves.
>>30839983Imagine her touching your face having appeared from a gap out of nowhere.Imagine being creeped on by Yukari not even an hour after waking up.
>>29438846I always thought that all the little bowed tendrils of her hair were supposed to look like tentacles for that reason
>>30868927I honestly wouldn't mind.
>>27134904How old us she for real?
>>30932021at a minimum, since that's how old Gensokyo is, but likely much older, since its unlikely she created Gensokyo as a newborn Youkai
>>30935368Yukari is 17(00)!
>>30935368Who knows.Kasen and Okina were around then.
C'mon. Let her in!
I'm sure Yukari would be interesting to talk to. I'm not sure about anything else though. If you're any sort of intellectual, you'd probably be able to befriend her easily. Just my two cents.Be sure to thank her for creating Gensokyo if you forget to thank ZUN for whatever reason. You'll meet him sooner or later though.