>>29901875
>good luck trying to court Yukari
If Gensokyo were real, the odds of my meeting Yukari and surviving long enough to say anything would be (according to some reasonable assumptions) less than one in a trillion, probably orders of magnitude less. So if I found myself in that situation, I would consider the most probable situation that my assumptions were all wrong.
And in that case, with no ability to gauge the situation, why not shoot for the moon? Pick her up, spin her around, and kiss her right on the lips. Maybe that's what she wants. There will be plenty of time for subtle seductions and counter-counter-machinations after the wedding.