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IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO

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let pretend its still 2005

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UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

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>>27132340
Lets seeeeeee
17 years?

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>>27134844
>UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
Go back.

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YOU WOULD CRY TO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOOOOOU

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I wanna fuck Battler.

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>>27145317
We know, Erika.

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>>27145317
I want to spy on Anges three times a day masturbation sessions.

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>>27145317
Battler would rather make up a false identity than see Ange again.

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>what the fuck do you mean it's another scene where they grieve and scream histrionically for the people who died in the first night? I'm not sitting through another 2 hours of pointless text!

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When's Umineko Gold?

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>Come on now, there are no more suspeeeeeects on the island, do you still need more hints, Basedjaaaaaak?
>HOLY SMOKES I-I DON'T REALLY GET WHAT'S GOING ON, IT LOOKS NOTHING MY FAVORITE ANIMERINOS, THIS IS SO FUCKED UP, EVERYONE IS BEING SO PARANOID AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!
>Have you finally lost your miiiiiiiiind? Are you throwing the towel iiiiiiiiiiiin? *cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle* you earned my pity, I will give you one last hint, [red text]the culprit is a woman.[/red text]
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T SUSPECT A WOMAN THAT WOULD BE HECKIN' TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!! I-I GIVE UP LADY BEATRICE, PLEASE CALL MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND AND TAKE ME BACK TO OUR BASEDPOD!!!
>*cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle* Very well, but first I will have you in chains and humiliated before everyone *cackle**cackle**cackle**cackle* ihihihihihihihihihihi!!!!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS PLANNING TO GET A VASECTOMY AND A NINTENDO SWITCH B-BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR.............
>Too bad there is no going back now!! Hyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>*screen flashes and fades suddenly to black, credit roll*
>-And the witch began to enfetter the man, enslaving his mind and soul to her capricious desires, and stripping him of the little honor he had, which crumbled to dust. There are no winners in this game, and all seventeen died. When the seagulls cried, just one person was left alive.-

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>*credits are suddenly interrupted by a glass breaking noise*
>Good evening, lady Beatrice, it appears I'm slightly late to the party, but I came here in a hurry because I'd like to resume the game if you don't mind.

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>W-Who are you? Isn't this called breaking the rules? H-hey, Lambdadelta, stop playing game-
>the witch halted all of a sudden, recollecting the conversation she had with Lambdadelta a few hours earlier
>*sigh* So she's still into that kind of things...... I'll do without her. You may speak, meathead.

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>I'm Gigachad, Basedjak's most loyal friend. I'd be glad to stick around with you guys for a cup of tea, but right now I'm in a kind of a hurry, so let us not beat around the bush. I'll be brief: I'd like to answer in place of Basedjak.

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>>27206085
Please keep going, this is pure autism.

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>Ooooooooh..... are you willing to take his place as my shiny new furniture?

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>Very well, bring it oooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnn!!!!! kyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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What the fuck

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>Sure, it couldn't be any simpler! The culprit is none other than-

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gem

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIGACHAD STOP IT YOU CAN NOT BLAME A WOMAN!! WAIT, WAIT, WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!! SHE WAS PROBABLY RAPED BY A WICKED WHITE MAN ON THE ISLAND AND-

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>Eh ehm... without further ado, the culprit is none other than your mom lol.

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>The witch gaped, and at the height of her amazement the pipe that she held proudly in her hand until a moment ago fell to the ground.
>I'm speechless... truly laudable..... just... just how did you find out?

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>Why, of course that was quite easy: the pattern of the murders reminded me of this book that Basedjak once criticized for having a racist title, then I remembered Basedjak is also a passionate supporter of trans rights and that the behavior of the two youngest servants was a little off, besides looking almost like twins. So I took a guess and figured out the culprit was someone who wasn't comfortable with their biological sex and particularly enjoyed crossdressing.

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>hmmmm.... ihihihihihahahahahahahaha!!!! what an absurd line of reasoning......... but that's fine, you won, your bald friend is free to leave too. Don't show your faces around here again.

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>Did you hear that, Basedjak? We made it! Come on, let's head home an get our fill of onions!

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>B-BUT GIGACHAD YOU JUST INCRIMINATED A WOMAN AND THAT'S TOTALLY NOT OKAY. WE MUST RESPECT WOMEN AND TRANS WOMEN AND STRIVE TO DEFEAT THE EVIL PATRIARCHY AND THE TOXIC MASCULINITY, AND THE BIGOTS, AND THE NAZIS, AND THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS, AND THE CONSERVATIVES, AND THE-

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>Wait a second buddy, did you just say "Women and trans women?" You're being disrespectful towards trans women now.

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>OH GOD I'M SORRY, YOU'RE RIGHT, TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN!!
>*screen fades to black and the credits start rolling again*

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Based...

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What the hell is this.

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>Hey, Lambda, isn't it past your bedtime? Don't you ever get tired of posting on that anonymous paper smoking forum?

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>Not by any chance, Bern! This website is almost as addictive as my egg-flavored candies, and works wonders for keeping boredom at bay. Come to think of it, why haven't you tried it yet?

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>>27205256
Oh yeah, Ï forgot about that. Let me se...
>Last tweet was in May 2019
Sasuga.

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based