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271084 No.271084 [Reply] [Original]

Sorry, anon.
I was harrassed by real life, and then I was lake'd.
It came after me because I revealed it's true intentions: To force you to develop companion cube syndrome.

"Ooh! That's a great idea, Mr. Dumbass!" Flandre exclaims, looking at you with a toothy smile. "I'll be right back. Don't move an inch. REALLY." There is a deathly tone to her last word as she flounces up and knocks on the door, out of sight.


[ ] Rip the frilly dress

[ ] Scream

[ ] Try to hide

[ ] "Help?"

[ ] Remain silent

>> No.271089

>>271084
Hooray!

>> No.271090

[x] Remain silent

>> No.271092

[x] Genuflect

>> No.271093

[x] remain silent

>> No.271096

Staying here is Death.

[ ] Try to hide

>> No.271098

[x] Remain silent

>> No.271099

[x] Remain silent

>> No.271100

[x] Jump into the lake

>> No.271104

[X] Remain Silent

>> No.271105

[x] Remain silent

>> No.271095

[X] Remain silent

>> No.271107

[X] Remain silent
We're in a frilly dress while being called "Mr. Dumbass" by a little girl. We have no pride left to give up.

>> No.271108

[x] Remain silent

>> No.271110

>>271100
shut the hell up

>> No.271111

[X] Remain silent
I'm a doll
I'm a dolllllll
Suck my diiiiiiiiiiick
I'm a doll

>> No.271112

[X] Remain silent

DON'T FORGET THE RULES

>> No.271114

[x] Run for the nearest lake and jump in.

>> No.271106

[X] Remain silent

>> No.271117

Hopefully, upon seeing us, Sakuya will see we've suffered enough and help us out! Come one, even she has to feel sorry for us now!

>> No.271118

oh god oh god oh god
she's going to come back with the lake

>> No.271121

Remilia would be ashamed of us

>> No.271122

[X] Remain Silent

We're doing this to get Sakuya to stop hating us. She needs to see us being called a dumbass and wearing a frilly dress that two sizes too small for us.

>> No.271115

[X] Remain silent

We have a winner.

>> No.271125

>>271118
FUCK, maybe it won't recognize us with the dress on

>> No.271127

[ ] Remain silent

>> No.271128

[ ] Scream

>> No.271129

Remain Silent Wins

>> No.271130

I'm kinda curious...when Patchy told us to go to Sakuya for food instead of whatever Flan offers us, was she aware that the Head Maid already hates our guts?

>> No.271131

>>271127
ALSO: POWER NAP.

Anon knows how to.

>> No.271133

>>271117
>>Hopefully, upon seeing us, Sakuya will see we've suffered enough and help us out! Come one, even she has to feel sorry for us now!

>>Upon seeing us, Sakuya will see our suffering and be highly amused. She'll likely recommend other outfits for us to try on, and alternative nicknames

>> No.271138

[X] Remain silent

>> No.271139

Could someone link to archive please? I missed 23.

>> No.271148

>>271139

It still exists, but hurry

>>268633

>> No.271149

>>271130
I don't think she really hates us, she's just really pissed off

>> No.271151

Can't Sakuya beat Flandre since she can time stop?

>> No.271153

>>271133
BUTLER END

>> No.271155

>>271139
See
>>268633

>> No.271161

>"I know what you are really get at, do not attempt to lie to me. Comply with her every wish. She sees you as a stuffed animal. Be cute and don't show any sign of a backbone unless she tells you to. And, as a human? I reccomend you avoid any food she offers you. Go to Sakuya instead. And whatever you do... Keep in mind she can atomize you in approximately 2.653 seconds. Any other questions?"

>> No.271163

YOU'RE ALIIIIIIVE

Anyway,
[x] Remain silent

>> No.271164
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271164

>>271111
Now, now, that's not very funny, Anonymous.

>> No.271167

>>271153

Except she's the one in the suit, and we're the new maid.

>> No.271175

>>271153

Anon isn't good enough to be Hayate.

>> No.271180

[x] Rip the frilly dress

SHOW YOUR MANLINESS

>> No.271183

>>271167
I'm down with that.

>> No.271188

>>271180 read >>271161
Patchy said not to fucking show backbone, just to sit there like a teddy bear

>> No.271191

>>271161
Almost 3 seconds of rape. Can Anon do it?

>> No.271194

>>271180
if we rip the dress, there won't be enough left of us to be considered a man.

>> No.271200

[X] Wait 7 minutes

>> No.271202

>>271194
we won't even be a miserable pile of secrets.

We'd just be a miserable pile of ashes.

>> No.271204

>>271191
it takes 10 seconds to take off your pants and bend her over and put it in

>> No.271219

X[] Remain silent

We must try to survive

>> No.271224

>>271214
You have to take off her panties too you know

>> No.271225

>>271161

In before Anon thinks he can totally knock her out in 2 seconds, forgetting bitch is physically stronger then China, the SDM's melee expert.

>> No.271214

>>271204

Ambush then
Wait for her to bend over, and take off our pants early.

>> No.271229

[x] Remain silent
Welcome back GM

>> No.271233

>>271224
>>panties

Did you mean "Bloomers"?

>> No.271235

Relax, guys. Flandre thinks she's an adult so there's no way anything can go wrong.

[x] Let's play that bedroom sport for indoor types!

>> No.271239
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271239

"SAKUYAAAA!" Comes the loud yell from the little vampire as you remain utterly still, fearing for your currently intact body and prefering that it stay that way. You hear the door open.

"Yes, Miss Flandre-?" You hear the maid begin, only to be cut off by the younger Scarlet sister.

"I want food for my toy!" She complained. "Get some!" And with that, she returns back with a flounce, not allowing the maid a reply. "See! What a good idea!" She looks at you. "Mr. Dumbass, what do you think of Sakuyaaa?" She asks, leaning forward childishly.


[ ] "I don't know."

[ ] "She's a bitch."

[ ] "She's alright."

[ ] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271245

Relax, guys. Flandre thinks she's an adult so there's no way anything can go wrong.

[x] Let's play that bedtop sport for indoor types!

>> No.271252

>>271239
[X] "She's alright."

>> No.271253

[x] "She's a wonderful woman."
Don't piss off the psycho that holds our lives in the palm of her hand.

>> No.271255

>>271084
I assumed you got lake'd because Yukari wanted more attention

>>271239

[ ] "She's alright."

>> No.271259

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271260

[x] "She's a wonderful woman." who uses pads

>> No.271261

[x] "I don't know."

"You tell me"

>> No.271262

[x] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271263

>>271253
BUT SHE IS NOT WONDERFUL. ONLY FLAN IS WONDERFUL.

>> No.271264

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271265

[x] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271266

[X] "She's AWWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT."

>> No.271267

[x] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271268

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

I dunno why, but for the lulz

>> No.271269

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271275

[X] "I dislike her.
Praising Sakuya doesn't sound like the best choice here.

>> No.271280

[x] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271283

>>271263
she seems to have an adoration for sakuya, thusly, saying she's wonderful will likely result in flan agreeing. Hopefully. Please don't kill us GM. ;.;

>> No.271284

For some reason, I believe "She's a wonderful woman." is not the best answer...

>> No.271272

[x] "She's alright."

>> No.271273

I doubt Flandre likes her, so why would you disagree with her? Mongrels.

[x] I dislike her

>> No.271274

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271285

[x] "She's alright."

I dunno what else to pick.

>> No.271287

[x] "She's a wonderful woman."

We have a winner

>> No.271293

[ ] "She's alright."

>> No.271295

[X] "I dislike her."

>> No.271296

Flandre will tell Sakuya that you called her a 'wonderful woman'. This is a good thing.

>> No.271297

I can picture Anon, sitting at a small pink table, wearing a small frilly pink dress over his clothes, smiling like an idiot, saying "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271299

[X] "She's alright."
She's alright. She's ALRIGHT. SHE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!

>> No.271294

[X] "She's alright."

This way, we could go either way. Safest choice here.

>> No.271302

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271308

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."
If we say something bad about Sakuya, Flan will blurt it out when she comes back. Sakuya is our only hope at surviving. Let her have her revenge for now.

>> No.271307
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271307

Careful, Anon. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaareful.

>> No.271300

>>271296
it's more likely she says just the opposite...

>> No.271310

Flan seems pretty ego-centric to me, which means that she might take Sakuya for granted.

>> No.271313

>>271308
Flandre's revenge is you being decapitated in half a second

>> No.271316

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271321

[X] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271322
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271322

Wonderful woman, yes

>> No.271324

[x] She uses pads.

>> No.271325

>>271310
>Flan seems pretty ero

>> No.271328

>>271322
Needs moar zoom if it's going to be named "sakuyaclose"

>> No.271329

>>271313
I meant Sakuya's revenge. She still hates us, remember? Hopefully, we can make her pity us enough to help us out.

>> No.271334

[X] "She's alright."

"Wonderful woman" just SCREAMS badbadbadbad

>> No.271335

Wonderbra woman.

>> No.271336

>>271329
Sakuya doesn't hate us, she didn't like us using her kitchen because you fucking faggots decided to go use it

>> No.271337

>>271322
Oh god her eye is going to pop out

>> No.271339

Ever heard of the phrase 'damning praise'?

>> No.271345

>>271336
There's also that whole "intruding in the mansion and trying to give her the slip" bit.

She has killed for less.

>> No.271346

[X] "She's a bitch."
bitch like female dog

>> No.271349

guys ABSOLUTELY REMEMBER WHEN TALKING TO SAKUYA, DON'T FUCKING MENTION EVEN THE WORD "PAD"

>> No.271350

all of these options just scream "Flandre is going to murder you and you will never have a chance to prevent it" at me.

>> No.271344

[ ] "She's a wonderful woman."

>> No.271354

>>271345
she doesn't mind that anymore probably, after all remilia said we could stay

>> No.271356

[x] Scream

>> No.271359

>>271322
This pic is kinda disturbing

>> No.271366

We need Sakuya to like us so we can use her kitchen to make eggs later.

>> No.271367

F5F5F5F5F5

>> No.271370

>>271366
And we need eggs to defeat the la... oh wait, I forgot, the lake is immune to eggs. Shit.

>> No.271371

Am I the only one hoping Sakuya turns out to be a huge tsundere?
She is openly hostile at first, but gradually she will find herself helping us more and more, purely out of "pity" and because we are so pathetic, wand stating as much along with how it's NOT because she actually gives two shits about us and we could all die in the lake for all she cared.

>> No.271372

>>271245
I'm conflicted by this option.
I want to choose it so bad, but I know what will happen.

>> No.271369

>>271354
"You may be the Mistress' guest, however, should I catch you fooling around in my kitchen again, a little accident may occur."

Oh yeah, she's head over heels for us.

>> No.271375

>>271354
You forget that somewhere in SDM there's a cage full of humans that are going to be prepared as food...

>> No.271384

>>271379
But anon loev kitchens.

>> No.271385

>>271369
That doesn't sound like she hates us. She's just pissed we used her kitchen and we shouldn't do it again

>> No.271379

>>271369
Us being Remilia's guest makes sneaking into the mansion problem with Sakuya go away but you fucking guys should listen to us instead of spamming a option

>> No.271389

>>271370
Well, if we learn some fire magic with Patchy tomorrow, we could combine the eggs to it to create Egg Bombs. They would cause at least 1HP damage to the lake, and blow up a part of it.

>> No.271390

[x] Cook some eggs.

>> No.271391

>>271371
We're not staying, remember?

Cirno is coming back for us, possibly with Keine. We're just learning some magic and getting China to quit her job and come with us.

>> No.271392

[x] Let's play that bedtop sport for indoor types!

>> No.271395

Hai guise. You think Sakuya likes us?

>> No.271396

[X] PADS

>> No.271397

You can't die yet, Anonymous, Meiling is waiting for you to visit again!

>> No.271406

>>271391
>>271397

Yeah, don't forget Anon.

>> No.271409

[x] Let's play that bedtop sport for indoor types!

>> No.271411

also, coffee is needed for not falling asleep

>> No.271415

>>271411
We'll need to sleep soon. Not even coffee is going to help us ;_;

>> No.271418

>>271415
Nah. I myself can last two days on coffee.

>> No.271419

im not fucking leaving until Flandre calls me Onii-chan

>> No.271420

>Mr. Dumbass, what do you think of Sakuyaaa?

Eh, uses pads and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.271421

Doesn't Marisa usually play with Flandre every so often? And of course Patchouli is still Flan's teacher.

Hopefully she'll go bother them at some point so anon can get some sleep

>> No.271425

>>271419
enjoy dieing then without her calling you it but calling you dumbass

>> No.271426

>>271421
or escape away to china.

>> No.271429

>>271415
that lurking lake will keep us in constant horror
no time for dreaming, mr anonymous
china doen't wait for slowpokes

>> No.271430

>>271419
Would you call your toy onii-chan?

>> No.271427

>>271375
No, they just use the bodies of suicides and other such deaths.

Nobody reads PMiSS these days.

>> No.271431

>>271426
and take a nap on chinas lap

>> No.271435

>>271430
I do so daily.

I love my toy, if you know what I mean.

>> No.271437

>>271430
I call my toy "wife".

>> No.271433

>>271430
Knowing anon, probably

>> No.271439

>>271437
>my hand
fixed

>> No.271440

day 3? wut

it's been more than 5 days

>> No.271442

>>271440
game time

>> No.271443

>>271439
>my konata figurine

>> No.271445

>>271439
It's hard to have 2 hands, the left one always gets jelous over the right one when you are right--handet

>> No.271447

>>271445
I've got both hands at once so they don't get jealous.

>> No.271446

>>271440

DAY 1 Start: Woke up and got lost
DAY 1 END: I'll sleep in this cold bamboo forest
Day 2 Start: Keines house
Day 2 End: I'll sleep in this cold cirno's arms
Day 3 Start: Keines house
Day 3 currently: Night with flandre

>> No.271450

OMG the lake is slowing /jp/ down
it's coming for us

>> No.271452

>>271446 Day 2 End: I'll sleep in this cold cirno's arms
Should've been dead already there.

>> No.271454

>>271406
...fuck. I actually did forget.
I'm supposed to want to get back to Keine.

>> No.271457

>>271447
Threesome with both of your wifes?

Nice Anon, nice

>> No.271455

>>271447
Which one is nearest to your crotch?

>> No.271458

Has did Yukari border The Lake onto GM again?

>> No.271472

GM needs to stop dying.

And where the hell is Marisa when you need her?

>> No.271474

'She's the perfect maid'

>> No.271475

>>271472

Sexing the miko

>> No.271480

>>271472
She most likely already visited the mansion for the day before we arrived.
The whole reason we had to play Hide and Seek with Flan was because she had already played danmaku that day, remember?

>> No.271481
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271481

>>271297
tried my best.

We need some good drawfags in this topic.

>> No.271483

>>271480
Then anon is doomed.

>> No.271485

For all of the anons who want to get into Sakuya's figurative pants, it would be wise to befriend the good Scarlet Devil. Get into her good graces, not Flandre's.

>> No.271486

>>271481
I can only draw on paper, and even then, it's not very excellent

>> No.271489

>>271483

You can hold out help that Cirno let it slip where we're staying and that Mokou and Keine are gonna bust in to save us and our frilly dress.

>> No.271493

>>271481
I could draw better, but it'd be pen and paper, and I have no scanner.

>> No.271495

>>271485
Impossible, we can only put hope in our eggs

>> No.271503

Cirno is all I ask for. Anything else is a bonus.

>> No.271497

>>271485
GODDAMN IT, NO. JUST NO.
WE ARE GOING FOR EITHER A KEINE/MOKOU/CIRNO HAREM, DELICIOUS MEILING, OR POSSIBLY PATCHY. OR ALICE.

EYE ON THE PRIZE, ANON. EYE ON THE PRIZE.

>> No.271506

Is this game going to stay in the SDM forever? It'd be nice to go somewhere else for once.

Maybe we can get sanctuary at Reimu's place.

>> No.271507

>>271497
why not all?

>> No.271509

>>271495
THAT'S IT!
Show Flan your amazing egg cooking skills and win her over through her stomach with delicious eggs!

>> No.271510

I would really like to see what GM has planned for if anon meets up with Reimu, Yukari and the rest

>> No.271511

SDM + Lake = Namek

>> No.271512

>>271497
Has it been even hinted that not all attempts at sex will end with death?

>> No.271513

>>271497

>> No.271517
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271517

Anonymous is a Chansey.

>> No.271519

so when sakuya comes down, we show her our manliness and rip that frilly dress while yelling "WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!"

>> No.271514

>>271509
I doubt she'd like it. Flandre's used to eating foods secretly made of blood; normal eggs would taste off.

>> No.271515

>>271509

Turns out she's allergic to dairy products. Bad end.

>> No.271520

Boring thread is boring.

>> No.271521

>>271512
Survive til day five.

>> No.271522

>>271517
(￣△￣;）

>> No.271524

>>271519
and then Flan shower her girlyness, ripping you apart and yelling MY FUCKING TOY

>> No.271526

>>271519
Flan responds with "A doll."
And then Anon was dead.

>> No.271527

can't wait to see what happens next

>> No.271529

>>271515
I was about to laugh at your stupidity when I realized...

Milk in scrambled eggs kicks ass. WE NEED TO FIND A COW, ANON. LEVELING UP OUR EGGS IS OUR ONLY HOPE.

>> No.271535

>>271529
Well we could always ask Keine for some milk...

>> No.271538

>>271529
we have a were-cow ...

>> No.271531

Seems like it's over yet again.

>> No.271541

>>271529
...
Keine breast milk eggs.

Oh God. Fap time.

>> No.271542

>>271535
>>271538
We need to get the fuck back to our Were-cow first.

>> No.271546

>>271511
Wait until we invade Eientei.

>> No.271552

so, as Keine is a were-cow, does that mean that if we don't milk her her breasts get bigger?

>> No.271553

GM? Are you there? Can you here me? GM? GMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.271556
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271556

We need to get to this man ASAP. If anyone can teach us how to survive in Gensokyo, it's him.

>> No.271568

Aw fuck you Yukari, you killed him again didn't you?

>> No.271570
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271570

Uh, guys? I just realized that we forgot something really, really important.

Sakuya is a moon people, too.

>> No.271571

>>271556
Are we manly enough?

>> No.271572

>>271570

No.

>> No.271574

>>271529

>Eggs are sometimes categorized as dairy, defining dairy as "food that is produced by animals (other than meat)" rather than as milk specifically. For example, the Open Directory Project at one point listed cooking eggs as a subcategory of cooking dairy products. Defining dairy as limited to milk products, however, is more common.

But Keine milk sounds pretty awesome.

>> No.271576

>>271529
Mokou fire + Keine milk + Mystia eggs = Delicious breakfast.

We have two of three, anon. Two of three.

However, it appears Mystia must be more or less captured rather than befriended.

>> No.271577

By the way, do moonpeople know moonrunes?

>> No.271579

>>271572
Actually, it seems like she might be.

>> No.271585

>>271556
We meet him and have an inexplicable dislike for him.
As the more we meet, the more it seems that we are so very similar.
And then we start to have dreams about war torn hills filled with eggs.

SO AS I PRAY, UNLIMITED EGG WORKS.

>> No.271588

>>271577
I think so---
oh wait, since moonland is Japan, and since Gensokyo is in Japan... this means we must beat everyone.

>> No.271589

[X] Remain silent

>> No.271595
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271595

>>271589

>> No.271598

"She's a wonderful woman," you replied.

Flandre looked at you in amusement for a few seconds. She then whispered in your ears, "Do you think she wears pads?"

[]"Yes"
[]"No"
[]"I prefer DFC"

>> No.271600

>>271588
Gensokyo is full of separatist freedom-fighters, they don't like moon people (except the ones who are actually spies for the moon people).

>> No.271596

>>271577
What I'm confused about is how Anon knows moonspeak

>> No.271603

Is GM having a fierce battle with The Lake?

>> No.271604

[]"Yes"

>> No.271605

[X] Scream

>> No.271607

[x] Scream

>> No.271608
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271608

>>271605

>> No.271601

>>271585
This would actually be fuckwin awesome.

>> No.271602

>>271595
Sorry I'm late, did I miss anything?

>> No.271609

>>271603
Yes.

>> No.271611

>>271596
It's one of our powers.

Instant understanding of Moonspeak.

>> No.271613

>>271585
I AM THE BONE OF MY SKILLET
EGGS ARE MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE DROWNED OVER A THOUSAND TIMES
UNKNOWN TO GOOD ENDS
NOR KNOWN TO H-SCENES
HAVE WITHSTOOD PAIN TO COOK MANY EGGS
YET THESE ARMS HAVE NEVER HELD ANYONE
SO AS I PRAY, "UNLIMITED EGG WORKS"

>> No.271619

[X]"No"
I'm lying, but I'm not going to piss off the last person who can save me.

>> No.271620

[X] You're the scariest

>> No.271621

>>271613

Did you mean "Unlimited Egg Woks"?

>> No.271625

>>271596
By cooking eggs, we gain the "memory" of the eggs. Our understanding of Moonspeak is from cooking Mooneggs with Unlimited Egg Works.

>> No.271626

>>271598

[x] Yes

(HAIL BRITANNIA)

>> No.271629

Dear god we are all going to loose our minds if GM doesn't reply soon

>> No.271633

>>271598
Just wait for GM. Stop trying, you'll only make it worse.

>> No.271636

>>271629

More like we're going to hit autosage.

>> No.271639

[x] "They're not pads, it's a drawn bra."

>> No.271641
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271641

Flandre isn't crazy.

>> No.271644

>>271641
Tell that to mr. Bear

>> No.271656

>>271644
Mr. Bear ;-;

HE FELL! HE FELL SILENTLY!

>> No.271657

>>271625
...shit, I think I recognized this as a tsukihime reference, from Arc talking to Shiki in the hotel. Shoot me now.

Also, GMMMMMM~~~~!

>> No.271652

>>271644
Oh wait, you can't, he's DEAD.

HE'S DEAD AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK.

>> No.271666

>>271656
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>> No.271677

>>271657
It's not. It's a reference to Shirou's inherent proficiency with any weapon he traces.

>> No.271679

GMMM
COME BACK
I CAN'T FIGHT THE NEED FOR SLEEP MUCH LONGER BUT I WANT TO READ AND VOTE

>> No.271690

Auto-sage zone approaching.

>> No.271684

>>271656
he took a bullet meant for me ;_;

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271697

>>271666

>> No.271705

Wow, You faggots must really be tired. It's starting to get a little too "LOL GAIA RANDOM" in here.

Get some sleep after this one, don't pull the third Darks in a row.

>> No.271706

>>271641

Anon would be right if we were talking about a regular loli without super human strength and the power to annihilate you at will. However, Flandre is 495 years old and still acts like a child and like a child she's selfish and has tantrums when things don't go her way... only unlike a child she can crush you in her arms and vaporise you on a whim.

So yeah, depends on how you look at it. Children with adult strength are monsters.

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271712

Good end

>> No.271719

I think GM got ambushed by the lake while he was taking a dump.

>> No.271720

>>271652

I invited your best friend Mr. Bear, but he couldn't come because you murdered him.

>> No.271722

>>271706
They're the scariest

>> No.271723

>>271712

Looking kind of fat there, China.

>> No.271733

>>271723

No, just pregnant.

>> No.271738

THE LACK OF UPDATES HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR

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271734

>>271723
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER!

>> No.271740

And here's tonights autosage.

>> No.271741

>>271723
moar liek healthy and complete with child bearin' hips.

>> No.271744

Where's our Suika route?
We need to punch the Sun.

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271743

>>271734
>>271723
>>271733

>> No.271750

Autokick just saged in yo.

>> No.271781

we made 2 choices before autosage. rockin...

>> No.271797

>>271781
Because GM got kidnapped by the lake again, near the 100th post.

>> No.271813

That G motherfucking M

>> No.271827

God damnit Yukari. God damnit Lake.

>> No.271885

That's it, I'm going to sleep.
see you guys some other day

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271972

I'm in despair! GM has left me in despair!

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