Here are the weights of all touhou characters. Please discuss.

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Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 12:15:21 No.27057521 [Reply] [Original]

Here are the weights of all touhou characters. Please discuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 12:34:25 No.27058162 You're telling me I weigh more than an oni? That seems implausible

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 12:53:34 No.27058765 >>27057521 Now do a height chart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 12:56:58 No.27058885 >>27057521 Patchouli is not fat. Please stop this slander. >>27058765 You don't want to attract that one guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 13:03:24 No.27059120 File: 162 KB, 1280x727, BBW_by_kurocaze_s_5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sorry OP ill be putting all 2hus into 200kg+ scale

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 13:08:29 No.27059305 >>27058162 The really implausible part is the 30kg ICBM

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 13:28:13 No.27059971 I can definitely see a few of these placements being sensible, but what are we basing the supposed weight on anyways? Cross-referenced height of each character or something else?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 13:30:18 No.27060042 Yuuka is fucking fat, what the hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 13:31:59 No.27060099 >>27057521 epic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 18:51:38 No.27070238 I like when women weigh more than me but I don’t like fat girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 18:54:19 No.27070311 fatchouli is disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 19:38:32 No.27071656 while i appreciate the inclusion of pc98hus, i'm not feeling the sheer size of a lot of these lasses.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 21:15:12 No.27074623 File: 337 KB, 899x1200, bbd29dd1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27058765 Shortenko

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 29, 2020 21:18:14 No.27074690 >>27058885 Weight is fat. Profession is NEET. Hobby is sleep. Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 02:56:33 No.27083709 Can you do one for the bust sizes of all 2hus now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 03:03:24 No.27083837 Why is there so much 2hu on this board?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 03:06:25 No.27083891 >>27058162 hahahahaah fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 11:15:41 No.27096572 >>27057521 Nitori and Tenshi should definitly be further down since they're like 4 feet tall, also Reimu one down cause she a skeleton

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 11:20:13 No.27096729 why is waggysaggy so fat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 11:58:58 No.27098002 File: 2.04 MB, 1064x2134, cs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27083709 Here you are

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 12:01:19 No.27098066 I'm still waiting for the height chart.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 12:52:25 No.27099503 >>27057521 This is shit chart.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 15:54:05 No.27104510 >>27057521 Damn, gotta work out to princess carry Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 16:06:34 No.27104928 >>27098002 Komati is flat, FLAT!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 18:56:50 No.27111520 >>27057521 Shouldn't Okuu be much heavier due to the elephants foot?

Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 19:28:44 No.27112328
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>>27057521
>>27098002
Meru-chan is a perfectly robust, tall, and healthy young gal. She should be placed around 70kg, E-cup.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 19:47:09 No.27112729 File: 41 KB, 500x500, headnub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27098002 "B-Cup - Reimu" "K-Cup - Eirin" "O-Cup - Urumi" Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 19:49:40 No.27112790 >>27098002 I like how you think, honestly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 30, 2020 23:37:17 No.27126326 File: 18 KB, 219x151, what.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27098002 >Mai >D-cup

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 1, 2020 01:31:02 No.27130690 File: 45 KB, 120x250, dbb1b84-863b0011-a0fc-4868-9adb-0a41bc26dacf.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27098002 Pretty sure Reisen is like A-B. she seems pretty flat in Antinomy of Common Flowers and Hisoutensoku.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 1, 2020 04:07:51 No.27134023 File: 548 KB, 708x1000, __elly_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_ebi_193__0ae4b06d3f7c3860de1135f6d15beabe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27098002 Elly's E-cup sized Ellys!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 1, 2020 04:19:36 No.27134195 File: 316 KB, 750x900, 1587154816902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27134023 Elly needs her own tier between E and F cups. The EE cup.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 1, 2020 06:14:17 No.27135985 >>27130690 Reisen is literally flatter than Marisa in canon but that doesn't matter because "fans" dubbed her a boobhu for no reason whatsoever

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 1, 2020 06:23:47 No.27136126 >>27098002 >K Cup ... Eirin Not only is there no P through Z cup, but you got Eirin's breast size wrong. Fucking lunatic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 2, 2020 00:05:56 No.27173692 >>27057521 I don't see Patche being a 90 fucking kilos, no matter how much you meme it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 2, 2020 02:03:29 No.27176285 >>27136126 I hate what happened to Eirin-sama. She got NTR'd by Reisen, lost her Q-cups and power crept by the cow 2hu. Fucking shit!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 2, 2020 03:26:45 No.27178196 File: 14 KB, 436x312, 1597205239112.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27057521 >tfw same weight range as Youmu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 04:15:20 No.27220234 >>27178196 A majority of /jp/ will manhandle you. Not "can", "will"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 04:30:28 No.27220455 So where's the 2hu futa dick size chart?

Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 14:46:59 No.27235421
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>>27057521
>>27098002
Ah, yes.
Anon, you made a chart fetishist very happy.
Even though the bust chart is complete bullshit. 98% of touhou are flatties. I you want to rank them so bad, then just use negative values (-A, -B, suika is a good -DD).

Also, this
>>27074690

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 15:02:39 No.27235831 Thanks for not bullying me wife with fat calumnies. I appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 15:04:20 No.27235867 File: 432 KB, 600x800, 9509bd6709324ac5f2390635c0c40a7e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27235831 This is her (not fat)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 15:05:03 No.27235889 File: 443 KB, 325x969, kokorocookies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27057521 >>27098002 >60-80lbs Holy shit Kokoro, eat something

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 21:44:42 No.27244911 >>27235889 They're all small. A majority of them aren't even 160cm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 3, 2020 21:46:28 No.27244967 File: 441 KB, 312x971, kokorochocolate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27244911 I know, but Kokoro is about 152-162cm and even at 80lbs that's pretty underweight

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 4, 2020 08:00:04 No.27262938 >>27244967 Youkai live hard lives. Please be understanding with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 4, 2020 10:14:26 No.27265819 >>27057521 Yuyuko is too low

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 4, 2020 10:40:13 No.27266476 >>27057521 I think okuu should be at the top, if we are judging by accessories that elephant foot probably weighs over 50 kg, not even taking into account her control rod

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 4, 2020 12:11:16 No.27268714 >>27265819 She’s a ghost so she doesn’t get fatter even though she eats a lot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 4, 2020 15:51:57 No.27273658 >>27098002 but anon sakuya wears pads and you know pads doesnt count

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 5, 2020 19:36:21 No.27315795 >>27057521 Damn, I'm really in the same weight category as Yukari? It might be interesting to wrestle her then, so long as there's no gap shenanigans. I'd be fun to get my ass handed to me by her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 00:21:52 No.27325687 >>27315795 Gap shenanigans don't really matter. Her ability is to control boundaries. She can easily close the gap into a different strength class just by using her ability. She could cheat the match and nobody would know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 00:28:45 No.27325872 >>27057521 Suika weighs whatever she wants to at any given time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 08:46:11 No.27335945 >>27057521 Why is Flan heavier than Remi?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 09:21:56 No.27336838 theres no way Reimu weighs as much as me, I'm at least half a foot taller and she is poor

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 10:17:39 No.27338606 >>27336838 >an adult >weighing 40-55 kilos what are you? an asian chick?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 10:19:04 No.27338676 >>27338606 He's probably 4 foot 8. Just reading this thread tells me I could literally bench everyone individually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 10:46:59 No.27340035 >>27057521 yuugi number 1!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 10:49:55 No.27340156 >>27338606 >>27338676 I'm a slightly underweight 5'7 manlet

Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 11:20:37 No.27341429
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>>27340156
I think you meant to say, marathon build, bruce lee's height, compact.
Be confident in what you were given and make the most out of it, pleya, you only have yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 12:06:56 No.27343115 >>27341429 Thanks, I'm not too insecure about my physique, although a bit taller would be nice, still didn't expect the encouragement. Thank you anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 6, 2020 12:58:28 No.27344506 >>27057521 >Shangai >18kg Does Alice use them as dumbbells or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 09:19:04 No.27374059 >>27344506 They're elastic onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 12:56:12 No.27379407 >>27374059 Damn imagine having a heavy onahole, you can lift it to get stronger and at the same time release your lust with it

Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 19:55:32 No.27390366
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>>27057521
Patchouli broke over 200lbs! I'm so proud of her! I want to fondle and caress with her belly while she eats cake for her 3rd snack of the afternoon... brought by me of course

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 20:04:42 No.27390690 >>27057521 Cool, this means I can bench press over half the Touhous

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 23:46:00 No.27398051 >>27057521 >IBM >robomeido >60.80 lbs excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 23:49:27 No.27398110 >>27098002 >kurumi flatter than elis proof?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 7, 2020 23:53:19 No.27398185 >>27398110 I have seen both of them naked

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 8, 2020 00:07:11 No.27398517 File: 134 KB, 591x710, 23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27379407 They're really really sensitive onaholes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 8, 2020 09:49:12 No.27409776 >>27398517 Source

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 8, 2020 09:54:12 No.27409943 >>27409776 Yassy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 8, 2020 17:06:32 No.27424916 Does Yuyuko even weight?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 9, 2020 02:47:45 No.27444947 >>27409943 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 9, 2020 03:01:06 No.27445170 File: 309 KB, 960x1280, 56387843_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27074690 It's true!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 11, 2020 00:33:45 No.27523125 >>27444947 Alice, satori. The one where it opens with Koishi tripping at Alice's doorstep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 12, 2020 03:02:23 No.27572261 >>27398051 She's not a full on Missile, and she's not someone who is as heavy as 2B, an actual robowaifu that would physically crush you.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 12, 2020 07:00:37 No.27576998
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>>27398110
Even if her growth was stunted by her mother, Elis is still Shinki's daughter and thus has genes that promote large boob size. Kurumi on the other hand is naturally small, short and flat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 12, 2020 18:37:21 No.27597673 >>27390690 benching means nothing if none of them let you carry them like a princess.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 12, 2020 18:51:37 No.27597978
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>>27597673
Hopefully benching strength translates into piggyback ride strength too. I think it'd be pretty close, I do shrugs everyday too. Tbh I want to give Suika a piggyback ride.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 13, 2020 11:54:31 No.27630198 A Butt size one is needed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 14, 2020 04:19:36 No.27661519 >>27265819 She's a ghost without a physical body. I doubt she has any weight at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 14, 2020 06:35:21 No.27664852 >>27597978 that's strength at your core. your abs and hips do most of the work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 14, 2020 16:24:18 No.27682833 File: 1.47 MB, 1020x1440, Stop eating, you lardass!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27057521 Kaguya weights more than me... what a fatass!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 14, 2020 22:02:59 No.27691211 >>27664852 Well I'm pretty good with sit-ups, so I'm gonna go give Suika a piggyback ride, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 15, 2020 14:14:35 No.27721030 File: 292 KB, 618x857, 1600294380047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27059120 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 15, 2020 14:15:37 No.27721056 >>27098002 >O cup A-any evidence? Just for research, promise

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 15, 2020 14:34:15 No.27721499 File: 3.30 MB, 597x785, __ushizaki_urumi_touhou_drawn_by_takorin__6ea3a02c5a6bf7468acecf8f9a297898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>27721056 Got this one from her OnlyFans mega

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 15, 2020 14:50:15 No.27721872 >>27721499 hypnotizing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 16, 2020 00:30:10 No.27737819 >>27721499 How does this cow get little to no art compared to others? >>27721872 It truly is. I've saved it so i can go look at it in my gallery occasionally all day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 16, 2020 05:26:05 No.27744756 >>27737819 Why would anyone like the tit cows now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 16, 2020 05:32:12 No.27744871 >>27744756 i liked titcows since dawn of time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 16, 2020 09:57:05 No.27754536 >>27737819 Because japanese artists are too busy drawing bland fotm gacha sluts for money nowadays

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