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Why is Alice holding a pikachu?

>> No.2700800

Maybe it signifies something.

>> No.2700805

Because you touch yourself at night. *squeeze*

>> No.2700813
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Wh-what if I just like to?

>> No.2700816

Because pikachu is fluffy and soft, like Alice :3

>> No.2700822 [DELETED] 

Because she's electrifying.

>> No.2700828

Because she's electrifying

>> No.2700831

>>2700813
Damn girl, share that booze.

>> No.2700833
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>> No.2700843
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she is cute.

>> No.2700849

I'm bored; can we make this an Alice roleplaying thread?

Please?

>> No.2700862
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>>2700816
>Because pikachu is fluffy and soft, like Alice :3
More like a bathroom tissue paper, amirite

>> No.2700872

Okay, I put on my apron and witch's hat.

>> No.2700895
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>>2700849
N-no.

>> No.2700915
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...

>> No.2700929

>>2700895
But I love hugging and cuddling yo
u.

>> No.2700941
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>>2700929
...au...

>> No.2700952

>>2700941
*Holds Alice gently*

*Nuzzles softly*

>> No.2700958

*grabs dick, is 600 pounds*

>> No.2700973
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>>2700952
...
*starts to cry*

>> No.2700979

>>2700973
I know you’re happy dear.

*Pecks Alice*

>> No.2700988

>>2700973
Snuckerpuss is such a tired puss...

>> No.2700989
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>>2700973
Bitch.

>> No.2700990

>>2700973
Hey Alice, has your hair read SICP today?

>> No.2700999

*punches alice, is obese*

>> No.2701000
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>>2700979
....
*dissapears*

>> No.2701001
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...

>> No.2701002

>>2700979
>Pecks

Are you a bird, anon?

>> No.2701010
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2701010

Not sure if Snuckerpuss.

>> No.2701014

>>2701000
*Hugs Alice tightly so that she ca
n’t excape*

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>>2701001

>> No.2701020

alice really needs to toughen the fuck up, she's too weak and submissive

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>>2701014
...

>> No.2701028

>>2701010
Hey hold your shit up, what do you mean by snuckerpuss?

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>>2701020
... ...

>> No.2701032

>>2701021
*Pats Alice on the head*

You’re so cute~

>> No.2701036

>>2701020
No, you should get the fuck out instead.

>> No.2701039

>>2701028
Pretty much a 35-years old fat fuck who RPs as Alice.

>> No.2701041
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>>2701028
Necrons answer to no one.

>> No.2701057

>>2701036
I take it by your butthurt that I've struck apon the reason you fap over her. Looks you have some insecurities son, I am disappoint.

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>>2701039
God domot! Stop telling people that. Its making us look bad now that we've said we wouldn't say and you went and said it.

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>>2701032
Thank you...
*blushes*

>> No.2701064

>>2701039
hold up, she cybers too, wha- bu- WTF?! are you shitting with me?!

>> No.2701065

Guys, don't mess with the necron.

>> No.2701067

>>2701062
You’re mine forever, little one.

I’ll never give you up.

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>>2701041>>2701030

Begone. This is my territory.

>> No.2701072

>>2701039
>>2701064
obvious samefags.

>> No.2701073

>>2701060
>said we wouldn't say anything
And yet...

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>>2701068
Necrons know no boundaries.

>> No.2701082
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2701082

I am a rhinoceros. As the gigantic piles of dried shit circling this thread should indicate, you're in my territory. I snort loudly from my nose. It is clear that I want you to leave my turf, and failure to comply will result in gory violence.

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>>2701067
What do you mean by that?!

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2701085

Less faggotry, more alice please.

>> No.2701092

>>2700795

Alice Ketchum, Indigo League top 16

>> No.2701096

>>2701084
I’m going to love you forever, and
 there’s nothing anyone can do abo
ut it.♥

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>>2701081
Still, this is my land. Begone, or I will destroy you Necron by Necron.

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>>2701096
Necrons can kill you. That should stop your love. We're very good at it. We get lots of practice. Especially when fighting Tau.

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>>2701096
Don't take it so lightly...

>> No.2701111

>>2701084
Fake alice, real one stutters and ends her sentences with (...)

>> No.2701115

>>2701105
Ssh...

I want to be this peaceful with yo
u forever.

>> No.2701118

>>2701111
Real Alice's name is Victor

>> No.2701124

>>2701111
And you actually love her lol.

>> No.2701125

>>2701111
It’s good enough for me.

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>>2701115
Cut it out! I said don't joke about things like this!

>> No.2701129

>>2701124
No I don't.

>> No.2701134

>>2701129
You remember the distinction between this Alice and that one. Isn't that love?

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>>2701126
You should surrender your flesh and become a Necron. Lots of violence. Lots of killing. You can kill the annoying prick who is stalking you.

>> No.2701139

>>2701126
But I love you and going to make u
s happy forever.

*Kisses Alice on the cheek*

*Hugs Alice very tightly*

>> No.2701141

OP here, what the fuck is going on?

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2701145

Why is Samus holding a pikachu?

>> No.2701146

>>2701134
Thats obvservation. Not love. Anyone can do it. Doesn't mean you gotta love them to remember them.

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>>2701105
>>2701126
I SAID
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF MY
LAND.
Tits or GTFO.

>> No.2701149

www. ANON TALK .com
Direct link: http://tinyurl.com/6nktly

ae56c7f6f4a1b7ff569e9f2be60dbc90

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>>2701139
*pushes you away*
You barely know me, how can that be? Don't be so presumptuous!

>> No.2701151

>>2701146
LIES, I SEE THE LOVE IN YOUR EYES. YOUR LITTLE BEADY FAT EYES.

>> No.2701153

You guys are ruining the moment be
tween Alice and I.

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>>2701151
Necrons don't love.

>> No.2701158

>>2701150
I’ve known you for so long.

I know you’re just as happy with t
his as I am.

>> No.2701161

THEY LOVE DEATH.

>> No.2701163

>>2701139
corean, you will die for defiling my pureest alice!

>> No.2701166

>>2701157
Ohhai Abel

>> No.2701167

>>2701039
Sounds like the average 4channer to me.

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>>2701158
I am not happy...

>> No.2701171

>>2701141
/tg/

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>>2701161
No. Necrons have no emotions. The C'tan love death. The necrons are just tools of destruction used by the C'tan. That is why they are merciless. That is why Necrons take no prisoners. There is just the will of the C'tan to gather souls and cleanse the galaxy of the living.

>> No.2701174

>>2701134
You have a strange idea of what love is, she's been on jp for a long time.

Also Reported

>> No.2701177

>>2701171
Yeah I see that.

>> No.2701182

>>2701173
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FAGGOT IN DENIAL, YOU LOVE ALICE ABEL I AM DISSAPOINT.

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>>2701166
Shh... don't speak to me.

>> No.2701186

>>2701170
Of course you are my dear.

*Squeezes firmly*

>> No.2701192

Where's my Alice ;_;

>> No.2701194
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>>2701182
Nay. Noko loves Alice.
Necrons love nothing.

>> No.2701199

>>2701194
LIAR, YOU ARE ALICE LOVERS AND COMMUNISTS!

>> No.2701200

>>2701184
Why not? It seems.... I haven't seen you in quite a while. Hmhmhm.♪

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>>2701186
Listen, I'm trying to be nice about this, but you are being really creepy and I'll only ask you one time to stop what you're doing.

>> No.2701212

>>2701203
But I’m not doing anything wrong.

I’m just expressing my love for th
e one I love.

*Squeezes even harder*

I love you so much~

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>>2701199
Does not compute.

>>2701200
First of all, I have no clue who it is currently speaking to me. Second, I'm playing games and ranting about Necrons. Was thinking about ranting on about Chaos too but I'll come to that later.

>> No.2701227

>>2701217
I SEE YOU, I AM WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW

>> No.2701233

>>2701217
Heheheh.♪ Just think I am one of those... You met at that chat.♪

>> No.2701237
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>>2701212
Shanghai!
*breaks away yet again and lets the doll deal with you*

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>>2701227
Then what game am I playing, what weapon am I using, and whom does my character resemble?

>> No.2701239

>>2701227
>>2701199
>>2701182
>>2701151
>>2701134
>>2701134
>>2701124
10/10

>> No.2701248

>>2701237
You’re cute too, little Shanghai.

*Pushes the doll away and grabs Al
ice*

*Looks Alice dead in the eye*

You’re so beautiful.

>> No.2701250

>>2701238
YOU ARE JACKING OFF, YOUR CHARACTER IS THAT OF FAGGOTY TEENAGER WITH LONG DARK HAIR, AND YOUR WEAPON IS YOUR PENIS.

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>>2701233
That could be anyone out of hundreds of people. Or more. I meet lots of people in many different chats in many different websites. Quit being vague.

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>>2701250
Close.
I'm playing Fallout 3, my character resembles either Freddy Krueger or Rorschach (Pre-war kids outfit or Colonel Autum's Uniform) and my weapon is the Deathclaw Gauntlet.

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>>2701248
*pushes Alice away*
FINAL SPARK!
*Final Sparks your existance into Shikieiki's palace*

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