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27001973 No.27001973 [Reply] [Original]

Will you make her happy, even for a little while?

>> No.27002932

>>27001973
NURSE ME, DOCTOR!

>> No.27033021

>>27002932
She's on her honeymoon, ask RESIN

>> No.27037255

>>27001973
Who in their right mind would marry Eirin.
You'd just be another slave for Kaguya, plus she's old.
I'll take a fairy over her.

>> No.27037279

>>27001973
breasts

>> No.27086836
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If she cared more for me instead of an immortal princess then I'm sure she would get a few people asking for her hand- that assumes they believe she's young of course.

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>>27086836
>>27037255
Kaguya could give her a few years off to spend with her /jp/ husband. Reisen and Tewi can pick up the slack.

>> No.27132759

>>27132409
>Reisen and Tewi can pick up the slack.
They're hardly useful.

>> No.27134013

in all honesty, eirin is one fat bitch

>> No.27135689

>>27134013
You're a fat bitch

>> No.27135783
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>>27134013
In all the right places.

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>>27037279
>>27134013
>>27135783
Eirin is more than just tits.

>> No.27173293

>>27157675
Finally, a reasonable person in these tit threads.

>> No.27173481

Yea, she seems cool and looks pretty

>> No.27174020

>>27173481
>she seems cool
I was going to provide input but I'll just go reread Silent Sinner in Blue instead.

>> No.27175757

>>27174020
No one would miss Patchy if she died.
Yukari a shit
Kaguya > Other filthy "pure" moonies.

>> No.27201356

>>27175757
I would miss Patche. Even if she barely spoke to me.

>> No.27222300

>>27175757
>Kaguya > Other filthy "pure" moonies.
The only ones that would qualify are Toyohime (used goods) and Yorihime (fucking useless). Kaguya is the bigger of the three only because she isn't a fucking pansy afraid of Earth and its qualities.

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Happy birthday, Madoka

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>>27157675

>> No.27242394

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!

>> No.27250229

>>27242235
Reminds me of that annoying mission in Super Boobhu RPG where you have to chase her down because she's shooting those retarded halfway across the map homing arrows.

>> No.27281624

>>27227503
Madoka?

>> No.27316431

>>27033021
More like 80 year long vacation.
You'd probably live into youe 60s and maybe early 70s with Eirin at your side.

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the Doc would be a great wife because she would look after you if you fell ill, the kids would be well cared for, she could shoot any hungry yokai that come after you, and she has very very big tits to feed you and your children.

>> No.27336527

If you really loved her then you'd eat that liver

>> No.27337212

>>27336527
I don't think we know how the Hourai Immortals would handle affection. Immortality is a worse fate than death.

>> No.27339361

>>27337212
Being immortal probably isn't as bad when someone you love is also immortal

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>>27339361
Kaguya and Mokou have each other. Eirin has anon-san!

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>> No.27382679

>>27360769
I wonder if Eirin has been married before.
In the time she's been alive, she could have been married several times before.
She gets an anon every 100 years!

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>>27250229

>> No.27405091

>>27384676
>>27250229
How does she fire her bow? It's not like she can cut off one of her huge saggers.

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>> No.27443367

>>27001973
Anne Frank Holocaust looking ass. Weeb ass cosplay skinny ass malnourished looking ass

>> No.27481278

>>27360911
What's Teruyo's problem here?
>>27383400
ASS of the moon

>> No.27481427

>>27336527
>>27360769
I'd rather not. Yes, you get to paizuri her forever but also get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

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>>27443323
I don't like the way the doctor is looking at me!

>> No.27519379

>>27481278
50 anons are asking to rub lotion on the doctor, none are asking to touch the mooninite.

>> No.27563182

>>27519379
Eirin smells like medicine and sterility though. Kaguya probably smells like cream soda

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>>27242394
Yuo're supposed to get behind her.

>> No.27578896

I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!

>> No.27583715

>>27405091
shit, you're right.
you can still tilt the bow. the alignment is a bit iffy, but the end result is still the same.

>> No.27587083

CHARGE ME DOC!

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WAKE UUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!

>> No.27610329

>>27593327
Just say "Anon's here" and she's out the door in an instant. Just like that, she's out of everyone's hair for the day.

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>> No.27665160

>>27642261
How did the Lunarians fuck up this badly
They banished Kaguya and Eirin just up and left with her.

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>> No.27716180

>>27690994
Wait, is that my company down here?

>> No.27716694

Speaking of which.
How can Lunarians be "pure" if they have sexual activities.

>> No.27743706

>>27716694
The Lunarians don't like earth because it reeks of death. Kaguya didn't want to die so she became immortal and was thus banished. Stuff like copulation I don't think is mentioned.

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Eirin has a few amusing images.
It's rather amusing.

>> No.27832341

>>27665160
lunarians are teh suck

>> No.27876320 [DELETED] 

>>27001973
no

>> No.27880448

>>27832341
I want a lunarian (female) to suck me if you know what I mean.

>> No.27952439

I am but a simple retard. But I think I could make her laugh a bit. I hope.

>> No.27991861

>>27037279
Is that all you care about? I know she might not talk to you as much but at least try dude.

>> No.27992221 [DELETED] 

This board is for vtubers.

>> No.27994798

>>27037255
>Who in their right mind would marry Eirin.
me

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>> No.28089761

>>27405091
She uses her cleavage to pull back the bowstring.
Hot.

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>> No.28124900

>>27037255
>You'd just be another slave for Kaguya
hot

>> No.28185214

>>28124900
>hot
Try taking care of a NEET...

>> No.28187534

>>28185214
My mom and the government do it everyday for free

>> No.28226063

>>28187534
>free
it comes at a cost.

>> No.28284736

>>28185214
;_;

>> No.28314355

>>28089761
She hasn't readied the arrow yet. A left hand to aim, a right to fire, just as expected.

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>>27563182
>Eirin smells like sterility
kowai

>> No.28330518

>>27001973
God, her Diisuke doujins are so fucking good.

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>> No.28486044

>>27519379
I'll take it up and be the one anon to ask to rub lotion on her, even though Reisen might do it instead.

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