Hololive Global

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wtf this stupid lesbian doing??? she's pleasuring amelia's big futa cock??? what a pervert

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humu humu scissor with me

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https://twitter.com/tskmnzrhld/status/1310276331481882625

FUCK ARTIA

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And so the timeloop begins anew...

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So did the rest of Hololive out Coco yet?

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> Worry about her low numbers
> Her target audience is mixed JP/EN, thus overlapping Coco & Haachama
> Inadvertently drop in the HoloJP discord "Can't wait to read my youtube analytics 6 months from now, that would make great content"
> Only Coco & Haachama can read the message in english
> Both fall in the trap and get the ban, as planned
> The numbers stay low anyway

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>>26973796
cute couple

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>>26973796
They look so fucking smug.

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NUKE CHINA

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>5 new threads

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A lot of 2hus murdered this time

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somehow not a single 2hu thread died this time

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https://youtu.be/tqxRidAWER8
Without Xi
kson ONAIR, Real name, no gimmicks (*record scratch*)
Two Hololive girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two Hololive girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Coco's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
See Coco no more, they want Mori, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Mori, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some noodles that'll jump start my Haato quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked on stream
By Tamaki when I'm not co-operating
While I'm vibrating the chair while we're epilating (Hey!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Mr. Tani
But your branch's Haato problem's complicating
So the CCP won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on Bilibili
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that! Cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, ‘cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck you, Xi Jinping!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi

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>>26973864
She can't keep getting away with it!

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NOOOO THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A 2HO BOARDS AHHHHH

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>5 new threads

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>>26973847
She told you not to belev

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>>26973759
>Chinese citizen
>Expressing pro-China opinions on Chinese social media while your job might be on the line
I can't believe Artia would do that to us, bros.

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KIERA OUR PHOENIX QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS THE CHINESE HAVE ALREADY TARGETED YOU YOU MUST FACE THEM DOWN USE YOUR VOICE AND PLATFORM TO FIGHT FOR ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE THESE CHINESE MENACE WISH TO CRUSH

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https://files.catbox.moe/i8lcp0.webm

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Why the fuck Kagura Nana is losing subs? She's independent.

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How long until Mori drops the n-word?

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Presented without comment.

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S I X FUCKING THREADS

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>>26973895
Sorry anon, it's /ameg/ now.

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>>26973864
That chicken knew what would happen all along

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>>26973875
oh no, he was there all along
It's over guys they won

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>>26973865

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Death to cunnyposters

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https://files.catbox.moe/5myu2y.webm
woah.. Amelia said THAT?

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>>26973907
mama of ayame, i think?

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>>26973885
Literal aliens, managers feeling real zealous
Embarrassed whenever I thrust my pelvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "TAIWAN!"
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass (*smack*)
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass—you asked for me?
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna
Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
Testing, "Attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, Fifty cent army's
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's talking "this shit, that shit"
I'm a dragon, Anti's go eat maggots
Worse than them little SEAmonkey faggots
And YAGOO? Your dream's a side show
You 46-year-old incompetent fag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody's looking for seiso
Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Haachama turned into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first Queen of controversy
I am the worst thing since RWBY
To use Jap culture so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
Twenty million other Antis emerge
But no matter how many chinks in the scene
It'd be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause we'd be so happy without Xi

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>>26973847
Is there any proof that this is her?

If you can prove it, I'll actually unsubscribe and not support her anymore.

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>>26973864
Forget Pekora, she should be good friends with the sheep.

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>>26973884
>>26973878
Which one is it????

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What are you fags going to drink?

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whens the next EN stream

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>6 /hlgg/ threads
You won't get away with this forever

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>Coco and Haachama get suspended for saying Taiwan exists
>JP vtubers say nothing because japanese culture says so
>Chicken comes out of nowhere shooting her AR-15s into the air screaming about how she'll always support Coco and Haachama
HoloEN stands for FREEDOM

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>"ココ先輩。待ってます。"
Reminder to all that the official Hololive EN power rankings are as follows

Mori = Kiara = Ina = Gura = Amelia

These power rankings are final and may not be disputed nor superseded.

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>>26973847
Chinese dog

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>>26973912
How new? She already did, twice in the same stream if you count negro.

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>>26973825
>ina with big tits
disgusting

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I count 6 dead 2hus

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>>26973885
Based

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anon... the cirno feet threads...

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>be a country that has ethnic cleansing organ harvesting concentration camp
>get butthurt when people mention a country exists

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>>26973864
'Morning Cock with Kiara' to replace Asacoco

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FUCK CHINA

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>>26973949
Mori's sweat

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>Kiara makes a Japanese stream
>Everyone shits on her
>Mori makes a japanese stream with tHE cringiEST title possiBLE
>Everyone loves her and defends her because she's the best and it's OK when she does it

why are you like this /jp/?

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In these tiring times I just want to make a very special announcement.
Ahem.

I love Calli. She is a hard working girl who is doing her best to make both songs and art as a way to entertain her viewers. She is fully aware and capable to make a joke of herself, as she knows it will give her audience a good laugh and deepen her connection.

Fuck kiara, she's a retarded chicken and a collab ruiner

I love Ina. Shes a sweet girl who wants to spread inspiration with her art and help her fans improve their own skills, all while asking you to focus on your well being and health above all else. Even if you watch her as a sleeping aid, she will gladly serenade you with her calm voice so you could rest and recover after a hard day.

I love Amelia. Her antics and joker like behaviour cause so many people have the biggest smile on their faces throughout her stream, but also come out of them with some self reflection after her short bursts of wisdom or her being able to invoke feelings anons didnt think they could feel.

I love Gura. A wonderful girl that you just cant help but want to protect and see her grow, so she could open up more. Especially after listening to the few songs she did, and her ability to capture and invoke pure joy and positivity out of the simplest and smallest things.

Bless HoloEN.
Bless the anons who stick through the hardships of the threads.
I want all of them to succeed even if I have my favorite. I know that each girl brings joy to other anons and I dont want to rob the talent of their dream, or the viewers of their individual favorite.

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>>26973847
Bros....

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>>26973960
https://files.catbox.moe/m4du4p.mp4

Amelia is supporting too!

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>>26973977
What were the casualties this time?

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>>26973863
Yes.
She's heterosexual.
Many are shocked and horrified that her relationships with Suisei and Kanata are purely platonic.

EN Chicken is unavailable for comment.

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https://holo.poi.cat/bilibili-channel
Aki and Yogiri still gaining subs. What's the narratives on this?

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>>26973993
Because Kiara sucks lole

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>bump limit is at 350
>threads regularly reach 2000 posts in just a few hours
For what reason is it so low? /alter/ goes up to 750 posts before they get shunted.

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>>26972589
>Gura's other sister
What?

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>>26973847
Huge if true, brothers...

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>>26973971
nvm its tentacles

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>>26973993
I didn’t. They’re both bad.

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>>26973796
CAN THE BRAINROTTEN SHARKIOTS CONDENSE THEIR SHRIMPING BEHAVIOR?

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>>26973885
>>26973936
Very base

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>>26974019
Shark teeth chuubas are all related

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>>26973993
ORANGE WOMAN BAD
no but seriously people bitched when mori did her japanese-only stream, stop cherrypicking

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>SEVEN new threads
hahahaha 2hufags on suicide watch

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>>26973847
I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. Remember that Pooh bear can potentially Tiananmen Square Artia/Civia’s families or even the other CNs. I wouldn’t want another reeducation camp arc that never ends

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>>26973847
Reeductaion camp. Please understand.

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>>26973999
Based she wants us to join her in protest tonight

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>>26973864
she's gonna run the whole company in 1 year, watch

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>>26973971
>big tits
It's clearly tentacles if you look at the pattern.

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>Amelia will never investigate your penis

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>>26973847
Kinda sad if it is actually her though why does everyone think thats her? Though since her family lives in mainland and she will have to move back sometime saying anything against China would ruin her

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>>26973721
Ya but when princesses come to children's partys, similar to Disney actors, its obvious who they're catering to and how much of an asshole a person can be for breaking the illusion in front of everyone (including smoking princesses themselves).

For the ones catering to adult, western audiences, its more flavor then a real thing and being to play off drunkards (or ultra simps + monkies in internet) rather then completely killing the mood by chewing them out. Also about the rules and how obviously what they're trying to do. I might have more twitch-ish fun with Watson but I wouldn't try to have OOC fun with Mori when she gets more into her role.

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>>26973885
>>26973936
Thats some good shit anon

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>>26973993
I think both are shit, but Mori even said this one was more for learners, not specifically Japanese.
Doesn't help that Kiara did her Q&A in fucking Japanese though. I can't forgive her for that one.

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>>26973847
FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BITCH

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>>26973847
If her, I wish her great stress and discomfort in life.

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>Plot twist
>The 2hu fags started the taiwan wars all along

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>>26973993
They bitched when Mori did her jp stream though

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>>26973993
I'm not. Mori is a fag.

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>>26973930
DRAMATISATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

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>>26973847
Why should I care about continental Taiwan?

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>>26974036
No they didnt
These threads are full "its ok if Mori does it" and posters here would bend harder than cover against the chinese if its to defend their cringy reaper

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>>26974043
There was no reason to say anything at all unless she agreed with the bugmen

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>>26974056
do your thread reading reps >>26974021

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>>26973993
Did you forget the fact that Pikamee basically does the same thing that Kiara first wanted to do (translate between EN and JP for both audiences), yet Pika gets no shit for it?

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>>26974018
/jp/ was never meant to see this kind of traffic.

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>>26973847
DU YU RELLY BELIEB TAAT

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>>26973981
Chinese nationalists dismiss everything like that as western propaganda.
If you're really curious to understand how these people think, or at least what they want you to think, there's a subr*ddit called Sino that's literally just entirely Chinese propaganda. It's pretty depressingly awful.

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>>26973993
She is dom as fuck
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z298GGddFpg&t=6674

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>>26973847
Lmao, comrade artia does NOT belive in a two state solution

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>>26974085
Why shouldn't you?

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>>26973949
Dropped Mori, so no

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>>26973993
One translates half an entire stream the other makes a dedicated stream with just japanese

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>>26973847
Well, I'll try to be reasonable, she can't just be against it by having a contract with the Chinese goverment, you either actively support or get your social score down. She is in a position where going against the chinks could ruin her and her family's lives.

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>>26973825
At least post the source Ina.

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>>26974070
If I was going to learn Japanese then I'd rather learn proper Japanese and not cringy Japanglish

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Who is mori's roommate? I know everyone else's roommate but can't find anything on mori

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>>26974043
Another?

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>>26974094
Yes, this is the real gremlin I know.

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>>26973847
holy shit
fuck that retarded gremlin

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>>26973912
Not long after dropping the 'T' word

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>>26973994
Blessed ritualposter

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>>26974090
To be fair, Pikamee wasn't under the "Hololive ENGLISH" brand, nobody came with expectations

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>>26973847
Can't someone just marry Artia and help her get a western country's citizenship so she's no longer bound by that bee hive of a "country"?

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>>26973993
Guess you weren't here during the beginning of the week?

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>>26974018
Contrary to what you /v/ rejects believe, 4chan is actually NOT your personal twitch chatroom and discord channel.

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>>26974088
I'm sorry for being too slow...

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>>26973985
Reich and Shine with Kiara.

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>>26974096
That's one of the reasons I hate them the most. It's like a Nazi that denies the holocaust happens. Embrace it you little bitch

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>>26973993
They're both bad in their own way

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>>26973847
What's the proof besides: Dude trust me.

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>>26973885
>>26973936
Based as fuck

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>>26973847
DU YU RLLY

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>>26974035
No who is her first sister

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>>26974134
I mean she's in the USA but her family would be in china and since they can't get her they'd go for her family

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I miss Ina...

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>>26974086
man don't make me look this shit up in the archive to prove it you fag i'm lazy, people kept saying shit like "uhhh isn't this too early blah blah holo*EN* pandering to japs blah blah" and if you were there you'd remember

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>>26973940
Of course not. Chinks decided to just turn something stupid into their dumb chink autism which means the HK and TW chinks are going to do their own autistic shit and westerners will eat it up because they're NARRATIVE obsessed fags.

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WOW INCOMPETENT MEIDOS FLEXONG THEIR LITTLE NIGGER PENISES TODAY HAHAHA PROTEST AT AMELIA'S STREAM TONIGHT


https://files.catbox.moe/m4du4p.mp4

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>>26973847
Fag, we don't know if all her family is in the US or just her and 1 relative... If she goes full anticommie the ones that will pay are her family members... use your brain

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>>26974113
Could have said absolutely nothing.

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>>26973885
>>26973936
Nice

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>>26973847
Post proof.
Or are you just believing whatever twitter trannies say?

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>>26973993
Shitting on the chicken as a sport went out of fashion since days ago, same with Mori. why do people still reply to old bait like this?

Well, I'm replying too, I'm bored.

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>>26973885
Yo real stuff here

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>>26974096
How these people think?
Middle-class knows. Newspapers write about it. No one cares.

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>>26973847
no fucking way
I hope it's a communication mistake but fuck, I thought she was better than this

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>>26974139
Bullshit. You guys are all my friends and I can talk to you about anything. R-right?

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Look at the end of the day let's take a step back, calm down and rally behind something we can all agree on.

Sinae delenda est

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>>26974090
Because Pikamee's gameplay and content is actually funny and entertaining

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>>26974086
Warosu - ctrl f : isn't this too early, career suicide

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>>26973885
>>26973936
_______Kino

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>>26974182
No